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#114"Humorous" T-shirt1
#14371-ball1
#1141.21 jigawatts1
#11491337 7r0uZ0RZ1
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#785ASCII shirt1
#1458Amulet of Yendor1
#2232Ancient Saucehelm1
#2096Angry Farmer candy1
#1132Asleep in the Cemetery1
#29BRICKO airship1
#74BRICKO bulwark1
#22BRICKO cathedral1
#112BRICKO pearl1
#33BRICKO pyramid1
#39BRICKO python1
#55BRICKO trunk1
#19BRICKO vacuum cleaner1
#2353Baron von Ratsworth's monocle4
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#748Blackfly Chardonnay1
#214Blatantly Canadian14
#233Boris's key lime1
#424Boris's key lime pie1
#340Boris's ring5
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#1741Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air1
#406Brimstone Chicken Sandwich16
#1501Bulky Buddy Box1
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#219Cherry Cloaca Cola6
#1731Cloaca grenade1
#1495Cloaca-Cola1
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#281Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#1237Cold Hots candy1
#491Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket1
#481Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket1
#1850Corpse Island iced tea1
#753Crimbo pie1
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#1830Crimboween memo3
#4249Crown of the Goblin King1
#1927Daffy Taffy1
#221Diet Cloaca Cola5
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#177Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment21
#737Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir1
#171Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent2
#93Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm20
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#433Double Bacon Beelzeburger14
#1495Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#537Dramatic™ range1
#2742Drowsy Sword1
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#2052Dyspepsi-Cola1
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#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#315Dyspepsi-Cola shield7
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#100El Vibrato drone1
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#365Elf Farm Raffle ticket6
#46Elfin shortbread28
#1051Ent cider2
#267Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots41
#89Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#461Genalen™ Bottle1
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#186Gnollish autoplunger1
#115Gnollish casserole dish9
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#594Gnollish pie server1
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#595Gnollish slotted spoon1
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#154Hell broth1
#613Hell ramen1
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#1868Imp Ale1
#357Jarlsberg's earring4
#204Jarlsberg's key lime1
#396Jarlsberg's key lime pie1
#152Jolly Roger charrrm31
#691Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet1
#534Jumbo Dr. Lucifer11
#107Kentucky-style derby1
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#430Knob Goblin Uberpants1
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#416Knob Goblin firecracker39
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#892Knob Goblin visor1
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#521Knob sausage3
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#132Knoll lo mein1
#596Knoll mushroom10
#193Knoll shroomkabob8
#1063Let Me Be!1
#467Lord of the Flies-sized fries13
#884Loudmouth Larry Lamprey1
#723Lucky Surprise Egg1
#216MSG1
#1758Mad Train wine1
#1315MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech3
#400Manetwich1
#258Mariner's Friend cough drops1
#479Marquis de Poivre soda1
#851Maxing, Relaxing1
#694Maxwell's Silver Hammer1
#403Meat detector1
#705Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs1
#1109Meleegra™ pills1
#172Mer-kin foodbucket1
#111Mer-kin pressureglobe1
#162Mer-kin thingpouch1
#476Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub73
#1963Mob Penguin cellular phone2
#236Mohawk wig52
#1001Mountain Stream soda1
#2682Mr. Mediocrebar1
#34Ms. Accessory1
#374NG1
#128Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork1
#843Orcish baseball cap1
#134Orcish cargo shorts29
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#195Orcish meat locker2
#2359Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster1
#292Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#296Pick-O-Matic lockpicks4
#315Pine-Fresh air freshener10
#175Prelude of Precision1
#266Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit1
#233Princess Rutabaga trading card1
#476Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket1
#470Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit1
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#509Ram's Face Lager26
#196Regular Cloaca Cola7
#1463Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#2658Rock Pops1
#87S.T.L.T.1
#2542Scalp of Gorgolok1
#1319Senior Mints1
#330Sneaky Pete's breath spray4
#399Sneaky Pete's key lime pie1
#566Snow Queen Crown2
#622Spam Witch sammich23
#922Spooky Surprise Egg1
#736Supernova Champagne1
#1122Tasty Fun Good rice candy17
#574Tiki lighter1
#669Trollhouse cookies24
#158Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#161Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#709Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#2405Valentine1
#237WA1
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#952Warm Subject gift certificate4
#391White Citadel burger2
#319White Citadel fries3
#1955Wint-O-Fresh mint1
#348Ye Olde Navy Fleece1
#2955Yummy Tummy bean1
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#335abandoned candy1
#1478abominable snowcone1
#1006acid-squirting flower1
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#116alpha-mail pants1
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#212box71
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#204broken skull118
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#384brown sugar cane8
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#178buckler buckle2
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#111eXtreme meat staff1
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#199extra-large palm-frond toupee1
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#244extra-strength strongness elixir6
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#43fettucini Inconnu37
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#51flower petal pie16
#859flute of flat champagne1
#163flytrap pellet1
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#431foie gras1
#791foolscap fool's cap1
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#194forest tears4
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#322frilly skirt11
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#732frozen nunchaku1
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#149full meat tank1
#158funky brass fez1
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#115furry pants7
#46furry skirt2
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#2296fuzzy dice3
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#42ghuol-ear kabob32
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#383glacial sapphire1
#257glass of goat's milk48
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#556zombie pineal gland9

Wow, that's 22,238 items total!

what items are this player missing?