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noxious

Rank	Item	Quantity
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1426	2-ball	1
#1456	3-ball	1
#1015	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#1473	4-ball	1
#140	4-d camera	1
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1435	5-ball	1
#1425	6-ball	1
#263	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1485	7-ball	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#102	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	2
#129	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	2
#48	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	3
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#129	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	2
#99	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	2
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#919	Angry Farmer candy	45
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#308	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	2
#1785	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	6
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#336	Better Than Cuddling Cake	6
#528	Bit O' Ectoplasm	3
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#774	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#2385	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#899	Boss Bat bling	3
#1991	Boss Bat britches	3
#1742	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#460	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#1733	Cloaca grenade	1
#1487	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#1558	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
#526	Cold Hots candy	9
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1371	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#690	Corpse Island iced tea	7
#755	Crimbo pie	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#3218	Crimbuck	1
#1271	Crown of the Goblin King	18
#655	Daffy Taffy	43
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#2663	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#313	Divine	1
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#563	Dolphin King's crown	8
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#477	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	7
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#881	Drowsy Sword	17
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#493	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#2385	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#500	Elfin shortbread	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#123	Everlasting Deckswabber	4
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#214	Frogade	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#743	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
#790	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#727	Gnollish plunger	1
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#1442	Green Clover of Justice	1
#252	Gummi-DNA	3
#458	Gummi-Gnauga	4
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#680	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#1676	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#692	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#997	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#492	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#1272	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	19
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#497	M-242	11
#216	MSG	1
#1759	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#401	Manetwich	1
#696	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#219	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	16
#131	Meat maid	1
#702	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#1364	Mr. Mediocrebar	26
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#374	NG	1
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#288	Neuromancer	1
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#1271	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#845	Orcish baseball cap	1
#794	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#214	Order of the Silver Wossname	3
#612	PADL Phone	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#781	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#818	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#233	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#261	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#1515	Rock Pops	21
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#619	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#295	Steal This Candy	7
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#737	Supernova Champagne	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#218	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#217	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#563	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#252	Typical Tavern swill	21
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#710	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#1626	Valentine	5
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#502	Wint-O-Fresh mint	23
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#1613	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#1205	Yummy Tummy bean	122
#617	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1172	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#707	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#336	abandoned candy	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#822	adder bladder	1
#706	all-purpose cleaner	1
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#241	alphabet gum	7
#1433	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#656	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#52	ancient turtle shell	1
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#25	ancient turtle shell powder	1
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#680	anniversary balloon	1
#2609	anniversary gift box	1
#1082	annoying pitchfork	1
#630	ant agonist	1
#285	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#1062	anticheese	1
#887	antique greaves	1
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#899	antique helmet	1
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#906	antique shield	1
#949	antique spear	1
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#485	armgun	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#1105	asbestos ore	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#1081	asparagus knife	1
#643	asshat	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#183	babycakes	1
#2451	baconstone	1
#2548	badass belt	19
#753	bag of lard	1
#430	balaclava	1
#173	ballast turtle	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1030	balloon monkey	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#655	banana peel	1
#1234	bar skin	1
#961	barbed-wire fence	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#2130	barrrnacle	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#900	baseball	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#941	bat guano	1
#89	bat hat	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#784	batblade	1
#1172	batgut	1
#464	battered Crimbo Crate	23
#227	battered hubcap	1
#682	beach glass bead	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#138	beer basted brat	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#572	beer bong	1
#673	beer helmet	1
#725	beer lens	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#788	beertini	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#348	big bad voodoo mask	1
#395	big bass drum	1
#1006	big red clown nose	1
#802	bilge wine	1
#378	bird rib	1
#1496	bit of clingfilm	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#589	black & tan	1
#203	black cherry soda	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#189	black facepaint	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#694	black greaves	1
#695	black helmet	1
#390	black kettle drum	1
#610	black pension check	1
#577	black pepper	1
#462	black picnic basket	1
#1046	black pixel	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#500	black polka-dot oyster egg	10
#634	black pudding	1
#194	black sheepskin diploma	1
#667	black shield	1
#852	black snake skin	1
#659	black striped oyster egg	8
#727	black sword	1
#893	blackberry	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#152	blackberry polite	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#159	blended frozen swill	1
#478	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	14
#1034	bloody beer	1
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#827	blue class ring	1
#1773	blue paisley oyster egg	2
#1231	blue pixel	1
#160	blue plastic baby	2
#1291	blue plastic oyster egg	3
#214	blue polka-dot oyster egg	17
#124	blue shell	1
#877	blue snowcone	1
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#462	blueberry-frosted king cake	2
#243	boilermaker	1
#428	bone flute	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#752	booty chest charrrm	1
#280	boring spaghetti	1
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#413	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#386	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#400	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#671	bottle of antifreeze	1
#1329	bottle of gin	1
#1533	bottle of goofballs	15
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#1584	bottle of rum	1
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#141	bottlecap turtle	1
#236	bouquet of circular saw blades	6
#1138	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#1053	box	1
#230	box turtle	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#363	boxed champagne	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#241	boxing glove	1
#455	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#436	brick of sand	1
#320	briefcase	16
#1268	broken skull	1
#625	broken sword	1
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#63	brown plastic baby	12
#678	brown sugar cane	1
#616	bubblewrap ore	1
#957	bubbly potion	1
#1102	bugbear beanie	1
#1109	bugbear bungguard	1
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#579	bunch of square grapes	1
#374	buoybottoms	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#538	cactus fruit	1
#535	calle de miel	1
#351	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#554	can of Swiller	1
#209	can of black paint	1
#592	can of maces	1
#956	can of spinach	1
#560	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	16
#644	candied kobold	4
#378	candied yams	24
#4138	candy cane	2
#110	candy cornucopia	1
#186	candy kneecapping stick	10
#169	candy knuckles	11
#745	cannonball charrrm	1
#587	canopic jar	1
#529	carbonated soy milk	1
#634	carbonated water lily	1
#609	cardboard ore	1
#684	cardboard wakizashi	1
#147	caret	1
#667	carob chunk cookies	1
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#873	casino pass	1
#1030	cast	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#819	catgut	1
#216	catgut taco	1
#324	cement sandals	3
#690	centipede eggs	1
#1706	chaos butterfly	1
#235	charming flute	1
#419	cheap cigar butt	1
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#1063	chef's hat	1
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#18	chintzy accordion pin	49
#16	chintzy disco ball pendant	289
#112	chintzy noodle ring	10
#78	chintzy saucepan earring	15
#253	chintzy seal pendant	4
#47	chintzy turtle brooch	27
#578	chloroform rag	1
#278	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	6
#824	chopsticks	1
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#985	chrome ore	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#447	chunk of rock salt	1
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#969	cloudy potion	1
#798	clown shoes	1
#816	clown skin	1
#185	clown wig	1
#239	clownskin belt	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#612	cocktail napkin	1
#1226	cocoa egg	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1284	coconut shell	1
#597	coffin lid	1
#1139	cog	1
#248	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#778	cold ninja mask	1
