Museum :: staygold

staygold

Rank	Item	Quantity
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1017	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#141	4-d camera	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#395	668 scroll	1
#777	A. W. O. L. commendation	3
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#83	Ancient Protector Soda	8
#835	Angelhair Culottes	1
#295	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#287	Argarggagarg's fang	6
#1131	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#68	Aura Libre	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#56	Aye Aye	1
#54	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#64	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#541	BGE merchandise order form	6
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#574	BGE shotglass	12
#308	BGE temporary tattoo	3
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#279	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	36
#324	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	8
#563	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#56	Black Hole	1
#814	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#365	Blood Light	9
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#344	Bone's Farm "wine"	5
#1262	Bonerdagon necklace	6
#741	Boss Bat bling	4
#1331	Boss Bat britches	8
#1741	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#63	Buttery Knob	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1088	CRIMBCO mug	7
#633	CRIMBCO scrip	250
#929	CRIMBCO wine	7
#289	CRIMBCOIDS mints	8
#2140	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#98	CSA cheerfulness ration	75
#133	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	25
#44	Caipiranha	1
#82	Candicaine	1
#64	Candy Alexander	1
#75	Cement Mixer	1
#59	Chakra Libre	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#571	Chroner	1
#966	Codpiece of the Goblin King	7
#254	Colander of Em-er'il	8
#188	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	13
#79	Crazymaker	1
#910	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	4
#1350	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#1173	Crimbo fudge	3
#1260	Crimbo peppermint bark	2
#1411	Crimboween memo	6
#464	Crimbuck	2,175
#522	Crown of the Goblin King	48
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#55	Dark & Starry	1
#1038	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	4
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#119	Dogsgotnonoz pills	2
#51	Doublepunchplanter	1
#1105	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#83	Drac & Tan	1
#305	Drowsy Sword	63
#62	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#52	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#80	Dump Truck	1
#46	Earth and Firewater	1
#70	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#328	Ecto-Cooler	3
#219	El Sombrero De Lopez	10
#699	Elder Turtle Shell	4
#16	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#65	Event Horizon	1
#52	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#57	Firewater	1
#63	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#76	Flaming Knob	1
#76	Flaming Mohobo	1
#70	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#51	Flying Caipiranha	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#63	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#99	Game Grid token	75
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#58	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	2
#397	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	6
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#261	Go-Wassail	75
#65	Golden Mean	1
#303	Goodfella contract	125
#66	Grasshopper	1
#67	Great Older Fashioned	1
#63	Green Burlap	1
#892	Green Clover of Justice	2
#76	Green Giant	1
#50	Green Muslin	1
#58	Green Velvet	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#233	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	18
#48	Haymaker	1
#331	Heimandatz's heart	5
#85	Hell ramen	100
#48	Herring Daiquiri	1
#45	Herring Wallbanger	1
#50	Herringtini	1
#668	Hodgman's blanket	1
#39	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	2
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#75	Humanitini	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#1201	Instant Karma	1
#446	Iron Beta of Industry	17
#540	Jack-in-the-box	10
#60	Jackhammer	1
#621	Jocko Homo's head	3
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#835	Kissin' Cousins	1
#318	Knob Goblin lunchbox	4
#89	Knob stuffed shells	25
#1063	Let Me Be!	1
#90	Lobster qua Grill	2
#55	Locust	1
#55	Lollipop Drop	1
#140	Misty Cape	14
#131	Misty Cloak	13
#251	Misty Robe	5
#60	Mohobo	1
#66	Moonshine Mohobo	1
#56	More Humanitini than Humanitini	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#437	NPZR chemistry set	5
#353	Newbiesport™ tent	4
#349	Newman's Own Trousers	3
#513	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	11
#78	Oh, the Humanitini	1
#1001	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	6
#66	Plague of Locusts	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#776	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#892	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#887	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#43	Punchplanter	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#73	Red Dwarf	1
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#172	Rock Pops	300
#125	SPF 451 lip balm	19
#514	Safari Jack's moustache	3
#52	Sazerorc	1
#54	Sazuruk-hai	1
#92	Shot of the Living Dead	1
#404	Silver Bullet beer	4
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#62	Sizzling Sinner	1
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#64	Slimebite	1
#57	Slimosa	1
#50	Slippery Knob	1
#62	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	1
#87	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	1
#617	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#1061	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	3
#62	Suffering Sinner	1
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#52	Suppurating Sinner	1
#937	Tales from the Fireside	1
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#171	The Cooler Out of Space	18
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#294	The Mariachi's guitar case	6
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#58	The Snitch's Manifesto	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#59	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	2
