Museum :: G1R

G1R

Rank	Item	Quantity
#9	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1,724
#11	37x37x37 puzzle cube	761
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#59	Affirmation Cookie	2
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#489	Ancient Saucehelm	5
#535	Angelhair Culottes	2
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#787	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#13	BACON	74,500
#5	BRICKO brick	183,327
#13	BRICKO eye brick	6,078
#45	BRICKO reactor	14
#245	Baja sopapilla	3
#533	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#334	Bling of the New Wave	4
#58	Blue Diamond of Honesty	8
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#24	Brand of Violence	1
#117	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	18
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#102	Brimstone Boxers	1
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#1189	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#16	CSA all-purpose soap	666
#15	CSA bravery badge	936
#21	CSA cheerfulness ration	784
#55	CSA fire-starting kit	416
#17	CSA obedience grenade	1,094
#22	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	896
#14	Camp Scout pup tent	1,114
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#477	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#1480	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#19	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#27	Corpse Island iced tea	116
#1041	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	3
#144	Crimbo salad	6
#238	Crimbo wreath	3
#88	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#8	Crimbot battery	404
#1999	Crimbuck	40
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#12	Dinsey's brain	1
#14	Dinsey's glove	1
#15	Dinsey's oculus	1
#14	Dinsey's pants	1
#9	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
#12	Dinsey's radar dish	1
#859	Disco 'Fro Pick	4
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#1103	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#1467	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#16	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#226	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#16	Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	1
#509	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#520	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#10	Gathered Meat-Clip	19,469
#8	Ghost Dog Chow	1,146
#12	Girdle of Hatred	1
#403	Go-Wassail	44
#263	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	4
🥉	Green Clover of Justice	145
#331	Heimandatz's heart	5
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#226	Inner Strength	2
#163	Inner Truth	3
#48	Inner Wisdom	5
#189	Instant Karma	56
#1287	Iron Beta of Industry	2
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#481	Jocko Homo's head	4
#20	Jodhpurs of Violence	1
#16	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	162
#472	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
#552	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#38	Lead Zeta of Chastity	3
#528	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#17	Lens of Hatred	1
#18	Lens of Violence	1
#8	Li'l Businessman Kit	68
#14	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	19
#12	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	476
#69	Mer-kin cookiestove	69
#11	Mer-kin rollpin	2
#26	Microplushie: Bropane	311
#19	Microplushie: Dorkonide	112
#19	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	148
#31	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	61
#21	Microplushie: Gothochondria	255
#22	Microplushie: Hippylase	353
#33	Microplushie: Hipsterine	31
#23	Microplushie: Hobomosome	188
#19	Microplushie: Otakulone	403
#23	Microplushie: Raverdrine	215
#24	Microplushie: Sororitrate	273
#18	Mr. Haggis	238
#215	Newman's Own Trousers	5
#249	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	27
#17	Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	1
#58	Nuclear Blastball	76
🥈	Official Council Aide Pin	1
#32	Okee-Dokee soda	42
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#215	Order of the Silver Wossname	3
🥇	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	2,612
#1229	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	4
#16	Pantaloons of Hatred	1
🥈	Peppermint Pip Packet	1
#22	Pigsticker of Violence	1
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
🥇	Platinum HP-35 Calculator	1
#4	Platinum Yendorian Express Card	3
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#133	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	13
#259	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	6
#144	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	5
#107	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	11
#177	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	8
#175	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	8
#195	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	10
#115	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	6
#125	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	10
#110	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	15
#114	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	6
#163	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	11
#101	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	16
#263	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	8
#102	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	15
#101	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	2
#45	Racisto Ruidoso	9
#127	Red Balloon of Valor	2
#196	Red Rover BB gun	20
#524	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	4
#15	SMOOCH bracers	1
#14	SMOOCH breastplate	1
#12	SMOOCH codpiece	1
#12	SMOOCH kneepads	1
#10	SMOOCH spaulders	1
#714	Safari Jack's moustache	2
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#7	Science Notebook	2
#4	Source essence	1,352,700
🥉	Spacegate Research	216,070
#7	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#13	Staff of Holiday Sensations	1
#21	Staff of Simmering Hatred	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#7	Staff of the Peppermint Twist	1
#6	Staff of the Scummy Sink	1
#65	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#35	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	684
#32	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	684
#145	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	2
#30	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	718
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#66	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	1
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#702	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#17	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	399
#6	Third Eye	1
#91	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	25
#1054	Thwaitgold bee statuette	2
#10	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	18
#37	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	32
#549	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	8
#823	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	4
#80	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	26
#75	Thwaitgold spider statuette	19
#2343	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
#202	Thwaitgold termite statuette	59
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#13	Ultracolor™ shirt	46
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
🥈	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
#328	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	38
#22	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#24	Van der Graaf helmet	11
#335	Volartta's bellbottoms	4
#80	Wand of Nagamar	67
#142	Wolfman Nardz	11
#730	Yakisoba's hat	2
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#22	Yuleviathan necklace	3
#20	Ze™ goggles	429
#440	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	3
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#20	actual reality goggles	255
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#1567	adorable seal larva	1
#15	airblaster gun	430
#15	alien source code printout (used)	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#126	antique Canadian lantern	1
#30	antique nutcracker beard	2
#25	antique nutcracker boots	2
#25	antique nutcracker cape	2
#15	antique nutcracker drumstick	2
#15	antique nutcracker epaulets	2
#21	antique nutcracker hat	2
#21	antique nutcracker pants	2
#22	antique nutcracker sword	2
#27	antique nutcracker waistcoat	2
#32	bad vibroknife	1
#18	bag of GORF	1,161
#21	bag of GORP	1,209
#18	bag of QWOP	638
#24	bag of park garbage	36,385
#8	balanced antler	11
#899	ball	6
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#264	bark rootbeer	4
🥉	barrel beryl	99
#10	battered Crimbo Crate	2,002
#38	beanbag chair	31
#14	beavermouth	701
#233	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#38	bejeweled cufflinks	84
#700	bindlestocking	1
#172	black and white cracker	3
#5	blended frozen swill	198
#282	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	22
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
🥈	bottle of Crimbognac	3,390
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#288	bottle of bubbles	38
#106	bottle of goofballs	195
#386	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3
#191	bottled day	1
#12	bowl of petunias	1
#46	box of Pokëmann band-aids	73
#46	box of bear arms	1
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#93	bread line	6
#502	breaded beer	1
#17	breakfast mess	1,574
#27	breakfast miracle	13
#13	breath mint	2,026
#2708	brick	1
#19	broken BRICKO brick	19
#58	buñuelos Jaliscos	9
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1067	buckyball	3
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#147	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#1102	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#4	can of V-11	30
#48	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	127
#175	candied bolts	6
#425	candied nuts	4
#49	candied yams	142
#2566	candy cane	7
#703	candy kneecapping stick	4
#1030	candy knuckles	3
#44	cane-mail pants	1
#31	cane-mail shirt	1
#61	caustic slime nodule	7
#802	cement sandals	1
#21	chakra sludge	50
#56	chamoisole	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#128	cheer extractor	1
#109	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#87	cheerful antler hat	1
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
#4	choco-Crimbot	1,095
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#62	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	16
#104	club necklace	39
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#365	communal gobstopper	2
#20	concentrated fish broth	3
#11	confusing LED clock	841
#18	cookie cookie	23
#10	cop dollar	34,497
#18	corpse on the beach	123
#26	corpsedriver	117
#25	corpsetini	118
#67	correction fluid	29
#7	corroded breeches	1
#6	corrosive cowl	1
#130	cranberry schnapps	4
#70	crowbar	5
#22	crystal belt buckle	1
#5	crystalline cheer	15,886
#75	cursed wishbone	5
#65	das boot	2
#16	defective Game Grid token	1
#16	delicious star salad	12
#22	dense meat stack	1,000,000
#42	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
#41	depleted Grimacite gravy boat	1
#32	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#47	designer handbag	37
#135	diamond necklace	31
🥇	dice belt buckle	3
🥈	dice ring	3
🥇	dice sunglasses	3
🥈	dice-print do-rag	3
🥈	dice-print pajama pants	3
#5	dice-shaped backpack	3
#18	discarded swimming trunks	29
#191	droll monocle	3
#28	droppable microphone	4
#905	duck-on-a-string	2
#21	dusty Crimbo crate	265
#76	effluvious emerald	24
#15	eldritch effluvium	14,481
#12	eldritch hammer	1
#16	eldritch hat	1
#9	eldritch ichor	3,000
#7	eldritch mushroom	15
#13	eldritch pants	1
#42	eldritch scanner	1
#4	eldritch tincture (depleted)	1
#21	electric crutch	14
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#32	elf ploughshare	1
#1261	elven cellocello	16
#1393	elven moonshine	2
#1015	elven suicide capsule	19
#128	empty agua de vida bottle	1,459
#44	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
#1116	enchanted leopard-print barbell	4
#18	executive mime flask	55
#23	extremely confusing manual	18
#157	facsimile dictionary	64
#21	faded green protest sign	2
#17	faded red protest sign	2
#14	fancy black tie	1
#411	fancy chocolate car	7
#1135	fancy dress ball	8
#38	fancy opera glasses	75
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#82	fat stacks of cash	374
#398	fetid feather	16
#39	fire axe	1
#82	fireman's helmet	1
#49	fish juice box	52
#71	flaming feather	211
#48	flan del mar	9
#21	flapper floppers	1
#37	flirtatious feather	183
#275	floaty pebbles	2
#248	floaty sand	79
#12	foam pistol	6
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#628	friendly cheez blob	4
#357	frightful feather	21
#59	frozen feather	206
#2871	fruitcake	2
#4	fudge bunny	100
#11	future drug: Coolscaline	176
#10	future drug: Muscularactum	194
#11	future drug: Smartinex	190
#661	fuzzy dice	8
#4	gamma nog	2,757
#47	garish pinky ring	71
#9	giant clay ashtray	47
#29	giant designer sunglasses	95
#10	gilded BRICKO brick	5
#1653	gingerbread bugbear	9
#151	gingerbread house	4
#1336	gingerbread mutant bugbear	4
#172	gingerbread robot	5
#119	glacial sapphire	7
#29	glob of salty molasses	266
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#265	gold wedding ring	29
#70	grape troll doll	1
#24	green and red bean	579
🥉	green drunki-bear	1,400
🥉	green face paint	1
#12	grilled mooseflank	172
#6	grisly shield	1
#12	grue egg omelette	179
#276	guard turtle collar	1
#23	gumshoes	1
#733	gyroscope	3
#14	haggis socks	389
#11	haggis-infused soap	854
#15	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	439
🥇	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
🥇	hand-knitted diving booties	1
#177	handful of confetti	175
#142	heart necklace	34
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#416	heart of the volcano	17
#106	hemp candy necklace	6
#41	herbal stuffing	122
#1561	herringcello	10
#284	high-energy mining laser	1
#11	home robotics kit	450
#11	honey dipper	1
#8	honeybritches	1
#19	honeycap	1
#18	hot daub bun	1
#16	hot daub stand	1
#98	hushed puppy	4
#15	icing poncho	2
#40	intact anemone spike	288
#691	invisible bag	1
#978	irradiated candy cane	5
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#77	java cookie	7
#531	jawbruiser	5
#330	jerky coins	64
#18	kelp-holly drape	2
#1288	killer rag doll	1
#666	kneecapping stick	16
#46	leather aviator's cap	1
#5	leftover pasty	49
#1830	licorice garrote	1
#36	liquid SONAR	3
#836	live wire	1
#71	lollipop cufflinks	1
#9	lost key	455
#1422	macaroni duck	1
#8	magicberry tablets	822
#15	magnetic sculpture kit	206
#16	malevolent medallion	1
#25	mana-basted tofurkey leg	6
#41	mana-coated yams	4
#24	mana-fortified cranberry sauce	6
#47	mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	3
#575	marionette collective	1
#482	marshmallow flambé	1
#71	mime army challenge coin	1
#19	mime army infiltration glove	1
#22	mime army insignia (cryonics)	1
#25	mime army insignia (espionage)	1
#24	mime army insignia (infantry)	1
#25	mime army insignia (intelligence)	1
#26	mime army insignia (morale)	1
#17	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	1
#38	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	1
#18	mime army insignia (sanitation)	1
#57	mime army rations	7
#73	mime army wine	5
#49	mime eraser	20
#73	mime pocket probe	1
#189	mime soul fragment	18
🥇	mime-proof sunglasses	1
#78	miming beret	1
#85	miming boots	1
#100	miming corduroys	1
#93	miming gloves	1
#95	miming shirt	1
#106	misfit hobby horse	1
#79	moist Crimbo spices	107
#1580	monomolecular yo-yo	4
🥉	monster pants	250
#15	mooseflank	548
#264	muffled muffuletta	2
#107	muskox-skin cap	1
#1341	mylar scout drone	2
#10	natty blue ascot	20
#40	nega-mushroom	49
#63	negative lump	2,775
#40	nuclear stockpile	1
#19	numberwang	1
#676	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#13	old school calculator watch	431
#147	oldcake	3
#1616	oozenog	3
#6	orange leather lanyard	81
#435	orange peel hat	1
#4	overloaded micro-reactor	1,452
🥇	oxygenated eggnog helmet	1
#93	pack of KWE trading card	27
#240	pack of pogs	79
🥇	packet of beer seeds	1
🥇	packet of dragon's teeth	1
🥉	packet of pumpkin seeds	1
#38	paint bomb	83
#807	pair of bolt cutters	4
#140	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#103	paperclip cape	1
#99	paperclip pants	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#142	parasitic claw	2
#75	parasitic headgnawer	2
#77	parasitic strangleworm	2
#67	parasitic tentacles	2
#894	passable elf mask	6
#423	peanut brittle shield	6
#1397	penguin focaccia bread	12
#9	peppermint eel sauce	1,758
🥇	peppermint harpoon gun	1
#398	perl necklace	1
#19	personalizable gingerbread cookie	69
#435	petit 4.1	3
#25	petit fortran	16
#457	petrified wood	17
#332	phish stick	3
#48	picture of you	1
#71	pie man was not meant to eat	50
#42	pin-stripe slacks	11
#9	pine cone necklace	1
🥉	pitted sheet metal	1,497
#21	pixel cross	75
#21	pixel holy water	89
#66	pixel morning star	1
#71	pixel orb	1
#49	pixel stopwatch	1
#24	pixel whip	5
#225	pixellated candy heart	80
#45	pixellated moneybag	90
#242	plastic Crimbo reindeer	3
#14	plastic bazooka	6
#214	plexiglass pants	1
#212	plexiglass pendant	1
#329	plexiglass pikestaff	1
#214	plexiglass pinky ring	1
#289	plexiglass pith helmet	1
#181	plexiglass pocketwatch	1
#34	plush hamsterpus	1
#13	pocket lint (blue)	5
#20	pocket lint (green)	3
#11	pocket lint (orange)	7
#8	pocket lint (white)	8
#910	pocketwatch on a chain	3
#14	pool torpedo	438
#4	porcelain pelerine	2
#11	porcelain pepper mill	2
#8	porcelain phantom mask	2
#5	porcelain plus-fours	2
#9	porcelain police baton	2
#6	porcelain porkpie	2
#14	portable Mayo Clinic	1
#15	portable dam	6
#455	possessed top	12
#742	powdered candy sushi set	2
#224	primitive candy cane	2
#12	pristine walrus tusk	8
#907	pulsing flesh	4
#301	radiation-resistant helmet	1
#769	razor-tipped yo-yo	10
#13	really dense meat stack	140
🥈	record of infuriating silence (used)	1
🥉	record of menacing silence (used)	1
🥈	record of tranquil silence (used)	1
#109	red ale	6
🥈	red and green rain stick	1
#29	red armband	1
🥉	red drunki-bear	1,400
🥉	red face paint	1
#210	red-and-green sweater	14
#28	reindeer hammer	1
#25	reindeer sickle	1
#44	reusable shopping bag	1
#7	ribbon candy ascot	3
#58	ridiculous belt	1
#136	ridiculous sandwich	11
#940	rigid carapace	5
#12	roasted marshmallow	3,000
#114	rubber WWBD? bracelet	40
#190	rubber WWJD? bracelet	28
#100	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	43
#150	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	31
#36	rubber band gun	12
#52	ruby on canes	6
#47	runny fermented egg	5
#65	runny icing	122
#8	saffron antaravasaka	1
#6	saffron uttarasanga	1
#22	salt plum	550
#25	salty gumdrop	269
#1269	sandwich of the gods	4
#65	sealhide belt	1
#76	sealhide buckler	1
#63	sealhide cloak	1
#68	sealhide gloves	1
#74	sealhide hood	1
#63	sealhide leggings	1
#68	sealhide moccasins	1
#86	sealhide whip	1
#299	servo-assisted exo-pants	1
#6	shock belt	30
#91	shushed potatoes	4
#52	silent beret	1
🥇	silent nightlight	1
#89	silver cow skull	1
#71	silver keg	1
#15	single atom	1,464
#18	sneakeasies	1
🥈	snow crab	3,212
#1347	sock monkey	1
#14	soggy elf shoes	3
#83	soggy gingerbread chunk	88
#9	soggy used band-aid	420
#478	solid gold bowling ball	38
#21	solid gold jewel	207
#13	soul knife	2
#13	soul mask	2
#317	soy cordial	2
#15	space beast fur hat	1
#15	space beast fur pants	1
#20	space beast fur whip	1
#143	spade necklace	33
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#6	sparking robo-battery	1,517
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🥇	special clip: graveburpers	3,606
🥇	special clip: splatterers	3,588
🥇	special clip: squelchers	9,535
🥇	special clip: tracers	9,899
🥇	special clip: wailers	9,617
#8	spectral pickle	2,145
#178	spectre scepter	156
#99	spiritual candy cane	3
#97	spiritual eggnog	3
#192	spiritual fruitcake	2
#189	spiritual gingerbread	2
#56	splendid martini	2
#14	sprinkles	1,861,877
#103	square CRIMBCOOKIE	11
#85	stainless steel scarf	22
#64	stainless steel shillelagh	24
#52	stainless steel skullcap	20
#265	stainless steel slacks	11
#354	stainless steel solitaire	8
#1105	stainless steel suspenders	3
#120	steamy ruby	13
#17	stench cluster	1
#5	sticky gloves	59
#77	strawberyl necklace	1
#1330	stray chihuahua	1
#19	stress ball	48
#224	string of Crimbo lights	3
#52	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	391
#195	stuffed Cheshire bitten	153
#164	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	170
#68	stuffed Meat	373
#186	stuffed angry cow	172
#191	stuffed astral badger	166
#174	stuffed baby gravy fairy	180
#169	stuffed cocoabo	177
#157	stuffed crazy bastard sword	56
#2012	stuffed doppelshifter	3
#170	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	180
#169	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	182
#1657	stuffed gray blob	6
#193	stuffed hand turkey	163
#49	stuffed key	536
#175	stuffed martini	56
#176	stuffed mind flayer	173
#69	stuffed mink	361
#65	stuffed monocle	364
#159	stuffed scary death orb	197
#157	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	196
#195	stuffed snowy owl	160
#192	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	166
#172	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	170
#64	stuffed teddy butler	331
#59	stuffed tin of caviar	397
#55	stuffed treasure chest	521
#180	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	170
#124	sturdy Crimbo crate	151
#15	stylish swimsuit	428
#269	sucker bucket	1
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#278	sucker tachi	1
#61	super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	59
#171	sweet mochi ball	11
#91	tawdry amethyst	15
#35	temperance whiskey	9
#14	thick walrus blubber	721
#296	throbbing rage gland	1
#785	throwing wrench	6
#11	tiny bomb	677
#40	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	17
#32	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	20
#62	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	13
#21	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	10
#30	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	21
#51	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	7
#16	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	13
#36	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	19
#42	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	17
#54	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	7
#67	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	13
#56	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	14
#23	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	8
#15	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	11
#57	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	14
#72	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	13
#50	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	6
#19	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	11
#37	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	7
#49	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	16
#26	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	21
#38	tiny die-cast golden ring	6
#111	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	4
#23	tiny die-cast killing bird	9
#103	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	11
#37	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	20
#71	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	5
#58	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	14
#34	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	7
#22	tiny die-cast turtle mech	8
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#3987	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#232	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	19
#3929	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3115	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#247	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	10
#115	tiny plastic Beebee King	18
#2093	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	2
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#3935	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3177	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#3076	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#152	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	7
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#202	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	20
#1985	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	9
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#135	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	15
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4311	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4234	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#85	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#79	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
#84	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
#142	tiny plastic Father McGruber	26
#3120	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#2734	tiny plastic G Imp	2
#173	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#87	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#3952	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#2786	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	2
#241	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	18
#2169	tiny plastic Hellion	3
#1758	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	4
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#3073	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3958	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3872	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#2771	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	2
#3893	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#76	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#376	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	3
#84	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#46	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#17	tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress	1
#199	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	21
#3858	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3870	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#152	tiny plastic Queen Bee	14
#168	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	6
#82	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#398	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	11
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#3904	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3890	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
#90	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#3061	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3064	tiny plastic The Man	1
#67	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#2829	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	2
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#274	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	9
#3854	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4540	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#109	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#2856	tiny plastic angry goat	6
#232	tiny plastic angry space marine	19
#77	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#2810	tiny plastic anime smiley	2
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#3972	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#1740	tiny plastic astronomer	4
#2896	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	6
#72	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#3314	tiny plastic barrrnacle	5
#223	tiny plastic batbugbear	18
#2788	tiny plastic beanbat	2
#255	tiny plastic bee swarm	17
#195	tiny plastic beebee gunners	21
#208	tiny plastic beebee queue	20
#4474	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#295	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	15
#192	tiny plastic blazing bat	22
#2012	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	9
#3922	tiny plastic blooper	1
#2850	tiny plastic brainsweeper	2
#3905	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#197	tiny plastic bugaboo	22
#214	tiny plastic buzzerker	19
#129	tiny plastic cavebugbear	29
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#2855	tiny plastic cocoabo	6
#1821	tiny plastic coffee pixie	10
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3173	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3910	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3934	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#3875	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#100	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#2760	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	2
#2829	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	2
#147	tiny plastic fire servant	15
#3919	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#2815	tiny plastic fruit golem	2
#4883	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	3
#4856	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	3
#2248	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	8
#3901	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#3858	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#2827	tiny plastic grue	6
#3893	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#2706	tiny plastic hermit	2
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#3970	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	4
#197	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	21
#2461	tiny plastic killer bee	7
#3890	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#2879	tiny plastic leprechaun	6
#1817	tiny plastic levitating potato	10
#3835	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#72	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#129	tiny plastic moneybee	30
#2825	tiny plastic mosquito	6
#406	tiny plastic mumblebee	11
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#4343	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#180	tiny plastic peacannon	12
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#3921	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	4
#2641	tiny plastic sauceror	2
#3890	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#45	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#101	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#3849	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#2159	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	3
#207	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	11
#3836	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#1828	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	10
#2193	tiny plastic spooky vampire	3
#2845	tiny plastic stab bat	6
#2022	tiny plastic star starfish	9
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#2292	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	3
#3859	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#309	tiny plastic the Free Man	8
#3857	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#2658	tiny plastic turtle tamer	2
#3840	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#2122	tiny plastic warwelf	3
#3848	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#53	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#3846	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#214	toast	6,526
#51	tofurkey gravy	119
#55	tofurkey leg	118
#766	top	6
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#1868	toy crazy train	2
#2475	toy ray gun	1
#1190	toy soldier	1
#88	traditional Crimbo cookie	10
#143	transparent nog	3
#2765	tree-eating kite	2
#78	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	15
#1443	twitching claw	2
#74	unearthly onyx	22
#74	unfinished fruitcake	4
#12	unidentified drink	476
#1818	unstable DNA	9
#1354	untamable turtle	1
#866	unusual disco ball	3
#90	useless powder	3,853
#116	valuable trinket	900
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#6	very fancy whiskey	56
#8	villainous scythe	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#33	warbear auto-anvil	5
#16	warbear battery	112
🥉	warbear battle greaves	2
#436	warbear beeping telegram	1
#222	warbear drone assembler	2
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#114	warbear energy bracers	2
#121	warbear exhaust manifold	2
#118	warbear exo-arm	2
🥉	warbear fleece-lined long johns	2
🥈	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	2
#124	warbear foil hat	2
🥈	warbear goggles	2
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#124	warbear laser beacon	2
🥉	warbear laser bowtie	2
🥉	warbear lined ushanka	2
🥈	warbear long johns	2
#435	warbear metalworking primer	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#114	warbear oil pan	2
🥈	warbear party pants	2
#4	warbear plain fedora	2
🥈	warbear plain helm	2
🥈	warbear plain ushanka	2
#363	warbear procedural hilarity drone	2
#298	warbear robo-camouflage unit	3
#431	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
#216	warbear soda machine assembler	2
🥉	warbear warscarf	2
#9	warbear whosit	14,200
#147	warehouse key	5
#30	water purification pills	920
#16	watered-down Red Minotaur	413
#34	waterlogged cloth	43
#34	waterlogged leather	44
#58	waterlogged metal	23
#53	waterlogged stuffing	25
#137	waterlogged wood	1
#51	willyweed	75
#314	wind-up meatcar	38
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
🥉	yellow drunki-bear	1,500
#1349	yo-yo	10

Wow, that's 4,974,205 items total!

what items are this player missing?