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#27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
#733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
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#811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
#931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
#1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
#1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
#1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
#1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
#1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
#1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
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#1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
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#1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
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#287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
#2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
#272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
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#88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#1413 | Crimboween memo | 6 |
#1669 | Crimbuck | 100 |
#1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
#668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
#1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
#1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
#216 | Ent cider | 55 |
#172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
#90 | Gets-You-Drunk | 1 |
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#351 | Hell ramen | 7 |
🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
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🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
#453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
#148 | Meat maid body | 1 |
#347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
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#438 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 5 |
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🥉 | Newbiesport™ backpack | 1 |
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#129 | Red Pill | 3 |
#2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
#680 | Schrödinger's thermos | 10 |
#337 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 2 |
#272 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 18 |
#938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
#507 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
#967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
#127 | Tiki lighter | 3 |
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#931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
#158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
#161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
#189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
#1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
#200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
#472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
#776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
#139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
#109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
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🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
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#72 | bark beret | 1 |
#70 | bark boxers | 1 |
#91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
#1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
#1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
#372 | battered Crimbo Crate | 31 |
#687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
#1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
#463 | big rock | 1 |
#584 | bindlestocking | 2 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
#92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
#812 | black snowcone | 1 |
#924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
#253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
#621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
#174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
#981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
#954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
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#450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
#150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
#134 | bowler | 1 |
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🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
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#398 | bunch of bananas | 10 |
#465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
#227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
#391 | can of Binarrrca | 24 |
#484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
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#262 | canteen of wine | 96 |
#579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
#510 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 3 |
#91 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 105 |
#34 | chunk of rock salt | 1,400 |
#660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
#15 | coal paperweight | 2 |
#508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
#400 | colorful plastic ball | 36 |
🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
#29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
#261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
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#538 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
#146 | deck of tropical cards | 3 |
#1018 | delicious salad | 15 |
#505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
#5 | dictionary | 1 |
#1623 | dill | 1 |
#228 | dirty hobo gloves | 114 |
#820 | dollhive | 7 |
#595 | dusty Crimbo crate | 18 |
#138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
#627 | elven limbos gingerbread | 21 |
#358 | elven moonshine | 32 |
#194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
#479 | empty blowgun | 3 |
#2224 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
#86 | especially salty dog | 7 |
#646 | evil googly eye | 6 |
#360 | evil teddy bear | 40 |
#1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
#1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
#377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
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#2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
#1015 | fat stacks of cash | 3 |
#1747 | felt | 3 |
#546 | fire | 10 |
#80 | flaming talons | 194 |
#165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
#93 | floaty sand | 222 |
#1704 | ghost cucumber | 3 |
#398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
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#610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
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#366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
#264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
#211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
#590 | golden ring | 41 |
#222 | grass blade | 1 |
#193 | grass hat | 1 |
#188 | grass skirt | 1 |
#540 | green glowstick | 3 |
🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
#3890 | grue egg | 3 |
#156 | grue egg omelette | 21 |
🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
#1652 | handful of confetti | 22 |
#85 | handful of numbers | 4 |
#1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
#200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
#823 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 56 |
#1371 | ice-cold Willer | 4 |
#135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
#759 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
#649 | incredibly creepy marionette | 4 |
#453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
#689 | invisible bag | 1 |
#977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
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#1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
#41 | jingle bell | 1 |
#614 | killer rag doll | 4 |
#454 | killing feather | 64 |
#2061 | kite | 1 |
#1197 | knuckle sandwich | 6 |
#737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
#492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
#1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
#292 | live lobster | 1 |
#545 | loaded serum blowgun | 8 |
#622 | logic synthesizer | 15 |
#179 | lovecat tail | 5 |
#218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
🥈 | lucky Tam O'Shatner | 1 |
#686 | marionette | 2 |
#250 | marionette collective | 3 |
#145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
#109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
#1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
#491 | mulled cider | 1 |
#562 | mummy costume | 10 |
#1677 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
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#1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
#3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
#73 | nanofiber cloth | 91 |
#231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
#471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
#278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
#146 | oldcake | 3 |
#1617 | oozenog | 3 |
#392 | oriole-feather headdress | 3 |
#193 | oversized fish scaler | 14 |
#18 | ovoid leather thing | 5,789 |
#1756 | pail | 1 |
#239 | paperclip | 202 |
#105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
#100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
#92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
#102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
#363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
#229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
#233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
#190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
#753 | passable elf mask | 7 |
#657 | penguin focaccia bread | 25 |
#341 | penguin skin | 225 |
#263 | penguin thesaurus | 27 |
#274 | pet rock | 28 |
#369 | petrified wood | 22 |
#330 | phish stick | 3 |
#745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
#382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
#293 | pirate shirt | 6 |
#637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
#1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
