#280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
#311 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 3 |
#733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
#680 | BGE merchandise order form | 4 |
#564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
#1378 | BGE shotglass | 3 |
#675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
#316 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 4 |
π₯ | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
#49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
#38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
#31 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 20 |
#21 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 16 |
#20 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 16 |
#48 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 8 |
#7 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 35 |
#145 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 4 |
#1447 | CRIMBCO scrip | 11 |
#152 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 14 |
#163 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 13 |
#51 | ChibiBuddyβ’ (off) | 1 |
#319 | Crimbo candied pecan | 38 |
#159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
#294 | Crimbo fudge | 45 |
#265 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 51 |
#68 | Crimbo pie | 64 |
#483 | Crimbo salad | 2 |
π₯ | Crimbo smile | 1 |
#51 | Crimbo ukulele | 3 |
#351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
#176 | Crimbojito | 1 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#253 | Crimboween memo | 34 |
#2373 | Crimbuck | 11 |
#31 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 1 |
π₯ | Crown of the Goblin King | 83,151 |
#287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
#1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
#18 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 111 |
#15 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
#339 | Feynman gate | 33 |
#63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
#248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
π₯ | Fuzzby | 1 |
#108 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 4 |
#42 | Go-Wassail | 500 |
#541 | Jack-in-the-box | 10 |
π₯ | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
π₯ | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
#363 | LED block | 3 |
#1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
#54 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 100 |
#396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
#164 | Miniborg hiveminder | 3 |
#138 | Miniborg laser | 4 |
#157 | Miniborg stomper | 4 |
#109 | Miniborg strangler | 5 |
#710 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 23 |
#127 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 11 |
#143 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 11 |
#129 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 11 |
#82 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 11 |
#80 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 11 |
#83 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 11 |
#450 | Red Rover BB gun | 6 |
#229 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 21 |
#44 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 5 |
#705 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 4 |
#738 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 3 |
#728 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 3 |
#557 | The Joy of Wassailing | 5 |
#24 | Tiki lighter | 11 |
π₯ | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
#48 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 2 |
#50 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 2 |
#60 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 2 |
#851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
π₯ | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
#156 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 89 |
#200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
#1624 | Valentine | 5 |
#527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
#312 | Workytime Tea | 7 |
π₯ | all-year sucker | 1 |
#394 | ammonite fossil | 11 |
#94 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 40 |
π₯ | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
π₯ | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
π₯ | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
π₯ | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
π₯ | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
π₯ | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
π₯ | annoying pitchfork | 11,111 |
#8 | antique nutcracker beard | 9 |
#16 | antique nutcracker boots | 3 |
#46 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
#36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
#15 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 2 |
#35 | antique nutcracker figurine | 11 |
#47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
#5 | antique nutcracker pants | 8 |
#42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
#14 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 4 |
#538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
#53 | aspirin | 11 |
#415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
#658 | astronaut pants | 11 |
#318 | atomic vector plotter | 11 |
π₯ | badge of authority | 4,594 |
#69 | banana supersucker | 11 |
#966 | bananagate | 1 |
#93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
#140 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 10 |
#393 | battered Crimbo Crate | 29 |
#47 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 12 |
#176 | belemnite fossil | 30 |
#187 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
#1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
#67 | black Crimbo ball | 111 |
#3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
#15 | blood flower | 1,111 |
π₯ | blue ribbon | 1 |
π₯ | blue traffic cone | 1 |
#174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
#5 | booze drive button | 1 |
#622 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
#237 | bottle of Blank-Out | 57 |
#90 | bottle of bubbles | 124 |
#110 | bow | 4 |
#72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
#37 | bread man | 7 |
#35 | bread pie | 111 |
#574 | broken cellular phone | 2 |
π₯ | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#40 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 13 |
#26 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 64 |
#52 | can of fake snow | 5 |
#784 | candy cane | 46 |
#6 | candy drive button | 1 |
#272 | candy kneecapping stick | 7 |
#1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
#221 | candy stake | 22 |
#648 | capacitor relay | 15 |
#895 | carbon nanotube frame | 10 |
#5 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1,200 |
#68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
#164 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 8 |
#35 | clear Russian | 111 |
#77 | colored-light "necklace" | 4 |
#805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
#594 | cyborg doll | 2 |
#841 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
#21 | deck of tropical cards | 15 |
#159 | delicious noodles | 20 |
#117 | deluxe fax machine | 3 |
#1638 | doll house | 1 |
#395 | double daisy | 1 |
#655 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
#868 | dusty Crimbo crate | 9 |
#460 | eggnog | 38 |
#13 | eggwater | 15 |
#547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
#62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
#1981 | elven cellocello | 3 |
#691 | elven suicide capsule | 25 |
#207 | empty blowgun | 11 |
#959 | evil googly eye | 3 |
#932 | evil teddy bear | 11 |
#164 | fake plastic grass | 11 |
#171 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 24 |
#72 | fancy chocolate | 26 |
#217 | fancy chocolate car | 14 |
#35 | felt | 167 |
#38 | festive holiday hat | 58 |
π₯ | flimsy clipboard | 111,111 |
#25 | flour cookie | 12 |
#8 | food drive button | 1 |
#185 | frozen Mob Penguin | 10 |
#19 | fruitcake | 3,300 |
#378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
#664 | fudge lily | 3 |
#258 | fudge spork | 1 |
#1243 | fudgecule | 11 |
#19 | gingerbeard | 1 |
#1030 | gingerbread bugbear | 20 |
#217 | gingerbread horror | 21 |
#309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
#410 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 9 |
#168 | googly eye | 79 |
#116 | gooified animal matter | 22 |
#148 | gooified mineral matter | 11 |
#112 | gooified vegetable matter | 22 |
#10 | grass blade | 11 |
#11 | grass hat | 11 |
#11 | grass skirt | 11 |
#835 | green beer | 11 |
π₯ | green traffic cone | 1 |
#1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
#38 | haunted eggnog | 1 |
π₯ | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
#15 | helmet turtle | 27,008 |
#1423 | herringcello | 12 |
#301 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 10 |
#866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
π₯ | holiday log | 5,900 |
#51 | huge Crimbo cookie | 6 |
#657 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 3 |
#958 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
#484 | ion grid | 24 |
#835 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
#343 | iron pasta spoon | 19 |
#317 | irradiated candy cane | 12 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#292 | jawbruiser | 8 |
#41 | jerky coins | 601 |
#41 | jingle bell | 1 |
#883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
#1025 | kite | 6 |
#573 | kneecapping stick | 20 |
#897 | kumquartz | 1 |
#84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
#249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
π₯ | laser cannon | 1 |
#461 | laser-broiled pear | 19 |
#97 | leftover Crimbo rations | 2 |
#267 | length of string | 44 |
#322 | licorice garrote | 6 |
#232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
#836 | live wire | 1 |
#373 | loaded serum blowgun | 11 |
#479 | logic synthesizer | 21 |
#41 | lollipop cufflinks | 2 |
#610 | lollipop stick | 27 |
#4 | lovecat tail | 1,111 |
#218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
#132 | lump of coal | 5 |
#1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
#738 | mafia aria | 23 |
#331 | magilaser blastercannon | 4 |
#17 | mariachi pants | 3,391 |
#1086 | marionette | 1 |
#487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
#105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
#109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
#81 | moist Crimbo spices | 100 |
#1661 | monomolecular yo-yo | 3 |
#18 | monster bait | 11 |
#770 | nanite-infested candy cane | 15 |
#234 | nanite-infested eggnog | 19 |
#233 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 18 |
#375 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 12 |
#219 | night-vision goggles | 7 |
π₯ | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
#104 | oriole-feather headdress | 11 |
#89 | pack of pogs | 200 |
#400 | pair of bolt cutters | 7 |
#140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
#701 | paperclip | 28 |
#1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
#61 | pasta spoon | 928 |
#206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
#892 | pearidot | 1 |
#752 | penguin focaccia bread | 23 |
#458 | pet rock | 17 |
#169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
#79 | plain candy cane | 5 |
#368 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
#528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
#9 | plastic passion fruit | 1,111 |
#6 | portable corkscrew | 1,111 |
#1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
#1404 | possessed top | 3 |
#599 | powdered candy sushi set | 3 |
#821 | quantum polarity inducer | 2 |
#48 | questionable taco | 11 |
#1303 | rag doll | 1 |
#23 | ravioli hat | 5,251 |
#1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
#9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
#653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
#1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
#70 | robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. | 5 |
#37 | robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. | 22 |
#40 | robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. | 22 |
#58 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. | 8 |
#43 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 22 |
#62 | robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. | 9 |
#42 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 22 |
#36 | robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. | 25 |
#88 | robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. | 2 |
#1156 | robotronic egg | 21 |
#10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
#27 | saucepan | 4,535 |
#510 | scroll of pasta summoning | 22 |
#26 | seal tooth | 4,659 |
#39 | seal-clubbing club | 4,324 |
#1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
#422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
#172 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 8 |
#514 | sleeping snowy owl | 5 |
π₯ | snow belly | 1 |
#10 | snow hat | 1 |
π₯ | snow pants | 1 |
#1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
#14 | soggy elf shoes | 3 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
π₯ | speed limit shield | 1 |
#183 | spooky eggnog | 22 |
#336 | spooky felt | 29 |
#382 | spooky length of string | 29 |
#563 | spooky stuffing | 10 |
#409 | spooky toy wheel | 12 |
#1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
#148 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 8 |
#224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
#917 | strawberyl | 1 |
#77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
#600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
#422 | string of blue beads | 27 |
#437 | string of green beads | 27 |
#419 | string of red beads | 27 |
#3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
#531 | stuffing | 17 |
#1103 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 8 |
#511 | sub-molecular interocitor | 5 |
#96 | sucker bucket | 2 |
#257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
#219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
#392 | sucker scaffold | 22 |
#278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
#396 | support cummerbund | 17 |
#244 | sweet mochi ball | 10 |
#682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
#1007 | synthetic stuffing | 2 |
#620 | teddy bear | 10 |
#1375 | teddy borg | 3 |
#51 | ten-leaf clover | 1,111 |
#296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
#640 | throwing wrench | 7 |
#44 | time helmet | 1 |
π₯ | time sleigh | 1 |
#143 | time sword | 1 |
#227 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 3 |
#88 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 4 |
#50 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 5 |
#42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
#149 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 3 |
#4 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 11 |
#1652 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 11 |
#59 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyβ’ | 5 |
#329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
#25 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 2 |
#24 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 2 |
#889 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 11 |
#492 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 19 |
#300 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 10 |
#33 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 3 |
#60 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 2 |
#290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
#48 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 2 |
#59 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 2 |
#1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
#26 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 2 |
#212 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 3 |
#56 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 5 |
#54 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 2 |
#49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
#96 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 2 |
#44 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 2 |
#41 | tiny plastic Krampus | 2 |
#57 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 5 |
#23 | tiny plastic Mirth | 2 |
#152 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 3 |
#24 | tiny plastic Penny | 2 |
#50 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 2 |
#50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
#49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
#49 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 2 |
#65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
#98 | tiny plastic Toybot | 2 |
#229 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 12 |
#58 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 5 |
#31 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 3 |
#86 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 4 |
#373 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 11 |
#38 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 3 |
#183 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 7 |
#1658 | tiny plastic angry goat | 11 |
#45 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 2 |
#62 | tiny plastic animelf | 5 |
#1639 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 11 |
#19 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 5 |
#1662 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 11 |
#1640 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 11 |
π₯ | tiny plastic chem lab | 11 |
#1631 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 11 |
#1655 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 11 |
#52 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 5 |
#392 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 11 |
#31 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 2 |
#34 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 3 |
#151 | tiny plastic fax machine | 3 |
π₯ | tiny plastic food lab | 11 |
#1659 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 11 |
#1666 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 11 |
#1654 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 11 |
#247 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 6 |
#1655 | tiny plastic grue | 11 |
#366 | tiny plastic hermit | 11 |
#145 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 3 |
#1645 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 11 |
#1615 | tiny plastic killer bee | 11 |
#1637 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 11 |
#1631 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 11 |
#1628 | tiny plastic mosquito | 11 |
#1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
#4 | tiny plastic nog lab | 11 |
#357 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 11 |
π₯ | tiny plastic primary lab | 11 |
#1639 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 11 |
#374 | tiny plastic sauceror | 11 |
#31 | tiny plastic sea elf | 2 |
#378 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 11 |
#37 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 3 |
#134 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 8 |
#1646 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 11 |
#1654 | tiny plastic stab bat | 11 |
#1652 | tiny plastic star starfish | 11 |
#334 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 2 |
#764 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 12 |
#61 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 5 |
#57 | tiny plastic trollipop | 5 |
#387 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 11 |
#30 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 2 |
#131 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 10 |
#528 | toothsome rock | 19 |
#1062 | top | 4 |
#60 | tortoise's blessing | 111 |
#908 | tourmalime | 1 |
#106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
#1201 | toy crazy train | 5 |
#1105 | toy hoverpad | 6 |
#839 | toy jet pack | 8 |
#921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
#2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
#2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
#428 | toy soldier | 4 |
#1040 | toy space helmet | 6 |
#318 | toy train | 7 |
#307 | toy wheel | 31 |
#37 | tree skirt | 6 |
#1238 | tree-eating kite | 16 |
#73 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 10 |
#202 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 6 |
#183 | trilobite fossil | 28 |
#39 | tropical paperweight | 8 |
#389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
#34 | turtle totem | 3,460 |
#1834 | unstable laser battery | 29 |
#1408 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
#2323 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
#348 | wad of cotton | 9 |
#43 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
#62 | white Crimbo ball | 111 |
#133 | wind-up meatcar | 86 |
#428 | wooden block | 7 |
#129 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
#2046 | yo-yo | 2 |
#7 | yule hatchet | 111 |
#401 | zombie pineal gland | 11 |