Splaily

RankItemQuantity
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#247A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#279A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#256A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#223A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#295A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#225A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#214Angry Farmer's Wife Candy5
#232Arrrmetia trading card1
#431Asleep in the Cemetery4
#1044BGE merchandise order form1
#1447BGE shotglass1
#436BGE tiny plastic toy3
#63BRICKO pants1
#634Better Than Cuddling Cake2
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#830Bulky Buddy Box3
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#2097CRIMBCO mug1
#1046CRIMBCO scrip50
#507CRIMBCOIDS mints6
#1190CRIMBCOLOAF4
#220Chori Zo trading card1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#1237Cold Hots candy1
#673Copper Alpha of Sincerity3
#391Corpse Island iced tea13
#617Crimbo Candy Cookbook8
#363Crimbo candied pecan32
#307Crimbo fudge42
#327Crimbo peppermint bark38
#350Crimbo wreath2
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#425Daffy Taffy78
#43Das Überkühlraum trading card3
#122Frosty's frosty mug15
#655Green Clover of Justice3
#252Gummi-DNA3
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#231Hodgman's blanket6
#133Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times1
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#166Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#144Hodgman's porkpie hat1
#246Imp Ale883
#209Inndya trading card1
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
#325Jack-in-the-box19
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#430Knob Goblin Uberpants1
#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#1046Knob Goblin pants1
#508Knob mushroom8
#519Knoll mushroom13
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#1631Mob Penguin cellular phone4
#1209Mr. Mediocrebar33
#246Nayztameetjoo trading card1
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#302Ol' Scratch's salad fork4
#872Orange Star of Sacrifice2
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#724Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster10
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#467Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip4
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#583Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking2
#291Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan5
#568Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap3
#254Pokëmann figurine: Moog3
#569Pokëmann figurine: Nothing2
#579Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu3
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#575Pokëmann figurine: Twitter3
#688Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite2
#699Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth2
#31Prelude of Precision3
#233Princess Rutabaga trading card1
#232Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#10Radio KoL Antenna Ball1
#47Ralph IX cognac4
#260Red Balloon of Valor1
#1012Rock Pops46
#204Roo trading card1
#1319Senior Mints1
#658Sensual Massage for Creeps2
#211Serenity trading card1
#70Small Medium1
#322Steal This Candy6
#301Sugar Cog8
#627Summer Nights2
🥉Super Magic Power Sword X1,372
#592Tales from the Fireside2
#523Tales of a Kansas Toymaker5
#396The Art of Slapfighting2
#90The Grand Poo-Bah trading card2
#208The Snake trading card1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#1946Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#1813Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#2345Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette1
#171Thwaitgold woollybear statuette6
#224Travels with Jerry5
#850Uncle Crimbo's Rations2
#250Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#2405Valentine1
#81Vaso De Agua trading card2
#802Wint-O-Fresh mint11
#228Woldo trading card1
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#603Yummy Tummy bean326
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#116alpha-mail pants1
#240alphabet gum7
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
#449baby killer bee22
#247ball-in-a-cup1
#281balloon monkey6
#574banana-frosted king cake4
#410barrrnacle39
#129basic meat pants1
#1291battered Crimbo Crate3
#118bazookafish bubble gum35
#148beertini14
#110beholed bedsheet7
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#93birthday party jellybean cheesecake1
#799black paisley oyster egg6
#1464black plastic oyster egg2
#555black polka-dot oyster egg9
#225black striped oyster egg21
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#964bloody clown pants1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#157blue polka-dot oyster egg20
#580blue striped oyster egg8
#256blueberry-frosted king cake5
#980borg sock monkey1
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#570bowl of fishysoisse1
#68breaded beer6
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#487buckyball10
#1500can of CRIMBCOLA3
#595can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce15
#644candied kobold4
#858candy brain1
#517candy cane71
#3830candy stake1
#43cane-mail pants1
#300canteen of wine87
#169carob chunk noodles12
#146children of the candy corn2
#392chintzy accordion pin1
#545chintzy disco ball pendant1
#255chintzy noodle ring3
#508chintzy saucepan earring1
#370chintzy seal pendant2
#259chintzy turtle brooch3
#596chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses2
