| #115 | "caramel" orange | 19 |
| #142 | 5-hour acrimony | 1 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #1062 | Amulet of Yendor | 8 |
| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #377 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #21 | Arr, M80 | 3 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #377 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 3 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1785 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #221 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 5 |
| #95 | Belt of Howling Anger | 5 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #1263 | Bonerdagon necklace | 6 |
| #35 | Bonestabber | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #53 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 8 |
| #764 | Boss Bat britches | 19 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #408 | CRIMBCO scrip | 725 |
| #94 | Carpathian longsword | 7 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #9 | Charleston Choo-Choo | 107 |
| #176 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #175 | Chroner | 434 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #8 | Cobra Bowl | 8 |
| #75 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| #4 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #2409 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #126 | Coinspiracy | 10 |
| #326 | Colander of Em-er'il | 7 |
| #23 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #9 | Covers-Your-Head | 2 |
| #1486 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 30 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #5 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #103 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 3 |
| #22 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 7 |
| #20 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 10 |
| #37 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 2 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 20 |
| #36 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 2 |
| #229 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 9 |
| #45 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 27 |
| #89 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 5 |
| #24 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 4 |
| #105 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #22 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 8 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #23 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 26 |
| #1131 | Crimbuck | 474 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #27 | Dragonscale breastplate | 1 |
| #17 | Drapes-You-Regally | 1 |
| #13 | Driplet | 34 |
| #226 | Drowsy Sword | 85 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #13 | Drunkula's silky pants | 2 |
| #28 | Duke Vampire's regal cloak | 1 |
| #1105 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #700 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #7 | Electric Punch | 14 |
| #24 | Elf Army machine parts | 126 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #4 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #268 | Elf Guard MPC | 54 |
| #93 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #86 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 3 |
| #13 | Elf Guard hotpants | 11 |
| #28 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 6 |
| #108 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #25 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 7 |
| #55 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #806 | FDKOL commendation | 10 |
| #103 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 1 |
| #53 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 29 |
| #60 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 28 |
| #71 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 28 |
| #28 | FantasyRealm key | 3 |
| #6 | FantasyRealm mead | 4 |
| #11 | FantasyRealm turkey leg | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #50 | French bronilla brogurt | 1 |
| #123 | Friendliness Beverage | 76 |
| #249 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #161 | FunFunds™ | 2 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #508 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #183 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 1 |
| #519 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #51 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 10 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #651 | Goodfella contract | 15 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #15 | Great Wolf's headband | 2 |
| #24 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| #154 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 2 |
| #657 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #760 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #90 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 5 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #84 | Hodgman's blanket | 14 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #66 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #23 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #711 | Instant Karma | 5 |
| #554 | Iron Beta of Industry | 12 |
| #5 | Island Hurricane | 12 |
| #4 | Island Landslide | 14 |
| #8 | Island Thunderstorm | 11 |
| #613 | Jack-in-the-box | 8 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #120 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 8 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #24 | Lazybones™ recliner | 1 |
| #527 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #86 | Liam's mail | 7 |
| #281 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 90 |
| #237 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 246 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium magnifying glass | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium pickaxe | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium rope | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #345 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 6 |
| #23 | Master Thief's utility belt | 1 |
| #37 | MayDay™ contract | 1 |
| #6 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 4 |
| #23 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #428 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 9 |
| #6 | Mu | 1 |
| #54 | My First Art of War | 14 |
| 🥉 | My First Paycheck envelope | 65 |
| #27 | Mysterious Blue Box | 144 |
| #26 | Mysterious Green Box | 168 |
| #115 | New Zealand iced tea | 118 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #692 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 6 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #26 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 2 |
| #54 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 2 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #114 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 18 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #50 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 2 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #12 | Othello's dagger | 19 |
| #9 | Othello's military jacket | 24 |
| #25 | Our Daily Candles™ order form | 1 |
| #146 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 2 |
| #56 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 2 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #881 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #592 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #810 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #797 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #565 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #778 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #891 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #580 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #899 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #866 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #889 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #34 | Red Roger's red left foot | 1 |
| #39 | Red Roger's red left hand | 1 |
| #23 | Red Roger's red right foot | 2 |
| #42 | Red Roger's red right hand | 1 |
| #767 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #26 | Rock Garden Guide | 2 |
| #75 | Rubee™ | 32 |
| #47 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #715 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #1139 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #679 | Schrödinger's thermos | 10 |
| #6 | Scorpion Bowl | 11 |
| #76 | Shield of Icy Fate | 6 |
| #217 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 1 |
| #25 | Shot of Kardashian Gin | 16 |
| #9 | Skull Punch | 10 |
| #6 | Smuggler's Punch | 16 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's whip | 1 |
| #6 | Spookyraven signet | 1,309 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #89 | Sword of Dark Omens | 5 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #71 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #22 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #41 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| #4 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Ghoul King's ghoulottes | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 2 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #59 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #44 | The Superconductor's CPU | 2 |
| #28 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #509 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #707 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 3 |
| #1418 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1740 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #100 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #23 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 14 |
| #162 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 11 |
| #65 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 69 |
| #1955 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #13 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 616 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #19 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| #1166 | Time Juice | 4 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #93 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 2 |
| #37 | Trainbot circuitry | 173 |
| #24 | Trainbot linkages | 164 |
| #23 | Trainbot optics | 172 |
| #24 | Trainbot plating | 145 |
| #29 | Trainbot servomotors | 176 |
| #27 | Trainbot tubing | 180 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| 🥉 | Turtle Bowl | 14 |
| #12 | Twelve Night Energy | 88 |
| #23 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 3 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #94 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 5 |
| #21 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #26 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 1 |
| #32 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #10 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 34 |
| #916 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #98 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 9 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart nametag | 1 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart snowglobe | 1 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #393 | Yakisoba's hat | 4 |
| #196 | Ye Olde Meade | 1 |
| #39 | Yeg's Motel alarm clock | 2 |
| #11 | Yeg's Motel ashtray | 8 |
| #25 | Yeg's Motel disposable razor | 8 |
| #4 | Yeg's Motel hand soap | 52 |
| #12 | Yeg's Motel minibar key | 3 |
| #4 | Yeg's Motel mouthwash | 12 |
| #15 | Yeg's Motel pillow mint | 4 |
| #4 | Yeg's Motel sewing kit | 13 |
| #19 | Yeg's Motel stationery | 2 |
| 🥈 | Yeg's Motel toothbrush | 58 |
| #746 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #32 | Yorick | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #25 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #205 | actual reality goggles | 2 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #72 | anger blaster | 1 |
| #140 | angst burger | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #30 | auxiliary backbone | 1 |
| #513 | badass belt | 89 |
| #775 | bag of airline peanuts | 35 |
| #11 | balsam barrel | 1 |
| #33 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 4 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #202 | batskin belt | 4 |
| #48 | bauxite boxers | 7 |
| #171 | bejeweled cufflinks | 24 |
| #22 | belt of Ogrekind | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #520 | bit of clingfilm | 8 |
| #282 | black candy heart | 40 |
| #498 | black snowcone | 5 |
| #250 | black-and-blue light | 242 |
| #816 | blood flower | 6 |
| #279 | blue class ring | 11 |
| #268 | blue glowstick | 6 |
| #248 | blue plasma ball | 243 |
| #22 | blue rocket | 2 |
| #603 | blue snowcone | 5 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #42 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 5 |
| #168 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #2100 | bottle of goofballs | 10 |
| #30 | bottled Vampire Vintner | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #15 | bowl of Jeal-O | 1,131 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #6720 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #13 | boxed autumn-aton | 3 |
| #19 | boxed gumball machine | 8 |
| #147 | bread man | 4 |
| #75 | breakfast miracle | 4 |
| #21 | brilliant oyster egg | 32 |
| 🥇 | broberry brogurt | 296 |
| #36 | brown pirate pants | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #76 | buffalo dime | 2 |
| #263 | bunny liver | 30 |
| #60 | burnt snowpants | 25 |
| #86 | cabooze | 8 |
| #32 | can of mixed everything | 6 |
| #144 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #101 | cannonbomb | 1 |
| #19 | carnivorous potted plant | 5 |
| #233 | cheap studded belt | 247 |
| #18 | chocomotive | 19 |
| #17 | cloning kit | 172 |
| #70 | closed-circuit phone system | 1 |
| #1394 | clown hammer | 6 |
| #174 | club necklace | 28 |
| #23 | combat lover's locket lockbox | 2 |
| 🥇 | complicated device | 1 |
| #39 | continuum transfunctioner | 1 |
| #34 | corned beet | 8 |
| #162 | corned-beef Reuben | 16 |
| #64 | crusty hula hoop | 8 |
| #45 | crystal skeleton vodka | 7 |
| #82 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| #512 | cymbal syrup | 6 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #67 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #769 | defective skull | 21 |
| #132 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 2 |
| #123 | designer handbag | 19 |
| #27 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 2 |
| #342 | diamond necklace | 17 |
| #163 | donated booze | 77 |
| #184 | donated candy | 56 |
| #497 | donated food | 2 |
| #37 | double-ice box | 2 |
| #104 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #171 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| #41 | dread tarragon | 1 |
| #52 | dreadful roast | 2 |
| #129 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 25 |
| #21 | drippy stein | 1 |
| #29 | dropped scrap of paper | 11 |
| #629 | duct tape | 47 |
| #31 | duct tape wallet | 168 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #9 | ear poison | 1,094 |
| #2189 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
| #60 | eaves droppers | 1 |
| #13 | eggnog | 1,820 |
| #89 | eggwater | 5 |
| #91 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #5 | electric Kool-Aid | 25 |
| #1266 | empty agua de vida bottle | 2 |
| #420 | encoder ring | 40 |
| #1144 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #21 | ert grey goo ring | 47 |
| #14 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 2,000 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #790 | fake fake vomit | 35 |
| #729 | fake hand | 32 |
| #94 | fancy opera glasses | 42 |
| 🥇 | fancy party pants | 1 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| #48 | festive egg sac | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #223 | flavored foot massage oil | 248 |
| #10 | fleshy lump | 428 |
| #49 | flour cookie | 8 |
| #243 | foam dart | 218 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #64 | freightcake | 9 |
| #14 | fried air | 726 |
| #1458 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #7 | frigid derringer | 829 |
| #339 | fuzzy busby | 8 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #41 | fuzzy earmuffs | 64 |
| #262 | fuzzy montera | 9 |
| #65 | garish pinky ring | 58 |
| #150 | gearbox necklace | 6 |
| #80 | ghost of a necklace | 84 |
| #93 | ghost pepper | 1 |
| #86 | giant designer sunglasses | 46 |
| #62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #35 | glass slipper | 2 |
| #14 | gleaming oyster egg | 42 |
| #15 | glistening oyster egg | 43 |
| #157 | gold wedding ring | 61 |
| #70 | gooified animal matter | 69 |
| #67 | gooified mineral matter | 69 |
| #70 | gooified vegetable matter | 69 |
| #68 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #25 | greasy desk bell | 1 |
| #594 | green balloon | 2 |
| #281 | green clay bead | 39 |
| #604 | green snowcone | 5 |
| #36 | grog nuts | 15 |
| #724 | grue egg | 37 |
| #16 | hamlet sandwich | 1,277 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| #432 | handful of confetti | 91 |
| #67 | hardened slime belt | 2 |
| #7 | haunted bindle | 582 |
| #31 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #449 | heart necklace | 15 |
| #752 | heart of the volcano | 8 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #56 | huge Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #39 | iFlail | 1 |
| #27 | iShield | 1 |
| 🥉 | intragalactic rowboat | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #140 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 17 |
| #898 | joybuzzer | 26 |
| #28 | kiwi beak | 42 |
| #16 | lab-grown meat | 175 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #159 | left parenthesis | 3 |
| #31 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #25 | leggings of the Spider Queen | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #15 | lustrous oyster egg | 43 |
| #1009 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #763 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 34 |
| #388 | magical mystery juice | 15 |
| #615 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #648 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #22 | magnificent oyster egg | 37 |
| #39 | meteortarboard | 2 |
| #49 | meteorthopedic shoes | 7 |
| #71 | mid-level medieval mead | 1 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #299 | mood ring | 34 |
| #1341 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #43 | mummified entombed cookbookbat | 1 |
| #33 | mutant arm | 4 |
| #4 | nasty desk bell | 53 |
| #23 | nozzle of the Phoenix | 1 |
| #2265 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #48 | odd silver coin | 13 |
| #188 | old school flying disc | 2 |
| #523 | old sweatpants | 130 |
| #28 | old-school pirate grog | 13 |
| #648 | orange snowcone | 5 |
| #7 | ornamental sextant | 3 |
| #393 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| #34 | packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet | 1 |
| #41 | packaged June cleaver | 1 |
| #32 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 2 |
| #25 | packaged familiar scrapbook | 1 |
| #25 | packaged knock-off retro superhero cape | 1 |
| #32 | packaged model train set | 2 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #142 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #274 | paranormal ricotta | 2 |
| 🥇 | party crasher | 1 |
| 🥈 | party whip | 1 |
| #104 | peanut brittle shield | 35 |
| #13 | pearlescent oyster egg | 53 |
| #18 | pegfinger | 22 |
| #13 | peppermint donut | 1 |
| #143 | percent sign | 2 |
| #559 | personal massager | 11 |
| #107 | personalized coffee mug | 656 |
| #823 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 31 |
| #68 | pickled bread | 6 |
| #197 | pile of useless robot parts | 4 |
| #94 | ping-pong ball | 118 |
| #52 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #232 | pink clay bead | 86 |
| #25 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #265 | plain candy cane | 1 |
| #45 | pocket lint (orange) | 1 |
| #209 | pork elf goodies sack | 37 |
| 🥇 | portable pantogram | 1 |
| #22 | potato alarm clock | 12 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #25 | power seed | 1 |
| #116 | psychic's circlet | 4 |
| #117 | psychic's crystal ball | 2 |
| #28 | punch-drunk punch | 54 |
| #244 | purple clay bead | 15 |
| #350 | purple glowstick | 4 |
| #657 | purple snowcone | 5 |
| #652 | quantum taco | 6 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
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| #611 | red snowcone | 5 |
| #81 | red wagon | 6 |
| #446 | red-and-green sweater | 4 |
| #62 | regret hose | 1 |
| #44 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #17 | rickety old unicycle | 7 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #35 | rotten tomato | 9 |
| #308 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 20 |
| #523 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 14 |
| #368 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 18 |
| #278 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 21 |
| #853 | rubber emo roe | 32 |
| #169 | sack lunch | 80 |
| #32 | salted mutton | 8 |
| #11 | sausage golem | 1 |
| #436 | sawblade shield | 6 |
| #36 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 10 |
| #21 | scintillating oyster egg | 34 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #476 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #52 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #17 | shaking skull | 1 |
| #25 | shortest-order cook | 1 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #62 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 1 |
| #62 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 1 |
| #83 | silent pea shooter | 15 |
| 🥇 | silver cow creamer | 1 |
| #27 | sizzling desk bell | 1 |
| #32 | skeletal scabbard | 1 |
| #30 | skeleton quiche | 4 |
| #50 | skeleton skis | 1 |
| #248 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #4 | smoldering bagel punch | 1,264 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
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| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #43 | space blanket | 8 |
| #401 | spade necklace | 16 |
| #31 | spaghetti breakfast | 575 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #417 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #2571 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| 🥇 | spinning wheel | 1 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #995 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #2248 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2141 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #355 | stainless steel solitaire | 8 |
| #124 | standards and practices guide | 3 |
| #118 | steamed oyster | 4 |
| #222 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 248 |
| #12 | stink-penny | 1,609 |
| #234 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 155 |
| #441 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 90 |
| #521 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 81 |
| #193 | stuffed Meat | 188 |
| #4529 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #381 | stuffed astral badger | 103 |
| #476 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 92 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #400 | stuffed cocoabo | 97 |
| #436 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 16 |
| #1581 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #402 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 101 |
| #533 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 85 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #509 | stuffed hand turkey | 85 |
| #142 | stuffed key | 300 |
| #502 | stuffed martini | 17 |
| #561 | stuffed mind flayer | 80 |
| #215 | stuffed mink | 171 |
| #178 | stuffed monocle | 202 |
| #1155 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #674 | stuffed scary death orb | 71 |
| #501 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 87 |
| #314 | stuffed snowy owl | 110 |
| #509 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 87 |
| #595 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 75 |
| #236 | stuffed teddy butler | 161 |
| #229 | stuffed tin of caviar | 166 |
| #145 | stuffed treasure chest | 300 |
| #588 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 77 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #96 | sucker bucket | 2 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| 🥉 | sugar chapeau | 487 |
| #9 | sugar shank | 247 |
| #9 | sugar shield | 309 |
| #68 | sugar shorts | 9 |
| #106 | tankard of ale | 25 |
| #25 | the Archwizard's briefs | 1 |
| #36 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 4 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #20 | the Ley Incursion's waist | 1 |
| #77 | tie-dyed fannypack | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #145 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 8 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #957 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #930 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #633 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #935 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #947 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #593 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #953 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #569 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #950 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #567 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1418 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1161 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2050 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #2501 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1157 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #2040 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3961 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1140 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3069 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2833 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2627 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #1376 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
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| #2805 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1359 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1368 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #3302 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3180 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #2819 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #3348 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #3331 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #4812 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2708 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2524 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #2465 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #2186 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #2732 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #2831 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #1338 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #1815 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6205 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #3310 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #4897 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #2769 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2754 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #11 | twice-haunted screwdriver | 32 |
| #5 | uncanny desk bell | 81 |
| #32 | undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella | 1 |
| #26 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 2 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #64 | urinal cake | 890 |
| #1151 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #332 | viking helmet | 34 |
| #22 | void burger | 352 |
| #22 | void lager | 329 |
| #69 | void stone | 17 |
| #655 | wad of cotton | 3 |
| #9 | waffle | 732 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #268 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #179 | white class ring | 62 |
| #24 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #100 | whole turkey leg | 2 |
| #840 | whoopie cushion | 33 |
| #1017 | wind-up chattering teeth | 23 |
| #1065 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #4 | wormwood wedding ring | 1 |
| #862 | worthless knick-knack | 2 |
| #114 | woven baling wire bracelets | 8 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #284 | wumpus hair | 5 |
| #593 | x-ray specs | 30 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #964 | yellow snowcone | 28 |
| #21 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |
| #29 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |