Museum :: Mooker

Mooker

Rank	Item	Quantity
#105	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	1
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#159	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#197	BURT	150
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#4296	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#44	Boltsmann ID badge	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#36	Bonestabber	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#94	Bram's choker	1
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#126	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#563	CRIMBCO scrip	345
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#172	Chroner	443
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#165	Claybender glasses	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#161	Crimbo Credit	78
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#86	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#59	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#132	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	58
#73	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#24	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	2,449
#127	Crimbuccaneer shirt	1
#84	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#86	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#2210	Crimbuck	20
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#51	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#32	Elf Army machine parts	108
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
#125	Elf Guard MPC	2,226
#92	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	1
#83	Elf Guard hotpants	1
#70	Elf Guard insignia (general)	1
#90	Elf Guard insignia (private)	1
#100	Elf Guard mouthknife	1
#84	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
#56	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
#54	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#87	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#127	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#244	Friendliness Beverage	6
#67	Frigid Northern Beans	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#94	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	5
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
🥇	Garland of Greatness	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#66	Hellfire Spicy Beans	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#1207	Instant Karma	1
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#79	Kashmir sweater	1
#87	Kelflar vest	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#996	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#179	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	1
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#127	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	1
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#67	Mer-kin bunwig	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#68	Mer-kin dragbelt	1
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#132	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#192	Mer-kin takebag	1
#16	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#391	Misty Cape	1
#394	Misty Cloak	1
#380	Misty Robe	1
#43	Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	1
#71	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#85	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#844	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#119	Othello's dagger	1
#99	Othello's handkerchief	1
#96	Othello's military jacket	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#22	Pendant of Gargalesis	1
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#67	Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#369	Red Pill	1
#80	Red X Shield	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#152	Roman sadnals	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#128	Saturday Night Special	1
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#25	Staff of the Electric Range	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#13	Staff of the Woodfire	1
#106	Stephen's lab coat	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#46	Tesla's Electroplated Beans	1
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#41	The Big Book of Every Skill	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#10	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#67	The Superconductor's CPU	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#1206	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	2
#65	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	1
#507	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	1
#831	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#136	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	3
#778	Thwaitgold bee statuette	3
#411	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	1
#264	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	4
#501	Thwaitgold bug statuette	1
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#352	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	1
#804	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	2
#341	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	2
#428	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#989	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	3
#203	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	2
#152	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	1
#1031	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	4
#1043	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	3
#99	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#319	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#180	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	1
#1813	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#252	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	1
#315	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	1
#625	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	1
#177	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	1
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#448	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	1
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#226	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	1
#445	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	1
#1304	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	1
#371	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	3
#801	Thwaitgold slug statuette	1
#672	Thwaitgold spider statuette	3
#280	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	1
#1090	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	9
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#111	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	1
#752	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	2
#19	Time Cloak	1
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#67	Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#143	UV monocular	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#169	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
#161	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
#66	World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	1
#134	X-37 gun	1
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#32	Yorick	1
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#121	accordionoid rocca	1
#32	alien force field disruptor bean	18
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#109	amok putter	1
#44	ancient calendar	1
#252	ancient stone fist	1
#232	ancient stone head	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#270	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#887	antique greaves	1
#897	antique helmet	1
#52	antique nutcracker beard	1
#46	antique nutcracker boots	1
#45	antique nutcracker cape	1
#36	antique nutcracker drumstick	1
#32	antique nutcracker epaulets	1
#47	antique nutcracker hat	1
#45	antique nutcracker pants	1
#41	antique nutcracker sword	1
#44	antique nutcracker waistcoat	1
#948	antique spear	1
#18	arm buzzer	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#124	autocalliope	1
#84	automa-bot parts	65
#30	auxiliary backbone	1
#517	bacon bath ball	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#132	bag of many confections	1
#430	balaclava	1
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#108	banjo kazoo mount	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#673	beer helmet	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#44	bewitching boots	1
#41	bezoar ring	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#40	big red button	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#152	birdbone corset	1
#24	birdybug antenna	1
#120	black blade	1
#124	black cloak	1
#694	black greaves	1
#695	black helmet	1
#727	black sword	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#143	blackberry galoshes	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#60	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	5
#127	blue grass	10
#118	bone bandoneon	1
#728	bone chips	9
#76	bone spurs	1
#5	booze drive button	1
#42	bottle of moontan lotion	1
#191	bottled day	1
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#42	brazen bracelet	1
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#98	bugbear detector	1
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#144	can-you-dig-it?	1
#6	candy drive button	1
#1852	candy knuckles	1
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#85	carnivorous potted plant	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#108	catfish whiskers	2
#802	cement sandals	1
#78	centurion helmet	1
#152	chakra sludge	7
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#128	cheer extractor	1
#108	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#87	cheerful antler hat	1
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#508	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#502	chocolate bath ball	1
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#43	clockwork detective skull	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#798	clown shoes	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#86	coal shovel	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#86	combat fan	1
#139	contract enforcement stick	1
🥉	control crystal	1
🥇	cozy scarf	1
#19	creepy-ass club	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#71	crystal Crimbo platter	4
#513	crystalline cheer	4
#115	cyber-mattock	1
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#22	daddy shortlegs leg	1
#28	dark baconstone ring	1
#29	dark hamethyst ring	1
#113	deep six-shooter	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#162	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	1
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#15	dice sunglasses	1
#11	dice-print do-rag	1
#88	dilapidated wizard hat	1
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#91	discarded swimming trunks	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#24	doll-eye amulet	1
#99	donated booze	225
#508	donated candy	2
#526	donated food	1
#242	droll monocle	1
#80	duct tape buckler	1
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#108	duct tape shirt	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#45	dueling banjo	1
#124	duonoculars	1
#55	dwarvish war helmet	1
#46	dwarvish war kilt	1
#48	dwarvish war mattock	1
#399	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#896	eXtreme mittens	1
#856	eXtreme scarf	1
#5138	easter egg balloon	1
#38	eelskin hat	1
#290	eldritch effluvium	15
#129	electric pants	1
#548	electrical thingamabob	1
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#1396	elven socks	1
#132	enchanted handwarmer	1
#195	ert grey goo ring	1
#26	evil-ass club	1
🥈	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	1
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#402	eye-pod	1
#34	farfalle bow tie	1
#1427	festive holiday hat	1
#15	fiberglass fedora	1
#86	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
#82	filigreed hamethyst necklace	1
#106	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#324	filthy hippy poncho	1
#972	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#22	fishbone bracers	1
#11	fishbone corset	1
#7	fishbone fins	1
#87	fishy wand	1
#10	flagstone fez	1
#6	flagstone flag	1
#6	flagstone flail	1
#5	flagstone fleece	1
#7	flagstone flip-flops	1
#6	flagstone fringe	1
#378	flaming glowsticks	1
#21	flapper floppers	1
#173	flask flops	1
#263	flask of tainted mining oil	7
#269	floral print shirt	1
#82	floral-print skirt	1
#84	flyest of shirts	1
#63	flypaper staff	1
#496	foam noodle	1
#8	food drive button	1
#793	foolscap fool's cap	1
#45	frigid-ass club	1
#428	frilly shirt	1
#99	frozen turtle shell	1
#804	fudgecule	304
#179	fudgecycle	1
#427	furry pants	1
#688	fuzzy busby	1
#591	fuzzy earmuffs	1
#609	fuzzy montera	1
#83	ganger bandana	1
#695	gearbox necklace	1
#18	ghast iron Garibaldi	1
#24	ghast iron cleaver	1
#17	ghast iron codpiece	1
#16	ghast iron heater shield	1
#100	ghost accordion	1
#589	ghost of a necklace	1
#124	ghost toga	1
#92	ghostly dagger	1
#1641	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1517	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#205	giant gym membership card	1
#15	gilded trumpet	1
#210	gingham blouse	1
#157	gladiator tunica	1
🥈	glass eye	1
#89	glass gnoll eye	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#36	gnawed-up dog bone	2
#162	goblin autoblowgun	1
#159	goblin hunting spear	1
#162	goblin water	1
#793	gold wedding ring	1
#138	golden fleece	1
🥇	goo magnet	1
#74	gooified animal matter	60
#58	gooified mineral matter	106
#240	gooified vegetable matter	6
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#183	government-issued night-vision goggles	1
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#1386	gray bow tie	1
#70	groovy prism necklace	1
#369	grungy flannel shirt	1
#276	guard turtle collar	1
#351	guard turtle shell	1
#68	gummi bowtie	1
#23	gumshoes	1
#96	halibut	1
#198	hamethyst earring	1
#97	hand-carved bokken	1
🥇	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
🥇	hand-knitted diving booties	1
#183	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
#369	handful of honey	2
#396	handful of numbers	1
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#138	hawk	2
🥇	hazardous sauce dosimeter	1
#325	headhunter necktie	1
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#1679	heart of the volcano	1
#170	heavy crown	1
#31	heavy duty umbrella	1
#160	heavy leather-bound tome	1
#283	high-energy mining laser	1
#11	honey dipper	1
#8	honeybritches	1
#19	honeycap	1
#24	hot-ass club	1
#729	hypodermic needle	1
#39	iFlail	1
#27	iShield	1
