G1R

RankItemQuantity
#91952 Mickey Mantle card1,724
#1137x37x37 puzzle cube761
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#12A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)1
#9A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)1
#10A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)1
#967A. W. O. L. commendation1
#60Affirmation Cookie2
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#490Ancient Saucehelm5
#537Angelhair Culottes2
🥇Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy1
#788Argarggagarg's fang2
#25Ass-Stompers of Violence1
#27Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)1
#27Ax of L'rose1
#13BACON74,500
#5BRICKO brick183,327
#13BRICKO eye brick6,078
#45BRICKO reactor14
#246Baja sopapilla3
#534Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental2
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#48BittyCar HotCar1
#36BittyCar MeatCar1
#39BittyCar SoulCar1
#334Bling of the New Wave4
#59Blue Diamond of Honesty8
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#24Brand of Violence1
#117Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air18
#40Brimstone Beret1
#64Brimstone Bludgeon1
#101Brimstone Boxers1
#24Brimstone Bracelet1
#32Brimstone Brooch1
#40Brimstone Bunker1
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#33CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#32CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)1
#792CRIMBCOIDS mints5
#1190CRIMBCOLOAF4
#16CSA all-purpose soap666
#15CSA bravery badge936
#21CSA cheerfulness ration784
#55CSA fire-starting kit416
#17CSA obedience grenade1,094
#22CSA scoutmaster's "water"896
#14Camp Scout pup tent1,114
#51ChibiBuddyâ„¢ (off)1
#476Claw of the Infernal Seal2
#1480Colander of Em-er'il2
#19Cold Stone of Hatred1
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#27Corpse Island iced tea116
#1041Crimbo Candy Cookbook3
#144Crimbo salad6
#238Crimbo wreath3
#87Crimbolex watch1
#53Crimbomega drive chain1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#4Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)1
🥈Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)1
#4Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)1
#8Crimbot battery404
#1999Crimbuck40
#31Crimbylow-rise jeans1
#13Dinsey's brain1
#14Dinsey's glove1
#15Dinsey's oculus1
#14Dinsey's pants1
#9Dinsey's pizza cutter1
#12Dinsey's radar dish1
#858Disco 'Fro Pick4
#16Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat1
#1102El Sombrero De Lopez2
#1468Elder Turtle Shell2
#17Ellsbury's journal (used)1
#30FDKOL fire hose1
#13Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)1
🥇French slippers1
#63Frown Exerciser1
#226Fudge Fiber Armor Plating3
🥈Fuzzby1
#16Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred1
#508Galapagosian Cuisses2
#519Garter of the Turtle Poacher2
#10Gathered Meat-Clip19,469
#8Ghost Dog Chow1,146
#12Girdle of Hatred1
#403Go-Wassail44
#262Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob4
🥉Green Clover of Justice145
#330Heimandatz's heart5
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#22Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)1
#227Inner Strength2
#165Inner Truth3
#48Inner Wisdom5
#191Instant Karma56
#1288Iron Beta of Industry2
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#481Jocko Homo's head4
#20Jodhpurs of Violence1
#15KoL Con 13 T-shirt162
#471Krakrox's Loincloth2
#550La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez2
#39Lead Zeta of Chastity3
#526Lederhosen of the Night2
#17Lens of Hatred1
#18Lens of Violence1
#8Li'l Businessman Kit68
#14Lord Soggyraven's Slippers19
#12McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade476
#69Mer-kin cookiestove69
#11Mer-kin rollpin2
#26Microplushie: Bropane311
#19Microplushie: Dorkonide112
#19Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid148
#31Microplushie: Fauxnerditide61
#21Microplushie: Gothochondria255
#22Microplushie: Hippylase353
#33Microplushie: Hipsterine31
#23Microplushie: Hobomosome188
#19Microplushie: Otakulone403
#23Microplushie: Raverdrine215
#24Microplushie: Sororitrate273
#18Mr. Haggis238
#214Newman's Own Trousers5
#249Nickel Gamma of Frugality27
#17Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence1
#57Nuclear Blastball76
🥈Official Council Aide Pin1
#32Okee-Dokee soda42
