Neotemplar

RankItemQuantity
#72100-Watt bulb1
#278A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#967A. W. O. L. commendation1
#2232Ancient Saucehelm1
#1135Asleep in the Cemetery1
#437Atomic Comic1
#27Ax of L'rose1
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#436BGE tiny plastic toy3
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#934Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air3
#1504Bulky Buddy Box1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#1119CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1012CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1019CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1010CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#530CRIMBCO lanyard1
#1762CRIMBCO mug2
#846CRIMBCO scrip100
#1939CRIMBCO wine1
#1705CRIMBCOIDS mints3
#1190CRIMBCOLOAF4
#145Chorale of Companionship1
#288Cinco Mayo Lager1
#2465Colander of Em-er'il1
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#650Crimbo wreath1
#87Crimbolex watch1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#1411Crimboween memo6
#1670Crimbuck100
#1540Dickory Farms Gift Basket1
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#1789El Sombrero De Lopez1
#1469Elder Turtle Shell2
#217Ent cider55
#168Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy1
🥇French slippers1
#93Gets-You-Drunk1
#64Gnollish autoplunger4
#350Hell ramen7
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#839Kissin' Cousins1
🥈LARP membership card1
🥇LWA ring1
#457Lars the Cyberian1
#148Meat maid body1
#346Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#640Mob Penguin cellular phone27
#437Mob Penguin protection contract5
#171Mr. Balloon1
🥉Newbiesport™ backpack1
#2366Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster1
#129Red Pill3
#2542Scalp of Gorgolok1
#679Schrödinger's thermos10
#338Spooky-Gro fertilizer2
#272St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket18
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#509The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones2
#967The Joy of Wassailing1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#126Tiki lighter3
#848Time Juice7
#938Travels with Jerry1
#158Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#161Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#190Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
🥇Uncle Crimbo's Sack1
🥈Underworld trunk1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#472Wolfman Nardz1
#771Workytime Tea1
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#109adhesive tape dolly1
#2948ancient unspeakable fruitcake2
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#109anticheese126
#167antique beer1
#142antique painting of a landscape6
#934antique record album1
#769aspirin1
#1227astronaut pants4
#1108awful poetry journal21
#1019badass belt53
#2043ball1
#1031balloon monkey1
#653banana5
#389banana smoothie1
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#1914bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1427bath ball gift set1
#373battered Crimbo Crate31
#690beholed bedsheet1
#1067bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#475big rock1
#583bindlestocking2
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#94birthday party jellybean cheesecake1
#812black snowcone1
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#253blue plastic baby1
#624blueberry-frosted king cake1
#174bobble-hip hula elf doll1
#981borg sock monkey1
#953bottle of Blank-Out1
#4253bottle of goofballs2
#143bow staff1
#450bowl of lucky charms1
#151bowlegged pants1
#135bowler1
#1523box of sunshine115
#519broken cellular phone3
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#44bum cheek502
#398bunch of bananas10
#467bungle in the jungle1
#228burrowgrub hive1
#395can of Binarrrca24
#484can of CRIMBCOLA6
#546can of fake snow1
#709candy cane51
#2000candy kneecapping stick1
#1852candy knuckles1
#1328candy stake5
#262canteen of wine96
#580chocolate-covered scarab beetle1
#514chocolate-frosted king cake3
#91chunk of depleted Grimacite105
#33chunk of rock salt1,400
#663circular CRIMBCOOKIE3
#15coal paperweight2
#508colored-light "necklace"1
#400colorful plastic ball36
🥉control crystal1
#28crazy bastard sword1
#260crystallized memory1
#593cyborg doll2
#537cyborg stompin' boot4
#145deck of tropical cards3
#1017delicious salad15
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#5dictionary1
#1622dill1
#230dirty hobo gloves114
#822dollhive7
#596dusty Crimbo crate18
#138eXtreme meat sword1
#626elven limbos gingerbread21
#357elven moonshine32
#193elven whittling knife1
#480empty blowgun3
#2234enchanted leopard-print barbell1
#88especially salty dog7
#647evil googly eye6
#360evil teddy bear40
#1008fake plastic grass1
#1288fancy but probably evil chocolate4
#377fancy canapés1
#968fancy chocolate3
#2422fancy dress ball1
#1017fat stacks of cash3
#1747felt3
#553fire10
#80flaming talons194
#164floaty inverse geode1
#93floaty sand222
#1705ghost cucumber3
#398giant glass of brandy1
#1282gingerbread bugbear14
#3809gingerbread horror1
#608gingerbread house1
#1335gingerbread mutant bugbear4
#1499gloomy black mushroom1
#365gloomy mushroom wine1
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#211golden plastic oyster egg1
#589golden ring41
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#539green glowstick3
🥈green traffic cone1
#3897grue egg3
#155grue egg omelette21
🥇hand-knitted Crimbo socks1
#1657handful of confetti22
#86handful of numbers4
#1110high-resistance ultrapolymer plating1
#201hot stuffing1
#824ice-cold Sir Schlitz56
#1370ice-cold Willer4
#134imitation nice watch1
#758immense cyborg hand6
#649incredibly creepy marionette4
#456intriguing puzzle box1
#691invisible bag1
#978irradiated candy cane5
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#176jar of swamp gas400
#1072jawbruiser3
#41jingle bell1
#615killer rag doll4
#453killing feather64
#2061kite1
#1198knuckle sandwich6
#736laser-broiled pear12
#492left half of a heart necklace1
#1830licorice garrote1
#291live lobster1
#545loaded serum blowgun8
#621logic synthesizer15
#183lovecat tail5
#219lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
🥈lucky Tam O'Shatner1
#686marionette2
#251marionette collective3
#145miniature antlers1
#109misfit teddy bear1
#1341motivational poster1
#490mulled cider1
#562mummy costume10
#1676nanite-infested candy cane5
#2561nanite-infested eggnog2
#1963nanite-infested fruitcake3
#3424nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear1
#74nanofiber cloth91
#231obnoxious riddle2
#470oily golden mushroom1
#278oily mushroom wine1
#148oldcake3
#1616oozenog3
#392oriole-feather headdress3
#193oversized fish scaler14
#18ovoid leather thing5,789
#1761pail1
#239paperclip202
#103paperclip cape1
#99paperclip pants1
#91paperclip turban1
#101paperclip-on tie1
#364parasitic claw1
#229parasitic headgnawer1
#235parasitic strangleworm1
#192parasitic tentacles1
#753passable elf mask7
#657penguin focaccia bread25
#342penguin skin225
#263penguin thesaurus27
#274pet rock28
#368petrified wood22
#332phish stick3
#749picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#382pink plastic baby1
#293pirate shirt6
#635plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#1394polyalloy shield3
#474pork elf goodies sack14
#1024portable photocopier1
#2223possessed top1
#443pretty flower250
#321psycho sweater1
#733pulsing flesh5
#593pumpkinhead mask10
#866rag doll2
#2247razor-tipped yo-yo1
#326red plastic baby1
#303rigid carapace12
#439roboduck-on-a-string3
#1965robotronic egg1
#536rogue swarmer72
#10rose-colored glasses1
#40salty dog4,628
#2423sandwich of the gods1
#533sawblade fragment67
#210set of jacks1
#423severed rocking horse head1
#942skull-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#807sleeping stocking1
#214slime-soaked brain1
#82slimy alveolus19
#1273slow jam collection1
🥉snow belly1
#10snow hat1
🥉snow pants1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1074spectral pickle3
🥈speed limit shield1
#551spooky bark17
#1950spooky eggnog3
#466spooky felt20
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#736spooky length of string13
#386spooky sap22
#277spooky staff1
#236spooky stick48
#749spooky stuffing7
#520spooky toy wheel10
#514spooky wooden block13
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#273stone banjo1
#6stone baseball cap2,968
#81stone turtle1
#502strange shiny disc9
#600string of Crimbo lights1
#1473string of blue beads6
#1386string of green beads7
#1466string of red beads6
#134stringy sinew70
#3167stuffed alien blob1
#8866stuffed angry cow1
#1395stuffed doppelshifter6
#220stuffed gray blob207
#8894stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#1072sturdy Crimbo crate9
#125supportive bra28
#158synthetic stuffing99
#468tattered paper crown2
#2033teddy bear1
#349teddy borg30
#194theoretical string123
#360thermos of brew1
🥇time sleigh1
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#261tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf25
#65tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo1
#278tiny plastic Axe Wound24
#223tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth18
#251tiny plastic Beelzebozo15
#385tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#298tiny plastic Black Knight21
#240tiny plastic Bonerdagon16
#42tiny plastic Boris1
#501tiny plastic Boss Bat9
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#61tiny plastic Café Elf1
#277tiny plastic Cheshire bat51
#620tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#180tiny plastic Crimbo elf46
#119tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer64
#176tiny plastic Crimbo wreath14
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#636tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#79tiny plastic Dr. Awkward1
#303tiny plastic Felonia13
#414tiny plastic G Imp16
#266tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser24
#246tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester25
#371tiny plastic Hellion18
#274tiny plastic Iiti Kitty23
#49tiny plastic Jarlsberg1
#132tiny plastic Knob Goblin King29
#223tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter27
#300tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl21
#191tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist32
#260tiny plastic Knott Yeti25
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#271tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy24
#257tiny plastic Protagonist25
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#206tiny plastic Spam Witch30
#281tiny plastic Spunky Princess23
#275tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski15
#263tiny plastic The Man15
#229tiny plastic Trouser Snake28
#344tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo9
#241tiny plastic XXX pr0n27
#287tiny plastic accordion thief13
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#272tiny plastic angry bugbear24
#272tiny plastic angry goat54
#222tiny plastic anime smiley26
#367tiny plastic apathetic lizardman19
#289tiny plastic astronomer22
#249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy56
#232tiny plastic barrrnacle61
#214tiny plastic beanbat29
#138tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar20
#235tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball59
#310tiny plastic blooper21
#283tiny plastic brainsweeper23
#218tiny plastic briefcase bat28
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#469tiny plastic cocoabo35
#224tiny plastic coffee pixie60
#318tiny plastic conservationist hippy13
#249tiny plastic cubist bull25
#269tiny plastic demoninja23
#308tiny plastic disco bandit13
#198tiny plastic drunk goat31
#1017tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#280tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus22
#283tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker23
#221tiny plastic fluffy bunny28
#251tiny plastic fruit golem25
#235tiny plastic fuzzy dice58
#209tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick66
#208tiny plastic ghuol whelp68
#274tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers24
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#327tiny plastic golden gundam1
#222tiny plastic goth giant28
#242tiny plastic grue57
#282tiny plastic handsome mariachi22
#183tiny plastic hermit18
#428tiny plastic hobo elf1
#280tiny plastic howling balloon monkey53
#212tiny plastic killer bee68
#280tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box23
#293tiny plastic leprechaun49
#302tiny plastic levitating potato49
#229tiny plastic lobsterfrogman26
#293tiny plastic mosquito51
#1037tiny plastic mutant elf1
#231tiny plastic ninja snowman28
#57tiny plastic orphan1
#320tiny plastic pastamancer12
#67tiny plastic protector spectre1
#59tiny plastic reindeer1
#304tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime50
#277tiny plastic sauceror14
#304tiny plastic scary clown21
#381tiny plastic seal clubber11
#267tiny plastic senile lihc24
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#462tiny plastic smarmy pirate15
#272tiny plastic spiny skelelton23
#327tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton44
#280tiny plastic spooky vampire23
#264tiny plastic stab bat55
#274tiny plastic star starfish51
#585tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#979tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#166tiny plastic sweet nutcracker47
#126tiny plastic sword1
#296tiny plastic taco cat22
#166tiny plastic topiary golem33
#347tiny plastic turtle tamer12
#244tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni26
#417tiny plastic warwelf16
#159tiny plastic whitesnake37
#55tiny plastic wild beaver1
#335tiny plastic zmobie19
#2070top1
#156tortoise's blessing20
#423toy crazy train23
#214toy deathbot5
#1073toy jet pack5
#546toy maglev monorail2
#406toy mercenary18
#1081toy ray gun6
#701toy soldier2
#1142toy space helmet5
#1384toy train1
#479tree skirt1
#408tree-eating kite84
#132tropical paperweight3
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#833twitching claw6
#451unstable DNA116
#465unstable laser battery64
#54urinal cake1,000
#914valuable trinket63
#676vanilla-frosted king cake1
#443vibrating cyborg knife11
#1549vinegar2
#900wad of cotton1
#586wang1
#444wheel9
#615witch hat1
#590wolfman mask10
#649yeti fur103
🥇yield shield1
#1584yo3
#1779yo-yo4
#852zombie pineal gland5

Wow, that's 24,236 items total!

what items are this player missing?