Museum :: That Guy Person

That Guy Person

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1437	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1223	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#1228	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1045	BGE merchandise order form	1
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1446	BGE shotglass	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#412	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#343	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#233	Boris's key lime	1
#424	Boris's key lime pie	1
#925	Boris's ring	1
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#94	Bram's choker	1
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#1010	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1008	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2098	CRIMBCO mug	1
#2316	CRIMBCO scrip	1
#1940	CRIMBCO wine	1
#2425	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#78	Coily™	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#752	Crimbo pie	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#3213	Crimbuck	1
#4249	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#93	Cursed Punch	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#1538	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#396	Dramatic™ range	2
#2052	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#469	Elmley shades	1
#1007	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#82	Fog Murderer	1
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#594	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#679	Gnollish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#91	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1868	Imp Ale	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1208	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1006	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#995	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#1091	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#738	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#342	Knob pasty	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#1015	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#669	LED block	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#1199	M-242	1
#216	MSG	1
#438	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#400	Manetwich	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#1109	Meleegra™ pills	1
#115	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#182	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#77	Mer-kin fitbrine	1
#184	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#74	Mer-kin ragejuice	1
#107	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#131	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#58	Mer-kin stopwatch	1
#70	Mer-kin strongjuice	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#162	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#82	Mer-kin weaksauce	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1139	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#136	Mornington crescent roll	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#158	ND	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#508	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#887	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#173	Polysniff Perfume	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#940	Ram's Face Lager	1
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#142	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#1050	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#77	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	1
#82	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	1
#82	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#600	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#1037	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#124	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	1
#1737	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#562	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#1306	Trollhouse cookies	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#757	Typical Tavern swill	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#709	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#1106	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#1955	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#2955	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#1568	adorable seal larva	1
#362	agua de vida	1
#705	all-purpose cleaner	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#637	ancient frozen dinner	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#2604	anniversary gift box	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#270	ant hoe	1
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#730	antique hand mirror	1
#895	antique helmet	1
#534	antique painting of a landscape	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#930	antique record album	1
#905	antique shield	1
#946	antique spear	1
#126	archaeologing shovel	1
#486	around the world	1
#854	arrrgyle socks	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#1105	asbestos ore	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#1079	asparagus knife	1
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#642	asshat	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1920	awful poetry journal	1
#185	baby cuddlefish	1
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#517	bacon bath ball	1
#2450	baconstone	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#950	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#12	bakelite backpack	1
#430	balaclava	1
#2043	ball	1
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#311	balloon sword	1
#629	ballroom blintz	1
#1234	bar skin	1
#122	bar whip	1
#962	barbed-wire fence	1
#305	bargain flash powder	1
#2126	barrrnacle	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#900	baseball	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#940	bat guano	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1172	batgut	1
#1427	bath ball gift set	1
#1660	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#397	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#680	beach glass bead	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#232	beefy fish meat	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#571	beer bong	1
#671	beer helmet	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#787	beertini	1
#955	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#210	big stick	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#801	bilge wine	1
#700	bindlestocking	1
#377	bird rib	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#589	black & tan	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#694	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#158	black label	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#611	black pension check	1
#577	black pepper	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#1047	black pixel	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#632	black pudding	1
#667	black shield	1
#851	black snake skin	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#726	black sword	1
#269	black velvet box	1
#892	blackberry	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#518	blind-packed capsule toy	1
#3303	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#963	bloody clown pants	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#827	blue class ring	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1232	blue pixel	1
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#83	blue suede shoes	1
#213	bone collar	1
#429	bone flute	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#751	booty chest charrrm	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#280	boring spaghetti	1
#954	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#458	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#1331	bottle of gin	1
#83	bottle of norwhiskey	1
#409	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#1072	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#1261	bottle of vodka	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#92	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#1137	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#248	bowling ball	1
#1054	box	1
#7453	box of sunshine	1
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#364	boxed champagne	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#454	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#247	brains casserole	1
#230	breath mint	1
#437	brick of sand	1
#748	briefcase	1
#1268	broken skull	1
#623	broken sword	1
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#616	bubblewrap ore	1
#956	bubbly potion	1
#249	buckler buckle	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#108	buffalo blade	1
#593	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#465	bungle in the jungle	1
#375	buoybottoms	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#539	cactus fruit	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#1817	can of Binarrrca	1
#2152	can of CRIMBCOLA	1
#352	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#555	can of Swiller	1
#211	can of black paint	1
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#593	can of maces	1
#957	can of spinach	1
#151	can of sterno	1
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#1141	candied kobold	1
#2875	candied yams	1
#4785	candy cane	1
#2000	candy kneecapping stick	1
#1853	candy knuckles	1
#3829	candy stake	1
#745	cannonball charrrm	1
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#587	canopic jar	1
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#1758	capacitor relay	1
#530	carbonated soy milk	1
#635	carbonated water lily	1
#610	cardboard ore	1
#683	cardboard wakizashi	1
#173	carob brownies	1
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#873	casino pass	1
#1030	cast	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#818	catgut	1
#216	catgut taco	1
#109	catskin buckler	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#802	cement sandals	1
#689	centipede eggs	1
#1705	chaos butterfly	1
#122	chaos popcorn	1
#144	charrrm bracelet	1
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#1061	chef's hat	1
#272	cherry pie	1
#775	chewing gum on a string	1
#544	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#72	chitinous pod	1
#576	chloroform rag	1
#502	chocolate bath ball	1
#109	chocolate box	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#212	chocolate stolen accordion	1
#809	chocolate-frosted king cake	1
#823	chopsticks	1
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#985	chrome ore	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#445	chunk of rock salt	1
#1753	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#40	clockwork rod	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#967	cloudy potion	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#816	clown skin	1
#115	clown whip	1
#185	clown wig	1
#238	clownskin belt	1
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#3274	club necklace	1
#26	club of corruption	1
#203	cob of corn	1
#611	cocktail napkin	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1279	coconut shell	1
#597	coffin lid	1
#1139	cog	1
#247	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#358	cold nuggets	1
#297	cold powder	1
#374	cold wad	1
#681	colorful plastic ball	1
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#651	communications windchimes	1
#864	cool whip	1
#738	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#568	corncob pipe	1
#849	cornuthaum	1
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#1811	corpsetini	1
#37	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	1
#17	corrupt club of corruption	1
#362	costume sword	1
#246	cottage	1
#1242	cranberries	1
#950	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#165	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#569	cream stout	1
#540	creamsicle	1
#185	crossbow string	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#458	cup of primitive beer	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#487	cursed black pearl onion	1
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#513	cursed bottle of rum	1
#418	cursed cannonball	1
#456	cursed dirty joke scroll	1
#377	cursed piece of thirteen	1
#460	cursed sea biscuit	1
#431	cursed voodoo skull	1
#919	cyborg doll	1
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#962	dark potion	1
#1292	dead guy's watch	1
#179	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#809	decorative fountain	1
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#174	delectable catalyst	1
#467	delicious noodles	1
#1795	delicious salad	1
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#384	deluxe fax machine	1
#923	demon skin	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#375	denim axe	1
#1267	dense meat stack	1
#591	deodorant	1
#617	depantsing bomb	1
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#765	desiccated apricot	1
#153	detective skull	1
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#597	didgeridooka	1
#220	digital key lime	1
#376	digital key lime pie	1
#1622	dill	1
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1628	disassembled clover	1
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#1848	disco ball	1
#1717	disco mask	1
#1024	disease	1
#292	disembodied smile	1
#787	disintegrating quill pen	1
#677	displaced fish	1
#985	distilled fortified wine	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1852	disturbing fanfic	1
#1640	doll house	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#131	dolphin whistle	1
#656	donkey flipbook	1
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#356	dope wheels	1
#269	double-barreled sling	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#930	draggin' ball hat	1
#373	dreadlock whip	1
#763	drum machine	1
#1139	dry noodles	1
#213	dry vodka martini	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#516	ducha de oro	1
#2324	duct tape	1
#256	duct tape wallet	1
#468	dull fish scale	1
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#87	dusty animal skull	1
#1041	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1060	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1015	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#316	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	1
#291	dusty first caudal vertebra	1
#278	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
#303	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	1
#307	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	1
#299	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	1
#302	dusty left eleventh rib	1
#290	dusty left first front claw	1
#323	dusty left first rear claw	1
#299	dusty left second rear claw	1
#309	dusty left seventh rib	1
#278	dusty left sixth rib	1
#303	dusty left third rear claw	1
#306	dusty left third rib	1
#286	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	1
#310	dusty right eighth rib	1
#309	dusty right fibula	1
#296	dusty right first rear claw	1
#292	dusty right second front claw	1
#295	dusty right seventh rib	1
#314	dusty right twelfth rib	1
#288	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
#313	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	1
#293	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#895	eXtreme mittens	1
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#100	eel battery	1
#112	eel skin	1
#946	effervescent potion	1
#2833	eggnog	1
#2080	elven cellocello	1
#1586	elven moonshine	1
#1396	elven socks	1
#1910	elven suicide capsule	1
#194	elven whittling knife	1
#1117	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
#666	empty meat tank	1
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#651	enchanted toothpick	1
#540	energy drink IV	1
#1145	ennui-flavored potato chips	1
#734	enormous belt buckle	1
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#969	evil golden arch	1
#354	evil golden arches	1
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#74	exactly-three-shaped box	1
#155	expensive cigar	1
#405	exploding hacky-sack	1
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#470	extra-strength strongness elixir	1
#1016	eye of newt	1
#402	eye-pod	1
#1085	eyepatch	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
#1946	facsimile dictionary	1
#531	fairy gravy boat	1
#761	fake blood	1
#849	fancy bath salts	1
#2521	fancy chocolate	1
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Wow, that's 1,775 items total!

what items are this player missing?