Museum :: WalterEgo

WalterEgo

Rank	Item	Quantity
#42	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	27
#228	1-ball	26
#268	2-ball	19
#226	3-ball	28
#256	4-ball	22
#190	5-ball	36
#281	6-ball	19
#244	7-ball	26
#264	8-ball	117
#401	9-ball	2
#118	ASCII shirt	20
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#660	Ancient Saucehelm	4
#286	Angelhair Culottes	4
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#40	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	15
#137	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	6
#540	BGE merchandise order form	6
#95	BGE pocket calendar	7
#88	BGE shotglass	48
#235	BGE temporary tattoo	4
#224	BGE tiny plastic toy	5
#1784	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	6
#136	Bit O' Ectoplasm	19
#15	Blue Diamond of Honesty	19
#396	Boris's ring	4
#529	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	7
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#163	C.H.U.M. knife	6
#82	C.H.U.M. lantern	2
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#68	CRIMBCO lanyard	10
#178	CRIMBCO mug	90
#110	CRIMBCO wine	60
#535	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
#53	Chori Zo trading card	3
#385	Cloaca grenade	44
#583	Cloaca-Cola	50
#722	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	4
#297	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	9
#600	Cloaca-Cola helmet	4
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#401	Colander of Em-er'il	6
#189	Cold Hots candy	58
🥈	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	29,527
🥈	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	28,021
#344	Corpse Island iced tea	15
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#167	Crimbo wreath	4
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#198	Crown of the Goblin King	104
#118	Daffy Taffy	312
#15	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	21
#102	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	51
#858	Disco 'Fro Pick	4
#51	Dogsgotnonoz pills	9
#133	Dolphin King's crown	33
#135	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	27
#1257	Drowsy Sword	9
#336	Dyspepsi grenade	41
#1095	Dyspepsi-Cola	31
#127	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	17
#122	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	17
#574	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	3
#217	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	10
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#1102	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#949	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#29	Elmley shades	44
#755	Ent cider	5
#672	Feynman gate	13
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#67	Fudgie Roll	4
🥈	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	25,486
#886	Goodfella contract	3
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#21	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	3
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#23	Hodgman's porkpie hat	3
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#880	Jocko Homo's head	2
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#215	Knob Goblin elite helm	27
#198	Knob Goblin elite pants	31
#144	Knob Goblin elite polearm	40
#208	Knob Goblin elite shirt	42
#30	Knob Goblin lunchbox	110
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#633	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	43
🥈	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	7,956
#31	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	77
#237	Miniborg beeper	2
#223	Miniborg hiveminder	2
#250	Miniborg laser	2
#276	Miniborg stomper	2
#259	Miniborg strangler	2
#342	Mob Penguin cellular phone	62
#392	Mob Penguin protection contract	9
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#73	Mr. Joe's bangles	16
#129	Mr. Mediocrebar	580
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#202	Now and Earlier	23
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
🥈	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	27,137
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#581	Red Rover BB gun	3
#129	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	12
#83	Rock Pops	696
#204	Roo trading card	1
#59	S.T.L.T.	2
#83	SPF 451 lip balm	27
#1138	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#247	Senior Mints	30
#106	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	7
#63	Steal This Candy	69
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#1950	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	2
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#8	Tuesday's ruby	2,867
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#77	Uranium Omega of Temperance	3
#1526	Valentine	6
#290	Wint-O-Fresh mint	50
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#29	Yummy Tummy bean	10,086
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#238	abominable snowcone	79
#191	acid-squirting flower	24
#261	adder bladder	35
#62	ammonite candy mold	3
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#294	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	17
#679	anniversary balloon	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#769	aspirin	1
#106	asshat	50
#737	astronaut pants	10
#252	atomic vector plotter	16
#71	awful poetry journal	4,205
#378	bacon bath ball	2
#72	baconstone	92
#187	baconstone bracelet	3
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#849	badass belt	62
#147	bag of lard	8
#625	ball	10
#241	balloon monkey	7
#620	barrrnacle	23
#999	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#48	bath ball gift set	58
#102	battered Crimbo Crate	152
#430	bed of coals	2
#54	beertini	48
#156	bejeweled cufflinks	25
#1064	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#234	bi-lateral logic compressor	16
#188	big boom	9
#351	black eyedrops	2
#711	black paisley oyster egg	7
#230	black plastic oyster egg	19
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#137	black striped oyster egg	28
#282	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	22
#410	blue paisley oyster egg	9
#161	blue plastic oyster egg	29
#157	blue polka-dot oyster egg	20
#136	blue striped oyster egg	27
#665	bone rattle	1
#303	borg sock monkey	6
#274	bottle of Blank-Out	46
#150	bottle of Mystic Shell	6
#28	bottle of antifreeze	21
#318	bottle of goofballs	77
#76	bottle of pirate juice	10
#55	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	7
#30	bottle of ultravitamins	24
#437	bow	1
#142	bow staff	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#5529	box of sunshine	5
#34	brown sugar cane	354
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#20	buckyball	470
#1100	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#104	can of spinach	17
#110	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	63
#179	candied kobold	18
#111	candied yams	69
#70	candy cane	601
#470	candy kneecapping stick	5
#666	candy knuckles	4
#209	candy stake	23
#1013	canteen of wine	16
#444	capacitor relay	25
#1180	carbon nanotube frame	6
#6	carbonated water lily	22,583
#233	carob chunk noodles	8
#234	cement sandals	4
#88	chaos butterfly	6,264
#943	cheap elven gloves	3
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#76	cheap toaster	21
#189	chintzy accordion pin	3
#141	chintzy disco ball pendant	7
#218	chintzy noodle ring	4
#508	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#216	chintzy turtle brooch	4
#353	chocolate bath ball	2
#67	chocolate filthy lucre	160
#104	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	21
#98	chorizo brownies	26
#73	club necklace	52
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#311	comfy coffin	4
#181	commemorative war stein	374
#235	computronic processing unit	16
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#100	corncob pipe	14
#307	corpse on the beach	16
#305	corpsedriver	16
#468	corpsetini	11
#38	cup of infinite pencils	26
#291	cyborg doll	6
#840	cyborg stompin' boot	3
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#323	deadly lampshade	3
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#217	denim axe	2
#133	diamond necklace	31
#510	distilled fortified wine	5
#73	disturbing fanfic	4,282
#160	doll house	36
#425	dollhive	20
#83	donkey flipbook	9
#455	drywall axe	29
#81	duck-on-a-string	22
#260	dusty Crimbo crate	39
#122	dwarf bread	44
#175	dwarvish magazine	7
#617	easter egg balloon	39
#191	effluvious emerald	7
#655	eggnog	27
#643	elven limbos gingerbread	20
#737	elven cellocello	25
#602	elven moonshine	16
#508	elven socks	9
#221	elven suicide capsule	43
#193	elven whittling knife	1
#176	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	85
#148	evil googly eye	33
#1383	evil teddy bear	6
#93	facsimile dictionary	87
#507	fake blood	2
#992	fancy but probably evil chocolate	7
#143	fancy chocolate	17
#215	fancy chocolate car	14
#52	fancy dress ball	284
#58	fancy seashell necklace	646
#245	felt	33
#737	festive holiday hat	5
#303	fez of etymology	1
#1135	fire	3
#179	[2426]fire flower	6
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#90	flask of Amontillado	2
#119	foon	3
#73	frayed rope belt	16
#281	freezerburned ice cube	1
#248	frozen Mob Penguin	6
#42	fruitcake	660
#97	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	7
#28	fudge bunny	24
#136	fudge cube	2
#532	fudge lily	6
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#78	fudge spork	5
#1105	fudgecule	45
#53	fudgecycle	4
#152	fudgesicle	2
#271	fuzzy dice	14
#63	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	15
#188	garish pinky ring	23
#695	gearbox necklace	1
#210	giant designer sunglasses	21
#121	giant discarded bottlecap	39
#162	giant discarded plastic fork	52
#91	giant discarded torn-up glove	42
#133	giant pinky ring	108
#45	gingerbread bugbear	654
#187	gingerbread horror	24
#151	gingerbread house	4
#536	gingerbread mutant bugbear	7
#105	glacial sapphire	9
#211	golden plastic oyster egg	1
#273	golden ring	80
#262	googly eye	56
#488	gray bow tie	14
#362	green beer	39
#853	green gummi ingot	7
#195	gremlin juice	11
#1024	grue egg	26
#41	gummi ammonite	7
#43	gummi belemnite	7
#41	gummi trilobite	7
#102	gyroscope	32
#36	hamethyst	138
#263	hamethyst ring	1
#2692	handful of confetti	10
#12	happiness	2,055
#134	heart necklace	35
#117	herbal stuffing	53
#198	herringcello	45
#234	hyperbolic plasma focuser	16
#1217	iGoogly	5
#133	immense cyborg hand	14
#739	incredibly creepy marionette	3
#739	ion grid	14
#243	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	16
#291	iron pasta spoon	23
#720	irradiated candy cane	6
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#228	jawbruiser	10
#221	jerky coins	100
#507	killer rag doll	5
#88	kite	73
#195	kneecapping stick	91
#755	knuckle sandwich	23
#307	kumquartz	21
#34	kumquartz ring	2
#328	laser-broiled pear	24
#268	lavender candygram	1
#290	lavender paisley oyster egg	11
#135	lavender plastic oyster egg	23
#422	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	7
#609	lavender striped oyster egg	4
#491	left half of a heart necklace	1
#35	leftover Crimbo rations	5
#267	length of string	44
#190	lewd playing card	13
#234	licorice garrote	8
#1942	loaded serum blowgun	1
#650	logic synthesizer	14
#280	longhaired hippy wig	2
#60	lucky rabbit's foot	73
#660	mad scientist's sock monkey	4
#351	mafia aria	73
#424	marionette	4
#204	marionette collective	4
#576	mauve paisley oyster egg	5
#62	mauve plastic oyster egg	46
#615	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	5
#65	mauve striped oyster egg	36
#47	meat from yesterday	124
#108	misfit dolly	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#27	mojo filter	115
#125	monomolecular yo-yo	518
#8	mother's little helper	9,007
#291	munchies pill	1
#141	mylar scout drone	32
#248	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	1
#99	nanite-infested candy cane	145
#530	nanite-infested eggnog	9
#195	nanite-infested fruitcake	21
#170	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	23
#125	natty blue ascot	3
#180	night-vision goggles	8
#86	not-a-pipe	9
#417	obsidian dagger	41
#876	off-white paisley oyster egg	2
#315	off-white plastic oyster egg	14
#1206	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	2
#130	off-white striped oyster egg	20
#302	oozenog	10
#1228	orange candy heart	1
#82	orange peel hat	6
#273	oyster basket	15
#80	pack of KWE trading card	30
#391	pack of pogs	50
#91	pail	126
#59	pants of the Slug Lord	50
#405	papaya slung	3
#141	paperclip sproinger	1
#414	passable elf mask	10
#91	patent antipsychotics	10
#88	pear supersucker	9
#348	pearidot	18
#353	penguin focaccia bread	34
#456	penguin skin	109
#779	penguin thesaurus	8
#361	pet rock	21
#254	pixellated candy heart	70
#178	plastic Crimbo reindeer	4
#214	plexiglass pants	1
#213	plexiglass pinky ring	1
#202	pocketwatch on a chain	11
#83	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	9
#116	pool cue	73
#195	popsicle stick	7
#1035	pork elf goodies sack	4
#53	porquoise	104
#186	porquoise eyebrow ring	1
#148	porquoise necklace	2
#512	portable photocopier	11
#2221	possessed top	1
#1150	prehistoric spear	2
#31	puce paisley oyster egg	52
#301	puce plastic oyster egg	12
#103	puce polka-dot oyster egg	27
#252	puce striped oyster egg	10
#232	quantum polarity inducer	16
#51	radium-flavored potato chips	1,089
#434	rag doll	5
#23	razor-tipped yo-yo	423
#233	recursive spline reticulator	16
#824	red gummi ingot	9
#851	red paisley oyster egg	4
#326	red plastic baby	1
#151	red plastic oyster egg	23
#173	red polka-dot oyster egg	15
#100	red striped oyster egg	21
#243	reverse-oscillating klystron	16
#92	ribbon candy	19
#265	roboduck-on-a-string	5
#296	robotronic egg	84
#13	rocky raccoon	33,151
#415	rogue swarmer	81
#168	roll of Hob-Os	3
#10	rose-colored glasses	1
#25	round green sunglasses	52
#115	rubber WWBD? bracelet	39
#95	rubber WWJD? bracelet	46
#151	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	32
#143	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	32
#165	rubber axe	6
#124	rusty bonesaw	6
#748	rusty chain necklace	2
#48	salty slug	46
#13	savoy truffle	8,412
#216	scented massage oil	8
#259	scroll of pasta summoning	58
#257	servomechanical torsion facilitator	16
#78	shingle	124
#193	shiny butcherknife	6
#211	shiny ring	111
#190	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	1
#939	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#713	sock monkey	3
#678	solid gold bowling ball	23
#352	solid gold pegleg	9
#131	spade necklace	36
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#1388	spectral pickle	1
#63	spice melange	5
#283	spiced rum	2
#1398	spooky bicycle chain	1
#1367	spooky cosmetics bag	1
#632	spooky eggnog	9
#276	spooky felt	37
#633	spooky length of string	16
#297	spooky stuffing	21
#349	spooky toy wheel	14
#328	spooky wooden block	23
#352	square CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#356	stainless steel scarf	9
#343	stainless steel shillelagh	11
#311	stainless steel skullcap	9
#456	stainless steel slacks	8
#288	stainless steel solitaire	9
#308	stainless steel suspenders	12
#212	steamy ruby	6
#165	sterno-flavored Hob-O	2
#273	stick of "gum"	7
#1092	stick-on-a-string	2
#179	stone of eXtreme power	66
#152	strawberry-flavored Hob-O	2
#118	string of Crimbo lights	5
#26	string of blue beads	204
#21	string of green beads	273
#24	string of red beads	209
#1004	stringy sinew	8
#205	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	171
#140	stuffed Cheshire bitten	185
#410	stuffed Hodgman	1
#120	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	212
#441	stuffed Meat	105
#380	stuffed alien blob	16
#150	stuffed angry cow	200
#150	stuffed astral badger	194
#160	stuffed baby gravy fairy	189
#101	stuffed bandersnatch	2
#159	stuffed cocoabo	182
#505	stuffed doppelshifter	27
#129	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	216
#127	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	221
#889	stuffed gray blob	23
#176	stuffed hand turkey	173
#134	stuffed key	312
#187	stuffed mind flayer	161
#449	stuffed mink	104
#268	stuffed monocle	150
#1715	stuffed ninja snowman	1
#166	stuffed scary death orb	187
#144	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	203
#174	stuffed snowy owl	174
#144	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	205
#200	stuffed spooky mushroom	39
#141	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	190
#286	stuffed teddy butler	142
#283	stuffed tin of caviar	143
#280	stuffed treasure chest	191
#131	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	219
#1137	stuffing	7
#310	sturdy Crimbo crate	55
#189	stylish swimsuit	6
#223	sub-molecular interocitor	16
#36	sugar lime	86
#657	superheated fudge	2
#183	support cummerbund	45
#675	tasty tart	2
#188	tawdry amethyst	5
#123	teddy bear	52
#1222	teddy borg	4
#255	teeny-tiny magic scroll	3
#450	thermos full of Knob coffee	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#366	tiny bottle of absinthe	39
#365	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	2
#865	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	9
#670	tiny plastic Axe Wound	11
#1175	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	4
#566	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	8
#653	tiny plastic Black Knight	11
#787	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	6
#777	tiny plastic Boss Bat	6
#226	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	2
#744	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	23
#329	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	2
#4310	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#2896	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#290	tiny plastic Crimbomination	2
#837	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	2
#344	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	2
#1070	tiny plastic G Imp	7
#1096	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	7
#1256	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	6
#830	tiny plastic Hellion	9
#1264	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	6
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
#1148	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	4
#2195	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	3
#932	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	8
#825	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	9
#1453	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	5
#593	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	2
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#919	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	8
#647	tiny plastic Protagonist	11
#850	tiny plastic Scream Queen	2
#1028	tiny plastic Spam Witch	7
#1437	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	5
#1191	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	4
#2059	tiny plastic The Man	2
#552	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	13
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#844	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	9
#700	tiny plastic accordion thief	7
#953	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	2
#735	tiny plastic angry bugbear	10
#845	tiny plastic angry goat	21
#660	tiny plastic anime smiley	11
#929	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	8
#935	tiny plastic astronomer	8
#889	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	20
#1055	tiny plastic barrrnacle	17
#1451	tiny plastic beanbat	5
#648	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	7
#1046	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	17
#830	tiny plastic blooper	9
#1479	tiny plastic brainsweeper	5
#1216	tiny plastic briefcase bat	6
#540	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
#1635	tiny plastic cocoabo	11
#928	tiny plastic coffee pixie	19
#926	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	5
#594	tiny plastic cubist bull	12
#924	tiny plastic demoninja	8
#1824	tiny plastic disco bandit	3
#953	tiny plastic drunk goat	8
#569	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	2
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#659	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	11
#1249	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	6
#1484	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	5
#924	tiny plastic fruit golem	8
#835	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	21
#800	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	22
#548	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	30
#1216	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	6
#974	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	2
#951	tiny plastic goth giant	8
#866	tiny plastic grue	20
#1229	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	6
#1833	tiny plastic hermit	3
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#733	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	24
#700	tiny plastic killer bee	24
#922	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	8
#849	tiny plastic leprechaun	21
#842	tiny plastic levitating potato	21
#812	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	9
#734	tiny plastic mosquito	23
#579	tiny plastic mutant elf	2
#1107	tiny plastic ninja snowman	7
#830	tiny plastic pastamancer	6
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#961	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	18
#1814	tiny plastic sauceror	3
#1077	tiny plastic scary clown	7
#592	tiny plastic seal clubber	8
#2171	tiny plastic senile lihc	3
#822	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	2
#952	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	8
#1050	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	7
#1054	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	17
#856	tiny plastic spooky vampire	9
#629	tiny plastic stab bat	27
#612	tiny plastic star starfish	27
#334	tiny plastic stocking mimic	2
#534	tiny plastic strand of DNA	2
#4037	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#1083	tiny plastic taco cat	7
#1035	tiny plastic topiary golem	7
#1375	tiny plastic turtle tamer	4
#1067	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	7
#2123	tiny plastic warwelf	3
#1221	tiny plastic whitesnake	6
#590	tiny plastic zmobie	12
#175	tisket	2
#159	tofurkey gravy	46
#188	tofurkey leg	41
#98	tomato daiquiri	16
#926	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#630	tooth	6
#135	toothbrush	13
#1157	toothsome rock	7
#902	top	5
#72	torquoise	2
#366	tourmalime	18
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#438	towel	22
#995	toy crazy train	7
#268	toy deathbot	4
#814	toy hoverpad	11
#726	toy jet pack	10
#220	toy maglev monorail	6
#1282	toy mercenary	3
#814	toy ray gun	10
#139	toy soldier	11
#838	toy space helmet	9
#56	toy train	25
#907	toy wheel	9
#848	tree-eating kite	31
#1038	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#257	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	5
#59	trilobite candy mold	4
#604	trilobite fossil	5
#680	tropical wrapping paper	2
#226	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	1
#442	tube sock	1
#251	unearthly onyx	3
#207	unstable DNA	250
#487	unstable laser battery	63
#1409	vampire duck-on-a-string	4
#873	vibrating cyborg knife	8
#479	vitachoconutriment capsule	13
#85	white chocolate and tomato pizza	35
#365	wooden axe	1
#57	wooden stakes	66
#148	wool hat	15
#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#1377	yellow candy heart	1
#778	yellow gummi ingot	11
#94	yellow matter custard	1
#39	yellow paisley oyster egg	55
#31	yellow plastic oyster egg	103
#77	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	21
#1778	yellow snowcone	3
#74	yellow striped oyster egg	23
#360	yeti fur	475
#549	yo	17
#94	yo-yo	331
#1453	zombie pineal gland	2

Wow, that's 246,280 items total!

what items are this player missing?