#325	iced-out bling	1
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#2351	immense cyborg hand	1
#512	incense bath ball	1
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#577	inflatable duck	1
#88	ironic jogging shorts	1
#32	jalapeño slices	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#41	jingle bell	1
#187	jive turkey leg	6
#43	junk-mail shirt	1
#103	keel-haulin' knife	1
#2542	killing feather	1
#22	kilopede skull	1
#207	kiwi beak	2
#1898	kneecapping stick	1
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#149	law-abiding citizen cane	1
#45	leechknife	2
#328	limburger biker boots	1
#222	liquid SONAR	1
#155	liquid ice	1
#141	little black book	1
#147	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	1
#96	logging hatchet	1
#456	longhaired hippy wig	1
#7	loofah lumberjack's hat	1
#377	los chinos	1
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#29	lynyrdskin breeches	1
#26	lynyrdskin cap	1
#33	lynyrdskin tunic	1
#156	madius	1
#247	makeshift cape	1
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#235	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
#62	mannequin leg	1
#750	many-eyed glasses	1
#7	marble magnet	1
#14	marble mariachi hat	1
#1086	marionette	1
#575	marionette collective	1
#65	massive wrench	1
#335	meatcar model	1
#16	mesquito proboscis	1
#85	metal band T-shirt	1
#161	midriff scrubs	1
#18	mime army infiltration glove	1
#22	mime army insignia (cryonics)	1
#25	mime army insignia (espionage)	1
#24	mime army insignia (infantry)	1
#25	mime army insignia (intelligence)	1
#26	mime army insignia (morale)	1
#17	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	1
#38	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	1
#18	mime army insignia (sanitation)	1
#73	mime pocket probe	1
🥇	mime-proof sunglasses	1
#78	miming beret	1
#84	miming boots	1
#100	miming corduroys	1
#93	miming gloves	1
#96	miming shirt	1
#791	miner's helmet	1
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#21	tiny plastic Armory	1
#18	tiny plastic Bar	1
#1155	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
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#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
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#3871	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3894	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#778	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#47	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
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#1317	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#3861	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#41	tiny plastic Penny	1
#3870	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
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#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#1340	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#3905	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#3062	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#3926	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#1121	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#3856	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4543	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
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#8211	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#3977	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#8249	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8127	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#1358	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#1361	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
#1366	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
#1349	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
#1354	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
#8174	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#1345	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#8094	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8220	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3177	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3936	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#36	tiny plastic dining car	1
#4497	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#3876	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3843	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#1130	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#38	tiny plastic food lab	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8151	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8186	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8092	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#8058	tiny plastic grue	1
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8127	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#1340	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#8068	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3890	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8200	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8101	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#3837	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
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#3994	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
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#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
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#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
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#3850	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#8224	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#8159	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8136	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#3860	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#3846	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#1124	tiny shaker of salt	1
#488	tip jar	1
#110	tommy gun	1
#32	topeé	1
#23	topiary necktie	1
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#599	tropical paperweight	1
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#442	tube sock	1
#111	turtlemail coif	1
#113	turtlemail hauberk	1
#184	tuxedo shirt	1
#94	twisted-up wet towel	1
#172	unquiet spirits	6
#101	unrequired jacket	1
#668	vampire collar	1
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#47	vampire pearl earring	1
#44	vampire pearl necklace	1
#45	vampire pearl ring	1
#131	vampire pellet	1
#1821	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
#655	wad of cotton	3
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🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#284	warbear battery	9
#190	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	6
#215	warbear wardance potion	4
#288	warbear whosit	462
#474	water wings	1
#179	water-polo cap	1
#84	whatsit-covered turtle shell	1
#24	white earbuds	1
#603	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#1245	wolf mask	1
#428	wonderwall shield	1
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#698	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#590	wreath of laurels	1
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#176	yak anorak	1
#149	yule hatchet	1

Wow, that's 8,596 items total!

what items are this player missing?