Museum :: IntellectualWhore

IntellectualWhore

Rank	Item	Quantity
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1438	1-ball	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#50	7-inch discus	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#24	Alewife™ Ale	157
#13	Amulet of Yendor	1,053
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#47	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	13
#237	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	4
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#149	BGE pocket calendar	5
#183	BGE shotglass	30
#308	BGE temporary tattoo	3
#224	BGE tiny plastic toy	5
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#799	Bonerdagon necklace	13
#390	Boss Bat britches	36
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#177	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	5
#106	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	5
#110	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	5
#101	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	5
#101	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	5
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#104	CRIMBCO mug	146
#504	CRIMBCO scrip	460
#39	CRIMBCO wine	131
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#37	Coily™	2
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#3212	Crimbuck	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#229	Deactivated O. A. F.	3
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#65	Frosty's carrot	2
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#29	Goodfella contract	1,381
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#26	Hodgman's garbage sticker	2
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#66	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#669	LED block	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#299	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	165
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#61	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	1
#71	Mer-kin breastplate	3
🥈	Mer-kin digpick	183
#11	Mer-kin fastjuice	139
#173	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#53	Mer-kin healscroll	22
#90	Mer-kin hidepaint	4
#15	Mer-kin hookspear	91
#10	Mer-kin killscroll	144
#17	Mer-kin pinkslip	19
#92	Mer-kin prayerbeads	4
#13	Mer-kin pressureglobe	114
#67	Mer-kin roundshield	3
#69	Mer-kin sneakmask	4
#8	Mer-kin takebag	125
#163	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#29	PVC staff	1
#2360	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#138	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	1
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#945	Summer Nights	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#17	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	65
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#23	The Joy of Wassailing	59
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
#208	The Snake trading card	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#935	Travels with Jerry	1
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#584	Workytime Tea	2
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#137	aerated diving helmet	1
#21	amber aviator shades	17
#1652	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	4
🥉	anemone nematocyst	502
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#125	archaeologing shovel	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#9	baby cuddlefish	19
#74	bacon bath ball	12
#4170	badass belt	8
#11	bag of airline peanuts	1,117
#2042	ball	1
#677	banana-frosted king cake	3
#110	barskin cloak	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#68	bath ball gift set	50
#617	battered Crimbo Crate	15
#40	bazookafish bubble gum	127
#643	bed of coals	1
#233	beefy fish meat	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#88	berry-infused sake	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#5	big slimy cyst	338
#89	bindle of joy	1
#18	bindlestocking	63
#60	bitter pill	1
#18	black candy heart	773
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#340	black-and-blue light	154
#66	blank prescription sheet	3
#2625	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
#759	blue glowstick	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#324	blue plasma ball	165
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#71	bottle of Blank-Out	201
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#715	bottle of goofballs	36
#45	bottle of melodramamine	3
#408	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#1293	box of sunshine	154
#27	brick	1,018
#23	brittle plastic handle	1
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#23	bubbling tempura batter	50
#1627	buckyball	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#1100	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#131	can of franks 'n' beans	2
#1465	candy knuckles	2
#1783	candy stake	4
#67	canteen of wine	253
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#38	caustic slime nodule	12
#120	cement sandals	7
#56	chamoisole	1
#743	cheap elven gloves	5
#305	cheap studded belt	160
#72	chitinous pod	1
#77	chocolate bath ball	11
#557	chocolate cigar	1
#621	chunk of depleted Grimacite	15
#1147	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#81	citrus-infused sake	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#13	clown hammer	1,065
#202	clownskin harness	1
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#716	comfy coffin	1
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#555	concentrated garbage juice	1
#568	corncob pipe	1
#135	cottage	3
#223	crusty hula hoop	1
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#919	cyborg doll	1
#1245	cyborg stompin' boot	2
#11	cymbal syrup	897
#32	dead guy's memento	1
#43	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	1
#427	deadly lampshade	2
#582	decaying goldfish liver	1
#27	decaying wooden oar	1
#19	decaying wooden paddle	1
#9	decaying wooden pole	2