#323	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	12
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#835	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#1015	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#893	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	4
#1379	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	2
#420	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	10
#262	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#75	Thwaitgold spider statuette	19
#1489	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	5
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#848	Time Juice	7
#60	Transylvania Sling	1
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#234	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	6
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#2404	Valentine	1
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#115	Vial of jus de larmes	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#394	Yakisoba's hat	4
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#659	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	2
#91	Zoodriver	1
#394	abominable snowcone	31
#548	adorable seal larva	5
#106	agua de vida	50
#736	ammonite fossil	4
#2948	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#534	antique painting of a landscape	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#929	antique record album	1
#588	antique souvenir drawing	1
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#155	astral mushroom	100
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#849	badass belt	62
#77	bag of QWOP	100
#1457	bag of airline peanuts	6
#364	bag of bones	3
#241	bag of lard	5
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#1145	banana	1
#100	banana peel	57
#2125	barrrnacle	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#41	bartender-skull-in-the-box	2
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#926	bath ball gift set	4
#141	battered hubcap	3
#42	beastly paste	10
#643	bed of coals	1
#58	belemnite candy mold	3
#859	belemnite fossil	2
#1063	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#44	bewitching boots	1
#348	black snowcone	10
#630	black-and-blue light	25
#186	blank fudge mold	2
#786	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	8
#1654	blood flower	1
#631	blue plasma ball	25
#396	blue snowcone	25
#230	blue-frosted astral cupcake	5
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#277	bone meal	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#103	borrowed time	5
#432	bottle of Blank-Out	20
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#62	bottle of Professor Beer	1
#135	bottle of peppermint schnapps	2
#287	bottle of pirate juice	3
#217	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	2
#857	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	2
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#76	box of Familiar Jacks	5
#41	brazen bracelet	1
#214	breaded beer	3
#232	broken carburetor	1
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#70	bucket of wine	15
#1627	buckyball	1
#437	bunch of bananas	9
#52	burrowgrub hive	3
#1500	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#298	can of V-11	1
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#421	can of spinach	5
#595	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	15
#602	candied yams	15
#1065	candy cane	32
#337	candy kneecapping stick	6
#553	candy stake	11
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#167	cheap toaster	11
#109	chocolate box	1
#555	chocolate cigar	1
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#394	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#32	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	7
#120	clockwork chef-in-the-box	1
#134	clockwork maid	1
#1797	clown hammer	1
#187	collection of tiny spooky objects	10
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#716	comfy coffin	1
#882	commemorative war stein	1
#383	concentrated garbage juice	2
🥉	control crystal	1
#246	cottage	1
#486	cranberry schnapps	1
#262	crystallized memory	1
#919	cyborg doll	1
#1025	daisy	1
#124	das boot	1
#179	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#467	delicious noodles	1
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#384	deluxe fax machine	1
#276	dense meat stack	1,000
#906	designer handbag	2
#29	devilish folio	350
#1220	dill	10
#247	divine blowout	60
#252	divine can of silly string	60
#202	divine champagne flute	60
#171	divine cracker	60
#252	divine noisemaker	60
#113	diving muff	1
#1012	doll house	3
#1312	dollhive	2
#656	donkey flipbook	1
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#8	eggman noodles	54
#1201	elven limbos gingerbread	6
#2079	elven cellocello	1
#1273	elven moonshine	3
#158	empty agua de vida bottle	1,240
#44	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
#1082	enchanted leopard-print barbell	5
#314	epic wad	1
#2195	evil teddy bear	2
#1774	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1
#919	fake fake vomit	27
#1793	fake hand	1
#750	fake plastic grass	2
#3305	fancy but probably evil chocolate	3
#236	fat bottom quark	5
#686	festive sausage	2
#322	fettucini Inconnu	1
#141	[2426]fire flower	8
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#628	friendly cheez blob	4
#562	frigid air mattress	1
#971	fruitcake	20
#150	fudge bunny	4
#197	fudge cube	1
#324	funhouse mirror	1
#164	fuzzy montera	18
#987	ghost cucumber	32
#293	ghost pickle on a stick	3
#126	ghost trap	14
#103	giant discarded bottlecap	44
#395	giant discarded plastic fork	25
#989	giant pinky ring	12
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#1071	gingerbread bugbear	19
#790	gingerbread horror	8
#305	gingerbread mutant bugbear	11
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#882	green balloon	1
#485	green candy heart	25
#37	green eggnog	8
#50	green hamhock	3
#393	green snowcone	25
#157	green-frosted astral cupcake	9
#35	groose grease	30
#719	handful of confetti	58
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#759	herbal stuffing	10
#329	hideous egg	10
#183	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#867	holiday cheese log	1
#163	ice-cold six-pack	100
#978	irradiated candy cane	5
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1884	joybuzzer	1
#386	lavender candy heart	50
#976	licorice garrote	3
#888	lollipop stick	3
#598	lucky rabbit's foot	11
#591	macaroni duck	4
#1893	magical ice cube with a fly in it	1
