Museum :: staygold

staygold

Rank	Item	Quantity
#775	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1015	30669 scroll	1
#1223	33398 scroll	1
#932	334 scroll	1
#139	4-d camera	1
#263	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#777	A. W. O. L. commendation	3
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#81	Ancient Protector Soda	8
#833	Angelhair Culottes	1
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#289	Argarggagarg's fang	6
#1135	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#68	Aura Libre	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#57	Aye Aye	1
#54	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#64	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#685	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#539	BGE merchandise order form	6
#566	BGE pocket calendar	1
#577	BGE shotglass	12
#309	BGE temporary tattoo	3
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#279	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	36
#324	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	8
#563	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#57	Black Hole	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#365	Blood Light	9
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#344	Bone's Farm "wine"	5
#1262	Bonerdagon necklace	6
#741	Boss Bat bling	4
#1334	Boss Bat britches	8
#1742	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#1504	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#63	Buttery Knob	1
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1089	CRIMBCO mug	7
#632	CRIMBCO scrip	250
#929	CRIMBCO wine	7
#289	CRIMBCOIDS mints	8
#2141	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#98	CSA cheerfulness ration	75
#133	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	25
#44	Caipiranha	1
#82	Candicaine	1
#65	Candy Alexander	1
#75	Cement Mixer	1
#59	Chakra Libre	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#570	Chroner	1
#966	Codpiece of the Goblin King	7
#256	Colander of Em-er'il	8
#186	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	13
#79	Crazymaker	1
#913	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	4
#1354	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#1172	Crimbo fudge	3
#1263	Crimbo peppermint bark	2
#1411	Crimboween memo	6
#463	Crimbuck	2,175
#524	Crown of the Goblin King	48
#536	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#55	Dark & Starry	1
#1040	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	4
#1167	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#119	Dogsgotnonoz pills	2
#51	Doublepunchplanter	1
#1107	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#83	Drac & Tan	1
#305	Drowsy Sword	63
#62	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#53	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#80	Dump Truck	1
#46	Earth and Firewater	1
#70	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#328	Ecto-Cooler	3
#219	El Sombrero De Lopez	10
#699	Elder Turtle Shell	4
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#66	Event Horizon	1
#52	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#121	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#58	Firewater	1
#63	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#77	Flaming Knob	1
#76	Flaming Mohobo	1
#70	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#51	Flying Caipiranha	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#63	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#99	Game Grid token	75
#786	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#58	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	2
#395	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	6
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#262	Go-Wassail	75
#65	Golden Mean	1
#303	Goodfella contract	125
#66	Grasshopper	1
#68	Great Older Fashioned	1
#64	Green Burlap	1
#896	Green Clover of Justice	2
#76	Green Giant	1
#50	Green Muslin	1
#58	Green Velvet	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#233	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	18
#49	Haymaker	1
#332	Heimandatz's heart	5
#86	Hell ramen	100
#48	Herring Daiquiri	1
#45	Herring Wallbanger	1
#51	Herringtini	1
#672	Hodgman's blanket	1
#39	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	2
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#75	Humanitini	1
#211	Inndya trading card	1
#1204	Instant Karma	1
#446	Iron Beta of Industry	17
#539	Jack-in-the-box	10
#60	Jackhammer	1
#623	Jocko Homo's head	3
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#838	Kissin' Cousins	1
#318	Knob Goblin lunchbox	4
#89	Knob stuffed shells	25
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#90	Lobster qua Grill	2
#55	Locust	1
#56	Lollipop Drop	1
#141	Misty Cape	14
#132	Misty Cloak	13
#251	Misty Robe	5
#62	Mohobo	1
#67	Moonshine Mohobo	1
#57	More Humanitini than Humanitini	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#437	NPZR chemistry set	5
#357	Newbiesport™ tent	4
#347	Newman's Own Trousers	3
#512	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	11
#78	Oh, the Humanitini	1
#1004	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	6
#66	Plague of Locusts	1
#881	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#592	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#810	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#775	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#797	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#565	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#779	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#892	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#580	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#899	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#866	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#889	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#43	Punchplanter	1
#233	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#212	Ralph IX cognac	1
#73	Red Dwarf	1
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#170	Rock Pops	300
#126	SPF 451 lip balm	19
#514	Safari Jack's moustache	3
#52	Sazerorc	1
#54	Sazuruk-hai	1
#91	Shot of the Living Dead	1
#404	Silver Bullet beer	4
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#62	Sizzling Sinner	1
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#64	Slimebite	1
#56	Slimosa	1
#50	Slippery Knob	1
#62	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	1
#87	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	1
#620	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#1061	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	3
#63	Suffering Sinner	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#52	Suppurating Sinner	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#950	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#171	The Cooler Out of Space	18
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#294	The Mariachi's guitar case	6
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#58	The Snitch's Manifesto	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#59	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	2
#326	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	12
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#840	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#1017	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#895	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	4
#1381	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	2
#425	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	10
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#75	Thwaitgold spider statuette	19
#1500	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	5
#1154	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#848	Time Juice	7
#60	Transylvania Sling	1
#938	Travels with Jerry	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#190	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#234	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	6
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#251	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#2408	Valentine	1
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#117	Vial of jus de larmes	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#392	Yakisoba's hat	4
#1613	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#660	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	2
#91	Zoodriver	1
#394	abominable snowcone	31
#554	adorable seal larva	5
#105	agua de vida	50
#737	ammonite fossil	4
#2948	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#934	antique record album	1
#586	antique souvenir drawing	1
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#155	astral mushroom	100
#1853	baby killer bee	1
#849	badass belt	62
#77	bag of QWOP	100
#1455	bag of airline peanuts	6
#364	bag of bones	3
#241	bag of lard	5
#1031	balloon monkey	1
#1147	banana	1
#100	banana peel	57
#2130	barrrnacle	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#41	bartender-skull-in-the-box	2
#1914	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#926	bath ball gift set	4
#141	battered hubcap	3
#43	beastly paste	10
#643	bed of coals	1
#58	belemnite candy mold	3
#859	belemnite fossil	2
#1066	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#44	bewitching boots	1
#348	black snowcone	10
#629	black-and-blue light	25
#185	blank fudge mold	2
#785	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	8
#1656	blood flower	1
#630	blue plasma ball	25
#396	blue snowcone	25
#230	blue-frosted astral cupcake	5
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#277	bone meal	1
#981	borg sock monkey	1
#102	borrowed time	5
#432	bottle of Blank-Out	20
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#62	bottle of Professor Beer	1
#134	bottle of peppermint schnapps	2
#288	bottle of pirate juice	3
#217	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	2
#860	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	2
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#76	box of Familiar Jacks	5
#42	brazen bracelet	1
#214	breaded beer	3
#232	broken carburetor	1
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#70	bucket of wine	15
#1630	buckyball	1
#437	bunch of bananas	9
#52	burrowgrub hive	3
#1499	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#299	can of V-11	1
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#421	can of spinach	5
#595	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	15
#601	candied yams	15
#1065	candy cane	32
#337	candy kneecapping stick	6
#554	candy stake	11
#639	carob chunk noodles	1
#167	cheap toaster	11
#109	chocolate box	1
#557	chocolate cigar	1
#2109	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#395	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#32	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	7
#120	clockwork chef-in-the-box	1
#134	clockwork maid	1
#1795	clown hammer	1
#188	collection of tiny spooky objects	10
#508	colored-light "necklace"	1
#716	comfy coffin	1
#884	commemorative war stein	1
#383	concentrated garbage juice	2
🥉	control crystal	1
#246	cottage	1
#486	cranberry schnapps	1
#260	crystallized memory	1
#920	cyborg doll	1
#1026	daisy	1
#123	das boot	1
#180	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#468	delicious noodles	1
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#383	deluxe fax machine	1
#272	dense meat stack	1,000
#910	designer handbag	2
#29	devilish folio	350
#1220	dill	10
#247	divine blowout	60
#252	divine can of silly string	60
#203	divine champagne flute	60
#171	divine cracker	60
#252	divine noisemaker	60
#113	diving muff	1
#1013	doll house	3
#1313	dollhive	2
#655	donkey flipbook	1
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#8	eggman noodles	54
#1202	elven limbos gingerbread	6
#2080	elven cellocello	1
#1273	elven moonshine	3
#159	empty agua de vida bottle	1,240
#44	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
#1084	enchanted leopard-print barbell	5
#316	epic wad	1
#2195	evil teddy bear	2
#1772	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1
#917	fake fake vomit	27
#1791	fake hand	1
#749	fake plastic grass	2
#3305	fancy but probably evil chocolate	3
#235	fat bottom quark	5
#685	festive sausage	2
#323	fettucini Inconnu	1
#141	[2426]fire flower	8
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#634	friendly cheez blob	4
#562	frigid air mattress	1
#971	fruitcake	20
#150	fudge bunny	4
#197	fudge cube	1
#324	funhouse mirror	1
#164	fuzzy montera	18
#987	ghost cucumber	32
#293	ghost pickle on a stick	3
#126	ghost trap	14
#106	giant discarded bottlecap	44
#396	giant discarded plastic fork	25
#989	giant pinky ring	12
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#1073	gingerbread bugbear	19
#791	gingerbread horror	8
#304	gingerbread mutant bugbear	11
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#882	green balloon	1
#482	green candy heart	25
#37	green eggnog	8
#50	green hamhock	3
#391	green snowcone	25
#157	green-frosted astral cupcake	9
#34	groose grease	30
#721	handful of confetti	58
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#760	herbal stuffing	10
#329	hideous egg	10
#182	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#866	holiday cheese log	1
#162	ice-cold six-pack	100
#978	irradiated candy cane	5
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1882	joybuzzer	1
#383	lavender candy heart	50
#976	licorice garrote	3
#886	lollipop stick	3
#599	lucky rabbit's foot	11
#599	macaroni duck	4
#1891	magical ice cube with a fly in it	1
#248	makeshift cape	1
#1088	marionette	1
#575	marionette collective	1
#482	marshmallow flambé	1
#487	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
#97	missing wine	2
#36	molten medallion	1
#47	monstrous monocle	1
#619	motivational poster	6
#688	mugcake	1
#1564	mushroom fermenting solution	1
#1680	mylar scout drone	1
#965	nanite-infested candy cane	11
#387	nanite-infested eggnog	12
#330	nanite-infested fruitcake	13
#482	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	10
#78	not-a-pipe	10
#481	oozenog	7
#329	orange candy heart	100
#232	orange snowcone	100
#184	orange-frosted astral cupcake	7
#1557	pack of KWE trading card	1
#1761	pail	1
#116	pawn cookie	2
#497	personal massager	19
#1882	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	1
#118	phish stick	9
#293	pig-iron bracers	1
#406	pink candy heart	50
#106	pink-frosted astral cupcake	11
#530	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	1
#23	pompadour'd puppy	1
#687	portable photocopier	7
#812	potted cactus	1
#489	potted fern	1
#2040	pretty flower	1
#164	prismatic wad	30
#137	pumpkin	5
#330	purple snowcone	60
#116	purple-frosted astral cupcake	15
#284	queen cookie	1
#1303	rag doll	1
#663	really dense meat stack	9
#403	red snowcone	25
#253	reflection of a map	1
#1299	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
#147	ridiculous cocktail	11
#1104	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#3637	rubber WWBD? bracelet	1
#3659	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	1
#3649	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	1
#1959	rubber emo roe	1
#229	rusty chain necklace	13
#92	sandcastle	1
#604	sandwich of the gods	12
#146	sawblade shield	23
#1297	scroll of drastic healing	1
#1479	scroll of pasta summoning	1
#108	sea lace	1
#210	set of jacks	1
#191	shot of grapefruit schnapps	24
#200	shot of orange schnapps	24
#71	silver keg	1
#318	sinister altar fragment	1
#440	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	4
#807	sleeping stocking	1
#142	slime convention swag bag	4
#812	slow jam collection	4
#217	smiling rat	1
#1348	sock monkey	1
#267	solid gold bowling ball	71
#190	space jam	2
#354	spaghetti with Skullheads	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#1103	square CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#990	squirming egg sac	1
#672	stained mattress	1
#1800	stainless steel scarf	1
#2247	stainless steel shillelagh	1
#1225	stainless steel skullcap	3
#1049	stainless steel slacks	4
#1326	stainless steel solitaire	2
#932	stainless steel suspenders	4
#105	stapler bear	1
#787	strange shiny disc	2
#344	stray chihuahua	8
#1682	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	18
#8942	stuffed Cheshire bitten	1
#410	stuffed Hodgman	1
#2733	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	17
#1912	stuffed Meat	14
#3166	stuffed alien blob	1
#2910	stuffed angry cow	16
#2884	stuffed astral badger	16
#2716	stuffed baby gravy fairy	18
#537	stuffed can of asparagus	6
#6184	stuffed cocoabo	4
#701	stuffed crazy bastard sword	9
#533	stuffed dodecapede	6
#1538	stuffed doppelshifter	5
#2197	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	23
#4055	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	10
#956	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
#1657	stuffed gray blob	6
#3242	stuffed hand turkey	14
#2305	stuffed key	4
#1683	stuffed martini	2
#2385	stuffed mind flayer	21
#1899	stuffed mink	14
#2240	stuffed monocle	9
#142	stuffed porpoise	1
#3606	stuffed scary death orb	12
#452	stuffed shoulder parrot	48
#2200	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	23
#3106	stuffed snowy owl	14
#3240	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	14
#423	stuffed spooky mushroom	19
#2551	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	19
#1966	stuffed teddy butler	13
#2162	stuffed tin of caviar	10
#2713	stuffed treasure chest	1
#2470	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	20
#1138	stuffing	7
#1714	sturdy Crimbo crate	1
#391	tasty tart	3
#2032	teddy bear	1
#1592	teddy borg	2
#294	throbbing rage gland	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#33	time's arrow	50
#585	tin cup of mulligan stew	1
#70	tiny bottle of absinthe	450
#939	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	1
#959	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	1
#938	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	1
#612	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
#931	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	1
#602	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
#633	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
#932	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	1
#930	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	1
#613	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
#935	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	1
#947	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	1
#565	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#591	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#942	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	1
#940	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	1
#563	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
#593	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
#586	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
#953	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	1
#928	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	1
#554	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
#569	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
#550	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
#951	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	1
#951	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	1
#581	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#940	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	1
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#567	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#3991	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#1419	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	1
#3936	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#1156	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