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#215Order of the Silver Wossname3
🥇Paint A Vulgar Pitcher2,612
#1229Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster4
#16Pantaloons of Hatred1
🥈Peppermint Pip Packet1
#23Pigsticker of Violence1
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
🥇Platinum HP-35 Calculator1
#4Platinum Yendorian Express Card3
🥇Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)1
#133Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip13
#259Pokëmann figurine: Duck6
#144Pokëmann figurine: Frank5
#107Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump11
#177Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking8
#175Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan8
#195Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap10
#115Pokëmann figurine: Moog6
#125Pokëmann figurine: Nothing10
#110Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu15
#114Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth6
#163Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf11
#101Pokëmann figurine: Twitter16
#263Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite8
#102Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth15
#101Purple Horseshoe of Honor2
#45Racisto Ruidoso9
#127Red Balloon of Valor2
#194Red Rover BB gun20
#524Retenez L'Herbe Paté4
#15SMOOCH bracers1
#14SMOOCH breastplate1
#12SMOOCH codpiece1
#12SMOOCH kneepads1
#10SMOOCH spaulders1
#715Safari Jack's moustache2
#1610Scalp of Gorgolok2
#7Science Notebook2
#4Source essence1,352,700
🥉Spacegate Research216,070
#7Spelunker of Fortune (used)1
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#12Staff of Holiday Sensations1
#21Staff of Simmering Hatred1
#27Staff of the Grand Flambé1
#27Staff of the Grease Trap1
#34Staff of the Kitchen Floor1
#7Staff of the Peppermint Twist1
#6Staff of the Scummy Sink1
#66Staff of the Short Order Cook1
#61Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron1
#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
#35Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro684
#32Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita684
#145Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier2
#30Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco718
#69Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#21The Art of Slapfighting (used)1
#5The Big Book of Communism (used)1
#65The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 41
#49The Joy of Wassailing (used)1
#702The Mariachi's guitar case2
#33The Necbromancer's Hat1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#17Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag399
#6Third Eye1
#91Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette25
#1055Thwaitgold bee statuette2
#10Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette18
#37Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette32
#549Thwaitgold firefly statuette8
#823Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette4
#79Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette26
#75Thwaitgold spider statuette19
#2345Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette1
#202Thwaitgold termite statuette59
#519Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette1
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#13Ultracolorâ„¢ shirt46
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
🥈Uncle Crimbo's hat1
#328Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide38
#23Uncle Romulus (used)1
#250Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#24Van der Graaf helmet11
#334Volartta's bellbottoms4
#80Wand of Nagamar67
#142Wolfman Nardz11
#732Yakisoba's hat2
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#22Yuleviathan necklace3
#20Zeâ„¢ goggles429
#439Zinc Delta of Tranquility3
#24Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)1
#20actual reality goggles255
#109adhesive tape dolly1
#1568adorable seal larva1
#15airblaster gun430
#14alien source code printout (used)1
🥇all-year sucker1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#126antique Canadian lantern1
#30antique nutcracker beard2
#25antique nutcracker boots2
#25antique nutcracker cape2
#15antique nutcracker drumstick2
#15antique nutcracker epaulets2
#21antique nutcracker hat2
#21antique nutcracker pants2
#22antique nutcracker sword2
