Museum :: Lord

Lord_Josh

Rank	Item	Quantity
#577	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#9	4:20 bomb	319
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#835	Angelhair Culottes	1
#1227	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#58	BOOtonniere	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#183	Baja sopapilla	5
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#80	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	6
#975	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	12
#509	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	4
🥉	Belt of Loathing	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
#568	Blood Light	1
#79	Blue Diamond of Honesty	6
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#888	Bonerdagon necklace	11
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#337	Boss Bat bling	10
#625	Boss Bat britches	24
#24	Brand of Violence	1
#68	Bright Water	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#310	C.H.U.M. knife	3
#82	C.H.U.M. lantern	2
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#1762	CRIMBCO mug	2
#1048	CRIMBCO scrip	50
#1646	CRIMBCO wine	2
#2141	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#25	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	5
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#82	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#91	Chester's sunglasses	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#572	Chroner	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#99	Cloaca Cola Polar	23
#895	Codpiece of the Goblin King	8
#968	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#19	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#1199	Corpse Island iced tea	3
#27	Covers-Your-Head	1
#233	Crimbo salad	5
#175	Crimbojito	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#186	Crown of the Goblin King	107
#102	D roll	137
#67	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	8
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#1105	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#17	Drapes-You-Regally	1
#49	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	228
#8	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	2
#13	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	1
#26	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1
#7	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	26
#8	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	2
#400	Drowsy Sword	47
#4	Drunkula's bell	1
#23	Drunkula's cape	1
#7	Drunkula's ring of haze	1
#28	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#7	Drunkula's wineglass	1
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#480	El Sombrero De Lopez	5
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#49	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#130	Fantasma en la Máquina	19
#105	Flaskfull of Hollow	6
#46	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#248	Freddy Kruegerand	1
#95	Friendliness Beverage	100
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#83	Frosty's arm	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#698	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#120	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#152	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	4
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#16	Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#520	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#24	Gets-You-Drunk	6
#88	Gin Mint	1
#12	Girdle of Hatred	1
#349	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	7
#1048	Go-Wassail	1
#4	Goggles of Loathing	1
#52	Golden Light	1
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#11	Great Wolf's beastly trousers	1
#29	Great Wolf's headband	1
#28	Great Wolf's left paw	1
#8	Great Wolf's lice	1
#10	Great Wolf's right paw	2
#5	Great Wolf's rocket launcher	1
#11	Green Clover of Justice	73
#5	HOA citation pad	1
#7	HOA regulation book	1
#7	HOA zombie eyes	1
#41	Half a Purse	1
#50	Hand in Glove	1
#42	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
#43	Handsome Devil	1
#295	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	12
#1144	Heimandatz's heart	1
#7	Helps-You-Sleep	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#24	Hodgman's whackin' stick	1
#24	Hunger™ Sauce	6
#87	Inner Strength	4
#164	Inner Truth	3
#170	Inner Wisdom	3
#119	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
#59	Irish Coffee, English Heart	1
#936	Jack-in-the-box	3
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#5	Jeans of Loathing	1
#1285	Jocko Homo's head	1
#20	Jodhpurs of Violence	1
#462	Knob Goblin lunchbox	2
#725	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#127	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	19
#330	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	4
#320	Lederhosen of the Night	4
#18	Lens of Hatred	1
#6	Lens of Violence	2
#1063	Let Me Be!	1
#174	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	128
#35	Louder Than Bomb	1
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#10	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	1
#48	Mark V Steam-Hat	10
#103	Mark of the Bugbear	2
#22	Mark of the Ghost	12
#29	Mark of the Skeleton	9
#40	Mark of the Vampire	7
#129	Mark of the Werewolf	1
#32	Mark of the Zombie	8
#29	Mayor Ghost's cloak	1
#14	Mayor Ghost's gavel	1
#24	Mayor Ghost's khakis	1
#11	Mayor Ghost's sash	1
#28	Mayor Ghost's toupee	1
#44	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
#33	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	3
#325	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	2
#284	Microplushie: Bropane	43
#342	Microplushie: Dorkonide	10
#343	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	13
#410	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	5
#285	Microplushie: Gothochondria	33
#349	Microplushie: Hippylase	34
#579	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#313	Microplushie: Hobomosome	19
#300	Microplushie: Otakulone	46
#324	Microplushie: Raverdrine	22
#283	Microplushie: Sororitrate	37
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#42	Miserable Pie	1
#103	Morto Moreto	1
#289	Mr. Joe's bangles	5
#126	New Zealand iced tea	101
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#368	Nightstalker perfume	2
#17	Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	1
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#477	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	2
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#1270	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#40	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	1
#84	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	1
#1229	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	4
#16	Pantaloons of Hatred	1
🥈	Peppermint Pip Packet	1
#22	Pigsticker of Violence	1
#104	Pocket Square of Loathing	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#776	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#892	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#887	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#7	Protects-Your-Junk	1
#7	Quiets-Your-Steps	1
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#652	Red Rover BB gun	2
#45	Rethinking Candy	1
#149	Rompedores de Fantasmas	11
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#714	Safari Jack's moustache	2
#43	Saucepanic	1
#2543	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#4	Scepter of Loathing	1
#25	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	6
#921	Schrödinger's thermos	3
#7	Science Notebook	2
#210	Serenity trading card	1
#55	Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	1
#31	Sheila Take a Crossbow	1
#404	Silver Bullet beer	4
🥇	Silver HP-35 Calculator	1
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#21	Staff of Simmering Hatred	1
#34	Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	1
#51	Strikes Again Bigmouth	1
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#19	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	14
#288	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	50
#244	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	62
#264	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	55
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#4	Tales of Dread	1
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#98	Temps Tempranillo	1
#98	Tequiz Navidad	1
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#23	The Big Book of Communism	1
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#82	The Bomb	1
#361	The Cooler Out of Space	5
#357	The Mariachi's guitar case	5
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#77	This Charming Flan	1
#15	Thriller Ice	8
#28	Thunkula's drinking cap	1
#361	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	11
#333	Thwaitgold ant statuette	4
#835	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#20	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	12
#298	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	14
#1737	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#307	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	8
#247	Thwaitgold moth statuette	2
#625	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#663	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	1
#953	Thwaitgold spider statuette	1
#2343	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#575	Tiki lighter	1
#19	Time Cloak	1
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
🥉	Treads of Loathing	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#326	Tuesday's ruby	6
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
🥈	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#22	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#21	Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	1
#10	Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword	1
#13	Unkillable Skeleton's shield	1
#23	Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	1
#32	Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	1
#98	Ur-Donut	1
#1189	Valentine	10
#42	Vicar's Tutu	1
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#205	Wand of Oscus	1
#18	Warms-Your-Tush	1
#33	Work is a Four Letter Sword	1
#88	Wrecked Generator	1
#511	Yakisoba's hat	3
#21	Yellow Moon of Compassion	54
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#50	Zombo's grievous greaves	2
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#13	Zombo's shoulder blade	3
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#13	aerogel accordion	1
#8	aerogel apron	1
#13	aerogel ascot	1
#183	alien drugs	10
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#395	ammonite fossil	11
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#57	antique spyglass	1
#51	baconstone	120
#32	bad vibroknife	1
#605	badass belt	81
#49	bag of unfinished business	1
#795	baggie of powdered sugar	10
#12	bakelite backpack	1
#10	bakelite badge	1
#16	bakelite belt	1
#12	bakelite bowl	1
#15	bakelite breeches	1
#14	bakelite brooch	1
#2043	ball	1
#185	banana supersucker	2
#969	bananagate	1
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#183	bark rootbeer	5
#1660	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#448	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#619	belemnite fossil	5
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#152	birdbone corset	1
#482	bite-me-red lipstick	9
#54	black brandy	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#63	blammer	1
#117	blob of Alphredo™	4
#477	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	14
#42	blood sausage	3
#214	blue grass	1
#475	blue plasma ball	72
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#1676	blue plastic oyster egg	2
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#140	blueberry-frosted king cake	10
#69	blunt cat claw	1
#56	blunt icepick	1
#70	bobcat grenade	1
#36	bone and arrows	1
#52	bone crusher	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#104	bottle of Bloodweiser	1
#715	bottle of bubbles	1
#135	bottle of peppermint schnapps	2
#157	bottle of sewage schnapps	51
#191	bottled day	1
#61	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	2
#296	bowl of fishysoisse	3
#133	box of Familiar Jacks	1
#74	box of hammers	1
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
🥉	brass Dreadsylvanian flask	1
#255	bread line	4
#135	breakfast mess	15
#41	broken clock	2
#130	buñuelos Jaliscos	6
#297	bubble-wrap simulator	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#161	bucket of wine	1
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#108	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	5
#353	can of CRIMBCOLA	7
#298	can of V-11	1
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#80	can of sterno	3
#571	candied bolts	3
#128	candied nuts	7
#4137	candy cane	2
#259	candy cigarette	1
#49	candy necktie	1
#3830	candy stake	1
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#37	chakra malt	11
#173	chakra sludge	5
#129	chakra-mental wine	1
#78	chaos popcorn	4
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#70	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	1