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#9	defective skull	1,157
#118	deluxe fax machine	3
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#55	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	6
#65	dew yoana lei	2
#29	diamond-studded fronts	10
#71	dinged-up triangle	1
#1183	disco ball	9
🥇	disembodied smile	80,880
#22	diving muff	20
#1607	dollhive	1
#505	draggin' ball hat	9
#114	dragonfish caviar	1
#26	dull fish scale	721
#687	dusty Crimbo crate	14
#399	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#1553	easter egg balloon	15
#101	eel battery	1
#87	eel sauce	1
#75	eel skin	2
#28	eelskin pants	1
#35	eelskin shield	1
#52	elven limbos gingerbread	149
#225	elven cellocello	44
#104	elven moonshine	92
#855	elven socks	4
#279	elven suicide capsule	39
#36	elven whittling knife	3
#10	encoder ring	994
#315	epic wad	1
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#28	expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	2
#84	expired can of franks 'n' beans	1
#21	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1,141
#744	extra-greasy slider	1
#19	fake fake vomit	1,053
#13	fake hand	1,116
#1008	fake plastic grass	1
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#377	fancy canapés	1
#410	fancy chocolate car	7
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#737	festive holiday hat	5
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#324	filthy hippy poncho	1
#37	fin-bit wax	1
#1764	fire	1
#28	fish bazooka	3
#48	fish scimitar	2
#19	fish stick	4
#498	flamin' bindle	1
#469	flashing novelty button	3
#285	flavored foot massage oil	169
#269	floral print shirt	1
#14	flytrap bezoar	4
#163	flytrap pellet	1
#298	foam dart	160
#27	foggy glass globe	1
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#460	freezin' bindle	1
#428	frilly shirt	1
#706	frozen banquet	1
#17	ganger bandana	8
#600	gator skin	1
#188	gatorskin umbrella	1
#28	giant fishhook	1
#398	giant glass of brandy	1
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#3042	gingerbread horror	2
#608	gingerbread house	1
#938	gingerbread mutant bugbear	5
#210	gingham blouse	1
#236	glistening fish meat	1
#19	glob of green slime	116
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#16	glowing esca	13
#77	glowing syringe	3
#35	gnashing teeth	1
#102	gnauga hide vest	1
#692	golden ring	40
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#198	gray bow tie	32
#1006	green glowstick	1
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#6	grisly shield	1
#369	grungy flannel shirt	1
#1225	gyroscope	1
#54	hair of the fish	4
#26	half-height unicycle	1
#35	halibut	8
#183	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
#5199	handful of confetti	1
#133	hardened slime belt	1
#149	hardened slime hat	1
#143	hardened slime pants	1
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#3382	heart necklace	1
#176	herringcello	47
🥉	high-pressure seltzer bottle	1,582
#1110	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
#148	hipposkin poncho	1
#182	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#267	hobo nickel	1,093
#238	holiday cheese log	8
#160	holiday log	1
#1025	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#1604	iGoogly	1
#142	imitation crab crate	2
#8	imitation crab meat	2,927
#8	imitation crab zoea	6
#35	imitation whetstone	1
#758	immense cyborg hand	6
#196	incense bath ball	5
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#17	ink bladder	145
#691	invisible bag	1
#1775	ion grid	1
#1080	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
#1887	irradiated candy cane	3
#11	jamfish jam	132
#697	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#1071	jawbruiser	3
#10	jazz soap	1,233
#89	jellyfish gel	3
#41	jingle bell	1
#9	joybuzzer	1,170
#1289	killer rag doll	1
#420	killing feather	66
#119	knuckle sandwich	212
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#2307	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1766	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#38	lawn dart	12
#178	leftover Crimbo rations	1
#170	letterman's jacket	1
#384	lewd playing card	6
#975	licorice garrote	3
#28	live lobster	96
#12	live nautical mine	75
#162	live wire	5
#147	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	1
#1726	logic synthesizer	1
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#563	lucky bottlecap	1
#57	lychee chuhai	2
#1347	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#4	magic dragonfish fry	20
#10	magical ice cube with a fly in it	1,341
🥉	makeshift castanets	1
#235	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
🥉	marinara jug	1
#128	marine aquamarine	1
#575	marionette collective	1
#45	mass of wriggling tentacles	1
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#2254	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
#1846	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2384	mauve striped oyster egg	1
#80	medium slimy cyst	1
#73	melon-infused sake	1
🥈	midget clownfish	44
#29	miniature antlers	3
#14	moist sailor's cap	19
#2027	monomolecular yo-yo	1
#14	mood ring	823
#103	motivational poster	31
#1680	mylar scout drone	1
#61	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	5
#3075	nanite-infested candy cane	2
#1415	nanite-infested eggnog	4
#1024	nanite-infested fruitcake	5
#2715	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	2
#1183	nanofiber cloth	1
#219	night-vision goggles	7
#65	ninja pirate zombie robot	1
#24	non-stick pugil stick	1
#25	nurse's hat	21
#20	octopus's spade	17
#1363	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
#2534	off-white plastic oyster egg	1
#1734	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1583	off-white striped oyster egg	1
#234	oil of oiliness	1
#70	old school flying disc	7
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#2436	oozenog	1
#1140	orange glowstick	1
#612	oversized fish scaler	8
#1352	oyster basket	2
#1559	pack of KWE trading card	1
#180	pair of bolt cutters	11
#319	pair of ragged claws	1
#67	pair of twitching claws	1
#238	palm-frond cloak	1
#583	panhandle panhandling hat	1
#282	paperclip	171
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#234	parasitic strangleworm	1
#190	parasitic tentacles	1
#148	passable elf mask	18
#235	patent leather shoes	28
#136	penguin focaccia bread	56
#246	penguin thesaurus	29
#16	pernicious cudgel	1
#236	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
#253	personal massager	107
#368	personalized coffee mug	172
#2716	pet rock	1
#10	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	1,248
#8	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	1,228
#1205	pink glowstick	1
#35	pink pinkslip slip	1
#681	pirate shirt	1
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#754	plastic passion fruit	1
#279	pocketwatch on a chain	9
#113	poison pen	10
#860	polyalloy shield	5
#408	portable photocopier	16
#2221	possessed top	1
#1614	prehistoric spear	1
#437	prismatic wad	1
#18	pristine fish scale	50
#246	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	1
#187	psycho sweater	2
#2034	puce paisley oyster egg	1
#2103	puce plastic oyster egg	1
#2253	puce polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1645	puce striped oyster egg	1
#12	pufferfish spine	133
#1512	pulsing flesh	1
#727	purple glowstick	1
#36	puzzling ribbon	1
#1068	quantum polarity inducer	1
#64	radioactive chew toy	1
#73	rainbow bomb	1
#96	rainbow crossbow	1
#2247	razor-tipped yo-yo	1
#1005	recursive spline reticulator	1
#2227	red paisley oyster egg	1
#2537	red plastic oyster egg	1
#2205	red polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1646	red striped oyster egg	1
#231	red wagon	1
#649	red-and-green sweater	1
#1107	reverse-oscillating klystron	1
#310	rhinestone cowboy shirt	1
#1450	rigid carapace	2
#1103	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#501	robotronic egg	54
#1431	[2108]rock	1
#20	rock lobster	1
#170	rockfish stomach	1
#182	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1
#498	rogue swarmer	75
#9	rough fish scale	433
#3637	rubber WWBD? bracelet	1
#3658	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	1
#2735	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	2
#12	rubber emo roe	1,228
#16	rusty broken diving helmet	12
#15	rusty compass	12
#39	rusty diving helmet	1
#214	rusty grave robbing shovel	20
#105	rusty metal ring	5
#230	rusty piece of rebar	1
#20	rusty porthole	7
#16	rusty rivet	79
#8	rusty speargun	21
#21	rusty valve wheel	2
#156	safety vest	1
#15	salinated mint julep	224
#22	sand dollar	3,393
#1705	sandwich of the gods	2
#550	sawblade fragment	66
#103	scissor duck	1
#57	screwdiver	2
#136	sea avocado	1
#18	sea blueberry	186
#16	sea broccoli	163
#151	sea carrot	1
#18	sea cauliflower	203
#140	sea cucumber	1
#79	sea grease	1
#20	sea honeydew	28
#22	sea lychee	31
#21	sea persimmon	200
#55	sea radish	9
#109	sea salt crystal	2
#117	sea salt scrubs	1
#21	sea tangelo	28
#8	seaweed	318
#1088	servomechanical torsion facilitator	1
#575	sewer nuggets	1
#351	sewer wad	1
#39	shark cartilage	19
#13	shark jumper	13
#36	shark tooth	13
#53	shark tooth necklace	1
#72	sharpened hubcap	1
#892	silver shrimp fork	1
#49	six-armed sweater	1
#100	six-rainbow shield	1
#1807	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#16	slab of sponge	58
#238	slap and tickle with a fly in it	1
#511	sleazy bindle	1
#17	sleeping stocking	51
#236	slick fish meat	1
#9	slime-soaked brain	10
#5	slime-soaked hypophysis	11
#8	slime-soaked sweat gland	11
#14	slimy alveolus	272
#82	slimy chest	1
#80	slimy fermented bile bladder	292
#84	slimy sweetbreads	288
#84	slow jam collection	41
#35	slug of rum	85
#35	slug of shochu	86
#26	slug of vodka	84
#15	soggy seed packet	140
#281	soggy wofl t-shirt	1
#479	souvenir ski t-shirt	1
#84	space jam	10
#70	space jam toast	1
#1623	spade necklace	4
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#45	sponge helmet	1
#53	spongy shield	1
#554	spooky bindle	1
#1948	spooky eggnog	3
#1856	spooky felt	1
#1892	spooky length of string	1
#1600	spooky stuffing	1
#1572	spooky toy wheel	1
#1767	spooky wooden block	1
#594	square CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#57	square sponge pants	1
#672	stained mattress	1
#105	stapler bear	1
#288	star shirt	1
#1029	stick	1
#684	stick of "gum"	2
#300	stick-on eyebrow piercing	155
#1520	stick-on-a-string	1
#493	stinkin' bindle	1
#19	straw hat	19
#599	string of Crimbo lights	1
#2261	string of blue beads	1
#2260	string of green beads	1
#2246	string of red beads	1
#1931	stringy sinew	1
#4853	stuffed Cheshire bitten	7
#410	stuffed Hodgman	1
#5739	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	5
#3170	stuffed alien blob	1
#4835	stuffed angry cow	7
#7014	stuffed astral badger	3
#6372	stuffed baby gravy fairy	4
#7693	stuffed cocoabo	2
#8923	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	1
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#3907	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
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#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
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#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
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#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
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#177	unfortunate dumplings	1
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#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
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#87	water-polo mitt	1
#37	waterlogged bootstraps	1
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#122	white snakeskin duster	1
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#615	witch hat	1
#106	wok lobster	1
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
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#12	yellow snowcone	1,151
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#2204	yo	1
#402	zombie pineal gland	11

Wow, that's 128,674 items total!

what items are this player missing?