| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
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| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
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| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
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| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #290 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
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| #72 | Cherrytastrophe wine cooler | 1 |
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| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
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| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
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| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #492 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #322 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
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| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
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| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
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| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
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| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #250 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
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| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
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| #231 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
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| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
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| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
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| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
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| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
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| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #121 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
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| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
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| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
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| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #194 | Ye Olde Meade | 1 |
| #500 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
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| #724 | black sword | 1 |
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| #940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
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| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
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| #83 | blue suede shoes | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
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| #170 | book of matches | 1 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
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| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
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| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
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| #93 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
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| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #579 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
| #225 | bus pass | 1 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #540 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
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| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
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| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
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| #662 | cherry | 1 |
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| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #575 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #715 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #151 | cigar box turtle | 1 |
| #154 | cigarette lighter | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #564 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #138 | cracker | 1 |
| #950 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #567 | cream stout | 1 |
| #538 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #199 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #454 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
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| #82 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #480 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #679 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #68 | expensive champagne | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #530 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
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| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #37 | fin-bit wax | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #364 | forest tears | 1 |
| #776 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
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| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
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| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
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| #180 | giant jar of protein powder | 1 |
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| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
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| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #809 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #164 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #249 | glass of herbal tequila | 1 |
| #272 | glittery mascara | 1 |
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| #197 | glowing fungus | 1 |
| #771 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #948 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #184 | gold crown | 1 |
| #391 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
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| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #275 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #196 | gummi turtle | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #26 | half-height unicycle | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #109 | handful of Smithereens | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #209 | helmet recipe | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #277 | ice stein | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #35 | imitation whetstone | 1 |
| #140 | incredible pizza | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #668 | inkwell | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #168 | irradiated turtle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1294 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #242 | jive turkey leg | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #374 | kiwi | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #455 | leaflet | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #270 | library card | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #232 | lotion of coldness | 1 |
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| #563 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #383 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #478 | margarita | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #35 | metrognome | 1 |
| #146 | miniature boiler | 1 |
| #185 | minin' dynamite | 1 |
| #51 | mint-condition magic wand | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #731 | mood ring | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #135 | moose thought | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #963 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #144 | musk turtle | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #255 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #212 | open sauce | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #191 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #70 | overclocked avian microprocessor | 1 |
| #202 | overcookie | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #928 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #158 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #469 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #397 | perl necklace | 1 |
| #736 | personal massager | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #787 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #544 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #289 | philosopher's scone | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1098 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #119 | pirate brochure | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #109 | plaid swatch | 1 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #265 | plum | 1 |
| #130 | pocket ace | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #157 | portable table | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #692 | poutine | 1 |
| #848 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #154 | premium malt liquor | 1 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #146 | programmable turtle | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
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| #64 | radioactive chew toy | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #100 | raspberry beret | 1 |
| #175 | rattler rattle | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #160 | red box | 1 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #118 | red letter | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #139 | red rum | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #179 | returned Thinknerd package | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #822 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #641 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #349 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #335 | sangria | 1 |
| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
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| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #397 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #125 | short writ of habeas corpus | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #49 | six-armed sweater | 1 |
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