Museum :: alBATross

alBATross

Rank	Item	Quantity
#116	Überraschthexengebräu	1
#195	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#67	A muse-bouche	5
#55	ASCII fu manchu	9
#90	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	4
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#291	Amulet of Yendor	80
#490	Ancient Saucehelm	5
#537	Angelhair Culottes	2
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#234	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#107	BRICKO stud	1
#76	BUBBLE GUM	2
#367	BURT	61
#534	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#90	Bangyomaman battle juice	4
#83	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	83
#221	Bash-Ōs boxtop	5
🥉	Belt of Loathing	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#209	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#276	Bling of the New Wave	5
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#48	Bonerdagon necklace	116
#91	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	2
#416	Boss Bat bling	8
#1991	Boss Bat britches	3
#24	Brand of Violence	1
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#42	Carpathian longsword	54
#56	Charity's choker	5
#247	Claw of the Infernal Seal	4
#1365	Codpiece of the Goblin King	4
#1481	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#19	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
#1371	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#73	Cracklin' Oat Bran	8
#1381	Crimbo fudge	1
#755	Crimbo pie	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#13	Dinsey's brain	1
#9	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
#859	Disco 'Fro Pick	4
#32	Disco Banjo	16
#27	Dragonscale breastplate	1
#28	Duke Vampire's regal cloak	1
#43	Dweebisol™ inhaler	12
#480	El Sombrero De Lopez	5
#1469	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#40	Enchanted Flyswatter	15
#127	Enchanted Plunger	1
#544	FDKOL commendation	130
#126	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	3
#146	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	1
#98	Fitspiration™ poster	12
#53	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	1
#130	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#15	Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	1
#508	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#73	Gearhead Goo	9
#12	Girdle of Hatred	1
#743	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
#788	Go-Wassail	10
#4	Goggles of Loathing	1
#203	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	5
#1442	Green Clover of Justice	1
#1149	Heimandatz's heart	1
#197	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#105	Iceberglar scarf	2
#206	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	3
#75	Illuminati earpiece	4
#23	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#211	Inndya trading card	1
#1676	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#5	Jeans of Loathing	1
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#20	Jodhpurs of Violence	1
#124	Knob Goblin Mutagen	9
#250	Krakrox's Loincloth	4
#70	Kudzu slaw	3
#62	LOLmec statuette	1
#47	LOV Elephant	1
#14	LOV Emotionizer	37
#25	LOV Enamorang	19
#30	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	12
#328	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	4
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#318	Lederhosen of the Night	4
#17	Lens of Hatred	1
#18	Lens of Violence	1
#68	Leonard's glasses	8
#73	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	9
#134	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#39	Liam's mail	47
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
#296	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	85
#51	Mace of the Tortoise	10
#50	Mansquito's blood	12
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#29	Mayoflex	1
#29	Mayor Ghost's cloak	1
#24	Mayozapine	1
#22	Mer-kin dragnet	1
#24	Mer-kin switchblade	1
#121	Missing Eye Simulation Device	2
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#33	Mr. Screege's spectacles	93
#141	My First Art of War	2
#40	Neverending Party favor	11
#137	Newbiesport™ tent	47
#214	Newman's Own Trousers	5
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#17	Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#1271	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#72	Osk'r Chow	6
🥇	PARTY HARD T-shirt	1
#16	Pantaloons of Hatred	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#23	Pigsticker of Violence	1
#818	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#107	Pocket Square of Loathing	1
#881	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#592	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#810	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#797	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#565	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#778	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#891	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#580	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#899	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#866	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#889	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#233	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#74	Red Army camouflage kit	12
#6	Red Roger's red left foot	13
#14	Red Roger's red left hand	7
#7	Red Roger's red right foot	12
#11	Red Roger's red right hand	10
#161	Rock and Roll Legend	12
#47	Rogue Windmill Rouge	9
#204	Roo trading card	1
#420	Scalp of Gorgolok	7
#4	Scepter of Loathing	1
#51	Scuba Snack	7
#202	Senior Mints	45
#174	Shivering Chèvre	7
#156	Skullery Maid's Knee	2
#68	Smart Bone Dust	8
#7	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	1
#29	Spookyraven signet	123
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#8	Staff of Frozen Lard	1
#12	Staff of Holiday Sensations	1
#21	Staff of Simmering Hatred	1
#93	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#26	Staff of the Electric Range	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#4	Stick-Knife of Loathing	2
#128	Stone Golem pebbles	4
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#152	Sword of Dark Omens	2
#71	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#159	Tears of the Quiet Healer	10
#22	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#62	The Author's inkwell	6
#38	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	3
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#53	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	2
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#52	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	2
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#67	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#83	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
#78	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#59	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#217	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#262	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	14
#833	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#838	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#605	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	5
#36	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	10
#1416	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	1
#400	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	10
#145	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	11
#125	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	17
#61	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	11
#408	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	4
#130	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	9
#133	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	19
#613	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	13
#1045	Thwaitgold termite statuette	2
#752	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	2
#130	Time Bandit Time Towel	1
#19	Time Cloak	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#170	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	18
#166	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	18
#169	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	16
#172	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	14
#83	UV monocular	2
#611	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	3
🥈	Uncle Romulus (used)	2
#43	Unfortunato's foolscap	44
#251	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#117	Vial of jus de larmes	1
#266	Volartta's bellbottoms	5
#6	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	1
#5	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	1
#6	Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	1
#142	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	5
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#1120	Yakisoba's hat	1
#1613	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#1172	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#25	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#460	adorable seal larva	6
#11	aerogel akubra	1
#14	aerogel anvil	1
#8	aerogel apron	1
#13	aerogel ascot	1
#13	aerogel attache case	1
🥈	albatross necklace	206
#65	alien autoautopsy kit	10
#65	alien hologram projector	5
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#233	ammonite fossil	22
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#111	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	12
#85	assassin's cheese knife	5
#25	asteroid belt	3
#124	autocalliope	1
#381	badass belt	111
#79	bag of random words	2
#86	baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	1
#12	bakelite backpack	1
#9	bakelite badge	1
#16	bakelite belt	1
#12	bakelite bowl	1
#15	bakelite breeches	1
#14	bakelite brooch	1
#108	balanced antler	1
#46	baloney rotgut	13
#300	bananagate	23
#72	bark beret	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#1914	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#106	batarang	2
#51	bauxite beret	6
#58	bauxite bow-tie	3
#59	bauxite boxers	2
#118	beautiful soup	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#288	belemnite fossil	17
#1014	bit of clingfilm	3
#120	black friar's tonsure	6
#110	black magic powder	8
#177	blob of acid	2
#129	blue oyster badge	4
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#80	booby trap	4
#106	bottle of Bloodweiser	1
#98	bottle of Red-Out	3
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#1437	box of sunshine	126
#194	brigand brittle	9
#48	bronze polish	11
#61	bubblin' chemistry solution	8
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#67	bucket of fish juice	10
#57	bugbear detector	2
#67	bull blubber	9
#706	bunny liver	3
#31	burnt snowpants	73
#543	burst hellseal brain	6
#128	button rouge	2
#23	camouflage T-shirt	1
#51	can of drain cleaner	6
#144	can-you-dig-it?	1
#42	captured boozles	10
#63	carton of gaspers	6
#64	cheap clip-on ninja tie	9
#15	cheap plastic kazoo	1
#39	child-sized dracula cloak	13
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#84	clove-flavored lip balm	13
#1350	club necklace	5
#67	coal contact lenses	9
#76	compounded experience	2
#98	compressed air canister	1
#92	conjured ice cream	5
#122	costume rental shop	1
#60	creepy nursery rhyme	7
#56	crident	7
#362	crumbling rat skull	1
#48	cube of ectoplasm	16
#75	cuppa Royal tea	1
#108	damp bar rag	1
#585	dance card	1
#80	dancing fan	8
#43	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	1
#39	deadfall branch	6
#188	defective skull	123
#81	demonic surgical gloves	4
#29	denastified haunch	1
#147	depleted uranium seal figurine	5
#45	devil-summoning hat	8
#1597	diamond necklace	4
#10	dice belt buckle	1
#15	dice sunglasses	1
#11	dice-print do-rag	1
#12	dice-print pajama pants	1
#60	disposable lighter	12
#171	double-ice cap	1
#50	drinks tray	7
#108	duct tape shirt	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#5140	easter egg balloon	1
#120	ectoplasm au jus	2
#133	eggman noodles	1
#93	eldritch dough	9
#16	eldritch hat	1
#4	eldritch tincture (depleted)	1
#97	electric Kool-Aid	1
#111	electric copperhead potion	6
#98	embezzler's oil	5
#300	empty agua de vida bottle	706
#150	enchanted muesli	9
#52	eyebrow lifter	4
#388	facsimile dictionary	28
#10	fiberglass fannypack	1
#16	fiberglass fetish	1
#13	fiberglass fingerguard	1
#12	fiberglass foil	1
#12	fiberglass frock	1
#43	figurine of a charred seal	44
#15	figurine of a cold seal	146
#353	figurine of a shadowy seal	3
#100	figurine of a sleek seal	21
#444	figurine of a slippery seal	3
#25	figurine of a stinking seal	66
#21	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	59
#306	figurine of an ancient seal	1
#98	filthy armor	2
#1710	filthy lucre	4
#52	filthy monkey head	10
#39	fire axe	1
#167	fireclutch	4
#81	fireman's helmet	1
#13	fishin' hat	1
#75	flashy pirate dreadlocks	3
#109	flask of rainwater	9
#143	flayed mind	6
#42	fleshy lump	47
#84	flyest of shirts	1
#73	forest spirit rattle	3
#632	friendly cheez blob	4
#28	frigid derringer	133
#312	frigid fudgepuck	10
#202	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	1
#379	fudge bunny	1
#197	fudge cube	1
#532	fudge lily	6
#63	fudge pocket square	1
#259	fudge spork	1
#918	fudgecule	145
#72	funky eyepatch	7
#389	fuzzy busby	6
#480	fuzzy earmuffs	2
#609	fuzzy montera	1
#8	gabardine gaiters	1
#11	gabardine garibaldi	1
#9	gabardine garland	1
#10	gabardine girdle	1
#7	gabardine gloves	1
#12	gabardine gunnysack	1
#78	gamer slurry	9
#100	garbage juice slurpee	12
#7	garbage sticker	2
#324	garish pinky ring	14
#72	gazely stare	3
#81	genie's bracers	1
#85	genie's pants	1
#84	genie's turbane	1
#237	ghost of a necklace	18
#88	giant breath mint	7
#479	giant designer sunglasses	8
#135	giant neckbeard	4
#226	giant tube of black lipstick	4
#111	gilt perfume bottle	5
#1752	gingerbread bugbear	8
#32	gingerbread mask	1
#467	gingerbread mutant bugbear	8
#20	gingerservo	1
#147	glass of gnat milk	7
#188	glass of warm milk	1
#182	gold toothbrush	5
#54	good ash	7
#14	googly-ball hat	1
#6	googly-heart hat	1
#11	googly-star hat	1
#55	government requisition form	47
#68	government-issue identification badge	5
#75	grease trap	6
#154	green gummi ingot	228
#45	grey cube	10
#69	grimy lab coat	7
#86	hand of cards	3
#525	handful of confetti	77
#107	handful of fire	2
#60	handful of stubble	11
#71	handyman "hand soap"	6
#149	hardened slime hat	1
#28	haunted bindle	99
#72	haunted flame	4
#66	hawkface potion	2
#12	hazmat helmet	1
#3383	heart necklace	1
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#1210	heart of the volcano	3
#60	helm of the white knight	1
#180	holistic headache remedy	5
#127	hustler shades	3
#70	icy hairspray	8
#165	imbued seal-blubber candle	1
#44	infrablack lipstick	14
#10	insulting hat	1
#51	invisibility cream	9
#51	iron torso box	10
#570	irradiated candy cane	7
#6	ittah bittah hookah	1
#218	janglin' bones	1
#61	janitor's mop	5
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#81	jazzy cigarette holder	9
#571	jerky coins	30
#1289	killer rag doll	1
#159	kobold kibble	5
#196	kumquartz	35
#68	leather glove	10
#492	left half of a heart necklace	1
#62	little deuce cape	1
#44	little red .epub file	10
#71	lollipop cufflinks	1
#726	lollipop stick	11
#118	lucky cat's paw	2
#103	lump of goofball ore	1
#94	lynyrd skinner toothblack	15
#1430	macaroni duck	1
#39	mafia middle finger ring	2
#79	mafia pinky ring	1
#16	mafia pointer finger ring	2
#20	mafia thumb ring	9
#668	magical pony: Dusk Shiny	1
#70	mama's squeezebox	1
#238	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
#81	mercenary headband	5
#144	missing wine	1
#100	muscle oil	3
#58	mutant arm	1
#68	ninja fear powder	11
#14	noir fedora	1
#92	novelty fruit hat	2
#218	obsidian dagger	62
#55	oil-filled donut	7
#470	oily golden mushroom	1
#400	old sweatpants	191
#76	one glove	8
#192	orange and black Crimboween candy	41
#306	ornate picture frame	3
#705	pack of pogs	11
#155	page of the Necrohobocon	3
#103	paperclip cape	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#49	papier-mâché glob	1
#146	paranormal ricotta	4
🥈	party whip	1
#664	peanut brittle shield	1
#211	pearidot	33
#107	perpendicular guano	6
#68	personalized birthday cake	28
#118	phish stick	9
#87	pickpocket protector	5
#118	pig-iron bracers	2
#307	pig-iron helm	1
#125	pig-iron shinguards	2
#57	piggy tattoo	7
#255	pile of useless robot parts	1
#143	pirate cream pie	6
#71	pixel orb	1
#95	plague pie	4
#127	plastic Jefferson wings	4
#110	plunge-leg	1
#18	porcelain pelerine	1
#23	porcelain pepper mill	1
#24	porcelain phantom mask	1
#19	porcelain plus-fours	1
#25	porcelain police baton	1
#22	porcelain porkpie	1
#75	porkpocket	6
#114	pristine walrus tusk	1
#60	psychic's amulet	37
#105	psychic's circlet	7
#51	psychic's crystal ball	55
#57	psychic's pslacks	40
#54	psychokinetic energy blob	12
#26	pump-up high-tops	1
#1102	pumpkinhead mask	1
#123	punk patch	8
#136	pygmy adder oil	8
#158	pygmy dart	2
#148	pygmy papers	8
#108	pygmy witchhazel	7
#28	quantum disintegrator pistol	1
#152	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	7
#62	question juice	4
#56	radioactive spider venom	6
#51	ravenous eye	7
🥈	record of infuriating silence (used)	1
#155	red gummi ingot	228
#545	red-and-green sweater	2
#52	red-hot jawbreaker	7
#151	resolution: be feistier	1
#155	resolution: be sexier	1
#147	resolution: be smarter	1
#148	resolution: be stronger	1
#456	rib of the Bonerdagon	4
#58	ridiculous belt	1
#115	ridiculous cocktail	12
#72	ridiculous earring	1
#136	ridiculous sandwich	11
#64	ridiculous sunglasses	1
#8	right half of a heart necklace	33
#1965	robotronic egg	1
#1769	rubber WWBD? bracelet	4
#2229	rubber WWJD? bracelet	3
#1126	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	7
#2129	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	3
#13	rubber cape	1
#370	rusty chain necklace	7
#176	s'more	150
#131	salt water taffy	2
#91	sausage without a cause	1
#326	sawblade shield	9
#154	scrunchie tourniquet	5
#88	seal-blubber candle	60
#272	sealhide seal doll	2
#193	secret mummy herbs and spices	4
#65	shamanic ham	8
#42	shopkeeper beard	7
#115	short deposition	10
#493	shredded hellseal hide	6
#70	silent A	1
#96	silent B	2
#59	silent C	1
#63	silent D	1
#57	silent E	1
#77	silent F	1
#64	silent G	1
#136	silent H	1
#203	silent I	1
#173	silent J	1
#46	silent K	1
#150	silent L	1
#191	silent M	1
#70	silent N	1
#242	silent O	1
#213	silent P	1
#87	silent Q	1
#62	silent R	1
#69	silent S	1
#65	silent T	1
#64	silent U	1
#40	silent V	2
#123	silent W	1
#138	silent X	2
#67	silent Y	1
#121	silent Z	1
#104	sinister-looking cat	5
#182	skelelton spine	9
#94	skeleton beans	2
#422	skull of the Bonerdagon	1
#298	slime convention swag bag	1
#463	slimy sweetbreads	1
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#1714	stainless steel shillelagh	2
#1585	stainless steel skullcap	2
#1706	stainless steel slacks	2
#1326	stainless steel solitaire	2
#1347	stainless steel suspenders	2
#28	standards and practices guide	109
#125	steampunk potion	9
#132	steel drivin' hammer	1
#51	stick-on gnome beard	14
#43	straw pole	16
#238	strawberyl	31
#792	stray chihuahua	3
#1006	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	42
#399	stuffed Cheshire bitten	95
#410	stuffed Hodgman	1
#2070	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	24
#1226	stuffed Meat	34
#1829	stuffed alien blob	3
#2908	stuffed angry cow	16
#2363	stuffed astral badger	21
#2417	stuffed baby gravy fairy	21
#1465	stuffed can of asparagus	1
#2415	stuffed cocoabo	20
#2815	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	17
#2296	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	22
#2113	stuffed hand turkey	24
#1482	stuffed key	21
#580	stuffed martini	14
#2076	stuffed mind flayer	25
#1365	stuffed mink	28
#1116	stuffed monocle	39
#1713	stuffed ninja snowman	1
#2484	stuffed scary death orb	20
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#2476	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	20
#2217	stuffed snowy owl	22
#2460	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	20
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#2169	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	23
#1015	stuffed teddy butler	45
#1118	stuffed tin of caviar	40
#925	stuffed treasure chest	52
#2470	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	20
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#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
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#278	sucker tachi	1
#72	sugar shotgun	2
#575	superheated fudge	3
#191	tainted seal's blood	1
#111	temporary tribal tattoo	4
#46	temporary yak tattoo	10
#56	the kindest cold cut	6
#71	tie-dyed fannypack	6
#107	tiny canopic jar	8
#550	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
#186	tiny fly glasses	1
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#3991	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#3936	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3115	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#3178	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#385	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#3945	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3179	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#3080	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#8195	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#620	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4232	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2899	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#3125	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#3834	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#3957	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3878	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#3913	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3885	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#3075	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3960	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3874	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3915	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3898	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#3863	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3873	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#3908	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3894	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#3065	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3068	tiny plastic The Man	1
#3929	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2948	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#3858	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4544	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4025	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8216	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#3943	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#3978	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3981	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#8255	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8131	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#3966	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#4482	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#8179	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3926	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3957	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3911	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#8101	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8224	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3179	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3914	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3939	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4499	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3879	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#1017	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3847	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3912	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#3924	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3927	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8154	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8193	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8098	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#3904	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#327	tiny plastic golden gundam	1
#3863	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#8064	tiny plastic grue	1
#3897	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4599	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8132	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#8073	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3893	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8203	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8105	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#3842	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#8117	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1037	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3998	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#4348	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#8102	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3895	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#4452	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#3852	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#3954	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#3839	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#8228	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3938	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8163	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8142	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#979	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4041	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#3864	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#3863	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4483	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3844	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#3874	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3854	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#3850	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#46	tomato soup poster	10
#478	torn hellseal sinew	6
#49	totally sweet mohawk helmet	9
#277	tourmalime	25
#16	trench coat	1
#380	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#258	trilobite fossil	18
#49	tube of pendulum lube	10
#49	tube of villain white	9
#67	turtle mud	5
#674	turtle pheromones	1
#131	turtling rod	1
#82	twitching trigger finger	1
#159	una poca de gracia	2
#83	unholy water	8
#1355	untamable turtle	1
#667	unusual disco ball	4
#1291	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	3
#65	vial of swamp vapors	10
#119	voodoo glowskull	11
#49	votive candle	9
🥈	walkie-talkie	1
#131	walrus ice cream	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#105	warbear auto-anvil	2
#292	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
#438	warbear metalworking primer	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#298	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#86	warehouse clerk's glasses	1
#43	warehouse key	19
#59	warehouse walkie-talkie	5
#120	water-polo cap	2
#26	wax hat	1
#7	western-style skinning knife	1
#9	wicker clicker	1
#9	wicker kickers	1
#8	wicker knickers	1
#12	wicker slicker	1
#8	wicker sticker	1
#12	wicker ticker	1
#695	wrench bracelet	3
#47	wrestling mask	8
#12	wrought-iron waders	1
#9	wrought-iron walker	1
#9	wrought-iron whisk	1
#11	wrought-iron widget	1
#13	wrought-iron wig	1
#9	wrought-iron winch crank	1
#160	wumpus hair	13
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#53	x-ray mirror	4
#151	yellow gummi ingot	228
#123	zombie hollandaise	8

Wow, that's 8,862 items total!

what items are this player missing?