Museum :: h00k

h00k

Rank	Item	Quantity
#113	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#577	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#687	1-ball	5
#83	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	152
#600	2-ball	6
#674	3-ball	5
#1113	4-ball	2
#263	4-dimensional guitar	5
#878	5-ball	3
#695	6-ball	5
#1115	7-ball	2
#724	8-ball	22
#345	ASCII shirt	5
#1459	Amulet of Yendor	1
#2231	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#180	Ben-Gal™ Balm	7
#368	Better Than Cuddling Cake	5
#411	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#674	Black No. 2	2
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#541	Bonerdagon necklace	21
#127	Boris's ring	11
#1678	Boss Bat bling	1
#530	Boss Bat britches	28
#197	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	52
#692	Bulky Buddy Box	4
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
🥉	Cloaca grenade	26,435
🥉	Cloaca-Cola	158,384
🥈	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	8,847
#822	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	3
#998	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#609	Cloaca-Cola shield	4
#75	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	4
#553	Codpiece of the Goblin King	14
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1199	Corpse Island iced tea	3
#739	Crown of the Goblin King	34
#698	Daffy Taffy	40
#135	Disco Banjo	4
#42	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	217
#34	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	614
#99	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	10
#196	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	8
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#562	Dolphin King's crown	8
#224	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	46
#1105	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#70	Dramatic™ range	26
#2741	Drowsy Sword	1
#1668	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#310	Dyspepsi-Cola	225
#513	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	5
#774	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	3
🥇	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	52,102
#566	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	4
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#150	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	98
#171	Feynman gate	71
#119	Frogade	4
#182	Gnollish casserole dish	4
#180	Gnollish flyswatter	17
#258	Gnollish pie server	7
#136	Gnollish pie tin	43
#157	Gnollish plunger	18
#310	Gnollish slotted spoon	6
#547	Gnollish toolbox	3
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#369	Goodfella contract	80
#679	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#68	Hatorade	7
#164	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	3
#443	Hell ramen	3
#780	Imp Ale	115
#174	Jarlsberg's earring	8
#174	Jolly Roger charrrm	27
#271	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	8
#174	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	66
#18	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	8
#191	Knob sausage	43
#281	Knoll mushroom	41
#332	Knoll shroomkabob	3
#156	LED block	10
#1063	Let Me Be!	1
#83	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#3898	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#191	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	58
#357	M-242	20
#148	MSG	5
#355	Mad Train wine	280
#338	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	25
#238	Manetwich	3
#559	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#61	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	1
#100	Meat detector	6
#223	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	36
#301	Meleegra™ pills	32
#174	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	23
#52	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	2,521
#185	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	2
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#395	Mob Penguin cellular phone	51
#225	Mohawk wig	56
#870	Mountain Stream soda	3
#158	ND	1
#82	NG	23
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#508	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#365	Orcish baseball cap	8
#321	Orcish cargo shorts	9
#348	Orcish frat-paddle	7
#160	Orcish meat locker	3
#611	PADL Phone	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#430	Penultimate Fantasy chest	31
#294	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	4
#282	Pine-Fresh air freshener	11
#98	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	5
#192	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	6
#575	Ram's Face Lager	16
#164	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	10
#644	Rock Pops	82
#66	Rock and Roll Legend	31
#492	Sensual Massage for Creeps	3
