Ozark

RankItemQuantity
#3365-Alarm Saucepan1
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#834Angelhair Culottes1
#297Ankh of Badahnkadh1
#788Argarggagarg's fang2
#1133Asleep in the Cemetery1
#27Ax of L'rose1
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#226BGE merchandise order form19
#543BGE shotglass14
#436BGE tiny plastic toy3
#842Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#434Baron von Ratsworth's monocle26
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#36BittyCar MeatCar1
#39BittyCar SoulCar1
#209Bjorn's Hammer2
#608Bling of the New Wave2
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#1502Bulky Buddy Box1
#94C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button6
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#110CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)7
#164CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)4
#508CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)2
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#467CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)2
#33CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#32CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#1703CRIMBCOIDS mints3
#1190CRIMBCOLOAF4
#118Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#182Chester's bag of candy1
#185Chester's moustache1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#1869Codpiece of the Goblin King2
#78Coily™1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#1041Crimbo Candy Cookbook3
#500Crimbo pie3
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#141Crown of the Goblin King130
#150Danglin' Chad's loincloth4
#212Dickory Farms Gift Basket27
#1695Disco 'Fro Pick2
#180Disco Banjo3
#377Drowsy Sword50
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#278El Sombrero De Lopez8
#699Elder Turtle Shell4
#81Ellsbury's skull1
#213Frosty's carrot1
#215Frosty's old silk hat1
#63Frown Exerciser1
🥈Fuzzby1
#369Galapagosian Cuisses3
#379Garter of the Turtle Poacher3
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#725Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob1
#891Green Clover of Justice2
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#66Hodgman's metal detector1
#209Inndya trading card1
#219Iron Beta of Industry45
#576Jack-in-the-box9
#880Jocko Homo's head2
#515Kissin' Cousins2
#724Krakrox's Loincloth1
#185La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez7
#254Lars the Cyberian2
#186Lederhosen of the Night7
#383Let Me Be!4
🥇Lord Flameface's cloak1
#521Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet52
#74Mace of the Tortoise7
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#340NPZR chemistry set10
#726Newman's Own Trousers1
#141Nickel Gamma of Frugality48
#54Ol' Scratch's ash can2
#99Ol' Scratch's manacles1
#93Ol' Scratch's stove door1
#103Orange Star of Sacrifice19
#100Oscus's flypaper pants1
#194Oscus's pelt1
#237Pack of Alice's Army Cards1
#146Pasta Spoon of Peril2
#236Pink Heart of Spirit4
#766Red Rover BB gun1
#253Retenez L'Herbe Paté7
#242Rock and Roll Legend7
#1138Scalp of Gorgolok3
#467Schrödinger's thermos28
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#50Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags11
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#627Summer Nights2
#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
#182Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco89
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#587Tales of a Kansas Toymaker4
#69Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#304The Art of Slapfighting3
#509The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones2
#633The Joy of Wassailing4
#49The Joy of Wassailing (used)1
#73The Landscaper's leafblower1
#213The Mariachi's guitar case8
#101The Ring1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#1568Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette1
#220Thwaitgold bee statuette8
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#1737Thwaitgold firefly statuette1
#189Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette10
#924Thwaitgold maggot statuette5
#768Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette11
#231Thwaitgold woollybear statuette5
#574Tiki lighter1
#935Travels with Jerry1
#319Trivial Avocations Card: What?1
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#22UV monocular5
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#29Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves1
#26Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants1
#26Uncle Hobo's stocking cap1
#464Uncle Romulus2
#10Underworld flail1
#600Volartta's bellbottoms2
#125Wand of Nagamar45
#1119Yakisoba's hat1
#231Yellow Moon of Compassion13
#237Ze™ goggles4
#266Zim Merman's guitar3
#321Zinc Delta of Tranquility4
#181Zombo's grievous greaves1
#281Zu Mannkäse Dienen7
#1568adorable seal larva1
#295ammonite fossil16
#1251ancient unspeakable fruitcake5
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
#1884anniversary gift box2
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#933antique record album1
#186baby cuddlefish1
#98baconstone65
#132bad-ass club1
#217badass belt156
#247ball-in-a-cup1
#652banana5
#338banana cream pie1
#221banana daiquiri1
#123bananagate52
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#36batblade197
#182bath ball gift set25
#455beaten-up Chucks1
#643bed of coals1
#690beholed bedsheet1
#313belemnite fossil15
#398bindlestocking6
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#874black candy heart1
#102blackberry galoshes2
#40blank fudge mold14
#266blind-packed capsule toy26
#691blob-shaped Crimbo cookie10
#310bone chips50
#193bottle of Blank-Out82
#3271box of sunshine23
#128boxing glove4
#72brainwave-controlled unicorn horn1
#562brine34
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#764bunch of bananas2
#185calavera concertina1
#1062candy kneecapping stick3
#1852candy knuckles1
#1093candy stake6
#122chaos popcorn1
#2111chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#1147circular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#544colorful plastic ball9
#311comfy coffin4
#37corrupt club of corrupt corruption1
#919cyborg doll1
#379cyborg stompin' boot5
#618deck of tropical cards1
#1425delicious salad5
#3285diamond necklace1
#314dill118
#772doll house5
#1607dollhive1
#655donkey flipbook1
#234dope gangsta bling-bling4
#104double-ice britches1
#171double-ice cap1
#390drywall axe34
#92duct tape fedora1
#5138easter egg balloon1
🥈eerily silent box1
#288effluvious emerald4
#62electronic dulcimer pants1
#1812elven limbos gingerbread1
#1391evil googly eye1
#2680evil teddy bear1
#29extra-heavy BRICKO brick1
#761fake blood1
#29fake plastic grass50
#614fancy but probably evil chocolate11
#924fancy opera glasses1
#976fire4
#692[2426]fire flower1
#82fireman's helmet1
#339flamin' bindle2
#384flowing hippy skirt1
#213fossilized baboon skull3
#247fossilized bat skull2
#172fossilized demon skull3
#491fossilized limb12
#306fossilized spider skull1
#578fossilized spike4
#563fossilized spine1
#476fossilized torso7
#627fossilized wing2
#371fossilized wyrm skull1
#269frigid fudgepuck13
#235frigid mote3
#62fudge pocket square1
#211fudgecule12,202
#388fuzzy busby6
#4736fuzzy dice1
#591fuzzy earmuffs1
#609fuzzy montera1
#150gearbox necklace6
#1922ghost cucumber1
#775giant designer sunglasses3
#2536giant pinky ring1
#234gift-a-pult2
#183gingerbread bugbear138
#3042gingerbread horror2
#2417gingerbread mutant bugbear2
#179glacial sapphire4
#723gloomy black mushroom4
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#1102grue egg24
#98grue egg omelette36
#68gummi bowtie1
#152hamethyst47
#328hamethyst necklace1
#251handful of confetti139
#51handful of honey179
#210handful of numbers2
#3382heart necklace1
#456heart of the volcano15
#11honey dipper1
#8honeybritches1
#19honeycap1
#162hot plate14
#1588immense cyborg hand3
#207imp unity ring14
#232invisible bag4
#977irradiated candy cane5
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#734jawbruiser4
#129kumquartz50
#34kumquartz ring2
#737laser-broiled pear12
#162lawnmower blade1
#120left half of a heart necklace4
#420licorice garrote5
#331live wire3
#371lollipop stick137
#143longhaired hippy wig4
#38lucky rabbit's foot97
#102makeshift cape3
🥇mayfly bait necklace1
#86mime soul fragment58
#49mirrored aviator shades1
#107misfit hobby horse1
#2027monomolecular yo-yo1
#729mood ring1
#992mummy costume1
#1322nanite-infested candy cane7
#1929nanite-infested eggnog3
#613nanite-infested fruitcake8
#2030nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear3
#1183nanofiber cloth1
#361natty blue ascot1
#647night-vision goggles3
#418obnoxious riddle1
#50obsidian dagger123
#2222old sweatpants1
#850orange and black Crimboween candy1
#97orange peel hat5
#839pack of pogs4
#644pair of bolt cutters5
#141pair of pearidot earrings1
#276paperclip178
#103paperclip cape1
#99paperclip pants1
#91paperclip turban1
#101paperclip-on tie1
#142parasitic claw2
#228parasitic headgnawer1
#76parasitic strangleworm2
#190parasitic tentacles1
#1057passable elf mask5
#663peanut brittle shield1
#179pearidot39
#579penguin focaccia bread27
#1285penguin thesaurus2
#2716pet rock1
#332phish stick3
#43pipe wrench3
#288pixel hat1
#66pixel morning star1
#162pixel pants1
#211pixel sword1
#14plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask1
#1230pocketwatch on a chain1
#459poison pen4
#60pork elf goodies sack113
#152porquoise43
#1005pumpkinhead mask2
#1404really dense meat stack2
#551red gummi ingot34
#210red-headed corpse1
#147ridiculous cocktail11
#65ridiculous sunglasses1
#43right half of a heart necklace11
#1103roboduck-on-a-string1
#587rogue swarmer69
#2146rubber WWBD? bracelet3
#1836rubber WWJD? bracelet4
#369rusty chain necklace7
#395sawblade shield7
#65sealhide belt1
#76sealhide buckler1
#63sealhide cloak1
#68sealhide gloves1
#74sealhide hood1
#63sealhide leggings1
#68sealhide moccasins1
#86sealhide whip1
#97severed flipper2
#122shark jumper1
#137shiny ring152
#439skull-shaped Crimboween cookie4
#335sleazy bindle2
#1097sleeping snowy owl1
#286sleeping stocking10
#153slow jam collection25
#208snapdragon pistil1
🥉snow belly1
#10snow hat1
🥉snow pants1
#426solid gold bowling ball44
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#214spangly mariachi vest1
#103spark plug earring8
#1388spectral pickle1
#742spooky bark7
#387spooky bindle2
#1948spooky eggnog3
#1365spooky felt4
#214spooky hockey mask7
#1701spooky length of string2
#1025spooky stuffing4
#1136spooky toy wheel3
#1325spooky wooden block3
#352square CRIMBCOOKIE4
#988squirming egg sac1
#672stained mattress1
#481stainless steel scarf7
#44stainless steel shillelagh28
#45stainless steel skullcap21
#30stainless steel slacks28
#150stainless steel solitaire13
#177stainless steel suspenders17
#330star pants1
#212steamy ruby6
#238stinkin' bindle3
#201strawberyl37
#393stray chihuahua7
#2786stuffed Baron von Ratsworth3
#8937stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#6937stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech3
#3116stuffed Meat1
#8861stuffed angry cow1
#7830stuffed astral badger2
#6372stuffed baby gravy fairy4
#6372stuffed flaming gravy fairy4
#5826stuffed frozen gravy fairy5
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#7024stuffed hand turkey3
#2393stuffed key3
#4947stuffed mind flayer7
#2632stuffed mink4
#2925stuffed monocle2
#8940stuffed scary death orb1
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#6372stuffed sleazy gravy fairy4
#4146stuffed snowy owl9
#6332stuffed spooky gravy fairy4
#904stuffed stinky gravy fairy53
#2661stuffed teddy butler4
#2783stuffed tin of caviar3
#2306stuffed treasure chest4
#4297stuffed undead elbow macaroni9
#269sucker bucket1
#256sucker hakama1
#219sucker kabuto1
#480sucker scaffold12
#278sucker tachi1
#401superheated fudge8
#9sword behind inappropriate prepositions69
#401tawdry amethyst1
#2033teddy bear1
#510teddy borg18
#1434theoretical string1
#641throwing wrench7
#141time sword1
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#1416tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear1
#607tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type4
#890tiny plastic Beebee King2
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#226tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ2
#945tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter3
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#882tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel2
#329tiny plastic Crimbo Casino2
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#2306tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer3
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#290tiny plastic Crimbomination2
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#344tiny plastic Don Crimbo2
#1098tiny plastic Father McGruber2
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#852tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist4
#778tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#1317tiny plastic Norville Rogers1
#875tiny plastic Queen Bee2
#772tiny plastic Rene C. Corman1
#850tiny plastic Scott the Miner4
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#1121tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#953tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll2
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#1121tiny plastic angry space marine2
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#846tiny plastic batbugbear4
#858tiny plastic bee swarm4
#1366tiny plastic beebee gunners1
#844tiny plastic beebee queue4
#1109tiny plastic black ops bugbear2
#665tiny plastic blazing bat6
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#498tiny plastic bugaboo9
#1116tiny plastic buzzerker2
#1357tiny plastic cavebugbear1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#233tiny plastic fax machine2
#559tiny plastic fire servant4
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#6148tiny plastic howling balloon monkey2
#750tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear5
#6170tiny plastic leprechaun2
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#983tiny plastic moneybee3
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#1111tiny plastic mumblebee2
#497tiny plastic peacannon5
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#1767tiny plastic seal clubber3
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#696tiny plastic spiderbugbear3
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#864tiny plastic the Free Man2
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#926tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#1139tooth2
#2527toothsome rock1
#135tourmalime50
#106tourmalime tourniquet1
#114towel79
#921toy maglev monorail1
#1384toy train1
#1157triangular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#232trilobite fossil21
#599tropical paperweight1
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#95trout fang2
#259tube sock2
#1649twitching claw1
#192unearthly onyx5
#748unstable laser battery53
#968untamable turtle2
#1544unusual disco ball1
#134unwound clockwork grapefruit1
#435useless powder296
#489vampire collar2
#1601vampire duck-on-a-string3
#307vibrating cyborg knife13
#308vinegar125
🥇wand of fudge control1
#1538wheel1
#615witch hat1
#1027wolfman mask1
#255woven baling wire bracelets4
#590wreath of laurels1
#464wrench bracelet6

Wow, that's 17,676 items total!

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