Museum :: muskratlove

muskratlove

Rank	Item	Quantity
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#1428	2-ball	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1475	4-ball	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#66	Alewife™ Ale	43
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#215	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	5
#71	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#1397	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	8
#159	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	13
#448	Bash-Ōs boxtop	2
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#456	Better Than Cuddling Cake	4
#614	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#412	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#92	Black Body™ spray	6
#66	Blackfly Chardonnay	156
#887	Bonerdagon necklace	11
#88	Boozehounds Anonymous token	11
#147	Boris's key lime pie	9
#925	Boris's ring	1
#528	Boss Bat bling	6
#1172	Boss Bat britches	10
#570	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	6
#337	Bulky Buddy Box	9
#48	Climate Colada	1
#966	Codpiece of the Goblin King	7
#865	Cold Hots candy	3
#209	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	2
#113	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	9
#533	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	4
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#367	Corpse Island iced tea	14
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#1758	Crimbuck	88
#1656	Crown of the Goblin King	12
#725	Daffy Taffy	38
#313	Divine	1
#340	Dolphin King's crown	13
#200	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	18
#751	Drowsy Sword	22
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#373	El Vibrato power sphere	2
#108	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	2
#290	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#297	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#140	Frogade	3
#254	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	3
#743	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
#163	Gnollish pie tin	31
#443	Gnollish toolbox	6
#82	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	5
#508	Green Clover of Justice	4
#525	Gummi-Gnauga	3
#113	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	7
#419	Imp Ale	425
#1114	Iron Beta of Industry	3
#131	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	10
#779	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	4
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#600	Knob mushroom	4
#347	Knoll mushroom	29
#122	LED block	11
🥇	LWA ring	1
#1048	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	24
#246	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	231
#467	Lucky Surprise Egg	7
#265	M-242	42
#346	Mad Train wine	289
#365	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	4
#219	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	16
#536	Meleegra™ pills	13
#137	Mer-kin fastjuice	2
#145	Mer-kin foodbucket	2
#44	Mer-kin pinkslip	5
#597	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	5
#759	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	15
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#172	Miniborg beeper	3
#87	Miniborg hiveminder	5
#42	Miniborg laser	11
#53	Miniborg stomper	10
#9	Miniborg strangler	45
#48	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	3
#1529	Mr. Mediocrebar	20
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#850	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	4
#870	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#944	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	7
#472	Penultimate Fantasy chest	24
#258	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	3
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#168	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#783	Ram's Face Lager	4
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#1546	Rock Pops	20
#182	SPF 451 lip balm	13
#1088	Senior Mints	2
#151	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	8
#252	Spooky Surprise Egg	59
#454	Steal This Candy	3
#335	Supernova Champagne	11
#438	Swabbie™ swab	2
#747	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	46
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#109	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
#279	Typical Tavern swill	17
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#468	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	4
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#2089	Valentine	2
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#416	Warm Subject gift certificate	114
#105	White Hyborian	1
#1360	Wint-O-Fresh mint	4
#899	Yellow Moon of Compassion	3
#1212	Yummy Tummy bean	120
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#426	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	4
#330	accidental cider	3
#349	alphabet gum	4
#17	ancient cursed foot locker	20
#78	ancient stone fist	29
#91	ancient stone head	12
#396	ancient vinyl coin purse	6
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#2604	anniversary gift box	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#281	around the world	6
#425	asbestos ore	14
#1063	astral mushroom	2
#185	baby cuddlefish	1
#862	baconstone	9
#2085	badass belt	25
#367	bag of lard	3
#1145	banana	1
#86	banana milkshake	1
#144	banana peel	37
#389	banana smoothie	1
#1020	banana-frosted king cake	1
#443	bar skin	20
#763	barrrnacle	17
#373	battered Crimbo Crate	31
#273	beer bomb	110
#483	beer helmet	4
#787	beertini	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#285	big boom	3
#124	bilge wine	281
#246	bit of clingfilm	17
#47	black & tan	141
#874	black candy heart	1
#351	black eyedrops	2
#75	black facepaint	8
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#49	black pension check	468
#379	black picnic basket	2
#248	black pixel	106
#287	black plastic oyster egg	16
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#93	black sheepskin diploma	4
#126	black snake skin	86
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#241	black-and-blue light	250
#117	blackberry	258
#158	blended frozen swill	1
#270	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	24
#204	blood of the Wereseal	3
#874	bloody beer	2
#408	bloody mary	3
#607	blue glowstick	2
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#420	blue pixel	139
#253	blue plasma ball	236
#160	blue plastic baby	2
#1032	blue plastic oyster egg	4
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#753	blue snowcone	2
#2622	blue striped oyster egg	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#241	boilermaker	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#379	bottle of Definit	1
#414	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#380	bottle of Pinot Renoir	3
#145	bottle of alcohol	36
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#347	bottle of cooking sherry	3
#147	bottle of gin	251
#1015	bottle of goofballs	25
#135	bottle of peppermint schnapps	2
#213	bottle of pirate juice	4
#538	bottle of popskull	2
#265	bottle of realpagne	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#87	bottle of rum	1,350
#183	bottle of sake	5
#597	bottle of sewage schnapps	2
#233	bottle of vodka	100
#118	bottle of whiskey	500
#75	bottled inspiration	19
#323	bouquet of circular saw blades	4
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#7453	box of sunshine	1
#138	boxed wine	300
#2171	brick	3
#240	briefcase	34
#232	broken carburetor	1
#135	brown plastic baby	5
#142	brown sugar cane	47
#1627	buckyball	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#1327	can of Binarrrca	4
#186	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	3
#421	can of Swiller	3
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#494	can of spinach	4
#1040	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	8
#431	candied kobold	7
#736	candied yams	12
#621	candy brain	3
#4787	candy cane	1
#2000	candy kneecapping stick	1
#270	candy knuckles	7
#231	canopic jar	28
#78	canteen of wine	232
#508	cardboard ore	2
#173	carob brownies	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#183	cement sandals	5
#204	centipede eggs	18
#196	cheap cigar butt	11
#249	cheap elven gloves	17
#264	cheap studded belt	200
#94	cherry	115
#179	children of the candy corn	1
#185	chocolate filthy lucre	43
#390	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	4
#267	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	8
#238	chocolate-frosted king cake	9
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#526	chrome ore	8
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#35	clingfilm tangle	2
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#430	clown skin	11
#1349	club necklace	5
#240	cocoa egg	57
#312	cocoa eggshell fragment	232
#272	coconut shell	209
#683	cog	19
#31	cold nuggets	181
#51	cold powder	33
#61	cold wad	127
#357	colorful plastic ball	51
#751	commemorative war stein	2
🥉	control crystal	1
#747	cool mushroom	1
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#223	cordial of concentration	1
#524	corn holder	1
#397	corpse on the beach	13
#100	corpsebite	3
#305	corpsedriver	16
#579	corpsetini	9
#153	cotton candy cone	2
#503	cranberries	36
#319	cream stout	8
#364	crumbling rat skull	1
#94	crystallized memory	3
#89	cup of primitive beer	51
#135	cupcake-in-a-cup	2
#51	cursed black pearl onion	47
#81	cursed bottle of black-label rum	25
#55	cursed bottle of rum	49
#52	cursed cannonball	40
#40	cursed dirty joke scroll	43
#248	cursed piece of thirteen	3
#43	cursed sea biscuit	52
#54	cursed voodoo skull	39
#593	cyborg doll	2
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#286	dance card	6
#12	delectable fire ant	330
#149	delicious noodles	23
#992	delicious salad	17
#15	delicious shimmering moth	772
#20	delicious stinkbug	371
#320	demon skin	31
#840	dense meat stack	9
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#621	diamond necklace	11
#164	digital key lime	2
#109	digital key lime pie	12
#241	disassembled clover	428
#246	disintegrating quill pen	33
#90	distilled fortified wine	24
#155	divine blowout	215
#129	divine can of silly string	300
#90	divine champagne flute	221
#76	divine champagne popper	184
#65	divine cracker	228
#108	divine noisemaker	374
#1168	dollhive	3
#129	donkey flipbook	6
#398	dope gangsta bling-bling	2
#206	dope wheels	4
#501	drum machine	5
#300	dry noodles	428
#213	dry vodka martini	1
#1037	drywall axe	8
#522	duct tape	64
#198	dull fish scale	27
#459	dusty Crimbo crate	24
#488	dusty bottle of Marsala	22
#470	dusty bottle of Merlot	26
#534	dusty bottle of Muscat	17
#501	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	22
#614	dusty bottle of Port	13
#515	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	19
#486	dwarf bread	8
#174	dwarvish magazine	7
#1554	easter egg balloon	15
#503	effluvious emerald	1
#337	eggbeater	1
#2058	eggnog	3
#131	elven limbos gingerbread	79
#653	elven cellocello	27
#213	elven moonshine	54
#262	elven socks	17
#946	elven suicide capsule	20
#194	elven whittling knife	1
#285	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	45
#740	empty agua de vida bottle	100
#926	enchanted leopard-print barbell	6
#651	enchanted toothpick	1
#1774	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1
#50	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	13
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#564	eye of newt	10
#196	eyepatch	52
#1167	facsimile dictionary	5
#374	fairy gravy boat	2
#372	fake blood	3
#161	fancy canapés	3
#411	fancy chocolate car	7
#491	fancy seashell necklace	2
#193	fertilized ghuol egg	2
#230	festive holiday hat	18
#329	fetid feather	23
#116	fish-liver oil	262
#324	flaming feather	31
#302	flaming mushroom	9
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#201	flat dough	20
#229	flavored foot massage oil	241
#337	flirtatious feather	18
#275	floaty pebbles	2
#90	floaty rock	1
#76	floaty stone sphere	1
#269	flute of flat champagne	32
#104	flytrap pellet	3
#222	foam dart	250
#136	foam noodle	10
#282	freezerburned ice cube	1
#531	frightful feather	8
#326	frozen feather	30
#253	frozen mushroom	10
#50	fruitfilm	22
#132	fruity girl swill	1
#187	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	1
#201	funky dried mushroom	54
#485	furry fur	114
#444	gearbox necklace	2
#258	ghuol egg	88
#391	ghuol egg quiche	3
#815	giant discarded bottlecap	5
#870	giant discarded plastic fork	10
#653	giant discarded torn-up glove	6
#239	giant glass of brandy	2
#641	giant pinky ring	23
#33	gilded ancient cursed chest	9
#81	gilded ancient cursed key	3
#67	gimlet	17
#2821	gingerbread bugbear	3
#608	gingerbread house	1
#939	gingerbread mutant bugbear	5
#76	glass of baboon milk	43
#360	glass of goat's milk	25
#235	glistening fish meat	1
#79	glob of green slime	27
#225	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#600	gnauga hide	3
#78	goblin autoblowgun	6
#75	goblin hunting spear	7
#167	golden ring	120
#1098	googly eye	10
#54	gray bow tie	77
#882	green balloon	1
#1124	green beer	7
#373	green pixel	132
#843	green snowcone	1
#378	gremlin juice	4
#94	gremlin mutagen	4
#323	grog	4
#66	grouchy restless spirit	836
#1341	grue egg	19
#632	grumpy old man charrrm	1
#140	guano coffee cup	30
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#1225	gyroscope	1
#401	half-rotten brain	1
#1450	hamethyst	4
#182	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
#190	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
#1509	handful of confetti	25
#322	handful of nuts and berries	3
#406	handful of pine needles	2
#258	handful of sand	70
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#927	heart necklace	8
#481	hellion cube	9
#965	herb brownies	4
#588	herbal stuffing	13
#1025	herringcello	19
#58	hot nuggets	151
#44	hot powder	115
#80	hot wad	130
#969	iGoogly	10
#579	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	134
#697	ice-cold Willer	40
#637	ice-cold fotie	19
#924	ice-cold six-pack	2
#208	iced-out bling	2
#275	icy mushroom wine	1
#96	imitation crab meat	52
#1000	immense cyborg hand	5
#141	inflatable duck	12
#376	inkwell	7
#15	interesting-looking twig	975
#691	invisible bag	1
#202	irradiated candy cane	17
#81	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	6
#1453	jawbruiser	2
#80	jug of baconstone juice	1
#44	jumbo olive	125
#139	kamicorpse-ee	2
#120	killing feather	144
#146	knob mushroom wine	1
#156	knoll mushroom wine	1
#85	knuckle sandwich	296
#392	large box	9
#184	large cocoa eggshell fragment	3
#311	laser-broiled pear	25
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#1171	lavender plastic oyster egg	3
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1766	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#1295	lead necklace	1
#234	leathery bat skin	35
#230	leathery cat skin	48
#293	leathery rat skin	10
#178	leftover Crimbo rations	1
#130	libation of liveliness	3
#976	licorice garrote	3
#161	lime	101
#336	line	190
#570	linoleum ore	5
#380	little paper umbrella	154
#291	live lobster	1
#100	live nautical mine	1
#510	live wire	2
#398	long pork	2
#238	long skinny balloon	38
#284	lucky rabbit's foot	23
#114	lumbering jack	4
#44	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	4
#201	lump of coal	2
#518	lump of diamond	2
#1690	mafia aria	3
#339	magical ice cubes	132
#248	makeshift cape	1
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#527	maple syrup	6
#32	margarita	250
#575	marionette collective	1
#527	marshmallow	17
#88	martini	100
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#1551	mauve plastic oyster egg	2
#1846	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2384	mauve striped oyster egg	1
#446	meat stack	59
#329	megatofu	16
#396	melted Jell-o shot	2
#145	miniature antlers	1
#108	misfit dolly	1
#106	misfit hobby horse	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#105	misshapen animal skeleton	1
#181	molotov cocktail cocktail	29
#42	monkey wrench	100
#654	monomolecular yo-yo	71
#543	mother's little helper	2
#225	mulled cider	8
#695	mummy costume	7
#173	mummy wrapping	146
#187	mushroom fermenting solution	40
#1341	mylar scout drone	2
#594	nanite-infested candy cane	21
#845	nanite-infested eggnog	6
#400	nanite-infested fruitcake	11
#1477	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	4
#518	nanofiber cloth	10
#355	natural fennel soda	5
#364	night-vision goggles	5
#805	obsidian dagger	22
#1363	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
#2534	off-white plastic oyster egg	1
#1734	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
#357	off-white striped oyster egg	9
#124	oil of expertise	5
#116	oil of slipperiness	5
#118	old coin purse	148
#99	old leather wallet	193
#109	old-fashioned	8
#2042	oozenog	2
#688	orange candy heart	13
#38	ornate ancient cursed chest	10
#19	ornate ancient cursed key	17
#239	oversized fish scaler	13
#183	oyster basket	31
#955	pack of KWE trading card	3
#201	packet of beer nuts	2
#105	packet of tofurkey gravy	2
#983	pair of bolt cutters	3
#319	pair of ragged claws	1
#132	palm frond	107
#225	pants of the Slug Lord	16
#407	papaya	40
#411	papaya sling	2
#72	papaya slung	31
#128	party hat	47
#625	passable elf mask	8
#95	pat-a-cake pendant	12
#417	patchouli incense stick	28
#59	patent leather shoes	75
#309	penguin focaccia bread	36
#63	penguin thesaurus	76
#313	personal massager	71
#304	personalized coffee mug	235
#2716	pet rock	1
#397	petrified wood	20
#225	philter of phorce	5
#56	pie crust	80
#62	piece of after eight	15
#450	pile of candy	15
#313	pile of dusty animal bones	18
#236	pile of gold coins	7
#557	pile of jumping beans	2
#168	pile of loose snow	1
#382	pink plastic baby	1
#137	pirate pelvis	26
#1366	pixellated candy heart	4
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#98	plum wine	8
#20	plump juicy grub	882
#1064	pocketwatch on a chain	2
#125	pointy mushroom	19
#196	pointy mushroom wine	1
#834	poison pen	2
#152	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	5
#514	polyalloy shield	7
#654	pool cue	5
#708	pork elf goodies sack	8
#726	porquoise	10
#154	poultrygeist	5
#736	pr0n legs	6
#82	pressurized potion of perception	1
#275	prismatic wad	6
#1287	puce paisley oyster egg	2
#2103	puce plastic oyster egg	1
#1564	puce polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1645	puce striped oyster egg	1
#733	pulsing flesh	5
#787	pumpkinhead mask	6
#216	purple corpsel	1
#576	purple glowstick	2
#782	purple snowcone	2
#464	purple-frosted astral cupcake	2
#336	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	3
#304	raspberry	1
#508	rat appendix	9
#127	ratarang	1
#1220	really dense meat stack	3
#29	really thick bandage	15
#1514	red paisley oyster egg	2
#288	red pixel	41
#105	red plastic baby	5
#2537	red plastic oyster egg	1
#2205	red polka-dot oyster egg	1
#846	red snowcone	1
#1646	red striped oyster egg	1
#104	red-headed corpse	3
#514	redrum	1
#1299	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
#129	ribbon candy	11
#303	rigid carapace	12