#100	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	13
#150	Sneaky Pete's key lime	2
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#399	Snow Queen Crown	5
#186	Spam Witch sammich	285
🥇	Special Seasoning	33,413
#379	Spooky Surprise Egg	30
#627	Summer Nights	2
#464	Supernova Champagne	5
#437	Swabbie™ swab	2
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#562	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#266	Trollhouse cookies	170
#1251	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#10	Unionize The Elves sign	2
#1342	Valentine	9
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#476	White Citadel burger	1
#429	White Citadel fries	1
#14	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	33
#469	abominable snowcone	22
#310	acid-squirting flower	11
#705	all-purpose cleaner	1
#67	alpha-mail pants	2
#380	ancient protein powder	9
#2224	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#678	anniversary balloon	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#569	annoying pitchfork	4
#482	anti-anti-antidote	1
#478	anticheese	9
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#39	antique greaves	302
#72	antique helmet	167
#34	antique shield	331
#40	antique spear	332
#410	armgun	2
#138	arrrgyle socks	21
#145	asbestos crossbow	5
#245	asbestos ore	29
#262	asbestos staff	2
#324	asparagus knife	21
#769	aspirin	1
#282	asshat	6
#374	astronaut pants	23
#285	atomic vector plotter	13
#95	awful poetry journal	2,500
#658	baby killer bee	14
#2449	baconstone	1
#47	baconstone bracelet	18
#217	baconstone pendant	2
#1137	badass belt	48
#86	badger badge	2
#460	bag of Cheat-Os	13
#753	bag of lard	1
#429	balaclava	1
#199	ballroom blintz	25
#121	bamboo bokuto	2
#654	banana peel	1
#40	banjo strings	21
#502	bar skin	16
#57	bar whip	2
#380	barbed-wire fence	11
#839	barrrnacle	14
#195	baseball	36
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#247	bat guano	62
#121	bat wing	170
#168	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#43	batblade	155
#196	batgut	186
#1661	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#111	beach glass bead	68
#643	bed of coals	1
#859	beer bomb	3
#671	beer helmet	1
#785	beertini	1
#62	bejeweled accordion strap	4
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#262	bi-lateral logic compressor	13
#272	big red clown nose	27
#472	big rock	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#448	bit-o-cactus	4
#589	black & tan	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#610	black pension check	1
#218	black pixel	141
#666	black shield	1
#852	black snake skin	1
#1901	black striped oyster egg	2
#725	black sword	1
#920	black-and-blue light	1
#689	blackberry	4
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#1653	blood flower	1
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#299	bloody beer	50
#236	bloody clown pants	28
#317	bloody mary	5
#1772	blue paisley oyster egg	2
#380	blue pixel	165
#148	blue pixel potion	10
#942	blue plasma ball	1
#307	blue polka-dot oyster egg	13
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#213	bone collar	1
#69	bone rattle	45
#435	borg sock monkey	4
#598	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	3
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#224	bottle of Pinot Renoir	7
#111	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	10
#699	bottle of alcohol	1
#465	bottle of antifreeze	2
#750	bottle of goofballs	34
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#678	bottle of popskull	1
#235	bottle of sewage schnapps	29
#18	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	37
#460	bowl of cottage cheese	34
#183	bowl of fishysoisse	5
#289	bowl of lucky charms	2
#312	box	41
#1012	box of sunshine	239
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#429	boxed wine	49
#174	brass stinger	3
#1935	brick	5
#437	brine	45
#326	broken skull	59
#23	broken sword	395
#588	bronze breastplate	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#132	bubbly potion	137
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#249	buckler buckle	1
#924	buckyball	4
#253	bugbear beanie	28
#313	bugbear bungguard	17
#160	bum cheek	127
#245	bunch of square grapes	16
#375	buoybottoms	1
#384	cactus fruit	3
#533	calle de miel	1
#1819	can of Binarrrca	1
#354	can of Red Minotaur	11
#547	can of fake snow	1
#238	can of spinach	9
#1462	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	5
#1129	candied yams	7
#635	candy cane	57
#3830	candy stake	1
#302	canopic jar	14
#162	capacitor relay	83
#170	carbon nanotube frame	80
#634	carbonated water lily	1
#98	carob chunks	102
#429	cast	35
#72	cat appendix	132
#105	catgut	134
#566	centipede eggs	2
#1514	cheap plastic bottle opener	2
#149	cheap wind-up clock	5
