Museum :: AgentRocko

AgentRocko

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#500	1-ball	9
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#46	100-Watt bulb	2
#663	2-ball	5
#674	3-ball	5
#471	4-ball	9
#774	5-ball	4
#603	6-ball	6
#166	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	22
#526	7-ball	8
#1974	8-ball	2
#253	9-ball	4
#9	Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	1
#6	Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	1
#103	Alewife™ Ale	21
#382	Amulet of Yendor	60
#122	Angry Farmer candy	1,395
#1135	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#1398	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	8
#293	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	8
#78	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#52	Better Than Cuddling Cake	70
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#173	Bit O' Ectoplasm	14
#296	Black No. 2	19
#531	Blackfly Chardonnay	3
#389	Blatantly Canadian	5
#327	Blizzards I Have Died In	3
#1369	Bonerdagon necklace	5
#499	Boris's ring	3
#208	Boss Bat bling	16
#941	Boss Bat britches	14
#827	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	4
#430	Bulky Buddy Box	7
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1010	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#790	CRIMBCO mug	12
#747	CRIMBCO wine	10
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#535	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#535	Cloaca grenade	28
#419	Cloaca-Cola	90
#419	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	9
#823	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	3
#600	Cloaca-Cola helmet	4
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#771	Cloaca-Cola shield	3
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#432	Codpiece of the Goblin King	18
#273	Corpse Island iced tea	20
#688	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	7
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#723	Crimboween memo	15
#1487	Crimbuck	187
#1375	Crown of the Goblin King	16
#97	DNOTC Box	4
#237	Daffy Taffy	141
#131	Deactivated O. A. F.	6
#843	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	6
#313	Divine	1
#738	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	4
#2027	Drowsy Sword	3
#414	Dyspepsi grenade	32
#473	Dyspepsi-Cola	133
#564	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	5
#515	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	5
#630	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	4
#375	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	7
#567	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	4
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#500	Elfin shortbread	1
#206	Elmley shades	5
#33	Elron's Explosive Etude	3
#664	Ent cider	7
#267	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	41
#706	Feynman gate	12
🥇	French slippers	1
#529	Frosty's frosty mug	2
#239	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	10
#180	Gnollish flyswatter	17
#158	Gnollish pie server	13
#147	Gnollish plunger	19
#119	Gnollish slotted spoon	18
#266	Gnollish toolbox	17
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#86	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	1
#44	Grimacite Bock	1
#85	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	1
#202	Hodgman's blanket	7
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#63	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	2
#466	Imp Ale	338
#612	Jack-in-the-box	8
#231	Jolly Roger charrrm	18
#6	Junior Adventurer's merit badge	1
#839	Kissin' Cousins	1
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#191	Knob Goblin elite helm	32
#159	Knob Goblin elite pants	38
#185	Knob Goblin elite polearm	31
#315	Knob Goblin firecracker	60
#145	Knob Goblin harem pants	42
#214	Knob Goblin harem veil	21
#321	Knob Goblin love potion	40
#287	Knob Goblin melon baller	7
#120	Knob Goblin nasal spray	9
#267	Knob Goblin pants	51
#120	Knob Goblin perfume	33
#254	Knob Goblin scimitar	54
#330	Knob Goblin seltzer	42
#456	Knob Goblin spatula	8
#301	Knob Goblin steroids	36
#318	Knob Goblin tongs	42
#295	Knob Goblin visor	21
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#132	Knob pasty	4
#194	Knob stroganoff	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#730	Let Me Be!	2
#92	Libram of BRICKOs	1
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#579	M-242	10
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#262	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#961	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	6
#46	Manetwich	20
#205	Mariner's Friend cough drops	2
#559	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#242	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	9
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#248	Meleegra™ pills	44
#307	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	13
#322	Mob Penguin cellular phone	65
#217	Mohawk wig	60
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#277	Monstar energy beverage	19
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#659	Mountain Stream soda	10
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#34	Ms. Accessory	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#477	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	2
#158	Orcish baseball cap	28
#228	Orcish cargo shorts	13
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#944	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	7
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#161	Pine-Fresh air freshener	23
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#176	Prelude of Precision	1
#88	Rainbow's Gravity	2
#67	Ralph IX cognac	3
#274	Ram's Face Lager	115
#149	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	11
#337	Rock Pops	149
#217	Schrödinger's thermos	101
#1086	Senior Mints	2
#658	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#172	Spam Witch sammich	325
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#338	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	2
#972	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	4
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#946	Summer Nights	1
#51	Super Magic Power Sword X	4
#217	Supernova Champagne	25
#69	Tales from the Fireside	9
#234	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	316
#126	Tiki lighter	3
#613	Travels with Jerry	2
#170	Trollhouse cookies	321
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#295	Tuesday's ruby	7
#501	Typical Tavern swill	4
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#724	Valentine	24
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#106	White Hyborian	1
#1631	Wint-O-Fresh mint	2
#330	Workytime Tea	6
#464	Yummy Tummy bean	437
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#387	accidental cider	2
#275	acid-squirting flower	13
#219	acoustic guitarrr	18
#301	adder bladder	25
#501	alphabet gum	2
#535	amulet of extreme plot significance	19
#159	ancient frozen dinner	15
#1653	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	4
#409	anniversary balloon	2
#117	anniversary gift box	10
#438	annoying pitchfork	6
#282	ant agonist	10
#389	anticheese	13
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#300	antique greaves	24
#501	antique hand mirror	3
#324	antique helmet	21
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#303	antique shield	24
#317	antique spear	23
#370	around the world	3
#429	arrrgyle socks	5
#135	arse-a'fire elixir	1
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#201	asshat	11
#406	astral mushroom	22
#1082	astronaut pants	5
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#358	bätzle	1
#724	baby killer bee	12
#532	baconstone	15
#139	baconstone bracelet	5
#1253	badass belt	44
#301	bag of Cheat-Os	31
#344	bag of airline peanuts	87
#753	bag of lard	1
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#2044	ball	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#337	ballroom blintz	8
#312	banana	18
#101	banana cream pie	7
#64	banana daiquiri	6
#501	banana peel	3
#139	banana smoothie	6
#51	banana spritzer	8
#222	banana-frosted king cake	12
#193	bar skin	72
#1265	barrrnacle	6
#153	barskin hat	4
#292	baseball	17
#377	bat guano	28
#144	bat haggis	3
#149	bat wing	131
#117	bat wing kabob	4
#500	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	4
#134	batblade	34
#492	batgut	37
#807	bath ball gift set	5
#449	battered Crimbo Crate	24
#17	battered hubcap	46
#236	beach glass bead	20
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#199	beanbag chair	2
#643	bed of coals	1
#299	beer bomb	95
#171	beertini	12
#354	begpwnia	2
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#1067	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#242	bellhop bell	1
#88	berry-infused sake	1
#382	big boom	1
#244	big red clown nose	32
#117	big stick	4
#373	bilge wine	33
#377	bit-o-cactus	7
#259	black & tan	9
#873	black candy heart	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#351	black forest cake	7
#207	black forest ham	11
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#462	black picnic basket	1
#466	black pixel	39
#54	black plastic oyster egg	61
#846	black polka-dot oyster egg	5
#467	black pudding	3
#327	black snake skin	16
#407	black snowcone	8
#1902	black striped oyster egg	2
#82	blackberry slippers	3
#159	blended frozen swill	1
#198	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#737	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	9
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#286	bloody clown pants	21
#621	bloody mary	1
#472	blue glowstick	3
#1773	blue paisley oyster egg	2
#505	blue pixel	97
#315	blue pixel potion	2
#536	blue plastic oyster egg	9
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#456	blue snowcone	14
#1835	blue striped oyster egg	2
#230	blue-frosted astral cupcake	5
#257	blueberry-frosted king cake	5
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#243	boilermaker	1
#82	bone aperitif	7
#105	bone meal	5
#269	bone rattle	7
#953	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#413	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#386	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
🥇	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	11,933
#187	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	44
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#215	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
#59	bottle of Pinot Renoir	31
#46	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	23
#373	bottle of alcohol	6
#203	bottle of antifreeze	5
#307	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#407	bottle of cooking sherry	2
#1329	bottle of gin	1
#592	bottle of goofballs	43
#408	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#274	bottle of popskull	8
#266	bottle of realpagne	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#1584	bottle of rum	1
#344	bottle of sake	1
#120	bottle of sewage schnapps	67
#387	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#153	bottle of ultravitamins	4
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#137	bottle opener belt buckle	36
#40	bottlecap turtle	11
#318	bottled inspiration	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#93	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#346	bowl of cottage cheese	60
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#246	bowling ball	1
#1605	box of sunshine	105
#363	boxed champagne	1
#1334	boxed wine	1
#247	brains casserole	1
#578	brick	65
#128	briny vinegar	1
#194	broken sword	22
#108	buffalo blade	1
#151	bum cheek	134
#49	bunch of bananas	103
#265	bunch of square grapes	14
#57	bungle in the jungle	27
#263	cactus fruit	7
#117	caipifruta	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#534	can of Binarrrca	17
#1098	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#241	can of Red Minotaur	19
#57	can of Swiller	111
#545	can of fake snow	1
#310	can of maces	3
#956	can of spinach	1
#439	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	21
#378	candied yams	24
#406	candy brain	8
#565	candy cane	64
#449	candy stake	13
#91	canteen of wine	205
#429	capacitor relay	26
#444	carbon nanotube frame	26
#221	cardboard katana	2
#73	cardboard wakizashi	67
#286	carob chunk cookies	8
#203	carob chunk noodles	10
#226	carob chunks	32
#474	cast	29
#687	cat appendix	1
#665	catgut	3
#153	catgut taco	2
#384	centipede eggs	6
#370	chloroform rag	5
#940	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#273	chopsticks	17
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#266	chorizo taco	16
#117	chunk of depleted Grimacite	95
#230	chunk of rock salt	13
#1754	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#81	citrus-infused sake	1
#228	clay peace-sign bead	20
#57	clockwork handle	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#276	clockwork key	9
#101	clockwork pants	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#412	clown hammer	72
#441	clown shoes	5
#462	clown skin	10
#239	clownskin belt	1
#2495	club necklace	2
#597	coffin lid	1
#416	cog	67
#45	cog and sprocket assembly	50
#248	cold hi mein	1
#233	cold ninja mask	16
#716	comfy coffin	1
#539	commemorative war stein	11
#555	concentrated garbage juice	1
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#317	corn holder	3
#568	corncob pipe	1
#228	cornuthaum	34
#307	corpse on the beach	16
#218	corpsebite	1
#188	corpsedriver	25
#191	corpsetini	26
#120	cosmic lemonade	1
#167	cottage	2
#951	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#308	cream stout	9
#164	cruelty-free wine	20
#172	crystallized memory	2
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#136	cup of primitive beer	23
#259	cursed bottle of black-label rum	5
#279	cursed bottle of rum	5
#259	dance card	7
#427	deadly lampshade	2
#70	deck of tropical cards	5
#285	decorative fountain	25
#301	defective skull	81
#302	dehydrated caviar	13
#875	delicious salad	25
#260	demon skin	48
#97	demon whip	1
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#91	demonskin trousers	2
#158	denim axe	3
#49	dense meat crossbow	1
#403	dense meat stack	226
#160	deodorant	21
#360	depantsing bomb	7
#432	desiccated apricot	9
#93	dew yoana lei	1
#1958	diamond necklace	3
#177	diamond-studded fronts	1
#93	didgeridooka	98
#1520	dill	2
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#767	disco ball	27
#282	disintegrating quill pen	26
#168	disintegrating spiky collar	2
#583	distilled fortified wine	3
#705	doll house	6
#72	dollhive	130
#586	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#112	draggin' ball hat	102
#126	dreadlock whip	22
#225	dried face	16
#194	drum machine	33
#266	dry martini	1
#214	dry vodka martini	1
#347	drywall axe	38
#517	ducha de oro	1
#426	duck-on-a-string	5
#270	dungeoneer's dungarees	4
#181	dusty Crimbo crate	49
#276	dusty bottle of Marsala	71
#223	dusty bottle of Merlot	112
#277	dusty bottle of Muscat	76
#260	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	88
#231	dusty bottle of Port	104
#338	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	47
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#261	eXtreme mittens	16
#379	eXtreme scarf	7
#569	easter egg balloon	42
#228	eggbeater	2
#896	eggnog	17
#67	elven limbos gingerbread	118
#691	elven cellocello	26
#64	elven moonshine	123
#692	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	10
#1117	enchanted leopard-print barbell	4
#178	enchanted toothpick	8
#342	encoder ring	53
#913	ennui-flavored potato chips	6
#350	enormous belt buckle	8
#47	especially salty dog	13
#108	evil golden arches	13
#726	evil googly eye	5
#839	evil teddy bear	13
#90	expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#80	exploding hacky-sack	43
#353	explosion-flavored chewing gum	82
#495	extra-greasy slider	3
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#146	f3d0r4	88
#1166	facsimile dictionary	5
#507	fake blood	2
#379	fake fake vomit	83
#547	fake hand	50
#1008	fake plastic grass	1
#98	fancy bath salts	282
#1070	fancy but probably evil chocolate	6
#377	fancy canapés	1
#969	fancy chocolate	3
#1784	fancy dress ball	3
#572	fancy seashell necklace	1
#400	fat stacks of cash	21
#178	ferret bait	86
#232	fetid feather	40
#212	filth-encrusted futon	4
#880	fine wine	1
#55	flaming cardboard sword	2
#331	flaming feather	30
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#147	flaming talons	81
#241	flange	12
#192	flaregun	85
#305	flashing novelty button	4
#133	flask of Amontillado	1
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#304	flirtatious feather	21
#77	floaty stone sphere	1
#307	flute of flat champagne	23
#63	flypaper staff	1
#344	foolscap fool's cap	8
#99	football helmet	1
#368	forest tears	1
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#460	freezin' bindle	1
#134	fricasseed brains	12
#261	frightful feather	38
#402	frigid air mattress	2
#502	frigid mote	1
#287	frigid ninja stars	147
#433	frozen Mob Penguin	2
#707	frozen banquet	1
#272	frozen feather	39
#187	frozen nunchaku	19
#102	fruit basket	2
#148	fruit bowl	2
#608	fruitcake	36
#133	fruity girl swill	1
#178	furniture dolly	17
#195	furry green turtle	1
#604	fuzzbump	1
#331	ga-ga radio	6
#165	gas balloon	73
#1153	ghost cucumber	20
#163	ghost pickle on a stick	7
#357	ghuol ears	35
#293	giant cactus quill	2
#390	giant discarded bottlecap	13
#578	giant discarded plastic fork	17
#302	giant discarded torn-up glove	15
#135	giant driftwood sculpture	1
#239	giant glass of brandy	2
#392	giant pinky ring	42
#132	gibson	1
#275	gimlet	1
#129	gin and tonic	1
#2003	gingerbread bugbear	6
#921	gingerbread horror	7
#307	gingerbread house	2
#1335	gingerbread mutant bugbear	4
#268	gloomy mushroom wine	2
#572	gnauga hide	4
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#217	gnoll lips	18
#207	gnoll teeth	22
#135	goat beard	69
#303	goatskin umbrella	4
#150	gob of wet hair	211
#1178	googly eye	9
#80	goulauncher	1
#223	grass blade	1
#212	grave robbing shovel	8
#1683	green beer	2
#340	green glowstick	5
#238	green smoke bomb	9
#549	grog	1
#313	grouchy restless spirit	47
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#130	halfberd	5
#673	hamethyst	12
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#263	hamethyst ring	1
#113	handful of drink tickets	3
#296	handful of hand chalk	114
#195	handsomeness potion	11
#328	happiness	6
#1411	heart necklace	5
#1454	heart-shaped balloon	1
#953	helmet turtle	20
#180	hemp net	1
#257	hemp string	60
#157	henna face paint	12
#178	henna tattoo	5
#1137	herbal stuffing	6
#335	herringcello	35
#296	hill of beans	80
#51	hippo whip	6
#118	hippopotamus skin	35
#320	hippy herbal tea	1
#433	horizontal tango	1
#268	hors d'oeuvre tray	4
#136	hot buttered roll	4
#266	hot hi mein	1
#178	hot katana blade	106
#179	huge pumpkin	1
#124	huge spoon	19
#171	ice stein	2
#1764	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
#1603	ice-cold Willer	1
#1357	ice-cold fotie	1
#520	ice-cold six-pack	12
#42	icicle katana	3
#201	icy katana hilt	23
#275	icy mushroom wine	1
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#71	infant sandworm	1
#208	inkwell	28
#606	insanely spicy bean burrito	1
#691	invisible bag	1
#682	ion grid	16
#243	irate sombrero	10
#298	iron pasta spoon	22
#1396	irradiated candy cane	4
#211	jabañero pepper	2
#227	jack flapper	2
#551	jar of fermented pickle juice	2
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#298	jar of swamp gas	176
#698	jazz soap	39
#526	joybuzzer	57
#203	kamicorpse-ee	1
#419	ketchup hound	9
#499	kickback cookbook	1
#1289	killer rag doll	1
#2061	kite	1
#323	kneecapping stick	46
#146	knob mushroom wine	1
#232	knobby helmet turtle	1
#156	knoll mushroom wine	1
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#184	tuxedo shirt	1
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#511	war tongs	1
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#223	white Xanadian	1
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#124	yuletide troll chrysalis	1
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#1453	zombie pineal gland	2

Wow, that's 33,681 items total!

what items are this player missing?