Museum :: mk98mod4

mk98mod4

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1438	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#823	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	3
#757	Cloaca-Cola helmet	3
#415	Cloaca-Cola shield	6
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#618	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	4
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#373	Goodfella contract	79
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1868	Imp Ale	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#996	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#320	Knob Goblin firecracker	59
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#70	Lucky Surprise Egg	135
#1200	M-242	1
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#703	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1109	Meleegra™ pills	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#374	NG	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#844	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#941	Ram's Face Lager	1
#449	Rock and Roll Legend	2
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#457	Spooky Surprise Egg	22
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#563	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#522	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	3
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#2955	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#164	abominable snowcone	128
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#705	all-purpose cleaner	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#622	alphabet gum	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#507	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	11
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#887	antique greaves	1
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#897	antique helmet	1
#906	antique shield	1
#948	antique spear	1
#855	arrrgyle socks	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#1106	asbestos ore	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#769	aspirin	1
#643	asshat	1
#237	astral mushroom	53
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#115	attention spanner	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#2450	baconstone	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#7427	badass belt	1
#951	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#2042	ball	1
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#1234	bar skin	1
#961	barbed-wire fence	1
#2127	barrrnacle	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#900	baseball	1
#940	bat guano	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#497	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	4
#784	batblade	1
#1172	batgut	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#572	beer bong	1
#172	beer cartilage	1
#672	beer helmet	1
#725	beer lens	1
#787	beertini	1
#416	begpwnia	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#1064	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#475	big rock	1
#210	big stick	1
#802	bilge wine	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#1496	bit of clingfilm	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#589	black & tan	1
#189	black facepaint	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#694	black greaves	1
#695	black helmet	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#577	black pepper	1
#1046	black pixel	1
#1464	black plastic oyster egg	2
#634	black pudding	1
#194	black sheepskin diploma	1
#667	black shield	1
#851	black snake skin	1
#813	black snowcone	1
#1902	black striped oyster egg	2
#727	black sword	1
#892	blackberry	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#1231	blue pixel	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1835	blue striped oyster egg	2
#205	blue-frosted astral cupcake	6
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#213	bone collar	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#621	borg sock monkey	2
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#1329	bottle of gin	1
#2232	bottle of goofballs	9
#1584	bottle of rum	1
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#1137	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#1053	box	1
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#1334	boxed wine	1
#455	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#247	brainy skull	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#302	brick of sand	4
#746	briefcase	1
#1268	broken skull	1
#433	bronze breastplate	2
#541	bronzed locust	1
#677	brown sugar cane	1
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#497	bubblewrap ore	2
#98	bubblewrap sword	1
#124	bubbly potion	148
#105	buckler buckle	6
