| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #776 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 3 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #1274 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 9 |
| #264 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 9 |
| #386 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 3 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1417 | Crimbuck | 237 |
| #1650 | Crown of the Goblin King | 12 |
| #205 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 3 |
| #670 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 9 |
| #660 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #178 | Disco Banjo | 3 |
| #1133 | Drowsy Sword | 11 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #156 | Frosty's frosty mug | 11 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #367 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
| #377 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #323 | Hodgman's blanket | 4 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #320 | Instant Karma | 24 |
| #1110 | Iron Beta of Industry | 3 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #156 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 9 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #999 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #149 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 11 |
| #511 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #436 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 4 |
| #11 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #260 | antique hand mirror | 14 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #139 | bag of bones | 8 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1445 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #205 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 28 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #245 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #300 | canteen of wine | 87 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #269 | cheap elven gloves | 16 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #252 | chintzy noodle ring | 3 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #430 | chocolate cigar | 3 |
| #169 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 12 |
| #494 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 20 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #94 | crystallized memory | 3 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #259 | dusty Crimbo crate | 39 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #674 | elven limbos gingerbread | 19 |
| #841 | elven cellocello | 23 |
| #876 | elven moonshine | 9 |
| #349 | elven socks | 13 |
| #1245 | elven suicide capsule | 15 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #925 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #262 | extra-greasy slider | 9 |
| #83 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #529 | festive holiday hat | 8 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #66 | floaty inverse geode | 3 |
| #163 | floaty sand | 128 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #410 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 9 |
| #100 | ginormous pumpkin | 3 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #133 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 2 |
| #191 | gray bow tie | 33 |
| #2040 | grue egg | 11 |
| #748 | heart of the volcano | 8 |
| #1487 | herringcello | 11 |
| #453 | hobo nickel | 550 |
| #154 | irradiated candy cane | 22 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #220 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 10 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #413 | knuckle sandwich | 57 |
| #47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #744 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 3 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #289 | mushroom fermenting solution | 27 |
| #75 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #489 | night-vision goggles | 4 |
| #1518 | obsidian dagger | 9 |
| #185 | oozenog | 15 |
| #358 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 11 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1159 | pair of bolt cutters | 2 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #176 | patent leather shoes | 34 |
| #1585 | penguin focaccia bread | 8 |
| #155 | penguin thesaurus | 40 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #225 | pixel cross | 1 |
| #226 | pixel holy water | 1 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #49 | pixel stopwatch | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #202 | pixellated moneybag | 2 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #1065 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #761 | pork elf goodies sack | 7 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #204 | pulsing flesh | 14 |
| #868 | really dense meat stack | 6 |
| #164 | rigid carapace | 20 |
| #965 | sandwich of the gods | 7 |
| #880 | shiny ring | 26 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #152 | slimy alveolus | 4 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1315 | solid gold bowling ball | 8 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #10 | special sauce glove | 21 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #772 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #68 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 270 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #85 | throbbing rage gland | 4 |
| #1221 | throwing wrench | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #2208 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 8 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #522 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 4 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1407 | tiny plastic angry goat | 13 |
| #2242 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #890 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 20 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2237 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 8 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #241 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
| #2003 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 9 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #152 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 6 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2247 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #1524 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 12 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #636 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #2222 | tiny plastic grue | 8 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #1771 | tiny plastic killer bee | 10 |
| #895 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 20 |
| #995 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 18 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1628 | tiny plastic mosquito | 11 |
| #263 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 4 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #2854 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #835 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 21 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #1654 | tiny plastic stab bat | 11 |
| #1383 | tiny plastic star starfish | 13 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #318 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 3 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #432 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #817 | toy crazy train | 10 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #742 | toy mercenary | 9 |
| #812 | toy ray gun | 10 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #779 | tree-eating kite | 35 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #160 | twitching claw | 21 |
| #835 | unstable DNA | 51 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #723 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 12 |
| #391 | voodoo snuff | 3 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |