Museum :: me the CAT

me the CAT

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#1426	2-ball	1
#1456	3-ball	1
#1015	30669 scroll	1
#452	33398 scroll	32
#933	334 scroll	1
#1473	4-ball	1
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1435	5-ball	1
#1425	6-ball	1
#1485	7-ball	1
#1423	8-ball	6
#626	9-ball	1
#569	ASCII shirt	2
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#1216	Amulet of Yendor	4
#1248	Angry Farmer candy	19
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#1134	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#762	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#774	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1742	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#830	Bulky Buddy Box	3
#169	C.H.U.M. chum	9
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#1482	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#1238	Cold Hots candy	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1852	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#755	Crimbo pie	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#313	Divine	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#840	Dyspepsi-Cola	60
#500	Elfin shortbread	1
#85	Ent cider	180
#186	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	70
#214	Frogade	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#380	Gnollish flyswatter	7
#355	Gnollish pie server	4
#450	Gnollish pie tin	5
#412	Gnollish plunger	5
#425	Gnollish slotted spoon	3
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#86	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	1
#1442	Green Clover of Justice	1
#112	Green Manalishi	8
#34	Grey Guanon	1
#756	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#680	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#749	Knob Goblin love potion	5
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#539	Knob Goblin steroids	10
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#239	Knob nuts	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#3901	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#651	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	16
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#1201	M-242	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#281	Mad Train wine	375
#263	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#401	Manetwich	1
#849	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#518	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	2
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#163	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#346	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#81	Mr. Balloon	2
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#630	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#1271	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#845	Orcish baseball cap	1
#351	Penultimate Fantasy chest	50
#424	Pine-Fresh air freshener	6
#881	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#592	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#810	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#797	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#565	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#778	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#891	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#580	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#899	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#866	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#889	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#167	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#2229	Rock Pops	6
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#88	S.T.L.T.	1
#39	Salsa de las Epocas	3
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#57	Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#603	Spam Witch sammich	26
#645	Steal This Candy	1
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#946	Summer Nights	1
#213	Swabbie™ swab	15
#940	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	27
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#197	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	25
#938	Travels with Jerry	1
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#710	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#2407	Valentine	1
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#479	White Citadel burger	1
#432	White Citadel fries	1
#1955	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#134	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	10
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#2861	Yummy Tummy bean	2
#617	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#336	abandoned candy	1
#176	abominable snowcone	110
#71	accordion file	1
#121	accordionoid rocca	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#624	alphabet gum	1
#378	ancient Magi-Wipes	10
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#583	ancient protein powder	2
#533	ancient spice	1
#215	ancient stone fist	2
#191	ancient stone head	2
#2948	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#53	angel-food cake	1
#680	anniversary balloon	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#1082	annoying pitchfork	1
#140	ant agonist	25
#272	ant hoe	1
#166	ant pitchfork	2
#260	ant sickle	1
#1062	anticheese	1
#250	antique bottle of cough syrup	2
#565	antique greaves	5
#582	antique hand mirror	2
#520	antique helmet	7
#406	antique packet of ketchup	2
#556	antique shield	6
#647	antique spear	4
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#1081	asparagus knife	1
#106	asshat	50
#64	automatic catapult	2
#1126	awful poetry journal	20
#188	baby cuddlefish	1
#822	baby killer bee	10
#183	babycakes	1
#952	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#1580	bag of airline peanuts	4
#753	bag of lard	1
#2044	ball	1
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#1030	balloon monkey	1
#337	ballroom blintz	8
#339	banana cream pie	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#85	barbed-wire fence	105
#307	bargain flash powder	1
#121	baritone accordion	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#900	baseball	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#1914	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1663	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#227	battered hubcap	1
#398	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#117	beach glass bead	65
#267	bean burrito	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#133	beer-battered accordion	1
#416	begpwnia	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#126	bejeweled accordion strap	2
#1067	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#243	bellhop bell	1
#315	big bass drum	2
#1006	big red clown nose	1
#348	big rock	2
#239	bird rib	5
#93	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#589	black & tan	1
#89	black belt	1
#873	black candy heart	1
#28	black catseye marble	1
#203	black cherry soda	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#189	black facepaint	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#694	black greaves	1
#695	black helmet	1
#289	black kettle drum	2
#132	black lotus	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#577	black pepper	1
#400	black pixel	51
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#522	black pudding	2
#194	black sheepskin diploma	1
#667	black shield	1
#852	black snake skin	1
#813	black snowcone	1
#465	black spot	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#727	black sword	1
#759	black-and-blue light	8
#893	blackberry	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#2625	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
#1655	blood flower	1
#318	blood-faced volleyball	1
#759	blue glowstick	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#171	blue pixel	525
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#778	blue plasma ball	6
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#877	blue snowcone	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#84	blue suede shoes	1
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#44	blunt cat claw	3
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#71	bobcat grenade	1
#428	bone flute	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#319	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	2
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#250	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	6
#284	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	3
#307	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	2
#473	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	7
#218	bottle of Ooze-O	5
#215	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#698	bottle of alcohol	1
#671	bottle of antifreeze	1
#307	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1082	bottle of gin	3
#4253	bottle of goofballs	2
#134	bottle of peppermint schnapps	2
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#679	bottle of popskull	1
#266	bottle of realpagne	1
#1584	bottle of rum	1
#501	bottle of sewage schnapps	5
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#331	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#141	bottlecap turtle	1
#318	bottled inspiration	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#230	box turtle	1
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#1789	brick	7
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#445	bronzed locust	2
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#580	brown sugar cane	2
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1630	buckyball	1
#1102	bugbear beanie	1
#558	bum cheek	13
#408	burnt flower	1
#538	cactus fruit	1
#106	calavera concertina	2
#250	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#209	can of black paint	1
#545	can of fake snow	1
#131	can of franks 'n' beans	2
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#1141	candied kobold	1
#33	candied yam pinky ring	2
#2874	candied yams	1
#858	candy brain	1
#4138	candy cane	2
#3109	candy stake	2
#745	cannonball charrrm	1
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#1639	canteen of wine	2
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#634	carbonated water lily	1
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#173	carob brownies	1
#415	carob chunk cookies	4
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#230	carob chunks	31
#363	cast	50
#687	cat appendix	1
#819	catgut	1
#216	catgut taco	1
#109	catskin buckler	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#169	catsup	1
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#545	cheap studded belt	36
#1063	chef's hat	1
#274	cherry pie	1
#775	chewing gum on a string	1
#247	chintzy accordion pin	2
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#508	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#109	chocolate box	1
#714	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#940	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#824	chopsticks	1
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#64	chrome meat stack	1
#1773	chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
#74	chunk of hot iron	1
#393	chunk of rock salt	2
#108	clay peace-sign bead	70
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#1795	clown hammer	1
#185	clown wig	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#3277	club necklace	1
#596	cocoa eggshell fragment	50
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#404	coconut shell	100
#1139	cog	1
#360	cold nuggets	1
#297	cold powder	1
#374	cold wad	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#95	congratulatory cake	1
#48	cool cat claw	2
#63	cool cat elixir	1
#748	cool mushroom	1
#225	copper ha'penny charrrm	35
#522	corn holder	1
#270	cornuthaum	25
#1824	corpse on the beach	1
#218	corpsebite	1
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#1812	corpsetini	1
#116	cotton candy bale	1
#153	cotton candy cone	2
#165	cotton candy pillow	1
#106	cotton candy pinch	1
#142	cotton candy plug	1
#120	cotton candy skoshe	1
#121	cotton candy smidgen	1
#953	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#165	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#336	cream pie	2
#264	cream stout	11
#250	creamsicle	11
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#487	cursed black pearl onion	1
#385	cursed bottle of black-label rum	2
#418	cursed cannonball	1
#181	cursed sea biscuit	10
#593	cyborg doll	2
#618	cymbal syrup	2
#1025	daisy	1
#464	dance card	2
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#57	deadly nightshade	1
#313	decaying goldfish liver	15
#1477	defective skull	1
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#111	delectable fire ant	5
#246	delicious shimmering moth	1
#167	delicious stinkbug	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#1266	dense meat stack	1
#297	dented harmonica	4
#25	depleted Grimacite astrolabe	1
#40	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
#40	depleted Grimacite gravy boat	1
#46	depleted Grimacite hammer	1
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#27	depleted Grimacite ninja mask	1
#22	depleted Grimacite shinguards	1
#31	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
#41	devil's-food cake	1
#3289	diamond necklace	1
#177	diamond-studded fronts	1
#597	didgeridooka	1
#383	digital key lime pie	1
#184	dirty hobo gloves	150
#844	disassembled clover	26
#1650	disco ball	2
#1718	disco mask	1
#228	dishrag	2
#476	disintegrating sheet music	1
#677	displaced fish	1
#550	divine blowout	1
#562	divine can of silly string	1
#249	divine champagne flute	35
#446	divine champagne popper	1
#479	divine cracker	1
#548	divine noisemaker	1
#1640	doll house	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#451	drab sonata	7
#451	draggin' ball hat	11
#297	dragon snaps	1
#114	dragonfish caviar	1
#260	drum machine	21
#367	drum of pomade	1
#111	drum of tommy ammo	11
#517	ducha de oro	1
#1477	duck-on-a-string	1
#1171	duct tape	15
#80	duct tape buckler	1
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#233	duct tape sword	1
#255	duct tape wallet	1
#275	dull fish scale	12
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#272	dusty animal cranium	1
#245	dusty animal jawbone	1
#307	dusty animal pelvis	1
#365	dusty bottle of Marsala	43
#398	dusty bottle of Merlot	39
#331	dusty bottle of Muscat	50
#367	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	42
#338	dusty bottle of Port	59
#332	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	49
#291	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	1
#313	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	1
#305	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	1
#295	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	1
#316	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	1
#301	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	1
#292	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
#291	dusty first caudal vertebra	1
#303	dusty first cervical vertebra	1
#284	dusty first lumbar vertebra	1
#323	dusty first thoracic vertebra	1
#278	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
#303	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	1
#307	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	1
#299	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	1
#320	dusty left clavicle	1
#283	dusty left eighth rib	1
#303	dusty left eleventh rib	1
#307	dusty left femur	1
#286	dusty left fibula	1
#307	dusty left fifth rib	1
#291	dusty left first front claw	1
#323	dusty left first rear claw	1
#303	dusty left first rib	1
#294	dusty left fourth rib	1
#305	dusty left humerus	1
#294	dusty left kneecap	1
#310	dusty left ninth rib	1
#297	dusty left radius	1
#294	dusty left scapula	1
#302	dusty left second front claw	1
#300	dusty left second rear claw	1
#296	dusty left second rib	1
#309	dusty left seventh rib	1
#278	dusty left sixth rib	1
#322	dusty left tenth rib	1
#286	dusty left third front claw	1
#303	dusty left third rear claw	1
#306	dusty left third rib	1
#305	dusty left thumb	1
#312	dusty left tibia	1
#308	dusty left twelfth rib	1
#296	dusty left ulna	1
#286	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	1
#284	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1
#299	dusty right clavicle	1
#310	dusty right eighth rib	1
#289	dusty right eleventh rib	1
#301	dusty right femur	1
#309	dusty right fibula	1
#304	dusty right fifth rib	1
#310	dusty right first front claw	1
#296	dusty right first rear claw	1
#288	dusty right first rib	1
#281	dusty right fourth front claw	1
#294	dusty right fourth rear claw	1
#288	dusty right fourth rib	1
#320	dusty right humerus	1
#306	dusty right kneecap	1
#308	dusty right ninth rib	1
#288	dusty right radius	1
#289	dusty right scapula	1
#292	dusty right second front claw	1
#314	dusty right second rear claw	1
#294	dusty right second rib	1
#296	dusty right seventh rib	1
#299	dusty right sixth rib	1
#300	dusty right tenth rib	1
#293	dusty right third front claw	1
#314	dusty right third rear claw	1
#294	dusty right third rib	1
#308	dusty right thumb	1
#293	dusty right tibia	1
#315	dusty right twelfth rib	1
#302	dusty right ulna	1
#310	dusty sacral vertebrae	1
#292	dusty second caudal vertebra	1
#288	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
#305	dusty second lumbar vertebra	1
#296	dusty second thoracic vertebra	1
#299	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	1
#205	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	2
#283	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	1
#290	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	1
#299	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	1
#314	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	1
#294	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	1
#287	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	1
#301	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	1
#288	dusty third caudal vertebra	1
#292	dusty third cervical vertebra	1
#288	dusty third thoracic vertebra	1
#294	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#400	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#102	eel battery	1
#112	eel skin	1
#504	effluvious emerald	1
#337	eggbeater	1
#1590	elven limbos gingerbread	2
#1393	elven moonshine	2
#1136	elven socks	2
#193	elven whittling knife	1
#1117	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
#871	empty blowgun	1
#605	enchanted bean	1
#208	enchanted bean burrito	1
#489	enchanted toothpick	2
#784	encoder ring	10
#315	epic wad	1
#240	escargotsicle	1
#6	evil flaming eyeball pendant	1
#969	evil golden arch	1
#355	evil golden arches	1
#145	exotic orchid	1
#1773	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1
#216	eye of the Tiger-lily	1
#227	eyedrops of the ermine	1
#106	eyedrops of the ocelot	2
#761	fake blood	1
#1574	fake fake vomit	5
#1633	fake hand	2
#1008	fake plastic grass	1
#124	fancy ball mask	1
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#2859	tiny plastic angry bugbear	2
#3950	tiny plastic angry goat	4
#3943	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#3978	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#2805	tiny plastic astronomer	2
#4865	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	3
#6147	tiny plastic barrrnacle	2
#3966	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#4482	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#8179	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3926	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3958	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#2769	tiny plastic briefcase bat	2
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#6135	tiny plastic cocoabo	2
#3962	tiny plastic coffee pixie	4
#3179	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#2756	tiny plastic cubist bull	2
#3939	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#2690	tiny plastic disco bandit	2
#3879	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#1017	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#3847	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3912	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#2801	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	2
#3927	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#4888	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	3
#6236	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	2
#3960	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	4
#2806	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	2
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#3863	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#6105	tiny plastic grue	2
#2799	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	2
#2708	tiny plastic hermit	2
#3975	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	4
#4799	tiny plastic killer bee	3
#3893	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#6176	tiny plastic leprechaun	2
#4844	tiny plastic levitating potato	3
#2731	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	2
#6166	tiny plastic mosquito	2
#1037	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3998	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#4348	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#6138	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	2
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3895	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#4452	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#2785	tiny plastic senile lihc	2
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#2819	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	2
#2766	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	2
#8228	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3939	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#6132	tiny plastic stab bat	2
#6172	tiny plastic star starfish	2
#979	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4041	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#2768	tiny plastic taco cat	2
#3863	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#4484	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3844	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#3875	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3854	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#3850	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#265	tisket	1
#2725	toast	14
#1902	tofurkey gravy	3
#1884	tofurkey leg	3
#160	tofurkey nugget	1
#738	tomato	15
#1868	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#393	toothbrush	1
#566	tortoise's blessing	2
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#478	toy deathbot	2
#1038	toy hoverpad	7
#1689	toy jet pack	2
#546	toy maglev monorail	2
#2127	toy mercenary	1
#1815	toy ray gun	2
#77	toy six-seater hovercraft	1
#1190	toy soldier	1
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#1624	toy wheel	2
#478	tree skirt	1
#2486	tree-eating kite	3
#1041	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#618	tropical orchid	1
#93	troutpiece	1
#225	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	1
#576	tube of dread wax	1
#249	tube of hair oil	1
#442	tube sock	1
#392	tulip	1
#158	tuning fork	1
#184	tuxedo shirt	1
#539	twinkly nuggets	1
#516	twinkly powder	1
#1076	twinkly wad	1
#1649	twitching claw	1
#417	unearthly onyx	1
#1385	unstable DNA	20
#22	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	1
#348	upsy daisy	4
#729	urinal cake	1
#1808	useless powder	2
#2105	valuable trinket	5
#668	vampire collar	1
#2526	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#80	vial of Gnomochloric acid	1
#67	vial of baconstone juice	1
#67	vial of hamethyst juice	1
#321	vial of patchouli oil	1
#62	vial of porquoise juice	1
#2588	vibrating cyborg knife	1
🥉	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	58,483
#2757	vitachoconutriment capsule	1
#143	volleyball	1
#607	wad of dough	36
#295	wad of tofu	16
#511	war tongs	1
#631	warm mushroom	1
#792	white Canadian	1
#223	white Xanadian	1
#903	white balloon	1
#48	white belt	1
#1159	white candy heart	1
#872	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#739	white chocolate chip cookies	1
#309	white chocolate chips	35
#586	white collar	1
#603	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#202	white lightning	80
#802	white picket fence	1
#307	white pixel	101
#416	white rice	1
#810	white satin pants	1
#582	white satin shield	1
#356	white snake skin	28
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#854	white sword	1
#1505	whoopie cushion	6
#176	wind-up Whatsian robot	1
#1752	wind-up chattering teeth	3
#169	wind-up ensign	1
#166	wind-up owl	1
#1221	wooden block	1
#191	wooden figurine	1
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#895	worthless gewgaw	1
#450	worthless knick-knack	11
#785	worthless trinket	1
#334	wreath of laurels	2
#1045	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1209	x-ray specs	4
#176	yak anorak	1
#181	yam candy	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#337	yellow brick road	1
#1378	yellow candy heart	1
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1329	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2115	yellow snowcone	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#2204	yo	1
#2366	yo-yo	1
#314	yohohoyo	6
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1

Wow, that's 72,907 items total!

what items are this player missing?