Glukthar

RankItemQuantity
#46"DRINK ME" potion1,271
#3137x37x37 puzzle cube300
#49Amulet of Yendor360
#2232Ancient Saucehelm1
#834Angelhair Culottes1
🥇Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy1
#437Atomic Comic1
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#1043BGE merchandise order form1
#566BGE pocket calendar1
#899BGE shotglass6
#676BGE temporary tattoo1
#957BGE tiny plastic toy1
#843Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#2035Baron von Ratsworth's monocle5
#909Bling of the New Wave1
#1922Bonerdagon necklace2
#1674Boss Bat bling1
#627Boss Bat britches24
#1119CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1054CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1010CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#250CRIMBCO lanyard2
#1761CRIMBCO mug2
#2300CRIMBCO scrip4
#1938CRIMBCO wine1
#2427CRIMBCOIDS mints1
#2423CRIMBCOLOAF1
#10CSA all-purpose soap900
#13CSA bravery badge1,100
#16CSA cheerfulness ration900
#25CSA fire-starting kit800
#20CSA obedience grenade1,000
#19CSA scoutmaster's "water"1,000
#26Camp Scout pup tent800
#288Cinco Mayo Lager1
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#892Cloaca grenade11
#633Cloaca-Cola44
#419Cloaca-Cola c-rations9
#1487Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#335Codpiece of the Goblin King22
#1482Colander of Em-er'il2
#252Copper Alpha of Sincerity10
#650Crimbo wreath1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#2054Crimbuck34
#151Crown of the Goblin King124
#1539Dickory Farms Gift Basket1
#1168Disco 'Fro Pick3
#246Doc's Miracle Cure5
#1416Dolphin King's crown2
#1107Dr. Hobo's scalpel2
#276Drowsy Sword70
#816Dyspepsi grenade11
#972Dyspepsi-Cola44
#390Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations8
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#480El Sombrero De Lopez5
#949Elder Turtle Shell3
#1501Feynman gate2
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#255General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket3
#1026Glass Balls of the Goblin King2
#725Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob1
#129Hodgman's lobsterskin pants1
#1203Instant Karma1
#505Iron Beta of Industry14
#725Krakrox's Loincloth1
#414La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez3
#398Lederhosen of the Night3
#380Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet69
#121Microplushie: Bropane109
#278Microplushie: Dorkonide13
#189Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid31
#752Microplushie: Fauxnerditide1
#158Microplushie: Gothochondria66
#119Microplushie: Hippylase127
#579Microplushie: Hipsterine1
#168Microplushie: Hobomosome42
#137Microplushie: Otakulone119
#134Microplushie: Raverdrine66
#142Microplushie: Sororitrate84
#726Newman's Own Trousers1
#323Nickel Gamma of Frugality21
#302Ol' Scratch's salad fork4
#873Orange Star of Sacrifice2
#524Order of the Silver Wossname1
#146Pasta Spoon of Peril2
#818Pink Heart of Spirit1
#881Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#568Pokëmann figurine: Duck2
#592Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#445Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump3
#447Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking3
#797Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#880Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#358Pokëmann figurine: Moog2
#570Pokëmann figurine: Nothing2
#891Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#262Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth3
#899Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#468Pokëmann figurine: Twitter4
#689Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite2
#548Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth3
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#2542Scalp of Gorgolok1
#74Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro265
#67Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita300
#72Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco269
#218The Big Book of Pirate Insults17
#967The Joy of Wassailing1
#58Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag122
#497Thwaitgold bee statuette5
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#1947Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#1818Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#626Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#2348Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette1
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#33Trivial Avocations Card: What?672
#32Trivial Avocations Card: When?654
#33Trivial Avocations Card: Where?704
#31Trivial Avocations Card: Who?685
#249Typical Tavern swill23
#183Uncle Crimbo's Rations7
🥇Uncle Crimbo's Sack1
#918Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#916Volartta's bellbottoms1
#62Wint-O-Fresh mint1,000
#43Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher900
#152Yellow Moon of Compassion17
#233Yummy Tummy bean929
#68Ze™ goggles100
#1575adorable seal larva1
#2225ancient unspeakable fruitcake3
#680anniversary balloon1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#346antique 8-Bit Power magazine4
#401antique bottle opener2
#535antique painting of a landscape1
#573antique pair of blue jeans1
#457antique record album5
#383antique souvenir drawing2
#387asbestos staff1
#769aspirin1
#2064astronaut pants1
#848atomic vector plotter2
#657baconstone12
#352baconstone bracelet1
#185baconstone earring1
#93baconstone pendant4
#247badass belt147
#28bag of GORF800
#33bag of GORP900
#14bag of QWOP900
#1914bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1426bath ball gift set1
#437battered Crimbo Crate25
#1067bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#770bi-lateral logic compressor2
#92black kettle drum18
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#422blood flower18
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
🥈blue traffic cone1
#174bobble-hip hula elf doll1
#528bottle of Blank-Out11
#574bottle of goofballs45
#408bottle of peppermint schnapps1
#141bottlecap turtle1
#1679box of sunshine98
#321breaded beer2
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#545can of fake snow1
#396can of franks 'n' beans1
#869can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce10
#860candied yams10
#4138candy cane2
#1591capacitor relay2
#1613carbon nanotube frame2
#957cheap plastic bottle opener6
#1660cheap toaster1
#19chocolate cigar50
#189chrome crossbow4
#1274chunk of depleted Grimacite5
#622club necklace11
#87coconut shell1,120
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#805computronic processing unit2
#316cranberry schnapps2
#1826cyborg stompin' boot1
#384deluxe fax machine1
🥇detour shield1
#563diamond necklace12
#1263doll house2
#1312dollhive2
#97drywall axe121
#1477duck-on-a-string1
#413dusty Crimbo crate27
#450easter egg balloon50
#341evil googly eye12
#2195evil teddy bear2
#90expired bottle of peppermint schnapps1
#84expired can of franks 'n' beans1
#454facsimile dictionary23
#45fake hand430
#3837fancy but probably evil chocolate1
#969fancy chocolate3
#2422fancy dress ball1
#405felt21
#336ferret bait20
#164floaty inverse geode1
#1675fruitcake7
#444gearbox necklace2
#121giant discarded bottlecap40
#147giant discarded plastic fork56
#83giant discarded torn-up glove44
#149giant pinky ring100
#2004gingerbread bugbear6
#1070gingerbread horror6
#608gingerbread house1
#692golden ring40
#619googly eye21
#32gooified animal matter358
#37gooified mineral matter372
#32gooified vegetable matter323
#706green beer15
🥈green traffic cone1
#160grue egg125
#41haggis-infused soap300
#341hamethyst24
#215hamethyst bracelet1
#139hamethyst necklace4
#505handful of confetti80
#830heart necklace9
#1210heart of the volcano3
#441herbal stuffing18
#894high-resistance ultrapolymer plating2
#780hyperbolic plasma focuser2
#226iGoogly115
#314immense cyborg hand10
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#417ion grid29
#834ion-pulse modulation stabilizer2
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#59joybuzzer350
#1289killer rag doll1
#342killing feather71
#2061kite1
#1104kneecapping stick6
#737laser-broiled pear12
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#492left half of a heart necklace1
#178leftover Crimbo rations1
#1209length of string6
#456linoleum crossbow1
#142linoleum staff5
#163linoleum sword6
#97little paper umbrella1,220
#960loaded serum blowgun4
#1537logic synthesizer2
#55lucky lighter1
#671lucky rabbit's foot10
#1348mad scientist's sock monkey1
#55magical ice cube with a fly in it340
#71magical ice cubes1,271
#1087marionette1
#325marshmallow flambé2
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2253mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#80meat paste82,811
#352mime soul fragment8
#67molotov cocktail cocktail132
#1341motivational poster1
#1676nanite-infested candy cane5
#3220nanite-infested eggnog1
#1963nanite-infested fruitcake3
#1477nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear4
#225obsidian dagger60
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#54orange candy heart1,224
#57orange snowcone446
🥇orange traffic cone2
🥇original G906,000
#1559pack of KWE trading card1
#1315pail3
#935pants of the Slug Lord3
#848paperclip11
#682personalized birthday cake2
#2716pet rock1
#53pet rock "Groucho" disguise359
#56pet rock "Snooty" disguise338
#494petrified time1
#332phish stick3
#750picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#635plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#834poison pen2
#202polyalloy shield11
#159pool cue50
#430pork elf goodies sack16
#186porquoise36
#1024portable photocopier1
#272potted fern2
#142prismatic wad42
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#21pumpkin247
#30purple snowcone776
#820quantum polarity inducer2
#1303rag doll1
#2247razor-tipped yo-yo1
#288really dense meat stack22
#760recursive spline reticulator2
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#12red-hot medallion1
#15resolution: be feistier2,692
#14resolution: be sexier2,685
#14resolution: be smarter2,543
#13resolution: be stronger2,724
#843reverse-oscillating klystron2
#138rib of the Bonerdagon11
#666ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon1
#553right half of a heart necklace1
#749robotronic egg39
#401rogue swarmer82
#2727rubber WWBD? bracelet2
#2800rubber WWJD? bracelet2
#1310rubber WWSPD? bracelet6
#1078rubber WWtNSD? bracelet7
#64rubber emo roe355
#264rusty chain necklace11
🥇rxr shield1
#379sawblade fragment78
#361sawblade shield8
#48scrumptious reagent3,605
#829servomechanical torsion facilitator2
#147shiny ring149
#1098sleeping snowy owl1
🥉slippery when wet shield1
#1273slow jam collection1
#1348sock monkey1
#364solid gold bowling ball51
#59sonar-in-a-biscuit456
#41soul coin1
#183soul doorbell1
#13soul knife2
#35soul mask1
🥈soul monocle1
#317soy cordial2
#401spade necklace16
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#187spark plug earring5
#478spectre scepter69
🥈speed limit shield1
#1655spooky felt2
#1702spooky length of string2
#1333spooky stuffing2
#1321spooky toy wheel2
#514spooky wooden block13
#1712stainless steel suspenders1
#38stick-on eyebrow piercing1,174
🥇stop shield1
#1341stray chihuahua1
#600string of Crimbo lights1
#1216string of blue beads9
#1501string of green beads6
#1466string of red beads6
#247stuffed Baron von Ratsworth148
#492stuffed Cheshire bitten84
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#412stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech93
#257stuffed Meat152
#3167stuffed alien blob1
#493stuffed angry cow86
#518stuffed astral badger85
#462stuffed baby gravy fairy94
#372stuffed cocoabo100
#1171stuffed crazy bastard sword4
#2479stuffed doppelshifter2
#394stuffed flaming gravy fairy102
#556stuffed frozen gravy fairy82
#432stuffed hand turkey94
#193stuffed key246
#1294stuffed martini4
#438stuffed mind flayer95
#339stuffed mink127
#309stuffed monocle135
#539stuffed scary death orb83
#574stuffed sleazy gravy fairy79
#472stuffed snowy owl87
#563stuffed spooky gravy fairy80
#594stuffed stinky gravy fairy75
#274stuffed teddy butler146
#306stuffed tin of caviar137
#200stuffed treasure chest239
#443stuffed undead elbow macaroni93
#588sturdy Crimbo crate23
#776sub-molecular interocitor2
#37sugar sheet2,048
#1316teddy bear3
#1964teddy borg1
#641throwing wrench7
🥇time sleigh1
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#2850tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf2
#1418tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear1
#3936tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#962tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth5
#1155tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type1
#1161tiny plastic Beebee King1
#1545tiny plastic Beelzebozo3
#2815tiny plastic Black Knight2
#3179tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3080tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#796tiny plastic Bugbear Captain1
#1328tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter1
#6232tiny plastic Cheshire bat2
#1157tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel1
#620tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#3080tiny plastic Crimbo elf2
#2307tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer3
#1747tiny plastic Crimbo wreath2
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#1328tiny plastic Father McGruber1
#3125tiny plastic Felonia1
#1467tiny plastic G Imp5
#2172tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser3
#2792tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester2
#1358tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist1
#2767tiny plastic Hellion2
#1092tiny plastic Iiti Kitty7
#2059tiny plastic Knob Goblin King2
#2197tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter3
#1071tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl7
#2774tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist2
#2795tiny plastic Knott Yeti2
#778tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#1318tiny plastic Norville Rogers1
#1756tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy4
#2184tiny plastic Protagonist3
#1140tiny plastic Queen Bee1
#1343tiny plastic Scott the Miner1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2122tiny plastic Spam Witch3
#2747tiny plastic Spunky Princess2
#2058tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski2
#915tiny plastic The Man5
#1744tiny plastic Trouser Snake4
#1810tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo2
#1121tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer1
#2760tiny plastic XXX pr0n2
#2627tiny plastic accordion thief2
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#2859tiny plastic angry bugbear2
#4844tiny plastic angry goat3
#1376tiny plastic angry space marine1
#1454tiny plastic anime smiley5
#2161tiny plastic apathetic lizardman3
#2805tiny plastic astronomer2
#4865tiny plastic baby gravy fairy3
#8131tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#1359tiny plastic batbugbear1
#2793tiny plastic beanbat2
#1363tiny plastic bee swarm1
#1368tiny plastic beebee gunners1
#1349tiny plastic beebee queue1
#4482tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#1354tiny plastic black ops bugbear1
#1329tiny plastic blazing bat1
#6190tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball2
#3926tiny plastic blooper1
#1768tiny plastic brainsweeper4
#3911tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#1344tiny plastic bugaboo1
#1345tiny plastic buzzerker1
#1357tiny plastic cavebugbear1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8101tiny plastic cocoabo1
#6244tiny plastic coffee pixie2
#2097tiny plastic conservationist hippy2
#1767tiny plastic cubist bull4
#1779tiny plastic demoninja4
#4499tiny plastic disco bandit1
#1218tiny plastic drunk goat6
#1017tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#2139tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus3
#2205tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker3
#1130tiny plastic fire servant1
#3924tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#2819tiny plastic fruit golem2
#6184tiny plastic fuzzy dice2
#4862tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick3
#8098tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#2137tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers3
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#2791tiny plastic goth giant2
#4814tiny plastic grue3
#2799tiny plastic handsome mariachi2
#578tiny plastic hermit8
#4858tiny plastic howling balloon monkey3
#1341tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear1
#8073tiny plastic killer bee1
#1742tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box4
#6190tiny plastic levitating potato2
#2731tiny plastic lobsterfrogman2
#1346tiny plastic moneybee1
#6166tiny plastic mosquito2
#1338tiny plastic mumblebee1
#1037tiny plastic mutant elf1
#1766tiny plastic ninja snowman4
#2601tiny plastic pastamancer2
#1137tiny plastic peacannon1
#6138tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime2
#2644tiny plastic sauceror2
#2801tiny plastic scary clown2
#2610tiny plastic seal clubber2
#2173tiny plastic senile lihc3
#822tiny plastic skeletal reindeer2
#2819tiny plastic smarmy pirate2
#1127tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#1722tiny plastic spiny skelelton4
#6205tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton2
#2828tiny plastic spooky vampire2
#8163tiny plastic stab bat1
#4897tiny plastic star starfish3
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#979tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#1919tiny plastic sweet nutcracker4
#2148tiny plastic taco cat3
#1120tiny plastic the Free Man1
#1727tiny plastic topiary golem4
#1832tiny plastic turtle tamer3
#1773tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni4
#1706tiny plastic warwelf4
#1046tiny plastic whitesnake7
#2792tiny plastic zmobie2
#521tofurkey gravy17
#599tofurkey leg14
#929tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#2070top1
#716towel11
#2400toy crazy train1
#2209toy jet pack1
#2127toy mercenary1
#2475toy ray gun1
#1190toy soldier1
#2262toy space helmet1
#1384toy train1
#1106toy wheel6
#478tree skirt1
#3146tree-eating kite1
#1041tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#293unstable laser battery72
#1355untamable turtle1
#1913vampire duck-on-a-string2
#331vertebra of the Bonerdagon30
#873vibrating cyborg knife8
#2457vitachoconutriment capsule4
#759wad of cotton2
#32water purification pills900
#45watered-down Red Minotaur100
#94white Crimbo ball60
#33white candy heart1,800
#143wooden block21
#513wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#163wrench bracelet22
#124wussiness potion176
#583yellow glowstick2
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1329yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#74yellow snowcone332
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
🥇yield shield1
#1780yo-yo4
#1201zombie pineal gland3

Wow, that's 1,045,085 items total!

what items are this player missing?