#346	chef's hat	26
#158	chewing gum on a string	111
#507	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#224	chocolate spurs	3
#217	chopsticks	24
#687	chorizo brownies	1
#254	chorizo taco	17
#229	chrome crossbow	3
#163	chrome crossbow string	1
#133	chrome helmet turtle	2
#188	chrome ore	35
#203	chrome staff	3
#164	chrome stick	1
#221	chrome sword	4
#221	chunk of depleted Grimacite	49
#151	chunk of rock salt	43
#110	clay peace-sign bead	68
#188	clockwork key	10
#129	cloudy potion	157
#268	clown shoes	11
#557	clown skin	6
#1026	club necklace	7
#539	cocktail napkin	2
#233	cocoa eggshell fragment	360
#130	coconut shell	701
#211	cog	146
#155	cog and sprocket assembly	3
#227	cold ninja mask	17
🥇	combat lover's locket	1
#715	comfy coffin	1
#502	communications windchimes	4
#281	computronic processing unit	12
#284	concentrated garbage juice	3
#239	concentrated magicalness pill	9
#505	cool whip	4
#169	cordial of concentration	2
#360	corncob pipe	3
#160	cornuthaum	51
#1821	corpse on the beach	1
#1183	corpsedriver	3
#1465	corpsetini	2
#251	cranberries	124
#840	crazy little Turkish delight	2
#484	cream stout	2
#540	creamsicle	1
#214	crowbarrr	11
#443	cup of infinite pencils	2
#418	cyborg doll	4
#840	cyborg stompin' boot	3
#1025	daisy	1
#393	dance card	3
#132	dark potion	138
#124	das boot	1
#317	dead guy's watch	21
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#259	decaying goldfish liver	24
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#74	decorative fountain	174
#130	dehydrated caviar	76
#48	delectable catalyst	19
#466	delicious noodles	1
#650	demon skin	6
#1033	dense meat stack	4
#156	desiccated apricot	75
#153	detective skull	1
#1596	diamond necklace	4
#378	diamond-studded cane	14
#75	diamond-studded fronts	4
#595	didgeridooka	1
#404	dill	99
#193	dirty hobo gloves	139
#531	disbelief suspenders	1
#405	disco ball	92
#398	disco mask	87
#457	disease	18
#280	disembodied brain	13
#291	disembodied smile	1
#267	disintegrating quill pen	29
#207	disintegrating sheet music	23
#586	distressed denim pants	1
#101	disturbing fanfic	2,461
#258	divine noisemaker	55
#493	dollhive	16
#74	dope wheels	20
#74	drab sonata	131
#82	draggin' ball hat	147
#431	dried face	6
#28	dripping meat crossbow	4
#146	dry noodles	1,286
#303	drywall axe	44
#428	dull fish scale	2
#270	dungeoneer's dungarees	4
#1126	dusty Crimbo crate	4
#409	dusty bottle of Marsala	31
#218	dusty bottle of Merlot	114
#419	dusty bottle of Muscat	30
#319	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	57
#323	dusty bottle of Port	65
#839	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	3
#312	dusty right second rear claw	1
#398	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#138	eXtreme meat sword	1
#299	eXtreme mittens	13
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#337	eXtreme scarf	9
#3662	easter egg balloon	3
#122	effervescent potion	154
#2058	eggnog	3
#333	empty meat tank	9
#154	enchanted barbell	14
#415	enchanted bean	4
#64	enchanted brass knuckles	3
#122	enchanted eyepatch	2
#651	enchanted toothpick	1
#243	ennui-flavored potato chips	211
#65	enormous belt buckle	115
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#409	evil golden arch	17
#355	evil golden arches	1
#182	evil googly eye	27
#190	evil teddy bear	80
#202	extra-spicy bloody mary	14
#11	extra-strength strongness elixir	2,023
#297	eye of newt	38
#116	eye-pod	5
#162	eyepatch	66
#114	f3d0r4	122
#631	facsimile dictionary	15
#531	fairy gravy boat	1
#176	false eyelashes	3
#493	fancy bath salts	14
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#968	fancy chocolate	3
#790	fancy dress ball	13
#404	felt	21
#105	fermenting powder	61
#505	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	1
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#104	filthy corduroys	114
#323	filthy hippy poncho	1
#116	filthy knitted dread sack	96
#87	filthy pestle	47
#743	fine wine	2
#775	fire	6
#142	fizzy potion	136
#258	flamin' bindle	3
#258	flaming crutch	27
#885	flaming mushroom	1
#186	flaming mushroom wine	2
#92	flaming talons	160
#68	flange	41
#204	flaregun	81
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#166	flat dough	33
#178	flute of flat champagne	78
#163	flytrap pellet	1
#273	foolscap fool's cap	11
#367	forest tears	1
#328	frayed rope belt	4
#117	freezin' bindle	5
#106	frigid air mattress	6
#254	frigid hankyū	1
#202	frigid ninja stars	236
#426	frilly shirt	1
#233	frilly skirt	19
#13	frozen mushroom	1,920
#135	frozen nunchaku	27
#236	fruit bowl	1
#3426	fruitcake	1
#149	full meat tank	1
#56	furry fur	3,537
#52	furry pants	20
#4735	fuzzy dice	1
#498	ga-ga radio	2
#526	ghost cucumber	85
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#232	ghuol ears	82
#271	ghuol egg	80
