Museum :: Ancientofearth

Ancientofearth

Rank	Item	Quantity
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#500	1-ball	9
#840	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	3
#602	2-ball	6
#495	30669 scroll	12
#308	33398 scroll	69
#361	334 scroll	15
#1114	4-ball	2
#363	4-dimensional guitar	2
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#879	5-ball	3
#900	6-ball	3
#118	64067 scroll	5
#178	668 scroll	7
#417	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	6
#904	7-ball	3
#835	8-ball	17
#131	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	2
#101	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	2
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#296	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#226	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#569	ASCII shirt	2
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#672	Angry Farmer candy	93
#318	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	2
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#222	Bash-Ōs cereal	2
#35	Beach Comb Box	1
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#156	Blizzards I Have Died In	5
#528	Blood Light	2
#186	Bohemian rhapsody	2
#171	Boris's key lime	2
#925	Boris's ring	1
#1166	Boss Bat bling	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#1465	CRIMBCO scrip	10
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#82	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#1577	Cloaca grenade	2
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#696	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	2
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#1480	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#210	Crimbo candied pecan	79
#206	Crimbo fudge	91
#201	Crimbo peppermint bark	81
#97	Crimbo ukulele	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#192	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	17
#122	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	4
#211	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#74	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	7
#77	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	7
#97	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	5
#192	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	2
#212	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#234	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	12
#172	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	2
#295	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	7
#311	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	2
#129	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	3
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#268	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	9
#180	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	2
#217	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	5
#287	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	7
#241	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	4
#224	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	12
#152	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	3
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#1411	Crimboween memo	6
#1837	Crimbuck	68
#3208	Crown of the Goblin King	3
#255	Daffy Taffy	126
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#286	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	4
#436	Doc's Miracle Cure	2
#1415	Dolphin King's crown	2
#1391	Dyspepsi grenade	3
#29	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	2
#184	FDKOL commendation	3,634
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#698	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#120	Frosty's snowball sack	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#363	LED block	3
#166	Mae West	6
#70	Microplushie: Bropane	157
#61	Microplushie: Dorkonide	62
#78	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	69
#107	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	27
#95	Microplushie: Gothochondria	101
#98	Microplushie: Hippylase	147
#115	Microplushie: Hipsterine	12
#75	Microplushie: Hobomosome	85
#90	Microplushie: Otakulone	173
#64	Microplushie: Raverdrine	110
#90	Microplushie: Sororitrate	121
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#615	Mob Penguin protection contract	1
#6	Non-Euclidean Finance	4
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#195	Orcish meat locker	2
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#187	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	8
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#1771	Rock Pops	14
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#545	SPF 451 lip balm	3
#929	Senior Mints	3
#486	Silver Bullet beer	2
#150	Sneaky Pete's key lime	2
#1061	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	3
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#947	Summer Nights	1
#174	Swabbie™ swab	24
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
#1003	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	3
#294	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	2
#832	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#112	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	4
#1054	Thwaitgold bee statuette	2
#206	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	4
#835	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#500	Thwaitgold bug statuette	1
#659	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	2
#189	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	5
#986	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	1
#414	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	1
#424	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#1161	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	2
#151	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	1
#279	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	12
#1944	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#96	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#318	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#369	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	11
#251	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	1
#207	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	2
