Museum :: AgentRocko

AgentRocko

Rank	Item	Quantity
#113	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#500	1-ball	9
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#46	100-Watt bulb	2
#664	2-ball	5
#675	3-ball	5
#471	4-ball	9
#774	5-ball	4
#603	6-ball	6
#165	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	22
#526	7-ball	8
#1975	8-ball	2
#253	9-ball	4
#9	Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	1
#6	Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	1
#103	Alewife™ Ale	21
#385	Amulet of Yendor	60
#123	Angry Farmer candy	1,395
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#1397	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	8
#294	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	8
#77	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#52	Better Than Cuddling Cake	70
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#173	Bit O' Ectoplasm	14
#297	Black No. 2	19
#531	Blackfly Chardonnay	3
#389	Blatantly Canadian	5
#326	Blizzards I Have Died In	3
#1369	Bonerdagon necklace	5
#499	Boris's ring	3
#209	Boss Bat bling	16
#940	Boss Bat britches	14
#827	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	4
#430	Bulky Buddy Box	7
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1014	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1055	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#790	CRIMBCO mug	12
#747	CRIMBCO wine	10
#1223	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#535	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#533	Cloaca grenade	28
#419	Cloaca-Cola	90
#419	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	9
#823	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	3
#600	Cloaca-Cola helmet	4
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#771	Cloaca-Cola shield	3
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#432	Codpiece of the Goblin King	18
#272	Corpse Island iced tea	20
#687	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	7
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#722	Crimboween memo	15
#1486	Crimbuck	187
#1373	Crown of the Goblin King	16
#96	DNOTC Box	4
#238	Daffy Taffy	141
#131	Deactivated O. A. F.	6
#842	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	6
#313	Divine	1
#738	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	4
#2027	Drowsy Sword	3
#413	Dyspepsi grenade	32
#474	Dyspepsi-Cola	133
#565	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	5
#514	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	5
#630	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	4
#375	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	7
#567	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	4
#581	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#206	Elmley shades	5
#33	Elron's Explosive Etude	3
#664	Ent cider	7
#267	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	41
#707	Feynman gate	12
🥇	French slippers	1
#528	Frosty's frosty mug	2
#238	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	10
#180	Gnollish flyswatter	17
#158	Gnollish pie server	13
#147	Gnollish plunger	19
#119	Gnollish slotted spoon	18
#266	Gnollish toolbox	17
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#86	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	1
#44	Grimacite Bock	1
#86	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	1
#202	Hodgman's blanket	7
#134	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#63	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	2
#466	Imp Ale	338
#614	Jack-in-the-box	8
#230	Jolly Roger charrrm	18
#6	Junior Adventurer's merit badge	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#190	Knob Goblin elite helm	32
#159	Knob Goblin elite pants	38
#185	Knob Goblin elite polearm	31
#315	Knob Goblin firecracker	60
#145	Knob Goblin harem pants	42
#213	Knob Goblin harem veil	21
#320	Knob Goblin love potion	40
#287	Knob Goblin melon baller	7
#120	Knob Goblin nasal spray	9
#266	Knob Goblin pants	51
#120	Knob Goblin perfume	33
#253	Knob Goblin scimitar	54
#330	Knob Goblin seltzer	42
#456	Knob Goblin spatula	8
#301	Knob Goblin steroids	36
#318	Knob Goblin tongs	42
#295	Knob Goblin visor	21
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#170	Knob lo mein	1
#131	Knob pasty	4
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#351	Knob stuffed shells	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#730	Let Me Be!	2
#94	Libram of BRICKOs	1
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#577	M-242	10
#1759	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#263	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#961	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	6
#46	Manetwich	20
#205	Mariner's Friend cough drops	2
#560	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#242	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	9
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#248	Meleegra™ pills	44
#307	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	13
#322	Mob Penguin cellular phone	65
