Museum :: Sjakie

Sjakie

Rank	Item	Quantity
#233	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	8
#500	1-ball	9
#645	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	6
#1050	2-ball	2
#456	3-ball	10
#618	30669 scroll	7
#711	33398 scroll	10
#592	334 scroll	5
#747	4-ball	4
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#361	5-ball	13
#603	6-ball	6
#394	668 scroll	1
#294	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	10
#718	7-ball	5
#647	8-ball	27
#626	9-ball	1
#1584	Angry Farmer candy	8
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#242	Atomic Comic	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#237	BGE merchandise order form	18
#2708	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	3
#611	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	3
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#608	Black No. 2	3
#52	Blatantly Canadian	206
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#1920	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#243	Boris's ring	7
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#1646	Boss Bat britches	5
#190	Bulky Buddy Box	14
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1163	CRIMBCO scrip	35
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#29	Chester's Aquarius medallion	2
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#1190	Cloaca grenade	6
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#648	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	4
#487	Cloaca-Cola helmet	5
#771	Cloaca-Cola shield	3
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#1364	Codpiece of the Goblin King	4
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#1483	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2696	Crimbuck	8
#2255	Crown of the Goblin King	7
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#341	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	23
#308	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	3
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#294	Dramatic™ range	4
#2267	Drowsy Sword	2
#1003	Dyspepsi grenade	8
#1859	Dyspepsi-Cola	3
#427	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	6
#630	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	4
#451	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	5
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#287	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	10
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#708	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	4
🥇	French slippers	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
🥈	General Assembly Module	3
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#552	Gnollish flyswatter	3
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#288	Gnollish pie tin	12
#321	Gnollish plunger	8
#594	Gnollish toolbox	2
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#99	Hell broth	3
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#471	Iiti Kitty phone charm	3
#350	Imp Ale	553
#347	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	2
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#432	Jarlsberg's earring	3
#312	Jolly Roger charrrm	11
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#515	Kissin' Cousins	2
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#723	Knob Goblin elite helm	3
#550	Knob Goblin elite pants	6
#567	Knob Goblin elite polearm	5
#529	Knob Goblin elite shirt	8
#1013	Knob Goblin firecracker	3
#505	Knob Goblin harem pants	6
#289	Knob Goblin harem veil	13
#749	Knob Goblin love potion	5
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#555	Knob Goblin perfume	3
#65	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	41
#914	Knob Goblin scimitar	2
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#672	Knob Goblin steroids	5
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#963	Knob Goblin tongs	2
#672	Knob Goblin visor	3
#648	Knob mushroom	3
#755	Knoll mushroom	5
#669	LED block	1
#3361	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	2
#1162	Mad Train wine	16
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#186	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	48
#808	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	12
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#1419	Mob Penguin cellular phone	6
#851	Mohawk wig	2
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#462	Mr. Joe's bangles	2
#1043	Mr. Mediocrebar	43
#313	Oil of Parrrlay	5
#26	Ol' Scratch's ash can	3
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#371	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	3
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#351	Orcish baseball cap	9
#361	Orcish cargo shorts	7
#405	Orcish frat-paddle	5
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#53	Oscus's pelt	2
#443	PADL Phone	7
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#427	Penultimate Fantasy chest	32
#476	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	2
#260	Pine-Fresh air freshener	12
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#9	Prelude of Precision	8
#214	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	5
#114	Ram's Face Lager	572
#1094	Rock Pops	40
#459	SPF 451 lip balm	4
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#176	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	8
#108	Snow Queen Crown	61
#572	Spam Witch sammich	33
#338	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	2
#555	Supernova Champagne	3
#324	Swabbie™ swab	6
#409	Tales from the Fireside	3
#1056	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	20
#659	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#395	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	4
#612	Travels with Jerry	2
#686	Trollhouse cookies	22
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#414	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	5
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#237	WA	1
#761	Wand of Nagamar	4
#875	Warm Subject gift certificate	6
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#1172	Yummy Tummy bean	128
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#615	abominable snowcone	13
#258	acid-squirting flower	14
#420	acoustic guitarrr	8
#652	adder bladder	3
#442	all-purpose cleaner	7
#407	alphabet gum	3
#1013	amulet of extreme plot significance	4
#529	ancient Magi-Wipes	4
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#582	ancient protein powder	2
#1652	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	4
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#1125	anniversary gift box	4
#847	annoying pitchfork	2
#302	anti-anti-antidote	9
#877	anticheese	2
#126	antique bottle of cough syrup	6
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#897	antique helmet	1
#279	antique record album	10
#125	archaeologing shovel	1
#343	armgun	4
#429	arrrgyle socks	5
#110	asbestos crossbow string	2
#446	asbestos ore	13
#73	asbestos stick	4
#478	asbestos sword	1
#64	asbestos sword hilt	6
#789	asparagus knife	3
#469	asshat	2
#1433	awful poetry journal	8
#1715	baconstone	3
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#4170	badass belt	8
#60	bag of Cheat-Os	339
#46	balaclava	26
#46	balaclava baklava	169
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#459	ballroom blintz	3
#144	bar skin	106
#822	barbed-wire fence	2
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#1025	barrrnacle	10
#153	barskin hat	4
#211	baseball	32
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#379	bat guano	27
#373	bat wing	33
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#431	batblade	5
#400	batgut	60
#1447	battered Crimbo Crate	2
#643	bed of coals	1
#533	beer bomb	20
#673	beer helmet	1
#296	beer lens	8
#430	beholed bedsheet	2
#85	bejeweled accordion strap	3
#619	bejeweled pledge pin	2
#377	big red clown nose	15
#252	big rock	4
#635	bilge wine	5
#314	bird rib	2
#1014	bit of clingfilm	3
#510	black eyedrops	1
#234	black forest ham	10
#694	black greaves	1
#390	black kettle drum	1
#610	black pension check	1
#1046	black pixel	1
#1131	black plastic oyster egg	3
#667	black shield	1
#734	black snake skin	2
#571	black sword	2
#530	blackberry	8
#786	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	8
#1298	blood flower	2
#346	bloody clown pants	15
#677	blue pixel	48
#315	blue pixel potion	2
#121	bone chips	167
#400	bone rattle	3
#613	booty chest charrrm	3
#279	bottle of Blank-Out	45
#371	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	12
#496	bottle of alcohol	3
#774	bottle of gin	10
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#530	bottle of rum	77
#336	bottle of sewage schnapps	15
#331	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#582	bottle of vodka	18
#842	bottle of whiskey	15
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#973	bowl of cottage cheese	3
#403	bowl of fishysoisse	2
#289	bowl of lucky charms	2
#337	box	37
#6714	box of sunshine	2
#1045	boxed wine	4
#450	briefcase	7
#701	brine	24
#364	broken skull	48
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#677	brown sugar cane	1
#448	bugbear beanie	11
#533	bugbear bungguard	8
#326	bullet-proof corduroys	10
#937	bum cheek	2
#578	bunch of square grapes	1
#288	buoybottoms	2
#801	can of Binarrrca	10
#1100	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#401	can of maces	2
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#1141	candied kobold	1
#2875	candied yams	1
#4784	candy cane	1
#1999	candy kneecapping stick	1
#745	cannonball charrrm	1
#394	canopic jar	8
#936	canteen of wine	20
#484	carbonated soy milk	2
#362	carbonated water lily	9
🥈	carbonite visor	1
#221	cardboard katana	2
#159	cardboard wakizashi	20
#625	carob chunks	2
#366	casino pass	8
#220	cast	119
#329	cat appendix	10
#375	catgut	16
#802	cement sandals	1
#690	centipede eggs	1
#952	chaos butterfly	46
#769	chef's hat	4
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#266	chewing gum on a string	54
#508	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#672	chopsticks	2
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#83	chrome crossbow string	3
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#871	chrome ore	2
#283	chrome staff	2
#61	chrome stick	5
#65	chrome sword hilt	4
#662	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#817	cloudy potion	3
#798	clown shoes	1
#722	clown skin	2
#495	cocktail napkin	3
#618	cocoa eggshell fragment	45
#1284	coconut shell	1
#435	coffin lid	2
#471	cog	50
#248	cold hi mein	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#239	colorful plastic ball	150
#524	communications windchimes	3
#52	concentrated garbage juice	12
#377	concentrated magicalness pill	4
🥉	control crystal	1
#469	cool mushroom	4
#653	cool whip	2
#317	corn holder	3
#568	corncob pipe	1
#705	cornuthaum	2
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#537	cranberries	31
#104	crazy little Turkish delight	308
#330	cream stout	7
#462	creamsicle	2
#187	crowbarrr	13
#27	crumpled felt fedora	1
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#1245	cyborg stompin' boot	2
#286	dance card	6
#664	dark potion	7
#663	dead guy's watch	6
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#239	decaying goldfish liver	28
#693	decorative fountain	2
#174	dehydrated caviar	37
#385	deluxe fax machine	1
#155	demon skin	110
#375	denim axe	1
#1069	dense meat stack	3
#240	deodorant	12
#618	depantsing bomb	1
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#191	desiccated apricot	52
#265	diamond-studded cane	25
#463	didgeridooka	3
#1096	dill	15
#567	dirty hobo gloves	19
#983	disassembled clover	15
#39	disbelief suspenders	70
#698	disco ball	33
#703	disco mask	27
#418	disease	23
#135	disintegrating quill pen	89
#596	displaced fish	2
#923	distilled fortified wine	2
#449	distressed denim pants	3
#1032	disturbing fanfic	31
#454	divine blowout	4
#475	divine can of silly string	3
#446	divine champagne popper	1
#503	divine noisemaker	2
#611	drab sonata	3
#438	draggin' ball hat	12
#181	dried face	23
#983	dry noodles	4
#831	drywall axe	12
#1923	duct tape	3
#407	dungeoneer's dungarees	2
#1315	dusty Crimbo crate	2
#883	dusty bottle of Merlot	3
#1030	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#833	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	4
#737	dusty bottle of Port	7
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#312	eXtreme mittens	12
#379	eXtreme scarf	7
#3661	easter egg balloon	3
#228	eggbeater	2
#1812	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#1842	elven cellocello	7
#1775	elven suicide capsule	5
#551	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	15
#265	empty meat tank	12
#544	enchanted barbell	1
#322	enchanted bean	7
#64	enchanted brass knuckles	3
#541	energy drink IV	1
#238	enormous belt buckle	14
#367	enormous hoop earring	2
#108	evil golden arch	124
#886	evil teddy bear	12
#406	exploding hacky-sack	1
#589	extra-greasy slider	2
#15	eye of newt	1,912
#453	eyepatch	12
#416	f3d0r4	13
#1944	facsimile dictionary	1
#761	fake blood	1
#189	fancy bath salts	100
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#475	fat stacks of cash	15
#901	felt	10
#671	fetid feather	2
#360	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	3
#439	filth-encrusted futon	2
#391	filthy corduroys	14
#94	filthy hippy poncho	7
#369	filthy knitted dread sack	14
#602	filthy pestle	1
#351	filthy poultice	8
#880	fine wine	1
#1764	fire	1
#385	fire poi	3
#526	fish-liver oil	3
#958	fizzy potion	1
#258	flamin' bindle	3
#234	flaming crutch	31
#636	flaming feather	5
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#488	flaming talons	10
#196	flange	15
#327	flaregun	39
#275	floaty pebbles	2
#569	floaty sand	16
#256	flute of flat champagne	36
#632	foolscap fool's cap	2
#97	foon	4
#171	forest tears	5
#118	fossilized baboon skull	6
#247	fossilized bat skull	2
#227	fossilized demon skull	2
#213	fossilized limb	51
#251	fossilized serpent skull	3
#142	fossilized spider skull	4
#201	fossilized spike	22
#131	fossilized spine	15
#288	fossilized torso	19
#253	fossilized wing	15
#225	fossilized wyrm skull	3
#235	frayed rope belt	6
#234	freezin' bindle	3
#190	fricasseed brains	7
#562	frigid air mattress	1
#1093	frigid ninja stars	1
#428	frilly shirt	1
#605	frilly skirt	3
#89	frozen Mob Penguin	32
#604	frozen banquet	2
#731	frozen nunchaku	1
#236	fruit bowl	1
#782	funky dried mushroom	1
#998	furry fur	13
#207	furry pants	3
#3220	fuzzy dice	2
#94	ga-ga radio	62
#662	gas balloon	1
#383	gator skin	11
#529	gauze garter	3
#1282	ghost cucumber	14
#289	ghuol ears	55
#410	ghuol egg	40
#569	ghuol guolash	9
#1641	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#1169	giant discarded plastic fork	6
#1517	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#642	giant moxie weed	1
#905	giant needle	7
#1593	giant pinky ring	5
#3940	gingerbread bugbear	1
#1070	gingerbread horror	6
#938	gingerbread mutant bugbear	5
#352	glass of goat's milk	26
#82	glimmering roc feather	3
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#674	glowing red eye	9
#302	gnatwing	15
#660	gnauga hide	2
#371	gnoll lips	9
#508	gnoll teeth	5
#393	goat beard	11
#430	goat cheese pizza	13
#355	goatskin umbrella	3
#190	gob of wet hair	132
#395	gold lamé pants	1
#692	golden ring	40
#1547	googly eye	5
#492	goth kid t-shirt	7
#498	gr8ps	5
#773	grapefruit	1
#559	grapes	6
#428	grassy cutlass	1
#301	grave robbing shovel	4
#839	gray bow tie	6
#366	green pixel	136
#239	green pixel potion	3
#595	gremlin juice	1
#603	grouchy restless spirit	8
#2348	grue egg	9
#633	grumpy old man charrrm	1
#391	grungy bandana	1
#369	grungy flannel shirt	1
#392	guitar pick	7
#501	hair spray	4
#401	half-rotten brain	1
#1451	hamethyst	4
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#183	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
#4481	handful of confetti	2
#305	handful of hand chalk	106
#450	handful of moss	4
#396	handful of numbers	1
#823	handful of sand	2
#426	handful of sawdust	6
#647	happiness	1
#405	harem girl t-shirt	2
#2507	heart necklace	2
#714	heavy D	26
#110	hellion cube	93
#769	helmet turtle	34
#468	hemp string	12
#204	henna tattoo	4
#2084	herbal stuffing	2
#550	herbs	16
#369	hermit permit	6
#1766	herringcello	5
🥈	hi-density nylocite leg armor	1
#689	hill of beans	8
#125	hippopotamus pants	1
#355	hippopotamus skin	2
🥉	hobo code binder	1
#830	hobo nickel	105
#492	honey-dipped locust	2
#354	hors d'oeuvre tray	2
#258	hot buttered roll	1
#588	hot date	2
#167	hot katana blade	118
#267	hot wing	303
#192	hovering sombrero	2
#409	huge spoon	3
#263	hypodermic needle	6
#647	iGoogly	25
#1089	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	21
#959	ice-cold Willer	17
#564	ice-cold fotie	25
#615	ice-cold six-pack	9
#615	icy katana hilt	1
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#1919	immense cyborg hand	2
#85	infernal fife	30
#148	infernal insoles	26
#131	inkwell	68
#83	insanely spicy bean burrito	238
#232	invisible bag	4
#1061	iron pasta spoon	2
#2407	irradiated candy cane	2
#32	jack flapper	70
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#1453	jawbruiser	2
#364	jewelry-making pliers	1
#41	jingle bell	1
#543	jug-o-magicalness	1
#208	jumbo olive	11
#506	keg shield	1
#722	ketchup hound	2
🥈	kevlateflocite helmet	1
#131	kickback cookbook	5
#1537	killing feather	31
#861	knuckle sandwich	17
#55	ladle of mystery	3
🥈	laser cannon	1
🥈	laser targeting chip	1
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#1166	lavender candy heart	1
#556	lead necklace	12
#29	leaflet	111
#452	leather chaps	4
#204	leather mask	31
#639	leathery bat skin	3
#553	leathery cat skin	7
#587	leathery rat skin	1
#237	leftovers of indeterminate origin	10
#375	lemon	111
#1151	length of string	7
#222	leotarrrd	10
#412	leprechaun hatchling	1
#608	lewd playing card	3
#1829	licorice garrote	1
#420	lihc eye	30
#340	lihc face	14
#299	lime	39
#645	line	30
#53	linoleum crossbow string	4
#709	linoleum ore	3
#225	linoleum staff	3
#64	linoleum stick	3
#266	linoleum sword	3
#33	linoleum sword hilt	6
#326	lion oil	1
#1206	little paper umbrella	2
#481	long pork	1
#609	long skinny balloon	6
#518	loose teeth	83
#38	los chinos	34
#136	lotion of spookiness	6
#570	lovecat tail	1
#447	lowercase N	17
#375	lucky bottlecap	3
#1204	lucky rabbit's foot	4
#2077	mafia aria	1
#700	magical ice cubes	18
#450	magical mystery juice	10
#539	magicalness-in-a-can	3
#553	maiden wig	2
#99	mandarina colada	9
#277	many-eyed glasses	6
#66	maple syrup	203
#396	mariachi pants	40
#498	meat engine	1
#549	meat from yesterday	2
#600	meat paste	19
#490	meat vortex	53
#526	megatofu	3
#391	mesh cap	5
#828	metallic A	10
#663	milky potion	7
#303	miner's helmet	10
#259	miner's pants	11
#108	misfit dolly	1
#467	mojo filter	1
#588	molotov cocktail cocktail	1
#152	monster bait	1
#145	moxie magnet	1
#282	moxie weed	82
#321	mullet wig	4
#616	mummy costume	9
#633	mummy wrapping	7
#3705	nanite-infested candy cane	1
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#87	sticky meat kilt	1
#111	sticky meat pants	1
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#392	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	11
#279	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	14
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#377	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	18
#390	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	17
#371	tiny plastic Hellion	18
#475	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	15
#569	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	8
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#346	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	19
#378	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	18
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#295	tiny plastic Protagonist	22
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#364	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	19
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#400	tiny plastic astronomer	17
#387	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	40
#452	tiny plastic barrrnacle	35
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#275	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	13
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#280	tiny plastic coffee pixie	50
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#402	tiny plastic cubist bull	17
#344	tiny plastic demoninja	19
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#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#468	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	15
#379	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	18
#346	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	19
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#337	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	19
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#280	tiny plastic goth giant	22
#389	tiny plastic grue	39
#487	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	14
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#426	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	37
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#385	tiny plastic mosquito	40
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#461	tiny plastic ninja snowman	16
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#296	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	51
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#386	tiny plastic warwelf	17
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#180	tube of hair oil	2
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#268	twinkly nuggets	31
#239	twinkly powder	21
#625	twitching claw	8
#185	ultimate ultimate frisbee	3
#479	uncooked chorizo	5
#88	unearthed potsherd	50
#548	unidentified jerky	6
#442	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	5
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#122	volcanic ash	63
#896	vorpal blade	1
#553	wad of dough	46
#521	wad of tofu	4
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#778	water pipe bomb	8
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#563	worthless trinket	3
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#207	wussiness potion	92
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#1183	yellow candy heart	2
#308	yeti fur	603
#478	yohohoyo	2

Wow, that's 23,558 items total!

what items are this player missing?