Museum :: DJ Dungeon

DJ Dungeon

Rank	Item	Quantity
#405	"DRINK ME" potion	17
#688	1-ball	5
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#211	1952 Mickey Mantle card	2
#541	2-ball	7
#481	3-ball	9
#656	4-ball	5
#78	4-dimensional fez	2
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#774	5-ball	4
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#785	6-ball	4
#377	7-ball	13
#1225	8-ball	8
#401	9-ball	2
#99	A muse-bouche	2
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#89	Ambitious Turkey	5
#94	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	1
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#439	Argarggagarg's fang	4
#572	Asleep in the Cemetery	3
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#190	BACON	1
#431	BRICKO brick	6
#285	BURT	96
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#405	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	27
#824	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#103	Barulio's bottle	3
#446	Bash-Ōs boxtop	2
#43	Beach Buck	250
#50	Bettie page	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#271	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
#188	Bohemian rhapsody	2
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#95	Bowl of Scorpions	2
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#128	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#126	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#46	Cement Mixer	2
#56	Chinese curse words	4
#943	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	2
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1869	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#43	Coinspiracy	500
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#533	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	4
#204	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	4
#1041	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	3
#440	Crimbo Credit	4
#1381	Crimbo fudge	1
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#361	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#150	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	27
#190	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	2
#175	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	2
#176	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	2
#259	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#169	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	23
#247	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#150	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	26
#221	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	5
#155	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	26
#150	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	10
#135	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	33
#163	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	8
#143	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	30
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#1921	Crimbuck	50
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#286	D roll	10
#129	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#84	Drac & Tan	1
#171	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	25
#27	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	1
#89	Duskwalker syringe	9
#771	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	3
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#290	El Vibrato power sphere	3
#89	El Vibrato restraints	1
#344	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	7
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#87	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#103	Enchanted Plunger	2
#102	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	1
#76	Fantasma en la Máquina	77
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#64	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#127	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#134	Freddy Kruegerand	50
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#44	FunFunds™	200
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#284	Game Grid ticket	1
#264	Game Grid token	1
#169	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	2
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#172	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	6
#58	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	2
#55	Glenn's golden dice	2
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#66	Golden Mean	1
#136	Grateful Undead T-shirt	4
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#68	Great Older Fashioned	1
#256	Green Clover of Justice	8
#16	Grim Brothers' story book	1
#115	Groll doll	1
#43	Handsome Devil	1
#330	Heimandatz's heart	5
#443	Hell ramen	3
#66	Hellfire Spicy Beans	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#126	How to Avoid Scams	1
#109	How to Play Othello	4
#79	Ice Island Long Tea	1
#119	Iceberglar scarf	1
#364	Instant Karma	20
#121	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
#588	Iron Beta of Industry	11
#576	Jack-in-the-box	9
#61	Jackhammer	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#33	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	4
#622	Jocko Homo's head	3
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#357	Knob Goblin steroids	25
#148	Knob jelly donut	1
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#238	Knob nuts	1
#343	Knob pasty	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#51	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	1
#61	Kokomo Resort Pass	1
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#108	LCD game: Burger Belt	1
#91	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	55
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#112	Leonard's glasses	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#114	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	1
#31	Little Crimson Book	1
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
#883	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	30
#848	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	2
#308	Mae West	1
#239	Manetwich	3
#126	Mark of the Bugbear	1
#96	Mark of the Ghost	2
#85	Mark of the Skeleton	3
#100	Mark of the Vampire	2
#129	Mark of the Werewolf	1
#127	Mark of the Zombie	1
#57	Marvin's marvelous pill	3
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#387	Maxing, Relaxing	3
#340	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	6
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#67	Mer-kin bunwig	1
#59	Mer-kin cancerstick	2
#57	Mer-kin cheatsheet	1
#71	Mer-kin cooljuice	1
#88	Mer-kin darkbook	1
#68	Mer-kin dragbelt	1
#41	Mer-kin hallpass	1
#65	Mer-kin lipstick	3
#132	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#356	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#272	Mon Tiki	2
#102	Mornington crescent roll	5
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#263	New Zealand iced tea	17
#388	Newbiesport™ tent	3
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#766	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	5
#84	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	23
#87	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	25
#91	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	20
#82	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	11
#61	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	16
#83	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	11
#59	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	16
#371	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	3
#417	Orange Star of Sacrifice	5
#126	Orcish meat locker	4
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#96	Othello's military jacket	1
#151	PEEZ dispenser	60
#2360	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#314	Pink Heart of Spirit	3
#135	PlexiPips	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#132	Professor What T-Shirt	5
#119	Psychotic Train wine	3
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#80	Rad Lib	4
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#369	Red Pill	1
#766	Red Rover BB gun	1
#107	Redeye™ Eyedrops	1
#280	Regular Cloaca Cola	3
#83	Rompedores de Fantasmas	66
#102	S.A.V.E. flyer	3
#513	Safari Jack's moustache	3
#39	Saison du Lune	1
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#125	Science Notebook	1
#357	Sensual Massage for Creeps	4
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#10	Source terminal PRAM chip	1
#48	Source terminal SCRAM chip	1
#7	Source terminal TRAM chip	1
#51	Source terminal file: protect.enq	1
#52	Source terminal file: tram.ext	1
#183	Space Tourist Phaser	1
#140	Space Tours Tripple	7
#29	Spaghetti with Moonballs	1
#178	Squat-Thrust Magazine	2
#34	Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	1
#28	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	9
#29	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	11
#24	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	12
#106	Stephen's lab coat	1
#945	Summer Nights	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#221	Swizzler	23
#16	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	2
#649	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	8
#409	Tales from the Fireside	3
#93	Tales of Spelunking	1
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#82	Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#65	The Emperor's dry cleaning	3
#67	The Emperor's new hat	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#702	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
#102	The Snitch's Manifesto	1
#1004	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	3
#182	Thwaitgold ant statuette	6
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#415	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	3
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#645	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	4
#428	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#545	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	9
#1737	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#1946	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#1437	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	2
#331	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#1042	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	2
#552	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	2
#374	Thwaitgold spider statuette	8
#1041	Thwaitgold termite statuette	2
#128	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#321	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	2
#752	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	2
#131	Time Bandit Time Towel	1
#419	Travels with Jerry	3
#513	Typical Tavern swill	3
#83	UV monocular	2
#54	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#50	VYKEA dowel	45
#56	VYKEA instructions	1
#63	VYKEA mead	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1038	Warm Subject gift certificate	2
#41	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	1
#393	Yakisoba's hat	4
#60	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	50
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#745	Yellow Moon of Compassion	4
#19	Young Man's Cargo Load	1
#117	Z-Bone steak	17
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#321	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	4
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#53	accidental mutton	1
#132	accord ion	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#234	actual reality goggles	1
#860	adorable seal larva	3
#91	albatross necklace	1
#122	alien autoautopsy kit	1
#122	alien drugs	20
#96	alien hologram projector	1
#64	alien protein powder	3
#203	alien source code printout	1
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#149	all-purpose cleaner	71
#115	amok pudding	3
#109	amok putter	1
#105	ancient calendar fragment	2
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#72	ancient pills	1
#252	ancient stone fist	1
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#66	anemone sauce	2
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#2606	anniversary gift box	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#117	antique accordion	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#626	antique bottle opener	1
#897	antique helmet	1
#933	antique record album	1
#44	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	1
#486	around the world	1
#291	arrrgyle socks	9
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#469	asshat	2
#799	astral mushroom	5
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#124	autocalliope	1
#737	awful poetry journal	69
#45	baby bark scorpion	1
#186	baby cuddlefish	1
#766	baby killer bee	11
#1715	baconstone	3
#66	bag of foreign bribes	1
#754	baggie of powdered sugar	11
#294	balaclava	2
#447	balaclava baklava	4
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#48	balsa plank	19
#655	banana peel	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#149	banjo strings	2
#954	bar skin	3
#121	baritone accordion	1
#15	barrel beryl choker	1
#807	barrrnacle	15
#231	bat haggis	1
#89	bat hat	1
#106	batarang	2
#183	beautiful rainbow	1
#725	beer lens	1
#176	beer-soaked mop	2
#788	beertini	1
#242	bellhop bell	1
#249	big bad voodoo mask	2
#395	big bass drum	1
#54	big dribbly candle	6
#146	big glob of skin	1
#475	big rock	1
#702	bindlestocking	1
#1014	bit of clingfilm	3
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#104	black cloak	2
#47	black cowboy hat	2
#133	black eye shadow	1
#300	black forest cake	10
#234	black forest ham	10
#289	black kettle drum	2
#129	black sheepskin diploma	2
#65	blackberry	666
#137	blank diary	1
#80	blank prescription sheet	2
#84	blob of Alphredo™	6
#194	blob of acid	1
#74	blood sausage	1
#120	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#74	bottle of Bloodweiser	2
#252	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	5
#273	bottle of Definit	3
#259	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	5
#149	bottle of Evermore	1
#65	bottle of Greedy Dog	1
#385	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#215	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#62	bottle of Professor Beer	1
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#307	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#22	bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1
#980	bottle of goofballs	26
#57	bottle of melodramamine	2
#217	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	2
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#191	bottled day	1
#150	bottled inspiration	6
#226	box	65
#256	boxed champagne	4
#66	boxing glove on a spring	1
#53	boxing-glove-in-a-box	1
#317	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	4
#397	bread line	1
#103	breadchucks	1
#141	breakfast mess	12
#105	breakfast miracle	2
#2172	brick	3
#203	briefcase	50
#59	broken beer bottle	1
#41	broken high-temperature mining drill	14
#624	broken sword	1
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#200	brown felt tophat	1
#161	brown pixel	1
#21	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	1
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#117	bucket of fish juice	1
#64	bucket of honey	70
#98	bugbear detector	1
#150	bugbear purification pill	1
#157	bull blubber	1
#851	burst hellseal brain	1
#442	cactus fruit	2
#534	calle de miel	1
#61	can of Brütalbräu	1
#71	can of Drooling Monk	1
#208	can of Swiller	18
#39	can of depilatory cream	4
#956	can of spinach	1
#77	can of the cheapest beer	1
#1464	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	5
#144	can-you-dig-it?	1
#1439	candied yams	5
#4784	candy cane	1
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#72	captured boozles	3
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#873	casino pass	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#235	charming flute	1
#45	cheap Chinese beer	9
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#254	cheap wind-up clock	1
#81	child-sized dracula cloak	1
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#24	chocolate rabbit's foot	1
#120	cigarette lighter	3
#81	citrus-infused sake	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#342	clown skin	18
#86	coal shovel	1
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#248	cold hi mein	1
#150	cold water bottle	1
#355	collection of tiny spooky objects	2
#53	colorful toad	57
#79	comb jelly	1
#716	comfy coffin	1
#253	comfy pillow	1
#660	commemorative war stein	4
#397	communal gobstopper	1
#26	complicated lock impression	1
#98	compressed air canister	1
#257	confusing LED clock	1
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#437	corncob pipe	2
#259	costume sword	2
#195	crappy brain	11
#59	crate of firebombs	16
#58	crazy hobo notebook	23
#111	creepy voodoo doll	1
#71	croquet hedgehog	1
#126	crown-shaped beanie	2
#362	crumbling rat skull	1
#87	crystal skeleton vodka	2
#144	cube of billiard chalk	2
#113	cube of ectoplasm	1
#19	cubic zirconia	393
#45	cuddly teddy bear	1
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#181	cupcake-in-a-cup	1
#39	cuppa Insani tea	1
#513	cursed bottle of rum	1
#356	cursed dirty joke scroll	2
#314	cursed scrunchie	1
#460	cursed sea biscuit	1
#125	custard pie	1
#259	dance card	7
#99	day-old beer	3
#38	dead meat bun	15
#163	decent brain	27
#183	decomposed boot	1
#145	delectable fire ant	2
#245	delicious shimmering moth	1
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#167	delicious stinkbug	1
#82	deluxe layer cake	1
#45	demon makeup kit	1
#214	demon skin	70
#591	deodorant	1
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#740	designer handbag	3
#147	devilish folio	6
#379	digital key lime pie	1
#1220	dill	10
#971	dirty hobo gloves	2
#1650	disco ball	2
#24	disco biscuit	2
#280	disco horoscope (Aries)	1
#285	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	1
#261	disco horoscope (Leo)	1
#284	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	1
#274	disco horoscope (Taurus)	1
#278	disco horoscope (Virgo)	1
#1718	disco mask	1
#292	disembodied smile	1
#344	dishrag	1
#787	disintegrating quill pen	1
#476	disintegrating sheet music	1
#225	disintegrating spiky collar	1
#677	displaced fish	1
#94	disposable instant camera	1
#108	disposable lighter	1
#97	distention pill	2
#1453	disturbing fanfic	7
#562	divine can of silly string	1
#548	divine noisemaker	1
#173	dollar-sign bag	13
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#561	drab sonata	4
#77	dream of a dog	1
#242	droll monocle	1
#124	drone self-destruct chip	1
#763	drum machine	1
#82	dry cleaning receipt	4
#255	duct tape wallet	1
#126	dueling turtle	1
#539	dwarf bread	7
#138	dwarvish magazine	9
#55	dwarvish war helmet	1
#48	dwarvish war mattock	1
#568	eXtreme scarf	3
#3266	easter egg balloon	4
#156	electric snakebite	1
#374	electrical thingamabob	8
#125	eleven-foot pole	2
#83	elven hardtack	100
#199	elven magi-pack	1
#210	elven medi-pack	1
#971	elven socks	3
#1864	elven suicide capsule	2
#478	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	20
#1071	ennui-flavored potato chips	2
#239	escargotsicle	1
#83	essential cameraderie	1
#58	essential soy	2
#99	essential tofu	1
#130	eternal car battery	1
#593	evil googly eye	7
#123	exotic jungle fruit	11
#79	exotic travel brochure	1
#70	expensive champagne	1
#292	exploding hacky-sack	3
#112	extra-flat panini	1
#493	extra-greasy slider	3
#126	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	2
#106	extremely confusing manual	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
#261	facehugging alien	1
#1075	facsimile dictionary	6
#175	faded green protest sign	1
#145	faded red protest sign	1
#850	fancy bath salts	1
#172	fat stacks of cash	102
#217	fat wallet	1
#1747	felt	3
#585	figurine of a slippery seal	1
#124	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	30
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#97	filthy armor	2
#972	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#2032	filthy lucre	1
#436	fine wine	10
#64	finger cuffs	1
#108	finger cymbals	10
#529	fire poi	1
#95	fishy fish lasagna	2
#148	flaming sword	1
#39	flamingo mallet	1
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#140	flavorless gruel	2
#72	fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	1
#46	fleetwood macaroni	1
#258	flimsy clipboard	1
#41	flyest of shirts	2
#163	flytrap pellet	1
#351	foam noodle	2
#27	foggy glass globe	1
#793	foolscap fool's cap	1
#99	football helmet	1
#462	fortune cookie	1
#444	frayed rope belt	2
#104	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	5
#127	freshwater fishbone	1
#1033	friendly cheez blob	2
#116	frog lip-print	2
#433	frozen Mob Penguin	2
#464	frozen banquet	4
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#295	warbear metalworking primer	3
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#311	warbear procedural hilarity drone	3
#328	warbear requisition box	3
#222	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	6
#216	warbear soda machine assembler	2
#52	warbear superpotion	3
#281	warbear trouser fragment	6
#273	warbear whosit	501
#82	warehouse walkie-talkie	1
#275	water wings	3
#119	watered-down Red Minotaur	12
#70	weighted paperclip chain	1
#62	white blood cells	1
#740	white chocolate chip cookies	1
#586	white collar	1
#49	white elephant gift	1
#603	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#95	white page	2
#55	white wine	3
#65	whole roasted chicken	1
#73	wind-up ensign	5
#70	wind-up navigation droid	5
#81	wind-up owl	5
#99	wind-up vampire teeth	3
#54	witch wart	3
#106	wok lobster	1
#191	wooden figurine	1
#343	wool hat	4
#46	wool sock	1
#40	world's most unappetizing beverage	2
#281	world's smallest violin	1
#590	wreath of laurels	1
#131	wriggling worm	2
#139	wumpus hair	15
#355	yak skin	1
#110	ye olde golde frontes	2
#237	yellow brick road	3
#94	yellow matter custard	1
#143	yummy death watch beetle	4
#852	zombie pineal gland	5

Wow, that's 13,829 items total!

what items are this player missing?