Museum :: Keator

Keator

Rank	Item	Quantity
#263	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	7
#1438	1-ball	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#225	BGE merchandise order form	19
#61	BURT	462
#446	Bash-Ōs boxtop	2
#113	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	7
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#2385	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#396	Boris's ring	4
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#1793	Boss Bat britches	4
#132	C.H.U.M. knife	7
#82	C.H.U.M. lantern	2
#583	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#509	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1699	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1869	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#248	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	22
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#1074	Crimboween memo	10
#771	Crimbuck	1,060
#411	Crown of the Goblin King	60
#196	DNOTC Box	2
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#92	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	44
#379	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	19
#1366	Feynman gate	3
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#401	Gnollish flyswatter	6
#232	Gnollish pie tin	17
#249	Gnollish plunger	11
#302	Gnollish toolbox	13
#661	Go-Wassail	17
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#252	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	15
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#165	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#305	Jack-in-the-box	20
#21	Jarlsberg's earring	45
#179	Jolly Roger charrrm	26
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#515	Kissin' Cousins	2
#386	Knob Goblin elite helm	12
#401	Knob Goblin elite pants	11
#568	Knob Goblin elite polearm	5
#647	Knob Goblin elite shirt	5
#100	Knob Goblin firecracker	269
#376	Knob Goblin harem pants	10
#311	Knob Goblin harem veil	12
#107	Knob Goblin love potion	167
#420	Knob Goblin pants	20
#651	Knob Goblin scimitar	7
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#114	Knob Goblin steroids	134
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#657	Knob Goblin tongs	8
#619	Knob Goblin visor	4
#343	Knob pasty	1
#301	Let Me Be!	5
#82	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#31	Little Crimson Book	1
#1186	Mad Train wine	14
#75	Mae West with a fly in it	5
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#387	Maxing, Relaxing	3
#264	Meat detector	2
#10	Meat maid	55
#498	Meleegra™ pills	15
#51	Mob Penguin cellular phone	506
#159	Mohawk wig	84
#180	Mountain Stream soda	215
#289	Mr. Joe's bangles	5
#713	Mr. Mediocrebar	72
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#323	Orcish baseball cap	10
#294	Orcish cargo shorts	10
#238	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
#296	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	4
#342	Pine-Fresh air freshener	9
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#481	Rock Pops	111
#493	Sensual Massage for Creeps	3
#538	Silver Bullet beer	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#412	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	3
#138	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	1
#29	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	1
#24	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	1
#22	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	1
#265	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	3
#85	Squat-Thrust Magazine	12
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#325	Summer Nights	4
#120	Tales from the Fireside	7
#209	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	14
#169	Tales of the Word Realms	2
#586	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	75
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#175	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	25
#158	The Joy of Wassailing	18
#59	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1005	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	3
#562	Thwaitgold ant statuette	2
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#253	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	5
#1409	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	2
#1380	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	2
#1222	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	3
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#1329	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	7
#349	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	4
#419	Travels with Jerry	3
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#704	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	7
#362	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	7
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#969	Valentine	14
#154	Warm Subject gift certificate	1,263
#124	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	11
#139	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	7
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#650	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	2
#1029	abominable snowcone	4
#680	anniversary balloon	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#48	annoying pitchfork	50
#242	antique record album	11
#316	arrrgyle socks	8
#500	asbestos ore	11
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#769	aspirin	1
#490	atomic vector plotter	7
#211	awful poetry journal	822
#183	babycakes	1
#1308	baconstone	5
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#217	baconstone pendant	2
#261	baconstone ring	1
#523	badass belt	88
#1883	bag of airline peanuts	1
#430	balaclava	1
#2042	ball	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#319	barrrnacle	50
#1426	bath ball gift set	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#1065	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#438	bi-lateral logic compressor	7
🥇	blank note	1
#198	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#205	blood of the Wereseal	3
#65	bloody beer	1,189
#726	bloody clown pants	3
#377	blue pixel potion	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#177	blundarrrbus	3
#173	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#63	book of matches	36
#953	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#343	bottle of antifreeze	3
#2231	bottle of goofballs	9
#19	bow	14
#2223	box of sunshine	55
#359	broken cellular phone	8
#957	bubbly potion	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#249	buckler buckle	1
#366	bugbear beanie	15
#516	bugbear bungguard	9
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#2396	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	2
#99	canopic jar	160
#143	cat appendix	38
#261	catgut	35
#579	cheap plastic bottle opener	11
#488	chocolate cigar	2
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#398	chrome ore	12
#397	chunk of depleted Grimacite	27
#69	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	2
#79	clockwork chef-in-the-box	2
#102	clockwork hat	1
#479	clockwork key	4
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#969	cloudy potion	1
#397	clown shoes	6
#588	cocoa eggshell fragment	51
#483	computronic processing unit	6
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#333	crowbarrr	6
#357	cup of infinite pencils	3
#130	dance card	21
#179	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
#404	dead guy's watch	14
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#693	decorative fountain	2
#375	denim axe	1
#59	dental pliers	1
#46	depleted Grimacite hammer	1
#534	designer handbag	5
#1349	dill	5
#869	dirty hobo gloves	4
#316	disbelief suspenders	3
#871	disco ball	20
#833	disco mask	18
#160	disturbing fanfic	1,366
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#586	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#395	double daisy	1
#148	drab sonata	44
#125	draggin' ball hat	92
#293	dried face	11
#111	dry noodles	1,650
#698	drywall axe	16
#1477	duck-on-a-string	1
#198	dusty animal pelvis	2
#291	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	1
#205	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	2
#295	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	1
#112	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	4
#194	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	2
#197	dusty first cervical vertebra	2
#284	dusty first lumbar vertebra	1
#190	dusty first thoracic vertebra	2
#134	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	3
#80	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	5
#144	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	3
#192	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	2
#201	dusty left clavicle	2
#283	dusty left eighth rib	1
#195	dusty left eleventh rib	2
#305	dusty left fifth rib	1
#291	dusty left first front claw	1
#323	dusty left first rear claw	1
#194	dusty left first rib	2
#191	dusty left fourth front claw	2
#294	dusty left fourth rib	1
#209	dusty left ninth rib	2
#98	dusty left radius	4
#191	dusty left scapula	2
#193	dusty left second rear claw	2
#296	dusty left second rib	1
#141	dusty left sixth rib	3
#322	dusty left tenth rib	1
#286	dusty left third front claw	1
#303	dusty left third rear claw	1
#306	dusty left third rib	1
#85	dusty left thumb	5
#112	dusty left tibia	4
#86	dusty left twelfth rib	5
#97	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	4
#284	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1
#146	dusty right clavicle	3
#310	dusty right eighth rib	1
#183	dusty right eleventh rib	2
#107	dusty right femur	4
#145	dusty right fifth rib	3
#191	dusty right first front claw	2
#296	dusty right first rear claw	1
#281	dusty right fourth front claw	1
#195	dusty right fourth rear claw	2
#123	dusty right fourth rib	4
#197	dusty right kneecap	2
#288	dusty right radius	1
#107	dusty right scapula	4
#292	dusty right second front claw	1
#104	dusty right second rib	4
#187	dusty right tenth rib	2
#314	dusty right third rear claw	1
#113	dusty right thumb	4
#83	dusty right tibia	5
#98	dusty right twelfth rib	4
#302	dusty right ulna	1
#198	dusty sacral vertebrae	2
#190	dusty second caudal vertebra	2
#132	dusty second cervical vertebra	3
#198	dusty second lumbar vertebra	2
#296	dusty second thoracic vertebra	1
#138	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	3
#205	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	2
#283	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	1
#196	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	2
#183	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	2
#314	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	1
#85	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	5
#287	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	1
#301	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	1
#73	dusty third cervical vertebra	5
#288	dusty third thoracic vertebra	1
#294	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
#237	dwarvish magazine	5
#138	eXtreme meat sword	1
#106	eXtreme mittens	52
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#114	eXtreme scarf	44
#432	easter egg balloon	51
#120	electrical thingamabob	129
#607	empty blowgun	2
#666	empty meat tank	1
#544	enchanted barbell	1
#211	enormous belt buckle	17
#247	evil golden arch	44
#1693	evil teddy bear	4
#589	extra-greasy slider	2
#166	extra-strength strongness elixir	11
#255	eye-pod	2
#388	eyepatch	16
#209	facsimile dictionary	50
#787	fancy chocolate	4
#303	fez of etymology	1
#550	filthy corduroys	7
#598	filthy knitted dread sack	5
#795	fizzy potion	3
#164	flaming crutch	57
#161	flaming glowsticks	3
#401	foolscap fool's cap	6
#171	forest tears	5
#1455	friendly cheez blob	1
#501	frigid mote	1
#706	frozen banquet	1
#3221	fuzzy dice	2
#1153	ghost cucumber	20
#882	ghuol ears	2
#1010	ghuol egg	4
#99	giant book of ancient carols	1
#231	giant discarded plastic fork	39
#642	giant moxie weed	1
#690	giant pinky ring	21
#386	glowing red eye	35
#197	gnatwing	33
#58	gnauga hide buckler	2
#58	gnauga hide chaps	2
#44	gnauga hide kilt	2
#88	gnauga hide whip	2
#65	gnoll lips	80
#173	goat	5
#158	goat cheese pizza	88
#287	goth kid t-shirt	17
#243	green drunki-bear	1
#348	green pixel potion	1
#1549	grue egg	16
#215	guano coffee cup	12
#265	guitar pick	12
#130	halfberd	5
#866	hamethyst	9
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#198	hamethyst earring	1
#328	hamethyst necklace	1
#263	hamethyst ring	1
#160	heavy leather-bound tome	1
#262	heavy metal sonata	2
#323	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	2
#125	helmet recipe	4
#662	helmet turtle	49
#618	herb brownies	16
#1743	herbal stuffing	3
#219	hermit permit	15
#89	hippo whip	2
#320	hippy herbal tea	1
#115	hot egg	2
#306	hovering sombrero	1
#223	hyperbolic plasma focuser	17
#441	hypodermic needle	3
#326	ice-cold fotie	74
#88	iced-out bling	5
#616	icy katana hilt	1
#483	ion grid	24
#501	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	6
#121	iron pasta spoon	76
#154	jabañero pepper	4
#637	jerky coins	22
#215	jug-o-magicalness	10
#419	ketchup hound	9
#80	kickback cookbook	8
#655	kite	11
#233	kneecapping stick	72
#363	lead necklace	25
#134	leaflet	11
#201	leather bookmark	1
#412	leprechaun hatchling	1
#561	line	51
#301	linoleum crossbow	2
#110	linoleum staff	6
#133	linoleum sword	7
#939	little paper umbrella	9
#1942	loaded serum blowgun	1
#574	long skinny balloon	7
#475	loose teeth	95
#247	los chinos	2
#183	lovecat tail	5
#563	lucky bottlecap	1
#106	mafia aria	223
#864	magical ice cube with a fly in it	27
#771	magical ice cubes	12
#172	magnifying glass	4
#393	many-eyed glasses	4
#190	maple leaf	3
#379	maple syrup	11
#359	mariachi G-string	7
#608	mariachi pants	18
#1086	marionette	1
#666	martini	1
#581	marzipan skull	13
#40	meat engine	80
#449	meat from yesterday	3
#335	meatcar model	1
#207	mesh cap	15
#198	miner's helmet	18
#204	miner's pants	16
#77	mole skin notebook	1
#364	moonglasses	1
#136	mother's secret recipe	1
#1340	motivational poster	1
#870	moxie weed	2
#246	mushroom fermenting solution	30
#216	ninja hot pants	19
#80	oil of stability	13
#182	ointment of the occult	5
#864	oriole-feather headdress	1
#229	oyster basket	21
#1186	pack of KWE trading card	2
#1115	pail	5
#267	palm-frond toupee	2
#101	pants kit	7
#1584	pants of the Slug Lord	1
#761	pasta spoon	17
#779	patchouli incense stick	3
#823	penguin thesaurus	7
#236	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
#59	personalized birthday cake	31
#678	pet rock	11
#723	phat turquoise bead	2
#94	phonics down	1,148
#748	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
#348	pile of candy	23
#116	pine tar	5
#163	pixel hat	2
#75	pixel pants	2
#211	pixel sword	1
#831	pixellated candy heart	11
#1784	porquoise	2
#273	porquoise bracelet	1
#186	porquoise eyebrow ring	1
#251	porquoise ring	1
#849	potato sprout	2
#37	pottery barn owl figurine	1
#448	poultrygeist	1
#623	pretty bouquet	1
#382	prosthetic forehead	4
#2253	puce polka-dot oyster egg	1
#74	pumpkin beer	16
#611	radio button candy	1
#1303	rag doll	1
#438	ratgut	2
#765	ravioli hat	17
#454	recursive spline reticulator	6
#229	red balloon	1
#223	red drunki-bear	1
#9	red traffic cone	1
#504	reverse-oscillating klystron	6
#417	rewinged stab bat	1
#807	rib of the Bonerdagon	2
#571	ridiculously huge sword	12
#814	ring of aggravate monster	3
#632	ring of half-assed regeneration	4
#182	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1
#143	rolling pin	1
#10	rose-colored glasses	1
#595	royal jelly	6
#364	rusty grave robbing shovel	9
#319	rusty metal ring	1
#206	rusty metal shaft	2
#366	sabre teeth	20
#151	sack lunch	110
#230	safarrri hat	9
#676	saucepan	47
#166	sausage pizza	12
#186	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	14
#126	scroll of drastic healing	900
#182	scroll of pasta summoning	96
#102	scrumptious reagent	1,650
#519	seal tooth	18
#991	seal-clubbing club	11
#280	sensitive poetry journal	1
#237	servomechanical torsion facilitator	18
#313	shaving cream	1
