Museum :: kidMissile

kidMissile

Rank	Item	Quantity
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1438	1-ball	1
#14	100-Watt bulb	11
#1457	3-ball	1
#223	30669 scroll	48
#430	33398 scroll	37
#387	334 scroll	13
#1113	4-ball	2
#195	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
#1077	5-ball	2
#785	6-ball	4
#91	64067 scroll	8
#219	668 scroll	5
#1116	7-ball	2
#1225	8-ball	8
#183	ASCII shirt	12
#625	Amulet of Yendor	28
#146	Ancient Saucehelm	11
#564	Angry Farmer candy	120
#118	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	11
#171	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#745	BGE merchandise order form	3
#278	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	36
#264	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	9
#137	Bash-Ōs boxtop	8
#20	Bash-Ōs cereal	100
#183	Bit O' Ectoplasm	13
#98	Bjorn's Hammer	4
#371	Blackfly Chardonnay	8
#362	Blatantly Canadian	6
#152	Bonerdagon necklace	59
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#194	Boris's ring	9
#416	Boss Bat bling	8
#222	Boss Bat britches	58
#1568	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	2
#39	Brimstone Beret	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#49	Cerebral Culottes	3
#629	Cloaca grenade	22
#373	Cloaca-Cola	100
#496	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	7
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#104	Codpiece of the Goblin King	50
#325	Colander of Em-er'il	7
#864	Cold Hots candy	3
#129	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	5
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#673	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	3
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1003	Corpse Island iced tea	4
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#565	Crown of the Goblin King	45
#368	Daffy Taffy	91
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#347	Disco 'Fro Pick	8
#36	Disco Banjo	15
#220	Doc's Miracle Cure	6
#97	Dolphin King's crown	41
#109	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	32
#665	Drowsy Sword	26
#569	Dyspepsi grenade	22
#1078	Dyspepsi-Cola	33
#448	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	7
#999	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#196	El Sombrero De Lopez	11
#13	El Vibrato Megadrone	2
#60	El Vibrato drone	2
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#162	El Vibrato power sphere	8
#29	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	15
#13	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	27
#98	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	4
#82	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	5
#70	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	6
#104	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	3
#22	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	30
#27	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	24
#88	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	8
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#331	Elder Turtle Shell	7
#329	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	8
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#153	Ent cider	99
#34	Everlasting Deckswabber	42
#208	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	61
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#406	Frat Army FGF	3
🥇	French slippers	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#126	Genalen™ Bottle	30
#478	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	5
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#522	Goodfella contract	31
#215	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#105	Gummi-Gnauga	42
#94	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	40
#53	Hatorade	10
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#287	Hell ramen	11
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#515	Hippy Army MPE	2
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#471	Iiti Kitty phone charm	3
#1205	Instant Karma	1
#552	Iron Beta of Industry	12
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#171	Jolly Roger charrrm	28
#324	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	6
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#28	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	3
#26	Kevlar balloon	12
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#228	Knob Goblin elite shirt	37
#72	Knob Goblin learning pill	11
#407	Knob Goblin love potion	25
#152	Knob Goblin lunchbox	11
#135	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	11
#831	Knob Goblin steroids	2
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#103	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	2
#140	Knob mushroom	103
#343	Knob pasty	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#322	Knoll mushroom	32
#178	Knoll shroomkabob	9
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#983	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	26
#724	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	9