#470 | pork elf goodies sack | 14 |
#1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
#2220 | possessed top | 1 |
#438 | pretty flower | 250 |
#321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
#734 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
#594 | pumpkinhead mask | 10 |
#866 | rag doll | 2 |
#2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
#326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
#303 | rigid carapace | 12 |
#439 | roboduck-on-a-string | 3 |
#1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
#534 | rogue swarmer | 72 |
#10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
#40 | salty dog | 4,628 |
#2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
#533 | sawblade fragment | 67 |
#210 | set of jacks | 1 |
#422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
#939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
#806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
#214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
#82 | slimy alveolus | 19 |
#1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
#10 | snow hat | 1 |
🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#1077 | spectral pickle | 3 |
🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
#551 | spooky bark | 17 |
#1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
#466 | spooky felt | 20 |
#1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
#737 | spooky length of string | 13 |
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#277 | spooky staff | 1 |
#236 | spooky stick | 48 |
#750 | spooky stuffing | 7 |
#521 | spooky toy wheel | 10 |
#514 | spooky wooden block | 13 |
#1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
#273 | stone banjo | 1 |
#6 | stone baseball cap | 2,968 |
#81 | stone turtle | 1 |
#502 | strange shiny disc | 9 |
#600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
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#3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
#8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
#1395 | stuffed doppelshifter | 6 |
#220 | stuffed gray blob | 207 |
#8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
#1071 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 9 |
#126 | supportive bra | 28 |
#158 | synthetic stuffing | 99 |
#468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
#2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
#350 | teddy borg | 30 |
#195 | theoretical string | 123 |
#361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
#261 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 25 |
#65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
#278 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 24 |
#221 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 18 |
#249 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 15 |
#383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
#297 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 21 |
#239 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 16 |
#42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
#501 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 9 |
#444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
#59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
#277 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 51 |
#620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
#180 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 46 |
#119 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 64 |
#175 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 14 |
#577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
#1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
#632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
#79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
#302 | tiny plastic Felonia | 13 |
#412 | tiny plastic G Imp | 16 |
#266 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 24 |
#247 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 25 |
#371 | tiny plastic Hellion | 18 |
#274 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 23 |
#49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
#130 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 29 |
#222 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 27 |
#301 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 21 |
#189 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 32 |
#261 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 25 |
#1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
#401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
#271 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 24 |
#255 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 25 |
#1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
#204 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 30 |
#280 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 23 |
#276 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 15 |
#262 | tiny plastic The Man | 15 |
#227 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 28 |
#344 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 9 |
#241 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 27 |
#284 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 13 |
#1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
#273 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 24 |
#270 | tiny plastic angry goat | 54 |
#220 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 26 |
#365 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 19 |
#290 | tiny plastic astronomer | 22 |
#248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 56 |
#230 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 61 |
#212 | tiny plastic beanbat | 29 |
#137 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 20 |
#234 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 59 |
#310 | tiny plastic blooper | 21 |
#283 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 23 |
#219 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 28 |
#991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
#466 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 35 |
#221 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 60 |
#319 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 13 |
#249 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 25 |
#269 | tiny plastic demoninja | 23 |
#307 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 13 |
#196 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 31 |
#1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
#425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
#280 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 22 |
#283 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 23 |
#220 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 28 |
#251 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 25 |
#232 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 58 |
#206 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 66 |
#206 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 68 |
#275 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 24 |
#1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
#313 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
#222 | tiny plastic goth giant | 28 |
#239 | tiny plastic grue | 57 |
#282 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 22 |
#183 | tiny plastic hermit | 18 |
#426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
#278 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 53 |
#210 | tiny plastic killer bee | 68 |
#280 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 23 |
#290 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 49 |
#301 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 49 |
#230 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 26 |
#292 | tiny plastic mosquito | 51 |
#1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
#231 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 28 |
#56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
#319 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 12 |
#66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
#57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
#303 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 50 |
#274 | tiny plastic sauceror | 14 |
#303 | tiny plastic scary clown | 21 |
#378 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 11 |
#266 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 24 |
#1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
#460 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 15 |
#270 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 23 |
#325 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 44 |
#278 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 23 |
#263 | tiny plastic stab bat | 55 |
#272 | tiny plastic star starfish | 51 |
#585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
#978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
#164 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 47 |
#131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
#294 | tiny plastic taco cat | 22 |
#164 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 33 |
#343 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 12 |
#243 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 26 |
#417 | tiny plastic warwelf | 16 |
#156 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 37 |
#53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
#335 | tiny plastic zmobie | 19 |
#2068 | top | 1 |
#156 | tortoise's blessing | 20 |
#423 | toy crazy train | 23 |
#214 | toy deathbot | 5 |
#1072 | toy jet pack | 5 |
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#407 | toy mercenary | 18 |
#1080 | toy ray gun | 6 |
#702 | toy soldier | 2 |
#1141 | toy space helmet | 5 |
#1383 | toy train | 1 |
#479 | tree skirt | 1 |
#407 | tree-eating kite | 84 |
#133 | tropical paperweight | 3 |
#1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
#834 | twitching claw | 6 |
#452 | unstable DNA | 116 |
#464 | unstable laser battery | 64 |
#53 | urinal cake | 1,000 |
#915 | valuable trinket | 63 |
#670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
#444 | vibrating cyborg knife | 11 |
#1551 | vinegar | 2 |
#899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
#585 | wang | 1 |
#444 | wheel | 9 |
#613 | witch hat | 1 |
#589 | wolfman mask | 10 |
#649 | yeti fur | 103 |
🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
#1584 | yo | 3 |
#1781 | yo-yo | 4 |
#851 | zombie pineal gland | 5 |