#373chocolate-frosted king cake5
#120chorizo brownies20
#1147circular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#705club necklace10
#311comfy coffin4
#108concentrated garbage juice7
#349cool mushroom7
#169cool mushroom casserole1
#790corpse on the beach6
#597corpsedriver8
#636corpsetini8
#486cranberry schnapps1
#107cream of pointy mushroom soup2
#919cyborg doll1
#1826cyborg stompin' boot1
#17dead guy's piece of double-sided tape3
#1796delicious salad1
#376diamond necklace16
#587distressed denim pants1
#495doll house10
#670dollhive10
#1050dusty Crimbo crate5
#539dwarf bread7
#673elven limbos gingerbread19
#691elven cellocello26
#817elven moonshine10
#280elven socks16
#882elven suicide capsule21
#193elven whittling knife1
#656enchanted leopard-print barbell10
#219epic wad2
#2680evil teddy bear1
#1773explosion-flavored chewing gum1
#376extra-greasy slider5
#377fancy canapés1
#410fancy chocolate car7
#296filth-encrusted futon3
#69fish-liver oil568
#447flaming mushroom5
#104frostbite-flavored Hob-O6
#576frozen Mob Penguin1
#180frozen mushroom14
#91fry-oil-flavored Hob-O9
#336funky dried mushroom20
#427furry pants1
#981fuzzy dice6
#108garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O6
#164giant glass of brandy3
#2189gingerbread bugbear5
#3809gingerbread horror1
#307gingerbread house2
#938gingerbread mutant bugbear5
#427gloomy black mushroom7
#215gloomy mushroom wine3
#395gold lamé pants1
#211golden plastic oyster egg1
#692golden ring40
#737grue egg36
#1225gyroscope1
#93handful of Crotchety Pine needles2
#143hardened slime pants1
#1228heart necklace6
#272heart-shaped balloon41
#1017herbal stuffing7
#567herringcello28
#125hippopotamus pants1
#182hobo fortress blueprints1
#121hot wing989
#1305iGoogly4
#180imitation crab crate1
#2351immense cyborg hand1
#304invisible bag3
#1887irradiated candy cane3
#230jabañero-flavored chewing gum33
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#169jar of fermented pickle juice13
#301jar of squeeze3
#1453jawbruiser2
#1662killing feather28
#1688kite2
#572knuckle sandwich36
#737laser-broiled pear12
#1086lavender paisley oyster egg3
#1590lavender plastic oyster egg2
#422lavender polka-dot oyster egg7
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#178leftover Crimbo rations1
#321licorice garrote6
#231lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum34
#1299mariachi pants1
#575marionette collective1
#482marshmallow flambé1
#1293mauve paisley oyster egg2
#1551mauve plastic oyster egg2
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#1614mauve striped oyster egg2
#785miner's pants1
#107misfit hobby horse1
#1041monomolecular yo-yo20
#130monster pants1
#1437mushroom fermenting solution3
#378mushroom pizza1
#564mylar scout drone9
#73mysterious chest1
#1676nanite-infested candy cane5
#2560nanite-infested eggnog2
#613nanite-infested fruitcake8
#1477nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear4
#858ninja hot pants1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1206off-white polka-dot oyster egg2
#1024off-white striped oyster egg2
#2222old sweatpants1
#1187oozenog4
#34oversized fish scaler62
#700oyster basket5
#191pack of chewing gum2
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#244papaya slung7
#116papaya taco18
#80paper-plate-mail pants1
#894passable elf mask6
#434penguin focaccia bread31
#364penguin thesaurus19
#403personalized birthday cake4
#2035pet rock2
#457petrified wood17
#269pickle-flavored chewing gum30
#382pink plastic baby1
#162pixel pants1
#2047pixellated candy heart1
#242plastic Crimbo reindeer3
#83pointy mushroom25
#196pointy mushroom wine1
#124pr0n legs276
#263pregnant mushroom1
#321psycho sweater1
#1287puce paisley oyster egg2
#1422puce plastic oyster egg2
#1564puce polka-dot oyster egg2
#1057puce striped oyster egg2
#948pumpkinhead mask3
#61radio button candy17
#132razor-sharp can lid195
#130razor-tipped yo-yo76
#973really dense meat stack5
#229red balloon1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#1458red polka-dot oyster egg2
#639red striped oyster egg4
#416rewinged stab bat1
#163ribbon candy8
#88roasted marshmallow384
#1881rogue swarmer30
#95roll of Hob-Os17
#387rubber WWBD? bracelet17
#351rubber WWJD? bracelet19
#423rubber WWSPD? bracelet16
#590rubber WWtNSD? bracelet12
🥇rxr shield1
#461sabre-toothed lime cub1
#123salty slug15
#92sandcastle1
#703sandwich of the gods11
#115sane hatrack1
#1913sawblade fragment27
#115skewer-mounted razor blade12
#803snowboarder pants1
#1829solid gold bowling ball4
#99soy cordial5
#787spade necklace9
#252spangly mariachi pants1
🥈speed limit shield1
#161spicy mushroom quesadilla1
#603spooky bark13
#3327spooky eggnog1
#401spooky mushroom136
#504spooky sap16
#487stained mattress2
#330star pants1
#280star starfish1
#93sterno-flavored Hob-O7
#99stick of "gum"17
#111sticky meat pants1
#96stinky mushroom23
#251stinky mushroom wine1
🥇stop shield1
#123strawberry-flavored Hob-O4
#224string of Crimbo lights3
#158stuffed Baron von Ratsworth206
#741stuffed Cheshire bitten61
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#428stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech91
#222stuffed Meat166
#954stuffed alien blob7
#428stuffed angry cow94
#526stuffed astral badger84
#489stuffed baby gravy fairy90
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#161stuffed carpenter1
#1377stuffed cocoabo36
#97stuffed crazy bastard sword88
#1170stuffed doppelshifter8
#507stuffed flaming gravy fairy85
#642stuffed frozen gravy fairy73
#1131stuffed gray blob14
#367stuffed hand turkey103
#86stuffed martini105
#552stuffed mind flayer81
#184stuffed mink193
#154stuffed monocle214
#1715stuffed ninja snowman1
#375stuffed scary death orb103
#475stuffed sleazy gravy fairy90
#378stuffed snowy owl100
#394stuffed spooky gravy fairy102
#423stuffed spooky mushroom19
#545stuffed stinky gravy fairy80
#210stuffed teddy butler170
#157stuffed tin of caviar215
#2306stuffed treasure chest4
#428stuffed undead elbow macaroni94
#777stuffed zmobie1
#1546sturdy Crimbo crate2
#964swashbuckling pants1
#233tamarind-flavored chewing gum36
#829teddy bear7
#813teddy borg9
#360thermos of brew1
#188tin cup of mulligan stew6
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#767tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf10
#756tiny plastic Axe Wound10
#511tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth9
#945tiny plastic Beelzebozo5
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#548tiny plastic Black Knight13
#943tiny plastic Bonerdagon5
#42tiny plastic Boris1
#1150tiny plastic Boss Bat4
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#1057tiny plastic Cheshire bat17
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#747tiny plastic Crimbo elf13
#763tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer13
#1224tiny plastic Crimbo wreath3
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#1148tiny plastic Felonia4
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#1467tiny plastic G Imp5
#935tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser8
#461tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester15
#1067tiny plastic Hellion7
#559tiny plastic Iiti Kitty13
#49tiny plastic Jarlsberg1
#1148tiny plastic Knob Goblin King4
#643tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter11
#932tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl8
#605tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist12
#819tiny plastic Knott Yeti9
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#919tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy8
#1237tiny plastic Protagonist6
#1028tiny plastic Spam Witch7
#932tiny plastic Spunky Princess8
#967tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski5
#915tiny plastic The Man5
#1266tiny plastic Trouser Snake6
#956tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo4
#1077tiny plastic XXX pr0n7
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#2626tiny plastic accordion thief2
#442tiny plastic angry bugbear16
#712tiny plastic angry goat24
#584tiny plastic anime smiley12
#583tiny plastic apathetic lizardman12
#2138tiny plastic astronomer3
#849tiny plastic baby gravy fairy21
#1212tiny plastic barrrnacle15
#714tiny plastic beanbat10
#648tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar7
#918tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball19
#950tiny plastic blooper8
#500tiny plastic brainsweeper14
#654tiny plastic briefcase bat11
#1038tiny plastic cocoabo17
#730tiny plastic coffee pixie23
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#759tiny plastic conservationist hippy6
#1487tiny plastic cubist bull5
#736tiny plastic demoninja10
#392tiny plastic disco bandit11
#953tiny plastic drunk goat8
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#1738tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus4
#593tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker12
#1069tiny plastic fluffy bunny7
#1210tiny plastic fruit golem6
#1003tiny plastic fuzzy dice18
#886tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick20
#1126tiny plastic ghuol whelp16
#714tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers10
#856tiny plastic goth giant9
#1039tiny plastic grue17
#942tiny plastic handsome mariachi8
#1360tiny plastic hermit4
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#571tiny plastic howling balloon monkey29
#985tiny plastic killer bee18
#602tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box12
#1078tiny plastic leprechaun17
#1064tiny plastic levitating potato17
#1070tiny plastic lobsterfrogman7
#617tiny plastic mosquito27
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#700tiny plastic ninja snowman11
#830tiny plastic pastamancer6
#678tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime25
#1022tiny plastic sauceror5
#446tiny plastic scary clown16
#2610tiny plastic seal clubber2
#577tiny plastic senile lihc12
#402tiny plastic smarmy pirate17
#1050tiny plastic spiny skelelton7
#935tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton19
#856tiny plastic spooky vampire9
#580tiny plastic stab bat29
#360tiny plastic star starfish42
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#849tiny plastic sweet nutcracker11
#744tiny plastic taco cat10
#1202tiny plastic topiary golem6
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#530tiny plastic turtle tamer9
#1067tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni7
#1447tiny plastic warwelf5
#719tiny plastic whitesnake10
#647tiny plastic zmobie11
#457toast2,209
#122tomato daiquiri13
#2083toothsome rock2
#283towel39
#921toy maglev monorail1
#1328tree-eating kite14
#257triangular CRIMBCOOKIE5
#301twitching claw13
#349unstable DNA147
#1709unstable laser battery32
#1353untamable turtle1
#506vanilla-frosted king cake2
#2066vibrating cyborg knife3
#673vitachoconutriment capsule7
#121voodoo snuff12
#77warm mushroom22
#134white chocolate and tomato pizza19
#810white satin pants1
#615witch hat1
#905wolfman mask3
#106yakskin pants1
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#317yellow striped oyster egg8

Wow, that's 14,116 items total!

what items are this player missing?