#108	buffalo blade	1
#1102	bugbear beanie	1
#1109	bugbear bungguard	1
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#686	bum cheek	8
#578	bunch of square grapes	1
#707	bunny liver	3
#374	buoybottoms	1
#538	cactus fruit	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#98	can cannon	1
#243	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	2
#839	can of Red Minotaur	2
#210	can of black paint	1
#212	can of fake snow	2
#401	can of maces	2
#956	can of spinach	1
#164	can of starch	1
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#1141	candied kobold	1
#57	candied yam pinky ring	1
#1674	candied yams	4
#857	candy brain	1
#1860	candy cane	14
#715	candy stake	9
#533	cannonball charrrm	5
#587	canopic jar	1
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#529	carbonated soy milk	1
#635	carbonated water lily	1
#443	cardboard ore	3
#57	cardboard staff	1
#95	cardboard sword	1
#521	cardboard wakizashi	2
#38	carob cannon	2
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#873	casino pass	1
#1030	cast	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#529	cat appendix	3
#546	catgut	7
#216	catgut taco	1
#169	catsup	1
#690	centipede eggs	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#1705	chaos butterfly	1
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#253	chef's hat	48
#103	chef-in-the-box	4
#110	chef-skull-in-the-box	1
#664	cherry	1
#775	chewing gum on a string	1
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#508	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#116	chisel	1
#576	chloroform rag	1
#606	chocolate filthy lucre	2
#288	chocolate spurs	2
#672	chopsticks	2
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#321	chrome ore	17
#523	chrome sword	1
#234	chunk of rock salt	12
#59	clockwork chef-in-the-box	3
#43	clockwork detective skull	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#61	clockwork key	20
#134	clockwork maid	1
#27	clockwork maid head	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#67	clockwork thingamajig	2
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#57	clockwork widget	2
#969	cloudy potion	1
#652	clown shoes	2
#396	clown skin	13
#54	clown whip	3
#185	clown wig	1
#239	clownskin belt	1
#99	cocktail napkin	94
#1224	cocoa egg	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#576	coconut shell	39
#435	coffin lid	2
#39	cog	1,024
#247	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#623	cold ninja mask	2
#359	cold nuggets	1
#297	cold powder	1
#374	cold wad	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#566	communications windchimes	2
#483	computronic processing unit	6
#377	concentrated magicalness pill	4
#748	cool mushroom	1
#864	cool whip	1
#740	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#705	cornuthaum	2
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#1811	corpsetini	1
#362	costume sword	1
#135	cottage	3
#138	cracker	1
#1243	cranberries	1
#951	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#570	cream stout	1
#541	creamsicle	1
#93	crossbow string	5
#469	crowbarrr	3
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#919	cyborg doll	1
#286	cyborg stompin' boot	6
#585	dance card	1
#964	dark potion	1
#1292	dead guy's watch	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#810	decorative fountain	1
#93	demon buckler	1
#923	demon skin	1
#97	demon whip	1
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#1263	dense meat stack	1
#591	deodorant	1
#618	depantsing bomb	1
#766	desiccated apricot	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#177	diamond-studded fronts	1
#597	didgeridooka	1
#379	digital key lime pie	1
#209	dingy planks	1
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1628	disassembled clover	1
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#1849	disco ball	1
#1718	disco mask	1
#1025	disease	1
#819	disembodied brain	1
#787	disintegrating quill pen	1
#476	disintegrating sheet music	1
#677	displaced fish	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1853	disturbing fanfic	1
#356	dope wheels	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#931	draggin' ball hat	1
#782	dried face	1
#763	drum machine	1
#1140	dry noodles	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#1041	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1060	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1015	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#896	eXtreme mittens	1
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#856	eXtreme scarf	1
#5138	easter egg balloon	1
#947	effervescent potion	1
#2833	eggnog	1
#514	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	17
#666	empty meat tank	1
#544	enchanted barbell	1
#605	enchanted bean	1
#207	enchanted bean burrito	1
