| #77 | 4-dimensional fez | 2 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #213 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #864 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #198 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 5 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #148 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 1 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #37 | Boris's key lime pie | 44 |
| #401 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 9 |
| #126 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #122 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #917 | CRIMBCO mug | 10 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #747 | CRIMBCO wine | 10 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #581 | Chroner | 1 |
| #15 | Chroner cross | 1 |
| #170 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #817 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 5 |
| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbo salad | 7 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper | 1 |
| #38 | Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Face | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #26 | Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack | 1 |
| #30 | Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #24 | Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #375 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #14 | Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt | 1 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #39 | Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower | 1 |
| #23 | Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm | 1 |
| #19 | Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs | 1 |
| #13 | Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball | 1 |
| #388 | Crimbuck | 2,574 |
| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #67 | DNOTC Box | 5 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #125 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
| #670 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 9 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #124 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| #255 | Friendliness Beverage | 4 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #152 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 4 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #136 | Gummy Brains | 1 |
| #146 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 37 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #88 | Inner Strength | 4 |
| #164 | Inner Truth | 3 |
| #169 | Inner Wisdom | 3 |
| #406 | Iron Beta of Industry | 19 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #36 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 42 |
| #120 | Kissin' Cousins | 6 |
| #51 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 52 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #141 | Lobos Mints | 1 |
| #388 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
| #355 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #135 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #134 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
| #347 | New Zealand iced tea | 2 |
| #303 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 22 |
| #396 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #412 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 5 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #130 | Rattlin' Chains | 1 |
| #318 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 6 |
| #147 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #47 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 2 |
| #132 | Schrödinger's thermos | 203 |
| #263 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 5 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #36 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 53 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #195 | Strix stix | 5 |
| #324 | Summer Nights | 4 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #118 | Sweet Sword | 1 |
| #410 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #158 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 16 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #318 | The Joy of Wassailing | 11 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #646 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 7 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 8 |
| #785 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 6 |
| #1240 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 8 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #222 | Travels with Jerry | 5 |
| #49 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 16 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #270 | Wolfman Nardz | 5 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #252 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 12 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #285 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #107 | alien protein powder | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #547 | ammonite fossil | 7 |
| #350 | anniversary gift box | 8 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #139 | bag of bones | 8 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #517 | bananagate | 10 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #107 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #108 | bark rootbeer | 6 |
| #602 | bath ball gift set | 8 |
| #932 | battered Crimbo Crate | 7 |
| #232 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #531 | belemnite fossil | 7 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #584 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #173 | black and white cracker | 3 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #394 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #785 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| #144 | blue grass | 6 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #349 | bone chips | 43 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #712 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #1070 | box of sunshine | 217 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #175 | bread line | 5 |
| #204 | breakfast mess | 1 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #14 | bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) | 1 |
| #19 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #12 | bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #112 | can of V-11 | 4 |
| #435 | candied bolts | 4 |
| #177 | candied nuts | 6 |
| #255 | candy cigarette | 1 |
| #701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #1485 | canteen of wine | 4 |
| #100 | cement sandals | 8 |
| #72 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #14 | chocolate cigar | 73 |
| #344 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 5 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #318 | communal gobstopper | 3 |
| #119 | cookie cookie | 5 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #841 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #86 | decanter of fine Scotch | 3 |
| #69 | deluxe fax machine | 4 |
| #31 | digital key lime pie | 64 |
| #95 | dog ointment | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #240 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #366 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #428 | dusty Crimbo crate | 26 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #608 | elven cellocello | 28 |
| #792 | elven suicide capsule | 23 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #295 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #313 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #820 | facsimile dictionary | 10 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #43 | fancy beef jerky | 4 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #347 | fancy chocolate car | 8 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #1164 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #386 | fiery wing | 1 |
| #349 | filthy lucre | 104 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #20 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #338 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #196 | future drug: Coolscaline | 1 |
| #165 | future drug: Muscularactum | 3 |
| #301 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #493 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #161 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
| #153 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #261 | government cheese | 1 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #1007 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #351 | grue egg omelette | 7 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #196 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #204 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #243 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #22 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #764 | guy made of bee pollen | 2 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #694 | handful of confetti | 59 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #63 | hemp candy necklace | 7 |
| #1295 | herringcello | 14 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #152 | hot daub | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #50 | hushed puppy | 5 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #16 | iron chain | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #198 | java cookie | 4 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #217 | jive turkey leg | 2 |
| #611 | killing feather | 55 |
| #245 | kiwi beak | 1 |
| #1240 | knuckle sandwich | 5 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #236 | legitimate business on the beach | 3 |
| #34 | lewd playing card | 46 |
| #235 | licorice garrote | 8 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #106 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 11 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #38 | live wire | 13 |
| #109 | loaf of alien bread | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #123 | madius | 2 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #202 | mime soul fragment | 16 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #452 | molten brick | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #1762 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #450 | motivational poster | 10 |
| #177 | muffled muffuletta | 3 |
| #159 | mulled cider | 11 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #521 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #290 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #169 | neutron lollipop | 2 |
| #58 | night-vision goggles | 15 |
| #164 | non-aged vinegar | 8 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #188 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #199 | overloaded micro-reactor | 2 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #928 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #94 | pair of bolt cutters | 17 |
| #188 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #257 | passable elf mask | 13 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #491 | pearidot | 10 |
| #579 | penguin focaccia bread | 27 |
| #469 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #309 | perl necklace | 2 |
| #613 | petit 4.1 | 2 |
| #544 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #761 | petrified wood | 7 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #54 | pig-iron bracers | 3 |
| #126 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
| #125 | pig-iron shinguards | 2 |
| #85 | pile of loose snow | 2 |
| #19 | pine cone | 1 |
| #176 | pitted sheet metal | 2 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #131 | pocketwatch on a chain | 14 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #257 | poison pen | 6 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #191 | powdered candy sushi set | 6 |
| #531 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #71 | pteruges | 1 |
| #734 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #128 | quantum taco | 271 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #358 | really dense meat stack | 18 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #50 | recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto | 1 |
| #240 | red ale | 4 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #1104 | rigid carapace | 4 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #139 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #586 | rogue swarmer | 69 |
| #137 | ruby on canes | 4 |
| #202 | salt wages | 1 |
| #304 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #674 | sawblade fragment | 60 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #167 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #240 | shushed potatoes | 2 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #130 | sleeping stocking | 18 |
| #529 | slow jam collection | 8 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #493 | smoking grass | 1 |
| #16 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #339 | solid gold bowling ball | 54 |
| #370 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #41 | soul coin | 1 |
| #29 | soul doorbell | 13 |
| #31 | soul knife | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #33 | space bar | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #70 | space jam toast | 1 |
| #183 | space junk | 5 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #239 | sparking robo-battery | 1 |
| #296 | spiritual candy cane | 1 |
| #98 | spiritual eggnog | 3 |
| #193 | spiritual fruitcake | 2 |
| #111 | spiritual gingerbread | 3 |
| #1006 | spooky bark | 2 |
| #660 | spooky sap | 11 |
| #350 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #479 | stainless steel scarf | 7 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #556 | stainless steel skullcap | 6 |
| #455 | stainless steel slacks | 8 |
| #616 | stainless steel solitaire | 5 |
| #201 | stainless steel suspenders | 16 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #28 | star key lime pie | 56 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #866 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 13 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #630 | sweet mochi ball | 7 |
| #242 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #325 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #155 | throwing candy | 3 |
| #210 | throwing wrench | 13 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #739 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 3 |
| #470 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 5 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #511 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #355 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 7 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #867 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 2 |
| #487 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #681 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 3 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #555 | tiny plastic fire servant | 4 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #414 | tiny plastic peacannon | 6 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #477 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 5 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #58 | toe jam toast | 1 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #60 | traffic jam toast | 1 |
| #51 | transparent nog | 5 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #424 | trilobite fossil | 10 |
| #1261 | twitching claw | 3 |
| #26 | twitching space egg | 1 |
| #164 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #190 | unfinished fruitcake | 2 |
| #171 | unquiet spirits | 6 |
| #1262 | unstable DNA | 25 |
| #804 | unstable laser battery | 51 |
| #1268 | vibrating cyborg knife | 6 |
| #2083 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #342 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #479 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #166 | warbear bearserker mead | 1 |
| #252 | warbear bearserker potion | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #169 | warbear blizzard mead | 1 |
| #293 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
| #190 | warbear feasting mead | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #167 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #228 | warbear gyrocopter | 4 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #340 | warbear helm fragment | 1 |
| #6 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| #193 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #341 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #273 | warbear liquid overcoat | 1 |
| #8 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #217 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #269 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 4 |
| #382 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #166 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 8 |
| #125 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 10 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #156 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 1 |
| #345 | warbear trouser fragment | 1 |
| #273 | warbear wardance potion | 1 |
| #134 | warbear warrior bread | 1 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #650 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| #485 | whisker pencil | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #11 | wrench handle | 2 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |