Museum :: Diss

Diss

Rank	Item	Quantity
#567	Amulet of Yendor	33
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#99	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	8
#100	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	8
#14	BGE merchandise order form	156
#111	BGE pocket calendar	6
#169	BGE shotglass	35
#235	BGE temporary tattoo	4
#175	BGE tiny plastic toy	6
#333	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	7
#222	Better Than Cuddling Cake	10
#1261	Bonerdagon necklace	6
#50	Boris's key lime	14
#229	Boris's key lime pie	4
#1417	Boss Bat britches	7
#935	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	3
#13	Brimstone Beret	2
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#379	Bulky Buddy Box	8
#110	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	7
#106	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	5
#77	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	6
#75	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	6
#75	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	6
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#81	CRIMBCO mug	206
#521	CRIMBCO scrip	410
#185	CRIMBCO wine	41
#214	CRIMBCOIDS mints	10
#152	CRIMBCOLOAF	14
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#1070	Codpiece of the Goblin King	6
#88	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	29
#355	Crimbo candied pecan	33
#415	Crimbo fudge	27
#372	Crimbo peppermint bark	31
#587	Crimbo pie	2
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#485	Crimbuck	2,065
#2099	Crown of the Goblin King	8
#288	DNOTC Box	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#49	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	83
#37	Doc's Miracle Cure	40
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#290	El Vibrato power sphere	3
#1366	Feynman gate	3
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#874	Instant Karma	3
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#93	Jarlsberg's key lime	7
#245	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	3
#669	LED block	1
#171	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	55
#185	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	2
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#764	Mob Penguin cellular phone	20
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#417	Orange Star of Sacrifice	5
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#49	Sneaky Pete's key lime	17
#222	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	4
#971	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	4
#945	Summer Nights	1
#523	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	5
#326	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	4
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#557	The Joy of Wassailing	5
#208	The Snake trading card	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#848	Time Juice	7
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#233	Workytime Tea	10
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#37	adhesive tape dolly	3
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#294	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	17
#1125	anniversary gift box	4
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#230	aspirin	4
#134	astronaut pants	64
#46	atomic vector plotter	92
#2045	baconstone	2
#132	bad penguin egg	1
#2857	badass belt	16
#747	bag of airline peanuts	37
#2042	ball	1
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#825	banana	3
#251	banana supersucker	1
#968	bananagate	1
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#353	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	5
#35	bath ball gift set	71
#1662	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#339	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#48	bi-lateral logic compressor	97
#338	bindlestocking	8
#1380	black paisley oyster egg	3
#189	black plastic oyster egg	22
#112	black polka-dot oyster egg	41
#240	black striped oyster egg	20
#117	black velvet box	5
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#3305	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#882	blood flower	5
#759	blue glowstick	1
#410	blue paisley oyster egg	9
#341	blue plastic oyster egg	14
#1242	blue polka-dot oyster egg	3
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#1835	blue striped oyster egg	2
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#621	borg sock monkey	2
#553	bottle of Blank-Out	10
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#153	bouquet of circular saw blades	10
#142	bow staff	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#7455	box of sunshine	1
#737	brick	48
#73	brine	178
#8	briny vinegar	65
#696	broken cellular phone	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1272	buckyball	2
#764	bunch of bananas	2
#129	can of CRIMBCOLA	15
#545	can of fake snow	1
#1977	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	3
#1964	candied yams	3
#2090	candy cane	11
#1999	candy kneecapping stick	1
#1326	candy stake	5
#647	capacitor relay	15
#1108	carbon nanotube frame	7