#461	ghuol egg quiche	2
#388	ghuol guolash	18
#386	giant cactus quill	1
#647	giant discarded bottlecap	7
#315	giant discarded plastic fork	31
#652	giant discarded torn-up glove	6
#358	giant moxie weed	7
#72	giant needle	1,465
#547	giant pinky ring	27
#1745	gingerbread horror	4
#1884	gingerbread mutant bugbear	3
#295	glass of goat's milk	38
#287	glob of green slime	1
#12	gloomy black mushroom	1,709
#186	glowing red eye	108
#77	gnatwing	170
#211	gnauga hide	26
#75	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	14
#230	gnoll lips	17
#153	gnoll teeth	32
#56	goat beard	185
#68	goat cheese	740
#156	goat cheese pizza	90
#527	gob of wet hair	14
#394	gold lamé pants	1
#693	golden ring	40
#1013	googly eye	11
#232	goth kid t-shirt	22
#535	gr8ps	4
#250	grapefruit	34
#210	grapes	52
#328	grassy cutlass	2
#299	grave robbing shovel	4
#278	green peawee marble	1
#310	green pixel	183
#239	green pixel potion	3
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#410	grouchy restless spirit	21
#663	grue egg	40
#378	grue egg omelette	6
#224	grungy bandana	4
#259	grungy flannel shirt	2
#376	guano coffee cup	3
#104	guitar pick	61
#617	gyroscope	4
#218	hair spray	53
#246	halfberd	2
#1932	hamethyst	2
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#32	hamethyst necklace	19
#5204	handful of confetti	1
#456	handful of hand chalk	49
#407	handful of nuts and berries	1
#568	handful of sand	11
#214	handsomeness potion	10
#203	harem girl t-shirt	6
#1648	heart necklace	4
#1453	heart-shaped balloon	1
#50	heavy D	3,367
#540	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#278	hellion cube	25
#450	helmet turtle	98
#92	hemp string	243
#420	herb brownies	47
#2081	herbal stuffing	2
#370	herbs	52
#248	hermit permit	12
#402	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	7
#280	hill of beans	87
#134	hippo skin buckler	1
#125	hippopotamus pants	1
#147	hipposkin poncho	1
#481	hippy protest button	2
#575	honey-dipped locust	1
#306	horizontal tango	3
#194	hors d'oeuvre tray	8
#80	hot buttered roll	11
#683	hot date	1
#341	hot katana blade	43
#279	hot nuggets	4
#224	hot pink lipstick	3
#93	hot wad	110
#459	hot wing	107
#407	huge spoon	3
#265	hyperbolic plasma focuser	13
#178	hypodermic needle	9
#386	iGoogly	62
#974	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	35
#727	ice-cold Willer	36
#449	ice-cold fotie	41
#614	ice-cold six-pack	9
#206	iced-out bling	2
#162	icy katana hilt	29
#387	immense cyborg hand	9
#229	incredibly creepy marionette	13
#209	infernal insoles	16
#376	inkwell	7
#246	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
#181	ion grid	82
#270	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	13
#266	irate sombrero	9
#405	iron pasta spoon	14
#978	irradiated candy cane	5
#242	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	32
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#301	jar of squeeze	3
#365	jewelry-making pliers	1
#246	jug-o-magicalness	8
#172	ketchup hound	51
#63	kickback cookbook	10
#222	killer rag doll	12
#343	killing feather	71
#345	kneecapping stick	42
#63	knoll mushroom wine	4
#183	ladle of mystery	1
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#1085	lavender paisley oyster egg	3
#56	lead necklace	121
#456	leaflet	1
#42	leather chaps	150
#315	leather mask	15
#226	leathery rat skin	18
#343	lemon	129
#630	length of string	18
#190	leotarrrd	12
#609	lewd playing card	3
#279	lihc eye	72
#403	lihc eye pie	4
#206	lihc face	32
#271	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	27
#142	line	662
#61	linoleum crossbow	11
#385	linoleum ore	11
#86	linoleum staff	8
#133	linoleum sword	7
#180	little paper umbrella	539
#1942	loaded serum blowgun	1
#165	logic synthesizer	83
#481	long pork	1
#173	long skinny balloon	60
#373	loose teeth	134
#377	los chinos	1
#124	lotion of coldness	7
#112	lotion of hotness	10
#83	lotion of sleaziness	15
#115	lotion of stench	9
#236	lovecat tail	4
#116	lowercase N	173
#375	lucky bottlecap	3
#228	lumbering jack	1
#11	lupine sword	168
#257	mad scientist's sock monkey	12
#533	mafia aria	41
#120	magical ice cubes	708
#241	magical mystery juice	64
#377	magicalness-in-a-can	9
#402	magilaser blastercannon	2
#172	magnifying glass	4
#278	maiden wig	9
#309	mandarina colada	1
#131	many-eyed glasses	12
#526	maple syrup	6
#201	mariachi G-string	16
#254	mariachi pants	88
#204	marionette collective	4
#403	martini	5
#487	marzipan skull	19
#167	meat engine	14
#311	meat from yesterday	6
#461	meat paste	64
#539	meat stack	30
#116	meat vortex	487
#335	meatcar model	1
#132	meatspout staff	1
#84	menorette	4
#49	mesh cap	130
#322	metallic A	124
#126	milky potion	138
#178	mind flayer corpse	106
#302	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	1
#78	miniature espresso maker	2
#466	mojo filter	1
#1580	monomolecular yo-yo	4
#163	moonglasses	4
#65	moxie magnet	2
#189	moxie weed	132
#690	mugcake	1
#278	mullet wig	5
#563	mummy wrapping	11
#116	murky potion	167
#973	mylar scout drone	4
#2526	nanite-infested candy cane	3
#1414	nanite-infested eggnog	4
#2619	nanite-infested fruitcake	2
#1476	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	4
#223	nanofiber cloth	28
#147	necklace chain	29
#293	ninja hot pants	12
#153	ninja mop	17
#160	nothing-in-the-box	4
#3384	obsidian dagger	1
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#939	stainless steel shillelagh	5
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#772	stainless steel solitaire	4
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#254	stalk of asparagus	36
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#32	starchy crossbow	2
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#205	sucky decal	9
#235	sunken chest	71
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#427	super-spiky hair gel	167
#67	superamplified boom box	20
#463	support cummerbund	14
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#81	swashbuckling pants	79
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#3908	tiny plastic Hellion	1
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#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#3860	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
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#2948	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
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#3903	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
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#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3935	tiny plastic demoninja	1
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#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#1658	tiny plastic grue	11
#6145	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	2
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#3970	tiny plastic leprechaun	4
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#4848	tiny plastic mosquito	3
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#3952	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#3834	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#1828	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	10
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#4038	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
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#4478	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
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#248	tube of hair oil	1
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#227	turtlemail bits	5
#131	turtling rod	1
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#413	twinkly powder	3
#1105	twitching claw	4
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#386	unidentified jerky	17
#376	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	9
#1171	unstable DNA	29
#293	unstable laser battery	72
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#2411	valuable trinket	1
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#218	vampire duck-on-a-string	55
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#714	vibrating cyborg knife	9
#321	viking helmet	37
#665	vinegar	56
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
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#161	vorpal blade	55
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#227	walrus-tusk earring	5
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#630	warm mushroom	1
#942	water pipe bomb	1
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#312	whiskey and cola	6
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#319	whiskey sour	6
#567	white Canadian	3
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#804	white picket fence	1
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#472	white snake skin	16
#446	white sword	7
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#238	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	214
#110	wolf mask	494
#133	wooden block	22
#308	wooden stakes	9
#157	worn tophat	14
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#257	wussiness potion	68
#46	ye olde golde frontes	5
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#966	yellow plastic oyster egg	6
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#1946	yellow snowcone	2
#1636	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#321	yeti fur	563
#1254	yo	5
#125	yuletide troll chrysalis	1
#1863	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 363,579 items total!

what items are this player missing?