| #22 | 4-d camera | 24 |
| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1044 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1446 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #63 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4298 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #523 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2385 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2774 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #913 | CRIMBCO scrip | 99 |
| #1646 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #1224 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #168 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2408 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #918 | Crimbo candied pecan | 7 |
| #942 | Crimbo fudge | 7 |
| #922 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 7 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2316 | Crimbuck | 13 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1297 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #412 | Drowsy Sword | 46 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1048 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1146 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1006 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #578 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 47 |
| #1041 | M-242 | 2 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #526 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #815 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1075 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1567 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1577 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1738 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1808 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #10 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #12 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1100 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 7 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #732 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #1569 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #896 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #131 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #1167 | badass belt | 47 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #457 | barbed-wire fence | 9 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #672 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #700 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #726 | black sword | 1 |
| #864 | black-and-blue light | 2 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #953 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #714 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #204 | breakfast mess | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1103 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #894 | bugbear bungguard | 2 |
| #593 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #3286 | candy cane | 4 |
| #470 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #1030 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #391 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #578 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #20 | clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box | 1 |
| #27 | clockwork chef-head-in-the-box | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #134 | clockwork maid | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #26 | club of corruption | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #37 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #17 | corrupt club of corruption | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #329 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #231 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #255 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #174 | dwarvish magazine | 7 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #2347 | easter egg balloon | 8 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #1811 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1416 | elven cellocello | 14 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1619 | elven suicide capsule | 9 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #98 | fat loot token | 45 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #677 | figurine of a charred seal | 3 |
| #372 | figurine of a cold seal | 16 |
| #409 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 2 |
| #243 | figurine of a sleek seal | 9 |
| #573 | figurine of a stinking seal | 2 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #210 | figurine of an ancient seal | 3 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #497 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #792 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #378 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #409 | fossilized limb | 18 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #306 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #408 | fossilized spike | 9 |
| #255 | fossilized spine | 7 |
| #592 | fossilized torso | 4 |
| #433 | fossilized wing | 6 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #740 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1415 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #152 | fudgesicle | 2 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #172 | gingerbread robot | 5 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1386 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1009 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #201 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #241 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #907 | handful of confetti | 47 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #149 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #353 | hellseal claw | 61 |
| #291 | hellseal whisker | 68 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #1704 | herringcello | 7 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #138 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 2 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #150 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #305 | kumquat | 1 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #1421 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #988 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #248 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #75 | meat golem | 1 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #1082 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #490 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #695 | mummy costume | 7 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #647 | night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #489 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #375 | obsidian dagger | 44 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #73 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #83 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #1944 | old sweatpants | 3 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #57 | oyster egg balloon | 7 |
| #926 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #1159 | pair of bolt cutters | 2 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #15 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #894 | passable elf mask | 6 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #1397 | penguin focaccia bread | 12 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #614 | petit 4.1 | 2 |
| #636 | petrified wood | 11 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #910 | pocketwatch on a chain | 3 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #480 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #481 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #501 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #487 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #491 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #1087 | poison pen | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #2127 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #43 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #88 | powdered sealbone | 1 |
| #236 | pretty bouquet | 9 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #742 | pumpkinhead mask | 7 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #1021 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #92 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #1032 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #160 | scrap of shadow | 1 |
| #191 | seal-blubber candle | 19 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #327 | shimmering tendrils | 2 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #968 | snake | 2 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #337 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| #328 | spaghetti cult rosary | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #667 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #972 | sparkler | 2 |
| #747 | spectre scepter | 44 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #1069 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #662 | spooky sap | 11 |
| #207 | spooky scarecrow | 1 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8944 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8863 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8949 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8830 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8924 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8972 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8978 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4801 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8805 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
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