Museum :: Dorkomatic

Dorkomatic

Rank	Item	Quantity
#113	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#1150	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1428	2-ball	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1017	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#1475	4-ball	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#395	668 scroll	1
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#1459	Amulet of Yendor	1
#2231	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#2097	Angry Farmer candy	1
#1131	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#29	BRICKO airship	1
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#22	BRICKO cathedral	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#33	BRICKO pyramid	1
#39	BRICKO python	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#19	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#2354	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	4
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#214	Blatantly Canadian	14
#233	Boris's key lime	1
#424	Boris's key lime pie	1
#340	Boris's ring	5
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#1741	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#406	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	16
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#220	Cherry Cloaca Cola	6
#1730	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1152	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#396	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	7
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#490	Cloaca-Cola shield	5
#282	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1851	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#751	Crimbo pie	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#1830	Crimboween memo	3
#4248	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#1928	Daffy Taffy	1
#221	Diet Cloaca Cola	5
#2662	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#177	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	21
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#171	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	2
#93	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	20
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#433	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	14
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#2742	Drowsy Sword	1
#1669	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2054	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#426	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	6
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#315	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	7
#1786	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#100	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#2385	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#365	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	6
#46	Elfin shortbread	28
#1051	Ent cider	2
#267	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	41
#89	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#115	Gnollish casserole dish	9
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#595	Gnollish pie server	1
#241	Gnollish pie tin	16
#375	Gnollish plunger	6
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#1868	Imp Ale	1
#357	Jarlsberg's earring	4
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#152	Jolly Roger charrrm	31
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#535	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	11
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#835	Kissin' Cousins	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#154	Knob Goblin elite pants	39
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#250	Knob Goblin elite shirt	33
#416	Knob Goblin firecracker	39
#227	Knob Goblin harem pants	20
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#702	Knob Goblin love potion	6
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#321	Knob Goblin pants	36
#458	Knob Goblin perfume	5
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#747	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#629	Knob Goblin steroids	6
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1118	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#522	Knob sausage	3
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#596	Knoll mushroom	10
#193	Knoll shroomkabob	8
#1063	Let Me Be!	1
#467	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	13
#884	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#216	MSG	1
#1760	Mad Train wine	1
#1315	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	3
#400	Manetwich	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#480	Marquis de Poivre soda	1
#850	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#706	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#172	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#111	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#162	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#476	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	73
#1962	Mob Penguin cellular phone	2
#236	Mohawk wig	52
#1002	Mountain Stream soda	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#35	Ms. Accessory	1
#374	NG	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#134	Orcish cargo shorts	29
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#195	Orcish meat locker	2
#2359	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#296	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	4
#314	Pine-Fresh air freshener	10
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#282	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#509	Ram's Face Lager	26
#196	Regular Cloaca Cola	7
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#87	S.T.L.T.	1
#2544	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#330	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	4
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#566	Snow Queen Crown	2
#622	Spam Witch sammich	23
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#1123	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	17
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#669	Trollhouse cookies	24
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#709	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#2404	Valentine	1
#237	WA	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#952	Warm Subject gift certificate	4
#391	White Citadel burger	2
#319	White Citadel fries	3
#1954	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#2956	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#333	abandoned candy	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#705	all-purpose cleaner	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#657	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#670	ancient protein powder	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#678	anniversary balloon	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#896	antique helmet	1
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#905	antique shield	1
#946	antique spear	1
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#854	arrrgyle socks	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#1105	asbestos ore	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#124	asparagus stir-fry	1
#769	aspirin	1
#642	asshat	1
#1193	astral mushroom	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#848	atomic vector plotter	2
#115	attention spanner	1
#17	augmented El Vibrato drone	1
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#530	baby killer bee	18
#183	babycakes	1
#2450	baconstone	1
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#122	baconstone ring	2
#4409	badass belt	7
#133	badger badge	1
#830	bag of Cheat-Os	2
#789	bag of airline peanuts	34
#242	balaclava	3
#301	balaclava baklava	9
#550	ball	11
#305	balloon helmet	1
#241	balloon monkey	7
#143	balloon sword	3
#336	ballroom blintz	8
#727	banana	4
#337	banana cream pie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#1020	banana-frosted king cake	1
#834	bar skin	5
#961	barbed-wire fence	1
#1138	barrrnacle	8
#110	barskin cloak	1
#153	barskin hat	4
#186	barskin tent	1
#434	baseball	9
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#124	bat haggis	4
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#669	bat wing	8
#44	bat wing kabob	14
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#783	batblade	1
#443	batgut	50
#1660	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#681	beach glass bead	1
#65	bean burrito	34
#643	bed of coals	1
#232	beefy fish meat	1
#138	beer basted brat	1
#671	beer helmet	1
#541	beer lens	2
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#1063	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#770	bi-lateral logic compressor	2
#346	big bad voodoo mask	1
#188	big red clown nose	45
#82	big stick	9
#117	bigger stick	1
#55	bilge wine	971
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
#649	bit-o-cactus	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#565	black forest cake	2
#551	black forest ham	1
#694	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#464	black pixel	40
#1463	black plastic oyster egg	2
#1489	black polka-dot oyster egg	2
#632	black pudding	1
#812	black snowcone	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#726	black sword	1
#920	black-and-blue light	1
#599	blackberry	6
#3303	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#641	bloody beer	7
#187	bloody clown pants	41
#622	bloody mary	1
#1329	blue paisley oyster egg	3
#116	blue pixel	1,010
#942	blue plasma ball	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#1672	blue polka-dot oyster egg	2
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#259	blue snowcone	72
#1835	blue striped oyster egg	2
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#295	bone rattle	6
#751	booty chest charrrm	1
#152	boring spaghetti	4
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#458	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#920	bottle of gin	6
#680	bottle of popskull	1
#265	bottle of realpagne	1
#1586	bottle of rum	1
#343	bottle of sake	1
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1369	bottle of tequila	1
#237	bottle of ultravitamins	2
#1261	bottle of vodka	1
#1506	bottle of whiskey	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#142	bow staff	1
#92	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#371	bowl of cottage cheese	53
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#104	bowl of rye sprouts	5
#134	bowler	1
#212	box	71
#1191	boxed wine	2
#454	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#247	brains casserole	1
#248	brainy skull	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#1402	brick	14
#479	briefcase	6
#232	broken carburetor	1
#204	broken skull	118
#624	broken sword	1
#589	bronze breastplate	1
#385	brown sugar cane	8
#93	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#616	bubblewrap ore	1
#30	bubblewrap staff	2
#116	bubbling tempura batter	1
#128	bubbly potion	143
#178	buckler buckle	2
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#169	bugbear bungguard	41
#1096	bum cheek	1
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#579	bunch of square grapes	1
#348	cactus fruit	4
#534	calle de miel	1
#1818	can of Binarrrca	1
#840	can of Red Minotaur	2
#554	can of Swiller	1
#100	can of maces	11
