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#773'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#14381-ball1
#14100-Watt bulb11
#14573-ball1
#22330669 scroll48
#43033398 scroll37
#387334 scroll13
#11134-ball2
#1955-Alarm Saucepan2
#10775-ball2
#7856-ball4
#9164067 scroll8
#219668 scroll5
#11167-ball2
#12258-ball8
#183ASCII shirt12
#625Amulet of Yendor28
#146Ancient Saucehelm11
#564Angry Farmer candy120
#118Angry Farmer's Wife Candy11
#171Ankh of Badahnkadh2
#745BGE merchandise order form3
#278Baron von Ratsworth's monocle36
#264Baron von Ratsworth's tophat9
#137Bash-Ōs boxtop8
#20Bash-Ōs cereal100
#183Bit O' Ectoplasm13
#98Bjorn's Hammer4
#371Blackfly Chardonnay8
#362Blatantly Canadian6
#152Bonerdagon necklace59
#342Boozehounds Anonymous token1
#194Boris's ring9
#416Boss Bat bling8
#222Boss Bat britches58
#1568Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air2
#39Brimstone Beret1
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#1224CRIMBCOIDS mints4
#786CRIMBCOLOAF5
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#49Cerebral Culottes3
#629Cloaca grenade22
#373Cloaca-Cola100
#496Cloaca-Cola c-rations7
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#104Codpiece of the Goblin King50
#325Colander of Em-er'il7
#864Cold Hots candy3
#129Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce5
#232Connery's Elixir of Audacity1
#673Copper Alpha of Sincerity3
#481Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket1
#1003Corpse Island iced tea4
#109Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.1
#565Crown of the Goblin King45
#368Daffy Taffy91
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#532Deactivated O. A. F.1
#347Disco 'Fro Pick8
#36Disco Banjo15
#220Doc's Miracle Cure6
#97Dolphin King's crown41
#109Dr. Hobo's scalpel32
#665Drowsy Sword26
#569Dyspepsi grenade22
#1078Dyspepsi-Cola33
#448Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations7
#999Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues2
#991Dyspepsi-Cola helmet2
#956Dyspepsi-Cola shield2
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#196El Sombrero De Lopez11
#13El Vibrato Megadrone2
#60El Vibrato drone2
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#162El Vibrato power sphere8
#29El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)15
#13El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)27
#98El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)4
#82El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)5
#70El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)6
#104El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)3
#22El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)30
#27El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)24
#88El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)8
#27El Vibrato translator1
#331Elder Turtle Shell7
#329Elf Farm Raffle ticket8
#498Elfin shortbread1
#470Elmley shades1
#153Ent cider99
#34Everlasting Deckswabber42
#208Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots61
#251Ferrigno's Elixir of Power1
#406Frat Army FGF3
🥇French slippers1
#607Gaia beads1
#126Genalen™ Bottle30
#478Glass Balls of the Goblin King5
#186Gnollish autoplunger1
#522Goodfella contract31
#215Grateful Undead T-shirt2
#105Gummi-Gnauga42
#94Happy Birthday, Claude! cake40
#53Hatorade10
#248Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance1
#287Hell ramen11
#109Himalayan Hidalgo sauce1
#515Hippy Army MPE2
#95Ice-Cold Beer Ring1
#471Iiti Kitty phone charm3
#1205Instant Karma1
#552Iron Beta of Industry12
#396Jarlsberg's key lime pie1
#1287Jocko Homo's head1
#171Jolly Roger charrrm28
#324Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet6
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#28Kentucky-fried meat crossbow3
#26Kevlar balloon12
#430Knob Goblin Uberpants1
#228Knob Goblin elite shirt37
#72Knob Goblin learning pill11
#407Knob Goblin love potion25
#152Knob Goblin lunchbox11
#135Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray11
#831Knob Goblin steroids2
#892Knob Goblin visor1
#103Knob Kitchen grab-bag2
#140Knob mushroom103
#343Knob pasty1
#130Knob shroomkabob1
#136Knob stir-fry1
#322Knoll mushroom32
#178Knoll shroomkabob9
#111Knoll stir-fry1
🥈LARP membership card1
🥇LWA ring1
#112Libram of Love Songs1
#525Lockenstock™ sandals1
#983Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet26
#724Loudmouth Larry Lamprey9
#723Lucky Surprise Egg1
#1200M-2421
#138Mace of the Tortoise4
#711Mad Train wine85
#308Mae West1
#63Mae West with a fly in it6
#195Manetwich4
#258Mariner's Friend cough drops1
#694Maxwell's Silver Hammer1
#207McMillicancuddy's Special Lager18
#61McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning1
#403Meat detector1
#131Meat maid1
#148Meat maid body1
#153Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs62
#498Meleegra™ pills15
#1134Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler1
#428Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub94
#623Mob Penguin cellular phone28
#272Mob Penguin protection contract12
#40Mr. Balloon3
#23Mr. Eh?1
#210Mr. Mediocrebar262
#28Mylar balloon22
#158ND1
#269NG3
#287Neuromancer1
#690Nickel Gamma of Frugality6
#121Now and Earlier49
#383Oil of Parrrlay3
#612PADL Phone1
#1002Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster6
#146Pasta Spoon of Peril2
#456Penultimate Fantasy chest26
#173Pick-O-Matic lockpicks9
#628Pine-Fresh air freshener2
#114Raggedy Hippy doll3
#439Retenez L'Herbe Paté5
#100Ring of Fire1
#195Rock Pops241
#40Rock and Roll Legend46
#963SPF 451 lip balm1
#202Scalp of Gorgolok11
#129Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome1
#238Senior Mints33
#471Sinful Desires1
#618Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags1
#412Sneaky Pete's breath spray3
#399Sneaky Pete's key lime pie1
#138Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts1
#747Spam Witch sammich11
#493Spooky Surprise Egg19
#265Spooky-Gro fertilizer3
#471St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket11
#191Steal This Candy11
#220Sugar Cog11
#172Super Magic Power Sword X1
#508Supernova Champagne4
#306Swabbie™ swab7
#329Tasty Fun Good rice candy173
#326The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones4
#246The Big Book of Pirate Insults14
#967The Joy of Wassailing1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#255Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste14
#34Tome of Snowcone Summoning1
#972Trollhouse cookies7
#295Tuesday's ruby7
🥇Uncle Crimbo's Sack1
#240Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix13
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#198Valentine180
#527Valentine's Day cake1
#68Venus flytrap6
#237WA1
#60Wand of Nagamar87
#739Warm Subject gift certificate15
#59White Citadel fries45
#106White Hyborian1
#964Wint-O-Fresh mint9
#349Ye Olde Navy Fleece1
#1149Yellow Moon of Compassion2
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#267Yummy Tummy bean786
#719abominable snowcone10
#503accidental cider1
#184acid-squirting flower25
#210acoustic guitarrr19
#442all-purpose cleaner7
#24all-purpose flower11
#67alpha-mail pants2
#329amulet of extreme plot significance45
#600ancient Magi-Wipes2
#522ancient frozen dinner2
#311ancient protein powder12
#342ancient spice5
#423ancient vinyl coin purse5
#25angel-food cake3
#103anniversary balloon12
#633anniversary gift box6
#682annoying pitchfork3
#535ant agonist2
#185ant hoe2
#284ant rake1
#260ant sickle1
#252anti-anti-antidote11
#877anticheese2
#24apathetic lizardman doll11
#538arrow'd heart balloon1
#167arrrgyle socks17
#328asbestos apron2
#262asbestos staff2
#478asbestos sword1
#769aspirin1
#643asshat1
#569astral mushroom11
#17augmented El Vibrato drone1
#361awful poetry journal347
#107baby cuddlefish2
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#42babycakes11
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#829bag of Cheat-Os2
#527bag of airline peanuts56
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#148bargain flash powder6
#339barrrnacle46
#458baseball8
#52basic meat skirt2
#66bat-ass leather jacket4
#1291battered Crimbo Crate3
#71beach glass necklace11
#860beer bomb3
#183beer lens16
#690beholed bedsheet1
#233bejeweled accordion strap1
#524bell-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#242bellhop bell1
#249big bad voodoo mask2
#377bird rib1
#93birthday party jellybean cheesecake1
#1496bit of clingfilm1
#202bit-o-cactus21
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#403black forest cake5
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#425black pudding4
#257black snowcone14
#349black spot2
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#269black velvet box1
#802black-and-blue light5
#484blood flower14
#56blood of the Wereseal40
#318blood-faced volleyball1
#391blue glowstick4
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#315blue pixel potion2
#768blue plasma ball7
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#1242blue polka-dot oyster egg3
🥈blue ribbon1
#484blue snowcone11
#513blue striped oyster egg9
🥈blue traffic cone1
#22blue velvet cake11
#222blundarrrbus2
#488bone rattle2
#392bottle of Calcutta Emerald1
#380bottle of Monsieur Bubble11
#29bottle of Pete's Sake42
#463bottle of Pinot Renoir2
#407bottle of alcohol5
#244bottle of black cat tonic2
#347bottle of cooking sherry3
#1336bottle of goofballs18
#679bottle of popskull1
#544bottle opener belt buckle1
#95bottled green pixie1
#205bottled inspiration3
#82bow5
#289bowl of lucky charms2
#174box93
#2042box of sunshine65
#56box-in-the-box2
#180box-in-the-box-in-the-box1
#1190boxed wine2
#296brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings5
#247brainy skull1
#174brass stinger3
#1190brick21
#436brick of sand1
#427briefcase8
#467brine42
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#26broken El Vibrato drone1
#195broken cellular phone25
#354bronze breastplate3
#541bronzed locust1
#373brown sugar cane9
#381bubblewrap ore4
#578bunch of square grapes1
#82burnt flower280
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#185calavera concertina1
#45calle de miel with a fly in it8
#1325can of Binarrrca4
#1100can of CRIMBCOLA4
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#385can of Swiller4
#956can of spinach1
#1464can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce5
#1964candied yams3
#308candy brain11
#532candy cane69
#3108candy stake2
#529carbonated soy milk1
#507cardboard ore2
#95cardboard sword1
#873casino pass1
#707cast9
#153catgut taco2
#359centipede eggs7
#483chaos butterfly304
#957cheap plastic bottle opener6
#702cheap studded belt6
#319cheap toaster7
#57cheap wind-up clock29
#368cherry8
#462chewing gum on a string12
#37chintzy disco ball pendant37
#344chloroform rag6
#288chocolate filthy lucre14
#288chocolate spurs2
#73chocolate-frosted king cake23
#273chopsticks17
#107chorizo brownies23
#309chorizo taco12
#189chrome crossbow4
#254chrome helmet turtle1
#283chrome staff2
#178chrome sword5
#230chunk of rock salt13
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#72clockwork claws1
#58clockwork clockwise dome1
#89clockwork counterclockwise dome1
#68clockwork crossbow1
#43clockwork detective skull1
#72clockwork doohickey1
#33clockwork endoskeleton1
#57clockwork handle1
#102clockwork hat1
#618clockwork key2
#101clockwork pants1
#54clockwork rings1
#40clockwork rod1
#53clockwork shank1
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#159clockwork sphere1
#65clockwork spine1
#46clockwork staff1
#70clockwork sword1
#97clockwork thingamajig1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#86clockwork widget1
#815clown hammer29
#3274club necklace1
#495cocktail napkin3
#694cocoa egg9
#788cog11
#248cold hi mein1
#26comfy blanket1
#503communications windchimes4
#30congratulatory cake6
#262cool mushroom10
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#522corn holder1
#1468corpse on the beach2
#854corpsedriver5
#1221corpsetini3
#37cotton candy cocoon2
#535crazy little Turkish delight11
#80cream of pointy mushroom soup3
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#432cursed voodoo skull1
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#91daisy123
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#99deactivated MicroMechaMech2
🥈deactivated RoboGoose1
#572dead guy's watch8
#21deadly nightshade4
#810decorative fountain1
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#444dehydrated caviar6
#391delicious noodles2
#327delicious salad184
#385deluxe fax machine1
#516demon skin11
#375denim axe1
#59dental pliers1
#379depantsing bomb6
#498desiccated apricot6
#154detective skull1
#22devil's-food cake4
#2467diamond necklace2
#682diamond-studded cane4
#379digital key lime pie1
#338dill111
#336dire fudgesicle3
#1096dirty hobo gloves1
#1330disassembled clover4
#316disbelief suspenders3
#11disco ball62,947
#28disco mask3,524
#107disembodied brain45
#107disembodied smile6
#344dishrag1
#397disintegrating quill pen12
#214disintegrating sheet music21
#225disintegrating spiky collar1
#438displaced fish6
#510distilled fortified wine5
#823disturbing fanfic59
#267divine blowout48
#327divine can of silly string22
#523divine champagne flute2
#330divine champagne popper7
#367divine cracker5
#341divine noisemaker17
#1640doll house1
#280donkey flipbook3
#29dope wheels63
#395double daisy1
#561drab sonata4
#32dripping meat crossbow3
#380drum machine10
#697dry noodles29
#161drywall axe82
#514duct tape66
#80duct tape buckler1
#108duct tape shirt1
#232duct tape sword1
#186duct tape wallet5
#554dungeoneer's dungarees1
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#598dusty bottle of Marsala13
#343dusty bottle of Merlot53
#561dusty bottle of Muscat15
#313dusty bottle of Pinot Noir60
#379dusty bottle of Port44
#469dusty bottle of Zinfandel22
#486dwarf bread8
#192easter egg balloon88
#87eel sauce1
#1690eggnog5
#458empty Cloaca-Cola bottle22
#607empty blowgun2
#666empty meat tank1
#184enchanted brass knuckles1
#206enchanted eyepatch1
#927enchanted leopard-print barbell6
#386enchanted toothpick3
#497encoder ring31
#328ennui-flavored potato chips130
#18exotic orchid12
#991explosion-flavored chewing gum19
#819eye of newt3
#402eye-pod1
#369eyepatch17
#806f3d0r42
#733facsimile dictionary12
#139fairy gravy boat8
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#944fake fake vomit25
#630fake hand42
#421fake plastic grass4
#291false eyelashes1
#124fancy ball mask1
#652fancy bath salts6
#229fancy canapés2
#633fancy chocolate5
#2007felt2
#68fermenting powder111
#489ferret bait6
#149fertilized ghuol egg3
#436fetid feather12
#113fez of etymology3
#251filthy corduroys33
#169filthy hippy poncho3
#259filthy knitted dread sack33
#275filthy lucre123
#25fine wine1,374
#1764fire1
#692[2426]fire flower1
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#237flaming glowsticks2
#164flaming mushroom17
#321flaming mushroom wine1
#643flaming talons4
#488flaregun16
#1610flashing novelty button1
#91flat mushroom wine2
#644flavored foot massage oil14
#399flirtatious feather12
#269floral print shirt1
#275flower petal pie1
#384flowing hippy skirt1
#472flute of flat champagne10
#701foam dart7
#496foam noodle1
#161foie gras11
#171forest tears5
#323frat brats1
#348fricasseed brains2
#446frightful feather12
#323frigid mote2
#196frilly shirt3
#605frilly skirt3
#473frozen feather12
#180frozen mushroom14
#304fruitcake74
#843fudge lily1
#149full meat tank1
#503funky dried mushroom8
#541furniture dolly1
#1300furry fur3
#178furry pants4
#20furry skirt13
#550fuzzy dice9
#323gauze garter23
#59gauze shorts3
#695gearbox necklace1
#275ghost cucumber150
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#857ghuol egg7
#556ghuol egg quiche1
#996ghuol guolash1
#596giant discarded bottlecap8
#179giant discarded plastic fork48
#285giant discarded torn-up glove16
#225giant moxie weed14
#1255giant needle1
#263giant pinky ring60
#132gibson1
#33gilded lily4
#3306gingerbread bugbear2
#485glass of goat's milk11
#302gloomy black mushroom11
#268gloomy mushroom wine2
#152glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub1
#20glowing El Vibrato drone1
#511gnauga hide6
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#88gnauga hide whip2
#769gnoll lips1
#219gnoll-tooth necklace1
#80goat26
#542gob of wet hair13
#167golden twig1
#1916googly eye3
#115goth kid t-shirt54
#12gourd potion7
#773grapefruit1
#116grapes111
#73grass blade2
#38grass hat4
#188grass skirt1
#205green balloon34
#557green beer22
#638green candy heart11
#296green snowcone59
#169gremlin juice13
#178grinning turtle1
#429grouchy restless spirit19
#55grouper fangirl1
#392grue egg65
#734grue egg omelette1
#219grungy flannel shirt3
#79guano coffee cup128
#327guy made of bee pollen9
#437hair spray7
#374halfberd1
#215hamethyst bracelet1
#198hamethyst earring1
#17hamethyst necklace28
#1463handful of confetti26
#1125handful of hand chalk3
#483handful of moss3
#205handful of sand100
#406handful of sawdust7
#475handsomeness potion2
#506happiness2
#112harem girl t-shirt11
#325headhunter necktie1
#124heart of rock and roll1
#1679heart of the volcano1
#289heart-shaped balloon34
#454heavy metal sonata1
#322heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr2
#758hellion cube2
#1241herb brownies1
#847herbal stuffing9
#101herbs420
#34hippo whip11
#355hippopotamus skin2
#35hippopotamus skirt2
#148hipposkin poncho1
#72hippy herbal tea42
#160holiday log1
#68homeless hobo spirit1
#186homeopathic healing powder1
#301hors d'oeuvre tray3
#154hot buttered roll3
#347hot date12
#306hovering sombrero1
#17humming El Vibrato drone1
#311hypodermic needle5
#11ice skate decoy3
#27ice skate doll3
#275ice stein1
#64iceberglet1
#148iced-out bling3
#275icy mushroom wine1
#577inflatable duck1
#409inkwell6
#79interesting-looking twig100
#691invisible bag1
#242irate sombrero10
#448iron pasta spoon12
#201irradiated pet snacks1
#80jabañero pepper11
#459jabañero-flavored chewing gum13
#878jazz soap26
#364jewelry-making pliers1
#445joybuzzer69
#100ketchup hound133
#531kick-ass kicks1
#91kickback cookbook7
#2060kite1
#666kneecapping stick16
#349knob ka-bobs1
#82knob mushroom wine2
#156knoll mushroom wine1
#484large box4
#635lavender candy heart12
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#480lavender striped oyster egg5
#686lead necklace8
#210leaflet6
#500leftovers of indeterminate origin2
#1449length of string3
#439leotarrrd3
#235leprechaun hatchling2
#210libation of liveliness1
#270library card1
#60lifeless meat doll1
#209limburger biker boots2
#321lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum22
#71linoleum crossbow10
#110linoleum staff6
#117linoleum sword8
#326lion oil1
#290little paper umbrella254
#23little round pebble73
#141llama lama cria1
#433loaded serum blowgun10
#119long skinny balloon99
#290long-stemmed rose7
#456longhaired hippy wig1
#377los chinos1
#570lovecat tail1
#964lucky rabbit's foot6
#193lump of Saccharine Maple sap1
#425lupine sword1
#1075mafia aria11
#59magic dragonfish fry1
#668magical ice cube with a fly in it42
#265magical mystery juice42
#216magnifying glass3
#677maiden wig1
#102makeshift cape3
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#103mandarina colada with a fly in it3
#750many-eyed glasses1
#448maple syrup9
#388mariachi G-string6
#41marine aquamarine8
#1086marionette1
#223marshmallow112
#436marzipan skull23
#180massive sitar1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#939mauve polka-dot oyster egg3
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#51meat engine59
#693meat from yesterday1
#75meat golem1
#849meat vortex8
#118meatcar model5
#95meaty helmet turtle1
#599megatofu2
#287melted Jell-o shot6
#103menorette3
#671mesh cap1
#334milk of magnesium1
#938milky potion1
#33mini-zeppelin4
#58miniature espresso maker3
#112miniature stuffed Goth Giant5
#174mixed wildflower greens5
#368molotov cocktail cocktail8
#396mood ring18
#255moonglasses2
#23mosquito larva1
#213mother's little helper20
#84mother's secret recipe2
#43moxie magnet3
#80moxie weed420
#96mugcake130
#154mullet wig12
#219mummy mask1
#371mummy wrapping34
#148munchies pill4
#912murky potion1
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#340zombie pineal gland13

Wow, that's 95,302 items total!

what items are this player missing?