Museum :: siniam

siniam

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1438	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#341	30669 scroll	25
#603	33398 scroll	15
#143	334 scroll	50
#889	4-ball	3
#362	4-dimensional guitar	2
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#1778	8-ball	3
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#1116	Angry Farmer candy	27
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#861	BGE merchandise order form	2
#4297	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#674	Black No. 2	2
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#331	Blatantly Canadian	7
#2385	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#2775	Boss Bat britches	1
#1566	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#535	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
#42	Cloaca grenade	303
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#878	Corpse Island iced tea	5
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#238	Crimbo wreath	3
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#475	Crimboween memo	21
#4251	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#340	Daffy Taffy	97
#63	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	264
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#1939	Dolphin King's crown	1
#184	Dramatic™ range	8
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#123	Dyspepsi grenade	109
#530	Dyspepsi-Cola	116
#999	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#493	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#548	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	2
#404	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	17
#607	Gaia beads	1
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#552	Gnollish flyswatter	3
#409	Gnollish pie server	3
#233	Gnollish pie tin	17
#579	Gnollish plunger	2
#425	Gnollish slotted spoon	3
#200	Gummi-DNA	5
#20	Hell broth	29
#512	Hell ramen	2
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#399	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	4
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#820	Knob Goblin elite helm	2
#815	Knob Goblin elite pants	2
#792	Knob Goblin elite polearm	2
#391	Knob Goblin firecracker	43
#780	Knob Goblin harem pants	2
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#101	Knob Goblin love potion	179
#366	Knob Goblin melon baller	4
#913	Knob Goblin pants	2
#226	Knob Goblin perfume	15
#116	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	15
#849	Knob Goblin scimitar	3
#77	Knob Goblin seltzer	454
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#87	Knob Goblin steroids	205
#87	Knob Goblin superseltzer	108
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#672	Knob Goblin visor	3
#221	Knob mushroom	50
#88	Knob sausage	153
#185	Knoll mushroom	78
#193	Knoll shroomkabob	8
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#1200	M-242	1
#1005	Mad Train wine	28
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#401	Manetwich	1
#476	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	7
#756	Meleegra™ pills	6
#630	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	31
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#902	Mob Penguin cellular phone	15
#644	Mohawk wig	6
#428	Monstar energy beverage	5
#491	Mountain Stream soda	25
#1065	Mr. Mediocrebar	41
#239	NG	4
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#845	Orcish baseball cap	1
#794	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#194	Orcish meat locker	2
#555	PADL Phone	2
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#338	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	2
#985	Rock Pops	48
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#701	SPF 451 lip balm	2
#2542	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#974	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#330	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	4
#697	Spam Witch sammich	15
#292	Spooky Surprise Egg	47
#265	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	3
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#387	Swabbie™ swab	3
#540	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	88
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#563	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#402	Trollhouse cookies	90
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#117	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	32
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#10	Unionize The Elves sign	2
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#852	Wand of Nagamar	3
#238	Wolfman Nardz	6
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#1613	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#1055	Yummy Tummy bean	150
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#779	abominable snowcone	9
#801	acid-squirting flower	2
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#714	adder bladder	2
#953	amulet of extreme plot significance	5
#477	ancient Magi-Wipes	6
#1251	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	5
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#1126	anniversary gift box	4
#255	ant pick	1
#877	anticheese	2
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#722	antique greaves	2
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#745	antique helmet	2
#744	antique shield	2
#609	antique spear	5
#411	armgun	2
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#855	arrrgyle socks	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#325	asbestos ore	20
#262	asbestos staff	2
#478	asbestos sword	1
#673	asparagus knife	5
#769	aspirin	1
#643	asshat	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#1851	baby killer bee	1
#1480	baconstone	4
#238	baconstone bracelet	2
#261	baconstone ring	1
#7427	badass belt	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#430	balaclava	1
#407	balaclava baklava	5
#305	balloon helmet	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#634	bar skin	10
#675	barbed-wire fence	4
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#458	baseball	8
#396	bat wing	30
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#665	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#784	batblade	1
#769	battered Crimbo Crate	10
#587	beach glass bead	2
#182	bean burrito	4
#132	beanbag chair	5
#685	beer bomb	10
#572	beer bong	1
#673	beer helmet	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#430	beholed bedsheet	2
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#117	bigger stick	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#135	bird rib	14
#551	bit-o-cactus	2
#332	black & tan	5
#351	black eyedrops	2
#189	black facepaint	1
#489	black forest cake	3
#290	black forest ham	7
#694	black greaves	1
#547	black helmet	2
#343	black pepper	5
#330	black pixel	70
#336	black pudding	6
#667	black shield	1
#197	black snowcone	19
#727	black sword	1
#566	blackberry	7
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#223	blue paisley oyster egg	14
#475	blue pixel	105
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#216	blue snowcone	88
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#123	boring spaghetti	6
#953	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#196	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	39
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#463	bottle of Pinot Renoir	2
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#563	bottle of alcohol	2
#874	bottle of gin	7
#5024	bottle of goofballs	1
#573	bottle of rum	65
#417	bottle of sewage schnapps	10
#666	bottle of tequila	18
#236	bottle of ultravitamins	2
#665	bottle of vodka	12
#257	bottle of whiskey	184
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#443	bowl of cottage cheese	37
#289	bowl of lucky charms	2
#300	box	44
#5011	box of sunshine	7
#421	boxed wine	50
#455	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#247	brainy skull	1
#1268	broken skull	1
#502	broken sword	2
#445	bronzed locust	2
#418	brown sugar cane	6
#615	bubblewrap ore	1
#223	bubbly potion	77
#1102	bugbear beanie	1
#893	bugbear bungguard	2
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#321	bunch of square grapes	10
#374	buoybottoms	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#1590	can of Binarrrca	2
#1889	can of CRIMBCOLA	2
#711	can of Red Minotaur	3
#471	can of Swiller	2
#401	can of maces	2
#591	can of spinach	3
#2396	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	2
#1280	candied yams	6
#1016	candy cane	34
#1564	candy kneecapping stick	2
#666	candy knuckles	4
#3108	candy stake	2
#500	carbonated water lily	3
#609	cardboard ore	1
#684	cardboard wakizashi	1
#179	carob chunk cookies	15
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#417	carob chunks	8
#873	casino pass	1
#429	cast	35
#410	catgut	13
#324	cement sandals	3
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#1063	chaos butterfly	30
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#83	chef skull	1
#466	chef's hat	15
#182	cherry	36
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#221	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	10
#427	chocolate-frosted king cake	4
#672	chopsticks	2
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#350	chrome ore	15
#523	chrome sword	1
#2110	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#662	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#445	clay peace-sign bead	4
#255	cloudy potion	61
#798	clown shoes	1
#533	clown skin	7
#185	clown wig	1
#2495	club necklace	2
#457	cocktail napkin	4
#763	cocoa egg	7
#401	cocoa eggshell fragment	143
#953	coconut shell	6
#597	coffin lid	1
#377	cog	77
#623	cold ninja mask	2
#147	cold nuggets	14
#65	cold powder	23
#281	cold wad	4
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#450	communications windchimes	8
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#864	cool whip	1
#522	corn holder	1
#287	cornuthaum	22
#1029	corpse on the beach	4
#1185	corpsedriver	3
#1222	corpsetini	3
#349	cranberries	73
#706	crowbarrr	1
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#221	dark potion	80
#1037	dead guy's watch	2
#398	decaying goldfish liver	9
#285	decorative fountain	25
#414	dehydrated caviar	7
#591	demon skin	8
#437	dented harmonica	1
#448	deodorant	3
#432	desiccated apricot	9
#2468	diamond necklace	2
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#597	didgeridooka	1
#1097	dirty hobo gloves	1
#983	disassembled clover	15
#393	disbelief suspenders	2
#1849	disco ball	1
#1718	disco mask	1
#608	disease	10
#513	disembodied brain	4
#292	disembodied smile	1
#344	dishrag	1
#180	disintegrating quill pen	56
#478	displaced fish	5
#582	distilled fortified wine	3
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#890	doll house	4
#1168	dollhive	3
#586	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#395	double daisy	1
#522	drab sonata	5
#772	draggin' ball hat	2
#374	dreadlock whip	1
#782	dried face	1
#763	drum machine	1
#252	dry noodles	531
#1979	drywall axe	1
#905	duck-on-a-string	2
#1729	duct tape	5
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#1315	dusty Crimbo crate	2
#353	dusty bottle of Marsala	46
#292	dusty bottle of Merlot	75
#349	dusty bottle of Muscat	47
#377	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	40
#428	dusty bottle of Port	33
#550	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	16
#896	eXtreme mittens	1
#856	eXtreme scarf	1
#5138	easter egg balloon	1
#214	effervescent potion	82
#506	eggnog	35
#1667	elven cellocello	10
#793	elven suicide capsule	23
#833	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	6
#110	empty meat tank	43
#370	enchanted bean	5
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#541	energy drink IV	1
#734	enormous belt buckle	1
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#337	evil golden arch	27
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#145	exotic orchid	1
#336	exploding hacky-sack	2
#374	extra-strength strongness elixir	2
#312	eye of newt	34
#907	eyepatch	2
#723	f3d0r4	3
#1944	facsimile dictionary	1
#374	fairy gravy boat	2
#761	fake blood	1
#291	false eyelashes	1
#736	fancy bath salts	3
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#1829	fancy chocolate	2
#410	fancy chocolate car	7
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#65	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	7
#572	fancy seashell necklace	1
#304	felt	27
#656	ferret bait	1
#138	fettucini Inconnu	8
#409	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	2
#106	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#972	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#671	filthy lucre	55
#388	filthy pestle	4
#527	filthy poultice	1
#1765	fire	1
#220	fizzy potion	77
#955	flaming crutch	1
#768	flaming feather	2
#793	flaming talons	2
#320	flange	8
#488	flaregun	16
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#790	flirtatious feather	1
#543	flute of flat champagne	7
#496	foam noodle	1
#632	foolscap fool's cap	2
#450	fricasseed brains	1
#777	frightful feather	1
#194	frigid hankyū	2
#630	frigid ninja stars	25
#393	frilly skirt	9
#811	frozen feather	1
#597	frozen nunchaku	2
#236	fruit bowl	1
#887	fruitcake	23
#650	funky dried mushroom	3
#541	furniture dolly	1
#1096	furry fur	10
#428	furry pants	1
#2297	fuzzy dice	3
#363	gator skin	13
#56	gazing shoes	1
#426	ghuol ears	25
#554	ghuol egg	21
#335	ghuol egg quiche	4
#470	ghuol guolash	12
#257	ghuol-ear kabob	1
#1641	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1517	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#564	giant foam finger	1
#1255	giant needle	1
#2128	giant pinky ring	2
#495	gingerbread bugbear	48
#1745	gingerbread horror	4
#307	gingerbread house	2
#682	gingerbread mutant bugbear	6
#189	glass of goat's milk	74
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#953	glowing red eye	2
#747	gnatwing	1
#538	gnauga hide	5
#254	gnoll lips	15
#660	gnoll teeth	2
#706	goat beard	2
#186	goat cheese	165
#311	goat cheese pizza	27
#355	goatskin umbrella	3
#272	gob of wet hair	67
#692	golden ring	40
#1244	googly eye	8
#180	gr8ps	33
#359	grapefruit	17
#439	grapes	11
#501	grave robbing shovel	1
#1297	green beer	5
#473	green pixel	90
#489	green smoke bomb	1
#191	green snowcone	113
#596	gremlin juice	1
#363	grog	3
#751	grouchy restless spirit	4
#1812	grue egg	13
#391	grungy bandana	1
#533	guano coffee cup	1
#532	hair spray	3
#1648	hamethyst	3
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#198	hamethyst earring	1
#263	hamethyst ring	1
#4478	handful of confetti	2
#907	handful of hand chalk	9
#483	handful of moss	3
#352	handful of nuts and berries	2
#407	handful of pine needles	2
#622	handful of sand	9
#632	handful of sawdust	1
#401	handful of walnuts	2
#2507	heart necklace	2
#124	heart of rock and roll	1
#1454	heart-shaped balloon	1
#1063	heavy D	3
#758	hellion cube	2
#1877	helmet turtle	1
#347	hemp string	33
#322	herb brownies	86
#1515	herbal stuffing	4
#456	herbs	29
#262	hermit permit	11
#1296	herringcello	14
#210	hill of beans	125
#550	hippy medical kit	1
#578	hippy protest button	1
🥉	hobo code binder	1
#1105	hobo nickel	11
#492	honey-dipped locust	2
#588	hot date	2
#998	hot katana blade	1
#159	hot nuggets	15
#124	hot powder	14
#197	hot wad	28
#390	hot wing	140
#606	huge spoon	1
#729	hypodermic needle	1
#1401	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	8
#302	ice-cold Willer	163
#1356	ice-cold fotie	1
#616	icy katana hilt	1
#1588	immense cyborg hand	3
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#739	infernal insoles	1
#577	inflatable duck	1
#137	inkwell	64
#421	invisible bag	2
#683	irate sombrero	1
#2407	irradiated candy cane	2
#1052	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	2
#227	jack flapper	2
#734	jawbruiser	4
#212	jewelry-making pliers	2
#41	jingle bell	1
#543	jug-o-magicalness	1
#306	jumbo olive	6
#722	ketchup hound	2
#531	kick-ass kicks	1
#499	kickback cookbook	1
#1289	killer rag doll	1
#1714	killing feather	27
#771	kneecapping stick	12
#290	knob bugle	2
#1515	knuckle sandwich	1
#61	large cocoa eggshell fragment	32
#2488	laser-broiled pear	9
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1016	lead necklace	3
#206	lead yo-yo	1
#298	leaflet	3
#692	leather chaps	1
#731	leather mask	2
#510	leathery bat skin	7
#578	leathery cat skin	6
#587	leathery rat skin	1
#491	lemon	71
#253	length of string	46
#670	leotarrrd	1
#210	libation of liveliness	1
#975	licorice garrote	3
#360	lihc eye	44
#624	lihc eye pie	1
#750	lihc face	2
#237	lime	57
#1210	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	1
#493	line	74
#456	linoleum crossbow	1
#337	linoleum ore	15
#437	linoleum staff	1
#521	linoleum sword	1
#107	lion oil	18
#1001	little paper umbrella	6
#836	live wire	1
#306	long pork	4
#383	long skinny balloon	18
#1453	loose teeth	1
#247	los chinos	2
#163	lotion of coldness	3
#236	lotion of hotness	1
#135	lotion of sleaziness	6
#241	lotion of spookiness	1
#140	lotion of stench	4
#618	lowercase N	7
#99	lucky ball-and-chain	1
#1622	lucky rabbit's foot	2
#425	lupine sword	1
#1347	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#1372	mafia aria	6
#337	magic whistle	2
#659	magical ice cubes	24
#301	magical mystery juice	30
#318	magicalness-in-a-can	11
#403	magilaser blastercannon	2
#185	maiden wig	16
#750	many-eyed glasses	1
#499	maple syrup	7
#596	mariachi G-string	2
#1132	mariachi pants	2
#1086	marionette	1
#736	marzipan skull	9
#180	massive sitar	1
#2384	mauve striped oyster egg	1
#217	meat engine	10
#649	meat stack	15
#658	meat vortex	20
#514	megatofu	4
#671	mesh cap	1
#775	metallic A	12
#193	milk of magnesium	7
#210	milky potion	79
#281	mind flayer corpse	54
#22	miniature gravy-covered maypole	1
#487	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#314	mixed wildflower greens	1
#532	molotov cocktail cocktail	2
#1319	monomolecular yo-yo	9
#645	mother's little helper	1
#145	moxie magnet	1
#122	moxie weed	238
#208	mulled cider	9
#992	mummy costume	1
#562	mummy wrapping	11
#201	murky potion	87
#1680	mylar scout drone	1
#3075	nanite-infested candy cane	2
#2560	nanite-infested eggnog	2
#2618	nanite-infested fruitcake	2
#2715	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	2
#492	natural fennel soda	1
#211	necklace chain	14
#868	night-vision goggles	2
#858	ninja hot pants	1
#313	ninja mop	6
#262	nothing-in-the-box	1
#3382	obsidian dagger	1
#1363	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
#1206	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	2
#216	off-white striped oyster egg	13
#150	oil of oiliness	6
#218	oil of stability	1
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#373	olive	22
#1187	oozenog	4
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#335	sonar-in-a-biscuit	28
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#2765	tiny plastic Hellion	2
#3883	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#3912	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3896	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
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#3892	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
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#3925	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
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#586	wang	1
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#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#399	yellow candygram	1
#648	yeti fur	104
#2204	yo	1
#1886	yo-yo	3

Wow, that's 23,614 items total!

what items are this player missing?