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noxious

Rank	Item	Quantity
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1434	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1424	2-ball	1
#1452	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#1471	4-ball	1
#140	4-d camera	1
#443	4-dimensional guitar	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1432	5-ball	1
#1422	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#393	668 scroll	1
#923	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1484	7-ball	1
#2242	8-ball	1
#104	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	2
#132	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	2
#50	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	3
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#133	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	2
#103	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	2
#784	ASCII shirt	1
#410	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#2228	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#917	Angry Farmer candy	45
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#308	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	2
#1781	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	6
#1258	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#336	Better Than Cuddling Cake	6
#526	Bit O' Ectoplasm	3
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#774	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#2382	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#230	Boris's key lime	1
#421	Boris's key lime pie	1
#926	Boris's ring	1
#899	Boss Bat bling	3
#1987	Boss Bat britches	3
#1737	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#1009	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#1728	Cloaca grenade	1
#1486	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1418	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1426	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#1558	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
#525	Cold Hots candy	9
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1367	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#479	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#688	Corpse Island iced tea	7
#751	Crimbo pie	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#3210	Crimbuck	1
#1267	Crown of the Goblin King	18
#656	Daffy Taffy	43
#535	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#2663	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#312	Divine	1
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#563	Dolphin King's crown	8
#980	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#478	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	7
#538	Dramatic™ range	1
#879	Drowsy Sword	17
#1666	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2054	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1404	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1415	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1375	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#493	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#652	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#497	Elfin shortbread	1
#467	Elmley shades	1
#73	Elvish sunglasses	1
#122	Everlasting Deckswabber	4
#1004	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#214	Frogade	1
#605	Gaia beads	1
#460	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#743	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#673	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#680	Gnollish toolbox	1
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#1436	Green Clover of Justice	1
#250	Gummi-DNA	3
#456	Gummi-Gnauga	4
#679	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#153	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#569	Hippy Army MPE	1
#676	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#1670	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#202	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#394	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#994	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1053	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#182	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1208	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1005	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#995	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#1089	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#578	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1044	Knob Goblin pants	1
#736	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#825	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#939	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1118	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#887	Knob Goblin visor	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#227	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#113	Libram of Love Songs	1
#523	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#1266	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	19
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#495	M-242	11
#216	MSG	1
#1757	Mad Train wine	1
#304	Mae West	1
#400	Manetwich	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#219	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	16
#130	Meat maid	1
#704	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#174	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#1133	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#346	Mon Tiki	1
#592	Monstar energy beverage	1
#1003	Mountain Stream soda	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#1365	Mr. Mediocrebar	26
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#374	NG	1
#282	Nardz energy beverage	1
#471	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#286	Neuromancer	1
#1567	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#508	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#1267	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#791	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#784	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#213	Order of the Silver Wossname	3
#611	PADL Phone	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#778	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#474	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#233	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#282	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#259	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#1515	Rock Pops	21
#644	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#470	Sinful Desires	1
#613	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#211	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#397	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#726	Snow Queen Crown	1
