#474 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 3 |
#130 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 50 |
#876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
#1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
#432 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 4 |
#481 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
#1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
#564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
#373 | BGE shotglass | 18 |
#675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
#634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
#3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
#223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
#881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
#49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
#34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
#38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
#609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
#326 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
#522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
#2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
#1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
#481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
#509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
#468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
#476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
#529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
#790 | CRIMBCO mug | 12 |
#1013 | CRIMBCO scrip | 60 |
#1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
#1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
#1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
#163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
#311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
#188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
#179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
#174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
#184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
#46 | Chorale of Companionship | 2 |
#695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
#1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
#399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
#1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
#1446 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
#679 | Crimbo candied pecan | 13 |
#810 | Crimbo fudge | 10 |
#690 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 12 |
#272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
#626 | Crown of the Goblin King | 40 |
#534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
#713 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 8 |
#1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
#1141 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
#479 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 5 |
#2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
#61 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
#1092 | Feynman gate | 6 |
#211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
#700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
#16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
#215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
#120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
#63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
#1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
#546 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
#389 | Hodgman's blanket | 3 |
#95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
#174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
#166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
#98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
#675 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
#550 | Instant Karma | 9 |
#1283 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
#479 | Jocko Homo's head | 4 |
#249 | Kissin' Cousins | 4 |
#271 | LED block | 5 |
#329 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 4 |
#453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
#399 | Lederhosen of the Night | 3 |
#731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
#2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
#1199 | M-242 | 1 |
#1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
#560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
#396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
#362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
#394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
#443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
#405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
#1507 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 5 |
#615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
#189 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 8 |
#2086 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 8 |
#134 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
#471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
#646 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 7 |
#215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
#101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
#197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
#93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
#187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
#142 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 14 |
#187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
#8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
#195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
#813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
#179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
#233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
#370 | Red Pill | 1 |
#524 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 4 |
#2105 | Rock Pops | 8 |
#709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
#277 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 9 |
#1086 | Senior Mints | 2 |
#659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
#921 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
#535 | Steal This Candy | 2 |
#626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
#154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
#242 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 60 |
#260 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 58 |
#203 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 76 |
#410 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
#681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
#417 | The Cooler Out of Space | 3 |
#536 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 3 |
#32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
#28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
#38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
#301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
#334 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 4 |
#274 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 12 |
#1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
#531 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 14 |
#575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
#611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
#158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
#161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
#189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
#59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
#200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
#2404 | Valentine | 1 |
#601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
#203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
#727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
#182 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 15 |
#139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
#2175 | Yummy Tummy bean | 26 |
#653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
#17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
#188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
#25 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 2 |
#192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
#124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
#1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
#241 | anniversary gift box | 9 |
#769 | aspirin | 1 |
#2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
#1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
#35 | baconstone | 148 |
#261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
#1748 | badass belt | 31 |
#2043 | ball | 1 |
#966 | bananagate | 1 |
#352 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
#1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
#123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
#1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
#1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
#1488 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
#462 | black spot | 1 |
#1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
#245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
#1029 | blue paisley oyster egg | 4 |
#762 | blue striped oyster egg | 6 |
#174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
#954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
#622 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
#5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
#383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
#570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
#72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
#321 | breaded beer | 2 |
#435 | broken cellular phone | 5 |
#147 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
#734 | can of Binarrrca | 11 |
#484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
#547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
#1038 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 8 |
#1675 | candied yams | 4 |
#2005 | candy cane | 12 |
#3110 | candy stake | 2 |
#1214 | capacitor relay | 5 |
#1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
#158 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
#1060 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 5 |
#246 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
#2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
#260 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
#1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
#508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
#236 | comfy coffin | 5 |
#1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
#570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
#1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
#1006 | corpsedriver | 4 |
#1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
#317 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
#599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
#615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
#619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
#385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
#475 | dill | 86 |
#1638 | doll house | 1 |
#78 | double-ice box | 1 |
#103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
#1036 | drywall axe | 8 |
#1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
#1736 | easter egg balloon | 13 |
#2364 | eggnog | 2 |
#487 | electrical thingamabob | 2 |
#62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
#313 | epic wad | 1 |
#593 | evil googly eye | 7 |
#2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
#1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
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#2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
#497 | felt | 18 |
#687 | festive sausage | 2 |
#1759 | fire | 1 |
#189 | flamin' bindle | 4 |
#1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
#265 | foon | 1 |
#578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