#1161	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#3178	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#3944	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#1510	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	3
#796	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#1328	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
#8194	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#1157	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#4312	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4231	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#1329	tiny plastic Father McGruber	1
#3125	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#3956	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3879	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#1358	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
#3914	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3885	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#3960	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3873	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3915	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3897	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#778	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#1318	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#3865	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3873	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#1140	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#772	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#1343	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
#850	tiny plastic Scream Queen	2
#3894	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#3065	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3069	tiny plastic The Man	1
#3928	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#1121	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#4545	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#608	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	3
#4025	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8219	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#1376	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
#3979	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#8257	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8131	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#1360	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
#3967	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#1363	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
#1368	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
#1349	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
#4482	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#1354	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
#1329	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
#8180	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3927	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3957	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3911	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#1344	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
#1345	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
#8100	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8225	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#2756	tiny plastic cubist bull	2
#3940	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#2762	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	2
#1130	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#3925	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#8157	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8194	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#3906	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#637	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	3
#3864	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#2708	tiny plastic hermit	2
#8131	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#1342	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#8073	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#8203	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8105	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#1346	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#8118	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1338	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
#4349	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#1138	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#8104	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3895	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#4452	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#2785	tiny plastic senile lihc	2
#508	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	3
#3953	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#1127	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#6204	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	2
#3939	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8164	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8142	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#2898	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	2
#1119	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#4484	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3843	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#3854	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#856	toast	821
#191	toe jam	2
#580	tofurkey gravy	15
#568	tofurkey leg	15
#601	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#900	toy deathbot	1
#1189	toy soldier	1
#1384	toy train	1
#189	traffic jam	2
#77	transporter transponder	50
#479	tree skirt	1
#1039	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1781	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#924	trilobite fossil	1
#1790	turtle totem	1
#418	unearthed potsherd	3
#1281	unstable laser battery	40
#1129	unusual disco ball	2
#729	urinal cake	1
#682	valuable trinket	100
#1497	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	2
#605	vinegar	64
#2318	vitachoconutriment capsule	5
#17	walrus ice cream	24
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#152	waterlogged crate	1
#631	white balloon	2
#417	white candy heart	50
#1933	whoopie cushion	1
#2054	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#698	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#1044	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#239	wrench bracelet	15
#502	yellow candy heart	50
#1477	yellow snowcone	8
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 11,548 items total!

what items are this player missing?