#360	cold nuggets	1
#297	cold powder	1
#374	cold wad	1
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#651	communications windchimes	1
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#70	concoction of clumsiness	1
#95	congratulatory cake	1
#748	cool mushroom	1
#170	cool mushroom casserole	1
#864	cool whip	1
#741	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#226	cordial of concentration	1
#850	cornuthaum	1
#1028	corpse on the beach	4
#597	corpsedriver	8
#581	corpsetini	9
#362	costume sword	1
#246	cottage	1
#1243	cranberries	1
#169	cranberry cordial	1
#570	cream stout	1
#541	creamsicle	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#487	cursed black pearl onion	1
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#347	cursed bottle of rum	3
#418	cursed cannonball	1
#456	cursed dirty joke scroll	1
#383	cursed sea biscuit	2
#432	cursed voodoo skull	1
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#1025	daisy	1
#585	dance card	1
#964	dark potion	1
#471	dead guy's watch	11
#810	decorative fountain	1
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#469	delicious noodles	1
#141	delicious salad	300
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#923	demon skin	1
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#1266	dense meat stack	1
#438	dented harmonica	1
#591	deodorant	1
#618	depantsing bomb	1
#767	desiccated apricot	1
#3289	diamond necklace	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#597	didgeridooka	1
#220	digital key lime	1
#383	digital key lime pie	1
#209	dingy planks	1
#482	dire fudgesicle	1
#1098	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1629	disassembled clover	1
#1849	disco ball	1
#1718	disco mask	1
#1025	disease	1
#819	disembodied brain	1
#344	dishrag	1
#787	disintegrating quill pen	1
#677	displaced fish	1
#986	distilled fortified wine	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1853	disturbing fanfic	1
#548	divine noisemaker	1
#1263	doll house	2
#1312	dollhive	2
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#586	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#356	dope wheels	1
#269	double-barreled sling	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#931	draggin' ball hat	1
#782	dried face	1
#764	drum machine	1
#1142	dry noodles	1
#520	drywall axe	24
#517	ducha de oro	1
#2320	duct tape	1
#233	duct tape sword	1
#126	dueling turtle	1
#284	dusty Crimbo crate	37
#272	dusty animal cranium	1
#307	dusty animal pelvis	1
#1043	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1064	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1032	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1031	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1017	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#305	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	1
#295	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	1
#301	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	1
#291	dusty first caudal vertebra	1
#303	dusty first cervical vertebra	1
#323	dusty first thoracic vertebra	1
#299	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	1
#320	dusty left clavicle	1
#303	dusty left eleventh rib	1
#291	dusty left first front claw	1
#323	dusty left first rear claw	1
#303	dusty left first rib	1
#297	dusty left fourth front claw	1
#312	dusty left fourth rear claw	1
#294	dusty left fourth rib	1
#305	dusty left humerus	1
#294	dusty left scapula	1
#302	dusty left second front claw	1
#278	dusty left sixth rib	1
#322	dusty left tenth rib	1
#308	dusty left twelfth rib	1
#284	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1
#310	dusty right eighth rib	1
#289	dusty right eleventh rib	1
#304	dusty right fifth rib	1
#310	dusty right first front claw	1
#320	dusty right humerus	1
#306	dusty right kneecap	1
#308	dusty right ninth rib	1
#288	dusty right radius	1
#289	dusty right scapula	1
#300	dusty right tenth rib	1
#293	dusty right third front claw	1
#308	dusty right thumb	1
#293	dusty right tibia	1
#315	dusty right twelfth rib	1
#302	dusty right ulna	1
#310	dusty sacral vertebrae	1
#288	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
#305	dusty second lumbar vertebra	1
#309	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	1
#283	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	1
#290	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	1
#299	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	1
#301	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	1
#288	dusty third caudal vertebra	1
#292	dusty third cervical vertebra	1
#288	dusty third lumbar vertebra	1
#288	dusty third thoracic vertebra	1
#294	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#426	dwarvish magazine	1
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#138	eXtreme meat sword	1
#897	eXtreme mittens	1
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#856	eXtreme scarf	1
#2072	easter egg balloon	10
#948	effervescent potion	1
#2834	eggnog	1
#1813	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#117	elven cellocello	68
#1136	elven socks	2
#132	elven suicide capsule	61
#1117	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
#666	empty meat tank	1
#605	enchanted bean	1
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#206	enchanted eyepatch	1
#132	enchanted handwarmer	1
#653	enchanted toothpick	1
#124	enchantlers	1
#541	energy drink IV	1
#1013	ennui-flavored potato chips	3
#734	enormous belt buckle	1
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
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#3915	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3898	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#593	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	2
#3864	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3873	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#3908	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3065	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3068	tiny plastic The Man	1
#3929	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#3858	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#4544	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#4025	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8216	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#3943	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#3978	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#8256	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8131	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#3966	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#4482	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#8179	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3926	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3911	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#540	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
#8101	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8224	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#3179	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3914	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3939	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4499	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3879	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#568	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	2
#3847	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3912	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#3927	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8155	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8193	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8098	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#3904	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#3863	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#8064	tiny plastic grue	1
#4599	tiny plastic hermit	1
#8132	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#8073	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3893	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8203	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8105	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#3842	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#8118	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#579	tiny plastic mutant elf	2
#3998	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#8102	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3895	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#3852	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#3954	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#3839	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#8228	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3939	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8163	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8142	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#201	tiny plastic stocking mimic	3
#535	tiny plastic strand of DNA	2
#3864	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#4484	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3844	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#3875	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3854	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#1125	tiny shaker of salt	1
#488	tip jar	1
#891	tires	1
#1051	titanium assault umbrella	1
#546	tofu casserole	1
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#368	tofurkey leg	23
#160	tofurkey nugget	1
#1137	tomato	1
#641	tomato daiquiri	1
#441	tomato juice of powerful power	1
#275	toothbrush	4
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#127	tortoboggan	1
#1843	towel	1
#2127	toy mercenary	1
#618	tropical orchid	1
#125	tropical swill	1
#498	true grit	1
#576	tube of dread wax	1
#442	tube sock	1
#392	tulip	1
#674	turtle pheromones	1
#1791	turtle totem	1
#198	turtle wax	1
#88	turtle wax shield	1
#286	turtlemail bits	1
#131	turtling rod	1
#184	tuxedo shirt	1
#539	twinkly nuggets	1
#516	twinkly powder	1
#1076	twinkly wad	1
#301	twitching claw	13
#277	ultimate ultimate frisbee	1
#679	uncooked chorizo	1
#130	underwater slingshot	1
#693	unidentified jerky	1
#589	unstable DNA	90
#328	unstable quark	1
#729	urinal cake	1
#1907	useless powder	1
#2410	valuable trinket	1
#668	vampire collar	1
#2526	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#1291	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	3
#1044	viking helmet	1
#648	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1
#639	vodka and cranberry	1
#467	vodka martini	1
#143	volleyball	1
#896	vorpal blade	1
#565	wad of cotton	4
#1099	wad of dough	1
#696	wad of tofu	1
#511	war tongs	1
#631	warm mushroom	1
#940	water pipe bomb	1
#86	water wings	16
#630	whiskey sour	1
#792	white Canadian	1
#903	white balloon	1
#1159	white candy heart	1
#872	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#90	white chocolate chip brownies	1
#739	white chocolate chip cookies	1
#959	white chocolate chips	1
#1032	white class ring	1
#586	white collar	1
#603	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#1106	white lightning	1
#802	white picket fence	1
#1026	white pixel	1
#416	white rice	1
#810	white satin pants	1
#582	white satin shield	1
#1059	white snake skin	1
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#854	white sword	1
#512	wicker shield	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#816	windchimes	1
#415	wine spritzer	1
#1129	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	1
#567	witty rapier	1
#1245	wolf mask	1
#116	wolfman mask	72
#429	wonderwall shield	1
#811	wooden stakes	1
#596	wool hat	1
#281	world's smallest violin	1
#554	worn tophat	1
#895	worthless gewgaw	1
#1041	worthless knick-knack	1
#785	worthless trinket	1
#698	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#591	wreath of laurels	1
#695	wrench bracelet	3
#406	wussiness potion	30
#181	yam candy	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#337	yellow brick road	1
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1329	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#496	yellow striped oyster egg	5
#1736	yeti fur	1
#606	yohohoyo	1

Wow, that's 5,506 items total!

what items are this player missing?