#226	can-can-in-a-can	1
#2395	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	2
#1141	candied kobold	1
#2874	candied yams	1
#4787	candy cane	1
#3830	candy stake	1
#745	cannonball charrrm	1
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#1613	carbon nanotube frame	2
#634	carbonated water lily	1
#222	cardboard katana	2
#610	cardboard ore	1
#34	cardboard staff	2
#683	cardboard wakizashi	1
#28	carob brownies	17
#179	carob chunk cookies	15
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#316	carob chunks	15
#518	casino pass	4
#1030	cast	1
#396	cat appendix	7
#229	catgut	42
#216	catgut taco	1
#109	catskin buckler	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#93	catsup	4
#690	centipede eggs	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#596	chaos butterfly	164
#144	charrrm bracelet	1
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#997	cheap toaster	2
#1062	chef's hat	1
#307	cherry	11
#272	cherry pie	1
#307	chewing gum on a string	37
#19	chintzy saucepan earring	189
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#809	chocolate-frosted king cake	1
#823	chopsticks	1
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#325	chorizo taco	11
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#133	chrome helmet turtle	2
#364	chrome ore	14
#429	chrome staff	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#72	clockwork claws	1
#47	clockwork doohickey	2
#102	clockwork hat	1
#188	clockwork key	10
#101	clockwork pants	1
#31	clockwork sheet	2
#65	clockwork spine	1
#46	clockwork staff	1
#51	clockwork thingamajig	3
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#86	clockwork widget	1
#161	cloudy potion	117
#1797	clown hammer	1
#222	clown shoes	14
#817	clown skin	1
#185	clown wig	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#122	cob of corn	5
#290	cocktail onion	1
#1222	cocoa egg	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#1280	coconut shell	1
#195	coffin lid	8
#354	cog	85
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#374	cold wad	1
#716	comfy coffin	1
#805	computronic processing unit	2
#201	concentrated magicalness pill	11
🥉	control crystal	1
#85	cool mushroom	32
#19	cool mushroom casserole	31
#864	cool whip	1
#738	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#524	corn holder	1
#849	cornuthaum	1
#1823	corpse on the beach	1
#1819	corpsedriver	1
#1812	corpsetini	1
#310	cranberries	90
#952	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#164	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#569	cream stout	1
#540	creamsicle	1
#114	crossbow string	3
#706	crowbarrr	1
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#364	crumbling rat skull	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#487	cursed black pearl onion	1
#27	cursed bottle of black-label rum	94
#513	cursed bottle of rum	1
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#42	cursed eyepatch	1
#377	cursed piece of thirteen	1
#460	cursed sea biscuit	1
#1025	daisy	1
#585	dance card	1
#209	dark potion	86
#179	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
#310	dead guy's watch	22
#582	decaying goldfish liver	1
#212	decorative fountain	46
#570	defective skull	36
#157	dehydrated caviar	45
#148	delectable catalyst	2
#167	delectable fire ant	1
#346	delicious noodles	3
#1795	delicious salad	1
#245	delicious shimmering moth	1
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#168	delicious stinkbug	1
#924	demon skin	1
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#374	denim axe	1
#49	dense meat crossbow	1
#1267	dense meat stack	1
#63	dense meat staff	1
#84	dense meat sword	1
#73	deodorant	60
#217	desiccated apricot	39
#3284	diamond necklace	1
#1065	diamond-studded cane	1
#177	diamond-studded fronts	1
#376	digital key lime pie	1
#483	dire fudgesicle	1
#339	dirty hobo gloves	69
#785	disco ball	25
#1717	disco mask	1
#282	disease	50
#819	disembodied brain	1
#292	disembodied smile	1
#228	dishrag	2
#790	disintegrating quill pen	1
#476	disintegrating sheet music	1
#677	displaced fish	1
#984	distilled fortified wine	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#655	disturbing fanfic	100
#572	divine champagne flute	1
#1640	doll house	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#131	dolphin whistle	1
#267	drab sonata	17
#931	draggin' ball hat	1
#373	dreadlock whip	1
#467	dried face	5
#763	drum machine	1
#267	dry martini	1
#1141	dry noodles	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#516	ducha de oro	1
#905	duck-on-a-string	2
#2325	duct tape	1
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#381	dull fish scale	4
#58	dungeoneer's dungarees	22
#144	dusty animal jawbone	2
#306	dusty animal pelvis	1
#189	dusty bottle of Marsala	118
#206	dusty bottle of Merlot	121
#188	dusty bottle of Muscat	118
#173	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	138
#1061	dusty bottle of Port	1
#179	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	119
#290	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	1
#151	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	3
#82	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	5
#295	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	1
#301	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	1
#292	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
#86	dusty first caudal vertebra	5
#196	dusty first cervical vertebra	2
#182	dusty first lumbar vertebra	2
#190	dusty first thoracic vertebra	2
#134	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	3
#188	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	2
#53	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	7
#103	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	4
#115	dusty left eleventh rib	4
#115	dusty left femur	4
#136	dusty left fibula	3
#139	dusty left fifth rib	3
#302	dusty left first rib	1
#139	dusty left fourth rear claw	3
#294	dusty left fourth rib	1
#310	dusty left ninth rib	1
#297	dusty left radius	1
#134	dusty left scapula	3
#81	dusty left second front claw	5
#296	dusty left second rib	1
#309	dusty left seventh rib	1
#141	dusty left sixth rib	3
#114	dusty left tenth rib	4
#189	dusty left third rear claw	2
#71	dusty left thumb	6
#312	dusty left tibia	1
#86	dusty left twelfth rib	5
#131	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	3
#282	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1
#299	dusty right clavicle	1
#75	dusty right eighth rib	6
#289	dusty right eleventh rib	1
#205	dusty right femur	2
#310	dusty right first front claw	1
#141	dusty right first rib	3
#124	dusty right fourth front claw	3
#134	dusty right fourth rear claw	3
#136	dusty right kneecap	3
#119	dusty right ninth rib	4
#191	dusty right radius	2
#288	dusty right scapula	1
#197	dusty right second rear claw	2
#104	dusty right second rib	4
#295	dusty right seventh rib	1
#300	dusty right tenth rib	1
#136	dusty right third front claw	3
#109	dusty right third rear claw	4
#150	dusty right thumb	3
#195	dusty right tibia	2
#138	dusty right twelfth rib	3
#146	dusty right ulna	3
#98	dusty second caudal vertebra	4
#189	dusty second cervical vertebra	2
#141	dusty second lumbar vertebra	3
#296	dusty second thoracic vertebra	1
#283	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	1
#195	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	2
#313	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	1
#286	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	1
#144	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	3
#288	dusty third caudal vertebra	1
#140	dusty third cervical vertebra	3
#287	dusty third lumbar vertebra	1
#288	dusty third thoracic vertebra	1
#293	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
#1280	dwarf bread	1
#320	dwarvish magazine	3
#399	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#70	eXtreme meat sword	2
#260	eXtreme mittens	16
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#855	eXtreme scarf	1
#2347	easter egg balloon	8
#127	effervescent potion	147
#174	eggbeater	3
#2834	eggnog	1
#1811	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#1586	elven moonshine	1
#1117	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
#1303	empty agua de vida bottle	1
#352	empty meat tank	8
#260	enchanted barbell	7
#603	enchanted bean	1
#134	enchanted bean burrito	4
#185	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#206	enchanted eyepatch	1
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#227	supportive bra	10
#257	swashbuckling pants	19
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#122	swirly potion	159
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#82	sword hilt	5
#458	t8r tots	9
#318	taco shell	30
#98	tail o' nine cats	1
#1069	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	2
#351	tambourine	1
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#246	tap shoes	6
#384	targeting chip	1
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#1004	teddy bear	5
#269	teddy bear sewing kit	1
#343	teeny-tiny ninja stars	2
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#225	tenderizing hammer	7
#349	tequila with training wheels	1
#566	thin black candle	169
#536	thistle wine	1
#142	tighty whiteys	1
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#325	tiny Mountie hat	1
#411	tiny balloon knife	1
#1700	tiny house	1
#382	tiny knife and fork	1
#101	tiny makeup kit	1
#463	tiny maracas	1
#625	tiny ninja sword	1
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
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#2776	tiny plastic Axe Wound	2
#2096	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	2
#1545	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	3
#2809	tiny plastic Black Knight	2
#1509	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	3
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#1492	tiny plastic Boss Bat	3
#4912	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	3
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#2452	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	3
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#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#79	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
#1500	tiny plastic Felonia	3
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#2805	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	2
#2786	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	2
#2763	tiny plastic Hellion	2
#2826	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	2
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
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#3958	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
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#2771	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	2
#2794	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	2
#84	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#2762	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	2
#2781	tiny plastic Protagonist	2
#1531	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#2758	tiny plastic Spam Witch	2
#2744	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	2
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
#1518	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	3
#1520	tiny plastic The Man	3
#2829	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	2
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#2758	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	2
#1792	tiny plastic accordion thief	3
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#2858	tiny plastic angry bugbear	2
#4840	tiny plastic angry goat	3
#3939	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#2790	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	2
#2802	tiny plastic astronomer	2
#4861	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	3
#6139	tiny plastic barrrnacle	2
#2788	tiny plastic beanbat	2
#2570	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
#4840	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	3
#2794	tiny plastic blooper	2
#2850	tiny plastic brainsweeper	2
#3905	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#540	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
#4873	tiny plastic cocoabo	3
#4884	tiny plastic coffee pixie	3
#1502	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	3
#2751	tiny plastic cubist bull	2
#2768	tiny plastic demoninja	2
#2687	tiny plastic disco bandit	2
#2800	tiny plastic drunk goat	2
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#2829	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	2
#2796	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	2
#2815	tiny plastic fruit golem	2
#4883	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	3
#4856	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	3
#4810	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	3
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#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#2788	tiny plastic goth giant	2
#4809	tiny plastic grue	3
#2793	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	2
#1833	tiny plastic hermit	3
#4850	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	3
#4793	tiny plastic killer bee	3
#2823	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	2
#4875	tiny plastic leprechaun	3
#4835	tiny plastic levitating potato	3
#2728	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	2
#4847	tiny plastic mosquito	3
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#2800	tiny plastic ninja snowman	2
#1797	tiny plastic pastamancer	3
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#4797	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	3
#2641	tiny plastic sauceror	2
#2796	tiny plastic scary clown	2
#1765	tiny plastic seal clubber	3
#3849	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#2817	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	2
#2763	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	2
#4897	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	3
#2826	tiny plastic spooky vampire	2
#4861	tiny plastic stab bat	3
#4891	tiny plastic star starfish	3
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#2292	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	3
#2764	tiny plastic taco cat	2
#2767	tiny plastic topiary golem	2
#2658	tiny plastic turtle tamer	2
#2752	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	2
#2762	tiny plastic warwelf	2
#2699	tiny plastic whitesnake	2
#1047	tiny plastic zmobie	7
#1124	tiny shaker of salt	1
#293	tires	27
#265	tisket	1
#1052	titanium assault umbrella	1
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#144	tofu casserole	11
#2298	tofurkey gravy	2
#2294	tofurkey leg	2
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#441	tomato juice of powerful power	1
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#2070	top	1
#204	tortoise's blessing	13
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#702	toy soldier	2
#1439	toy space helmet	3
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#478	tree skirt	1
#1037	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#93	troutpiece	1
#248	tube of hair oil	1
#899	turtle totem	23
#183	tuxedo shirt	1
#1078	twinkly wad	1
#512	uncooked chorizo	4
#693	unidentified jerky	1
#110	union scalemail pants	1
#51	unlocked meat locker	4
#272	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	19
#438	urinal cake	3
#1693	valuable trinket	12
#667	vampire collar	1
#1912	vampire duck-on-a-string	2
#669	vanilla-frosted king cake	1
#178	vial of patchouli oil	4
#2588	vibrating cyborg knife	1
#1042	viking helmet	1
#647	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1
#639	vodka and cranberry	1
#288	vodka martini	4
#895	vorpal blade	1
#457	wad of dough	75
#289	wad of tofu	17
#227	walrus-tusk earring	5
#132	warm mushroom	13
#126	wet stew	1
#1538	wheel	1
#119	whip kit	4
#648	whiskey and cola	1
#411	whiskey and soda	1
#630	whiskey sour	1
#791	white Canadian	1
#903	white balloon	1
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#296	white chocolate chip cookies	11
#958	white chocolate chips	1
#602	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#1104	white lightning	1
#685	white picket fence	2
#81	white pixel	994
#415	white rice	1
#640	white satin pants	2
#581	white satin shield	1
#748	white snake skin	5
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#854	white sword	1
#728	whoopie cushion	41
#995	wind-up chattering teeth	24
#246	windchimes	41
#566	witty rapier	1
#1245	wolf mask	1
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#811	wooden stakes	1
#595	wool hat	1
#346	worn tophat	3
#894	worthless gewgaw	1
#1039	worthless knick-knack	1
#781	worthless trinket	1
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#384	wussiness potion	34
#727	x-ray specs	20
#176	yak anorak	1
#182	yak skin	6
#80	yak toupee	1
#39	yakskin buckler	4
#106	yakskin pants	1
#27	yakskin skirt	3
#1799	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#2817	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#945	yellow snowcone	29
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1084	yeti fur	21
#925	yo-yo	22
#555	zombie pineal gland	9

Wow, that's 22,238 items total!

what items are this player missing?