#2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
#62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
#3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
#424 | ghost cucumber | 103 |
#1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
#257 | giant discarded bottlecap | 20 |
#552 | giant discarded plastic fork | 18 |
#536 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 8 |
#464 | giant pinky ring | 32 |
#3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
#2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
#2540 | golden ring | 5 |
#1331 | googly eye | 7 |
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#193 | grass hat | 1 |
#188 | grass skirt | 1 |
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#661 | grue egg | 40 |
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#165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
#170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
#27 | hamethyst | 166 |
#264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
#139 | hand grenegg | 1 |
#880 | handful of confetti | 48 |
#127 | handful of numbers | 3 |
#866 | heart of the volcano | 6 |
#909 | herbal stuffing | 8 |
#602 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 4 |
#336 | hobo nickel | 841 |
#230 | hot egg | 1 |
#1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
#1305 | iGoogly | 4 |
#1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
#453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
#1061 | ion grid | 8 |
#1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
#41 | jingle bell | 1 |
#1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
#2304 | killing feather | 7 |
#2061 | kite | 1 |
#1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
#897 | kumquartz | 1 |
🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
#2759 | laser-broiled pear | 5 |
#268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
#1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
#47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
#360 | length of string | 34 |
#385 | lewd playing card | 6 |
#661 | licorice root | 1 |
#1537 | logic synthesizer | 2 |
#990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
#218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
#563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
#116 | lucky rabbit's foot | 40 |
#1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
#1847 | mafia aria | 2 |
#245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
#169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
#181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
#1086 | marionette | 1 |
#483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
#931 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 4 |
#290 | megatofu | 21 |
#49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
#1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
#598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
#2042 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
#1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
#1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
#3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
#846 | nanofiber cloth | 4 |
#418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
#1023 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
#848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
#319 | orange candygram | 1 |
#1350 | oyster basket | 2 |
#453 | panhandle panhandling hat | 2 |
#1215 | paperclip | 1 |
#105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
#100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
#141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
#92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
#102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
#892 | pearidot | 1 |
#2714 | pet rock | 1 |
#330 | phish stick | 3 |
#1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
#33 | plastic ingot | 648 |
🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
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#251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
#1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
#1404 | possessed top | 3 |
#739 | powdered candy sushi set | 2 |
#1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
#1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
#2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
#1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
#1303 | rag doll | 1 |
#1536 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
#322 | really dense meat stack | 20 |
🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
#1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
#994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
#1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
#1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
#1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
#146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
#72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
#1170 | [2108]rock | 2 |
#230 | rusty piece of rebar | 1 |
#1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
#593 | shiny ring | 43 |
🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
#889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
#939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
#1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
#1119 | snake | 1 |
#1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
#1315 | solid gold bowling ball | 8 |
#489 | soy cordial | 1 |
#669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
#1134 | sparkler | 1 |
#401 | spectral pickle | 30 |
#3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
#305 | spooky bindle | 3 |
#1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
#409 | spooky felt | 24 |
#599 | spooky length of string | 17 |
#456 | spooky stuffing | 12 |
#196 | spooky toy wheel | 25 |
#386 | spooky wooden block | 19 |
#1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
#672 | stained mattress | 1 |
#406 | stainless steel scarf | 8 |
#196 | stainless steel shillelagh | 15 |
#370 | stainless steel skullcap | 8 |
#320 | stainless steel slacks | 10 |
#616 | stainless steel solitaire | 5 |
#445 | stainless steel suspenders | 9 |
#106 | stapler bear | 1 |
#1026 | stick | 1 |
#1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
#492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
#917 | strawberyl | 1 |
#1586 | string of blue beads | 5 |
#1605 | string of green beads | 5 |
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#1707 | stringy sinew | 2 |
#2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
#3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
#1676 | stuffed martini | 2 |
#15 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3,186 |
#1034 | stuffing | 8 |
#1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
#801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
#787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
#1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
#171 | sweet mochi ball | 11 |
#242 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
#1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
#2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
#536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
#1190 | theoretical string | 4 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#863 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 4 |
#422 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 6 |
#704 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 3 |
#383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
#265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
#791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
#444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
#735 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 5 |
#220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
#1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
#4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
#4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
#2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
#1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
#519 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 8 |
#281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
#755 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 5 |
#524 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 2 |
#214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
#401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
#839 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 4 |
#1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
#487 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
#440 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 10 |
#1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
#2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
#236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
#681 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 3 |
#301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
#1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
#1118 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
#243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
#748 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 5 |
#737 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 5 |
#958 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 3 |
#840 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 4 |
#485 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 9 |
#950 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 3 |
#755 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 5 |
#478 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 9 |
#835 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 4 |
#263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
#425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
#861 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
#1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
#426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
#746 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 5 |
#540 | tiny plastic moneybee | 8 |
#673 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 6 |
#878 | tiny plastic peacannon | 2 |
#1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
#692 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 3 |
#4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
#224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
#1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
#312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
#1905 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
#1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
#1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
#974 | tooth | 3 |
#2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
#2068 | top | 1 |
#1579 | towel | 2 |
#1556 | toy crazy train | 3 |
#1040 | toy hoverpad | 7 |
#2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
#2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
#2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
#1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
#2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
#1383 | toy train | 1 |
#1336 | toy wheel | 4 |
#479 | tree skirt | 1 |
#1487 | tree-eating kite | 11 |
#1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
#601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
#1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
#442 | tube sock | 1 |
#1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
#436 | vinegar | 93 |
#674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
#1538 | wheel | 1 |
#143 | wooden block | 21 |
#700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
#1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
#880 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
#2204 | yo | 1 |
#2046 | yo-yo | 2 |