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#206	enchanted eyepatch	1
#541	energy drink IV	1
#734	enormous belt buckle	1
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#969	evil golden arch	1
#355	evil golden arches	1
#960	evil googly eye	3
#1508	evil teddy bear	5
#191	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
#471	extra-strength strongness elixir	1
#402	eye-pod	1
#226	eyedrops of the ermine	1
#1086	eyepatch	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
#531	fairy gravy boat	1
#761	fake blood	1
#291	false eyelashes	1
#470	fancy but probably evil chocolate	12
#211	fancy chocolate	12
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#1375	fat stacks of cash	1
#656	ferret bait	1
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#972	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#2032	filthy lucre	1
#527	filthy poultice	1
#880	fine wine	1
#1347	fire	2
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#529	fire poi	1
#610	fish-liver oil	1
#153	fishy fish casserole	1
#958	fizzy potion	1
#955	flaming crutch	1
#856	flaming feather	1
#696	flaming mushroom	2
#941	flaming talons	1
#619	flange	1
#905	flaregun	1
#445	flat dough	1
#790	flirtatious feather	1
#269	floral print shirt	1
#384	flowing hippy skirt	1
#861	flute of flat champagne	1
#496	foam noodle	1
#793	foolscap fool's cap	1
#99	football helmet	1
#368	forest tears	1
#323	frat brats	1
#777	frightful feather	1
#1093	frigid ninja stars	1
#428	frilly shirt	1
#826	frilly skirt	1
#811	frozen feather	1
#827	frozen mushroom	1
#731	frozen nunchaku	1
#236	fruit bowl	1
#3426	fruitcake	1
#782	funky dried mushroom	1
#541	furniture dolly	1
#1457	furry fur	1
#427	furry pants	1
#4736	fuzzy dice	1
#661	gas balloon	1
#614	gauze garter	1
#183	gauze shorts	1
#1922	ghost cucumber	1
#982	ghuol ears	1
#1350	ghuol egg	1
#556	ghuol egg quiche	1
#996	ghuol guolash	1
#257	ghuol-ear kabob	1
#99	giant book of ancient carols	1
#387	giant cactus quill	1
#1640	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1517	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#564	giant foam finger	1
#642	giant moxie weed	1
#1255	giant needle	1
#2536	giant pinky ring	1
#1108	gingerbread bugbear	18
#1070	gingerbread horror	6
#1335	gingerbread mutant bugbear	4
#896	glass of goat's milk	1
#1109	glowing red eye	1
#132	gnatloaf casserole	1
#747	gnatwing	1
#145	gnatwing earring	1
#736	gnauga hide	1
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#79	gnauga hide kilt	1
#48	gnauga hide skirt	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#769	gnoll lips	1
#788	gnoll teeth	1
#219	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
#821	goat beard	1
#846	goat cheese	1
#949	goat cheese pizza	1
#573	goatskin umbrella	1
#825	gob of wet hair	1
#395	gold lamé pants	1
#2776	golden ring	1
#94	goofily-plumed helmet	1
#2658	googly eye	1
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#784	gr8ps	1
#773	grapefruit	1
#828	grapes	1
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#428	grassy cutlass	1
#501	grave robbing shovel	1
#1109	green pixel	1
#81	green pixie spog	1
#489	green smoke bomb	1
#742	green snowcone	2
#325	green-frosted astral cupcake	3
#595	gremlin juice	1
#548	grog	1
#973	grouchy restless spirit	1
#5338	grue egg	1
#632	grumpy old man charrrm	1
#391	grungy bandana	1
#369	grungy flannel shirt	1
#533	guano coffee cup	1
#870	guitar pick	1
#655	hair spray	1
#88	hairy staff	1
#401	half-rotten brain	1
#374	halfberd	1
#2400	hamethyst	1
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#328	hamethyst necklace	1
#263	hamethyst ring	1
#5199	handful of confetti	1
#1282	handful of hand chalk	1
#626	handful of moss	1
#632	handful of sawdust	1
#463	handful of walnuts	1
#602	handsomeness potion	1
#647	happiness	1
#56	hardware upgrade	1
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#1194	heavy D	1
#454	heavy metal sonata	1
#541	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#861	hellion cube	1
#1877	helmet turtle	1
#892	hemp string	1
#385	henna face paint	1
#373	henna tattoo	1
#1103	herb brownies	2
#1743	herbal stuffing	3
#995	herbs	1
#605	hermit permit	1
#454	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	6
#967	hill of beans	1
#134	hippo skin buckler	1
#77	hippopotamus kilt	1
#125	hippopotamus pants	1
#320	hippy herbal tea	1
#550	hippy medical kit	1
#578	hippy protest button	1
#575	honey-dipped locust	1
#96	hot buttered roll	10
#684	hot date	1
#998	hot katana blade	1
#383	hot nuggets	1
#358	hot pink lipstick	1
#333	hot powder	1
#460	hot wad	1
#1287	hot wing	1
#606	huge spoon	1
#1025	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#729	hypodermic needle	1
#408	iGoogly	58
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Wow, that's 5,190 items total!

what items are this player missing?