#133	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	11
#174	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	1
#331	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#104	Thwaitgold nit statuette	2
#235	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	4
#390	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	2
#224	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	1
#646	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	6
#369	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	3
#535	Thwaitgold slug statuette	5
#671	Thwaitgold spider statuette	3
#765	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	11
#479	Thwaitgold termite statuette	15
#128	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#321	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	2
#508	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	3
#61	Time Juice	8
#116	Trainbot autoassembly module	1
#174	Trainbot circuitry	1
#73	Trainbot harness	1
#165	Trainbot linkages	1
#163	Trainbot optics	1
#168	Trainbot plating	1
#159	Trainbot servomotors	1
#149	Trainbot slag	14
#171	Trainbot tubing	1
#313	Travels with Jerry	4
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#183	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	7
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#2089	Valentine	2
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#205	Wand of Oscus	1
#72	White Citadel burger	60
#105	White Hyborian	1
#856	Wint-O-Fresh mint	10
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#565	a little sump'm sump'm	2
#1151	abominable snowcone	3
#387	accidental cider	2
#801	acid-squirting flower	2
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#675	adorable seal larva	4
#15	airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	1
#203	alien source code printout	1
#566	all-purpose cleaner	3
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#1252	amulet of extreme plot significance	2
#222	ancient protein powder	23
#202	ancient stone fist	3
#191	ancient stone head	2
#52	ancient turtle shell	1
#1652	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	4
#142	anemone nematocyst	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#570	annoying pitchfork	4
#631	ant agonist	1
#35	ant antidepressant	1
#141	ant hoe	3
#255	ant pick	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#175	anti-anti-antidote	28
#519	anticheese	7
#400	antique bottle opener	2
#420	antique greaves	11
#730	antique hand mirror	1
#552	antique helmet	6
#294	antique packet of ketchup	4
#930	antique record album	1
#484	antique shield	9
#397	antique spear	15
#240	around the world	8
#432	asbestos apron	1
#111	asbestos crossbow string	2
#697	asbestos ore	6
#387	asbestos staff	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#769	aspirin	1
#967	baby killer bee	7
#4173	badass belt	8
#633	bag of Cheat-Os	6
#326	bag of bones	5
#430	balaclava	1
#230	balaclava baklava	13
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#394	ballroom blintz	5
#824	banana	3
#221	banana daiquiri	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#210	bar skin	67
#822	barbed-wire fence	2
#874	barrrnacle	13
#189	barskin hat	3
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#145	baseball	55
#56	basic meat helmet	6
#66	basic meat sword	5
#488	bat guano	14
#231	bat haggis	1
#89	bat hat	1
#159	bat wing	118
#215	bat wing kabob	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#971	batgut	4
#1289	battered Crimbo Crate	3
#199	beanbag chair	2
#268	beaten-up Chucks	2
#173	beer bong	20
#541	beer lens	2
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#583	beertini	2
#955	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#1063	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#224	big boom	6
#497	big red clown nose	10
#117	bigger stick	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#203	black cherry soda	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#931	black paisley oyster egg	5
#539	black plastic oyster egg	9
#851	black snake skin	1
#28	black spot	34
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#224	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	50
#649	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	11
#1298	blood flower	2
#316	blood-faced volleyball	1
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#1368	blue striped oyster egg	3
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#612	booty chest charrrm	3
#327	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	15
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#285	bottle of Pinot Renoir	5
#458	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#297	bottle of alcohol	10
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#157	bottle of black cat tonic	5
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#142	bottlecap turtle	1
#276	bow	2
#496	bowl of cottage cheese	28
#4119	box of sunshine	13
#230	box turtle	1
#68	boxcar turtle	2
#129	brainy skull	4
#128	briny vinegar	1
#1107	broken skull	2
#380	broken sword	5
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#498	bubblewrap ore	2
#903	bugbear beanie	2
#280	cabooze	1
#1110	can of Binarrrca	6
#352	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#332	can of Red Minotaur	12
#421	can of Swiller	3
#211	can of black paint	1
#163	can-can-in-a-can	2
#1758	capacitor relay	1
#635	carbonated water lily	1
#157	cheap plastic blowgun	1
#871	cheap plastic bottle opener	7
#997	cheap toaster	2
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#483	chocolate filthy lucre	5
#102	chocolate spurs	7
#510	chocolate-frosted king cake	3
#298	chocomotive	1
#632	chrome ore	5
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#117	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
#212	colored-light "necklace"	2
🥉	control crystal	1
#116	cotton candy bale	1
#78	cotton candy cone	13
#90	cotton candy pillow	7
#141	cotton candy plug	1
#167	crappy brain	20
#94	crystallized memory	3
#200	cube of billiard chalk	1
#455	cursed dirty joke scroll	1
#431	cursed voodoo skull	1
#286	dance card	6
#121	decent brain	73
#692	decorative fountain	2
#93	delicious shimmering moth	16
#168	delicious stinkbug	1
#158	denim axe	3
#184	depantsing bomb	28
#226	depleted uranium seal figurine	3
#1622	dill	1
#1005	disassembled clover	14
#539	disease	12
#354	displaced fish	10
#1640	doll house	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#281	donkey flipbook	3
#1505	drywall axe	3
#126	dueling turtle	1
#638	dusty Crimbo crate	16
#205	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	2
#139	dusty left fifth rib	3
#194	dusty left first rib	2
#286	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	1
#3662	easter egg balloon	3
#606	empty blowgun	2
#1900	evil teddy bear	3
#133	eye of newt	126
#932	facsimile dictionary	8
#3638	fancy but probably evil chocolate	2
#1831	fancy chocolate	2
#1417	fancy dress ball	5
#2392	felt	1
#773	filthy knitted dread sack	2
#298	freightcake	1
#377	fudge bunny	1
#792	fudgecule	332
#1631	ghost cucumber	4
#2821	gingerbread bugbear	3
#1800	golden ring	39
#2658	googly eye	1
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#401	half-rotten brain	1
#2399	hamethyst	1
#202	hedgeturtle	2
#1506	helmet turtle	4
#421	invisible bag	2
#2407	irradiated candy cane	2
#9	kerosene-soaked skip	1
#232	knobby helmet turtle	1
#838	lavender paisley oyster egg	4
#2307	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
#1766	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#178	leftover Crimbo rations	1
#179	less-than-three-shaped box	1
#1725	logic synthesizer	1
#519	lollipop stick	53
#166	lost elf luggage	1
#944	mafia aria	15
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#1188	mauve plastic oyster egg	3
#1846	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#95	meaty helmet turtle	1
#479	melted Jell-o shot	1
#487	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
#34	misfit dolly	3
#48	misfit hobby horse	2
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#2028	monomolecular yo-yo	1
#152	monster bait	1
#180	mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	1
#802	mushroom fermenting solution	9
#1037	nanite-infested candy cane	10
#3218	nanite-infested eggnog	1
#1396	nanite-infested fruitcake	4
#2030	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	3
#190	natural fennel soda	24
#117	neurostim pill	8
#8	ninja pirate zombie robot head	11
#1363	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
#2534	off-white plastic oyster egg	1
#1734	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1582	off-white striped oyster egg	1
#617	old coin purse	2
#547	old leather wallet	3
#601	oozenog	6
#725	orange and black Crimboween candy	2
#205	orange-frosted astral cupcake	6
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#1040	pail	6
#160	painted turtle	1
#196	pair of ragged claws	2
#1171	pants of the Slug Lord	2
#670	penguin thesaurus	10
#368	philter of phorce	1
#94	physiostim pill	18
#462	pickle-flavored chewing gum	14
#747	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
#397	piercing post	3
#450	pile of candy	15
#173	pile of jumping beans	24
#253	pine tar	2
#703	pink candy heart	9
#210	pirate pelvis	15
#131	pirate tract	1
#620	pixellated candy heart	19
#375	plastic guitar	2
#688	plot hole	57
#123	plump juicy grub	20
#204	pointed stick	5
#530	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	1
#139	pool of liquid metal	3
#1614	pork elf goodies sack	1
#1167	potato sprout	1
#235	potion of potency	1
#491	powdered organs	1
#455	pr0n legs	32
#382	probability potion	108
#634	procrastination potion	34
#1287	puce paisley oyster egg	2
#1422	puce plastic oyster egg	2
#2253	puce polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1645	puce striped oyster egg	1
#127	pufferfish spine	2
#444	pulsing flesh	8
#196	pygmy blowgun	10
#1068	quantum polarity inducer	1
#193	rat appendix	70
#391	ratgut	3
#237	razor-sharp can lid	80
#171	really thick bandage	1
#369	red pixel	24
#1842	red plastic oyster egg	2
#503	red polka-dot oyster egg	7
#1079	red striped oyster egg	2
#335	reodorant	21
#412	rigid carapace	10
#72	robotronic egg	305
#880	[2108]rock	4
#170	rockfish stomach	1
#337	rocky raccoon	32
#2128	rogue swarmer	24
#83	roll of Hob-Os	23
#101	roll of drink tickets	1
#1314	roll of toilet paper	23
#10	rose-colored glasses	1
#142	rough fish scale	3
#2796	rubber WWJD? bracelet	2
#302	rum barrel charrrm	4
#143	rusty metal key	1
#120	rusty speargun	1
#206	sake bomb	116
#94	samurai turtle	1
#339	sand dollar	8
#1548	sawblade fragment	36
#696	scroll of pasta summoning	12
#849	seal tooth	4
#1486	seal-clubbing club	2
#169	sensitive poetry journal	3
#412	serum of sarcasm	1
#77	set of jacks	2
#137	sham champagne	2
#176	shaving cream	3
#130	shingle	71
#15	shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	1
#645	silver tongue charrrm	2
#620	skeleton key	5
#101	skeleton key ring	9
#425	skewer	13
#1806	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#146	sleazy fairy gravy	1
#213	slime-soaked brain	1
#128	slime-soaked hypophysis	2
#121	slime-soaked sweat gland	2
#196	slimy alveolus	1
#548	small leather glove	1
#516	smart skull	17
#131	smoky potion	145
#705	snake	8
#25	soda water	940
#86	soggy seed packet	21
#2844	solid gold bowling ball	1
#98	sonar-in-a-biscuit	222
#120	soup turtle	1
#546	sparkler	10
#2379	spectre scepter	6
#608	spices	18
#406	spider web	101
#63	spiky turtle shield	1
#1398	spooky bicycle chain	1
#1368	spooky cosmetics bag	1
#333	spooky pirate skeleton	12
#526	spooky shrunken head	11
#305	spray paint	7
#990	sprocket	2
#62	sprocket assembly	3
#362	stained mattress	3
#175	star key lime	1
#367	steamy ruby	2
#1028	stick	1
#577	stick of dynamite	1
#281	stolen office supplies	7
#83	stone frisbee	129
#1260	stone of eXtreme power	2
#409	strange shiny disc	10
#152	strawberry-flavored Hob-O	2
#1551	stringy sinew	3
#1831	stuffed alien blob	3
#2481	stuffed doppelshifter	2
#5826	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	5
#1950	stuffed gray blob	4
#3034	stuffed shoulder parrot	4
#3043	stuffed spooky mushroom	1
#3135	stuffed teddy butler	1
#1600	stuffing	4
#1710	sturdy Crimbo crate	1
#565	styrofoam ore	1
#1049	sub-molecular interocitor	1
#123	sugar banana	9
#91	sugar cherry	18
#80	sugar lime	18
#824	sunken chest	7
#387	suntan lotion of moxiousness	10
#160	superamplified boom box	2
#177	sweet rims	1
#1153	synthetic stuffing	1
#627	t8r tots	4
#288	taco shell	35
#286	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	27
#411	tambourine bells	8
#322	tasket	1
#211	tawdry amethyst	4
#219	teeny-tiny ninja stars	4
#81	teflon ore	5
#110	temporary teardrop tattoo	1
#185	tequila grenade	31
#341	terrible poem	1
#953	theoretical string	8
#360	thermos of brew	1
#169	throbbing rage gland	2
#141	time sword	1
#257	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	7
#954	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	1
#753	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	2
#380	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	2
#150	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	9
#215	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	3
#380	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	2
#245	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	7
#161	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	9
#356	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	2
#219	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	7
#485	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	4
#565	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#225	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	3
#731	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	2
#401	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	5
#309	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	2
#70	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	5
#336	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	2
#383	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	5
#212	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	8
#287	tiny die-cast golden ring	2
#344	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	2
#322	tiny die-cast killing bird	2
#491	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	4
#313	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	6
#325	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	2
#116	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	10
#69	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	5
#318	tiny die-cast turtle mech	2
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#2849	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	2
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#759	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	5
#3930	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#1511	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	3
#508	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	5
#707	tiny plastic Beebee King	3
#2093	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	2
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#2809	tiny plastic Black Knight	2
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#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
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#36	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
#4913	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	3
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#881	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	2
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#2039	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	4
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#85	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#836	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	2
#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#814	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	1
#722	tiny plastic Father McGruber	5
#1147	tiny plastic Felonia	4
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#3829	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#99	tiny plastic GORM-8	2
#87	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#1760	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	4
#2162	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	3
#852	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	4
#2763	tiny plastic Hellion	2
#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#781	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
#96	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	2
#1491	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	3
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#2181	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	3
#2794	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	2
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#46	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#593	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	2
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#844	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	4
#1225	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	6
#40	tiny plastic Penny	1
#2781	tiny plastic Protagonist	2
#688	tiny plastic Queen Bee	3
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#82	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#545	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	8
#521	tiny plastic Scream Queen	3
#1726	tiny plastic Spam Witch	4
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#90	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#3061	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3064	tiny plastic The Man	1
#67	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#99	tiny plastic Toybot	2
#2829	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	2
#1283	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	3
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#685	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	3
#3855	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#1347	tiny plastic accordion thief	4
#109	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#952	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	2
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#3948	tiny plastic angry goat	4
#530	tiny plastic angry space marine	8
#2191	tiny plastic anime smiley	3
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#2790	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	2
#1740	tiny plastic astronomer	4
#4861	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	3
#8123	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#956	tiny plastic batbugbear	3
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#740	tiny plastic bee swarm	5
#835	tiny plastic beebee gunners	4
#486	tiny plastic beebee queue	9
#2570	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
#674	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	6
#953	tiny plastic blazing bat	3
#6187	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	2
#1780	tiny plastic blooper	4
#3953	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#2766	tiny plastic briefcase bat	2
#498	tiny plastic bugaboo	9
#537	tiny plastic buzzerker	8
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#593	tiny plastic cavebugbear	7
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
#990	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#4874	tiny plastic cocoabo	3
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#2096	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	2
#2753	tiny plastic cubist bull	2
#2188	tiny plastic demoninja	3
#36	tiny plastic dining car	1
#1362	tiny plastic disco bandit	4
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#3875	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#100	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3844	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#867	tiny plastic fire servant	2
#1484	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	5
#37	tiny plastic food lab	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#2848	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	6
#2879	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	6
#2249	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	8
#1431	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	5
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#323	tiny plastic golden gundam	1
#1764	tiny plastic goth giant	4
#3945	tiny plastic grue	4
#2793	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	2
#1833	tiny plastic hermit	3
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#3971	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	4
#589	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	7
#856	tiny plastic killer bee	20
#2182	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	3
#6169	tiny plastic leprechaun	2
#2517	tiny plastic levitating potato	7
#2728	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	2
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#72	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#653	tiny plastic moneybee	6
#1815	tiny plastic mosquito	10
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#613	tiny plastic mumblebee	7
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#2154	tiny plastic ninja snowman	3
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#39	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#564	tiny plastic pastamancer	8
#709	tiny plastic peacannon	3
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#1828	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	10
#694	tiny plastic sauceror	7
#1779	tiny plastic scary clown	4
#45	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#841	tiny plastic seal clubber	6
#101	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#1451	tiny plastic senile lihc	5
#822	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	2
#2159	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	3
#482	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	5
#2144	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	3
#4010	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	4
#1112	tiny plastic spooky vampire	7
#1150	tiny plastic stab bat	16
#1385	tiny plastic star starfish	13
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#2292	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	3
#1741	tiny plastic taco cat	4
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#863	tiny plastic the Free Man	2
#3857	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#2659	tiny plastic turtle tamer	2
#2752	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	2
#111	tiny plastic warbear	2
#101	tiny plastic warbear fortress	2
#1447	tiny plastic warwelf	5
#2699	tiny plastic whitesnake	2
#53	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#1766	tiny plastic zmobie	4
#164	tiny slimy cyst	6
#175	tisket	2
#2806	tofurkey gravy	1
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1139	tooth	2
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#1445	toy hoverpad	2
#2127	toy mercenary	1
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#384	tropical orchid	4
#222	tube of dread wax	19
#224	turtle pheromones	18
#940	turtle totem	20
#49	turtle wax greaves	1
#57	turtle wax helmet	1
#87	turtle wax shield	1
#227	turtlemail bits	6
#46	turtlemail breeches	2
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#112	turtlemail hauberk	1
#247	twitching claw	15
#312	unearthly onyx	2
#20	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	1
#44	unopened tiny stillsuit	1
#14	unpowered Robortender	1
#177	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	53
#467	unstable DNA	111
#2198	unstable laser battery	21
#92	unstable quark	11
#1378	useless powder	12
#1088	valuable trinket	42
#266	vampire pearl	1
#95	velcro ore	4
#81	vinyl ore	5
#342	vitachoconutriment capsule	17
#600	voodoo snuff	1
#448	vorpal blade	9
#663	wad of dough	25
#139	wad of slimy rags	5
#687	walrus-tusk earring	1
#133	warbear officer requisition box	4
#187	warbear requisition box	20
#337	water pipe bomb	129
#179	water-polo cap	1
#1147	wheel	2
#742	white candy heart	9
#298	white collar	4
#602	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#706	white lightning	6
#685	white picket fence	2
#418	white satin pants	6
#383	white snake skin	25
#690	white sword	2
#118	wholeberd	1
#723	windchimes	2
#615	witch hat	1
#475	witty rapier	2
#106	wok lobster	1
#1079	wolf mask	2
#261	wooden axe	2
#82	wooden figurine	10
#636	wooden stakes	2
#280	world's smallest violin	1
#333	wreath of laurels	2
#509	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#1799	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#311	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	7
#14	yellow puck	1
🥉	yellow puck with a bow on it	1
#317	yellow striped oyster egg	8
#2204	yo	1
#606	yohohoyo	1

Wow, that's 12,493 items total!

what items are this player missing?