Museum :: kidMissile

kidMissile

Rank	Item	Quantity
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1435	1-ball	1
#13	100-Watt bulb	11
#1453	3-ball	1
#223	30669 scroll	48
#430	33398 scroll	37
#386	334 scroll	13
#1111	4-ball	2
#196	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
#1073	5-ball	2
#782	6-ball	4
#91	64067 scroll	8
#218	668 scroll	5
#1114	7-ball	2
#1222	8-ball	8
#182	ASCII shirt	12
#626	Amulet of Yendor	28
#145	Ancient Saucehelm	11
#564	Angry Farmer candy	120
#117	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	11
#170	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#746	BGE merchandise order form	3
#278	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	36
#264	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	9
#137	Bash-Ōs boxtop	8
#20	Bash-Ōs cereal	100
#182	Bit O' Ectoplasm	13
#96	Bjorn's Hammer	4
#370	Blackfly Chardonnay	8
#362	Blatantly Canadian	6
#153	Bonerdagon necklace	59
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#194	Boris's ring	9
#415	Boss Bat bling	8
#221	Boss Bat britches	58
#1560	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	2
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#1222	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#785	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#311	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#49	Cerebral Culottes	3
#627	Cloaca grenade	22
#372	Cloaca-Cola	100
#495	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	7
#1485	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1425	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#610	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#105	Codpiece of the Goblin King	50
#322	Colander of Em-er'il	7
#861	Cold Hots candy	3
#128	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	5
#234	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#669	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	3
#479	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1001	Corpse Island iced tea	4
#110	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#562	Crown of the Goblin King	45
#367	Daffy Taffy	91
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#344	Disco 'Fro Pick	8
#36	Disco Banjo	15
#220	Doc's Miracle Cure	6
#96	Dolphin King's crown	41
#109	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	32
#666	Drowsy Sword	26
#567	Dyspepsi grenade	22
#1078	Dyspepsi-Cola	33
#448	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	7
#997	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#988	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#954	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#196	El Sombrero De Lopez	11
#13	El Vibrato Megadrone	2
#59	El Vibrato drone	2
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#159	El Vibrato power sphere	8
#29	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	15
#13	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	27
#96	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	4
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	5
#69	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	6
#103	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	3
#22	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	30
#27	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	24
#87	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	8
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#330	Elder Turtle Shell	7
#327	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	8
#496	Elfin shortbread	1
#467	Elmley shades	1
#153	Ent cider	99
#33	Everlasting Deckswabber	42
#208	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	61
#253	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#405	Frat Army FGF	3
🥇	French slippers	1
#605	Gaia beads	1
#125	Genalen™ Bottle	30
#479	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	5
#184	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#522	Goodfella contract	31
#214	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#103	Gummi-Gnauga	42
#94	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	40
#53	Hatorade	10
#250	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#288	Hell ramen	11
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#515	Hippy Army MPE	2
#94	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#468	Iiti Kitty phone charm	3
#1192	Instant Karma	1
#548	Iron Beta of Industry	12
#393	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#1281	Jocko Homo's head	1
#171	Jolly Roger charrrm	28
#323	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	6
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#28	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	3
#26	Kevlar balloon	12
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#227	Knob Goblin elite shirt	37
#72	Knob Goblin learning pill	11
#405	Knob Goblin love potion	25
#152	Knob Goblin lunchbox	11
#134	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	11
#829	Knob Goblin steroids	2
#887	Knob Goblin visor	1
#103	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	2
#138	Knob mushroom	103
#343	Knob pasty	1
#129	Knob shroomkabob	1
#135	Knob stir-fry	1
#322	Knoll mushroom	32
#178	Knoll shroomkabob	9
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#113	Libram of Love Songs	1
#523	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#978	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	26
#726	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	9
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#1199	M-242	1
#137	Mace of the Tortoise	4
#708	Mad Train wine	85
#304	Mae West	1
#62	Mae West with a fly in it	6
#194	Manetwich	4
#259	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#693	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#207	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	18
#63	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#130	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#151	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	62
#498	Meleegra™ pills	15
#1133	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#427	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	94
#622	Mob Penguin cellular phone	28
#272	Mob Penguin protection contract	12
#40	Mr. Balloon	3
#23	Mr. Eh?	1
#211	Mr. Mediocrebar	262
#28	Mylar balloon	22
#157	ND	1
#269	NG	3
#286	Neuromancer	1
#686	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	6
#120	Now and Earlier	49
#380	Oil of Parrrlay	3
#610	PADL Phone	1
#999	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	6
#146	Pasta Spoon of Peril	2
#457	Penultimate Fantasy chest	26
#171	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	9
#623	Pine-Fresh air freshener	2
#114	Raggedy Hippy doll	3
#439	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	5
#99	Ring of Fire	1
#196	Rock Pops	241
#40	Rock and Roll Legend	46
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#202	Scalp of Gorgolok	11
#130	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
#237	Senior Mints	33
#470	Sinful Desires	1
#613	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#412	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	3
#397	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#140	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	1
#746	Spam Witch sammich	11
#492	Spooky Surprise Egg	19
#264	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	3
#469	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	11
#190	Steal This Candy	11
#219	Sugar Cog	11
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#509	Supernova Champagne	4
#305	Swabbie™ swab	7
#328	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	173
#324	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	4
#246	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	14
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#253	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	14
#34	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	1
#972	Trollhouse cookies	7
#296	Tuesday's ruby	7
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#242	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	13
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#197	Valentine	180
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#68	Venus flytrap	6
#237	WA	1
#60	Wand of Nagamar	87
#738	Warm Subject gift certificate	15
#58	White Citadel fries	45
#104	White Hyborian	1
#963	Wint-O-Fresh mint	9
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#1144	Yellow Moon of Compassion	2
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#268	Yummy Tummy bean	786
#719	abominable snowcone	10
#500	accidental cider	1
#183	acid-squirting flower	25
#210	acoustic guitarrr	19
#442	all-purpose cleaner	7
#24	all-purpose flower	11
#67	alpha-mail pants	2
#329	amulet of extreme plot significance	45
#602	ancient Magi-Wipes	2
#521	ancient frozen dinner	2
#310	ancient protein powder	12
#342	ancient spice	5
#421	ancient vinyl coin purse	5
#25	angel-food cake	3
#102	anniversary balloon	12
#634	anniversary gift box	6
#681	annoying pitchfork	3
#534	ant agonist	2
#183	ant hoe	2
#281	ant rake	1
#257	ant sickle	1
#251	anti-anti-antidote	11
#878	anticheese	2
#24	apathetic lizardman doll	11
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#167	arrrgyle socks	17
#325	asbestos apron	2
#261	asbestos staff	2
#478	asbestos sword	1
#769	aspirin	1
#642	asshat	1
#571	astral mushroom	11
#17	augmented El Vibrato drone	1
#362	awful poetry journal	347
#104	baby cuddlefish	2
#529	baby killer bee	18
#42	babycakes	11
#16	baconstone bracelet	33
#85	baconstone earring	2
#216	baconstone pendant	2
#136	bad penguin egg	1
#504	badass belt	90
#829	bag of Cheat-Os	2
#527	bag of airline peanuts	56
#191	bag of lard	6
#294	balaclava	2
#368	balaclava baklava	6
#139	balloon monkey	12
#309	balloon sword	1
#654	banana peel	1
#45	banjo strings	16
#424	barbed-wire fence	10
#147	bargain flash powder	6
#340	barrrnacle	46
#456	baseball	8
#52	basic meat skirt	2
#66	bat-ass leather jacket	4
#1290	battered Crimbo Crate	3
#71	beach glass necklace	11
#857	beer bomb	3
#181	beer lens	16
#687	beholed bedsheet	1
#234	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#520	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#242	bellhop bell	1
#247	big bad voodoo mask	2
#380	bird rib	1
#92	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
#1500	bit of clingfilm	1
#200	bit-o-cactus	21
#589	black & tan	1
#539	black candy heart	10
#402	black forest cake	5
#53	black forest ham	130
#132	black lotus	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#66	black pepper	100
#2109	black plastic oyster egg	1
#1000	black polka-dot oyster egg	4
#422	black pudding	4
#258	black snowcone	14
#348	black spot	2
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#269	black velvet box	1
#802	black-and-blue light	5
#484	blood flower	14
#57	blood of the Wereseal	40
#314	blood-faced volleyball	1
#391	blue glowstick	4
#2553	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#316	blue pixel potion	2
#769	blue plasma ball	7
#2409	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#1243	blue polka-dot oyster egg	3
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#485	blue snowcone	11
#513	blue striped oyster egg	9
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#22	blue velvet cake	11
#223	blundarrrbus	2
#486	bone rattle	2
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#381	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	11
#29	bottle of Pete's Sake	42
#462	bottle of Pinot Renoir	2
#406	bottle of alcohol	5
#243	bottle of black cat tonic	2
#345	bottle of cooking sherry	3
#1332	bottle of goofballs	18
#679	bottle of popskull	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#94	bottled green pixie	1
#205	bottled inspiration	3
#82	bow	5
#289	bowl of lucky charms	2
#175	box	93
#2042	box of sunshine	65
#56	box-in-the-box	2
#181	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#1191	boxed wine	2
#295	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	5
#250	brainy skull	1
#174	brass stinger	3
#1188	brick	21
#436	brick of sand	1
#429	briefcase	8
#467	brine	42
#128	briny vinegar	1
#25	broken El Vibrato drone	1
#195	broken cellular phone	25
#353	bronze breastplate	3
#542	bronzed locust	1
#375	brown sugar cane	9
#379	bubblewrap ore	4
#579	bunch of square grapes	1
#82	burnt flower	280
#178	cactus fruit	14
#185	calavera concertina	1
#45	calle de miel with a fly in it	8
#1326	can of Binarrrca	4
#1101	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#383	can of Swiller	4
#956	can of spinach	1
#1461	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	5
#1965	candied yams	3
#306	candy brain	11
#531	candy cane	69
#3110	candy stake	2
#529	carbonated soy milk	1
#506	cardboard ore	2
#94	cardboard sword	1
#872	casino pass	1
#708	cast	9
#148	catgut taco	2
#357	centipede eggs	7
#482	chaos butterfly	304
#958	cheap plastic bottle opener	6
#702	cheap studded belt	6
#319	cheap toaster	7
#58	cheap wind-up clock	29
#365	cherry	8
#463	chewing gum on a string	12
#37	chintzy disco ball pendant	37
#344	chloroform rag	6
#289	chocolate filthy lucre	14
#288	chocolate spurs	2
#73	chocolate-frosted king cake	23
#272	chopsticks	17
#106	chorizo brownies	23
#306	chorizo taco	12
#189	chrome crossbow	4
#252	chrome helmet turtle	1
#283	chrome staff	2
#177	chrome sword	5
#229	chunk of rock salt	13
#30	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#72	clockwork claws	1
#58	clockwork clockwise dome	1
#89	clockwork counterclockwise dome	1
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#43	clockwork detective skull	1
#72	clockwork doohickey	1
#33	clockwork endoskeleton	1
#57	clockwork handle	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#618	clockwork key	2
#101	clockwork pants	1
#54	clockwork rings	1
#40	clockwork rod	1
#53	clockwork shank	1
#93	clockwork sheet	1
#159	clockwork sphere	1
#65	clockwork spine	1
#46	clockwork staff	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#97	clockwork thingamajig	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#86	clockwork widget	1
#817	clown hammer	29
#3271	club necklace	1
#494	cocktail napkin	3
#690	cocoa egg	9
#790	cog	11
#247	cold hi mein	1
#26	comfy blanket	1
#501	communications windchimes	4
#30	congratulatory cake	6
#260	cool mushroom	10
#111	cool mushroom casserole	2
#198	cool mushroom wine	1
#522	corn holder	1
#1465	corpse on the beach	2
#851	corpsedriver	5
#1218	corpsetini	3
#36	cotton candy cocoon	2
#535	crazy little Turkish delight	11
#79	cream of pointy mushroom soup	3
#483	cream stout	2
#309	creamsicle	8
#166	crowbarrr	15
#325	cruelty-free wine	6
#457	cup of primitive beer	1
#400	cursed black pearl onion	2
#384	cursed bottle of black-label rum	2
#454	cursed dirty joke scroll	1
#247	cursed piece of thirteen	3
#260	cursed sea biscuit	5
#431	cursed voodoo skull	1
#481	cymbal syrup	8
#91	daisy	123
#464	dance card	2
#98	deactivated MicroMechaMech	2
🥈	deactivated RoboGoose	1
#570	dead guy's watch	8
#21	deadly nightshade	4
#808	decorative fountain	1
#792	defective skull	20
#444	dehydrated caviar	6
#389	delicious noodles	2
#326	delicious salad	184
#385	deluxe fax machine	1
#516	demon skin	11
#374	denim axe	1
#58	dental pliers	1
#377	depantsing bomb	6
#496	desiccated apricot	6
#153	detective skull	1
#22	devil's-food cake	4
#2464	diamond necklace	2
#681	diamond-studded cane	4
#369	digital key lime pie	1
#338	dill	111
#333	dire fudgesicle	3
#1095	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1324	disassembled clover	4
#316	disbelief suspenders	3
#11	disco ball	62,947
#28	disco mask	3,524
#108	disembodied brain	45
#106	disembodied smile	6
#343	dishrag	1
#396	disintegrating quill pen	12
#214	disintegrating sheet music	21
#226	disintegrating spiky collar	1
#439	displaced fish	6
#508	distilled fortified wine	5
#823	disturbing fanfic	59
#267	divine blowout	48
#327	divine can of silly string	22
#522	divine champagne flute	2
#330	divine champagne popper	7
#368	divine cracker	5
#341	divine noisemaker	17
#1638	doll house	1
#281	donkey flipbook	3
#29	dope wheels	63
#395	double daisy	1
#560	drab sonata	4
#32	dripping meat crossbow	3
#381	drum machine	10
#690	dry noodles	29
#161	drywall axe	82
#515	duct tape	66
#81	duct tape buckler	1
#108	duct tape shirt	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#186	duct tape wallet	5
#551	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#87	dusty animal skull	1
#596	dusty bottle of Marsala	13
#342	dusty bottle of Merlot	53
#559	dusty bottle of Muscat	15
#312	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	60
#378	dusty bottle of Port	44
#466	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	22
#484	dwarf bread	8
#192	easter egg balloon	88
#87	eel sauce	1
#1692	eggnog	5
#454	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	22
#606	empty blowgun	2
#667	empty meat tank	1
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#204	enchanted eyepatch	1
#925	enchanted leopard-print barbell	6
#385	enchanted toothpick	3
#499	encoder ring	31
#328	ennui-flavored potato chips	130
#18	exotic orchid	12
#994	explosion-flavored chewing gum	19
#819	eye of newt	3
#401	eye-pod	1
#365	eyepatch	17
#806	f3d0r4	2
#733	facsimile dictionary	12
#139	fairy gravy boat	8
#761	fake blood	1
#947	fake fake vomit	25
#631	fake hand	42
#422	fake plastic grass	4
#291	false eyelashes	1
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#649	fancy bath salts	6
#229	fancy canapés	2
#633	fancy chocolate	5
#2008	felt	2
#66	fermenting powder	111
#488	ferret bait	6
#151	fertilized ghuol egg	3
#433	fetid feather	12
#113	fez of etymology	3
#250	filthy corduroys	33
#168	filthy hippy poncho	3
#258	filthy knitted dread sack	33
#275	filthy lucre	123
#24	fine wine	1,374
#1759	fire	1
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#500	flaming feather	12
#236	flaming glowsticks	2
#164	flaming mushroom	17
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#641	flaming talons	4
#486	flaregun	16
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#91	flat mushroom wine	2
#646	flavored foot massage oil	14
#398	flirtatious feather	12
#268	floral print shirt	1
#274	flower petal pie	1
#384	flowing hippy skirt	1
#470	flute of flat champagne	10
#702	foam dart	7
#494	foam noodle	1
#163	foie gras	11
#169	forest tears	5
#324	frat brats	1
#348	fricasseed brains	2
#443	frightful feather	12
#321	frigid mote	2
#195	frilly shirt	3
#605	frilly skirt	3
#472	frozen feather	12
#180	frozen mushroom	14
#303	fruitcake	74
#841	fudge lily	1
#149	full meat tank	1
#502	funky dried mushroom	8
#539	furniture dolly	1
#1302	furry fur	3
#176	furry pants	4
#20	furry skirt	13
#550	fuzzy dice	9
#324	gauze garter	23
#59	gauze shorts	3
#697	gearbox necklace	1
#275	ghost cucumber	150
#549	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#856	ghuol egg	7
#555	ghuol egg quiche	1
#995	ghuol guolash	1
#593	giant discarded bottlecap	8
#179	giant discarded plastic fork	48
#285	giant discarded torn-up glove	16
#224	giant moxie weed	14
#1256	giant needle	1
#261	giant pinky ring	60
#132	gibson	1
#33	gilded lily	4
#3302	gingerbread bugbear	2
#485	glass of goat's milk	11
#302	gloomy black mushroom	11
#268	gloomy mushroom wine	2
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#20	glowing El Vibrato drone	1
#512	gnauga hide	6
#153	gnauga hide buckler	1
#148	gnauga hide chaps	1
#88	gnauga hide whip	2
#771	gnoll lips	1
#218	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
#78	goat	26
#543	gob of wet hair	13
#167	golden twig	1
#1916	googly eye	3
#115	goth kid t-shirt	54
#12	gourd potion	7
#772	grapefruit	1
#114	grapes	111
#73	grass blade	2
#38	grass hat	4
#188	grass skirt	1
#205	green balloon	34
#558	green beer	22
#640	green candy heart	11
#299	green snowcone	59
#168	gremlin juice	13
#176	grinning turtle	1
#427	grouchy restless spirit	19
#53	grouper fangirl	1
#386	grue egg	65
#735	grue egg omelette	1
#218	grungy flannel shirt	3
#78	guano coffee cup	128
#324	guy made of bee pollen	9
#437	hair spray	7
#374	halfberd	1
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#197	hamethyst earring	1
#17	hamethyst necklace	28
#1457	handful of confetti	26
#1122	handful of hand chalk	3
#482	handful of moss	3
#205	handful of sand	100
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