#1059	cheap plastic bottle opener	5
#311	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	5
#124	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	10
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#543	clown hammer	51
#2494	club necklace	2
#212	colored-light "necklace"	2
#98	computronic processing unit	46
🥉	control crystal	1
#262	crystallized memory	1
#36	cursed breeches	1
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#42	cursed eyepatch	1
#269	cyborg doll	7
#229	cyborg stompin' boot	7
#262	deck of tropical cards	2
#607	defective skull	32
#993	delicious salad	17
#33	deluxe fax machine	7
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#42	digital key lime	26
#231	digital key lime pie	3
#93	dill	304
#1385	disassembled clover	3
#890	doll house	4
#585	dollhive	12
#395	double daisy	1
#656	duck-on-a-string	3
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#5138	easter egg balloon	1
#504	effluvious emerald	1
#1436	eggnog	7
#59	empty blowgun	48
#869	encoder ring	7
#1096	evil googly eye	2
#365	evil teddy bear	39
#702	explosion-flavored chewing gum	37
#601	fake fake vomit	52
#464	fake hand	61
#1008	fake plastic grass	1
#226	fancy but probably evil chocolate	20
#325	fancy chocolate	9
#885	fancy dress ball	11
#753	felt	12
#303	fez of etymology	1
#2032	filthy lucre	1
#1764	fire	1
#305	flashing novelty button	4
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#740	frigid fudgepuck	1
#1946	fruitcake	5
#380	fudge bunny	1
#843	fudge lily	1
#259	fudge spork	1
#1415	fudgecule	1
#99	ghost cucumber	342
#60	ghostly pickling solution	3
#315	giant discarded plastic fork	31
#136	giant green gummi bear	1
#173	giant green gummi ingot	1
#1480	giant pinky ring	6
#134	giant red gummi bear	1
#163	giant red gummi ingot	1
#132	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#168	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
#612	gingerbread bugbear	39
#421	gingerbread horror	13
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#692	golden ring	40
#2190	googly eye	2
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#1909	green beer	1
#241	green drunki-bear	1
#1006	green glowstick	1
#1010	green gummi ingot	1
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#197	gummi canary	1
#201	gummi salamander	1
#241	gummi snake	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#1225	gyroscope	1
#2400	hamethyst	1
#1079	handful of confetti	38
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#2507	heart necklace	2
#2516	herbal stuffing	1
#1110	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
#201	hot stuffing	1
#148	hyperbolic plasma focuser	27
#674	iGoogly	23
#176	immense cyborg hand	12
#957	incredibly creepy marionette	2
#1471	ion grid	3
#108	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	43
#391	iron pasta spoon	15
#712	jazz soap	38
#562	joybuzzer	53
#884	killer rag doll	2
#125	killing feather	141
#2060	kite	1
#739	kneecapping stick	13
#897	kumquartz	1
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#250	kumquat supersucker	1
#384	laser-broiled pear	23
#268	lavender candygram	1
#1486	lavender paisley oyster egg	2
#930	lavender plastic oyster egg	4
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#138	lavender striped oyster egg	14
#204	length of string	59
#1421	licorice garrote	2
#661	licorice root	1
#233	lime supersucker	1
#48	loaded serum blowgun	53
#59	logic synthesizer	225
#988	lollipop stick	1
#570	lovecat tail	1
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#938	mad scientist's sock monkey	2
#602	mafia aria	33
#614	magical ice cube with a fly in it	47
#1086	marionette	1
#575	marionette collective	1
#1293	mauve paisley oyster egg	2
#1551	mauve plastic oyster egg	2
#615	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	5
#971	mauve striped oyster egg	4
#487	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
#603	monomolecular yo-yo	84
#75	motivational poster	41
#915	mushroom fermenting solution	6
#1680	mylar scout drone	1
#863	nanite-infested candy cane	13
#1043	nanite-infested eggnog	5
#613	nanite-infested fruitcake	8
#482	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	10
#385	nanofiber cloth	14
#373	off-white paisley oyster egg	6
#1123	off-white plastic oyster egg	4
#1734	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1024	off-white striped oyster egg	2
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#642	orange glowstick	3
#216	oriole-feather headdress	6
#739	oversized fish scaler	7
#1890	oyster basket	1
#956	pack of KWE trading card	3
#80	paperclip	700
#103	paperclip cape	1
#99	paperclip pants	1
#141	paperclip sproinger	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#207	pear supersucker	1
#892	pearidot	1
#233	pet rock	34
#661	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	34
#667	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	43
#495	petrified time	1
#397	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	2
#1205	pink glowstick	1
#382	pink plastic baby	1
#1725	pixellated candy heart	2
#654	polyalloy shield	6
#302	pork elf goodies sack	24
#869	portable corkscrew	7
#99	portable photocopier	60
#2221	possessed top	1
#1614	prehistoric spear	1
#574	pretty flower	130
#919	puce paisley oyster egg	3
#528	puce plastic oyster egg	7
#1564	puce polka-dot oyster egg	2
#754	puce striped oyster egg	3
#62	purple glowstick	22
#35	quantum polarity inducer	118
#183	rag doll	11
#1795	razor-tipped yo-yo	2
#63	recursive spline reticulator	77
#222	red drunki-bear	1
#994	red gummi ingot	1
#1514	red paisley oyster egg	2
#326	red plastic baby	1
#772	red plastic oyster egg	6
#65	red polka-dot oyster egg	31
#1079	red striped oyster egg	2
#31	reverse-oscillating klystron	130
#353	ring of cold resistance	1
#376	ring of conflict	1
#338	ring of fire resistance	1
#341	ring of gain strength	1
#414	ring of increase damage	1
#439	roboduck-on-a-string	3
#90	robotronic egg	243
#104	[2108]rock	37
#186	rogue swarmer	135
#1138	roll of toilet paper	33
#1490	rubber WWBD? bracelet	5
#1547	rubber WWJD? bracelet	5
#3658	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	1
#1265	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	6
#567	rubber emo roe	56
#441	sawblade fragment	73
#554	scroll of pasta summoning	19
#37	servomechanical torsion facilitator	116
#210	set of jacks	1
#594	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#368	sleeping snowy owl	9
#40	slow jam collection	71
#51	sock monkey	46
#552	solid gold bowling ball	32
#2494	spade necklace	2
#1388	spectral pickle	1
#1398	spooky bicycle chain	1
#217	spooky cosmetics bag	10
#414	spooky eggnog	12
#1020	spooky felt	8
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#301	spooky length of string	40
#625	spooky stuffing	9
#1572	spooky toy wheel	1
#1181	spooky wooden block	4
#206	square CRIMBCOOKIE	6
#797	stainless steel scarf	4
#760	stainless steel shillelagh	6
#221	stainless steel skullcap	11
#456	stainless steel slacks	8
#773	stainless steel solitaire	4
#660	stainless steel suspenders	6
#48	stapler bear	2
#51	star key lime	19
#252	star key lime pie	2
#101	stick	28
#443	stick of "gum"	4
#1520	stick-on-a-string	1
#327	strange shiny disc	13
#225	strawberry supersucker	1
#918	strawberyl	1
#77	strawberyl necklace	1
#340	stringy sinew	30
#5208	stuffed Cheshire bitten	6
#4868	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	7
#3170	stuffed alien blob	1
#5254	stuffed angry cow	6
#7830	stuffed astral badger	2
#5771	stuffed baby gravy fairy	5
#3672	stuffed cocoabo	11
#3201	stuffed doppelshifter	1
#6372	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	4
#5338	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	6
#2981	stuffed gray blob	1
#4311	stuffed hand turkey	9
#4947	stuffed mind flayer	7
#714	stuffed ninja snowman	5
#4332	stuffed scary death orb	9
#4602	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	8
#4402	stuffed snowy owl	8
#4308	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	9
#4253	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	9
#5781	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	5
#553	stuffed yo-yo	1
#199	stuffing	45
#35	sub-molecular interocitor	127
#787	superheated fudge	1
#411	support cummerbund	16
#1007	synthetic stuffing	2
#327	teddy bear	21
#526	teddy borg	17
#1434	theoretical string	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#2848	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	2
#2776	tiny plastic Axe Wound	2
#3114	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#1544	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	3
#127	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	3
#1480	tiny plastic Black Knight	5
#3177	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#3079	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#149	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	3
#3994	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	4
#1731	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	5
#1955	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	4
#924	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	4
#261	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	5
#79	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
#84	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
#2055	tiny plastic Felonia	2
#2734	tiny plastic G Imp	2
#2171	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	3
#3874	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#2170	tiny plastic Hellion	3
#1758	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	4
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#1221	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	6
#2783	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	2
#1073	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	7
#1453	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	5
#28	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	2
#153	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	3
#17	tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress	1
#2764	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	2
#1769	tiny plastic Protagonist	4
#521	tiny plastic Scream Queen	3
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#1440	tiny plastic Spam Witch	5
#1051	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	7
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
#1191	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	4
#2059	tiny plastic The Man	2
#3926	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#956	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	4
#1763	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	4
#2626	tiny plastic accordion thief	2
#420	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	4
#2857	tiny plastic angry bugbear	2
#3304	tiny plastic angry goat	5
#2192	tiny plastic anime smiley	3
#1754	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	4
#3979	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#6167	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	2
#3938	tiny plastic barrrnacle	4
#1761	tiny plastic beanbat	4
#1716	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	3
#3304	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	5
#1466	tiny plastic blooper	5
#1077	tiny plastic brainsweeper	7
#2767	tiny plastic briefcase bat	2
#3968	tiny plastic cocoabo	4
#4886	tiny plastic coffee pixie	3
#2096	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	2
#1487	tiny plastic cubist bull	5
#1243	tiny plastic demoninja	6
#2690	tiny plastic disco bandit	2
#1082	tiny plastic drunk goat	7
#153	tiny plastic fax machine	3
#3843	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#1069	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	7
#1414	tiny plastic fruit golem	5
#3344	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	5
#4857	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	3
#4809	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	3
#2803	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	2
#438	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	4
#2164	tiny plastic goth giant	3
#4811	tiny plastic grue	3
#2112	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	3
#1833	tiny plastic hermit	3
#146	tiny plastic hobo elf	3
#4853	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	3
#3902	tiny plastic killer bee	4
#2184	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	3
#6170	tiny plastic leprechaun	2
#3312	tiny plastic levitating potato	5
#2171	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	3
#6160	tiny plastic mosquito	2
#2154	tiny plastic ninja snowman	3
#1799	tiny plastic pastamancer	3
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#6132	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	2
#1327	tiny plastic sauceror	4
#2176	tiny plastic scary clown	3
#2610	tiny plastic seal clubber	2
#2783	tiny plastic senile lihc	2
#355	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	4
#1474	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	5
#1430	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	5
#6199	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	2
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#3948	tiny plastic stab bat	4
#4891	tiny plastic star starfish	3
#2894	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	2
#127	tiny plastic sword	1
#2147	tiny plastic taco cat	3
#1035	tiny plastic topiary golem	7
#2659	tiny plastic turtle tamer	2
#930	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	8
#2123	tiny plastic warwelf	3
#930	tiny plastic whitesnake	8
#3846	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#14	tires	2,243
#2808	tofurkey gravy	1
#2814	tofurkey leg	1
#641	tomato daiquiri	1
#218	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	7
#209	tooth	19
#819	toothsome rock	11
#2068	top	1
#909	tourmalime	1
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#329	towel	33
#499	toy crazy train	18
#477	toy deathbot	2
#1590	toy hoverpad	1
#119	toy jet pack	67
#418	toy maglev monorail	3
#457	toy mercenary	15
#135	toy ray gun	76
#139	toy soldier	11
#82	toy space helmet	100
#1384	toy train	1
#1821	toy wheel	1
#478	tree skirt	1
#424	tree-eating kite	81
#525	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#257	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	5
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#923	trilobite fossil	1
🥇	tropical Crimbo pressie	1
#253	tropical paperweight	2
#680	tropical wrapping paper	2
#447	unstable laser battery	65
#332	vampire duck-on-a-string	34
#147	vibrating cyborg knife	20
#132	vinegar	261
#236	vitachoconutriment capsule	21
#1538	wheel	1
#483	white chocolate and tomato pizza	4
#726	whoopie cushion	41
#635	wind-up chattering teeth	48
#1221	wooden block	1
#234	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#926	x-ray specs	11
#399	yellow candygram	1
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#1013	yellow gummi ingot	1
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#1584	yellow plastic oyster egg	3
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#898	yellow snowcone	32
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#2204	yo	1
#2364	yo-yo	1
#1453	zombie pineal gland	2

Wow, that's 13,611 items total!

what items are this player missing?