#166	ring of half-assed regeneration	20
#269	roasted marshmallow	138
#1103	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#81	robotronic egg	262
#20	rock lobster	1
#129	rockfish stomach	3
#1068	rogue swarmer	50
#218	roll of Hob-Os	1
#267	roll of toilet paper	379
#142	rough fish scale	3
#570	rubber WWBD? bracelet	13
#877	rubber WWJD? bracelet	9
#862	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	9
#1076	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	7
#70	rum and cola	40
#749	rusty chain necklace	2
#318	rusty metal ring	1
#325	rusty metal shaft	1
#114	rusty rivet	1
#292	sake bomb	64
#152	salamander slurry	2
#643	salamander spleen	7
#124	salty dog	600
#462	salty slug	2
#143	sand dollar	134
#967	sandwich of the gods	7
#336	sangria	1
#167	sawblade fragment	121
#548	sawblade shield	4
#376	scented massage oil	3
#126	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	152
#183	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	102
#169	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	154
#150	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	158
#296	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	9
#175	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	102
#52	screwdriver	100
#459	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	2
#515	scroll of drastic healing	100
#54	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	13
#43	scrumptious ice ant	38
#275	scrumptious reagent	419
#110	sea avocado	2
#126	sea honeydew	1
#125	sea lychee	1
#117	sea salt scrubs	1
#480	sewer nuggets	6
#231	sewer wad	8
#114	sham champagne	3
#98	shark cartilage	2
#1014	shiny ring	21
#73	shiny tribal beads	47
#233	shot of blackberry schnapps	1
#184	shot of flower schnapps	4
#198	shot of nepenthe schnapps	2
#357	shot of rotgut	1
#361	silver shrimp fork	5
#44	simple ancient cursed key	7
#297	skeleton bone	164
#65	slab of sponge	10
#34	sleaze nuggets	146
#42	sleaze powder	100
#68	sleaze wad	112
#82	slimy chest	1
#93	slug of rum	12
#69	slug of shochu	24
#64	slug of vodka	21
#396	small box	7
#202	small leather glove	5
#237	snake	40
#445	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	15
🥉	snow belly	1
#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
#65	software glitch	1
#76	soggy seed packet	26
#2032	solid gold bowling ball	3
#76	solid gold pegleg	106
#788	spade necklace	9
#249	sparkler	40
#1207	spectre scepter	24
#372	spiced rum	1
#1063	spices	1
#425	spooky bark	28
#342	spooky bicycle chain	7
#286	spooky cosmetics bag	8
#1063	spooky eyeliner	1
#245	spooky hockey mask	6
#328	spooky mushroom	182
#234	spooky mushroom wine	1
#43	spooky nuggets	182
#51	spooky powder	97
#523	spooky sap	15
#80	spooky wad	85
#668	sprocket	16
#532	squashed frog	14
#559	star	37
#378	star chart	36
#93	star key lime pie	13
#39	stench nuggets	161
#32	stench powder	120
#90	stench wad	131
#233	stick-on eyebrow piercing	229
#91	stinky mushroom	25
#249	stinky mushroom wine	1
#399	stone of eXtreme power	24
#409	strange shiny disc	10
#32	strawberry daiquiri	350
#23	strawberry wine	200
#599	string of Crimbo lights	1
#2261	string of blue beads	1
#2260	string of green beads	1
#2246	string of red beads	1
#1161	stuffed Cheshire bitten	42
#999	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	48
#1051	stuffed angry cow	47
#962	stuffed astral badger	52
#1698	stuffed baby gravy fairy	31
#907	stuffed can of asparagus	2
#961	stuffed cocoabo	49
#905	stuffed dodecapede	2
#1103	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	46
#1198	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	43
#952	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
#1096	stuffed gray blob	15
#1065	stuffed hand turkey	47
#1370	stuffed mind flayer	38
#714	stuffed ninja snowman	5
#1747	stuffed scary death orb	30
#309	stuffed shoulder parrot	65
#1326	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	39
#1217	stuffed snowy owl	41
#1137	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	45
#1974	stuffed spooky mushroom	3
#1211	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	41
#1067	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	47
#1831	stuffing	3
#832	sturdy Crimbo crate	14
#349	styrofoam ore	4
#176	sunken chest	99
#232	synthetic stuffing	55
#316	tassel	4
#43	tasty louse	59
#130	tattered paper crown	4
#278	tattered scrap of paper	18
#401	tawdry amethyst	1
#664	teddy borg	12
#368	teeny-tiny magic scroll	2
#219	teeny-tiny ninja stars	4
#49	tempura avocado	1
#96	teqiwila	1
#174	tequila grenade	35
#21	tequila sunrise	450
#349	tequila with training wheels	1
#259	theoretical string	73
#226	thermos of brew	2
#661	thin black candle	117
#169	throbbing rage gland	2
#210	throwing wrench	13
#583	tin cup of mulligan stew	1
#834	tiny bottle of absinthe	3
#321	tiny ninja sword	3
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#3987	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#3930	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3115	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#2809	tiny plastic Black Knight	2
#3176	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#2048	tiny plastic Boss Bat	2
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#344	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	2
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#3829	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#2805	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	2
#3872	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#2763	tiny plastic Hellion	2
#3873	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#2772	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	2
#2139	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	3
#192	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	5
#3858	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3871	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#1726	tiny plastic Spam Witch	4
#2744	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	2
#2058	tiny plastic The Man	2
#2829	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	2
#2158	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	3
#3973	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#8248	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8123	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#4475	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#2794	tiny plastic blooper	2
#2851	tiny plastic brainsweeper	2
#2766	tiny plastic briefcase bat	2
#170	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	5
#8092	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#3174	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#2752	tiny plastic cubist bull	2
#3935	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#3875	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#190	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	5
#538	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	13
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#4884	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	3
#3901	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#2788	tiny plastic goth giant	2
#2793	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	2
#8066	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3891	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8099	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#2728	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	2
#203	tiny plastic mutant elf	5
#3849	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#8222	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#171	tiny plastic strand of DNA	5
#3857	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#3847	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#545	tofurkey gravy	16
#535	tofurkey leg	16
#111	tofurkey nugget	2
#22	tomato daiquiri	91
#187	toothbrush	9
#424	towel	23
#899	toy deathbot	1
#297	toy hoverpad	58
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#124	tropical swill	1
#376	true grit	4
#512	turtle pheromones	4
#35	twinkly nuggets	3,009
#24	twinkly powder	2,424
#365	twinkly wad	380
#726	twitching claw	7
#416	unearthly onyx	1
#88	unlocked meat locker	2
#682	unstable DNA	73
#172	unstable laser battery	107
#77	unstable quark	14
#834	useless powder	74
#914	valuable trinket	63
#196	vampire pearl	2
#669	vanilla-frosted king cake	1
#961	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	6
#181	vibrating cyborg knife	18
#93	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	324
#191	vitachoconutriment capsule	27
#61	vodka and cranberry	42
#42	vodka martini	200
#258	vodka stratocaster	1
#521	wad of tofu	4
#133	water wings	10
#42	wedge of gray cheese	1
#357	whiskey and cola	5
#11	whiskey and soda	250
#20	whiskey sour	200
#650	white Canadian	2
#222	white Xanadian	1
#941	white candy heart	3
#331	white lightning	33
#974	white pixel	2
#520	white snake skin	13
#15	wine spritzer	250
#615	witch hat	1
#719	wolfman mask	7
#428	wonderwall shield	1
#441	worthless gewgaw	9
#569	worthless knick-knack	7
#468	woven baling wire bracelets	2
#844	wrench bracelet	2
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#35	wumpus hair	49
#1185	yellow candy heart	2
#544	yellow paisley oyster egg	5
#2817	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#632	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	3
#245	yellow striped oyster egg	10
#738	yeti fur	78
#10	yummy death watch beetle	479

Wow, that's 40,347 items total!

what items are this player missing?