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#94"KICK ME" sign3
#773'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#6881-ball5
#7562-ball4
#4093-ball11
#13337x37x37 puzzle cube17
#5094-ball8
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#5815-ball6
#9006-ball3
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#4597-ball10
#6678-ball26
#4019-ball2
#468ASCII shirt3
#46Agent Corrigan's cigarette13
#99Aggressive Carrot1
🥈All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig1
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#504Amulet of Yendor40
#877Ancient Saucehelm3
#766Angry Farmer candy69
#392Angry Farmer's Wife Candy1
#788Argarggagarg's fang2
#69Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness1
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#1310BGE shotglass5
#74BRICKO bulwark1
#69BRICKO hat1
#63BRICKO pants1
#61BRICKO sword1
#61BRICKO turtle1
#2353Baron von Ratsworth's monocle4
#1256Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
#89Ben-Galâ„¢ Balm28
#761Bit O' Ectoplasm1
#76BitterSweetTarts51
#413Bjorn's Hammer1
#908Bling of the New Wave1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#265Boozehounds Anonymous token2
#499Boris's ring3
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#117Bowl of Scorpions1
#1503Bulky Buddy Box1
#111C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button5
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#444Cherry Cloaca Cola1
#51ChibiBuddyâ„¢ (off)1
#62Chinese curse words3
#88Choker of the Ultragoth1
#361Chroner63
#17Chroner trigger1
#1732Cloaca grenade1
#1496Cloaca-Cola1
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#297Cloaca-Cola fatigues9
#600Cloaca-Cola helmet4
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#415Cloaca-Cola shield6
#181Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife4
#141Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration2
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#328Cold Hots candy20
#285Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket3
#103Comet Pop1
#150Cookbook of the Damned3
#1369Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#481Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket1
#244Corpse Island iced tea22
#1483Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#17Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head1
#17Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug1
#192Crimbo candied pecan92
#258Crimbo fudge58
#17Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll1
#173Crimbo peppermint bark101
#587Crimbo pie2
#16Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer1
#16Crimbo tree flocker1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#272Crown of the Goblin King85
#1200Daffy Taffy16
#205Danglin' Chad's loincloth3
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#118Dogsgotnonoz pills2
#1139Dolphin King's crown3
#477Dr. Hobo's scalpel7
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#55Duskwalker syringe24
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#972Dyspepsi-Cola44
#448Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations7
#427Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues6
#436Dyspepsi-Cola helmet6
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#451Dyspepsi-Cola shield5
#174Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen4
#42Earring of Fire2
#159Effermintâ„¢ tablets12
#1102El Sombrero De Lopez2
#534Elder Turtle Shell5
#346Elmley shades2
#130Elvish delight2
#206Everlasting Deckswabber1
#119Familiar-Groâ„¢ Terrarium1
#251Ferrigno's Elixir of Power1
#310Frosty's frosty mug5
#15Frown Exerciser3
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#307General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket2
#381Gnollish toolbox9
#114Grateful Undead T-shirt5
#473Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob2
#343Gummi-DNA1
#755Gummi-Gnauga1
#422Happy Birthday, Claude! cake2
#759Heimandatz's heart2
#298Hippy Army MPE15
#95Ice-Cold Beer Ring1
#55Ice-Cold Beerring1
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
#472Jack-in-the-box12
#432Jarlsberg's earring3
#1287Jocko Homo's head1
#110Kiss the Knob apron1
#820Knob Goblin elite helm2
#815Knob Goblin elite pants2
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#767Knob Goblin elite shirt3
#780Knob Goblin harem pants2
#673Knob Goblin harem veil3
#238Knob Goblin lunchbox6
#741Knob Goblin perfume1
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#931Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet28
#699Loudmouth Larry Lamprey10
#1200M-2421
#138Mace of the Tortoise4
#60Mark V Steam-Hat7
#224Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery1
#278Maxwell's Silver Hammer7
#203McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade1
#340McMillicancuddy's Special Lager6
#72Meat detector8
#116Mer-kin breastplate1
#778Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler3
#683Microplushie: Bropane7
#839Microplushie: Dorkonide1
#681Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid3
#751Microplushie: Fauxnerditide1
#721Microplushie: Gothochondria5
#725Microplushie: Hippylase7
#681Microplushie: Hobomosome4
#643Microplushie: Otakulone11
#675Microplushie: Raverdrine5
#706Microplushie: Sororitrate6
#136Milk Studs66
#297Misty Cape3
#80Misty Cloak24
#211Misty Robe7
#185Mr. Haggis5
#1172Mr. Mediocrebar35
#71Mudflap-Girl Earring1
#85Mudflap-Girl Ring1
#282Necrotelicomnicon2
#170Newbiesportâ„¢ tent25
#488Newman's Own Trousers2
#304Nickel Gamma of Frugality22
#85Nose Ring of Putrescence1
#645Now and Earlier2
#591Orcish baseball cap3
#615Orcish cargo shorts2
#74P.B.L.T.89
#54PEEZ dispenser292
#238Pack of Alice's Army Cards1
#196Piddles1
#696Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip2
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#777Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#890Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#888Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#46Polysniff Perfume39
#266Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit1
#476Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket1
#255Professor What T-Shirt1
#114Raggedy Hippy doll3
#480Red Rover BB gun5
#1202Retenez L'Herbe Paté2
#40Ring of Fire2
#36Ring of the Sewer Snake2
#1515Rock Pops21
#126SPF 451 lip balm19
#715Safari Jack's moustache2
#17Salsa de las Epocas20
#842Scalp of Gorgolok4
#927Senior Mints3
#282Sinful Desires2
🥈Skipper's accordion1
#178Skullery Maid's Knee1
#50Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags11
#231Snow Queen Crown12
#27Staff of the Grand Flambé1
#121Staff of the Soupbone1
#49Staff of the Walk-In Freezer1
#387Sugar Cog5
#43Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword5
#45Super Weight-Gain 90005
#177Swizzler46
#70TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡1
#115Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro155
#155Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita112
#89Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier3
#189Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco85
#724Tasty Fun Good rice candy49
#577The Big Book of Pirate Insults3
#52The Lost Pill Bottle1
#1038The Mariachi's guitar case1
#101The Ring1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
🥇Thinknerd T-Shirt1
#159Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag9
#216Thorny Toad trading card1
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#838Thwaitgold bookworm statuette1
#1414Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette1
#1737Thwaitgold firefly statuette1
#1813Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#271Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette18
#125Tiki lighter3
#18Time Cloak1
#39Time Lord Participation Mug1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#219Tuesday's ruby11
#331Typical Tavern swill13
#117Ultracolorâ„¢ shirt2
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#71Unspeakable Earring1
#740Valentine23
#102Valentine's Day cake5
#915Volartta's bellbottoms1
#165Wax Flask1
#78Whatsian Ionic Pliers8
#34Whoompa Fur Pants22
#1546Wint-O-Fresh mint3
#218Ye Olde Medieval Insult1
#10Ye Olde Navy Fleece69
#2236Yummy Tummy bean22
#106Zeâ„¢ goggles46
#658Zinc Delta of Tranquility2
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#1006acoustic guitarrr1
#178actual reality goggles5
#109adhesive tape dolly1
#1568adorable seal larva1
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#151ancient oil painting of yourself1
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#25ancient turtle shell powder1
#507ancient unspeakable fruitcake11
#97anniversary balloon13
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
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#255ant pick1
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#376anticheese14
#143antique machete3
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#1106asbestos ore1
#1192astral mushroom1
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#606bag of Cheat-Os7
#146bag of W&Ws79
#561bag of airline peanuts52
#1591ball2
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#424barrrnacle38
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#254beer goggles1
#233beer lens11
#117beer-a-pult1
#24beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar21
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#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#123belemnite candy mold1
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#76big stirring stick1
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#269black velvet box1
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#246blank fudge mold1
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#82bottle of fruity "wine"1
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#419bottle of pirate juice2
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#32boxing glove on a spring2
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#205breakfast mess1
#759brick46
#1222brine3
#89broken warbear gyrocopter1
#194bronze breastplate9
#296bubble-wrap simulator1
#38bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban2
#17bubblin' crude1,812
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
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#1095bum cheek1
#155bumblebee marble1
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#228burrowgrub hive1
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#248cog and sprocket assembly1
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#165colorful toad1
#64confiscated love note9
#169confusing LED clock20
#568corncob pipe1
#44corned-beef Reuben96
#705cornuthaum2
#252corpse on the beach20
#218corpsebite1
#175corpsedriver27
#185corpsetini27
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#142cotton candy plug1
#121cotton candy smidgen1
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#568crazy little Turkish delight10
#706crowbarrr1
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#115crumbling rat skull5
#201cube of billiard chalk1
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#487cursed black pearl onion1
#302cursed piece of thirteen2
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#129d202
#229daisy13
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#32dead guy's memento1
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#37death blossom15
#618deck of tropical cards1
#390defective skull61
#245delicious shimmering moth1
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#367distilled fortified wine7
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#80double daisy5
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#171double-ice cap1
#112double-ice gum1
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#1979drywall axe1
#323duck-on-a-string7
#2105duct tape2
#255duct tape wallet1
#126dueling turtle1
#113dungeoneering kit3
#133eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest8
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#229eXtreme nose ring1
#856eXtreme scarf1
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#12electronic dulcimer pants5
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#871empty blowgun1
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#160enormous hoop earring9
#112equal sign1
#1096evil googly eye2
#1383evil teddy bear6
🥈experimental carbon fiber pasta additive1
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#70extra-fancy ring setting4
#289extra-see-thru nightie1
#216eye of the Tiger-lily1
#255eye-pod2
#70eyepatch209
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#32fancy tin beer can5
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#498filthy knitted dread sack8
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#282[2426]fire flower4
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#169foon2
#111fountain 'soda'1
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#129furry green turtle2
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#346fuzzy earmuffs5
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#377ghost pickle on a stick2
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#532giant discarded plastic fork19
#728giant discarded torn-up glove5
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#564giant foam finger1
#88giant gym membership card10
#465giant pinky ring32
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#703gingerbread horror9
#411gingerbread mutant bugbear9
#13gingerbread robot38
#210gingham blouse1
#165giraffe-necked turtle1
#47glimmering buzzard feather1
#64glimmering great tit feather1
#46glimmering penguin feather1
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#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#102gnauga hide vest1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#162goat6
#875goat cheese pizza2
#113gold Boozehounds Anonymous token6
#190gold star1
#265gold wedding ring29
#115golden twig2
#181good brain159
#1244googly eye8
#492goth kid t-shirt7
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#368green balloon9
#918green beer10
#1158green candy heart1
#264green smoke bomb7
#83grinning turtle3
#55grouper fangirl1
#5338grue egg1
#238grue egg omelette12
#175grungy flannel shirt4
#239guard turtle collar2
#325guard turtle shell2
#138gummi canary2
#201gummi salamander1
#984guy made of bee pollen1
#131haggis socks15
#133haggis-infused soap22
#205haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis3
#280hamethyst28
#116hamethyst bracelet2
#198hamethyst earring1
#263hamethyst ring1
#1105handful of confetti37
#176handful of crafty noodles2
#969handful of hand chalk7
#180handful of honey46
#105handmade hobby horse2
#329harem girl t-shirt3
🥇hazardous sauce dosimeter1
#13headhunter necktie141
#2507heart necklace2
#1210heart of the volcano3
#580heart-shaped balloon9
#225hedgeturtle1
#258hellion cube29
#59helm of the white knight1
#699helmet turtle42
#520hemp string10
#1241herb brownies1
#1743herbal stuffing3
#582herbs12
#148hipposkin poncho1
#328hippy medical kit7
#327hippy protest button8
#160holiday log1
#116home robotics kit12
#11honey dipper1
#39honey mead1
#141honey stick2
#8honeybritches1
#19honeycap1
#41honeypot1
#343hot plate1
#72hovering sombrero6
#200huge gold coin16
#311hypodermic needle5
#171ice stein2
#148iced-out bling3
#139imp unity ring31
#86incredible pizza3
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#63insane tophat1
#246insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito1
#194insanely spicy jumping bean burrito1
#1061iron pasta spoon2
#449irradiated candy cane9
#139ivory cue ball1
#268jabañero pepper1
#959jabañero-flavored chewing gum3
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#504jazz soap59
#455joybuzzer67
#140kamicorpse-ee2
#184ketchup1
#531kick-ass kicks1
#813kneecapping stick11
#129knobby helmet turtle3
#179lead necklace55
#202leaf of grass1
#692leather chaps1
#897leather mask1
#174lemonade marble1
#1751length of string1
#44leprechaun hatchling13
#170letterman's jacket1
#148limburger biker boots3
#867lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum4
#58linoleum helmet turtle2
#260little paper umbrella299
#960loaded serum blowgun4
#147loathing eagle baby-doll shirt1
#590long-stemmed rose1
#77lost key42
#284lovecat tail3
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
#99lucky ball-and-chain1
#350lucky rabbit's foot19
#230lumbering jack1
#399lump of diamond4
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#470magical ice cube with a fly in it64
#250magical ice cubes224
#113magicberry tablets24
#161magnetic sculpture kit4
#387magnifying glass1
#124makeshift crane2
#181makeshift turban1
#113many-eyed glasses13
#250maple leaf2
#596mariachi G-string2
#1086marionette1
#347marzipan skull35
#211massive gemstone8
#107massive sitar2
#822meat stack6
#188meatcar model3
#53meaty helmet turtle2
#58metal band T-shirt7
#47metallic foil cat ears1
#141midriff scrubs2
#334milk of magnesium1
#353mime soul fragment8
#487miner's helmet4
#602miner's pants2
#25miniature boiler11
#66miniature dormouse3
#160miniature stuffed Goth Giant4
#97missing wine2
#267mojo filter4
#379mood ring20
#77moonberry wine cooler25
#163moonglasses4
#73muddy pirate hat1
#690mugcake1
#161mummy wrapping170
#589mushroom fermenting solution12
#16mysterious present90
#358mysterious silver lapel pin3
#1322nanite-infested candy cane7
#3326nanite-infested fruitcake1
#2030nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear3
#125natty blue ascot3
#590ninja hot pants3
#20nut-shaped Crimbo cookie41
#804obsidian dagger22
#78oil cap1
#69oil pan1
#91oil shell1
#161old school calculator watch5
#440opera mask1
#299orange and black Crimboween candy15
#1228orange candy heart1
#82orange peel hat6
#157oriole-feather headdress8
#132ornate ancient cursed chest2
#1186pack of KWE trading card2
#926pack of pogs1
#105packet of tofurkey gravy2
#129padded tortoise1
#477pail23
#161painted turtle1
#196pair of ragged claws2
#475palm frond7
#396palm-frond toupee1
#598pants of the Slug Lord6
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#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 60,461 items total!

what items are this player missing?