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#773'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#14381-ball1
#1141.21 jigawatts1
#72100-Watt bulb1
#11491337 7r0uZ0RZ1
#14272-ball1
#12425-meat staff1
#14573-ball1
#101630669 scroll1
#122433398 scroll1
#934334 scroll1
#14744-ball1
#4414-dimensional guitar1
#3365-Alarm Saucepan1
#14365-ball1
#14266-ball1
#394668 scroll1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#14867-ball1
#507-inch discus1
#22458-ball1
#6269-ball1
#785ASCII shirt1
#87Abyssal ember1
#276Alewife™ Ale1
#1457Amulet of Yendor1
#2095Angry Farmer candy1
#392Angry Farmer's Wife Candy1
#297Ankh of Badahnkadh1
#232Arrrmetia trading card1
#1133Asleep in the Cemetery1
#76Bag o' Tricks1
#291Bash-Ōs cereal1
#286Ben-Gal™ Balm1
#222Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#761Bit O' Ectoplasm1
#413Bjorn's Hammer1
#181Black Body™ spray1
#773Black No. 21
#748Blackfly Chardonnay1
#587Blatantly Canadian1
#255Bohemian rhapsody1
#342Boozehounds Anonymous token1
#423Boris's key lime pie1
#924Boris's ring1
#1743Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air1
#1012Brimstone Chicken Sandwich1
#1502Bulky Buddy Box1
#459C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#293C.H.U.M. chum1
#588C.H.U.M. knife1
#183C.H.U.M. lantern1
#85Can-Can skirt1
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#444Cherry Cloaca Cola1
#88Choker of the Ultragoth1
#104Clan VIP Lounge invitation1
#48Climate Colada1
#1153Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#281Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#265Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce1
#491Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket1
#232Connery's Elixir of Audacity1
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#481Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket1
#1850Corpse Island iced tea1
#754Crimbo pie1
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#1927Daffy Taffy1
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#228Das Überkühlraum trading card1
#443Diet Cloaca Cola1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#454Disco Banjo1
#313Divine1
#536Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment1
#737Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir1
#211Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent1
#427Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm1
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#189Dogsgotnonoz pills1
#982Double Bacon Beelzeburger1
#537Dramatic™ range1
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#92Earring of Fire1
#423Eau de Guaneau1
#494El Vibrato power sphere1
#81El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)1
#160El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)1
#291El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)1
#257El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)1
#216El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)1
#231El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)1
#227El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)1
#197El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)1
#323El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)1
#298El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)1
#283El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#470Elmley shades1
#72Elvish sunglasses1
#1165Ent cider1
#206Everlasting Deckswabber1
#119Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium1
#1008Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#89Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form1
#513Frat Army FGF1
#214Frogade1
#126Frost™ brand sword1
#697Frosty's frosty mug1
#607Gaia beads1
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#462Genalen™ Bottle1
#186Gnollish autoplunger1
#257Gnollish casserole dish1
#789Gnollish flyswatter1
#594Gnollish pie server1
#672Gnollish pie tin1
#725Gnollish plunger1
#595Gnollish slotted spoon1
#678Gnollish toolbox1
#69Gnomish toolbox1
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#337Grateful Undead T-shirt1
#44Grimacite Bock1
#343Gummi-DNA1
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#131Hatorade1
#248Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance1
#154Hell broth1
#613Hell ramen1
#109Himalayan Hidalgo sauce1
#568Hippy Army MPE1
#669Hodgman's blanket1
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#166Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#61Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace1
#55Ice-Cold Beerring1
#679Iiti Kitty phone charm1
#1867Imp Ale1
#209Inndya trading card1
#775Jarlsberg's earring1
#396Jarlsberg's key lime pie1
#34Jawmaster 2000™1
#870Jolly Roger charrrm1
#691Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet1
#1016Jumbo Dr. Lucifer1
#73Kentucky-fried meat sword1
#110Kiss the Knob apron1
#430Knob Goblin Uberpants1
#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#183Knob Goblin eyedrops1
#1207Knob Goblin firecracker1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#165Knob Goblin learning pill1
#1090Knob Goblin love potion1
#629Knob Goblin lunchbox1
#579Knob Goblin melon baller1
#190Knob Goblin nasal spray1
#741Knob Goblin perfume1
#315Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray1
#1058Knob Goblin scimitar1
#826Knob Goblin seltzer1
#131Knob Goblin sharpening spray1
#941Knob Goblin steroids1
#163Knob Goblin stink bomb1
#1117Knob Goblin tongs1
#892Knob Goblin visor1
#172Knob lo mein1
#822Knob mushroom1
#343Knob pasty1
#132Knoll lo mein1
#1016Knoll mushroom1
#669LED block1
#1061Let Me Be!1
#112Libram of Love Songs1
#525Lockenstock™ sandals1
#3899Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#970Lord of the Flies-sized fries1
#883Loudmouth Larry Lamprey1
#723Lucky Surprise Egg1
#1200M-2421
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#1758Mad Train wine1
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#401Manetwich1
#21Manual of Transcendent Olfaction1
#258Mariner's Friend cough drops1
#479Marquis de Poivre soda1
#848Maxing, Relaxing1
#694Maxwell's Silver Hammer1
#75Mayflower bouquet1
#530McMillicancuddy's Special Lager1
#703Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs1
#1110Meleegra™ pills1
#116Mer-kin breastplate1
#183Mer-kin fastjuice1
#173Mer-kin foodbucket1
#141Mer-kin hidepaint1
#185Mer-kin hookspear1
#192Mer-kin killscroll1
#105Mer-kin pinkslip1
#182Mer-kin prayerbeads1
#112Mer-kin pressureglobe1
#132Mer-kin sneakmask1
#192Mer-kin takebag1
#163Mer-kin thingpouch1
#1134Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler1
#1140Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub1
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#2244Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#988Mohawk wig1
