| #299 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 6 |
| #142 | 5-hour acrimony | 1 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #98 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #138 | Ancient Protector Soda | 2 |
| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #787 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #217 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #128 | BOOterfinger | 1 |
| #503 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #40 | Bal-musette accordion | 1 |
| #196 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #120 | Big Punk | 1 |
| #761 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #193 | BitterSweetTarts | 2 |
| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #255 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #113 | Boss Drops | 1 |
| #94 | Bram's choker | 1 |
| #159 | C.H.U.M. chum | 10 |
| #310 | C.H.U.M. knife | 3 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #2426 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #45 | Cajun accordion | 1 |
| #179 | Camp Scout pup tent | 1 |
| #20 | Can of Spaghetto | 2 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddyâ„¢ (off) | 1 |
| #572 | Chroner | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #66 | Comet Drop | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1483 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #673 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #1352 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1381 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1366 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #754 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #361 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot battery | 12 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 11 |
| #61 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 8 |
| #90 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 6 |
| #81 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 7 |
| #50 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 12 |
| #59 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 9 |
| #116 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 4 |
| #75 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 7 |
| #87 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 6 |
| #44 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 11 |
| #113 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 4 |
| #90 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 6 |
| #275 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 9 |
| #95 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 5 |
| #26 | Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack | 1 |
| #120 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 4 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 12 |
| #253 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 4 |
| #74 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 6 |
| #111 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 4 |
| #284 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 8 |
| #79 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 7 |
| #96 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 5 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #216 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 5 |
| #230 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 12 |
| #240 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 4 |
| #266 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 9 |
| #56 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 9 |
| #9 | Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower | 3 |
| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #98 | Drizzlersâ„¢ Black Licorice | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #87 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #91 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #170 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #259 | En Una Fila Tequila | 1 |
| #203 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 4 |
| #86 | Flamin' Whatshisname | 3 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #286 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #310 | Frosty's frosty mug | 5 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #30 | Frosty's snowball sack | 2 |
| #226 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 3 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #1049 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #53 | Golden Light | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #343 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #488 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #121 | Holiday Fun! | 1 |
| #60 | Hot 'n' Scarys | 2 |
| #113 | Illuminati earpiece | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #356 | Kissin' Cousins | 3 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #188 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 5 |
| #24 | Lazybonesâ„¢ recliner | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #127 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
| #258 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #208 | Maxing, Relaxing | 5 |
| #79 | Mer-kin cancerstick | 1 |
| #50 | Mer-kin saltmint | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin saltsquid | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #287 | Milk Studs | 1 |
| #133 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #89 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #120 | Moonds | 1 |
| #80 | Mountain Stream Code Black Alert | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #248 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 6 |
| #132 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
| #375 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #98 | Northern pemmican | 1 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #371 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 3 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #358 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #160 | Pain Dip | 1 |
| #2360 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #196 | Piddles | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #135 | PlexiPips | 1 |
| #193 | Polka Pop | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #20 | Rümpelstiltz | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #766 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #2163 | Rock Pops | 7 |
| #208 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 3 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #715 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #357 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 4 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #153 | Sogg-Os | 1 |
| #254 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #100 | Star Spawn | 1 |
| #644 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #106 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #93 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #627 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #128 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #828 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #803 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #9 | Take Eleven Bar | 111 |
| #409 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #93 | Texas tea | 2 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #1004 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #115 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 7 |
| #1414 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #154 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 18 |
| #811 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #131 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #224 | Travels with Jerry | 5 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #320 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #312 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #165 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #238 | Way More Tearsâ„¢ pepper spray | 1 |
| #138 | Wet Russian | 1 |
| #233 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #218 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #35 | Yoloâ„¢ chocolates | 1 |
| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #266 | abandoned candy | 2 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #132 | accord ion | 1 |
| #70 | accordion file | 1 |
| #121 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #67 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #622 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #117 | antique accordion | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #124 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #147 | badge of authority | 1 |
| #336 | bag of W&Ws | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #77 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #655 | banana peel | 1 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #121 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #161 | bed of coals | 5 |
| #133 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #328 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #147 | berries of suffering | 1 |
| #100 | big dribbly candle | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #585 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #610 | black pension check | 1 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #105 | black tear | 1 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #518 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #393 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #217 | blob of Alphredoâ„¢ | 1 |
| #213 | blue grass | 1 |
| #123 | blue shell | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #263 | boiling seal blood | 1 |
| #118 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #943 | bone chips | 1 |
| #54 | bonsai tree | 1 |
| #173 | book of matches | 1 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #714 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #83 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 1 |
| #408 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #92 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #194 | bowling ball | 2 |
| #334 | box of Dweebs | 1 |
| #1455 | box of sunshine | 124 |
| #66 | boxing glove on a spring | 1 |
| #92 | brand new key | 1 |
| #42 | brass abacus | 1 |
| #205 | breakfast mess | 1 |
| #105 | breakfast miracle | 2 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #44 | broberry brogurt | 1 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #423 | bubblin' crude | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #408 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #714 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #351 | can of Ghuol-B-Goneâ„¢ | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #107 | can of sardines | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #226 | can-can-in-a-can | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #669 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #666 | candied nuts | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #48 | candy UFOs | 1 |
| #716 | candy brain | 2 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #26 | candy cane candygram | 1 |
| #257 | candy cigarette | 1 |
| #240 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #55 | candycaine powder | 1 |
| #49 | carrot cake | 1 |
| #262 | carton of rotten eggs | 1 |
| #157 | cartoon heart | 1 |
| #103 | catfish whiskers | 3 |
| #122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #274 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #179 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
| #127 | choco-Crimbot | 12 |
| #248 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #230 | chocolate pasta spoon | 1 |
| #218 | chocolate saucepan | 1 |
| #212 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #211 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #208 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #155 | cigarette lighter | 1 |
| #35 | cinnamon cannoli | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #99 | classy monkey | 1 |
| #104 | coal dust | 1 |
| #204 | cob of corn | 1 |
| #56 | coffee pixie stick | 1 |
| #106 | cold mashed potatoes | 1 |
| #283 | cold seal sweat | 1 |
| #150 | cold water bottle | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #253 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #209 | cookie cookie | 4 |
| #389 | corn holder | 2 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #736 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #187 | cotton candy cone | 1 |
| #138 | cracker | 1 |
| #1243 | cranberries | 1 |
| #126 | crayon shavings | 1 |
| #541 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #89 | creepy doll head | 1 |
| #111 | creepy voodoo doll | 1 |
| #87 | crude crudités | 1 |
| #201 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #212 | cup of infinite pencils | 7 |
| #181 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #19 | cute bow from beyond the stars | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #314 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #96 | daub-breaker | 1 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| #111 | dead lights pie | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #207 | death blossom | 1 |
| #90 | delicious comfit? | 1 |
| #82 | deluxe layer cake | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #1151 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #93 | deviled egg | 1 |
| #75 | dew yoana salacious lei | 1 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #16 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #89 | dinner roll | 1 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #274 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #582 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #562 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #24 | doll-eye amulet | 1 |
| #269 | dollar-sign bag | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #112 | double-ice gum | 1 |
| #242 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #124 | drone self-destruct chip | 1 |
| #111 | droopy doll eye | 1 |
| #133 | dubious peppermint | 1 |
| #93 | dumb mud | 2 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #136 | eagle feather | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #106 | elderly jawbreaker | 1 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #1911 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #1304 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #2229 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #239 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #70 | expensive champagne | 1 |
| #156 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #90 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #67 | extremely wet T-shirt | 1 |
| #261 | facehugging alien | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #138 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #217 | fat wallet | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #126 | filet of The Fish | 1 |
| #212 | filth-encrusted futon | 4 |
| #2032 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #64 | finger cuffs | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #24 | fishbone belt | 1 |
| #10 | fishbone catcher's mitt | 1 |
| #7 | fishbone fins | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #79 | flamin' bindle | 7 |
| #39 | flamingo mallet | 1 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #336 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #819 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #139 | fleetwood chain | 1 |
| #72 | fleetwood mac 'n' cheese | 1 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #307 | foetid seal tear | 1 |
| #431 | foie gras | 1 |
| #144 | frayed rope belt | 10 |
| #215 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #158 | freezin' bindle | 4 |
| #127 | freshwater fishbone | 1 |
| #285 | frigid air mattress | 3 |
| #740 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #96 | frost flower | 1 |
| #706 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #380 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1415 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #219 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #63 | fumble formula | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #175 | gamma nog | 2 |
| #100 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #494 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #136 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #180 | giant jar of protein powder | 1 |
| #241 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #142 | giant motorcycle boots | 1 |
| #106 | giant pearl | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #163 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #189 | giant turkey leg | 1 |
| #132 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #168 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #806 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #108 | glark cable | 1 |
| #202 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #248 | glass of herbal tequila | 1 |
| #130 | glass of warm water | 1 |
| #846 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #136 | goblin water | 2 |
| #187 | gold crown | 1 |
| #97 | gold star | 25 |
| #135 | gold tooth | 3 |
| #76 | grass whistle | 1 |
| #241 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1010 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #92 | guancertina | 1 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #68 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #201 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #241 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #242 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 1 |
| #105 | half-empty carton of milk | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
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| #70 | mama's squeezebox | 1 |
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| #693 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #327 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 1 |
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| #147 | miniature boiler | 1 |
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| #136 | mother's secret recipe | 1 |
| #18 | moustache sock | 10 |
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| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
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| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
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| #128 | neoprene skullcap | 1 |
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| #108 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| #232 | non-aged vinegar | 1 |
| #225 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #861 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #104 | odd silver coin | 1 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #96 | old love note | 1 |
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| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
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| #398 | perl necklace | 1 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
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| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #134 | plaid cowboy hat | 1 |
| #16 | plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #320 | plastic cup of beer | 1 |
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| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #160 | spooky lasso | 1 |
| #206 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
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| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
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| #1333 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
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| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #596 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
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| #37 | superduperball | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #73 | surgical tape | 1 |
| #900 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #170 | sweet roll Alabama | 1 |
| #684 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #811 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #212 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 1 |
| #163 | tarnished bottlecap | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
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| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #341 | terrible poem | 1 |
| #282 | that gum you like | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
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| #122 | throwing spoon | 1 |
| #583 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #999 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1139 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1361 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #90 | toast | 27,081 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
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| #394 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
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| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #96 | toy accordion | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #923 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #249 | tube of hair oil | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #133 | turtle-shaped rock | 1 |
| #105 | twist of lime | 1 |
| #154 | unnatural gas | 1 |
| #238 | unquiet spirits | 1 |
| #78 | unused walkie-talkie | 12 |
| #391 | upsy daisy | 2 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #229 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| #566 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| #391 | voodoo snuff | 3 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #188 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #342 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 1 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #478 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #165 | warbear bearserker mead | 1 |
| #252 | warbear bearserker potion | 1 |
| #369 | warbear beeping telegram | 2 |
| #170 | warbear blizzard mead | 1 |
| #292 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
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| #164 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #383 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #339 | warbear helm fragment | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #160 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 8 |
| #168 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #94 | warbear liquid lasers | 1 |
| #273 | warbear liquid overcoat | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #422 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #87 | warbear rejuvenation potion | 1 |
| #369 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 2 |
| #88 | warbear superpotion | 1 |
| #156 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 1 |
| #344 | warbear trouser fragment | 1 |
| #272 | warbear wardance potion | 1 |
| #134 | warbear warrior bread | 1 |
| #621 | warbear whosit | 4 |
| #70 | weighted paperclip chain | 1 |
| #248 | whiskey in a broken glass | 1 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #99 | whole turkey leg | 2 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #87 | witch wart | 1 |
| #21 | woim | 2 |
| #74 | worst candy | 1 |
| #232 | wumpus hair | 7 |
| #29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair net | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1013 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #94 | yellow matter custard | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |