| #348 | "DRINK ME" potion | 32 |
| #41 | 100-Watt bulb | 3 |
| #241 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #28 | Aerheads | 2 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #660 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #120 | Angelhair Culottes | 8 |
| #570 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #19 | Arr, M80 | 9 |
| #64 | Artist's Butterknife of Regret | 1 |
| #80 | BACON | 799 |
| #213 | BRICKO brick | 783 |
| #378 | BURT | 55 |
| #227 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 5 |
| #720 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 17 |
| 🥇 | Bastille Battalion control rig | 1 |
| 🥇 | Beach Comb | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bird-a-Day calendar | 1 |
| #210 | Bjorn's Hammer | 2 |
| #608 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #255 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #44 | Boltsmann ID badge | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #740 | Boss Bat bling | 4 |
| #2775 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #106 | Brandonian footlocker key | 3 |
| #65 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #283 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 2 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #408 | CSA fire-starting kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | Cargo Cultist Shorts | 1 |
| #32 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 2 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #44 | Chroner | 2,106 |
| 🥇 | Cincho de Mayo | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #648 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #490 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 5 |
| #4 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #1365 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #135 | Colander of Em-er'il | 11 |
| #417 | Cold Hots candy | 12 |
| #67 | Comet Drop | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #675 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| 🥇 | Covert Ops for Kids (used) | 1 |
| #689 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 7 |
| #432 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #1035 | Crimbo candied pecan | 5 |
| #941 | Crimbo fudge | 7 |
| #871 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 8 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #87 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #58 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #216 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1 |
| #36 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 2 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #129 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #2890 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #58 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 3 |
| #95 | Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe | 1 |
| #859 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #136 | Disco Banjo | 4 |
| #16 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #15 | Drip harness | 2 |
| #38 | Driplet | 1 |
| #2741 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #522 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #451 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 5 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| 🥇 | Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper | 1 |
| #1105 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #323 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #949 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #165 | Elf Army machine parts | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #4 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #198 | Elf Guard MPC | 680 |
| #42 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #54 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #93 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #101 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #108 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #87 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #55 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #152 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #103 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 1 |
| #111 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 4 |
| #140 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 1 |
| #146 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 1 |
| #7 | French-Transylvanian Dictionary | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| 🥇 | Garland of Greatness | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #597 | Goodfella contract | 20 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #208 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #5 | Guzzlr pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | Guzzlr tablet | 1 |
| #23 | Guzzlrbuck | 26 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #1149 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| 🥈 | Holiday Multitasking (used) | 1 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #91 | How to Avoid Scams | 10 |
| 🥈 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used) | 1 |
| #718 | Iron Beta of Industry | 8 |
| 🥇 | Iunion Crown | 1 |
| #670 | Jack-in-the-box | 7 |
| 🥇 | January's Garbage Tote | 1 |
| #692 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #87 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥇 | Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #311 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 43 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #551 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #527 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| 🥇 | Lil' Doctor™ bag | 1 |
| #128 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #306 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 82 |
| #533 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 43 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium magnifying glass | 1 |
| #258 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #395 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 3 |
| #574 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 3 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #57 | Meteorite-Ade | 3 |
| #973 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 13 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #106 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 1 |
| #141 | My First Art of War | 2 |
| #53 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1575 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #44 | O | 5 |
| #96 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| 🥇 | PARTY HARD T-shirt | 1 |
| #67 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 2 |
| #805 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 2 |
| #14 | Pizza of Legend | 2 |
| #41 | Pneumo bar | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #10 | Pocket Professor memory chip | 1 |
| #234 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Powerful Glove | 1 |
| #481 | Red Rover BB gun | 5 |
| 🥇 | Retrospecs | 1 |
| #449 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #88 | Roman sadnals | 4 |
| #701 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #715 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #338 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 8 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| 🥈 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used) | 1 |
| #1086 | Senior Mints | 2 |
| #117 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 6 |
| #620 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| 🥇 | SongBoom™ BoomBox | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | SpinMaster™ lathe | 1 |
| #198 | Spirit of Christmas | 4 |
| #78 | Spirit of Easter | 41 |
| #108 | Spirit of St. Patrick's Day | 19 |
| #145 | Spirit of Thanksgiving | 10 |
| #199 | Spirit of Veteran's Day | 3 |
| #44 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 1 |
| #34 | Spring Bros. solenoid | 11 |
| #46 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) | 3 |
| #58 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) | 3 |
| #129 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| #198 | TI-9000 calculator | 1 |
| #41 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| #68 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #65 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #82 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #4 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #73 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #49 | The Lost Comb | 1 |
| #86 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| #705 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #68 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #6 | Three Mile Island shorts | 2 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #35 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 3 |
| #509 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #834 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #138 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 3 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #325 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 2 |
| #190 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 5 |
| #501 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #354 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #990 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #416 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1418 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #216 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 2 |
| #154 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1740 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #100 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #176 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1440 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #254 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #316 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #409 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 4 |
| #179 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #333 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #360 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 2 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #230 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 5 |
| #1305 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #372 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #104 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #266 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 18 |
| #956 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #216 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 3 |
| #2348 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1271 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #80 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 2 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #70 | Unconscious Collective Dream Jar | 7 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #600 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #37 | X | 8 |
| #511 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #40 | Yeg's Motel disposable razor | 1 |
| #26 | Yeg's Motel stationery | 1 |
| #35 | Yolo™ chocolates | 1 |
| #216 | Ze™ goggles | 6 |
| #75 | abstraction: action | 1 |
| #70 | abstraction: perception | 1 |
| #74 | abstraction: sensation | 2 |
| #121 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #552 | adorable seal larva | 5 |
| #251 | agua de vida | 5 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #51 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #105 | ancient calendar fragment | 2 |
| #152 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| #72 | anger blaster | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #214 | arrowgram | 2 |
| #96 | asbestos sword hilt | 3 |
| #51 | asteroid belt | 1 |
| #968 | astral mushroom | 3 |
| 🥇 | august scepter | 1 |
| #63 | automa-bot parts | 249 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #4726 | badass belt | 6 |
| #223 | bag of GORP | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #1160 | ball | 4 |
| #11 | balsam barrel | 1 |
| #655 | banana peel | 1 |
| #75 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #16 | batskin belt | 80 |
| #22 | battery (AA) | 1 |
| #51 | bauxite beret | 6 |
| #45 | bauxite bow-tie | 7 |
| #41 | bauxite boxers | 10 |
| #133 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #73 | beery blood | 3 |
| #16 | beetle antenna | 3 |
| 🥇 | bejazzled eyepatch | 1 |
| #956 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #191 | bellhop bell | 2 |
| #613 | big red clown nose | 6 |
| #169 | big rock | 10 |
| #13 | birdybug antenna | 7 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #232 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #349 | black spot | 2 |
| #559 | black-and-blue light | 42 |
| #47 | blob of wood glue | 13 |
| #120 | bloodied surgical dungarees | 1 |
| #726 | bloody clown pants | 3 |
| #208 | blue class ring | 19 |
| #2555 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #521 | blue plasma ball | 51 |
| #2376 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #69 | blue shell | 4 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #37 | body spradium | 15 |
| #27 | boiling hot cocoa | 3 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #174 | book of matches | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #198 | bottle of black cat tonic | 3 |
| #2729 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #226 | bottle of sake | 3 |
| #45 | bottle of sea wine | 8 |
| #318 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #33 | bowl full of jelly | 4 |
| #154 | bowl of Jeal-O | 10 |
| #130 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 1 |
| #7459 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #202 | bread man | 3 |
| #74 | broken high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #61 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| #30 | bubblin' crude | 1,334 |
| #116 | bubbling tempura batter | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #51 | buffalo dime | 7 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #705 | bugbear bungguard | 4 |
| #98 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #53 | bunch of sea grapes | 2 |
| #71 | bunny liver | 153 |
| #17 | campfire coffee | 3 |
| #149 | can of black paint | 2 |
| #144 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #195 | candy cane | 198 |
| 🥇 | candy cane sword cane | 1 |
| #25 | candy dress shoes | 3 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #49 | candy necktie | 1 |
| #78 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #11 | ceramic celery grater | 1 |
| #11 | ceramic centurion shield | 1 |
| #10 | ceramic cerecloth belt | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chalice | 1 |
| #736 | cheap studded belt | 3 |
| #998 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #179 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
| #71 | chrome crossbow string | 4 |
| #61 | chrome stick | 5 |
| #132 | cigar box turtle | 3 |
| 🥇 | closed-circuit pay phone | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #495 | clown shoes | 4 |
| #3277 | club necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | cold medicine cabinet | 1 |
| #21 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #45 | cotton candy bale | 11 |
| #219 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #23 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #518 | crystalline cheer | 4 |
| 🥇 | cursed magnifying glass | 1 |
| 🥇 | cursed monkey's paw | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #58 | cyan seashell | 5 |
| #16 | daddy shortlegs leg | 4 |
| #82 | death blossom | 6 |
| #534 | designer handbag | 5 |
| #47 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 1 |
| #206 | devilish folio | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1533 | disco mask | 2 |
| #225 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
| #95 | disposable instant camera | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #169 | divine blowout | 170 |
| #171 | divine can of silly string | 169 |
| #249 | divine champagne flute | 35 |
| #133 | divine champagne popper | 84 |
| #157 | divine cracker | 80 |
| #161 | divine noisemaker | 190 |
| #243 | dollar-sign bag | 2 |
| #142 | donated booze | 99 |
| #91 | donated candy | 211 |
| #227 | donated food | 42 |
| #586 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| #20 | drippy truncheon | 1 |
| #177 | droll monocle | 4 |
| #656 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #881 | duct tape | 26 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #719 | eXtreme mittens | 2 |
| #568 | eXtreme scarf | 3 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #138 | eggwater | 4 |
| #264 | eldritch effluvium | 28 |
| #98 | eleven-foot pole | 5 |
| #292 | elven hardtack | 1 |
| #210 | elven medi-pack | 1 |
| #305 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #1266 | empty agua de vida bottle | 2 |
| #97 | ert grey goo ring | 9 |
| #32 | eternal car battery | 7 |
| #29 | extra-heavy BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #67 | extremely wet T-shirt | 1 |
| #800 | eyepatch | 3 |
| #293 | fake blood | 4 |
| 🥇 | familiar scrapbook | 1 |
| #11 | fancy chess set | 1 |
| #535 | fancy opera glasses | 6 |
| 🥇 | fancy party pants | 1 |
| #264 | fat loot token | 9 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| #10 | fiberglass fannypack | 1 |
| #323 | figurine of a charred seal | 10 |
| #424 | figurine of a cold seal | 13 |
| #353 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 3 |
| #116 | figurine of a sleek seal | 18 |
| #385 | figurine of a slippery seal | 4 |
| #641 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #243 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 4 |
| #1029 | filthy lucre | 25 |
| #91 | fire | 76 |
| #19 | fire crackers | 9 |
| #470 | [2426]fire flower | 2 |
| #153 | fishy fish casserole | 1 |
| #378 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #644 | flavored foot massage oil | 14 |
| #50 | flickering pixel | 1 |
| #64 | flour cookie | 6 |
| #689 | foam dart | 8 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #34 | fortifying hot cocoa | 1 |
| 🥉 | free-range mushroom | 158 |
| 🥇 | fresh coat of paint | 1 |
| #96 | fried air | 7 |
| #99 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
| #2298 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #480 | fuzzy earmuffs | 2 |
| #12 | gabardine gunnysack | 1 |
| #728 | garish pinky ring | 3 |
| #42 | gator shades | 3 |
| #269 | gauze garter | 44 |
| 🥇 | genie bottle | 1 |
| #452 | ghost of a necklace | 3 |
| #858 | giant designer sunglasses | 2 |
| #18 | giant free-range mushroom | 1 |
| #214 | giant penguin keychain | 1 |
| #53 | giant shrimp fork | 1 |
| #1655 | gingerbread bugbear | 9 |
| #46 | gingerbread gavel | 2 |
| #4 | gingerbread moneybag | 2 |
| #12 | gingerbread pistol | 1 |
| #32 | gingerbread smartphone | 116 |
| #10 | gingerbread tophat | 1 |
| #16 | gingerbread trousers | 1 |
| #14 | gingerbread waistcoat | 1 |
| #146 | giraffe-necked turtle | 2 |
| #157 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #39 | glass of raw eggs | 12 |
| #38 | glob of melted wax | 5 |
| #58 | gnawed-up dog bone | 1 |
| #100 | gooified animal matter | 30 |
| #102 | gooified vegetable matter | 26 |
| #68 | government food shipment | 1 |
| 🥈 | governor's daughter's lace collar | 1 |
| 🥇 | governor's daughter's pearl hairpin | 1 |
| 🥇 | governor's daughter's petticoats | 1 |
| #42 | grain of sand | 248 |
| #175 | grass clippings | 3 |
| #55 | gray seashell | 3 |
| #25 | greasy desk bell | 1 |
| #631 | green clay bead | 8 |
| #52 | green seashell | 6 |
| #25 | groveling gravel | 2 |
| #12 | grubby wool | 98 |
| #559 | grue egg | 47 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #186 | gummi turtle | 2 |
| #56 | gun parts | 1 |
| #63 | gunpowder burrito | 2 |
| #34 | gunwale | 1 |
| #112 | half-size scalpel | 1 |
| #66 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #16 | handful of Boltsmann bearings | 38 |
| #184 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #5197 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #391 | handful of honey | 1 |
| #153 | hawk | 1 |
| #928 | heart necklace | 8 |
| #805 | heart of the volcano | 7 |
| #148 | hedgeturtle | 7 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #1691 | helmet turtle | 2 |
| 🥇 | hewn moon-rune spoon | 1 |
| #30 | hibiscus petal | 6 |
| #16 | high-speed upgrade | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #68 | hot ashes | 4 |
| #93 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #62 | illegal firecracker | 4 |
| 🥇 | industrial fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #129 | industrially-crushed ice | 1 |
| #20 | inflammable leaf | 5,297 |
| #39 | iron helmet | 1 |
| #78 | ironic moustache | 1 |
| #141 | irradiated turtle | 3 |
| #12 | isotophat | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #39 | jigsaw blade | 25 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #46 | killing jar | 29 |
| #18 | kilopede skull | 2 |
| #207 | kiwi beak | 2 |
| 🥇 | latte lovers member's mug | 1 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #22 | leafy browns | 1 |
| #37 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #43 | liquid smoke | 1 |
| #328 | llama lama gong | 3 |
| #31 | loadstone | 69 |
| #47 | logging hatchet | 5 |
| #5 | loofah lederhosen | 1 |
| #160 | lost key | 3 |
| #284 | lovecat tail | 3 |
| #193 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #256 | macaroni duck | 8 |
| #156 | madius | 1 |
| #53 | magenta seashell | 7 |
| #565 | magical mystery juice | 3 |
| #62 | magical sausage | 4 |
| #38 | magical sausage casing | 86 |
| #22 | mantis skull | 1 |
| #444 | mariachi hat | 1 |
| #735 | marshmallow | 5 |
| #1984 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1550 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #552 | meat from yesterday | 2 |
| #313 | memory of a T | 1 |
| #269 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 2 |
| #16 | mesquito proboscis | 1 |
| #86 | metal meteoroid | 3 |
| #45 | meteorb | 1 |
| #18 | meteorite guard | 7 |
| #60 | meteortarboard | 1 |
| #62 | meteorthopedic shoes | 4 |
| #90 | military orb | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #18 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #7 | mime pocket probe | 2 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #92 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #60 | mineapple | 9 |
| #610 | miner's helmet | 2 |
| #508 | miner's pants | 3 |
| #148 | miniature boiler | 1 |
| 🥈 | miniature crystal ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | model train set | 1 |
| #29 | molehill mountain | 1 |
| #181 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 1 |
| #220 | multi-level marzipan | 2 |
| 🥇 | mumming trunk | 1 |
| #109 | musk turtle | 4 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #444 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #168 | nastygeist | 1 |
| #18 | ncle leg | 1 |
| #128 | neoprene skullcap | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #44 | nugget of slicksilver | 1 |
| #35 | nugget of thicksilver | 1 |
| #2850 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #2535 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #73 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #69 | oil shell | 2 |
| #84 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #262 | old sweatpants | 289 |
| #125 | orange peel hat | 4 |
| #56 | ornate picture frame | 59 |
| #119 | outlaw bandana | 2 |
| 🥇 | overflowing gift basket | 1 |
| #25 | overly-fancy hot cocoa | 5 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of mushroom spores | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of tall grass seeds | 1 |
| #662 | palm frond | 2 |
| #7 | paraffin punching bag | 1 |
| #191 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| 🥇 | party crasher | 1 |
| 🥈 | party whip | 1 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #265 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #8 | peace shooter | 7 |
| #371 | peanut brittle shield | 8 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #35 | perfect Christmas scarf | 1 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #548 | personal massager | 12 |
| #347 | personalized coffee mug | 194 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #53 | picture of you | 1 |
| #299 | pie man was not meant to eat | 3 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #577 | pink clay bead | 13 |
| #180 | plain candy cane | 3 |
| #221 | plastic passion fruit | 9 |
| #21 | plump free-range mushroom | 1 |
| #133 | pocket ace | 1 |
| #327 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 2 |
| 🥇 | portable pantogram | 1 |
| #93 | portable steam unit | 1 |
| #65 | possibility potion | 3 |
| #9 | potato jacket | 1 |
| #100 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #62 | precision snowball | 1 |
| #473 | pretty flower | 209 |
| #133 | programmable turtle | 2 |
| #73 | pteruges | 1 |
| #40 | punch-drunk punch | 17 |
| #634 | purple clay bead | 2 |
| #88 | radiator heater shield | 4 |
| #150 | rattler rattle | 3 |
| #103 | ravenous eye | 1 |
| #52 | raw bread | 2 |
| #51 | raw cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #67 | raw sweet potato | 1 |
| #59 | raw turkey | 1 |
| #180 | red class ring | 97 |
| #56 | red coin | 1 |
| #1078 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #34 | red rocket | 1 |
| #495 | red-and-green sweater | 3 |
| #72 | red-hot poker | 2 |
| #41 | red-hot sausage fork | 4 |
| #140 | reflection of a map | 4 |
| #62 | regret hose | 1 |
| #13 | reliable sixgun | 1 |
| #44 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #41 | residual chitin paste | 2 |
| #152 | resolution: be feistier | 1 |
| #132 | resolution: be happier | 1 |
| #88 | resolution: be kinder | 2 |
| #156 | resolution: be sexier | 1 |
| #147 | resolution: be smarter | 1 |
| #148 | resolution: be stronger | 1 |
| #807 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| 🥇 | ring | 1 |
| #113 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 4 |
| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
| #1455 | roasted marshmallow | 2 |
| #50 | robin's egg | 1 |
| #130 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 1 |
| #151 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #1854 | robotronic egg | 2 |
| #326 | roll of toilet paper | 300 |
| #230 | rose | 2 |
| #3667 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2770 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2738 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #130 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 1 |
| #19 | rutabuga bag | 1 |
| #191 | sack lunch | 42 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #1708 | saucepan | 1 |
| #638 | sawblade shield | 3 |
| #376 | scented massage oil | 3 |
| #342 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 5 |
| #40 | scroll of protection from lycanthropes | 6 |
| #85 | sea avocado | 4 |
| #89 | sea carrot | 4 |
| #114 | sea cucumber | 2 |
| #127 | sea salt crystal | 1 |
| 🥇 | sea-worn candlestick | 1 |
| #421 | seal-blubber candle | 2 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #926 | seal-skull helmet | 2 |
| #24 | senate fly thorax | 1 |
| #52 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #31 | sewing kit | 1 |
| #15 | shadow chef's hat | 1 |
| #40 | shadow flame | 7 |
| #23 | shadow hot dog | 1 |
| #57 | shadow ice | 1 |
| #18 | shadow pill | 2 |
| #61 | shadow sinew | 1 |
| #13 | shadow trousers | 1 |
| #98 | shipwright's hammer | 1 |
| #77 | shocked shell | 2 |
| #24 | shooting morning star | 3 |
| #494 | shredded hellseal hide | 6 |
| #203 | silent I | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #620 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #27 | sizzling desk bell | 1 |
| #484 | skeleton key | 9 |
| #49 | ski resort souvenir crate | 1 |
| #23 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 80 |
| #107 | sleep mask | 1 |
| #226 | sleeve deuce | 2 |
| #8 | slime knuckles | 1 |
| #67 | smut orc keepsake box | 12 |
| #8 | snakeskin cowboy hat | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #141 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 14 |
| #142 | soggy used band-aid | 4 |
| #1546 | solid gold bowling ball | 6 |
| #54 | space blanket | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #115 | spangly mariachi pants | 6 |
| #156 | spangly mariachi vest | 2 |
| #202 | spangly sombrero | 2 |
| #26 | spare chocolate parts | 1 |
| #384 | spectre scepter | 82 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| 🥇 | spinning wheel | 1 |
| #311 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #147 | spooky lasso | 2 |
| #45 | sprinkles | 20,125 |
| #310 | stainless steel scarf | 10 |
| #536 | stainless steel shillelagh | 8 |
| #707 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #691 | stainless steel slacks | 6 |
| #150 | stainless steel solitaire | 13 |
| #932 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #23 | stick of firewood | 526 |
| #750 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 3 |
| #169 | stink-penny | 3 |
| #1503 | stolen accordion | 3 |
| #335 | stone frisbee | 2 |
| #23 | strange stalagmite | 1 |
| #1341 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #1643 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 19 |
| #2857 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 16 |
| #4532 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #1602 | stuffed Meat | 21 |
| #3383 | stuffed angry cow | 13 |
| #4284 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #4334 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4162 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #1877 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #38 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #4061 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3804 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #2936 | stuffed hand turkey | 16 |
| #978 | stuffed key | 47 |
| #1972 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #4029 | stuffed mind flayer | 10 |
| #1699 | stuffed mink | 18 |
| #1612 | stuffed monocle | 21 |
| #239 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #3809 | stuffed scary death orb | 11 |
| #4299 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2303 | stuffed snowy owl | 21 |
| #4592 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4012 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #1642 | stuffed teddy butler | 20 |
| #1454 | stuffed tin of caviar | 25 |
| #1188 | stuffed treasure chest | 33 |
| #4299 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #9 | subscription cocoa dispenser | 1 |
| #216 | sugar banana | 1 |
| #115 | sun-dried tofu | 2 |
| #1226 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #111 | super-absorbent tarp | 1 |
| #113 | surgical mask | 1 |
| #63 | surprisingly capacious handbag | 2 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #153 | tarnished bottlecap | 2 |
| #5 | terra cotta tie tack | 1 |
| 🥉 | terra cotta truss | 2 |
| #694 | thin black candle | 104 |
| #155 | throwing candy | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8 | time-twitching toolbelt | 2 |
| #790 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 4 |
| #14 | tiny plastic "Santa Claus" | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Colonel Brando | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #798 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #477 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #13 | tiny plastic St. Patrick | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #597 | top | 8 |
| #18 | topeé | 2 |
| #24 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #15 | topiary nugglet | 470 |
| #21 | topiary tights | 2 |
| #479 | torn hellseal sinew | 6 |
| #127 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #80 | toxic globule | 1 |
| #9 | toxic mop | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #62 | toy sixgun | 2 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #74 | trick coin | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #199 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #134 | turtle-shaped rock | 1 |
| #149 | turtlemail bits | 17 |
| #46 | turtlemail breeches | 2 |
| #46 | turtlemail coif | 2 |
| #113 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #94 | twisted-up wet towel | 1 |
| 🥇 | unbreakable umbrella | 1 |
| #60 | unnatural gas | 5 |
| #972 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #159 | unused soap | 2 |
| #1127 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #857 | useless powder | 67 |
| #10 | velour voulge | 1 |
| #1151 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #172 | viral DNA | 2 |
| #65 | vitamin G pill | 1 |
| #68 | void lager | 1 |
| #80 | void stone | 7 |
| #567 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #112 | wand of pigification | 7 |
| #17 | wax hand | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #84 | whatsit-covered turtle shell | 1 |
| #206 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #184 | white class ring | 60 |
| #802 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #360 | white rice | 2 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #66 | wood screw | 4 |
| #77 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
| #138 | worthless gewgaw | 91 |
| #64 | worthless knick-knack | 405 |
| #110 | worthless trinket | 103 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #71 | wriggling worm | 43 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #13 | wrought-iron wig | 1 |
| #60 | yellow pixel | 40 |
| #28 | yellow rocket | 9 |
| #56 | yellow seashell | 8 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1655 | yo-yo | 5 |