#950	shiny ring	23
#412	shock collar	1
#107	short writ of habeas corpus	2
#4	shot of flower schnapps	1,465
#133	silver shotgun shell	3
#84	sk8board	42
#354	skeleton bone	126
#198	skeleton key ring	4
#304	skewer	25
#42	skewer-mounted razor blade	32
#238	slap and tickle with a fly in it	1
#176	slime convention coupons	1
#183	slime convention flyers	1
#1273	slow jam collection	1
#176	small leather glove	6
#23	smile-sharpening stone	40
#640	smoky potion	7
#258	smudged alchemical recipe	1
#90	snowboarder pants	53
#216	sock monkey	12
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#138	special sauce glove	1
#778	spectral pickle	9
#299	spiked femur	11
#560	spooky bicycle chain	4
#970	spooky cosmetics bag	2
#106	spooky eyeliner	24
#213	spooky hockey mask	7
#106	spooky lipstick	24
#207	spooky scarecrow	1
#329	spooky shrunken head	24
#403	spooky stick	20
#168	spork	11
#593	star	29
#112	star buckler	3
#137	star chart	148
#281	star starfish	1
#420	star sword	1
#1094	stolen accordion	11
#936	stone of eXtreme power	5
#1337	stray chihuahua	1
#716	strongness elixir	1
#1580	stuffed dodecapede	1
#83	stuffed doppelshifter	169
#954	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
#463	sub-molecular interocitor	6
#766	sucky decal	1
#323	sunken chest	45
#505	suntan lotion of moxiousness	5
#632	super-spiky hair gel	74
#85	support cummerbund	109
#391	supportive bra	3
#318	swashbuckling pants	14
#17	talkative skull	1
#512	tambourine bells	4
#223	tangarita with a fly in it	1
#191	tassel	8
#119	tattered scrap of paper	80
#1586	teddy bear	2
#1592	teddy borg	2
#131	teeny-tiny ninja stars	7
#341	terrible poem	1
#195	theoretical string	123
#298	thermos full of Knob coffee	2
#613	thin black candle	140
🥇	time sleigh	1
#584	tin cup of mulligan stew	1
#157	tiny balloon knife	5
#938	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	1
#406	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	5
#617	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	3
#499	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	4
#601	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
#632	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
#612	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	3
#929	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	1
#935	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	1
#743	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	2
#565	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#504	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	4
#345	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	2
#336	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	2
#623	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	3
#756	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	2
#550	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
#316	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	6
#97	tiny knife and fork	6
#130	tiny ninja sword	9
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#1095	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	7
#670	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	6
#2119	tiny plastic Axe Wound	3
#3115	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#741	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	3
#472	tiny plastic Beebee King	5
#2093	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	2
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#2195	tiny plastic Black Knight	3
#2049	tiny plastic Boss Bat	2
#273	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	4
#444	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#835	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	4
#349	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	43
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#573	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	4
#620	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#1732	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	5
#2306	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	3
#2899	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#722	tiny plastic Father McGruber	5
#2055	tiny plastic Felonia	2
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#2169	tiny plastic G Imp	3
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#3955	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3877	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#973	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	3
#1768	tiny plastic Hellion	4
#3883	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#3075	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#2849	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	2
#2785	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	2
#3912	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#2795	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	2
#526	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	2
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#654	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	6
#3862	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3872	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#1140	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#355	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	3
#398	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	11