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#1200	M-242	1
#138	Mace of the Tortoise	4
#711	Mad Train wine	85
#308	Mae West	1
#63	Mae West with a fly in it	6
#195	Manetwich	4
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#207	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	18
#61	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#153	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	62
#498	Meleegra™ pills	15
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#428	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	94
#623	Mob Penguin cellular phone	28
#272	Mob Penguin protection contract	12
#40	Mr. Balloon	3
#23	Mr. Eh?	1
#210	Mr. Mediocrebar	262
#28	Mylar balloon	22
#158	ND	1
#269	NG	3
#287	Neuromancer	1
#690	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	6
#121	Now and Earlier	49
#383	Oil of Parrrlay	3
#612	PADL Phone	1
#1002	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	6
#146	Pasta Spoon of Peril	2
#456	Penultimate Fantasy chest	26
#173	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	9
#628	Pine-Fresh air freshener	2
#114	Raggedy Hippy doll	3
#439	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	5
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#195	Rock Pops	241
#40	Rock and Roll Legend	46
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#202	Scalp of Gorgolok	11
#129	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
#238	Senior Mints	33
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#412	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	3
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#138	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	1
#747	Spam Witch sammich	11
#493	Spooky Surprise Egg	19
#265	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	3
#471	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	11
#191	Steal This Candy	11
#220	Sugar Cog	11
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#508	Supernova Champagne	4
#306	Swabbie™ swab	7
#329	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	173
#326	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	4
#246	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	14
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#255	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	14
#34	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	1
#972	Trollhouse cookies	7
#295	Tuesday's ruby	7
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#240	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	13
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#198	Valentine	180
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#68	Venus flytrap	6
#237	WA	1
#60	Wand of Nagamar	87
#739	Warm Subject gift certificate	15
#59	White Citadel fries	45
#106	White Hyborian	1
#964	Wint-O-Fresh mint	9
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#1149	Yellow Moon of Compassion	2
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#267	Yummy Tummy bean	786
#719	abominable snowcone	10
#503	accidental cider	1
#184	acid-squirting flower	25
#210	acoustic guitarrr	19
#442	all-purpose cleaner	7
#24	all-purpose flower	11
#67	alpha-mail pants	2
#329	amulet of extreme plot significance	45
#600	ancient Magi-Wipes	2
#522	ancient frozen dinner	2
#311	ancient protein powder	12
#342	ancient spice	5
#423	ancient vinyl coin purse	5
#25	angel-food cake	3
#103	anniversary balloon	12
#633	anniversary gift box	6
#682	annoying pitchfork	3
#535	ant agonist	2
#185	ant hoe	2
#284	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#252	anti-anti-antidote	11
#877	anticheese	2
#24	apathetic lizardman doll	11
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#167	arrrgyle socks	17
#328	asbestos apron	2
#262	asbestos staff	2
#478	asbestos sword	1
#769	aspirin	1
#643	asshat	1
#569	astral mushroom	11
#17	augmented El Vibrato drone	1
#361	awful poetry journal	347
#107	baby cuddlefish	2
#531	baby killer bee	18
#42	babycakes	11
#16	baconstone bracelet	33
#85	baconstone earring	2
#217	baconstone pendant	2
#132	bad penguin egg	1
#504	badass belt	90
#829	bag of Cheat-Os	2
#527	bag of airline peanuts	56
#191	bag of lard	6
#294	balaclava	2
#372	balaclava baklava	6
#140	balloon monkey	12
#312	balloon sword	1
#655	banana peel	1
#45	banjo strings	16
#426	barbed-wire fence	10
#148	bargain flash powder	6
#339	barrrnacle	46
#458	baseball	8
#52	basic meat skirt	2
#66	bat-ass leather jacket	4
#1291	battered Crimbo Crate	3
#71	beach glass necklace	11
#860	beer bomb	3
#183	beer lens	16
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#524	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#242	bellhop bell	1
#249	big bad voodoo mask	2
#377	bird rib	1
#93	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
#1496	bit of clingfilm	1
#202	bit-o-cactus	21
#589	black & tan	1
#538	black candy heart	10
#403	black forest cake	5
#53	black forest ham	130
#132	black lotus	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#66	black pepper	100
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#1001	black polka-dot oyster egg	4
#425	black pudding	4
#257	black snowcone	14
#349	black spot	2
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#269	black velvet box	1
#802	black-and-blue light	5
#484	blood flower	14
#56	blood of the Wereseal	40
#318	blood-faced volleyball	1
#391	blue glowstick	4
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#315	blue pixel potion	2
#768	blue plasma ball	7
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#1242	blue polka-dot oyster egg	3
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#484	blue snowcone	11
#513	blue striped oyster egg	9
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#22	blue velvet cake	11
#222	blundarrrbus	2
#488	bone rattle	2
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#380	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	11
#29	bottle of Pete's Sake	42
#463	bottle of Pinot Renoir	2
#407	bottle of alcohol	5
#244	bottle of black cat tonic	2
#347	bottle of cooking sherry	3
#1336	bottle of goofballs	18
#679	bottle of popskull	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#95	bottled green pixie	1
#205	bottled inspiration	3
#82	bow	5
#289	bowl of lucky charms	2
#174	box	93
#2042	box of sunshine	65
#56	box-in-the-box	2
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#1190	boxed wine	2
#296	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	5
#247	brainy skull	1
#174	brass stinger	3
#1190	brick	21
#436	brick of sand	1
#427	briefcase	8
#467	brine	42
#128	briny vinegar	1
#26	broken El Vibrato drone	1
#195	broken cellular phone	25
#354	bronze breastplate	3
#541	bronzed locust	1
#373	brown sugar cane	9
#381	bubblewrap ore	4
#578	bunch of square grapes	1
#82	burnt flower	280
#177	cactus fruit	14
#185	calavera concertina	1
#45	calle de miel with a fly in it	8
#1325	can of Binarrrca	4
#1100	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#385	can of Swiller	4
#956	can of spinach	1
#1464	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	5
#1964	candied yams	3
#308	candy brain	11
#532	candy cane	69
#3108	candy stake	2
#529	carbonated soy milk	1
#507	cardboard ore	2
#95	cardboard sword	1
#873	casino pass	1
#707	cast	9
#153	catgut taco	2
#359	centipede eggs	7
#483	chaos butterfly	304
#957	cheap plastic bottle opener	6
#702	cheap studded belt	6
#319	cheap toaster	7
#57	cheap wind-up clock	29
#368	cherry	8
#462	chewing gum on a string	12
#37	chintzy disco ball pendant	37
#344	chloroform rag	6
#288	chocolate filthy lucre	14
#288	chocolate spurs	2
#73	chocolate-frosted king cake	23
#273	chopsticks	17
#107	chorizo brownies	23
#309	chorizo taco	12
#189	chrome crossbow	4
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#283	chrome staff	2
#178	chrome sword	5
#230	chunk of rock salt	13
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#72	clockwork claws	1
#58	clockwork clockwise dome	1
#89	clockwork counterclockwise dome	1
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#43	clockwork detective skull	1
#72	clockwork doohickey	1
#33	clockwork endoskeleton	1
#57	clockwork handle	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#618	clockwork key	2
#101	clockwork pants	1
#54	clockwork rings	1
#40	clockwork rod	1
#53	clockwork shank	1
#93	clockwork sheet	1
#159	clockwork sphere	1
#65	clockwork spine	1
#46	clockwork staff	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#97	clockwork thingamajig	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#86	clockwork widget	1
#815	clown hammer	29
#3274	club necklace	1
#495	cocktail napkin	3
#694	cocoa egg	9
#788	cog	11
#248	cold hi mein	1
#26	comfy blanket	1
#503	communications windchimes	4
#30	congratulatory cake	6
#262	cool mushroom	10
#113	cool mushroom casserole	2
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#522	corn holder	1
#1468	corpse on the beach	2
#854	corpsedriver	5
#1221	corpsetini	3
#37	cotton candy cocoon	2
#535	crazy little Turkish delight	11
#80	cream of pointy mushroom soup	3
#485	cream stout	2
#310	creamsicle	8
#166	crowbarrr	15
#327	cruelty-free wine	6
#459	cup of primitive beer	1
#399	cursed black pearl onion	2
#385	cursed bottle of black-label rum	2
#456	cursed dirty joke scroll	1
#248	cursed piece of thirteen	3
#259	cursed sea biscuit	5
#432	cursed voodoo skull	1
#479	cymbal syrup	8
#91	daisy	123
#464	dance card	2
#99	deactivated MicroMechaMech	2
🥈	deactivated RoboGoose	1
#572	dead guy's watch	8
#21	deadly nightshade	4
#810	decorative fountain	1
#789	defective skull	20
#444	dehydrated caviar	6
#391	delicious noodles	2
#327	delicious salad	184
#385	deluxe fax machine	1
#516	demon skin	11
#375	denim axe	1
#59	dental pliers	1
#379	depantsing bomb	6
#498	desiccated apricot	6
#154	detective skull	1
#22	devil's-food cake	4
#2467	diamond necklace	2
#682	diamond-studded cane	4
#379	digital key lime pie	1
#338	dill	111
#336	dire fudgesicle	3
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1330	disassembled clover	4
#316	disbelief suspenders	3
#11	disco ball	62,947
#28	disco mask	3,524
#107	disembodied brain	45
#107	disembodied smile	6
#344	dishrag	1
#397	disintegrating quill pen	12
#214	disintegrating sheet music	21
#225	disintegrating spiky collar	1
#438	displaced fish	6
#510	distilled fortified wine	5
#823	disturbing fanfic	59
#267	divine blowout	48
#327	divine can of silly string	22
#523	divine champagne flute	2
#330	divine champagne popper	7
#367	divine cracker	5
#341	divine noisemaker	17
#1640	doll house	1
#280	donkey flipbook	3
#29	dope wheels	63
#395	double daisy	1
#561	drab sonata	4
#32	dripping meat crossbow	3
#380	drum machine	10
#697	dry noodles	29
#161	drywall axe	82
#514	duct tape	66
#80	duct tape buckler	1
#108	duct tape shirt	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#186	duct tape wallet	5
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#87	dusty animal skull	1
#598	dusty bottle of Marsala	13
#343	dusty bottle of Merlot	53
#561	dusty bottle of Muscat	15
#313	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	60
#379	dusty bottle of Port	44
#469	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	22
#486	dwarf bread	8
#192	easter egg balloon	88
#87	eel sauce	1
#1690	eggnog	5
#458	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	22
#607	empty blowgun	2
#666	empty meat tank	1
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#206	enchanted eyepatch	1
#927	enchanted leopard-print barbell	6
#386	enchanted toothpick	3
#497	encoder ring	31
#328	ennui-flavored potato chips	130
#18	exotic orchid	12
#991	explosion-flavored chewing gum	19
#819	eye of newt	3
#402	eye-pod	1
#369	eyepatch	17
#806	f3d0r4	2
#733	facsimile dictionary	12
#139	fairy gravy boat	8
#761	fake blood	1
#944	fake fake vomit	25
#630	fake hand	42
#421	fake plastic grass	4
#291	false eyelashes	1
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#652	fancy bath salts	6
#229	fancy canapés	2
#633	fancy chocolate	5
#2007	felt	2
#68	fermenting powder	111
#489	ferret bait	6
#149	fertilized ghuol egg	3
#436	fetid feather	12
#113	fez of etymology	3
#251	filthy corduroys	33
#169	filthy hippy poncho	3
#259	filthy knitted dread sack	33
#275	filthy lucre	123
#25	fine wine	1,374
#1764	fire	1
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#500	flaming feather	12
#237	flaming glowsticks	2
#164	flaming mushroom	17
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#643	flaming talons	4
#488	flaregun	16
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#91	flat mushroom wine	2
#644	flavored foot massage oil	14
#399	flirtatious feather	12
#269	floral print shirt	1
#275	flower petal pie	1
#384	flowing hippy skirt	1
#472	flute of flat champagne	10
#701	foam dart	7
#496	foam noodle	1
#161	foie gras	11
#171	forest tears	5
#323	frat brats	1
#348	fricasseed brains	2
#446	frightful feather	12
#323	frigid mote	2
#196	frilly shirt	3
#605	frilly skirt	3
#473	frozen feather	12
#180	frozen mushroom	14
#304	fruitcake	74
#843	fudge lily	1
#149	full meat tank	1
#503	funky dried mushroom	8
#541	furniture dolly	1
#1300	furry fur	3
#178	furry pants	4
#20	furry skirt	13
#550	fuzzy dice	9
#323	gauze garter	23
#59	gauze shorts	3
#695	gearbox necklace	1
#275	ghost cucumber	150
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#857	ghuol egg	7
#556	ghuol egg quiche	1
#996	ghuol guolash	1
#596	giant discarded bottlecap	8
#179	giant discarded plastic fork	48
#285	giant discarded torn-up glove	16
#225	giant moxie weed	14
#1255	giant needle	1
#263	giant pinky ring	60
#132	gibson	1
#33	gilded lily	4
#3306	gingerbread bugbear	2
#485	glass of goat's milk	11
#302	gloomy black mushroom	11
#268	gloomy mushroom wine	2
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#20	glowing El Vibrato drone	1
#511	gnauga hide	6
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#88	gnauga hide whip	2
#769	gnoll lips	1
#219	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
#80	goat	26
#542	gob of wet hair	13
#167	golden twig	1
#1916	googly eye	3
#115	goth kid t-shirt	54
#12	gourd potion	7
#773	grapefruit	1
#116	grapes	111
#73	grass blade	2
#38	grass hat	4
#188	grass skirt	1
#205	green balloon	34
#557	green beer	22
#638	green candy heart	11
#296	green snowcone	59
#169	gremlin juice	13
#178	grinning turtle	1
#429	grouchy restless spirit	19
#55	grouper fangirl	1
#392	grue egg	65
#734	grue egg omelette	1
#219	grungy flannel shirt	3
#79	guano coffee cup	128
#327	guy made of bee pollen	9
#437	hair spray	7
#374	halfberd	1
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#198	hamethyst earring	1
#17	hamethyst necklace	28
#1463	handful of confetti	26
#1125	handful of hand chalk	3
#483	handful of moss	3
#205	handful of sand	100
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#81	vampire pearl	11
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#31	velvet choker	3
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#13	warm El Vibrato drone	1
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#476	yeti fur	228
#1076	yo-yo	16
#340	zombie pineal gland	13

Wow, that's 95,302 items total!

what items are this player missing?