| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #97 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 23 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #817 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 5 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #232 | Crimbo salad | 5 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #226 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 3 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #53 | Inner Strength | 5 |
| #236 | Inner Truth | 2 |
| #239 | Inner Wisdom | 2 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #576 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 12 |
| #553 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 14 |
| #446 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 25 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #1000 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #265 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 4 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #1021 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #843 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 2 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #304 | bacon bath ball | 3 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #108 | bark rootbeer | 6 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #360 | blind-packed capsule toy | 9 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #95 | bread line | 6 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #155 | buckyball | 38 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #435 | candied bolts | 4 |
| #177 | candied nuts | 6 |
| #830 | candy cane | 44 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #248 | choco-Crimbot | 2 |
| #355 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #365 | communal gobstopper | 2 |
| #207 | cookie cookie | 4 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1292 | eggnog | 9 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #633 | fancy chocolate | 5 |
| #1811 | fancy chocolate car | 2 |
| #286 | fancy dress ball | 51 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #864 | fruitcake | 24 |
| #201 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #886 | gingerbread bugbear | 25 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #809 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #840 | gray bow tie | 6 |
| #1007 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #46 | hemp candy necklace | 8 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #198 | java cookie | 4 |
| #208 | jawbruiser | 11 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #883 | knuckle sandwich | 16 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #974 | mylar scout drone | 4 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1038 | nanofiber cloth | 2 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #212 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #894 | penguin thesaurus | 6 |
| #469 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #213 | perl necklace | 3 |
| #787 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #544 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #1197 | possessed top | 4 |
| #599 | powdered candy sushi set | 3 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #533 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 15 |
| #166 | red ale | 5 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2267 | rogue swarmer | 18 |
| #232 | ruby on canes | 3 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #2318 | sawblade fragment | 11 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #190 | space jam | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #61 | spiritual eggnog | 4 |
| #63 | spiritual fruitcake | 4 |
| #304 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #1366 | spooky felt | 4 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #373 | sweet mochi ball | 9 |
| #682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #495 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 4 |
| #404 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 5 |
| #392 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 5 |
| #377 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #752 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 2 |
| #213 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 3 |
| #379 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #398 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #97 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 5 |
| #383 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #386 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #222 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 3 |
| #727 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 2 |
| #399 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 5 |
| #307 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #387 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 5 |
| #283 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #343 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #320 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
| #489 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 4 |
| #505 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 4 |
| #324 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #388 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 5 |
| #174 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 3 |
| #317 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1240 | toast | 388 |
| #192 | toe jam | 2 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #189 | traffic jam | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #928 | unstable DNA | 44 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #342 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #42 | warbear drone codes | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #8 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 2 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear soda machine | 1 |
| #52 | warbear superpotion | 3 |
| #650 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| #650 | wind-up meatcar | 7 |
| #1131 | yo-yo | 14 |