Diss

RankItemQuantity
#570Amulet of Yendor33
#232Arrrmetia trading card1
#1132Asleep in the Cemetery1
#99BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt8
#100BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt8
#14BGE merchandise order form156
#111BGE pocket calendar6
#169BGE shotglass35
#235BGE temporary tattoo4
#175BGE tiny plastic toy6
#333Baron von Ratsworth's tophat7
#222Better Than Cuddling Cake10
#1262Bonerdagon necklace6
#50Boris's key lime14
#228Boris's key lime pie4
#1415Boss Bat britches7
#934Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air3
#13Brimstone Beret2
#64Brimstone Bludgeon1
#101Brimstone Boxers1
#24Brimstone Bracelet1
#32Brimstone Brooch1
#40Brimstone Bunker1
#379Bulky Buddy Box8
#111CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)7
#107CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)5
#78CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)6
#76CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)6
#76CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)6
#250CRIMBCO lanyard2
#81CRIMBCO mug206
#522CRIMBCO scrip410
#185CRIMBCO wine41
#214CRIMBCOIDS mints10
#152CRIMBCOLOAF14
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#999Cloaca-Cola helmet2
#904Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#1071Codpiece of the Goblin King6
#89Copper Alpha of Sincerity29
#353Crimbo candied pecan33
#415Crimbo fudge27
#373Crimbo peppermint bark31
#584Crimbo pie2
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#485Crimbuck2,065
#2098Crown of the Goblin King8
#287DNOTC Box1
#228Das Überkühlraum trading card1
#532Deactivated O. A. F.1
#49Dickory Farms Gift Basket83
#37Doc's Miracle Cure40
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#289El Vibrato power sphere3
#1367Feynman gate3
#209Inndya trading card1
#870Instant Karma3
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
#93Jarlsberg's key lime7
#245Jarlsberg's key lime pie3
#669LED block1
#171MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech55
#185Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot2
#396Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#443Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#764Mob Penguin cellular phone20
#231Morbidda trading card1
#246Nayztameetjoo trading card1
#417Orange Star of Sacrifice5
#813Pink Heart of Spirit1
#233Princess Rutabaga trading card1
#204Roo trading card1
#49Sneaky Pete's key lime17
#222Sneaky Pete's key lime pie4
#971St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket4
#947Summer Nights1
#523Tales of a Kansas Toymaker5
#326The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones4
#217The Grand Poo-Bah trading card1
#557The Joy of Wassailing5
#207The Snake trading card1
#575Tiki lighter1
#848Time Juice7
#158Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#161Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#527Valentine's Day cake1
#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
#227Woldo trading card1
#233Workytime Tea10
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#37adhesive tape dolly3
#124ammonite candy mold1
#1018ammonite fossil1
#294ancient unspeakable fruitcake17
#1122anniversary gift box4
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#538arrow'd heart balloon1
#230aspirin4
#134astronaut pants64
#46atomic vector plotter92
#2045baconstone2
#132bad penguin egg1
#2859badass belt16
#749bag of airline peanuts37
#2043ball1
#246ball-in-a-cup1
#824banana3
#251banana supersucker1
#969bananagate1
#93bananarama bangle1
#352bat-shaped Crimboween cookie5
#35bath ball gift set71
#1660battered Crimbo Crate1
#123belemnite candy mold1
#977belemnite fossil1
#338bell-shaped Crimbo cookie3
#48bi-lateral logic compressor97
#337bindlestocking8
#1379black paisley oyster egg3
#189black plastic oyster egg22
#112black polka-dot oyster egg41
#240black striped oyster egg20
#117black velvet box5
#246blank fudge mold1
#3303blob-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#882blood flower5
#759blue glowstick1
#409blue paisley oyster egg9
#340blue plastic oyster egg14
#1242blue polka-dot oyster egg3
🥈blue ribbon1
#1836blue striped oyster egg2
#174bobble-hip hula elf doll1
#621borg sock monkey2
#553bottle of Blank-Out10
#1073bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#153bouquet of circular saw blades10
#142bow staff1
#150bowlegged pants1
#134bowler1
#7453box of sunshine1
#734brick48
#73brine178
#8briny vinegar65
#696broken cellular phone1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#1272buckyball2
#764bunch of bananas2
#130can of CRIMBCOLA15
#546can of fake snow1
#1976can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce3
#1964candied yams3
#2093candy cane11
#2000candy kneecapping stick1
#1327candy stake5
#648capacitor relay15
#1108carbon nanotube frame7
#1059cheap plastic bottle opener5
#311chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses5
#124circular CRIMBCOOKIE10
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#545clown hammer51
#2495club necklace2
#212colored-light "necklace"2
#98computronic processing unit46
🥉control crystal1
#262crystallized memory1
#36cursed breeches1
#64cursed cutlass1
#42cursed eyepatch1
#269cyborg doll7
#229cyborg stompin' boot7
#262deck of tropical cards2
#608defective skull32
#992delicious salad17
#33deluxe fax machine7
#3285diamond necklace1
#42digital key lime26
#228digital key lime pie3
#93dill304
#1385disassembled clover3
#890doll house4
#585dollhive12
#395double daisy1
#656duck-on-a-string3
#129duct tape dockers1
#93duct tape fedora1
#233duct tape sword1
#5139easter egg balloon1
#503effluvious emerald1
#1436eggnog7
#59empty blowgun48
#870encoder ring7
#1096evil googly eye2
#365evil teddy bear39
#704explosion-flavored chewing gum37
#602fake fake vomit52
#465fake hand61
#1009fake plastic grass1
#226fancy but probably evil chocolate20
#326fancy chocolate9
#885fancy dress ball11
#753felt12
#303fez of etymology1
#2035filthy lucre1
#1761fire1
#305flashing novelty button4
#164floaty inverse geode1
#740frigid fudgepuck1
#1946fruitcake5
#377fudge bunny1
#843fudge lily1
#259fudge spork1
#1415fudgecule1
#99ghost cucumber342
#60ghostly pickling solution3
#315giant discarded plastic fork31
#136giant green gummi bear1
#173giant green gummi ingot1
#1480giant pinky ring6
#135giant red gummi bear1
#164giant red gummi ingot1
#132giant yellow gummi bear1
#169giant yellow gummi ingot1
#611gingerbread bugbear39
#421gingerbread horror13
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#693golden ring40
#2190googly eye2
#222grass blade1
#193grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#1910green beer1
#242green drunki-bear1
#1006green glowstick1
#1009green gummi ingot1
🥈green traffic cone1
#171gummi ammonite1
#165gummi belemnite1
#197gummi canary1
#202gummi salamander1
#242gummi snake1
#170gummi trilobite1
#1225gyroscope1
#2399hamethyst1
#1078handful of confetti38
#236handmade hobby horse1
#2506heart necklace2
#2514herbal stuffing1
#1110high-resistance ultrapolymer plating1
#201hot stuffing1
#148hyperbolic plasma focuser27
#674iGoogly23
#176immense cyborg hand12
#957incredibly creepy marionette2
#1472ion grid3
#108ion-pulse modulation stabilizer43
#391iron pasta spoon15
#714jazz soap38
#564joybuzzer53
#883killer rag doll2
#126killing feather141
#2060kite1
#739kneecapping stick13
#897kumquartz1
#84kumquartz ring1
#250kumquat supersucker1
#384laser-broiled pear23
#268lavender candygram1
#1486lavender paisley oyster egg2
#930lavender plastic oyster egg4
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#138lavender striped oyster egg14
#204length of string59
#1422licorice garrote2
#662licorice root1
#233lime supersucker1
#48loaded serum blowgun53
#59logic synthesizer225
#989lollipop stick1
#569lovecat tail1
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
#938mad scientist's sock monkey2
#603mafia aria33
#616magical ice cube with a fly in it47
#1086marionette1
#575marionette collective1
#1293mauve paisley oyster egg2
#1551mauve plastic oyster egg2
#615mauve polka-dot oyster egg5
#971mauve striped oyster egg4
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#604monomolecular yo-yo84
#75motivational poster41
#915mushroom fermenting solution6
#1680mylar scout drone1
#863nanite-infested candy cane13
#1042nanite-infested eggnog5
#613nanite-infested fruitcake8
#482nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear10
#385nanofiber cloth14
#373off-white paisley oyster egg6
#1123off-white plastic oyster egg4
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1024off-white striped oyster egg2
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#642orange glowstick3
#216oriole-feather headdress6
#740oversized fish scaler7
#1889oyster basket1
#955pack of KWE trading card3
#80paperclip700
#103paperclip cape1
#99paperclip pants1
#141paperclip sproinger1
#91paperclip turban1
#101paperclip-on tie1
#207pear supersucker1
#892pearidot1
#233pet rock34
#662pet rock "Groucho" disguise34
#668pet rock "Snooty" disguise43
#495petrified time1
#396picture of a dead guy's girlfriend2
#1205pink glowstick1
#382pink plastic baby1
#1727pixellated candy heart2
#655polyalloy shield6
#302pork elf goodies sack24
#869portable corkscrew7
#99portable photocopier60
#2220possessed top1
#1614prehistoric spear1
#573pretty flower130
#919puce paisley oyster egg3
#528puce plastic oyster egg7
#1564puce polka-dot oyster egg2
#754puce striped oyster egg3
#62purple glowstick22
#35quantum polarity inducer118
#183rag doll11
#1795razor-tipped yo-yo2
#63recursive spline reticulator77
#223red drunki-bear1
#995red gummi ingot1
#1514red paisley oyster egg2
#326red plastic baby1
#772red plastic oyster egg6
#65red polka-dot oyster egg31
#1079red striped oyster egg2
#31reverse-oscillating klystron130
#352ring of cold resistance1
#376ring of conflict1
#338ring of fire resistance1
#341ring of gain strength1
#414ring of increase damage1
#439roboduck-on-a-string3
#90robotronic egg243
#103[2108]rock37
#186rogue swarmer135
#1138roll of toilet paper33
#1491rubber WWBD? bracelet5
#1546rubber WWJD? bracelet5
#3658rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#1266rubber WWtNSD? bracelet6
#568rubber emo roe56
#441sawblade fragment73
#554scroll of pasta summoning19
#37servomechanical torsion facilitator116
#210set of jacks1
#593skull-shaped Crimboween cookie3
#368sleeping snowy owl9
#40slow jam collection71
#51sock monkey46
#553solid gold bowling ball32
#2494spade necklace2
#1388spectral pickle1
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#218spooky cosmetics bag10
#414spooky eggnog12
#1020spooky felt8
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#301spooky length of string40
#625spooky stuffing9
#1571spooky toy wheel1
#1181spooky wooden block4
#206square CRIMBCOOKIE6
#798stainless steel scarf4
#761stainless steel shillelagh6
#221stainless steel skullcap11
#455stainless steel slacks8
#773stainless steel solitaire4
#661stainless steel suspenders6
#48stapler bear2
#51star key lime19
#252star key lime pie2
#100stick28
#444stick of "gum"4
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#327strange shiny disc13
#225strawberry supersucker1
#918strawberyl1
#77strawberyl necklace1
#339stringy sinew30
#5207stuffed Cheshire bitten6
#4867stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech7
#3170stuffed alien blob1
#5255stuffed angry cow6
#7831stuffed astral badger2
#5770stuffed baby gravy fairy5
#3672stuffed cocoabo11
#3202stuffed doppelshifter1
#6372stuffed flaming gravy fairy4
#5338stuffed frozen gravy fairy6
#2981stuffed gray blob1
#4312stuffed hand turkey9
#4948stuffed mind flayer7
#714stuffed ninja snowman5
#4333stuffed scary death orb9
#4600stuffed sleazy gravy fairy8
#4402stuffed snowy owl8
#4308stuffed spooky gravy fairy9
#4253stuffed stinky gravy fairy9
#5782stuffed undead elbow macaroni5
#553stuffed yo-yo1
#199stuffing45
#35sub-molecular interocitor127
#787superheated fudge1
#411support cummerbund16
#1007synthetic stuffing2
#327teddy bear21
#526teddy borg17
#1434theoretical string1
🥇time sleigh1
#2849tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf2
#2776tiny plastic Axe Wound2
#3115tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#1545tiny plastic Beelzebozo3
#127tiny plastic Best Game Ever3
#1480tiny plastic Black Knight5
#3176tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#42tiny plastic Boris1
#3077tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#149tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ3
#3991tiny plastic Cheshire bat4
#1730tiny plastic Crimbo elf5
#1955tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer4
#924tiny plastic Crimbo wreath4
#261tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram5
#79tiny plastic Dr. Awkward1
#85tiny plastic Ed the Undying1
#2056tiny plastic Felonia2
#2734tiny plastic G Imp2
#2171tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser3
#3872tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#2170tiny plastic Hellion3
#1758tiny plastic Iiti Kitty4
#49tiny plastic Jarlsberg1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#1221tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter6
#2784tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl2
#1073tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist7
#1453tiny plastic Knott Yeti5
#28tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven2
#153tiny plastic Mr. Mination3
#17tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress1
#2762tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy2
#1768tiny plastic Protagonist4
#521tiny plastic Scream Queen3
#51tiny plastic Sneaky Pete1
#1440tiny plastic Spam Witch5
#1051tiny plastic Spunky Princess7
#49tiny plastic Susie1
#1191tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski4
#2058tiny plastic The Man2
#3925tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#956tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo4
#1763tiny plastic XXX pr0n4
#2624tiny plastic accordion thief2
#420tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll4
#2858tiny plastic angry bugbear2
#3304tiny plastic angry goat5
#2191tiny plastic anime smiley3
#1755tiny plastic apathetic lizardman4
#3978tiny plastic astronomer1
#6167tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#3937tiny plastic barrrnacle4
#1761tiny plastic beanbat4
#1716tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar3
#3305tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball5
#1466tiny plastic blooper5
#1076tiny plastic brainsweeper7
#2766tiny plastic briefcase bat2
#3967tiny plastic cocoabo4
#4885tiny plastic coffee pixie3
#2096tiny plastic conservationist hippy2
#1487tiny plastic cubist bull5
#1243tiny plastic demoninja6
#2688tiny plastic disco bandit2
#1082tiny plastic drunk goat7
#152tiny plastic fax machine3
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#1069tiny plastic fluffy bunny7
#1413tiny plastic fruit golem5
#3345tiny plastic fuzzy dice5
#4857tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick3
#4810tiny plastic ghuol whelp3
#2803tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers2
#438tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire4
#2163tiny plastic goth giant3
#4810tiny plastic grue3
#2112tiny plastic handsome mariachi3
#1833tiny plastic hermit3
#146tiny plastic hobo elf3
#4852tiny plastic howling balloon monkey3
#3904tiny plastic killer bee4
#2182tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box3
#6169tiny plastic leprechaun2
#3313tiny plastic levitating potato5
#2170tiny plastic lobsterfrogman3
#6159tiny plastic mosquito2
#2154tiny plastic ninja snowman3
#1797tiny plastic pastamancer3
#67tiny plastic protector spectre1
#6131tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime2
#1328tiny plastic sauceror4
#2175tiny plastic scary clown3
#2611tiny plastic seal clubber2
#2782tiny plastic senile lihc2
#355tiny plastic skeletal reindeer4
#1474tiny plastic smarmy pirate5
#1430tiny plastic spiny skelelton5
#6197tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton2
#3935tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#3948tiny plastic stab bat4
#4892tiny plastic star starfish3
#2893tiny plastic sweet nutcracker2
#127tiny plastic sword1
#2147tiny plastic taco cat3
#1035tiny plastic topiary golem7
#2659tiny plastic turtle tamer2
#930tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni8
#2122tiny plastic warwelf3
#930tiny plastic whitesnake8
#3847tiny plastic zmobie1
#14tires2,243
#2806tofurkey gravy1
#2812tofurkey leg1
#641tomato daiquiri1
#217tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie7
#209tooth19
#819toothsome rock11
#2069top1
#909tourmalime1
#106tourmalime tourniquet1
#329towel33
#499toy crazy train18
#477toy deathbot2
#1591toy hoverpad1
#119toy jet pack67
#418toy maglev monorail3
#457toy mercenary15
#135toy ray gun76
#139toy soldier11
#82toy space helmet100
#1384toy train1
#1821toy wheel1
#478tree skirt1
#424tree-eating kite81
#524tree-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#257triangular CRIMBCOOKIE5
#139trilobite candy mold1
#923trilobite fossil1
🥇tropical Crimbo pressie1
#253tropical paperweight2
#680tropical wrapping paper2
#447unstable laser battery65
#332vampire duck-on-a-string34
#147vibrating cyborg knife20
#132vinegar261
#236vitachoconutriment capsule21
#1538wheel1
#482white chocolate and tomato pizza4
#728whoopie cushion41
#636wind-up chattering teeth48
#1221wooden block1
#232wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie4
#927x-ray specs11
#399yellow candygram1
#230yellow drunki-bear1
#1012yellow gummi ingot1
#1799yellow paisley oyster egg1
#1584yellow plastic oyster egg3
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#900yellow snowcone32
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#2204yo1
#2365yo-yo1
#1453zombie pineal gland2

Wow, that's 13,611 items total!

what items are this player missing?