Museum :: zcearo

zcearo

Rank	Item	Quantity
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#533	1-ball	8
#434	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	14
#663	2-ball	5
#124	25-meat staff	1
#606	3-ball	6
#223	30669 scroll	48
#391	33398 scroll	44
#117	334 scroll	63
#443	4-ball	10
#470	5-ball	9
#442	6-ball	10
#158	64067 scroll	3
#178	668 scroll	7
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#654	7-ball	6
#549	8-ball	38
#122	9-ball	9
#468	ASCII shirt	3
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#772	Angry Farmer candy	68
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#4296	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#34	Bash-Ōs boxtop	20
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#120	Black Body™ spray	3
#229	Black No. 2	32
#371	Blackfly Chardonnay	8
#456	Blatantly Canadian	3
#222	Boris's ring	8
#731	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	4
#1057	Bulky Buddy Box	2
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#1578	Cloaca grenade	2
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1003	Corpse Island iced tea	4
#2889	Crown of the Goblin King	4
#228	Daffy Taffy	143
#205	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	3
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#645	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	2
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#923	Dolphin King's crown	4
#634	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	6
#894	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	3
#396	Dramatic™ range	2
#2026	Drowsy Sword	3
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#1928	Dyspepsi-Cola	2
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#99	El Vibrato drone	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#365	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	6
#470	Elmley shades	1
#875	Ent cider	3
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#554	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	8
#441	Gaia beads	3
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#221	Gnollish casserole dish	2
#297	Gnollish flyswatter	10
#238	Gnollish pie server	8
#577	Gnollish pie tin	2
#279	Gnollish plunger	10
#270	Gnollish slotted spoon	7
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#215	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#239	Iiti Kitty phone charm	12
#764	Imp Ale	119
#202	Jarlsberg's earring	7
#312	Jolly Roger charrrm	11
#202	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	11
#829	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	3
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#318	Knob Goblin elite helm	17
#325	Knob Goblin elite pants	15
#363	Knob Goblin elite polearm	13
#398	Knob Goblin elite shirt	14
#386	Knob Goblin firecracker	45
#453	Knob Goblin harem pants	7
#456	Knob Goblin harem veil	7
#373	Knob Goblin love potion	30
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#366	Knob Goblin melon baller	4
#216	Knob Goblin pants	71
#226	Knob Goblin perfume	15
#230	Knob Goblin scimitar	63
#357	Knob Goblin seltzer	37
#551	Knob Goblin spatula	4
#347	Knob Goblin steroids	27
#104	Knob Goblin superseltzer	93
#256	Knob Goblin tongs	69
#388	Knob Goblin visor	13
#706	Knob mushroom	2
#162	Knob pasty	3
#481	Knob sausage	4
#315	Knoll mushroom	33
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3361	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	2
#496	M-242	11
#328	Mad Train wine	310
#295	Manetwich	2
#263	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	8
#148	Meat maid body	1
#703	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#325	Meleegra™ pills	30
#777	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	3
#553	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	48
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#234	Monstar energy beverage	29
#761	Mr. Mediocrebar	67
#41	ND	12
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#844	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#595	Orcish frat-paddle	2
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#219	Pine-Fresh air freshener	16
#332	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	2
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#499	Ram's Face Lager	28
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#423	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#1202	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	2
#608	Rock Pops	89
#204	Roo trading card	1
#546	SPF 451 lip balm	3
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#263	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	3
#556	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	2
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#443	Snow Queen Crown	4
#409	Spam Witch sammich	80
#103	Spooky Surprise Egg	173
#338	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	2
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#263	Supernova Champagne	19
#465	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	103
#659	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#255	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	14
#619	Trollhouse cookies	31
#326	Tuesday's ruby	6
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#414	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	5
#71	Unspeakable Earring	1
#115	WA	5
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#418	Yummy Tummy bean	490
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#147	accidental cider	15
#226	acid-squirting flower	18
#480	acoustic guitarrr	6
#221	adder bladder	51
#247	all-purpose cleaner	28
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#675	amulet of extreme plot significance	11
#378	ancient Magi-Wipes	10
#352	ancient frozen dinner	5
#249	ancient protein powder	18
#533	ancient spice	1
#549	ancient vinyl coin purse	2
#2605	anniversary gift box	1
#682	annoying pitchfork	3
#181	ant agonist	19
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#416	anti-anti-antidote	2
#1061	anticheese	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#116	antique greaves	94
#266	antique hand mirror	13
#121	antique helmet	96
#191	antique packet of ketchup	10
#147	antique shield	78
#114	antique spear	103
#339	around the world	4
#238	arrrgyle socks	11
#328	asbestos apron	2
#584	asbestos ore	9
#387	asbestos staff	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#388	asshat	3
#106	automatic catapult	1
#857	awful poetry journal	48
#1326	baby killer bee	3
#2450	baconstone	1
#5938	badass belt	3
#606	bag of Cheat-Os	7
#191	bag of lard	6
#430	balaclava	1
#547	balaclava baklava	2
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#183	balloon helmet	2
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#459	ballroom blintz	3
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#219	bar skin	64
#212	bargain flash powder	3
#807	barrrnacle	15
#73	barskin buckler	1
#49	bartender skull	1
#523	baseball	6
#447	bat guano	17
#331	bat wing	41
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#365	batblade	7
#372	batgut	69
#1662	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#393	beach glass bead	7
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#254	beer bomb	122
#409	beer bong	3
#131	beer cartilage	2
#485	beer helmet	4
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#315	big bass drum	2
#225	big boom	6
#148	big red clown nose	63
#27	big stirring stick	4
#230	bilge wine	98
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#102	bird rib	22
#299	bit of clingfilm	14
#288	bit-o-cactus	11
#215	black & tan	11
#89	black belt	1
#203	black cherry soda	1
#351	black eyedrops	2
#117	black facepaint	3
#450	black forest ham	2
#155	black greaves	21
#168	black helmet	19
#610	black pension check	1
#196	black pepper	12
#213	black pixel	145
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#634	black pudding	1
#111	black sheepskin diploma	3
#146	black shield	23
#247	black snake skin	29
#467	black striped oyster egg	11
#195	black sword	17
#235	blackberry	61
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#2625	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#121	bloody clown pants	70
#290	bloody mary	6
#811	blue paisley oyster egg	5
#429	blue pixel	128
#240	blue pixel potion	4
#1676	blue plastic oyster egg	2
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#488	bone rattle	2
#312	booty chest charrrm	19
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#281	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	20
#286	bottle of Mystic Shell	3
#200	bottle of Pinot Renoir	8
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#373	bottle of alcohol	6
#163	bottle of antifreeze	6
#124	bottle of cooking sherry	20
#336	bottle of gin	58
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#419	bottle of pirate juice	2
#135	bottle of popskull	22
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#345	bottle of rum	155
#148	bottle of sake	8
#227	bottle of sewage schnapps	31
#231	bottle of tequila	137
#331	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#293	bottle of vodka	72
#273	bottle of whiskey	163
#381	bottle opener belt buckle	4
#278	bowl of cottage cheese	98
#124	bowl of lucky charms	6
#99	box	180
#6256	box of sunshine	3
#230	box turtle	1
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#239	boxed wine	124
#455	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#168	brains casserole	2
#247	brainy skull	1
#79	brick of sand	22
#746	briefcase	1
#114	broken carburetor	2
#688	broken skull	12
#150	broken sword	33
#433	bronze breastplate	2
#202	bronzed locust	12
#208	brown sugar cane	26
#239	bubblewrap ore	9
#293	bubbly potion	45
#249	buckler buckle	1
#1272	buckyball	2
#247	bugbear beanie	29
#298	bugbear bungguard	19
#496	bullet-proof corduroys	2
#307	bum cheek	62
#264	bunch of square grapes	14
#233	buoybottoms	3
#89	burrowgrub hive	2
#193	cactus fruit	12
#351	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#572	can of Red Minotaur	5
#179	can of Swiller	25
#75	can of black paint	8
#181	can of maces	6
#494	can of spinach	4
#902	candied kobold	2
#3830	candy stake	1
#389	cannonball charrrm	11
#191	canopic jar	45
#1116	canteen of wine	12
#267	carbonated soy milk	14
#197	carbonated water lily	34
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#119	cardboard katana	5
#609	cardboard ore	1
#369	cardboard wakizashi	5
#437	carob chunks	7
#585	casino pass	3
#1030	cast	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#289	cat appendix	12
#195	catgut	55
#109	catskin buckler	1
#169	catsup	1
#317	centipede eggs	9
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#832	chaos butterfly	73
#144	charrrm bracelet	1
#743	cheap elven gloves	5
#254	cheap wind-up clock	1
#160	chef's hat	92
#664	cherry	1
#702	chewing gum on a string	2
#322	chintzy saucepan earring	2
#370	chintzy seal pendant	2
#259	chintzy turtle brooch	3
#178	chloroform rag	26
#28	chocolate filthy lucre	424
#310	chopsticks	13
#495	chrome ore	9
#224	chunk of rock salt	14
#354	clay peace-sign bead	8
#29	clockwork chef head	1
#72	clockwork claws	1
#58	clockwork clockwise dome	1
#89	clockwork counterclockwise dome	1
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#43	clockwork detective skull	1
#72	clockwork doohickey	1
#33	clockwork endoskeleton	1
#57	clockwork handle	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#410	clockwork key	5
#27	clockwork maid head	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#52	clockwork pirate skull	1
#54	clockwork rings	1
#40	clockwork rod	1
#53	clockwork shank	1
#93	clockwork sheet	1
#52	clockwork sphere	7
#65	clockwork spine	1
#46	clockwork staff	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#97	clockwork thingamajig	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#57	clockwork widget	2
#354	cloudy potion	32
#180	clown shoes	20
#140	clown skin	68
#239	clownskin belt	1
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#1348	club necklace	5
#212	cocktail napkin	26
#1052	cocoa egg	2
#277	cocoa eggshell fragment	269
#878	coconut shell	9
#351	coffin lid	3
#325	cog	97
#248	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#73	cold and sour sauce	1
#179	cold ninja mask	21
#359	cold nuggets	1
#327	cold wad	2
#130	commemorative war stein	631
#188	communications windchimes	60
#458	cool whip	5
#311	copper ha'penny charrrm	18
#81	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
#317	corn holder	3
#568	corncob pipe	1
#319	cornuthaum	17
#1424	corpsedriver	2
#891	corpsetini	5
#362	costume sword	1
#314	cranberries	88
#568	crazy little Turkish delight	10
#203	cream stout	23
#288	creamsicle	9
#469	crowbarrr	3
#51	cruelty-free wine	133
#222	cup of primitive beer	10
#220	curmudgel	5
#432	cursed voodoo skull	1
#919	cyborg doll	1
#1245	cyborg stompin' boot	2
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#1025	daisy	1
#585	dance card	1
#345	dark potion	37
#310	dead guy's watch	22
#292	decaying goldfish liver	18
#456	decorative fountain	8
#1477	defective skull	1
#174	dehydrated caviar	37
#1008	delicious salad	16
#93	demon buckler	1
#291	demon skin	38
#158	denim axe	3
#756	dense meat stack	12
#276	deodorant	10
#190	depantsing bomb	27
#343	desiccated apricot	14
#154	detective skull	1
#1956	diamond necklace	3
#480	diamond-studded cane	9
#196	didgeridooka	30
#220	digital key lime	1
#379	digital key lime pie	1
#257	dire fudgesicle	5
#211	dirty hobo gloves	125
#767	disassembled clover	35
#172	disbelief suspenders	7
#1849	disco ball	1
#1262	disco mask	5
#161	disease	116
#72	disembodied brain	69
#126	dishrag	5
#198	disintegrating quill pen	50
#212	distilled fortified wine	12
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#828	disturbing fanfic	58
#548	divine noisemaker	1
#1640	doll house	1
#1312	dollhive	2
#413	donkey flipbook	2
#398	dope gangsta bling-bling	2
#356	dope wheels	1
#288	drab sonata	15
#438	draggin' ball hat	12
#297	dreadlock whip	2
#167	dried face	26
#229	drum machine	25
#387	dry noodles	262
#1370	drywall axe	4
#1143	duct tape	16
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#1315	dusty Crimbo crate	2
#165	dusty animal cranium	2
#87	dusty animal skull	1
#284	dusty bottle of Marsala	68
#167	dusty bottle of Merlot	151
#268	dusty bottle of Muscat	79
#177	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	137
#233	dusty bottle of Port	103
#224	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	95
#183	dusty first lumbar vertebra	2
#303	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	1
#319	dusty left clavicle	1
#307	dusty left femur	1
#305	dusty left fifth rib	1
#310	dusty left ninth rib	1
#294	dusty left scapula	1
#302	dusty left second front claw	1
#296	dusty left second rib	1
#184	dusty left tenth rib	2
#286	dusty left third front claw	1
#303	dusty left third rear claw	1
#283	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1
#301	dusty right femur	1
#201	dusty right fibula	2
#184	dusty right first rib	2
#281	dusty right fourth front claw	1
#294	dusty right fourth rear claw	1
#288	dusty right fourth rib	1
#289	dusty right scapula	1
#292	dusty right second front claw	1
#296	dusty right seventh rib	1
#314	dusty right third rear claw	1
#305	dusty second lumbar vertebra	1
#283	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	1
#290	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	1
#294	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	1
#301	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	1
#288	dusty third caudal vertebra	1
#292	dusty third cervical vertebra	1
#509	eXtreme mittens	5
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#671	eXtreme scarf	2
#5138	easter egg balloon	1
#297	effervescent potion	48
#120	eggbeater	5
#1358	elven limbos gingerbread	4
#977	elven moonshine	7
#763	elven socks	5
#491	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	19
#179	empty meat tank	22
#243	enchanted bean	11
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#206	enchanted eyepatch	1
#488	enchanted toothpick	2
#541	energy drink IV	1
#233	ennui-flavored potato chips	228
#372	enormous belt buckle	7
#305	enormous hoop earring	3
#337	evil golden arch	27
#355	evil golden arches	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#143	extra-fancy ring setting	1
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#126	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	2
#374	extra-strength strongness elixir	2
#708	eye of newt	5
#400	eyepatch	15
#302	f3d0r4	29
#1639	facsimile dictionary	2
#109	fairy gravy boat	10
#293	fake blood	4
#271	fancy bath salts	54
#213	fancy seashell necklace	68
#412	fermenting powder	1
#186	ferret bait	76
#968	festive holiday hat	3
#426	fetid feather	13
#180	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	16
#106	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
#348	filthy corduroys	18
#369	filthy knitted dread sack	14
#156	filthy lucre	178
#330	filthy pestle	6
#527	filthy poultice	1
#184	fine wine	48
#179	[2426]fire flower	6
#361	fire poi	4
#336	fish-liver oil	22
#380	fizzy potion	31
#585	flaming crutch	6
#535	flaming feather	10
#604	flaming mushroom	3
#283	flaming talons	28
#360	flange	6
#171	flaregun	94
#498	flirtatious feather	7
#269	floral print shirt	1
#132	flowing hippy skirt	8
#182	flute of flat champagne	77
#496	foam noodle	1
#632	foolscap fool's cap	2
#169	foon	2
#99	football helmet	1
#155	forest tears	6
#348	fortune cookie	3
#148	freezerburned ice cube	2
#138	fricasseed brains	11
#183	frigid ninja stars	250
#428	frilly shirt	1
#354	frilly skirt	10
#576	frozen Mob Penguin	1
#586	frozen feather	6
#156	frozen nunchaku	23
#149	full meat tank	1
#163	funky dried mushroom	72
#541	furniture dolly	1
#637	furry fur	67
#195	furry green turtle	1
#86	furry kilt	1
#427	furry pants	1
#604	fuzzbump	1
#3220	fuzzy dice	2
#446	ga-ga radio	3
#144	gas balloon	84
#332	gator skin	17
#188	gatorskin umbrella	1
#614	gauze garter	1
#183	gauze shorts	1
#295	ghuol ears	54
#392	ghuol egg	43
#489	ghuol guolash	11
#293	giant cactus quill	2
#78	giant cheesestick	1
#1279	giant discarded bottlecap	2
#1921	giant discarded plastic fork	2
#135	giant driftwood sculpture	1
#403	giant foam finger	3
#574	giant needle	35
#1727	giant pinky ring	4
#1883	gingerbread mutant bugbear	3
#248	glass of goat's milk	51
#273	glittery mascara	1
#403	glowing red eye	31
#318	gnatwing	14
#178	gnauga hide	31
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#769	gnoll lips	1
#239	goat beard	31
#176	goat cheese	179
#271	goatskin umbrella	5
#334	gob of wet hair	44
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#850	yeti fur	50
#313	yohohoyo	6

Wow, that's 25,455 items total!

what items are this player missing?