| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 2 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #87 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #68 | Accordion of Jordion | 2 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #115 | Amulet of Yendor | 186 |
| #490 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
| #286 | Angelhair Culottes | 4 |
| #788 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #787 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #180 | Atomic Pop | 2 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #184 | BRICKO eye brick | 280 |
| #288 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 4 |
| #309 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #1569 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #611 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| #31 | Beefy Crunch Pastaco | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #615 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 2 |
| #276 | Bling of the New Wave | 5 |
| #326 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #503 | Bonerdagon necklace | 23 |
| #201 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #382 | Boss Bat bling | 9 |
| #156 | Boss Bat britches | 78 |
| #935 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #282 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| 🥈 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 3 |
| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 2 |
| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 2 |
| 🥉 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 2 |
| 🥉 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 2 |
| #1392 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #644 | CRIMBCO scrip | 235 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #363 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| 🥈 | ChibiBuddy™ (on) | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #57 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 66 |
| #78 | Coilyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #694 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #36 | Cool Brunch Pastaco | 1 |
| #289 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 9 |
| #154 | Cosmic Calorie | 13 |
| #561 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 9 |
| #624 | Crimbo candied pecan | 15 |
| #583 | Crimbo fudge | 17 |
| #779 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 10 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #1285 | Crimbuck | 338 |
| #1218 | Crown of the Goblin King | 19 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #923 | Dolphin King's crown | 4 |
| #13 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 22 |
| #1821 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #13 | Dungeon Fist gauntlet | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #11 | El Vibrato helmet | 2 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #949 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #87 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #51 | Ellsbury's journal | 2 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #25 | Energy Buzz Pastaco | 1 |
| #18 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 164 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #369 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
| #379 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #238 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 10 |
| #459 | Goodfella contract | 45 |
| #203 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 5 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #425 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 1 |
| #37 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #263 | Iron Beta of Industry | 36 |
| 🥉 | Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) | 1 |
| #481 | Jocko Homo's head | 4 |
| #334 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 3 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #18 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 154 |
| #550 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #138 | Lars the Cyberian | 3 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #526 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #341 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 75 |
| #231 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 252 |
| #29 | Ludovico Pastaco | 1 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #559 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| #24 | Medical Pastaco | 1 |
| #183 | Microplushie: Bropane | 72 |
| #199 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 22 |
| #158 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 37 |
| #186 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 15 |
| #178 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 59 |
| #213 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 68 |
| #166 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 8 |
| #185 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 39 |
| #184 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 88 |
| #136 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 64 |
| #194 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 60 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #89 | Misty Cape | 26 |
| #258 | Misty Cloak | 4 |
| #321 | Misty Robe | 2 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #214 | Newman's Own Trousers | 5 |
| #204 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 33 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #475 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 2 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #566 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 12 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥇 | Platinum HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #13 | ROM of Optimality | 1 |
| #869 | Ram's Face Lager | 2 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #76 | Red Rover BB gun | 42 |
| #18 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 151 |
| #513 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #1138 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's khakis | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's whip | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #94 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #25 | Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco | 2 |
| #22 | Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce! | 1 |
| #673 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 7 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #24 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #67 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #65 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #82 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #702 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #30 | The One Mood Ring | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #106 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 22 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1950 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 28 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #509 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #10 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #12 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #266 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 5 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #1631 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #510 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #252 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 5 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #82 | aerated diving helmet | 3 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #11 | anger blaster | 3 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #401 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #313 | astral mushroom | 34 |
| #10 | bad vibroknife | 2 |
| #306 | badass belt | 127 |
| #18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1192 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #116 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #290 | bejeweled cufflinks | 15 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #766 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #170 | black candy heart | 78 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #228 | black-and-blue light | 266 |
| #143 | blackberry galoshes | 1 |
| #179 | blue class ring | 23 |
| #230 | blue plasma ball | 267 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #6 | bottle of bubbles | 8,296 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #5011 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| #77 | boxcar turtle | 1 |
| #42 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #229 | brick | 166 |
| #162 | briefcase | 73 |
| #46 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 3 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #348 | burst hellseal brain | 14 |
| #49 | buzzing mushroom wine | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #1500 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #144 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #1727 | candy cane | 16 |
| #56 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #196 | cheap studded belt | 294 |
| #47 | chewable paper | 22 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #51 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #331 | clown hammer | 88 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #150 | comfy pillow | 3 |
| #52 | complex mushroom wine | 1 |
| #139 | corn holder | 11 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #37 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #362 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| 🥉 | crystal belt buckle | 3 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #100 | cymbal syrup | 151 |
| #134 | defective skull | 182 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #31 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #225 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 3 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #209 | dingy planks | 1 |
| #80 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #104 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #171 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #12 | doubt cannon | 3 |
| #520 | drywall axe | 24 |
| #998 | duct tape | 21 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch alignment spray | 874 |
| #16 | eldritch hat | 1 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #8 | elevenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #4 | elevennis shoes | 1 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #346 | empty agua de vida bottle | 599 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #142 | encoder ring | 127 |
| #45 | eternal car battery | 4 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #364 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 80 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #360 | facsimile dictionary | 30 |
| #388 | fake fake vomit | 82 |
| #178 | fake hand | 149 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #103 | fancy opera glasses | 38 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #12 | fear condenser | 3 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #347 | figurine of a charred seal | 9 |
| #437 | figurine of a cold seal | 12 |
| #340 | figurine of a sleek seal | 6 |
| #82 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #35 | fitness wristband | 16 |
| #9 | flaming pink shirt | 1 |
| #84 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #6 | foam commodore's hat | 1 |
| #12 | foam naval trousers | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #660 | fossilized spike | 2 |
| #400 | fossilized torso | 10 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #117 | frost-rimed seal hide | 4 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #23 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 152 |
| #339 | fuzzy busby | 8 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #375 | fuzzy earmuffs | 4 |
| #89 | fuzzy montera | 33 |
| #188 | garish pinky ring | 23 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #24 | ghast iron cleaver | 1 |
| #17 | ghast iron codpiece | 1 |
| #16 | ghast iron heater shield | 1 |
| #34 | ghast iron ingot | 1 |
| #260 | ghost of a necklace | 15 |
| #44 | ghost pencil | 1 |
| #186 | giant designer sunglasses | 24 |
| #1079 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #535 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 8 |
| #1044 | giant pinky ring | 11 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #18 | glass slipper | 3 |
| #17 | gleaming oyster egg | 34 |
| #630 | gloomy black mushroom | 5 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #207 | gold wedding ring | 41 |
| #340 | good brain | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #76 | green clay bead | 158 |
| #54 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #114 | guard turtle collar | 8 |
| #206 | guard turtle shell | 11 |
| #150 | hair of the calf | 1 |
| #97 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #66 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #422 | handful of confetti | 93 |
| #149 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #30 | hardened slime pants | 5 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #2507 | heart necklace | 2 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #301 | heart of the volcano | 24 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #12 | isotophat | 1 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #156 | jazz soap | 168 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #201 | joybuzzer | 138 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #935 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #26 | lint | 403 |
| #49 | little parachute guy | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #863 | lucky rabbit's foot | 7 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #1423 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #186 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 148 |
| #59 | magnum of fancy champagne | 1 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #18 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #7 | miniature deck cannon | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #114 | mood ring | 123 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #1081 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #58 | moustache sock | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #14 | noir fedora | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #648 | obsidian dagger | 28 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #73 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #83 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #767 | old sweatpants | 76 |
| #28 | ornamental sextant | 1 |
| #76 | ornate picture frame | 41 |
| #218 | overloaded micro-reactor | 1 |
| #51 | overpowering mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #462 | pack of pogs | 40 |
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| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
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| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
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| #21 | papier-mâché toothpicks | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mâchéte | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchaeranthera | 1 |
| #17 | papier-mâchine gun | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #15 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mochi | 1 |
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| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
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| #257 | personalized coffee mug | 277 |
| #138 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 176 |
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| #79 | pink clay bead | 274 |
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| #42 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #43 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #64 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
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| #1131 | pretty flower | 13 |
| #81 | purple clay bead | 61 |
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| #162 | red class ring | 112 |
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| #112 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 13 |
| #386 | ridiculously huge sword | 29 |
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| #1730 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #168 | rubber emo roe | 174 |
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| #1271 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
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| #160 | scrap of shadow | 1 |
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| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #196 | sealhide snare | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
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| #17 | shaking skull | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
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| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
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| #38 | skate blade | 5 |
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| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
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| #88 | spangly mariachi vest | 5 |
| #99 | spangly sombrero | 7 |
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| #1333 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
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| #2323 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 21 |
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| #2679 | stuffed hand turkey | 18 |
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| #2944 | stuffed scary death orb | 16 |
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| #2032 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 25 |
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| #447 | stuffed tin of caviar | 102 |
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| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #55 | swirling mushroom wine | 1 |
| #58 | the finger | 1 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
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| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
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| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
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| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
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| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #186 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
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| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1139 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1361 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #3157 | toast | 1 |
| #357 | torn hellseal sinew | 11 |
| #349 | towel | 30 |
| #13 | toxic mop | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #16 | trench coat | 1 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #388 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #968 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #87 | unused walkie-talkie | 11 |
| #787 | useless powder | 88 |
| #207 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 47 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #226 | volcanic ash | 25 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #376 | warbear battery | 4 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #17 | warbear beeping telegram | 48 |
| 🥈 | warbear black box | 1 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #29 | warbear energy bracers | 6 |
| #21 | warbear exhaust manifold | 8 |
| #23 | warbear exo-arm | 8 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
| #190 | warbear feasting mead | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #18 | warbear foil hat | 9 |
| #11 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #7 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| #24 | warbear laser beacon | 8 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #9 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 3 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #144 | warbear officer requisition box | 3 |
| #8 | warbear oil pan | 13 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #16 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 42 |
| #11 | warbear rejuvenation potion | 37 |
| #17 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 41 |
| #14 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 49 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #156 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 1 |
| #134 | warbear warrior bread | 1 |
| #13 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #138 | white class ring | 83 |
| #63 | white rice | 50 |
| #176 | whoopie cushion | 156 |
| #167 | wind-up chattering teeth | 162 |
| #348 | wind-up meatcar | 33 |
| #439 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| 🥇 | witch's bra | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #197 | wrench bracelet | 18 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #285 | wumpus hair | 5 |
| #29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair net | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #135 | x-ray specs | 163 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #186 | yellow snowcone | 161 |