#248	makeshift cape	1
#1086	marionette	1
#575	marionette collective	1
#482	marshmallow flambé	1
#487	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
#96	missing wine	2
#36	molten medallion	1
#47	monstrous monocle	1
#618	motivational poster	6
#690	mugcake	1
#1565	mushroom fermenting solution	1
#1680	mylar scout drone	1
#966	nanite-infested candy cane	11
#385	nanite-infested eggnog	12
#329	nanite-infested fruitcake	13
#482	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	10
#79	not-a-pipe	10
#481	oozenog	7
#330	orange candy heart	100
#232	orange snowcone	100
#184	orange-frosted astral cupcake	7
#1558	pack of KWE trading card	1
#1760	pail	1
#114	pawn cookie	2
#498	personal massager	19
#1884	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	1
#118	phish stick	9
#293	pig-iron bracers	1
#409	pink candy heart	50
#106	pink-frosted astral cupcake	11
#530	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	1
#23	pompadour'd puppy	1
#686	portable photocopier	7
#812	potted cactus	1
#489	potted fern	1
#2036	pretty flower	1
#163	prismatic wad	30
#137	pumpkin	5
#331	purple snowcone	60
#116	purple-frosted astral cupcake	15
#283	queen cookie	1
#1303	rag doll	1
#659	really dense meat stack	9
#403	red snowcone	25
#254	reflection of a map	1
#1299	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
#147	ridiculous cocktail	11
#1103	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#3636	rubber WWBD? bracelet	1
#3658	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	1
#3650	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	1
#1961	rubber emo roe	1
#232	rusty chain necklace	13
#92	sandcastle	1
#601	sandwich of the gods	12
#149	sawblade shield	23
#1295	scroll of drastic healing	1
#1479	scroll of pasta summoning	1
#108	sea lace	1
#210	set of jacks	1
#192	shot of grapefruit schnapps	24
#201	shot of orange schnapps	24
#71	silver keg	1
#318	sinister altar fragment	1
#438	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	4
#806	sleeping stocking	1
#142	slime convention swag bag	4
#812	slow jam collection	4
#216	smiling rat	1
#1347	sock monkey	1
#264	solid gold bowling ball	71
#189	space jam	2
#352	spaghetti with Skullheads	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#1102	square CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#988	squirming egg sac	1
#672	stained mattress	1
#1800	stainless steel scarf	1
#2244	stainless steel shillelagh	1
#1223	stainless steel skullcap	3
#1049	stainless steel slacks	4
#1326	stainless steel solitaire	2
#930	stainless steel suspenders	4
#105	stapler bear	1
#787	strange shiny disc	2
#339	stray chihuahua	8
#1676	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	18
#8934	stuffed Cheshire bitten	1
#410	stuffed Hodgman	1
#2730	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	17
#1913	stuffed Meat	14
#3170	stuffed alien blob	1
#2908	stuffed angry cow	16
#2882	stuffed astral badger	16
#2715	stuffed baby gravy fairy	18
#536	stuffed can of asparagus	6
#6177	stuffed cocoabo	4
#701	stuffed crazy bastard sword	9
#532	stuffed dodecapede	6
#1538	stuffed doppelshifter	5
#2194	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	23
#4055	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	10
#951	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
#1657	stuffed gray blob	6
#3239	stuffed hand turkey	14
#2293	stuffed key	4
#1678	stuffed martini	2
#2384	stuffed mind flayer	21
#1897	stuffed mink	14
#2232	stuffed monocle	9
#142	stuffed porpoise	1
#3607	stuffed scary death orb	12
#451	stuffed shoulder parrot	48
#2195	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	23
#3105	stuffed snowy owl	14
#3238	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	14
#423	stuffed spooky mushroom	19
#2549	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	19
#1964	stuffed teddy butler	13
#2158	stuffed tin of caviar	10
#2700	stuffed treasure chest	1
#2465	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	20
#1137	stuffing	7
#1710	sturdy Crimbo crate	1
#391	tasty tart	3
#2033	teddy bear	1
#1592	teddy borg	2
#296	throbbing rage gland	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#33	time's arrow	50
#582	tin cup of mulligan stew	1
#70	tiny bottle of absinthe	450
#937	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	1
#954	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	1
#937	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	1
#611	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
#929	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	1
#600	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
#632	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
#931	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	1
#929	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	1
#613	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
#933	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	1
#945	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	1
#565	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#591	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#941	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	1
#937	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	1
#561	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
#592	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
#585	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
#952	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	1
#927	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	1
#554	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
#568	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
#550	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
#947	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	1
#951	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	1
#580	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#939	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	1
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#566	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#3987	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#1416	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	1
#3929	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#1154	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
#1158	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#3176	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#3935	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#1509	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	3