#348Mon Tiki1
#591Monstar energy beverage1
#232Morbidda trading card1
#93Morlock's Mark Bourbon1
#1001Mountain Stream soda1
#597Mr. Joe's bangles1
#2682Mr. Mediocrebar1
#71Mudflap-Girl Earring1
#65Mudflap-Girl Necklace1
#85Mudflap-Girl Ring1
#283Nardz energy beverage1
#246Nayztameetjoo trading card1
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#528Newbiesport™ tent1
#742Now and Earlier1
#509Oil of Parrrlay1
#625Ol' Scratch's salad fork1
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#844Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#111Oreille Divisée brandy1
#612PADL Phone1
#29PVC staff1
#233Poison Oak trading card1
#175Prelude of Precision1
#470Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit1
#211Ralph IX cognac1
#942Ram's Face Lager1
#143Really Expensive Jewelry and You1
#423Regular Cloaca Cola1
#1464Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#100Ring of the Sewer Snake1
#2658Rock Pops1
#646Rock and Roll Legend1
#204Roo trading card1
#88S.T.L.T.1
#963SPF 451 lip balm1
#1319Senior Mints1
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#471Sinful Desires1
#618Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags1
#734Sneaky Pete's breath spray1
#313Sneaky Pete's key lime pie2
#727Snow Queen Crown1
#1109Spam Witch sammich1
#129Spirit Precipice1
#922Spooky Surprise Egg1
#478Spooky-Gro fertilizer1
#1452St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket1
#644Steal This Candy1
#669Sugar Cog1
#945Summer Nights1
#172Super Magic Power Sword X1
#506Swabbie™ swab1
#136The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder1
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#217The Grand Poo-Bah trading card1
#101The Ring1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#216Thorny Toad trading card1
#935Travels with Jerry1
#1307Trollhouse cookies1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#694Tuesday's ruby1
#756Typical Tavern swill1
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#710Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix1
#2405Valentine1
#527Valentine's Day cake1
#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
#1105Warm Subject gift certificate1
#477White Citadel burger1
#430White Citadel fries1
#228Woldo trading card1
#134X-37 gun1
#349Ye Olde Navy Fleece1
#2955Yummy Tummy bean1
#615Zim Merman's guitar1
#365a butt tuba1
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#335abandoned candy1
#1478abominable snowcone1
#503accidental cider1
#1006acoustic guitarrr1
#821adder bladder1
#361agua de vida1
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#706all-purpose cleaner1
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#1432amulet of extreme plot significance1
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#219ancient cursed foot locker1
#638ancient frozen dinner1
#671ancient protein powder1
#533ancient spice1
#252ancient stone fist1
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#610ancient vinyl coin purse1
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#1081annoying pitchfork1
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#283ant rake1
#260ant sickle1
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#897antique helmet1
#497antique packet of ketchup1
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#948antique spear1
#44aquaviolet jub-jub bird1
#485armgun1
#538arrow'd heart balloon1
#855arrrgyle socks1
#135arse-a'fire elixir1
#433asbestos apron1
#435asbestos crossbow1
#387asbestos staff1
#769aspirin1
#1192astral mushroom1
#2064astronaut pants1
#1921awful poetry journal1
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#186baby cuddlefish1
#1849baby killer bee1
#2450baconstone1
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#407baconstone pendant1
#261baconstone ring1
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#1883bag of airline peanuts1
#753bag of lard1
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#247ball-in-a-cup1
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#105balloon shield1
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#122bar whip1
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#2128barrrnacle1
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#129basic meat pants1
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#964bloody clown pants1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#941blue plasma ball1
#253blue plastic baby1
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#83blue suede shoes1
🥈blue traffic cone1
#173bobble-hip hula elf doll1
#242boilermaker1
#429bone flute1
#665bone rattle1
#752booty chest charrrm1
#980borg sock monkey1
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#386bottle of Jorge Sinsonte1
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#1109bugbear bungguard1
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#216catgut taco1
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#740copper ha'penny charrrm1
#224cordial of concentration1
#568corncob pipe1
#850cornuthaum1
#1822corpse on the beach1
#1818corpsedriver1
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#120cotton candy skoshe1
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#951crazy little Turkish delight1
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#433cream pie1
#570cream stout1
#541creamsicle1
#35crimsilion jub-jub bird1
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#198crown-shaped beanie1
#523cruelty-free wine1
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#459cup of primitive beer1
#104curdflinger1
#403curmudgel1
#487cursed black pearl onion1
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#456cursed dirty joke scroll1
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#432cursed voodoo skull1
#115cyber-mattock1
#919cyborg doll1
#268cyclops eyedrops1
#664cymbal syrup1
#585dance card1
#964dark potion1
#179deactivated MicroMechaMech1
🥈deactivated RoboGoose1
#1292dead guy's watch1
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#27decaying wooden oar1
#19decaying wooden paddle1
#23decaying wooden pole1
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#810decorative fountain1
#714dehydrated caviar1
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#158demonskin trousers1
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#1263dense meat stack1
#63dense meat staff1
#84dense meat sword1
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#437dented harmonica1
#591deodorant1
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#27depleted Grimacite ninja mask1
#22depleted Grimacite shinguards1
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