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RankItemQuantity
#114"Humorous" T-shirt1
#774'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#450A. W. O. L. commendation11
#437Atomic Comic1
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#480BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt2
#1043BGE merchandise order form1
#566BGE pocket calendar1
#899BGE shotglass6
#676BGE temporary tattoo1
#957BGE tiny plastic toy1
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#2385Bonerdagon necklace1
#1674Boss Bat bling1
#2775Boss Bat britches1
#48Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air30
#1058Bulky Buddy Box2
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#364CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)3
#263CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)3
#288CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)3
#244CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)3
#251CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)3
#250CRIMBCO lanyard2
#1552CRIMBCO mug3
#1699CRIMBCO scrip5
#819CRIMBCO wine9
#363CRIMBCOIDS mints7
#1190CRIMBCOLOAF4
#23Children's Meal of the Damned1
#288Cinco Mayo Lager1
#1873Codpiece of the Goblin King2
#355Crimbo candied pecan33
#388Crimbo fudge29
#339Crimbo peppermint bark36
#350Crimbo wreath2
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#980Crimboween memo11
#1155Dickory Farms Gift Basket3
#98Dolphin King's crown41
#477Ecto-Cooler1
#517Feynman gate19
#76Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy2
#249Fudgie Roll1
🥈Fuzzby1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#750Go-Wassail11
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#457Lars the Cyberian1
#1177MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech4
#346Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#1507Mob Penguin cellular phone5
#302Mob Penguin protection contract10
#208Red Pill2
#129Retenez L'Herbe Paté12
#599Senior Mints7
#122Skullhead's Screw1
#772Tales of a Kansas Toymaker2
#967The Joy of Wassailing1
🥇Tickle-Me Emilio1
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#328Ultrasoldier Serum1
#611Uncle Crimbo's Rations3
#613Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide11
#35Uncle Hobo's belt1
#29Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves1
#59Uncle Hobo's highest bough1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#985Warm Subject gift certificate3
#1955Wint-O-Fresh mint1
#191Workytime Tea11
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#869Yummy Tummy bean200
🥇all-year sucker1
#42ammonite candy mold6
#1018ammonite fossil1
#1653ancient unspeakable fruitcake4
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#424antique 8-Bit Power magazine3
#626antique bottle opener1
#343antique painting of a landscape2
#151antique pair of blue jeans5
#119antique record album25
#74antique souvenir drawing10
#125archaeologing shovel1
#769aspirin1
#1082astronaut pants5
#848atomic vector plotter2
#1308baconstone5
#390badass belt109
#1593ball2
#96bananagate64
#1914bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#807bath ball gift set5
#373battered Crimbo Crate31
#39belemnite candy mold6
#977belemnite fossil1
#1067bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#559bi-lateral logic compressor4
#583bindlestocking2
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#639black paisley oyster egg8
#241black plastic oyster egg18
#370black polka-dot oyster egg14
#465black spot1
#966black striped oyster egg5
#245blank fudge mold1
#2625blob-shaped Crimbo cookie6
#1329blue paisley oyster egg3
#86blue plastic oyster egg53
#365blue polka-dot oyster egg11
#128blue striped oyster egg28
#4bodyslam1
#980borg sock monkey1
#507bottle of bubbles11
#205bottle of goofballs106
#679bottle of pirate juice1
#109bottle of single-barrel whiskey9
#436bow1
#142bow staff1
#150bowlegged pants1
#134bowler1
#5911box of sunshine4
#501breaded beer1
#928brine11
#24briny vinegar11
#344broken cellular phone9
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#1630buckyball1
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#545can of fake snow1
#728can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce12
#1023candied yams8
#214candy cane175
#2398candy stake3
#424canteen of wine65
#1081capacitor relay7
#968carbon nanotube frame9
#467chaos butterfly333
#12cheap toaster73
#1755circular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#663computronic processing unit3
#486cranberry schnapps1
#593cyborg doll2
#1246cyborg stompin' boot2
#58dandy lion cub1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#384deluxe fax machine1
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#1174dill11
#1640doll house1
#821dollhive7
#906duck-on-a-string2
#295dusty Crimbo crate36
#781dwarf bread4
#130easter egg balloon110
#1554eggnog6
#560elven limbos gingerbread24
#193elven whittling knife1
#1096evil googly eye2
#2195evil teddy bear2
#761fancy but probably evil chocolate8
#243fancy chocolate11
#2035fancy dress ball2
#382felt22
#855festive holiday hat4
#686festive sausage2
#303fez of etymology1
#1350fire2
#838flashing novelty button2
#143fluid of fudge-finding1
#378fossilized baboon skull1
#329fossilized bat skull1
#312fossilized demon skull1
#405fossilized serpent skull1
#741frigid fudgepuck1
#1036fruitcake18
#379fudge bunny1
#197fudge cube1
#365fudge lily13
#259fudge spork1
#150fudgecule16,763
#177fudgecycle1
#220fudgesicle1
#6fuzzy dice84
#1346ghost cucumber11
#16ghostly pickling solution11
#66giant discarded plastic fork99
#139giant green gummi bear1
#174giant green gummi ingot1
#424giant pinky ring37
#136giant red gummi bear1
#163giant red gummi ingot1
#133giant yellow gummi bear1
#168giant yellow gummi ingot1
#427gift-a-pult1
#321gingerbread bugbear83
#1070gingerbread horror6
#1883gingerbread mutant bugbear3
#152glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub1
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#2538golden ring5
#1178googly eye9
#834green beer11
#244green drunki-bear1
#1010green gummi ingot1
🥈green traffic cone1
#197grue egg108
#171gummi ammonite1
#165gummi belemnite1
#198gummi canary1
#202gummi salamander1
#242gummi snake1
#170gummi trilobite1
#1227gyroscope1
#402half-rotten brain1
#1152hamethyst6
#210handful of numbers2
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#454heavy metal sonata1
#541heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#1742herbal stuffing3
#894high-resistance ultrapolymer plating2
#867holiday cheese log1
#656hyperbolic plasma focuser3
#1278immense cyborg hand4
#957incredibly creepy marionette2
#456intriguing puzzle box1
#355ion grid36
#691ion-pulse modulation stabilizer3
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#771jerky coins11
#703killer rag doll3
#2135killing feather14
#1689kite2
#574kneecapping stick20
#131knuckle sandwich184
#109kumquartz58
#737laser-broiled pear12
#1086lavender paisley oyster egg3
#1171lavender plastic oyster egg3
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1119lavender striped oyster egg2
#178leftover Crimbo rations1
#721length of string15
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#840logic synthesizer10
#71lollipop cufflinks1
#726lollipop stick11
#939mad scientist's sock monkey2
#1597mafia aria4
#1087marionette1
#575marionette collective1
#482marshmallow flambé1
#1293mauve paisley oyster egg2
#755mauve plastic oyster egg5
#1261mauve polka-dot oyster egg2
#110mauve striped oyster egg24
#744monomolecular yo-yo54
#704motivational poster5
#15mushroom fermenting solution443
#1680mylar scout drone1
#2043nanite-infested candy cane4
#2561nanite-infested eggnog2
#2618nanite-infested fruitcake2
#1086nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear5
#418obnoxious riddle1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#390off-white plastic oyster egg12
#506off-white polka-dot oyster egg6
#187off-white striped oyster egg15
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#353oozenog9
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#153outrageous sombrero1
#137oyster egg balloon1
#184pack of KWE trading card15
#705pack of pogs11
#311pail40
#768paperclip18
#103paperclip cape1
#142paperclip sproinger1
#91paperclip turban1
#111pearidot56
#2716pet rock1
#494petrified time1
#332phish stick3
#750picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#212plexiglass pendant1
#329plexiglass pikestaff1
#289plexiglass pith helmet1
#181plexiglass pocketwatch1
#69pork elf goodies sack105
#790porquoise9
#294porquoise necklace1
#1714possessed top2
#949prehistoric spear3
#321psycho sweater1
#529puce paisley oyster egg5
#91puce plastic oyster egg29
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#128puce striped oyster egg16
#355quantum polarity inducer10
#613radio button candy1
#1303rag doll1
#1537razor-tipped yo-yo3
#642recursive spline reticulator3
#225red drunki-bear1
#993red gummi ingot1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#1842red plastic oyster egg2
#578red polka-dot oyster egg6
#109red striped oyster egg20
#438reverse-oscillating klystron8
#58ridiculous belt1
#924ridiculous cocktail1
#72ridiculous earring1
#136ridiculous sandwich11
#64ridiculous sunglasses1
#1103roboduck-on-a-string1
#1287robotronic egg15
#1172[2108]rock2
#10rose-colored glasses1
#1548sawblade fragment36
#426scroll of pasta summoning29
#829servomechanical torsion facilitator2
#422severed rocking horse head1
#253single-serving herbal stuffing1
#1809skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#359sleeping stocking8
#1064slow jam collection2
🥉snow belly1
#10snow hat1
🥉snow pants1
#909sock monkey2
#488soy cordial1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#663spectral pickle11
#1488spooky eggnog4
#1496spooky felt3
#1321spooky length of string5
#689spooky stick7
#1157spooky stuffing3
#760spooky toy wheel6
#1505spooky wooden block2
#1729square CRIMBCOOKIE1
#408stainless steel scarf8
#764stainless steel shillelagh6
#933stainless steel skullcap4
#691stainless steel slacks6
#418stainless steel solitaire7
#1347stainless steel suspenders2
#105stapler bear1
#1029stick1
#1092stick-on-a-string2
#106strawberyl61
#2261string of blue beads1
#2260string of green beads1
#2246string of red beads1
#853stringy sinew10
#3167stuffed alien blob1
#3200stuffed doppelshifter1
#2981stuffed gray blob1
#559stuffing16
#709sturdy Crimbo crate18
#776sub-molecular interocitor2
#804sucker scaffold1
#787superheated fudge1
#1487support cummerbund1
#2033teddy bear1
#1964teddy borg1
🥇time sleigh1
#174tin star1
#3991tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3936tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3116tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#385tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#3945tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3179tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3080tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#8195tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4313tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#3125tiny plastic Felonia1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#3834tiny plastic G Imp1
#3957tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3878tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3913tiny plastic Hellion1
#3885tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3075tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3874tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3915tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3898tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#3864tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3873tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#51tiny plastic Sneaky Pete1
#3908tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3068tiny plastic The Man1
#3929tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2948tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#3858tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4544tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4025tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8216tiny plastic angry goat1
#3943tiny plastic anime smiley1
#8256tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8131tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3966tiny plastic beanbat1
#4482tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8179tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3926tiny plastic blooper1
#3958tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3911tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8101tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8224tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3179tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3914tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3939tiny plastic demoninja1
#4499tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3879tiny plastic drunk goat1
#1017tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#3847tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3912tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3924tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3927tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8155tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8193tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8098tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3904tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#8064tiny plastic grue1
#3897tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4599tiny plastic hermit1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#8132tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8073tiny plastic killer bee1
#3893tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8203tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8105tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3842tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8118tiny plastic mosquito1
#1037tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3998tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4348tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8102tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3895tiny plastic scary clown1
#4452tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3852tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3954tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3839tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8228tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3939tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8163tiny plastic stab bat1
#8142tiny plastic star starfish1
#979tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4041tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#126tiny plastic sword1
#3864tiny plastic taco cat1
#3863tiny plastic topiary golem1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#4484tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3844tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3875tiny plastic warwelf1
#3854tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3850tiny plastic zmobie1
#578tofurkey gravy15
#599tofurkey leg14
#436tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie4
#630tooth6
#1592toothsome rock4
#2070top1
#768tortoise's blessing1
#96tourmalime66
#1202toy crazy train5
#900toy deathbot1
#1217toy jet pack4
#921toy maglev monorail1
#1116toy mercenary4
#998toy ray gun7
#1190toy soldier1
#1142toy space helmet5
#650toy train3
#478tree skirt1
#1429tree-eating kite12
#526tree-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#259triangular CRIMBCOOKIE5
#38trilobite candy mold6
#924trilobite fossil1
🥇tropical Crimbo pressie1
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#1426unstable laser battery37
#1913vampire duck-on-a-string2
#1487vibrating cyborg knife5
#1179vinegar11
#675vitachoconutriment capsule7
#759wad of cotton2
🥇wand of fudge control1
#649wheel5
#565wind-up meatcar11
#932wooden block2
#1045wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#231yellow drunki-bear1
#1013yellow gummi ingot1
#310yellow paisley oyster egg9
#510yellow plastic oyster egg12
#632yellow polka-dot oyster egg3
#1062yellow striped oyster egg2
#1428yo4
#2366yo-yo1
#1201zombie pineal gland3

Wow, that's 21,596 items total!

what items are this player missing?