Museum :: WeatherWarrior

WeatherWarrior

Rank	Item	Quantity
#66	5-Alarm Saucepan	6
#860	A. W. O. L. commendation	2
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#490	Ancient Saucehelm	5
#223	Angelhair Culottes	5
#439	Argarggagarg's fang	4
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#604	BURT	2
#228	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	5
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#299	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	34
#108	Beach Buck	43
#209	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#57	Bjorn's Hammer	6
#453	Bling of the New Wave	3
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#361	Bonerdagon necklace	32
#106	Boss Bat bling	29
#173	Boss Bat britches	72
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#53	Chester's cutoffs	2
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#351	Chroner	71
#328	Claw of the Infernal Seal	3
#156	Cloak of Dire Shadows	2
#252	Codpiece of the Goblin King	27
#97	Coinspiracy	25
#402	Colander of Em-er'il	6
#118	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	22
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#273	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	3
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#99	Crown of the Goblin King	179
#520	Disco 'Fro Pick	6
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#24	Drip harness	1
#37	Driplet	1
#76	Drowsy Sword	176
#101	Dust bunny	20
#220	El Sombrero De Lopez	10
#332	Elder Turtle Shell	7
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#958	FDKOL commendation	2
#16	FDKOL tattoo	4
#222	Freddy Kruegerand	6
#32	Fun-Guy spore	12
#509	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#82	Game Grid ticket	224
#114	Game Grid token	45
#520	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#104	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	3
#67	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	21
#207	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	11
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#139	Goodfella contract	395
#349	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	3
#656	Green Clover of Justice	3
#16	Guzzlrbuck	214
#548	Heimandatz's heart	3
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#390	Hodgman's blanket	3
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#358	Hollandaise helmet	4
#72	Iron Beta of Industry	129
#621	Jocko Homo's head	3
#20	Jodhpurs of Violence	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#67	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	6
#585	Knob Goblin elite pants	5
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#334	Krakrox's Loincloth	3
#333	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	27
#262	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	5
#254	Lederhosen of the Night	5
#521	Let Me Be!	3
#79	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	206
#211	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	275
#1199	M-242	1
#438	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#850	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#264	Meat detector	2
#26	Mer-kin dodgeball	1
#22	Mer-kin dragnet	1
#12	Mer-kin gladiator mask	1
#14	Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	1
#24	Mer-kin switchblade	1
#456	Microplushie: Bropane	20
#370	Microplushie: Dorkonide	9
#473	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	8
#410	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	5
#438	Microplushie: Gothochondria	16
#482	Microplushie: Hippylase	19
#295	Microplushie: Hipsterine	4
#526	Microplushie: Hobomosome	8
#357	Microplushie: Otakulone	35
#449	Microplushie: Raverdrine	13
#538	Microplushie: Sororitrate	12
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#173	Misty Cape	10
#131	Misty Cloak	13
#200	Misty Robe	8
#349	Newman's Own Trousers	3
#119	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	56
#382	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#313	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#319	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#373	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	3
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#870	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#40	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	1
#96	P.B.L.T.	14
#29	PVC staff	1
#68	Pasta Spoon of Peril	4
#22	Pigsticker of Violence	1
#314	Pink Heart of Spirit	3
🥈	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	1
#64	Polka Pop	29
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#258	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	3
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#417	Red Rover BB gun	7
#191	Rock and Roll Legend	10
#514	Safari Jack's moustache	3
#237	Scalp of Gorgolok	10
#194	Shield of Icy Fate	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#190	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	4
#60	Space Tourist Phaser	14
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#93	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#6	Staff of the Deepest Freeze	1
#25	Staff of the Electric Range	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#65	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#13	Staff of the Woodfire	1
#15	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	26
#19	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	23
#15	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	27
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#153	Sword of Dark Omens	2
#12	Talisman of Bakula	1
#600	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#41	The Big Book of Every Skill	1
#110	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	45
🥇	The Cocktail Shaker	1
#85	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	1
#80	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	1
#79	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	1
#66	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	1
#81	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	1
#76	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	1
#72	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#27	The Lost Glasses	4
#294	The Mariachi's guitar case	6
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥇	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
#42	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	2
#832	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#67	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	11
#1412	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	1
#250	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	1
#1944	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#96	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#176	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	2
#172	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	1
#219	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	14
#251	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	1
#262	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#625	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#382	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	2
#1297	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	1
#83	Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	1
#789	Thwaitgold slug statuette	1
#953	Thwaitgold spider statuette	1
#888	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	10
#1264	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#128	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#75	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	2
#613	Travels with Jerry	2
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#317	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	9
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#10	Underworld flail	1
#12	Underworld truncheon	1
#9	Velougats™	3
#438	Volartta's bellbottoms	3
#594	Wand of Nagamar	7
#205	Wand of Oscus	1
#965	Wint-O-Fresh mint	9
#87	Wolfman Nardz	21
#320	Yakisoba's hat	5
#1147	Yellow Moon of Compassion	2
#136	Ze™ goggles	25
#198	Zim Merman's guitar	4
#659	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	2
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#7	adobe abacus	1
#9	adobe abaya	1
#8	adobe adze	1
#10	adobe arsecover	1
#8	adobe ascot	2
#11	adobe ayam	1
#858	adorable seal larva	3
#13	aerogel accordion	1
#11	aerogel akubra	1
#14	aerogel anvil	1
#8	aerogel apron	1
#13	aerogel ascot	1
#13	aerogel attache case	1
#152	ancient oil painting of yourself	1
#678	anniversary balloon	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#216	around the world	10
#84	bad-ass club	2
#225	badass belt	154
#12	bakelite backpack	1
#10	bakelite badge	1
#16	bakelite belt	1
#12	bakelite bowl	1
#15	bakelite breeches	1
#14	bakelite brooch	1
#177	batskin belt	6
#44	bewitching boots	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#29	blue rocket	1
🥇	book of facts (dog-eared)	1
#495	bottle of goofballs	52
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#123	box of Gratitude chocolates	1
#4352	box of sunshine	11
#41	brazen bracelet	1
#1073	brick	26
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#280	bunny liver	27
#11	ceramic celery grater	1
#12	ceramic celsiturometer	1
#12	ceramic cenobite's robe	1
#11	ceramic centurion shield	1
#10	ceramic cerecloth belt	1
#13	ceramic cestus	1
#997	cheap toaster	2
#128	cheer extractor	1
#4	chiffon chamberpot	1
#4	chiffon chapeau	1
#6	chiffon chevrons	1
#246	chintzy accordion pin	2
#544	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#507	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#403	collection of tiny spooky objects	1
#142	confusing LED clock	37
#113	crotchety pants	1
#167	crystalline cheer	708
#322	designer handbag	9
#1060	disassembled clover	11
#113	diving muff	1
#103	double-ice britches	1
#53	drink chit	2
#1979	drywall axe	1
#861	duct tape	27
#2188	easter egg balloon	9
#95	eldritch effluvium	1,461
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#22	eleven-foot pole	90
#5	embering hunk	13
#438	empty agua de vida bottle	410
#195	ert grey goo ring	1
#996	facsimile dictionary	7
🥇	familiar scrapbook	1
#406	fat loot token	1
#10	fiberglass fannypack	1
#15	fiberglass fedora	1
#16	fiberglass fetish	1
#13	fiberglass fingerguard	1
#12	fiberglass foil	1
#12	fiberglass frock	1
#883	filthy lucre	36
#48	fishy pipe	1
#9	flagstone fez	1
#6	flagstone flag	1
#6	flagstone flail	1
#5	flagstone fleece	1
#7	flagstone flip-flops	1
#6	flagstone fringe	1
#6	free-range mushroom	77
#1032	friendly cheez blob	2
#45	frigid-ass club	1
#23	fuzzy busby	82
#3221	fuzzy dice	2
#95	fuzzy earmuffs	32
#76	fuzzy montera	37
#365	garish pinky ring	12
#323	gearbox necklace	3
#45	ghost of a necklace	127
#44	ghost pencil	1
#359	giant designer sunglasses	12
#25	giant discarded bottlecap	110
#208	giant discarded plastic fork	42
#60	giant discarded torn-up glove	63
#17	giant free-range mushroom	1
#79	giant pinky ring	154
#45	gill rings	1
#608	gingerbread house	1
#2813	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
🥈	glass eye	1
#18	glob of melted wax	19
#225	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#83	gold wedding ring	121
#590	golden ring	41
#736	green candy heart	7
#1029	green clay bead	1
#30	green pixie spog	4
#8	grubby wool beerwarmer	6
#189	grue egg	112
#183	haggis socks	2
#174	haggis-infused soap	4
#219	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	2
#98	hand-carved bokken	1
#124	handful of confetti	217
#927	heart necklace	8
#346	heart of the volcano	21
#160	heavy leather-bound tome	1
#60	helm of the white knight	1
#508	herb brownies	29
#427	herbs	36
#481	herringcello	30
🥉	hobo code binder	1
#581	hobo nickel	323
#18	hot daub bun	1
#16	hot daub stand	1
#92	hunk of granite	34
#1604	iGoogly	1
#1093	ice-cold six-pack	1
#325	iced-out bling	1
#1920	immense cyborg hand	2
#411	inflatable duck	2
#63	insane tophat	1
#978	irradiated candy cane	5
#6	ittah bittah hookah	1
#32	jalapeño slices	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1071	jawbruiser	3
#604	kneecapping stick	19
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#337	lead necklace	28
#170	letterman's jacket	1
#1422	licorice garrote	2
#449	little paper umbrella	104
#20	little parachute guy	11
#331	live wire	3
#210	loadstone	3
#1622	lucky rabbit's foot	2
#592	macaroni duck	4
#76	mafia thumb ring	1
#206	magical ice cubes	310
#32	magical sausage	177
#23	magical sausage casing	740
#116	magicberry tablets	22
#160	magnetic sculpture kit	4
#10	makeshift cape	36
#13	makeshift skirt	13
#28	makeshift turban	8
#277	many-eyed glasses	6
#7	marble maebari	1
#7	marble magnet	1
#6	marble mantle	1
#14	marble mariachi hat	1
#9	marble medallion	1
#9	marble mignonette bowl	1
#95	meat st‰¿bing club	9
#169	memory of a C	7
#155	memory of a G	8
#140	memory of a T	9
#167	memory of an A	7
#77	memory of some delicious amino acids	19
#57	menorette	6
#22	metallic foil radar dish	2
#35	metrognome	1
#71	mime army challenge coin	1
#19	mime army infiltration glove	1
#22	mime army insignia (cryonics)	1
#25	mime army insignia (espionage)	1
#24	mime army insignia (infantry)	1
#25	mime army insignia (intelligence)	1
#26	mime army insignia (morale)	1
#17	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	1
#38	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	1
#18	mime army insignia (sanitation)	1
#227	mime army rations	1
#70	mime army shotglass	1
#7	mime pocket probe	2
#446	mime soul fragment	5
🥇	mime-proof sunglasses	1
#78	miming beret	1
#85	miming boots	1
#100	miming corduroys	1
#93	miming gloves	1
#95	miming shirt	1
#303	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	1
#31	miniature castagnets	1
#137	miniature dormouse	1
#26	mint-condition magic wand	3
#53	misfit dolly	2
#48	misfit hobby horse	2
#144	missing wine	1
#36	molten medallion	1
#47	monstrous monocle	1
#5	moss mace	1
🥉	moss mantle	3
#7	moss marlinspike	1
#6	moss medal	1
🥉	moss megaphone	1
#10	moss mitre	1
#93	mulled cider	21
#37	musty moccasins	1
#3705	nanite-infested candy cane	1
#54	natty blue ascot	6
#124	negotiatin' hammer	1
#489	night-vision goggles	4
🥇	novelty monorail ticket	1
#245	obsidian dagger	57
#178	oil of oiliness	3
#103	old school Mafia knicke½æ	1
#171	old school calculator watch	4
#464	old sweatpants	154
#456	orange candy heart	48
#320	orange candygram	1
#147	ornate picture frame	15
#21	overclocked avian microprocessor	6
#613	oversized fish scaler	8
#473	pack of KWE trading card	7
#644	pair of bolt cutters	5
#396	palm-frond toupee	1
#583	panhandle panhandling hat	1
#103	paperclip cape	1
#99	paperclip pants	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#10	paranormal ricotta	28
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#189	parasitic tentacles	1
#439	party hat	4
#625	passable elf mask	8
#201	peanut brittle shield	17
#500	penguin focaccia bread	29
#277	personal massager	96
#200	personalized coffee mug	377
#30	pet anemone	1
#224	pet rock	36
#332	phish stick	3
#282	pig-iron shinguards	1
#182	pile of useless robot parts	5
#312	pink candy heart	91
#785	pink clay bead	6
#102	pipe wrench	1
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#16	plastic bib	4
#60	plastic passion fruit	42
#214	plexiglass pants	1
#212	plexiglass pendant	1
#329	plexiglass pikestaff	1
#214	plexiglass pinky ring	1
#289	plexiglass pith helmet	1
#181	plexiglass pocketwatch	1
#6	plump free-range mushroom	8
#62	plump juicy grub	127
#333	pocketwatch on a chain	8
#622	poison pen	3
#414	polyalloy shield	8
#15	polyester pad	1
#14	polyester panama hat	1
#16	polyester parachute	1
#17	polyester peeler	1
#13	polyester pulsera	1
#215	pool cue	34
#17	porcelain pelerine	1
#22	porcelain pepper mill	1
#23	porcelain phantom mask	1
#19	porcelain plus-fours	1
#24	porcelain police baton	1
#22	porcelain porkpie	1
#39	portable motorcycle	1
#257	pretty flower	882
#40	pretty pink bow	1
#238	prosthetic forehead	7
#26	psychedelic bubble wand	1
#271	pulsing flesh	11
#778	purple clay bead	1
#17	quadroculars	7
#28	quake of arrows	6
#90	quantum of familiar	2
#440	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	2
#794	radium-flavored potato chips	17
#124	recording of Chorale of Companionship	1
#945	red class ring	2
#650	red-and-green sweater	1
#140	reflection of a map	4
#44	reusable shopping bag	1
#216	rib of the Bonerdagon	8
#686	rigid carapace	7
#25	ring of Detect Boring Doors	82
#325	roasted marshmallow	103
#117	robotronic egg	202
#377	roll of toilet paper	242
#785	rubber WWBD? bracelet	10
#525	rubber WWJD? bracelet	14
#367	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	18
#648	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	11
#32	rusty chain necklace	78
#172	rusty piece of rebar	2
#87	sand dollar	316
#1177	sawblade fragment	44
#52	sawblade shield	66
#148	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	102
#196	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	83
#166	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	156
#148	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	163
#189	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	52
#153	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	140
#48	screwing pooch	25
#69	scrumptious ice ant	11
#206	scrumptious reagent	658
#30	sea chaps	1
#60	sea salt crystal	12
#117	sea salt scrubs	1
#65	sealhide belt	1
#76	sealhide buckler	1
#63	sealhide cloak	1
#68	sealhide gloves	1
#74	sealhide hood	1
#63	sealhide leggings	1
#68	sealhide moccasins	1
#86	sealhide whip	1
#31	sewing kit	1
#139	shard of double-ice	62
#22	shimmering tendrils	17
#292	shiny ring	84
#107	shovelful of dirt	28
#758	shredded hellseal hide	1
🥇	silent nightlight	1
#49	six-armed sweater	1
#211	skull of the Bonerdagon	6
#511	sleazy bindle	1
#107	sleep mask	1
🥉	snow belly	1
#34	snow halo	1
#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
#150	solid gold bowling ball	121
#342	spade necklace	18
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#668	spark plug earring	1
#480	spectral pickle	23
#107	spectre scepter	206
#301	spices	97
#159	spooky bindle	6
#1368	spooky cosmetics bag	1
#388	spooky sap	22
#9	stained glass serape	1
#6	stained glass shield	1
#8	stained glass shiv	1
#11	stained glass spectacles	1
#8	stained glass stetson	1
#8	stained glass suspenders	1
#357	stainless steel scarf	9
#94	stainless steel shillelagh	20
#370	stainless steel skullcap	8
#197	stainless steel slacks	13
#416	stainless steel solitaire	7
#249	stainless steel suspenders	14
#220	stench nuggets	7
#93	stench powder	21
#178	stick-on eyebrow piercing	338
#34	stick-on mini solar panels	1
#330	stinkin' bindle	2
#536	stray chihuahua	5
#599	string of Crimbo lights	1
#53	string of dingle balls	1
#647	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	68
#712	stuffed Cheshire bitten	63
#410	stuffed Hodgman	1
#1026	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	47
#715	stuffed Meat	66
#167	stuffed Mob Penguin	1
#1022	stuffed angry cow	48
#854	stuffed astral badger	57
#962	stuffed baby gravy fairy	52
#1466	stuffed can of asparagus	1
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#778	stuffed mink	60
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#1715	stuffed ninja snowman	1
#705	stuffed scary death orb	68
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#744	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	64
#1142	stuffed snowy owl	43
#814	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	60
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#950	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	51
#939	stuffed teddy butler	49
#605	stuffed tin of caviar	79
#478	stuffed treasure chest	120
#963	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	52
#152	stuffed yeti	1
#553	stuffed yo-yo	1
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#205	sucky decal	9
#86	sugar banana	19
#66	sugar chapeau	4
#85	sugar cherry	21
#89	sugar lime	15
#101	sugar shank	1
#127	sugar shard	45
#123	sugar sheet	105
#34	sugar shield	48
#78	sugar shorts	6
#35	sugar shotgun	12
#284	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	1
#38	tasteful black bow tie	3
#37	tasty louse	84
#194	teddy bear	38
#306	teddy borg	36
#4	terra cotta tambourine	1
#5	terra cotta tie tack	1
#6	terra cotta tongs	1
#5	terra cotta train	1
#5	terra cotta trousers	1
#6	terra cotta truss	1
#927	throwing wrench	5
#105	time residue	1
#220	tin cup of mulligan stew	5
#29	tiny ballet slippers	1
#6	tiny bindle	15
#33	tiny cell phone	1
#122	tiny fly glasses	2
#463	tiny maracas	1
#96	tiny nose-bone fetish	1
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#106	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	58
#16	tiny plastic Abuela's cottage	1
#868	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	4
#21	tiny plastic Armory	1
#133	tiny plastic Axe Wound	47
#17	tiny plastic Bar	1
#76	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	43
#888	tiny plastic Beebee King	2
#125	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	28
#94	tiny plastic Black Knight	64
#78	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	43
#107	tiny plastic Boss Bat	34
#17	tiny plastic Cafe	1
#836	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	4
#89	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	139
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#573	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	4
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#41	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	148
#49	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	136
#45	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	40
#85	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#85	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
#19	tiny plastic Factory	1
#1326	tiny plastic Father McGruber	1
#81	tiny plastic Felonia	43
#67	tiny plastic G Imp	76
#87	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#787	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	1
#86	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	66
#86	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	66
#106	tiny plastic Hellion	54
#86	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	63
#308	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	3
#65	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	49
#92	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	62
#98	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	60
#113	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	54
#100	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	62
#777	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#955	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	3
#86	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	68
#130	tiny plastic Protagonist	47
#1138	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#82	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#968	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	3
#1531	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#81	tiny plastic Spam Witch	68
#74	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	74
#90	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#80	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	45
#130	tiny plastic The Man	26
#67	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#81	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	75
#61	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	33
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#573	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	4
#79	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	75
#42	tiny plastic accordion thief	50
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#91	tiny plastic angry bugbear	72
#108	tiny plastic angry goat	129
#1121	tiny plastic angry space marine	2
#89	tiny plastic anime smiley	63
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#92	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	65
#104	tiny plastic astronomer	57
#86	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	142
#88	tiny plastic barrrnacle	146
#1097	tiny plastic batbugbear	2
#92	tiny plastic beanbat	60
#857	tiny plastic bee swarm	4
#961	tiny plastic beebee gunners	3
#1121	tiny plastic beebee queue	2
#59	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	37
#1109	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	2
#1110	tiny plastic blazing bat	2
#87	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	152
#76	tiny plastic blooper	65
#95	tiny plastic brainsweeper	64
#91	tiny plastic briefcase bat	64
#971	tiny plastic bugaboo	3
#1343	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#1116	tiny plastic cavebugbear	2
#990	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#95	tiny plastic cocoabo	138
#79	tiny plastic coffee pixie	147
#114	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	32
#102	tiny plastic cubist bull	55
#90	tiny plastic demoninja	65
#70	tiny plastic disco bandit	40
#75	tiny plastic drunk goat	77
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#78	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	68
#87	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	66
#867	tiny plastic fire servant	2
#116	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	54
#82	tiny plastic fruit golem	70
#83	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	148
#98	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	129
#82	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	157
#94	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	63
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#85	tiny plastic goth giant	70
#90	tiny plastic grue	142
#91	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	65
#58	tiny plastic hermit	39
#108	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	140
#1340	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#80	tiny plastic killer bee	163
#78	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	76
#101	tiny plastic leprechaun	129
#79	tiny plastic levitating potato	156
#79	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	62
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#72	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#1341	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#84	tiny plastic mosquito	151
#973	tiny plastic mumblebee	3
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#115	tiny plastic ninja snowman	54
#84	tiny plastic pastamancer	35
#709	tiny plastic peacannon	3
#94	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	142
#62	tiny plastic sauceror	45
#97	tiny plastic scary clown	60
#101	tiny plastic seal clubber	29
#78	tiny plastic senile lihc	72
#508	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	3
#64	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	88
#859	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	2
#94	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	63
#89	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	140
#103	tiny plastic spooky vampire	60
#86	tiny plastic stab bat	142
#84	tiny plastic star starfish	129
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#44	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	127
#127	tiny plastic sword	1
#83	tiny plastic taco cat	70
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1119	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#71	tiny plastic topiary golem	71
#79	tiny plastic turtle tamer	35
#89	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	70
#67	tiny plastic warwelf	68
#96	tiny plastic whitesnake	63
#75	tiny plastic zmobie	68
#694	tiny shaker of salt	3
#27	tiny sombrero	1
#2453	toast	35
#748	torn hellseal sinew	1
#583	towel	15
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#706	twinkly wad	30
#178	unfortunate dumplings	1
#11	unspeakable lozenges	3
#1315	unstable DNA	23
#1378	unstable laser battery	38
#967	untamable turtle	2
#866	unusual disco ball	3
#566	useless powder	173
#245	vampire glitter	1
#28	velcro shield	1
#5	velour valise	1
#5	velour vambraces	1
#6	velour vaqueros	1
#9	velour veil	1
#8	velour viscometer	1
#9	velour voulge	1
#135	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	67
#873	vibrating cyborg knife	8
#251	voodoo snuff	6
#135	wand of pigification	5
#474	water wings	1
#26	wax hat	1
#10	wax pants	2
#24	weegee sqouija	9
#709	white candy heart	10
#920	white class ring	2
#10	wicker clicker	1
#9	wicker kickers	1
#8	wicker knickers	1
#12	wicker slicker	1
#8	wicker sticker	1
#12	wicker ticker	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#45	wind-up Whatsian robot	11
#46	wind-up ensign	9
#27	wind-up navigation droid	12
#107	wind-up owl	3
#73	wind-up vampire teeth	5
#762	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	15
#1221	wooden block	1
#280	world's smallest violin	1
#75	worthless gewgaw	265
#75	worthless knick-knack	246
#60	worthless trinket	494
#256	woven baling wire bracelets	4
#54	wrench bracelet	63
#55	wriggling worm	90
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#12	wrought-iron waders	1
#9	wrought-iron walker	1
#9	wrought-iron whisk	1
#11	wrought-iron widget	1
#13	wrought-iron wig	1
#9	wrought-iron winch crank	1
#285	wumpus hair	5
#458	yellow candy heart	67
#19	yummy death watch beetle	223
#20	zen motorcycle	6

Wow, that's 27,167 items total!

what items are this player missing?