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#2760	tiny plastic Spam Witch	2
#3892	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#3063	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3067	tiny plastic The Man	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#2831	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	2
#2948	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#859	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	2
#2159	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	3
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#122	tiny plastic accordion thief	24
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#279	tiny plastic angry goat	53
#761	tiny plastic angry space marine	5
#1743	tiny plastic anime smiley	4
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#2792	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	2
#2805	tiny plastic astronomer	2
#262	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	54
#286	tiny plastic barrrnacle	51
#401	tiny plastic batbugbear	11
#2793	tiny plastic beanbat	2
#389	tiny plastic bee swarm	11
#443	tiny plastic beebee gunners	10
#532	tiny plastic beebee queue	8
#475	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	9
#750	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	5
#363	tiny plastic blazing bat	12
#310	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	47
#2851	tiny plastic brainsweeper	2
#3909	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#759	tiny plastic bugaboo	5
#387	tiny plastic buzzerker	11
#443	tiny plastic cavebugbear	10
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#372	tiny plastic cocoabo	41
#314	tiny plastic coffee pixie	46
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#1502	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	3
#2755	tiny plastic cubist bull	2
#2189	tiny plastic demoninja	3
#164	tiny plastic disco bandit	21
#2802	tiny plastic drunk goat	2
#1017	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#2138	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	3
#1788	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	4
#398	tiny plastic fire servant	6
#2801	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	2
#3925	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#514	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	31
#350	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	42
#354	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	42
#3904	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#356	tiny plastic grue	42
#3896	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#192	tiny plastic hermit	17
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#420	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	38
#302	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	14
#277	tiny plastic killer bee	52
#2825	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	2
#256	tiny plastic leprechaun	55
#338	tiny plastic levitating potato	44
#2172	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	3
#391	tiny plastic moneybee	11
#320	tiny plastic mosquito	47
#676	tiny plastic mumblebee	6
#1037	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#2802	tiny plastic ninja snowman	2
#184	tiny plastic pastamancer	18
#418	tiny plastic peacannon	6
#358	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	44
#140	tiny plastic sauceror	22
#132	tiny plastic seal clubber	24
#3851	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#482	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	5
#2765	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	2
#394	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	39
#2827	tiny plastic spooky vampire	2
#306	tiny plastic stab bat	49
#338	tiny plastic star starfish	44
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#979	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#1654	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	5
#1741	tiny plastic taco cat	4
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#684	tiny plastic the Free Man	3
#2153	tiny plastic topiary golem	3
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#314	tiny plastic turtle tamer	13
#2754	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	2
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#3873	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3852	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#2790	tiny plastic zmobie	2
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#2299	tofurkey gravy	2
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#63	tortoise's blessing	104
#168	toy hoverpad	132
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#1040	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#1209	turtle totem	10
#219	uncooked chorizo	24
#148	unlocked meat locker	1
#107	unrolling pin	1
#171	very overdue library book	2
#2066	vibrating cyborg knife	3
#891	viking helmet	2
#1105	vinegar	15
#435	warbear metalworking primer	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
🥇	webbed comic mask	1
#216	white balloon	88
#802	white picket fence	1
#29	woimbook	1
#1043	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#230	yellow drunki-bear	1
#38	yellow traffic cone	1
#66	yo-yo	485

Wow, that's 23,372 items total!

what items are this player missing?