#27antique nutcracker waistcoat2
#32bad vibroknife1
#18bag of GORF1,161
#21bag of GORP1,209
#18bag of QWOP638
#25bag of park garbage36,385
#8balanced antler11
#898ball6
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#264bark rootbeer4
#4barrel beryl99
#10battered Crimbo Crate2,002
#38beanbag chair31
#14beavermouth701
#233beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar3
#37bejeweled cufflinks84
#702bindlestocking1
#172black and white cracker3
#6blended frozen swill198
#282blob-shaped Crimbo cookie22
#75blue raspberry troll doll1
#76bone spurs1
#61boneana hammock1
#63bonedanna1
🥈bottle of Crimbognac3,390
#58bottle of Goldschnöckered1
#288bottle of bubbles38
#107bottle of goofballs195
#386bottle of single-barrel whiskey3
#191bottled day1
#12bowl of petunias1
#46box of Pokëmann band-aids73
#47box of bear arms1
#72brainwave-controlled unicorn horn1
#93bread line6
#501breaded beer1
#17breakfast mess1,574
#28breakfast miracle13
#13breath mint2,026
#2708brick1
#19broken BRICKO brick19
#58buñuelos Jaliscos9
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#1067buckyball3
#35bundle of "fragrant" herbs1
#147cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar4
#1100can of CRIMBCOLA4
#5can of V-1130
#48can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce127
#175candied bolts6
#424candied nuts4
#49candied yams142
#2563candy cane7
#703candy kneecapping stick4
#1029candy knuckles3
#43cane-mail pants1
#30cane-mail shirt1
#61caustic slime nodule7
#802cement sandals1
#20chakra sludge50
#56chamoisole1
#1660cheap toaster1
#128cheer extractor1
#108cheerful Crimbo sweater1
#87cheerful antler hat1
#86cheerful pajama pants1
#4choco-Crimbot1,095
#68cinnamon troll doll1
#62circular CRIMBCOOKIE16
#102club necklace39
#31coarse hemp socks1
#365communal gobstopper2
#21concentrated fish broth3
#11confusing LED clock841
#19cookie cookie23
#11cop dollar34,497
#18corpse on the beach123
#26corpsedriver117
#25corpsetini118
#67correction fluid29
#7corroded breeches1
#6corrosive cowl1
#130cranberry schnapps4
#70crowbar5
#23crystal belt buckle1
#5crystalline cheer15,886
#75cursed wishbone5
#65das boot2
#16defective Game Grid token1
#16delicious star salad12
#22dense meat stack1,000,000
#40depleted Grimacite grappling hook1
#40depleted Grimacite gravy boat1
#31depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt1
#516depleted uranium seal figurine1
#47designer handbag37
#133diamond necklace31
🥇dice belt buckle3
🥈dice ring3
🥇dice sunglasses3
🥈dice-print do-rag3
🥈dice-print pajama pants3
#5dice-shaped backpack3
#18discarded swimming trunks29
#193droll monocle3
#27droppable microphone4
#905duck-on-a-string2
#21dusty Crimbo crate265
#76effluvious emerald24
#14eldritch effluvium14,481
#12eldritch hammer1
#16eldritch hat1
#9eldritch ichor3,000
#7eldritch mushroom15
#13eldritch pants1
#42eldritch scanner1
#4eldritch tincture (depleted)1
#21electric crutch14
#62electronic dulcimer pants1
#32elf ploughshare1
#1262elven cellocello16
#1393elven moonshine2
#1015elven suicide capsule19
#128empty agua de vida bottle1,459
#44enchanted fire extinguisher1
#1116enchanted leopard-print barbell4
#18executive mime flask55
#23extremely confusing manual18
#156facsimile dictionary64
#21faded green protest sign2
#17faded red protest sign2
#14fancy black tie1
#410fancy chocolate car7
#1135fancy dress ball8
#39fancy opera glasses75
#14fancy tophat1
#16fancy tuxedo pants1
#84fat stacks of cash374
#399fetid feather16
#39fire axe1
#82fireman's helmet1
#49fish juice box52
#71flaming feather211
#49flan del mar9
#21flapper floppers1
#37flirtatious feather183
#275floaty pebbles2
#248floaty sand79
#12foam pistol6
#20foot-long hot daub1
#626friendly cheez blob4
#358frightful feather21
#59frozen feather206
#2871fruitcake2
#4fudge bunny100
#11future drug: Coolscaline176
#10future drug: Muscularactum194
#11future drug: Smartinex190
#661fuzzy dice8
#4gamma nog2,757
#46garish pinky ring71
#9giant clay ashtray47
#29giant designer sunglasses95
#9gilded BRICKO brick5
#1654gingerbread bugbear9
#151gingerbread house4
#1335gingerbread mutant bugbear4
#172gingerbread robot5
#119glacial sapphire7
#30glob of salty molasses266
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#265gold wedding ring29
#70grape troll doll1
#24green and red bean579
🥉green drunki-bear1,400
🥉green face paint1
#12grilled mooseflank172
#6grisly shield1
#12grue egg omelette179
#276guard turtle collar1
#23gumshoes1
#732gyroscope3
#14haggis socks389
#11haggis-infused soap854
#15haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis439
🥇hand-knitted Crimbo socks1
🥇hand-knitted diving booties1
#177handful of confetti175
#141heart necklace34
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#415heart of the volcano17
#105hemp candy necklace6
#42herbal stuffing122
#1560herringcello10
#283high-energy mining laser1
#11home robotics kit450
#11honey dipper1
#8honeybritches1
#19honeycap1
#18hot daub bun1
#16hot daub stand1
#98hushed puppy4
#15icing poncho2
#39intact anemone spike288
#691invisible bag1
#977irradiated candy cane5
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#78java cookie7
#531jawbruiser5
#330jerky coins64
#18kelp-holly drape2
#1289killer rag doll1
#666kneecapping stick16
#46leather aviator's cap1
#5leftover pasty49
#1829licorice garrote1
#37liquid SONAR3
#836live wire1
#71lollipop cufflinks1
#10lost key455
#1423macaroni duck1
#8magicberry tablets822
#15magnetic sculpture kit206
#16malevolent medallion1
#25mana-basted tofurkey leg6
#41mana-coated yams4
#24mana-fortified cranberry sauce6
#47mana-stuffed herbal stuffing3
#575marionette collective1
#482marshmallow flambé1
#71mime army challenge coin1
#18mime army infiltration glove1
#22mime army insignia (cryonics)1
#25mime army insignia (espionage)1
#24mime army insignia (infantry)1
#25mime army insignia (intelligence)1
#26mime army insignia (morale)1
#17mime army insignia (psychological warfare)1
#38mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)1
#18mime army insignia (sanitation)1
#57mime army rations7
#73mime army wine5
#49mime eraser20
#73mime pocket probe1
#189mime soul fragment18
🥇mime-proof sunglasses1
#78miming beret1
#84miming boots1
#100miming corduroys1
#93miming gloves1
#96miming shirt1
#107misfit hobby horse1
#78moist Crimbo spices107
#1580monomolecular yo-yo4
🥉monster pants250
#15mooseflank548
#264muffled muffuletta2
#106muskox-skin cap1
#1341mylar scout drone2
#10natty blue ascot20
#40nega-mushroom49
#63negative lump2,775
#41nuclear stockpile1
#19numberwang1
#676nut-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#13old school calculator watch431
#147oldcake3
#1616oozenog3
#6orange leather lanyard81
#435orange peel hat1
🥉overloaded micro-reactor1,452
🥇oxygenated eggnog helmet1
#94pack of KWE trading card27
#239pack of pogs79
🥇packet of beer seeds1
🥇packet of dragon's teeth1
🥉packet of pumpkin seeds1
#38paint bomb83
#807pair of bolt cutters4
#141pair of pearidot earrings1
#103paperclip cape1
#99paperclip pants1
#91paperclip turban1
#101paperclip-on tie1
#142parasitic claw2
#75parasitic headgnawer2
#76parasitic strangleworm2
#67parasitic tentacles2
#894passable elf mask6
#420peanut brittle shield6
#1397penguin focaccia bread12
#9peppermint eel sauce1,758
🥇peppermint harpoon gun1
#398perl necklace1
#19personalizable gingerbread cookie69
#435petit 4.13
#26petit fortran16
#457petrified wood17
#332phish stick3
#51picture of you1
#72pie man was not meant to eat50
#42pin-stripe slacks11
#9pine cone necklace1
🥉pitted sheet metal1,497
#21pixel cross75
#20pixel holy water89
#66pixel morning star1
#71pixel orb1
#49pixel stopwatch1
#24pixel whip5
#223pixellated candy heart80
#45pixellated moneybag90
#242plastic Crimbo reindeer3
#14plastic bazooka6
#214plexiglass pants1
#212plexiglass pendant1
#329plexiglass pikestaff1
#213plexiglass pinky ring1
#289plexiglass pith helmet1
#181plexiglass pocketwatch1
#34plush hamsterpus1
#13pocket lint (blue)5
#20pocket lint (green)3
#11pocket lint (orange)7
#8pocket lint (white)8
#910pocketwatch on a chain3
#14pool torpedo438
#4porcelain pelerine2
#11porcelain pepper mill2
#8porcelain phantom mask2
#5porcelain plus-fours2
#9porcelain police baton2
#6porcelain porkpie2
#14portable Mayo Clinic1
#15portable dam6
#455possessed top12
#743powdered candy sushi set2
#224primitive candy cane2
#12pristine walrus tusk8
#907pulsing flesh4
#301radiation-resistant helmet1
#769razor-tipped yo-yo10
#14really dense meat stack140
🥈record of infuriating silence (used)1
🥉record of menacing silence (used)1
🥈record of tranquil silence (used)1
#108red ale6
🥈red and green rain stick1
#29red armband1
🥉red drunki-bear1,400
🥉red face paint1