#214	Mohawk wig	60
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#277	Monstar energy beverage	19
#92	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#660	Mountain Stream soda	10
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#35	Ms. Accessory	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#477	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	2
#157	Orcish baseball cap	28
#228	Orcish cargo shorts	13
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#944	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	7
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#161	Pine-Fresh air freshener	23
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#88	Rainbow's Gravity	2
#66	Ralph IX cognac	3
#274	Ram's Face Lager	115
#149	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	11
#338	Rock Pops	149
#218	Schrödinger's thermos	101
#1088	Senior Mints	2
#659	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#172	Spam Witch sammich	325
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#338	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	2
#971	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	4
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#947	Summer Nights	1
#51	Super Magic Power Sword X	4
#217	Supernova Champagne	25
#69	Tales from the Fireside	9
#235	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	316
#127	Tiki lighter	3
#613	Travels with Jerry	2
#170	Trollhouse cookies	321
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#295	Tuesday's ruby	7
#498	Typical Tavern swill	4
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#724	Valentine	24
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#105	White Hyborian	1
#1633	Wint-O-Fresh mint	2
#330	Workytime Tea	6
#464	Yummy Tummy bean	437
#707	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#387	accidental cider	2
#275	acid-squirting flower	13
#219	acoustic guitarrr	18
#301	adder bladder	25
#500	alphabet gum	2
#535	amulet of extreme plot significance	19
#158	ancient frozen dinner	15
#1652	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	4
#409	anniversary balloon	2
#117	anniversary gift box	10
#438	annoying pitchfork	6
#282	ant agonist	10
#388	anticheese	13
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#298	antique greaves	24
#500	antique hand mirror	3
#322	antique helmet	21
#496	antique packet of ketchup	1
#303	antique shield	24
#315	antique spear	23
#369	around the world	3
#429	arrrgyle socks	5
#135	arse-a'fire elixir	1
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#200	asshat	11
#406	astral mushroom	22
#1082	astronaut pants	5
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#358	bätzle	1
#721	baby killer bee	12
#531	baconstone	15
#139	baconstone bracelet	5
#1251	badass belt	44
#301	bag of Cheat-Os	31
#346	bag of airline peanuts	87
#753	bag of lard	1
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#2043	ball	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#336	ballroom blintz	8
#311	banana	18
#101	banana cream pie	7
#63	banana daiquiri	6
#500	banana peel	3
#139	banana smoothie	6
#51	banana spritzer	8
#222	banana-frosted king cake	12
#193	bar skin	72
#1262	barrrnacle	6
#153	barskin hat	4
#292	baseball	17
#376	bat guano	28
#144	bat haggis	3
#149	bat wing	131
#117	bat wing kabob	4
#497	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	4
#134	batblade	34
#491	batgut	37
#807	bath ball gift set	5
#449	battered Crimbo Crate	24
#17	battered hubcap	46
#235	beach glass bead	20
#287	beach glass necklace	1
#199	beanbag chair	2
#643	bed of coals	1
#299	beer bomb	95
#171	beertini	12
#354	begpwnia	2
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#1063	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#241	bellhop bell	1
#88	berry-infused sake	1
#381	big boom	1
#243	big red clown nose	32
#117	big stick	4
#372	bilge wine	33
#377	bit-o-cactus	7
#259	black & tan	9
#874	black candy heart	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#351	black forest cake	7
#207	black forest ham	11
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#468	black pixel	39
#54	black plastic oyster egg	61
#846	black polka-dot oyster egg	5
#467	black pudding	3
#327	black snake skin	16
#406	black snowcone	8
#1902	black striped oyster egg	2
#82	blackberry slippers	3
#158	blended frozen swill	1
#199	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#737	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	9
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#286	bloody clown pants	21
#622	bloody mary	1
#472	blue glowstick	3
#1773	blue paisley oyster egg	2
#506	blue pixel	97
#315	blue pixel potion	2
#536	blue plastic oyster egg	9
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#457	blue snowcone	14
#1836	blue striped oyster egg	2
#230	blue-frosted astral cupcake	5
#256	blueberry-frosted king cake	5
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#241	boilermaker	1
#82	bone aperitif	7
#105	bone meal	5
#269	bone rattle	7
#954	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#379	bottle of Definit	1
#414	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#386	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
🥇	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	11,933
#186	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	44
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#216	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
#59	bottle of Pinot Renoir	31
#47	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	23
#374	bottle of alcohol	6
#203	bottle of antifreeze	5
#306	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#407	bottle of cooking sherry	2
#1331	bottle of gin	1
#592	bottle of goofballs	43
#409	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#275	bottle of popskull	8
#265	bottle of realpagne	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#1586	bottle of rum	1
#344	bottle of sake	1
#119	bottle of sewage schnapps	67
#386	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3
#1369	bottle of tequila	1
#154	bottle of ultravitamins	4
#1261	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#138	bottle opener belt buckle	36
#41	bottlecap turtle	11
#318	bottled inspiration	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#92	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#346	bowl of cottage cheese	60
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#248	bowling ball	1
#1604	box of sunshine	105
#364	boxed champagne	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#247	brains casserole	1
#577	brick	65
#128	briny vinegar	1
#194	broken sword	22
#108	buffalo blade	1
#150	bum cheek	134
#49	bunch of bananas	103
#265	bunch of square grapes	14
#56	bungle in the jungle	27
#264	cactus fruit	7
#117	caipifruta	1
#535	calle de miel	1
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#533	can of Binarrrca	17
#1102	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#241	can of Red Minotaur	19
#57	can of Swiller	111
#546	can of fake snow	1
#311	can of maces	3
#957	can of spinach	1
#440	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	21
#380	candied yams	24
#405	candy brain	8
#567	candy cane	64
#448	candy stake	13
#91	canteen of wine	205
#430	capacitor relay	26
#444	carbon nanotube frame	26
#222	cardboard katana	2
#73	cardboard wakizashi	67
#286	carob chunk cookies	8
#203	carob chunk noodles	10
#226	carob chunks	32
#474	cast	29
#687	cat appendix	1
#665	catgut	3
#152	catgut taco	2
#383	centipede eggs	6
#369	chloroform rag	5
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#273	chopsticks	17
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#266	chorizo taco	16
#117	chunk of depleted Grimacite	95
#230	chunk of rock salt	13
#1753	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#80	citrus-infused sake	1
#228	clay peace-sign bead	20
#57	clockwork handle	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#276	clockwork key	9
#101	clockwork pants	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#414	clown hammer	72
#441	clown shoes	5
#462	clown skin	10
#238	clownskin belt	1
#2495	club necklace	2
#597	coffin lid	1
#416	cog	67
#45	cog and sprocket assembly	50
#250	cold hi mein	1
#233	cold ninja mask	16
#716	comfy coffin	1
#538	commemorative war stein	11
#555	concentrated garbage juice	1
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#317	corn holder	3
#568	corncob pipe	1
#228	cornuthaum	34
#307	corpse on the beach	16
#217	corpsebite	1
#187	corpsedriver	25
#190	corpsetini	26
#120	cosmic lemonade	1
#167	cottage	2
#951	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#307	cream stout	9
#164	cruelty-free wine	20
#172	crystallized memory	2
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#135	cup of primitive beer	23
#259	cursed bottle of black-label rum	5
#280	cursed bottle of rum	5
#259	dance card	7
#427	deadly lampshade	2
#70	deck of tropical cards	5
#285	decorative fountain	25
#302	defective skull	81
#302	dehydrated caviar	13
#874	delicious salad	25
#260	demon skin	48
#97	demon whip	1
#135	demon-horned hat	1
#91	demonskin trousers	2
#158	denim axe	3
#49	dense meat crossbow	1
#405	dense meat stack	226
#160	deodorant	21
#359	depantsing bomb	7
#431	desiccated apricot	9
#93	dew yoana lei	1
#1956	diamond necklace	3
#177	diamond-studded fronts	1
#93	didgeridooka	98
#1520	dill	2
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#766	disco ball	27
#282	disintegrating quill pen	26
#168	disintegrating spiky collar	2
#582	distilled fortified wine	3
#705	doll house	6
#72	dollhive	130
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#111	draggin' ball hat	102
#126	dreadlock whip	22
#225	dried face	16
#194	drum machine	33
#266	dry martini	1
#213	dry vodka martini	1
#347	drywall axe	38
#516	ducha de oro	1
#426	duck-on-a-string	5
#270	dungeoneer's dungarees	4
#181	dusty Crimbo crate	49
#276	dusty bottle of Marsala	71
#223	dusty bottle of Merlot	112
#277	dusty bottle of Muscat	76
#260	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	88
#231	dusty bottle of Port	104
#337	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	47
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#260	eXtreme mittens	16
#377	eXtreme scarf	7
#570	easter egg balloon	42
#228	eggbeater	2
#896	eggnog	17
#67	elven limbos gingerbread	118
#691	elven cellocello	26
#64	elven moonshine	123
#692	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	10
#1116	enchanted leopard-print barbell	4
#177	enchanted toothpick	8
#343	encoder ring	53
#913	ennui-flavored potato chips	6
#350	enormous belt buckle	8
#47	especially salty dog	13
#108	evil golden arches	13
#726	evil googly eye	5
#839	evil teddy bear	13
#89	expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#80	exploding hacky-sack	43
#355	explosion-flavored chewing gum	82
#494	extra-greasy slider	3
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#146	f3d0r4	88
#1167	facsimile dictionary	5
#508	fake blood	2
#380	fake fake vomit	83
#546	fake hand	50
#1009	fake plastic grass	1
#98	fancy bath salts	282
#1070	fancy but probably evil chocolate	6
#377	fancy canapés	1
#970	fancy chocolate	3
#1783	fancy dress ball	3
#571	fancy seashell necklace	1
#402	fat stacks of cash	21
#177	ferret bait	86
#230	fetid feather	40
#212	filth-encrusted futon	4
#880	fine wine	1
#55	flaming cardboard sword	2
#331	flaming feather	30
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#147	flaming talons	81
#240	flange	12
#192	flaregun	85
#305	flashing novelty button	4
#132	flask of Amontillado	1
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#303	flirtatious feather	21
#76	floaty stone sphere	1
#306	flute of flat champagne	23
#63	flypaper staff	1
#343	foolscap fool's cap	8
#99	football helmet	1
#367	forest tears	1
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#459	freezin' bindle	1
#133	fricasseed brains	12
#260	frightful feather	38
#402	frigid air mattress	2
#501	frigid mote	1
#288	frigid ninja stars	147
#433	frozen Mob Penguin	2
#706	frozen banquet	1
#271	frozen feather	39
#187	frozen nunchaku	19
#102	fruit basket	2
#148	fruit bowl	2
#607	fruitcake	36
#132	fruity girl swill	1
#178	furniture dolly	17
#195	furry green turtle	1
#605	fuzzbump	1
#330	ga-ga radio	6
#165	gas balloon	73
#1153	ghost cucumber	20
#163	ghost pickle on a stick	7
#357	ghuol ears	35
#292	giant cactus quill	2
#389	giant discarded bottlecap	13
#576	giant discarded plastic fork	17
#302	giant discarded torn-up glove	15
#135	giant driftwood sculpture	1
#239	giant glass of brandy	2
#392	giant pinky ring	42
#133	gibson	1
#275	gimlet	1
#130	gin and tonic	1
#2002	gingerbread bugbear	6
#920	gingerbread horror	7
#307	gingerbread house	2
#1336	gingerbread mutant bugbear	4
#268	gloomy mushroom wine	2
#572	gnauga hide	4
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#217	gnoll lips	18
#207	gnoll teeth	22
#133	goat beard	69
#303	goatskin umbrella	4
#149	gob of wet hair	211
#1178	googly eye	9
#80	goulauncher	1
#222	grass blade	1
#211	grave robbing shovel	8
#1684	green beer	2
#341	green glowstick	5
#237	green smoke bomb	9
#548	grog	1
#312	grouchy restless spirit	47
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#129	halfberd	5
#672	hamethyst	12
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#263	hamethyst ring	1
#113	handful of drink tickets	3
#296	handful of hand chalk	114
#194	handsomeness potion	11
#328	happiness	6
#1410	heart necklace	5
#1455	heart-shaped balloon	1
#951	helmet turtle	20
#180	hemp net	1
#257	hemp string	60
#157	henna face paint	12
#178	henna tattoo	5
#1136	herbal stuffing	6
#336	herringcello	35
#295	hill of beans	80
#51	hippo whip	6
#117	hippopotamus skin	35
#320	hippy herbal tea	1
#433	horizontal tango	1
#267	hors d'oeuvre tray	4
#136	hot buttered roll	4
#268	hot hi mein	1
#178	hot katana blade	106
#179	huge pumpkin	1
#124	huge spoon	19
#171	ice stein	2
#1763	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
#1602	ice-cold Willer	1
#1356	ice-cold fotie	1
#520	ice-cold six-pack	12
#42	icicle katana	3
#201	icy katana hilt	23
#275	icy mushroom wine	1
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#71	infant sandworm	1
#207	inkwell	28
#605	insanely spicy bean burrito	1
#691	invisible bag	1
#683	ion grid	16
#241	irate sombrero	10
#298	iron pasta spoon	22
#1396	irradiated candy cane	4
#210	jabañero pepper	2
#227	jack flapper	2
#550	jar of fermented pickle juice	2
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#298	jar of swamp gas	176
#700	jazz soap	39
#528	joybuzzer	57
#201	kamicorpse-ee	1
#422	ketchup hound	9
#499	kickback cookbook	1
#1288	killer rag doll	1
#2060	kite	1
#323	kneecapping stick	46
#146	knob mushroom wine	1
#232	knobby helmet turtle	1
#156	knoll mushroom wine	1
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#2570	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
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#510	war tongs	1
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#125	yuletide troll chrysalis	1
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#1453	zombie pineal gland	2

Wow, that's 33,681 items total!

what items are this player missing?