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#21	circle drum	1
#63	classy monkey	9
#55	clock-cleaning hammer	1
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#56	cod cape	1
#20	cold cluster	1
#122	cold-filtered water	1
#716	comfy coffin	1
#169	communal gobstopper	5
#313	cookie cookie	3
#64	cool cat claw	1
#63	cool cat elixir	1
🥇	cool iron breastplate	1
🥈	cool iron greaves	1
🥉	cool iron helmet	1
#70	cool jelly donut	1
#270	corncob pipe	5
#897	corpse on the beach	5
#1183	corpsedriver	3
#1027	corpsetini	4
#529	corrupted data	11
#111	creepy voodoo doll	1
#22	crystal belt buckle	1
#103	crystal skull	1
#306	cup of infinite pencils	4
#196	cursed scrunchie	6
#593	cyborg doll	2
#1245	cyborg stompin' boot	2
#323	deadly lampshade	3
#203	decaying goldfish liver	39
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#61	dethklok	1
#662	disco ball	37
#725	disco mask	25
#130	discocktail	51
#1640	doll house	1
#1312	dollhive	2
#53	drafty drawers	1
#31	dread tarragon	2
#52	dreadful roast	2
#128	droll monocle	9
#52	dubious loincloth	1
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#313	easter egg balloon	65
#36	eau de mort	1
#51	eerie fetish	1
#2834	eggnog	1
#100	eldritch alignment spray	3
#40	eldritch concentrate	1
#72	eldritch distillate	1
#270	eldritch effluvium	25
#88	eldritch elixir	1
#46	eldritch extract	3
#12	eldritch hammer	1
#16	eldritch hat	1
#65	eldritch ichor	86
#89	eldritch mushroom	1
#61	eldritch mushroom pizza	1
#13	eldritch pants	1
#73	eldritch rub	1
#42	eldritch scanner	1
#4	eldritch tincture (depleted)	1
#96	electric Kool-Aid	1
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#8	elevenderizing hammer	1
#4	elevennis shoes	1
#32	elf ploughshare	1
#1589	elven limbos gingerbread	2
#1586	elven moonshine	1
#1396	elven socks	1
#22	elven tambourine	1
#1116	enchanted leopard-print barbell	4
#155	expensive cigar	1
🥈	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	1
#745	extra-greasy slider	1
#20	faded green protest sign	2
#17	faded red protest sign	2
#138	fancy beef jerky	1
#2520	fancy chocolate	1
#2035	fancy dress ball	2
#923	fancy opera glasses	1
#1426	festive holiday hat	1
🥈	festive warbear bank	1
#520	fetid feather	7
#392	figurine of a charred seal	8
#147	figurine of a cute baby seal	1
#423	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	1
#304	figurine of an ancient seal	1
#182	figurine of an armored seal	1
#191	flamin' bindle	4
#276	flaming feather	41
#235	flan del mar	3
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#212	flirtatious feather	37
#143	fluid of fudge-finding	1
#61	fluorescent lightbulb	1
#444	frayed rope belt	2
#71	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	7
#234	freezin' bindle	3
#423	frightful feather	14
#740	frigid fudgepuck	1
#70	frosty halo	2
#464	frozen banquet	4
#65	frozen danish	1
#267	frozen feather	40
#55	frying brainpan	1
#429	fudge lily	10
#145	fudge spork	2
#1415	fudgecule	1
#64	fudgesicle	8
#78	furry halo	1
#131	future drug: Coolscaline	9
#138	future drug: Muscularactum	8
#159	future drug: Smartinex	5
#949	garish pinky ring	1
#200	gator skin	45
#23	ghost pepper	7
#317	ghost trap	2
#416	giant discarded bottlecap	12
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#489	giant discarded torn-up glove	9
#99	giant green gummi ingot	4
#103	giant red gummi ingot	3
#100	giant yellow gummi ingot	3
#60	gingerbread gavel	1
#45	gingerbread hoodie	1
#32	gingerbread mask	1
#939	gingerbread mutant bugbear	5
#634	gingerbread robot	2
#65	glacial clock	1
#201	glass of bourbon	1
#198	government cheese	10
#134	government-issued night-vision goggles	3
#60	grandfather watch	1
#70	grape troll doll	1
#58	graveyard snowglobe	2
#1387	gray bow tie	1
#242	green drunki-bear	1
🥉	green face paint	1
#692	green gummi ingot	18
#53	grilled cheese sandwich	1
#123	guard turtle collar	7
#235	guard turtle shell	9
#47	guts necklace	1
#112	hambrosier	1
#67	hamethyst	96
#262	handful of confetti	134
#124	handful of crafty noodles	4
#134	hardened slime belt	1
#150	hardened slime hat	1
#143	hardened slime pants	1
🥇	hazardous sauce dosimeter	1
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#654	heart of the volcano	10
#160	heavy leather-bound tome	1
#243	hellseal claw	115
#210	hellseal whisker	108
#60	helm of the white knight	1
#173	hemp candy necklace	5
#556	holiday cheese log	3
#75	holy bomb, batman	1
#47	hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	1
#1278	immense cyborg hand	4
#63	insane tophat	1
#35	intimidating coiffure	2
#232	invisible bag	4
#978	irradiated candy cane	5
#6	ittah bittah hookah	1
#139	ivory cue ball	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#699	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#405	jar of squeeze	2
#453	java cookie	2
#1065	jerky coins	1
#244	jive turkey leg	1
#77	kiwi beak	16
#623	kneecapping stick	18
#1515	knuckle sandwich	1
#897	kumquartz	1
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#250	kumquat supersucker	1
#1086	lavender paisley oyster egg	3
#1590	lavender plastic oyster egg	2
#1766	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#126	law-abiding citizen cane	2
#201	leather bookmark	1
#255	legitimate business on the beach	2
#521	lewd playing card	4
#433	licorice root	7
#173	lime supersucker	2
#133	liquid shifting time weirdness	8
#24	little red book	1
#82	loaf of alien bread	2
#71	lollipop cufflinks	1
#989	lollipop stick	1
#569	lovecat tail	1
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
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#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
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#282	party hat	10
#1304	patent leather shoes	1
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#42	potion of spiritual gunkifying	1
#55	potion of the captain's hammer	1
#69	potion of the field gar	1
#289	powdered candy sushi set	5
#532	press-on ribs	1
#2034	puce paisley oyster egg	1
#1645	puce striped oyster egg	1
#167	rack of dinosaur ribs	1
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#52	red ale	8
#29	red armband	1
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#44	reusable shopping bag	1
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#1731	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	4
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#112	rusty piece of rebar	4
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#6	saffron uttarasanga	1
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#1913	sawblade fragment	27
