Museum :: Aldus

Aldus

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#1015	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#263	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#762	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#774	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#1742	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#446	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#1733	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1154	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#968	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#1238	Cold Hots candy	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#1852	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#755	Crimbo pie	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#445	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#428	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#1789	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#99	El Vibrato drone	1
#493	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#161	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#258	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#232	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#285	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#2385	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#500	Elfin shortbread	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#120	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#1689	Feynman gate	1
#89	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#1014	Goodfella contract	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#86	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	1
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#756	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#132	Hatorade	1
#249	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#211	Inndya trading card	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#1017	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#165	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#164	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#194	Knob stroganoff	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#492	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#669	LED block	1
#144	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	1
#82	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#883	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#1201	M-242	1
#216	MSG	1
#1759	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#263	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#401	Manetwich	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#61	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#702	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#23	Mr. Eh?	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#34	Ms. Accessory	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#158	ND	1
#374	NG	1
#247	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#288	Neuromancer	1
#529	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#524	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#234	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#167	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#423	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#2659	Rock Pops	1
#88	S.T.L.T.	1
#1611	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#129	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#212	Serenity trading card	1
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#138	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#645	Steal This Candy	1
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#737	Supernova Champagne	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#218	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#34	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	1
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#710	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#2407	Valentine	1
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#237	WA	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#479	White Citadel burger	1
#432	White Citadel fries	1
#1955	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#1613	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#2956	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#707	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#336	abandoned candy	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#822	adder bladder	1
#706	all-purpose cleaner	1
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#624	alphabet gum	1
#656	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#680	anniversary balloon	1
#630	ant agonist	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#1062	anticheese	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#135	arse-a'fire elixir	1
#174	asbestos crossbow string	1
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#1105	asbestos ore	1
#172	asbestos stick	1
#177	asbestos sword hilt	1
#1081	asparagus knife	1
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#769	aspirin	1
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#415	astronaut ice-cream	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#358	bätzle	1
#183	babycakes	1
#2451	baconstone	1
#952	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#1883	bag of airline peanuts	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#2044	ball	1
#1147	banana	1
#339	banana cream pie	1
#222	banana daiquiri	1
#655	banana peel	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#1024	banana-frosted king cake	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#1234	bar skin	1
#961	barbed-wire fence	1
#307	bargain flash powder	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#49	bartender skull	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#900	baseball	1
#941	bat guano	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#1914	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#784	batblade	1
#1172	batgut	1
#1663	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#398	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#682	beach glass bead	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#233	beefy fish meat	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#172	beer cartilage	1
#725	beer lens	1
#788	beertini	1
#416	begpwnia	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#1067	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#243	bellhop bell	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#476	big rock	1
#210	big stick	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#802	bilge wine	1
#1496	bit of clingfilm	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#589	black & tan	1
#873	black candy heart	1
#203	black cherry soda	1
#189	black facepaint	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#610	black pension check	1
#577	black pepper	1
#462	black picnic basket	1
#1046	black pixel	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#634	black pudding	1
#194	black sheepskin diploma	1
#852	black snake skin	1
#813	black snowcone	1
#465	black spot	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#918	black-and-blue light	1
#893	blackberry	1
#3305	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1655	blood flower	1
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#1034	bloody beer	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#759	blue glowstick	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1231	blue pixel	1
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#942	blue plasma ball	1
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#877	blue snowcone	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#624	blueberry-frosted king cake	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#752	booty chest charrrm	1
#280	boring spaghetti	1
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#413	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#386	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#400	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#698	bottle of alcohol	1
#671	bottle of antifreeze	1
#307	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1329	bottle of gin	1
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#408	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#679	bottle of popskull	1
#266	bottle of realpagne	1
#1584	bottle of rum	1
#344	bottle of sake	1
#662	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#331	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#318	bottled inspiration	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#436	bow	1
#93	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#1138	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#1053	box	1
#7459	box of sunshine	1
#363	boxed champagne	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#247	brains casserole	1
#248	brainy skull	1
#2709	brick	1
#436	brick of sand	1
#746	briefcase	1
#1380	brine	1
#128	briny vinegar	1
#232	broken carburetor	1
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#1268	broken skull	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#678	brown sugar cane	1
#616	bubblewrap ore	1
#957	bubbly potion	1
#249	buckler buckle	1
#1630	buckyball	1
#939	bunch of bananas	1
#467	bungle in the jungle	1
#538	cactus fruit	1
#117	caipifruta	1
#535	calle de miel	1
#250	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#1816	can of Binarrrca	1
#351	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#471	can of Swiller	2
#209	can of black paint	1
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#956	can of spinach	1
#226	can-can-in-a-can	1
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#1141	candied kobold	1
#2874	candied yams	1
#858	candy brain	1
#4788	candy cane	1
#3832	candy stake	1
#745	cannonball charrrm	1
#587	canopic jar	1
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#529	carbonated soy milk	1
#634	carbonated water lily	1
#609	cardboard ore	1
#667	carob chunk cookies	1
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#873	casino pass	1
#1030	cast	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#819	catgut	1
#169	catsup	1
#690	centipede eggs	1
#1706	chaos butterfly	1
#1187	cheap plastic bottle opener	4
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#254	cheap wind-up clock	1
#83	chef skull	1
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#110	chef-skull-in-the-box	1
#665	cherry	1
#274	cherry pie	1
#775	chewing gum on a string	1
#117	chisel	1
#72	chitinous pod	1
#578	chloroform rag	1
#714	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#940	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#815	chocolate-frosted king cake	1
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#164	chrome crossbow string	1
#64	chrome meat stack	1
#985	chrome ore	1
#169	chrome stick	1
#171	chrome sword hilt	1
#2110	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#447	chunk of rock salt	1
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#51	clingfilm tangle	1
#28	clockwork bartender head	1
#20	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	1
#117	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
#29	clockwork chef head	1
#27	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	1
#120	clockwork chef-in-the-box	1
#72	clockwork claws	1
#58	clockwork clockwise dome	1
#90	clockwork counterclockwise dome	1
#72	clockwork doohickey	1
#33	clockwork endoskeleton	1
#57	clockwork handle	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#134	clockwork maid	1
#27	clockwork maid head	1
#52	clockwork pirate skull	1
#54	clockwork rings	1
#40	clockwork rod	1
#53	clockwork shank	1
#93	clockwork sheet	1
#159	clockwork sphere	1
#65	clockwork spine	1
#97	clockwork thingamajig	1
#86	clockwork widget	1
#969	cloudy potion	1
#816	clown skin	1
#3277	club necklace	1
#612	cocktail napkin	1
#290	cocktail onion	1
#1226	cocoa egg	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1139	cog	1
#248	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#360	cold nuggets	1
#297	cold powder	1
#374	cold wad	1
#154	cologne of contempt	1
#26	comfy blanket	1
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#651	communications windchimes	1
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#91	container of Spooky Putty	1
#748	cool mushroom	1
#170	cool mushroom casserole	1
#201	cool mushroom wine	1
#741	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#226	cordial of concentration	1
#1824	corpse on the beach	1
#218	corpsebite	1
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#1812	corpsetini	1
#120	cosmic lemonade	1
#246	cottage	1
#1243	cranberries	1
#953	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#165	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#434	cream pie	1
#570	cream stout	1
#541	creamsicle	1
#185	crossbow string	1
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#459	cup of primitive beer	1
#487	cursed black pearl onion	1
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#513	cursed bottle of rum	1
#418	cursed cannonball	1
#456	cursed dirty joke scroll	1
#460	cursed sea biscuit	1
#432	cursed voodoo skull	1
#664	cymbal syrup	1
#1025	daisy	1
#585	dance card	1
#964	dark potion	1
#891	dead guy's watch	3
#582	decaying goldfish liver	1
#810	decorative fountain	1
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#175	delectable catalyst	1
#469	delicious noodles	1
#1796	delicious salad	1
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#923	demon skin	1
#1266	dense meat stack	1
#591	deodorant	1
#618	depantsing bomb	1
#767	desiccated apricot	1
#220	digital key lime	1
#383	digital key lime pie	1
#1622	dill	1
#209	dingy planks	1
#482	dire fudgesicle	1
#1629	disassembled clover	1
#1849	disco ball	1
#1025	disease	1
#819	disembodied brain	1
#787	disintegrating quill pen	1
#476	disintegrating sheet music	1
#225	disintegrating spiky collar	1
#677	displaced fish	1
#1853	disturbing fanfic	1
#550	divine blowout	1
#562	divine can of silly string	1
#573	divine champagne flute	1
#446	divine champagne popper	1
#479	divine cracker	1
#548	divine noisemaker	1
#1640	doll house	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#356	dope wheels	1
#395	double daisy	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#782	dried face	1
#764	drum machine	1
#266	dry martini	1
#1142	dry noodles	1
#214	dry vodka martini	1
#517	ducha de oro	1
#2320	duct tape	1
#255	duct tape wallet	1
#469	dull fish scale	1
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#272	dusty animal cranium	1
#245	dusty animal jawbone	1
#307	dusty animal pelvis	1
#87	dusty animal skull	1
#1043	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1064	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1032	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1031	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1017	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#291	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	1
#313	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	1
#305	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	1
#295	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	1
#316	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	1
#301	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	1
#292	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
#291	dusty first caudal vertebra	1
#303	dusty first cervical vertebra	1
#284	dusty first lumbar vertebra	1
#323	dusty first thoracic vertebra	1
#278	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
#303	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	1
#307	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	1
#299	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	1
#320	dusty left clavicle	1
#283	dusty left eighth rib	1
#303	dusty left eleventh rib	1
#307	dusty left femur	1
#286	dusty left fibula	1
#307	dusty left fifth rib	1
#291	dusty left first front claw	1
#323	dusty left first rear claw	1
#303	dusty left first rib	1
#297	dusty left fourth front claw	1
#312	dusty left fourth rear claw	1
#294	dusty left fourth rib	1
#305	dusty left humerus	1
#294	dusty left kneecap	1
#310	dusty left ninth rib	1
#297	dusty left radius	1
#294	dusty left scapula	1
#302	dusty left second front claw	1
#300	dusty left second rear claw	1
#296	dusty left second rib	1
#309	dusty left seventh rib	1
#278	dusty left sixth rib	1
#322	dusty left tenth rib	1
#286	dusty left third front claw	1
#303	dusty left third rear claw	1
#306	dusty left third rib	1
#305	dusty left thumb	1
#312	dusty left tibia	1
#308	dusty left twelfth rib	1
#296	dusty left ulna	1