#794	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#1326	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
#8188	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#1154	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#4311	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4234	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#1324	tiny plastic Father McGruber	1
#3120	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#3952	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3872	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#1354	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
#3907	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3881	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#3958	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3872	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3909	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3893	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#776	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#1317	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#3858	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3870	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#1137	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#770	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#1338	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
#850	tiny plastic Scream Queen	2
#3890	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#3061	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3064	tiny plastic The Man	1
#3925	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#1120	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#4540	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#608	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	3
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8208	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#1373	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
#3972	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#8248	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8122	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#1357	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
#3962	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#1359	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
#1365	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
#1347	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
#4474	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#1353	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
#1325	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
#8172	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3922	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3952	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3905	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#1341	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
#1342	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#1356	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
#8091	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8217	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#2751	tiny plastic cubist bull	2
#3934	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#2760	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	2
#1128	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#3919	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#8149	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8183	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#3901	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#637	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	3
#3858	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#2706	tiny plastic hermit	2
#8124	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#1339	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#8065	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#8198	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8099	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#1340	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#8107	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1336	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
#4343	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#1136	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#8098	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4463	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3890	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#2782	tiny plastic senile lihc	2
#508	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	3
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#1124	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#6196	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	2
#3935	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8157	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8133	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#2893	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	2
#1118	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#4479	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3840	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#3848	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#856	toast	821
#191	toe jam	2
#579	tofurkey gravy	15
#567	tofurkey leg	15
#599	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#899	toy deathbot	1
#1190	toy soldier	1
#1384	toy train	1
#188	traffic jam	2
#76	transporter transponder	50
#478	tree skirt	1
#1037	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1782	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#923	trilobite fossil	1
#1789	turtle totem	1
#417	unearthed potsherd	3
#1281	unstable laser battery	40
#1124	unusual disco ball	2
#728	urinal cake	1
#682	valuable trinket	100
#1495	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	2
#605	vinegar	64
#2317	vitachoconutriment capsule	5
#16	walrus ice cream	24
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#151	waterlogged crate	1
#630	white balloon	2
#419	white candy heart	50
#1936	whoopie cushion	1
#2055	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#699	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#240	wrench bracelet	15
#504	yellow candy heart	50
#1480	yellow snowcone	8
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 11,548 items total!

what items are this player missing?