| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
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| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
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| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
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| #1742 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
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| #1238 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #265 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
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| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
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| #513 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
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| #89 | Gin Mint | 1 |
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| #249 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #109 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
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| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
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| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
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| #50 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 1 |
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| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
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| #1009 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
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| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
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| #174 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #423 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
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| #82 | Sangria de Menthe | 1 |
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| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
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| #737 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
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| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #169 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 1 |
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| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
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| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
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| #699 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
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| #243 | bellhop bell | 1 |
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| #189 | black facepaint | 1 |
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| #268 | black velvet box | 1 |
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| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #98 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
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| #1630 | buckyball | 1 |
| #716 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
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| #250 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
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| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
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| #640 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
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| #665 | cherry | 1 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #55 | chiptune guitar | 1 |
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| #689 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #969 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #3277 | club necklace | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #154 | cologne of contempt | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #748 | cool mushroom | 1 |
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| #226 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #1824 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1812 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #87 | crude crudités | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #31 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #201 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #487 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #460 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #432 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #964 | dark potion | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #3289 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
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| #225 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #586 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1911 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
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| #132 | enchanted handwarmer | 1 |
| #240 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #256 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
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| #1373 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #57 | fixed-gear bicycle | 1 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #322 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #819 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #861 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #271 | foon | 1 |
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| #502 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #577 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #4739 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #1923 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
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| #565 | giant foam finger | 1 |
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| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #139 | hand grenegg | 1 |
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| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #602 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #374 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #968 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
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| #186 | homeopathic healing powder | 1 |
| #575 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #258 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #685 | hot date | 1 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #275 | ice stein | 1 |
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| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #683 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #78 | ironic moustache | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #544 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #560 | jumbo olive | 1 |
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| #184 | juniper berries | 1 |
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| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
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| #349 | knob ka-bobs | 1 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #124 | leaf | 1 |
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| #1235 | lemon | 1 |
| #1752 | length of string | 1 |
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| #935 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #270 | library card | 1 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #624 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
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| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #870 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
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| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #930 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
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| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #709 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #1087 | marionette | 1 |
| #921 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #667 | martini | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #479 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #168 | menudo | 1 |
| #939 | milky potion | 1 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
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| #291 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #912 | murky potion | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #262 | nothing-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
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| #218 | oil of expertise | 1 |
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| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
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| #132 | old eyebrow pencil | 1 |
| #142 | old rosewater cream | 1 |
| #257 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #218 | onion shurikens | 1 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
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| #242 | packet of beer nuts | 1 |
| #187 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
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| #620 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #914 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #265 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #473 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
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| #982 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
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| #750 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
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| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
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| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
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| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
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| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #209 | pool torpedo | 1 |
| #1625 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
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| #243 | possessed tomato | 1 |
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| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
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| #243 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #2040 | pretty flower | 1 |
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| #247 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #335 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #443 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #140 | rat scrapple | 1 |
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| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
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| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
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| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
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| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
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| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
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| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
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| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
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| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
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| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
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| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
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| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
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| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
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| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
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| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
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| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
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| #265 | tisket | 1 |
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| #2813 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
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| #441 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| #1868 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #393 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #2070 | top | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
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| #1041 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #618 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #576 | tube of dread wax | 1 |
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| #392 | tulip | 1 |
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| #154 | unnatural gas | 1 |
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| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
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| #940 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #649 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
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| #792 | white Canadian | 1 |
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| #366 | wooden axe | 1 |
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| #1045 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1378 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
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| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #2366 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |