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| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
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| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
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| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
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| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #971 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
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| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
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| #322 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
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| #604 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
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| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
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| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
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| #210 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
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| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
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| #304 | kumquat | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
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| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #162 | lawnmower blade | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #124 | leaf | 1 |
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| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
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| #743 | leathery bat skin | 1 |
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| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #210 | libation of liveliness | 1 |
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| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
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| #1023 | line | 1 |
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| #865 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
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| #325 | lion oil | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
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| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
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| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #911 | lowercase N | 1 |
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| #227 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #192 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
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| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #641 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #681 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #490 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #308 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #832 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #478 | margarita | 1 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #919 | marshmallow | 1 |
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| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
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| #136 | meatloaf helmet | 1 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #166 | menudo | 1 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #936 | milky potion | 1 |
| #118 | mimosette | 1 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #312 | mixed wildflower greens | 1 |
| #468 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #586 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #136 | mother's secret recipe | 1 |
| #144 | moxie magnet | 1 |
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| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
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| #911 | murky potion | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #493 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #568 | necklace chain | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #119 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #218 | oil of expertise | 1 |
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| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
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| #255 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #794 | olive | 1 |
| #155 | olive lo mein | 1 |
| #81 | one-winged stab bat | 1 |
| #218 | onion shurikens | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #940 | orange | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
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| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #188 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #409 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
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| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #741 | palm frond | 1 |
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| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #244 | pants kit | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #985 | papaya | 1 |
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| #535 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #171 | papotion of papower | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
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| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
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| #254 | peach | 1 |
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| #236 | pear | 1 |
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| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1144 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
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| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
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| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
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| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
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| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
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| #107 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #485 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #378 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #444 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
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| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #555 | ram horns | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #303 | raspberry | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
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| #85 | ratskin belt | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #960 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #172 | really thick bandage | 1 |
| #794 | red pixel | 1 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
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| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
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| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
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| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
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| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
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| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #641 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
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| #318 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
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