#209red-and-green sweater14
#28reindeer hammer1
#25reindeer sickle1
#45reusable shopping bag1
#8ribbon candy ascot3
#58ridiculous belt1
#136ridiculous sandwich11
#940rigid carapace5
#12roasted marshmallow3,000
#111rubber WWBD? bracelet40
#187rubber WWJD? bracelet28
#97rubber WWSPD? bracelet43
#149rubber WWtNSD? bracelet31
#36rubber band gun12
#52ruby on canes6
#47runny fermented egg5
#65runny icing122
#8saffron antaravasaka1
#6saffron uttarasanga1
#22salt plum550
#24salty gumdrop269
#1271sandwich of the gods4
#65sealhide belt1
#76sealhide buckler1
#63sealhide cloak1
#68sealhide gloves1
#74sealhide hood1
#63sealhide leggings1
#68sealhide moccasins1
#86sealhide whip1
#299servo-assisted exo-pants1
#6shock belt30
#91shushed potatoes4
#52silent beret1
🥇silent nightlight1
#90silver cow skull1
#71silver keg1
#15single atom1,464
#18sneakeasies1
🥈snow crab3,212
#1348sock monkey1
#14soggy elf shoes3
#83soggy gingerbread chunk88
#9soggy used band-aid420
#478solid gold bowling ball38
#21solid gold jewel207
#13soul knife2
#13soul mask2
#317soy cordial2
#15space beast fur hat1
#15space beast fur pants1
#20space beast fur whip1
#142spade necklace33
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#5sparking robo-battery1,517
🥇special clip: boneburners3,595
🥇special clip: graveburpers3,606
🥇special clip: splatterers3,588
🥇special clip: squelchers9,535
🥇special clip: tracers9,899
🥇special clip: wailers9,617
#8spectral pickle2,145
#178spectre scepter156
#99spiritual candy cane3
#97spiritual eggnog3
#192spiritual fruitcake2
#189spiritual gingerbread2
#56splendid martini2
#14sprinkles1,861,877
#103square CRIMBCOOKIE11
#84stainless steel scarf22
#63stainless steel shillelagh24
#52stainless steel skullcap20
#265stainless steel slacks11
#354stainless steel solitaire8
#1105stainless steel suspenders3
#120steamy ruby13
#18stench cluster1
#5sticky gloves59
#77strawberyl necklace1
#1333stray chihuahua1
#19stress ball48
#224string of Crimbo lights3
#51stuffed Baron von Ratsworth391
#196stuffed Cheshire bitten153
#164stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech170
#66stuffed Meat373
#185stuffed angry cow172
#190stuffed astral badger166
#172stuffed baby gravy fairy180
#167stuffed cocoabo177
#156stuffed crazy bastard sword56
#2012stuffed doppelshifter3
#168stuffed flaming gravy fairy180
#167stuffed frozen gravy fairy182
#1657stuffed gray blob6
#193stuffed hand turkey163
#49stuffed key536
#175stuffed martini56
#174stuffed mind flayer173
#68stuffed mink361
#64stuffed monocle364
#157stuffed scary death orb197
#156stuffed sleazy gravy fairy196
#194stuffed snowy owl160
#190stuffed spooky gravy fairy166
#171stuffed stinky gravy fairy170
#64stuffed teddy butler331
#58stuffed tin of caviar397
#57stuffed treasure chest521
#179stuffed undead elbow macaroni170
#124sturdy Crimbo crate151
#15stylish swimsuit428
#269sucker bucket1
#256sucker hakama1
#219sucker kabuto1
#278sucker tachi1
#61super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)59
#171sweet mochi ball11
#92tawdry amethyst15
#35temperance whiskey9
#14thick walrus blubber721
#295throbbing rage gland1
#786throwing wrench6
#10tiny bomb677
#40tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer17
#32tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory20
#62tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer13
#21tiny die-cast Don Crimbo10
#30tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer21
#51tiny die-cast Father Crimbo7
#16tiny die-cast Father Crimborg13
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#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
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#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
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#214tiny plastic buzzerker19
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#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
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#67tiny plastic protector spectre1
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#8villainous scythe1
🥇wand of fudge control1
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#36wooly loincloth1
#32yabba dabba doo rag1
🥉yellow drunki-bear1,500
#1348yo-yo10

Wow, that's 4,974,205 items total!

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