| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
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| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
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| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
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| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
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| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1737 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
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| #1236 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #234 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
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| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
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| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
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| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
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| #88 | Gin Mint | 1 |
| #1010 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
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| #250 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #109 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #676 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
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| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
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| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
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| #162 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
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| #969 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
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| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
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| #400 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #259 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #50 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 1 |
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| #43 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #131 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
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| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
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| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
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| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #949 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
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| #88 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
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| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #611 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #173 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2657 | Rock Pops | 1 |
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| #78 | Sangria de Menthe | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1317 | Senior Mints | 1 |
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| #253 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
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| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #666 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #128 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
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| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
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| #803 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #99 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
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| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #169 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 1 |
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| #1952 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
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| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
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| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
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| #59 | basic meat foon | 1 |
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| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
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| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
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| #242 | bellhop bell | 1 |
| #202 | black cherry soda | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #188 | black facepaint | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #193 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
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| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
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| #262 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
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| #317 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
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| #97 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #249 | buckler buckle | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1108 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #226 | can-can-in-a-can | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
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| #146 | caret | 1 |
| #639 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
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| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #662 | cherry | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #55 | chiptune guitar | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #246 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #688 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #522 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #967 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #155 | cologne of contempt | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #746 | cool mushroom | 1 |
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| #199 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #223 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #85 | crude crudités | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #488 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #378 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #461 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #431 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #962 | dark potion | 1 |
| #1294 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #226 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #204 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #131 | enchanted handwarmer | 1 |
| #236 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
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| #136 | fancy schmancy cheese sauce | 1 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #57 | fixed-gear bicycle | 1 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #322 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #860 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #31 | giant grain of protein powder | 31 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
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| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
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| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #123 | groupie lipstick | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #139 | hand grenegg | 1 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
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| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #604 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #372 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #968 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #548 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #179 | home robotics kit | 1 |
| #187 | homeopathic healing powder | 1 |
| #576 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #256 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #685 | hot date | 1 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #277 | ice stein | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #273 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #141 | incredible pizza | 1 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #78 | ironic moustache | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #542 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #558 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #187 | jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #183 | juniper berries | 1 |
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| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #348 | knob ka-bobs | 1 |
| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
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| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #124 | leaf | 1 |
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| #743 | leathery bat skin | 1 |
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| #587 | leathery rat skin | 1 |
| #617 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #179 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #270 | library card | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #624 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #865 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #439 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #209 | little round pebble | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #931 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
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| #911 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #1978 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
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| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
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| #479 | margarita | 1 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #919 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #1088 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #166 | menudo | 1 |
| #936 | milky potion | 1 |
| #899 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #144 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #911 | murky potion | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #263 | nothing-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #218 | oil of expertise | 1 |
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| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
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| #131 | old bronzer | 1 |
| #130 | old eyebrow pencil | 1 |
| #139 | old rosewater cream | 1 |
| #255 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #218 | onion shurikens | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
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| #239 | packet of beer nuts | 1 |
| #184 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
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| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #263 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
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| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #985 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
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| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1206 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #508 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
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| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
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| #322 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
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| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
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| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #206 | pool torpedo | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #243 | possessed tomato | 1 |
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| #208 | pr0n cocktail | 1 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #240 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1168 | probability potion | 1 |
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| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #333 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #444 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #138 | rat scrapple | 1 |
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| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
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| #190 | scrumdiddlyumptious solution | 1 |
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| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
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| #60 | software glitch | 1 |
| #171 | soggy used band-aid | 1 |
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| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
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| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #129 | super ka-bob | 1 |
| #199 | super salad | 1 |
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| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #898 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
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| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
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| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
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| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #602 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
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| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
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| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #386 | tomato daiquiri | 3 |
| #442 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #393 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
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| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #231 | transporter transponder | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #575 | tube of dread wax | 1 |
| #247 | tube of hair oil | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #154 | unnatural gas | 1 |
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| #330 | unstable quark | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #1643 | vinegar | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #565 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| #630 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #938 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #790 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #221 | white Xanadian | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1162 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #363 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #191 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1048 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1379 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |