Museum :: ThrowAChairAtMe

ThrowAChairAtMe

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	Überraschthexengebräu	1
#115	"KICK ME" sign	1
#105	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	1
#139	1,970 carat gold	1
#956	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	2
#239	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#50	20-lb can of rice and beans	1
#1082	33398 scroll	2
#773	334 scroll	2
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#1975	8-ball	2
#47	8-billed baseball cap	2
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#71	Affirmation Cookie	1
#84	Afternoon Delight	1
#134	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#56	Agitated Turkey	1
#15	Aiolion	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#148	Ambitious Turkey	1
#1456	Amulet of Yendor	1
#138	Ancient Protector Soda	2
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
🥇	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	1
#57	Aye Aye	1
#190	BACON	1
#128	BOOterfinger	1
#62	BROS Energy Drink	1
#603	BURT	2
#156	Barney's rake	1
#2708	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	3
#80	Batfellow comic	1
#196	Battlie Light Saver	1
#178	Beach Buck	2
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#14	Bluzzard	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#60	Boxing Day Pass	2
#29	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#128	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#125	Carpathian longsword	2
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#152	Cheer-Up soda	2
#90	Chinese curse words	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#101	Clara's bell	2
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1869	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#172	Coinspiracy	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#47	Cornbeefadon	2
#145	Crimbo Credit	86
#373	Crimbo Factory surprise box	2
#587	Crimbo pie	2
#483	Crimbo salad	2
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#471	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#164	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	2
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#374	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#3212	Crimbuck	1
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#216	DUFRESNE Suds	2
#48	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	1
#51	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	1
#102	Daisy's unclean bloomers	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#95	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	1
#104	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	2
#33	Dinsey Whinskey	1
#17	Dinsey face paint	2
#27	Dinsey food-cone	2
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#43	Disgeist	3
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#84	Drac & Tan	1
#268	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	2
#11	Dressage	1
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#184	Duskwalker syringe	1
#83	Dust bunny	31
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#254	Effermint™ tablets	1
#32	Egnaro berry	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#25	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
#102	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	1
#139	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	1
#64	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#62	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	2
#127	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#246	Freddy Kruegerand	1
#271	Friendliness Beverage	2
#344	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	2
#167	FunFunds™	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#284	Game Grid ticket	1
#264	Game Grid token	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#89	Gathered Meat-Clip	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Elf	1
#13	Gene Tonic: Hobo	2
#15	Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	1
#16	Gene Tonic: Orc	1
#33	Gene Tonic: Penguin	1
#19	Gene Tonic: Slime	1
#26	Gene Tonic: Weird	1
#55	Ghost Dog Chow	2
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#82	Glenn's golden dice	1
#63	Glo-Pop	2
#52	Gnollish sangria	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#90	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	2
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#30	Great Wolf's headband	1
#24	Great Wolf's right paw	1
#207	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#52	Greek fire	1
#655	Green Clover of Justice	3
#77	Green Giant	1
#51	Green Muslin	1
#41	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
#29	Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	2
#56	Hellfire Spicy Beans	2
#64	Hersey™ SMOOCH	1
#111	How to Avoid Scams	2
#76	Humanitini	1
#303	Inner Strength	1
#316	Inner Truth	1
#305	Inner Wisdom	1
#1207	Instant Karma	1
#62	Irish Coffee, English Heart	1
#1288	Iron Beta of Industry	2
#93	Jack-O-Lantern beer	1
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#35	Jokester makeup	3
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#40	Keese berry	1
#156	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	2
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#18	Kudzu salad	2
#259	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	75
#108	LCD game: Burger Belt	1
#98	LCD game: Food Eater	2
#108	LCD game: Garbage River	1
#47	LOV Elephant	1
#27	LOV Elixir #3	3
#31	LOV Elixir #6	1
#14	LOV Entrance Pass	3
#241	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	1
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#114	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	1
#121	Liam's mail	2
#45	License To Kill	1
#107	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	2
#3361	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	2
#1200	M-242	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#7	Mansquito Serum	2
#86	Mansquito's blood	1
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#33	Mark III Steam-Hat	2
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#396	Marquis de Poivre soda	3
#45	Martialest Arts trophy	1
#297	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	2
#203	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#24	Meat Butler	2
#170	Mer-kin cookiestove	3
#77	Mer-kin fitbrine	1
#71	Mer-kin prayerbeads	6
#50	Mer-kin saltmint	1
#34	Mer-kin thighguard	1
#58	Meteorite-Ade	2
#91	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	1
#287	Milk Studs	1
#19	Miss Graves' vermouth	1
#394	Misty Cloak	1
#321	Misty Robe	2
#26	Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	3
#67	Moonshine Mohobo	1
#30	Mr. Accessaturday	1
#124	Mr. Screege's spectacles	2
#91	Muschat	1
#164	Mysterious Blue Box	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#35	Neverending Party guest pass	2
#335	New Zealand iced tea	3
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#1202	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	2
#102	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	1
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#109	Osk'r Chow	1
#99	Othello's handkerchief	1
#66	Outer Wolf™ cologne	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#66	PB&J with the crusts cut off	2
#84	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#67	Plague of Locusts	1
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#38	Poké-Gro fertilizer	3
#60	Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	2
#58	Prunets	1
#84	Purple Beast energy drink	1
#177	Racisto Ruidoso	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#1202	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	2
#24	Riker's Search History	1
#152	Roman sadnals	1
#701	SPF 451 lip balm	2
#112	Sacramento wine	1
#1074	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#53	Sazerorc	1
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#125	Science Notebook	1
#15	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	1
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#37	Shielding Potion	1
#69	Shot of Kardashian Gin	1
#41	Sitrep berry	1
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#124	Sogg-Os	2
#85	Source essence	1
#12	Source shades	4
#39	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	3
#12	Source terminal CRAM chip	1
#50	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	1
#49	Source terminal file: compress.edu	1
#37	Source terminal file: cram.ext	3
#37	Source terminal file: dram.ext	3
#50	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	1
#43	Source terminal file: protect.enq	2
#52	Source terminal file: spam.ext	1
#49	Source terminal file: substats.enh	1
#52	Source terminal file: tram.ext	1
#254	Space Tours Tripple	1
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#121	Spookyraven signet	3
#17	Squib	1
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#74	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	1
#28	Stooper	4
#221	Strix stix	2
#92	Super Weight-Gain 9000	2
#53	Suppurating Sinner	1
#53	Swedish massage fish	1
#212	Sword of Dark Omens	1
#41	Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	1
#22	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	1
#35	Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	1
#778	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	1
#828	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	1
#803	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	1
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#237	Tears of the Quiet Healer	1
#95	Telltale™ rubber heart	1
#24	Tesla's Electroplated Beans	3
#7	The Author's ink	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#65	The Emperor's dry cleaning	3
#63	The Emperor's new cookie	1
#45	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#43	The Jokester's wig	1
#702	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
#13	The Plumber's mushroom stew	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#67	The Superconductor's CPU	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#1568	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#507	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	1
#501	Thwaitgold bug statuette	1
#989	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	1
#1414	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	1
#1737	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#1813	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#331	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#445	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	1
#801	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	4
#371	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	3
#811	Thwaitgold spider statuette	2
#1267	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#67	Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	1
#175	Trainbot circuitry	1
#164	Trainbot optics	1
#169	Trainbot plating	1
#161	Trainbot servomotors	1
#158	Trainbot tubing	2
#47	Twitching Television Tattoo	1
#143	UV monocular	1
#54	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	1
#60	Uncle Buck	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#106	Unfortunato's foolscap	3
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#64	VYKEA bracket	1
#71	VYKEA dowel	1
#47	VYKEA instructions	2
#60	VYKEA plank	2
#61	VYKEA rail	2
#61	VYKEA woadpaint	2
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#120	Wal-Mart gift certificate	2
#238	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	1
#138	Wet Russian	1
#161	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
#60	World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	2
#43	Xiblaxian alloy	3
#36	Xiblaxian circuitry	21
#49	Xiblaxian crystal	1
#45	Xiblaxian polymer	41
#745	Yellow Moon of Compassion	4
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#53	absentee voter ballot	3
#68	abstraction: category	1
#68	abstraction: perception	1
#72	abstraction: purpose	1
#72	abstraction: sensation	2
#54	abstraction: thought	7
#1568	adorable seal larva	1
#30	airborne mutagen	2
#67	alarm accordion	1
#261	alien drugs	2
#223	alien force field disruptor bean	1
#59	alien protein powder	4
#43	alien rock sample	1
#37	alien sandwich	2
#203	alien source code printout	1
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#114	almost-dead walkie-talkie	5
#147	amok pudding	1
#109	amok putter	1
#1252	amulet of extreme plot significance	2
#182	ancient ice cream scoop	1
#37	ancient medicinal herbs	3
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#139	angst burger	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#557	anticheese	6
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#143	antique machete	3
#36	antique nutcracker drumstick	1
#44	antique nutcracker waistcoat	1
#485	armgun	1
#33	armored prawn	2
#234	artisanal limoncello	1
#92	asbestos thermos	1
#643	asshat	1
#415	astronaut ice-cream	1
#177	attorney's badge	1
#124	autocalliope	1
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#2450	baconstone	1
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#5054	badass belt	5
#190	bag of GORF	2
#222	bag of GORP	1
#502	bag of bones	1
#140	bag of park garbage	1
#172	ballast turtle	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#825	banana	3
#412	bark rootbeer	1
#60	barnacled barrel	2
#64	barrel beryl	3
#15	barrel beryl choker	1
#72	barrel cracker	2
#70	barrel gun	1
#66	barrel pickle	4
#85	barrel-aged martini	3
#186	barskin tent	1
#59	basaltamander tongue	1
#257	batskin belt	2
#37	battery-powered drill	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#56	bear claw	2
#81	beard incense	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#116	beautiful soup	1
#138	beer basted brat	1
#770	beer bomb	6
#73	beer-a-pult	2
#82	beery blood	1
#954	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#52	bellhop's hat	2
#73	big tun	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#122	birdbone corset	2
#241	black and white cracker	2
#54	black brandy	1
#874	black candy heart	1
#237	black eyedrops	3
#78	black mana	1
#198	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#40	blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail	1
#76	blob of wood glue	1
#3058	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#1654	blood flower	1
#59	blood-red mushroom wine	1
#120	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
#797	bloody beer	3
#117	blowdart	1
#192	blue grass	2
#55	body spradium	2
#180	boilermaker	2
#32	boiling broth	1
#90	bottle of Amontillado	1
#53	bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	1
#49	bottle of Lambada Lambic	1
#278	bottle of Ooze-O	2
#50	bottle of Race Car Red	1
#54	bottle of Rapier Witbier	1
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#1054	bottle of goofballs	24
#79	bottle of melodramamine	1
#83	bottle of norwhiskey	1
#419	bottle of pirate juice	2
#266	bottle of realpagne	1
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#331	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#135	bottle of wine	2
#191	bottled day	1
#33	bottoms of the barrel	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#93	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	1
#45	bowl of maggots	3
#70	bowl of mummy guts	1
#334	box of Dweebs	1
#7455	box of sunshine	1
#397	bread line	1
#277	bread man	1
#31	bread roll	1
#184	breakfast mess	2
#2053	brick	4
#221	brigand brittle	2
#1222	brine	3
#58	broken high-temperature mining drill	3
#162	brown felt tophat	2
#83	browser cookie	1
#294	buñuelos Jaliscos	1
#956	bubbly potion	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#294	bucket of honey	2
#1102	bugbear beanie	1
#1109	bugbear bungguard	1
#98	bugbear detector	1
#150	bugbear purification pill	1
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#91	burnt snowpants	7
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#50	buzzard feather	1
#280	cabooze	1
#28	can of Minions-Be-Gone	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#733	can of spinach	2
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#1141	candied kobold	1
#44	candy carrot	1
#257	candy cigarette	1
#30	candy dress shoes	2
#233	candy harmonica	1
#49	candy necktie	1
#90	cap gun	1
#635	carbonated water lily	1
#85	carnivorous potted plant	1
#129	carton of snake milk	1
#53	cartoon harpoon	1
#157	cartoon heart	1
#52	cashew	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#122	catfish whiskers	1
#88	chakra sludge	13
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#128	cheer extractor	1
#185	cheer-o-gram	1
#108	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#87	cheerful antler hat	1
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#508	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#76	chlorine crystal	1
#714	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#171	chrome sword hilt	1
#81	citrus-infused sake	1
#1641	clown hammer	2
#144	clumsiness bark	2
#86	coal shovel	1
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#327	cold wad	2
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#365	communal gobstopper	2
#85	compounded experience	1
#555	concentrated garbage juice	1
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#49	coney haunch	1
#86	confiscated cell phone	1
#94	confiscated comic book	2
#76	confiscated love note	2
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#43	cornucopia	5
#68	corrupted marrow	1
#47	cow poker	1
#140	crappy waiter disguise	1
#98	crate of firebombs	1
#163	creepy ginger ale	2
#103	creepy nursery rhyme	1
#223	crusty hula hoop	1
#125	crystal skeleton vodka	1
#476	crystalline cheer	8
#27	crystalline reamer	1
#120	cubic zirconia	2
#45	cuddly teddy bear	1
#181	cupcake-in-a-cup	1
#47	cute mushroom	4
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#314	cylindrical mold	1
#1025	daisy	1
#107	damp bar rag	1
#117	dangerous jerkcicle	2
#47	dark chocolate egg	1
#964	dark potion	1
#207	death blossom	1
#116	decanter of fine Scotch	2
#159	decomposed boot	2
#1477	defective skull	1
#45	delicious candy	6
#82	deluxe layer cake	1
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#908	designer handbag	2
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#16	dice-shaped backpack	1
#1622	dill	1
#108	diluted makeup	1
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1060	disassembled clover	11
#344	discocktail	1
#923	distilled fortified wine	2
#224	dollar-sign bag	4
#121	donated booze	138
#143	donated candy	100
#161	donated food	92
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#23	double barreled barrel gun	1
#37	drafty drawers	2
#17	dreadful box	2
#217	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	1
#29	dropped scrap of paper	11
#187	drum of tommy ammo	1
#2321	duct tape	1
#93	dumb mud	2
#124	dungeoneering kit	2
#68	dusty barrel	3
#1041	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#949	dusty bottle of Port	2
#1015	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#163	ear poison	1
#265	eggwater	1
#126	eldritch alignment spray	1
#258	eldritch effluvium	31
#88	eldritch elixir	1
#92	eldritch extract	1
#489	electrical thingamabob	2
#128	elegant nightstick	1
#32	elf ploughshare	1
#1812	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#199	elven magi-pack	1
#280	elven squeeze	2
#1304	empty agua de vida bottle	1
#544	enchanted barbell	1
#207	enchanted bean burrito	1
#208	enchanted muesli	1
#258	executive mime flask	2
#191	exotic jungle fruit	1
#79	exotic travel brochure	1
#113	expensive camera	1
#48	experimental serum G-9	1
#101	extra-strength red potion	2
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#802	white picket fence	1
#108	whole turkey leg	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#1027	wolfman mask	1
#46	wolfskull mask	1
#80	wood screw	1
#596	wool hat	1
#52	worksite credentials	1
#131	wriggling worm	2
#462	wumpus hair	1
#94	yellow matter custard	1
#38	yellow traffic cone	1
#606	yohohoyo	1
#56	zombie	2
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#185	zombie hollandaise	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 4,460 items total!

what items are this player missing?