#286	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	1
#284	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1
#299	dusty right clavicle	1
#310	dusty right eighth rib	1
#289	dusty right eleventh rib	1
#301	dusty right femur	1
#309	dusty right fibula	1
#304	dusty right fifth rib	1
#310	dusty right first front claw	1
#296	dusty right first rear claw	1
#288	dusty right first rib	1
#281	dusty right fourth front claw	1
#294	dusty right fourth rear claw	1
#288	dusty right fourth rib	1
#320	dusty right humerus	1
#306	dusty right kneecap	1
#308	dusty right ninth rib	1
#288	dusty right radius	1
#289	dusty right scapula	1
#292	dusty right second front claw	1
#314	dusty right second rear claw	1
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#603	tarrrnish charrrm	1
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#130	tattered paper crown	4
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#509	three-tiered wedding cake	1
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#3936	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3116	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
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#3179	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#3080	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
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#3913	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3885	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
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#3915	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3898	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
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#3908	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
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#3929	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2948	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#3858	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#4544	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4025	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8216	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#3943	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#3978	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3981	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#301	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	48
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#3966	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#4482	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
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#3958	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3911	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#8101	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#464	tiny plastic coffee pixie	34
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#3914	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3939	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#610	tiny plastic disco bandit	8
#3879	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
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#3847	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3912	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#3924	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3927	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
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#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#3863	tiny plastic goth giant	1
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#4599	tiny plastic hermit	1
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#8073	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3893	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8203	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8105	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#3842	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#8118	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1037	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3998	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#681	tiny plastic pastamancer	7
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#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
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#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#3954	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#3839	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
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#3939	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8163	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8142	tiny plastic star starfish	1
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#4041	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#126	tiny plastic sword	1
#3864	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#3863	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#4484	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3844	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#3875	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3854	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
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#891	tires	1
#265	tisket	1
#3156	toast	1
#546	tofu casserole	1
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#133	tofu taco	1
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#2813	tofurkey leg	1
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#441	tomato juice of powerful power	1
#321	tomb ratchet	1
#1868	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#240	tonic water	1
#1404	tooth	1
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#2070	top	1
#768	tortoise's blessing	1
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#1041	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
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#498	true grit	1
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#392	tulip	1
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#539	twinkly nuggets	1
#516	twinkly powder	1
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#1649	twitching claw	1
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#693	unidentified jerky	1
#148	unlocked meat locker	1
#609	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	1
#107	unrolling pin	1
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#1907	useless powder	1
#2410	valuable trinket	1
#7	vampire heart	1
#676	vanilla-frosted king cake	1
#1823	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
#80	vial of Gnomochloric acid	1
#321	vial of patchouli oil	1
#1642	vinegar	1
#648	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1
#2757	vitachoconutriment capsule	1
#639	vodka and cranberry	1
#127	vodka and tonic	1
#101	vodka gibson	1
#467	vodka martini	1
#258	vodka stratocaster	1
#143	volleyball	1
#1099	wad of dough	1
#696	wad of tofu	1
#586	wang	1
#13	warm El Vibrato drone	1
#631	warm mushroom	1
#940	water pipe bomb	1
#220	whip kit	1
#649	whiskey and cola	1
#411	whiskey and soda	1
#104	whiskey bittersweet	1
#630	whiskey sour	1
#792	white Canadian	1
#223	white Xanadian	1
#903	white balloon	1
#1159	white candy heart	1
#872	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#739	white chocolate chip cookies	1
#959	white chocolate chips	1
#1106	white lightning	1
#802	white picket fence	1
#1026	white pixel	1
#1059	white snake skin	1
#1933	whoopie cushion	1
#816	windchimes	1
#415	wine spritzer	1
#615	witch hat	1
#1221	wooden block	1
#191	wooden figurine	1
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#1041	worthless knick-knack	1
#785	worthless trinket	1
#1045	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#1046	wussiness potion	1
#355	yak skin	1
#337	yellow brick road	1
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#740	yellow glowstick	1
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
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#1329	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2115	yellow snowcone	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#38	yellow traffic cone	1
#1736	yeti fur	1
#2204	yo	1
#2366	yo-yo	1
#148	zmobie	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 1,993 items total!

what items are this player missing?