#1110	Spam Witch sammich	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#65	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#294	Steal This Candy	7
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#738	Supernova Champagne	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#214	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#214	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#562	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#1306	Trollhouse cookies	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#251	Typical Tavern swill	21
#851	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#711	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#1623	Valentine	5
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#499	Wint-O-Fresh mint	23
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#1203	Yummy Tummy bean	122
#612	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1169	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#333	abandoned candy	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#501	accidental cider	1
#1008	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#820	adder bladder	1
#706	all-purpose cleaner	1
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#238	alphabet gum	7
#1433	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#658	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#218	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#672	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#51	ancient turtle shell	1
#57	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#25	ancient turtle shell powder	1
#609	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#677	anniversary balloon	1
#2609	anniversary gift box	1
#1079	annoying pitchfork	1
#632	ant agonist	1
#281	ant rake	1
#258	ant sickle	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#1063	anticheese	1
#885	antique greaves	1
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#894	antique helmet	1
#498	antique packet of ketchup	1
#904	antique shield	1
#947	antique spear	1
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#485	armgun	1
#431	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#1101	asbestos ore	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#1078	asparagus knife	1
#643	asshat	1
#2065	astronaut pants	1
#1923	awful poetry journal	1
#183	babycakes	1
#2445	baconstone	1
#2548	badass belt	19
#753	bag of lard	1
#429	balaclava	1
#172	ballast turtle	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1026	balloon monkey	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#310	balloon sword	1
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#654	banana peel	1
#1236	bar skin	1
#958	barbed-wire fence	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#2122	barrrnacle	1
#198	bartender-in-the-box	1
#901	baseball	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#940	bat guano	1
#89	bat hat	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#214	bat wing kabob	1
#784	batblade	1
#1174	batgut	1
#463	battered Crimbo Crate	23
#225	battered hubcap	1
#681	beach glass bead	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#454	beaten-up Chucks	1
#138	beer basted brat	1
#966	beer bomb	1
#569	beer bong	1
#669	beer helmet	1
#723	beer lens	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#784	beertini	1
#234	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#744	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#346	big bad voodoo mask	1
#394	big bass drum	1
#1006	big red clown nose	1
#801	bilge wine	1
#380	bird rib	1
#1501	bit of clingfilm	1
#651	bit-o-cactus	1
#589	black & tan	1
#202	black cherry soda	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#188	black facepaint	1
#668	black forest cake	1
#551	black forest ham	1
#694	black greaves	1
#695	black helmet	1
#390	black kettle drum	1
#609	black pension check	1
#578	black pepper	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#1044	black pixel	1
#2108	black plastic oyster egg	1
#499	black polka-dot oyster egg	10
#632	black pudding	1
#193	black sheepskin diploma	1
#667	black shield	1
#855	black snake skin	1
#659	black striped oyster egg	8
#725	black sword	1
#893	blackberry	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#151	blackberry polite	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#159	blended frozen swill	1
#476	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	14
#1032	bloody beer	1
#965	bloody clown pants	1
#620	bloody mary	1
#820	blue class ring	1
#1772	blue paisley oyster egg	2
#1227	blue pixel	1
#159	blue plastic baby	2
#1290	blue plastic oyster egg	3
#214	blue polka-dot oyster egg	17
#122	blue shell	1
#877	blue snowcone	1
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#459	blueberry-frosted king cake	2
#241	boilermaker	1
#428	bone flute	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#751	booty chest charrrm	1
#279	boring spaghetti	1
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#414	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#385	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#458	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#1327	bottle of gin	1
#1530	bottle of goofballs	15
#681	bottle of pirate juice	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#1585	bottle of rum	1
#1370	bottle of tequila	1
#1262	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#142	bottlecap turtle	1
#236	bouquet of circular saw blades	6
#1138	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#1058	box	1
#230	box turtle	1
#181	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#362	boxed champagne	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#243	boxing glove	1
#453	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#436	brick of sand	1
#322	briefcase	16
#1271	broken skull	1
#625	broken sword	1
#589	bronze breastplate	1
#543	bronzed locust	1
#62	brown plastic baby	12
#680	brown sugar cane	1
#615	bubblewrap ore	1
#956	bubbly potion	1
#1104	bugbear beanie	1
#1111	bugbear bungguard	1
#591	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#579	bunch of square grapes	1
#375	buoybottoms	1
#227	burrowgrub hive	1
#540	cactus fruit	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#353	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#1108	can of Red Minotaur	1
#553	can of Swiller	1
#210	can of black paint	1
#593	can of maces	1
#957	can of spinach	1
#560	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	16
#645	candied kobold	4
#380	candied yams	24
#4135	candy cane	2
#111	candy cornucopia	1
#185	candy kneecapping stick	10
#169	candy knuckles	11
#746	cannonball charrrm	1
#588	canopic jar	1
#529	carbonated soy milk	1
#637	carbonated water lily	1
#609	cardboard ore	1
#683	cardboard wakizashi	1
#146	caret	1
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#639	carob chunk noodles	1
#733	carob chunks	1
#872	casino pass	1
#1031	cast	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#819	catgut	1
#214	catgut taco	1
#324	cement sandals	3
#688	centipede eggs	1
#1707	chaos butterfly	1
#235	charming flute	1
#418	cheap cigar butt	1
#1345	cheap elven gloves	1
#1066	chef's hat	1
#234	chef-in-the-box	1
#18	chintzy accordion pin	49
#16	chintzy disco ball pendant	289
#111	chintzy noodle ring	10
#77	chintzy saucepan earring	15
#248	chintzy seal pendant	4
#47	chintzy turtle brooch	27
#575	chloroform rag	1
#278	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	6
#821	chopsticks	1
#688	chorizo brownies	1
#766	chorizo taco	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#983	chrome ore	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#522	chrome sword	1
#444	chunk of rock salt	1
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#967	cloudy potion	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#818	clown skin	1
#185	clown wig	1
#238	clownskin belt	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#612	cocktail napkin	1
#1219	cocoa egg	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1271	coconut shell	1
#595	coffin lid	1
#1141	cog	1
#248	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#780	cold ninja mask	1
#357	cold nuggets	1
#295	cold powder	1
#374	cold wad	1
#879	commemorative war stein	1
#649	communications windchimes	1
#584	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#68	concoction of clumsiness	1
#95	congratulatory cake	1
#746	cool mushroom	1
#168	cool mushroom casserole	1
#864	cool whip	1
#738	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#223	cordial of concentration	1
#849	cornuthaum	1
#1025	corpse on the beach	4
#595	corpsedriver	8
#577	corpsetini	9
#362	costume sword	1
#246	cottage	1
#1241	cranberries	1
#167	cranberry cordial	1
#567	cream stout	1
#539	creamsicle	1
#112	crotchety pants	1
#521	cruelty-free wine	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#488	cursed black pearl onion	1
#493	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#348	cursed bottle of rum	3
#418	cursed cannonball	1
#454	cursed dirty joke scroll	1
#384	cursed sea biscuit	2
#431	cursed voodoo skull	1
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#1025	daisy	1
#586	dance card	1
#962	dark potion	1
#470	dead guy's watch	11
#808	decorative fountain	1
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#466	delicious noodles	1
#141	delicious salad	300
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#923	demon skin	1
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#1267	dense meat stack	1
#435	dented harmonica	1
#590	deodorant	1
#616	depantsing bomb	1
#766	desiccated apricot	1
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#595	didgeridooka	1
#219	digital key lime	1
#369	digital key lime pie	1
#209	dingy planks	1
#481	dire fudgesicle	1
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1624	disassembled clover	1
#1844	disco ball	1
#1712	disco mask	1
#1025	disease	1
#821	disembodied brain	1
#343	dishrag	1
#788	disintegrating quill pen	1
#679	displaced fish	1
#983	distilled fortified wine	1
#583	distressed denim pants	1
#1854	disturbing fanfic	1
#547	divine noisemaker	1
#1263	doll house	2
#1311	dollhive	2
#656	donkey flipbook	1
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#355	dope wheels	1
#268	double-barreled sling	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#931	draggin' ball hat	1
#783	dried face	1
#763	drum machine	1
#1129	dry noodles	1
#520	drywall axe	24
#516	ducha de oro	1
#2323	duct tape	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#126	dueling turtle	1
#283	dusty Crimbo crate	37
#272	dusty animal cranium	1
#306	dusty animal pelvis	1
#1040	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1029	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1031	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1060	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1014	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#305	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	1
#295	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	1
#301	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	1
#291	dusty first caudal vertebra	1
#302	dusty first cervical vertebra	1
#322	dusty first thoracic vertebra	1
#299	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	1
#318	dusty left clavicle	1
#301	dusty left eleventh rib	1
#289	dusty left first front claw	1
#323	dusty left first rear claw	1
#301	dusty left first rib	1
#295	dusty left fourth front claw	1
#311	dusty left fourth rear claw	1
#294	dusty left fourth rib	1
#304	dusty left humerus	1
#293	dusty left scapula	1
#302	dusty left second front claw	1
#278	dusty left sixth rib	1
#321	dusty left tenth rib	1
#308	dusty left twelfth rib	1
#280	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1
#310	dusty right eighth rib	1
#288	dusty right eleventh rib	1
#304	dusty right fifth rib	1
#310	dusty right first front claw	1
#320	dusty right humerus	1
#306	dusty right kneecap	1
#307	dusty right ninth rib	1
#286	dusty right radius	1
#288	dusty right scapula	1
#300	dusty right tenth rib	1
#293	dusty right third front claw	1
#306	dusty right thumb	1
#291	dusty right tibia	1
#314	dusty right twelfth rib	1
#300	dusty right ulna	1
#310	dusty sacral vertebrae	1
#287	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
#303	dusty second lumbar vertebra	1
#309	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	1
#283	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	1
#289	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	1
#298	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	1
#300	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	1
#288	dusty third caudal vertebra	1
#292	dusty third cervical vertebra	1
#287	dusty third lumbar vertebra	1
#288	dusty third thoracic vertebra	1
#293	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
#1277	dwarf bread	1
#425	dwarvish magazine	1
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#138	eXtreme meat sword	1
#897	eXtreme mittens	1
#228	eXtreme nose ring	1
#855	eXtreme scarf	1
#2069	easter egg balloon	10
#947	effervescent potion	1
#2835	eggnog	1
#1813	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#116	elven cellocello	68
#1135	elven socks	2
#132	elven suicide capsule	61
#1114	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
#667	empty meat tank	1
#604	enchanted bean	1
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#204	enchanted eyepatch	1
#131	enchanted handwarmer	1
#652	enchanted toothpick	1
#124	enchantlers	1
#540	energy drink IV	1
#1013	ennui-flavored potato chips	3
#733	enormous belt buckle	1
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
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#3901	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3889	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#594	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	2
#3855	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3866	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#3899	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3056	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3056	tiny plastic The Man	1
#3919	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#3850	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#4533	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#4016	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8194	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#3933	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#3972	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#8239	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8107	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#3959	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#4471	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#8158	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3916	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3898	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#542	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
#8079	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8207	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#3166	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3907	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3931	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4490	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3869	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#570	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	2
#3837	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3906	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#3920	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8143	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8175	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8077	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#3898	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#3854	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#8047	tiny plastic grue	1
#4592	tiny plastic hermit	1
#8113	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
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#3889	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8188	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8086	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#3831	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#8097	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#580	tiny plastic mutant elf	2
#3992	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#66	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
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#4458	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3886	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#3847	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#3946	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#3828	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#8211	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3925	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8147	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8122	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#202	tiny plastic stocking mimic	3
#534	tiny plastic strand of DNA	2
#3856	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#4474	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3836	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#3864	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3843	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#1124	tiny shaker of salt	1
#488	tip jar	1
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#1052	titanium assault umbrella	1
#545	tofu casserole	1
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#367	tofurkey leg	23
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#442	tomato juice of powerful power	1
#276	toothbrush	4
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#126	tortoboggan	1
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#498	true grit	1
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#392	tulip	1
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#1787	turtle totem	1
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#286	turtlemail bits	1
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#183	tuxedo shirt	1
#538	twinkly nuggets	1
#515	twinkly powder	1
#1078	twinkly wad	1
#301	twitching claw	13
#277	ultimate ultimate frisbee	1
#680	uncooked chorizo	1
#126	underwater slingshot	1
#695	unidentified jerky	1
#590	unstable DNA	90
#330	unstable quark	1
#728	urinal cake	1
#1908	useless powder	1
#2411	valuable trinket	1
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#2527	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#1284	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	3
#1042	viking helmet	1
#644	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1
#639	vodka and cranberry	1
#464	vodka martini	1
#141	volleyball	1
#895	vorpal blade	1
#564	wad of cotton	4
#1099	wad of dough	1
#696	wad of tofu	1
#509	war tongs	1
#630	warm mushroom	1
#938	water pipe bomb	1
#84	water wings	16
#631	whiskey sour	1
#790	white Canadian	1
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#1162	white candy heart	1
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#961	white chocolate chips	1
#1021	white class ring	1
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#602	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
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#805	white picket fence	1
#1023	white pixel	1
#415	white rice	1
#807	white satin pants	1
#582	white satin shield	1
#1058	white snake skin	1
#121	white snakeskin duster	1
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#509	wicker shield	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
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#415	wine spritzer	1
#1131	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	1
#567	witty rapier	1
#1247	wolf mask	1
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#430	wonderwall shield	1
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#280	world's smallest violin	1
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#1039	worthless knick-knack	1
#778	worthless trinket	1
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#588	wreath of laurels	1
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#406	wussiness potion	30
#177	yam candy	1
#227	ye olde golde frontes	1
#335	yellow brick road	1
#2816	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1327	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#496	yellow striped oyster egg	5
#1736	yeti fur	1
#606	yohohoyo	1

what items are this player missing?