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#68	sealhide moccasins	1
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#32	shapeless wide-brimmed hat	1
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#5	silver Dreadsylvanian flask	1
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#176	slimy sweetbreads	82
#58	smashed danish	1
#52	snowstick	1
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🥈	spirit bell	1
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#106	spooky bindle	8
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#91	spoonful of Linguine-Os	6
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#701	squirming egg sac	7
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#60	stealth bomber	1
#367	steamy ruby	2
#8	stench cluster	4
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#51	strawberry popsicle	3
#918	strawberyl	1
#77	strawberyl necklace	1
#653	stray chihuahua	4
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#2725	stuffed Cheshire bitten	17
#2322	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	21
#2551	stuffed Meat	5
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#3035	stuffed angry cow	15
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#2135	stuffed key	6
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#219	sucker kabuto	1
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#278	sucker tachi	1
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#34	tailbone shield	2
#53	tangled mass of creepy pasta	9
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#673	theoretical string	16
#183	throwing candy	1
#66	thyme jelly donut	1
#20	tin cup	1
#448	tin cup of mulligan stew	2
#10	tin foil	1
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#954	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	1
#938	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	1
#611	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
#929	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	1
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#632	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
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#929	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	1
#613	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
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#946	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	1
#565	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#591	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#941	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	1
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#562	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
#592	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
#586	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
#500	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	4
#928	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	1
#554	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
#568	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
#550	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
#948	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	1
#741	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	2
#580	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#614	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	3
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#566	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#3987	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#990	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	3
#3930	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3115	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#890	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	2
#888	tiny plastic Beebee King	2
#3176	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#3935	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3176	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#3077	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#795	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#1112	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	2
#4913	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	3
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#881	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	2
#4311	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#85	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#814	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	1
#825	tiny plastic Father McGruber	4
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#3829	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#173	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#87	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#2805	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	2
#3872	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#972	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	3
#3908	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3958	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3873	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3893	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#76	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#777	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#593	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	2
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#1318	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#3858	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#73	tiny plastic Professor What	1
#3871	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#1138	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#771	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#82	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#850	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	4
#3904	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#2744	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	2
#90	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#3061	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3064	tiny plastic The Man	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#3925	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#685	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	3
#3855	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#174	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	2
#2624	tiny plastic accordion thief	2
#109	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#2858	tiny plastic angry bugbear	2
#8209	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#866	tiny plastic angry space marine	4
#77	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#3939	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#147	tiny plastic animelf	2
#3973	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3978	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#8248	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#72	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#4898	tiny plastic barrrnacle	3
#675	tiny plastic batbugbear	6
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#1360	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
#961	tiny plastic beebee gunners	3
#974	tiny plastic beebee queue	3
#4475	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#958	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	3
#849	tiny plastic blazing bat	4
#3950	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	4
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#2851	tiny plastic brainsweeper	2
#3905	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#1130	tiny plastic bugaboo	2
#1343	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#841	tiny plastic cavebugbear	4
#541	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
#6129	tiny plastic cocoabo	2
#8217	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3174	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3935	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#2800	tiny plastic drunk goat	2
#100	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#569	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	2
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3844	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#1129	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#3987	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	4
#4857	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	3
#3958	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	4
#3901	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#3945	tiny plastic grue	4
#3893	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4597	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8124	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#1132	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	2
#6075	tiny plastic killer bee	2
#3891	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#3333	tiny plastic leprechaun	5
#6182	tiny plastic levitating potato	2
#3836	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#860	tiny plastic moneybee	4
#8108	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#761	tiny plastic mumblebee	5
#579	tiny plastic mutant elf	2
#2801	tiny plastic ninja snowman	2
#2600	tiny plastic pastamancer	2
#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#6131	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	2
#4464	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#2796	tiny plastic scary clown	2
#4451	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#101	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#3849	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#859	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	2
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#6197	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	2
#2826	tiny plastic spooky vampire	2
#6129	tiny plastic stab bat	2
#6166	tiny plastic star starfish	2
#534	tiny plastic strand of DNA	2
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#863	tiny plastic the Free Man	2
#3857	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#173	tiny plastic trollipop	2
#4480	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3849	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#3847	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#73	toasted brie	1
#51	tonguebone	1
#66	too legit potion	1
#909	tourmalime	1
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#1105	toy hoverpad	6
#36	transparent pants	2
#5	trench lighter	1
#1157	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#484	trilobite fossil	8
#503	tropical orchid	2
#124	tropical swill	1
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#98	ultrafondue	1
#116	unbearable light	1
#416	unearthly onyx	1
#220	unquiet spirits	2
#1386	unstable DNA	20
#2653	unstable laser battery	7
#1355	untamable turtle	1
#52	vengeful spirit	1
#147	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	61
#51	vial of hot blood	1
#2320	vibrating cyborg knife	2
#600	voodoo snuff	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#59	warbear LP-ROM burner	3
#227	warbear accoutrements chunk	16
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
#227	warbear battery	12
#204	warbear bearserker potion	3
#131	warbear beeping telegram	10
#169	warbear blizzard mead	1
#217	warbear breakfast machine assembler	2
#188	warbear chemistry lab	1
#15	warbear dress bracers	1
#16	warbear dress greaves	1
#13	warbear dress helmet	1
#179	warbear drone assembler	3
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#60	warbear exo-arm	4
#38	warbear feasting bread	18
#34	warbear feasting mead	19
#124	warbear foil hat	2
#164	warbear gyro	1
#166	warbear gyrocopter	6
#252	warbear helm fragment	11
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#169	warbear induction oven	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#124	warbear laser beacon	2
#54	warbear liquid lasers	3
#190	warbear liquid overcoat	6
#125	warbear metalworking primer	9
#114	warbear oil pan	2
#103	warbear procedural hilarity drone	11
#87	warbear rejuvenation potion	1
#234	warbear robo-camouflage unit	5
#108	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	11
#298	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#127	warbear thermoregulator bread	2
#218	warbear trouser fragment	16
#227	warbear wardance potion	3
#133	warbear warrior bread	1
#262	warbear whosit	554
#12	water pipe bomb	11,530
#40	wax banana	1
#42	wedge of gray cheese	1
#353	whisker pencil	15
#10	wicker clicker	1
#9	wicker kickers	1
#8	wicker knickers	1
#12	wicker slicker	1
#8	wicker sticker	1
#12	wicker ticker	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#106	wok lobster	1
#229	wreath of laurels	3
#32	wriggling severed nose	5
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#230	yellow drunki-bear	1
#696	yellow gummi ingot	19
#852	yellow paisley oyster egg	3
#2817	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#18	zombie accordion	1
#19	zombie mariachi hat	1
#9	zombie mariachi pants	2

Wow, that's 20,486 items total!

what items are this player missing?