Museum :: wakela

wakela

Rank	Item	Quantity
#347	"DRINK ME" potion	32
#41	100-Watt bulb	3
#239	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#28	Aerheads	2
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#877	Ancient Saucehelm	3
#120	Angelhair Culottes	8
#570	Argarggagarg's fang	3
#19	Arr, M80	9
#64	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#79	BACON	799
#212	BRICKO brick	783
#378	BURT	55
#227	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	5
#720	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	17
🥇	Bastille Battalion control rig	1
🥇	Beach Comb	1
🥇	Bird-a-Day calendar	1
#209	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#608	Bling of the New Wave	2
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#44	Boltsmann ID badge	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#740	Boss Bat bling	4
#2775	Boss Bat britches	1
#73	Brandonian footlocker key	3
#63	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#31	Brimstone Brooch	1
#283	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#408	CSA fire-starting kit	1
🥇	Cargo Cultist Shorts	1
#32	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	2
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#42	Chroner	2,106
🥇	Cincho de Mayo	1
#741	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#648	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	4
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#490	Cloaca-Cola shield	5
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#1364	Codpiece of the Goblin King	4
#135	Colander of Em-er'il	11
#417	Cold Hots candy	12
#67	Comet Drop	1
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#673	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	3
🥇	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	1
#688	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	7
#429	Crimbo Factory surprise box	1
#1035	Crimbo candied pecan	5
#941	Crimbo fudge	7
#871	Crimbo peppermint bark	8
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#86	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#59	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#213	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	1
#37	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	2
#48	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#126	Crimbuccaneer shirt	1
#35	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#86	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#2890	Crown of the Goblin King	4
#58	Daisy's unclean bloomers	3
#95	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	1
#858	Disco 'Fro Pick	4
#136	Disco Banjo	4
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#15	Drip harness	2
#38	Driplet	1
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#999	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#522	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	5
#451	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	5
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
🥇	Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	1
#1103	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#949	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#164	Elf Army machine parts	1
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
#192	Elf Guard MPC	680
#41	Elf Guard broom	1
#51	Elf Guard clipboard	1
#93	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	1
#84	Elf Guard hotpants	1
#90	Elf Guard insignia (private)	1
#101	Elf Guard mouthknife	1
#107	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	1
#84	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
#87	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#55	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#151	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	1
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#103	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	1
#110	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	4
#139	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	1
#145	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	1
#7	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
🥇	Garland of Greatness	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#597	Goodfella contract	20
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#207	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#4	Guzzlr pants	1
🥇	Guzzlr tablet	1
#21	Guzzlrbuck	26
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#1147	Heimandatz's heart	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
🥇	Holiday Multitasking (used)	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#91	How to Avoid Scams	10
🥇	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	1
🥇	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	1
#718	Iron Beta of Industry	8
🥇	Iunion Crown	1
#720	Jack-in-the-box	6
🥇	January's Garbage Tote	1
#692	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#87	Kelflar vest	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#725	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
🥇	Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™	1
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#308	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	43
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#550	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#526	Lederhosen of the Night	2
🥇	Lil' Doctor™ bag	1
#127	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	1
#305	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	82
#533	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	43
🥈	LyleCo premium magnifying glass	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#394	Marquis de Poivre soda	3
#574	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	3
#59	Meteorite-Ade	2
#972	Mob Penguin cellular phone	13
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#105	Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	1
#142	My First Art of War	2
#52	My First Paycheck envelope	1
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#1575	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#44	O	5
#96	Othello's military jacket	1
🥇	PARTY HARD T-shirt	1
#67	Pecos Dave's sixgun	2
#804	Penultimate Fantasy chest	2
#14	Pizza of Legend	2
#41	Pneumo bar	1
🥉	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	1
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#10	Pocket Professor memory chip	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
🥇	Powerful Glove	1
#582	Red Rover BB gun	3
🥇	Retrospecs	1
#449	Rock and Roll Legend	2
#88	Roman sadnals	4
#701	SPF 451 lip balm	2
#715	Safari Jack's moustache	2
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#336	Scalp of Gorgolok	8
#7	Science Notebook	2
🥇	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	1
#1086	Senior Mints	2
#118	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	6
#619	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
🥇	SongBoom™ BoomBox	1
#7	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	1
🥇	SpinMaster™ lathe	1
#44	Spring Bros. ID badge	1
#34	Spring Bros. solenoid	11
#46	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	3
#57	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	3
#128	Super Weight-Gain 9000	1
#198	TI-9000 calculator	1
#41	The Big Book of Every Skill	1
#68	The Emperor's new hat	1
#65	The Emperor's new pants	1
#82	The Emperor's new shirt	1
#4	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#48	The Lost Comb	1
#86	The Lost Glasses	1
#702	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#10	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#67	The Superconductor's CPU	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#1568	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#33	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	3
#508	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	1
#832	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#137	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	3
#1055	Thwaitgold bee statuette	2
#323	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	2
#190	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	5
#501	Thwaitgold bug statuette	1
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#354	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	1
#989	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	1
#415	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	1
#428	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#1416	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	1
#205	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	2
#154	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	1
#1739	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#1947	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#99	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#176	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	2
#182	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	1
#1438	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	2
#253	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	1
#315	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	1
#408	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	4
#178	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	1
#332	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#358	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	2
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#228	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	1
#305	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	5
#1305	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	1
#372	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	3
#100	Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	1
#265	Thwaitgold slug statuette	18
#955	Thwaitgold spider statuette	1
#211	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	3
#2347	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
#1269	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#128	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#78	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	2
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#143	UV monocular	1
🥈	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
#70	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	7
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#600	Volartta's bellbottoms	2
#37	X	8
#510	Yakisoba's hat	3
#40	Yeg's Motel disposable razor	1
#26	Yeg's Motel stationery	1
#35	Yolo™ chocolates	1
#216	Ze™ goggles	6
#75	abstraction: action	1
#69	abstraction: perception	1
#73	abstraction: sensation	2
#121	accordionoid rocca	1
#552	adorable seal larva	5
#251	agua de vida	5
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#51	ancient Elf dessert spoon	1
#105	ancient calendar fragment	2
#151	ancient oil painting of yourself	1
#72	anger blaster	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#52	antique nutcracker beard	1
#47	antique nutcracker hat	1
#213	arrowgram	2
#96	asbestos sword hilt	3
#50	asteroid belt	1
#967	astral mushroom	3
🥇	august scepter	1
#62	automa-bot parts	249
#32	bad vibroknife	1
#4724	badass belt	6
#223	bag of GORP	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#1158	ball	4
#10	balsam barrel	1
#655	banana peel	1
#76	barnacle-encrusted sweater	1
#16	batskin belt	80
#22	battery (AA)	1
#53	bauxite beret	5
#45	bauxite bow-tie	7
#44	bauxite boxers	9
#133	beer-battered accordion	1
#73	beery blood	3
#16	beetle antenna	3
🥇	bejazzled eyepatch	1
#954	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#191	bellhop bell	2
#612	big red clown nose	6
#167	big rock	10
#12	birdybug antenna	7
#1496	bit of clingfilm	1
#232	black Crimbo ball	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#349	black spot	2
#559	black-and-blue light	42
#47	blob of wood glue	13
#120	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
#726	bloody clown pants	3
#208	blue class ring	19
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#521	blue plasma ball	51
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#69	blue shell	4
#1835	blue striped oyster egg	2
#37	body spradium	15
#27	boiling hot cocoa	3
🥇	book of facts (dog-eared)	1
#174	book of matches	1
#5	booze drive button	1
#198	bottle of black cat tonic	3
#2728	bottle of goofballs	6
#226	bottle of sake	3
#44	bottle of sea wine	8
#318	bottled inspiration	1
#37	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#31	bounty-hunting pants	1
#37	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#33	bowl full of jelly	4
#154	bowl of Jeal-O	10
#129	box of Gratitude chocolates	1
#7456	box of sunshine	1
#203	bread man	3
#74	broken high-temperature mining drill	1
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#60	brown pirate pants	1
#30	bubblin' crude	1,334
#116	bubbling tempura batter	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#51	buffalo dime	7
#1102	bugbear beanie	1
#705	bugbear bungguard	4
#98	bugbear detector	1
#53	bunch of sea grapes	2
#71	bunny liver	153
#17	campfire coffee	3
#149	can of black paint	2
#144	can-you-dig-it?	1
#1141	candied kobold	1
#195	candy cane	198
🥇	candy cane sword cane	1
#25	candy dress shoes	3
#6	candy drive button	1
#49	candy necktie	1
#78	centurion helmet	1
#11	ceramic celery grater	1
#11	ceramic centurion shield	1
#10	ceramic cerecloth belt	1
#6	chalk chalice	1
#736	cheap studded belt	3
#997	cheap toaster	2
#128	cheer extractor	1
#179	children of the candy corn	1
#71	chrome crossbow string	4
#61	chrome stick	5
#130	cigar box turtle	3
🥇	closed-circuit pay phone	1
#1795	clown hammer	1
#495	clown shoes	4
#3275	club necklace	1
🥇	cold medicine cabinet	1
#21	concentrated fish broth	3
#20	consolation ribbon	1
#45	cotton candy bale	11
#218	cranberry margarita (brackish)	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#23	crystal belt buckle	1
#518	crystalline cheer	4
🥇	cursed magnifying glass	1
🥇	cursed monkey's paw	1
#377	cursed piece of thirteen	1
#58	cyan seashell	5
#16	daddy shortlegs leg	4
#82	death blossom	6
#534	designer handbag	5
#49	designer sweatpants (new old stock)	1
#206	devilish folio	1
#12	dice-print pajama pants	1
#1849	disco ball	1
#1533	disco mask	2
#225	disintegrating spiky collar	1
#95	disposable instant camera	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#168	divine blowout	170
#170	divine can of silly string	169
#249	divine champagne flute	35
#132	divine champagne popper	84
#157	divine cracker	80
#160	divine noisemaker	190
#243	dollar-sign bag	2
#141	donated booze	99
#89	donated candy	211
#225	donated food	42
#586	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#68	doubt cannon	1
#19	drippy truncheon	1
#176	droll monocle	4
#656	duck-on-a-string	3
#881	duct tape	26
#126	dueling turtle	1
#55	dwarvish war helmet	1
#718	eXtreme mittens	2
#568	eXtreme scarf	3
#5139	easter egg balloon	1
#137	eggwater	4
#263	eldritch effluvium	28
#97	eleven-foot pole	5
#290	elven hardtack	1
#210	elven medi-pack	1
#305	elven squeeze	1
#1117	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
#1265	empty agua de vida bottle	2
#98	ert grey goo ring	9
#32	eternal car battery	7
#29	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	1
#67	extremely wet T-shirt	1
#799	eyepatch	3
#293	fake blood	4
🥇	familiar scrapbook	1
#11	fancy chess set	1
#534	fancy opera glasses	6
🥇	fancy party pants	1
#264	fat loot token	9
#62	fear condenser	1
#10	fiberglass fannypack	1
#322	figurine of a charred seal	10
#423	figurine of a cold seal	13
#351	figurine of a shadowy seal	3
#114	figurine of a sleek seal	18
#385	figurine of a slippery seal	4
#640	figurine of a stinking seal	1
#243	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	4
#1028	filthy lucre	25
#88	fire	76
#19	fire crackers	9
#470	[2426]fire flower	2
#153	fishy fish casserole	1
#378	flaming glowsticks	1
#644	flavored foot massage oil	14
#50	flickering pixel	1
#64	flour cookie	6
#689	foam dart	8
#8	food drive button	1
#793	foolscap fool's cap	1
#34	fortifying hot cocoa	1
🥉	free-range mushroom	158
🥇	fresh coat of paint	1
#95	fried air	7
#99	frozen turtle shell	1
#2297	fuzzy dice	3
#477	fuzzy earmuffs	2
#12	gabardine gunnysack	1
#728	garish pinky ring	3
#42	gator shades	3
#268	gauze garter	44
🥇	genie bottle	1
#449	ghost of a necklace	3
#857	giant designer sunglasses	2
#18	giant free-range mushroom	1
#214	giant penguin keychain	1
#52	giant shrimp fork	1
#1654	gingerbread bugbear	9
#45	gingerbread gavel	2
#4	gingerbread moneybag	2
#12	gingerbread pistol	1
#32	gingerbread smartphone	116
#9	gingerbread tophat	1
#16	gingerbread trousers	1
#14	gingerbread waistcoat	1
#146	giraffe-necked turtle	2
#157	gladiator tunica	1
🥈	glass eye	1
#39	glass of raw eggs	12
#38	glob of melted wax	5
#58	gnawed-up dog bone	1
#100	gooified animal matter	30
#102	gooified vegetable matter	26
#68	government food shipment	1
🥇	governor's daughter's lace collar	1
🥇	governor's daughter's pearl hairpin	1
🥇	governor's daughter's petticoats	1
#42	grain of sand	248
#175	grass clippings	3
#55	gray seashell	3
#25	greasy desk bell	1
#631	green clay bead	8
#52	green seashell	6
#24	groveling gravel	2
#12	grubby wool	98
#558	grue egg	47
#533	guano coffee cup	1
#186	gummi turtle	2
#56	gun parts	1
#61	gunpowder burrito	2
#33	gunwale	1
#112	half-size scalpel	1
#66	hand-carved staff	1
🥇	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
🥇	hand-knitted diving booties	1
#16	handful of Boltsmann bearings	38
#183	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
#5196	handful of confetti	1
#391	handful of honey	1
#153	hawk	1
#927	heart necklace	8
#805	heart of the volcano	7
#148	hedgeturtle	7
#59	helm of the white knight	1
#1691	helmet turtle	2
🥇	hewn moon-rune spoon	1
#29	hibiscus petal	6
#16	high-speed upgrade	1
#11	honey dipper	1
#8	honeybritches	1
#19	honeycap	1
#68	hot ashes	4
#92	huge Crimbo cookie	3
#62	illegal firecracker	4
🥇	industrial fire extinguisher	1
#129	industrially-crushed ice	1
#18	inflammable leaf	5,297
#39	iron helmet	1
#78	ironic moustache	1
#140	irradiated turtle	3
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#39	jigsaw blade	25
#1882	joybuzzer	1
#46	killing jar	29
#18	kilopede skull	2
#207	kiwi beak	2
🥇	latte lovers member's mug	1
#1286	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	2
#21	leafy browns	1
#37	liquid SONAR	3
#43	liquid smoke	1
#328	llama lama gong	3
#31	loadstone	69
#47	logging hatchet	5
#5	loofah lederhosen	1
#160	lost key	3
#284	lovecat tail	3
#193	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	1
#255	macaroni duck	8
#156	madius	1
#53	magenta seashell	7
#564	magical mystery juice	3
#61	magical sausage	4
#38	magical sausage casing	86
#22	mantis skull	1
#444	mariachi hat	1
#734	marshmallow	5
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#1550	mauve plastic oyster egg	2
#1614	mauve striped oyster egg	2
#549	meat from yesterday	2
#312	memory of a T	1
#269	memory of some delicious amino acids	2
#16	mesquito proboscis	1
#45	meteorb	1
#18	meteorite guard	7
#60	meteortarboard	1
#62	meteorthopedic shoes	4
#69	military orb	1
#70	mime army challenge coin	1
#17	mime army infiltration glove	1
#22	mime army insignia (cryonics)	1
#25	mime army insignia (espionage)	1
#24	mime army insignia (infantry)	1
#24	mime army insignia (intelligence)	1
#25	mime army insignia (morale)	1
#16	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	1
#38	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	1
#17	mime army insignia (sanitation)	1
#70	mime army shotglass	1
#7	mime pocket probe	2
🥇	mime-proof sunglasses	1
#78	miming beret	1
#84	miming boots	1
#100	miming corduroys	1
#92	miming gloves	1
#96	miming shirt	1
#60	mineapple	9
#610	miner's helmet	2
#508	miner's pants	3
#148	miniature boiler	1
🥇	miniature crystal ball	1
🥇	model train set	1
#29	molehill mountain	1
#181	mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	1
#220	multi-level marzipan	2
🥇	mumming trunk	1
#108	musk turtle	4
#169	mysterious present	1
#444	mysterious silver lapel pin	2
#168	nastygeist	1
#17	ncle leg	1
#128	neoprene skullcap	1
#858	ninja hot pants	1
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#41	red-hot sausage fork	4
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#27	sizzling desk bell	1
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#49	ski resort souvenir crate	1
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#67	smut orc keepsake box	12
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#1544	solid gold bowling ball	6
#55	space blanket	2
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#202	spangly sombrero	2
#26	spare chocolate parts	1
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#335	stone frisbee	2
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#1337	stray chihuahua	1
#1639	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	19
#2853	stuffed Cheshire bitten	16
#4531	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	8
#1597	stuffed Meat	21
#3378	stuffed angry cow	13
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#4329	stuffed baby gravy fairy	9
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#1638	stuffed teddy butler	20
#1450	stuffed tin of caviar	25
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#113	surgical mask	1
#63	surprisingly capacious handbag	2
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#693	thin black candle	104
#155	throwing candy	3
🥇	time sleigh	1
#8	time-twitching toolbelt	2
#790	tiny bottle of absinthe	4
#11	tiny plastic "Santa Claus"	1
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#18	tiny plastic Abuela's cottage	1
#21	tiny plastic Armory	1
#18	tiny plastic Bar	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#18	tiny plastic Cafe	1
#37	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
#8	tiny plastic Colonel Brando	1
#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#8	tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny	1
#20	tiny plastic Factory	1
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#473	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	2
#9	tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	1
#47	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#41	tiny plastic Penny	1
#10	tiny plastic St. Patrick	1
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
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#37	tiny plastic dining car	1
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#38	tiny plastic food lab	1
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#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
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#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
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#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#1404	tooth	1
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#18	topeé	2
#23	topiary necktie	1
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#21	topiary tights	2
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#126	tortoboggan	1
#80	toxic globule	1
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#94	twisted-up wet towel	1
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#60	unnatural gas	5
#969	untamable turtle	2
#159	unused soap	2
#1127	unusual disco ball	2
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#10	velour voulge	1
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#172	viral DNA	2
#65	vitamin G pill	1
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#79	void stone	7
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#84	whatsit-covered turtle shell	1
#206	white Crimbo ball	1
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#71	wriggling worm	43
#78	wristwatch of the white knight	1
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#59	yellow pixel	40
#28	yellow rocket	9
#56	yellow seashell	8
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1656	yo-yo	5

Wow, that's 40,035 items total!

what items are this player missing?