Museum :: astronomer UNIsus

astronomer UNIsus

Rank	Item	Quantity
#113	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#1436	1-ball	1
#956	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	2
#1426	2-ball	1
#1454	3-ball	1
#539	30669 scroll	10
#710	33398 scroll	10
#296	334 scroll	20
#1474	4-ball	1
#1435	5-ball	1
#1425	6-ball	1
#1485	7-ball	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#39	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	3
#784	ASCII shirt	1
#1331	Angry Farmer candy	15
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#1046	BGE merchandise order form	1
#3371	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#410	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#158	Blatantly Canadian	23
#171	Boris's key lime	2
#925	Boris's ring	1
#1678	Boss Bat bling	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1014	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#91	Cloaca grenade	162
#1487	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1418	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1428	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#490	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#149	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	4
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1848	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#750	Crimbo pie	1
#351	Crimbo wreath	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#1171	Crimboween memo	9
#4248	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#1538	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#2662	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#383	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	16
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#2268	Drowsy Sword	2
#168	Dyspepsi grenade	80
#630	Dyspepsi-Cola	99
#1405	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1416	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1375	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#469	Elmley shades	1
#875	Ent cider	3
#538	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	9
#194	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	2
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#1602	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#632	Gnollish flyswatter	2
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#529	Gnollish pie tin	3
#579	Gnollish plunger	2
#485	Gnollish slotted spoon	2
#336	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#170	Gummi-DNA	7
#188	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	2
#370	Hell ramen	6
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#677	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#159	Jarlsberg's key lime	2
#460	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	3
#419	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	18
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#818	Knob Goblin elite helm	2
#814	Knob Goblin elite pants	2
#791	Knob Goblin elite polearm	2
#891	Knob Goblin elite shirt	2
#600	Knob Goblin firecracker	19
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#996	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#578	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1044	Knob Goblin pants	1
#207	Knob Goblin perfume	17
#241	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	3
#1057	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#41	Knob Goblin seltzer	1,136
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#51	Knob Goblin superseltzer	211
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#745	Knob Goblin visor	2
#169	Knob lo mein	1
#202	Knob mushroom	59
#96	Knob sausage	132
#36	Knob sausage stir-fry	15
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#131	Knoll lo mein	1
#159	Knoll mushroom	92
#490	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#524	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3897	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#953	M-242	3
#216	MSG	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#400	Manetwich	1
#693	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#310	Meleegra™ pills	31
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#841	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	10
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#1631	Mob Penguin cellular phone	4
#848	Mohawk wig	2
#371	Monstar energy beverage	8
#267	Mountain Stream soda	101
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#1272	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#442	PADL Phone	7
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#616	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#779	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#474	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#940	Ram's Face Lager	1
#144	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#672	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#2544	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#122	Sneaky Pete's key lime	3
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#450	Spam Witch sammich	62
#209	Spooky Surprise Egg	79
#13	Staff of the Woodfire	1
#464	Supernova Champagne	5
#437	Swabbie™ swab	2
#890	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	31
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#444	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	3
#685	Trollhouse cookies	22
#693	Tuesday's ruby	1
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#303	Wolfman Nardz	4
#772	Workytime Tea	1
#323	a little sump'm sump'm	8
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#800	acid-squirting flower	2
#713	adder bladder	2
#1252	amulet of extreme plot significance	2
#265	ancient Magi-Wipes	22
#458	ancient spice	2
#2224	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#1124	anniversary gift box	4
#1079	annoying pitchfork	1
#410	ant agonist	4
#281	ant rake	1
#720	antique greaves	2
#742	antique helmet	2
#742	antique shield	2
#606	antique spear	5
#410	armgun	2
#852	arrrgyle socks	1
#432	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#615	asbestos ore	8
#387	asbestos staff	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#726	asparagus knife	4
#139	asparagus lo mein	1
#57	asparagus stir-fry	7
#642	asshat	1
#423	astral mushroom	20
#1619	astronaut pants	2
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#5058	badass belt	5
#178	bag of Cheat-Os	73
#367	bag of lard	3
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#311	balloon sword	1
#629	ballroom blintz	1
#1145	banana	1
#337	banana cream pie	1
#215	banana smoothie	3
#208	banana spritzer	1
#341	banana-frosted king cake	9
#122	bar whip	1
#542	barbed-wire fence	7
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#306	baseball	16
#53	basic meat fez	2
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#230	bat haggis	1
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#214	bat wing kabob	1
#27	bat wing stir-fry	23
#168	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#782	batblade	1
#286	beach glass necklace	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#69	beanbag chair	11
#966	beer bomb	1
#571	beer bong	1
#671	beer helmet	1
#63	begpwnia	166
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#346	big bad voodoo mask	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#119	bird rib	18
#1209	bit of clingfilm	2
#589	black & tan	1
#202	black cherry soda	1
#162	black eyedrops	5
#188	black facepaint	1
#694	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#1124	black paisley oyster egg	4
#1489	black polka-dot oyster egg	2
#631	black pudding	1
#193	black sheepskin diploma	1
#852	black snake skin	1
#747	black striped oyster egg	7
#46	blackberry polite	12
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#480	bloody mary	2
#1030	blue paisley oyster egg	4
#315	blue pixel potion	2
#1675	blue plastic oyster egg	2
#536	blue polka-dot oyster egg	8
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#431	blue snowcone	18
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#151	boring spaghetti	4
#954	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#215	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	33
#376	bottle of Mystic Shell	2
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#380	bottle of Pinot Renoir	3
#254	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	3
#408	bottle of alcohol	5
#465	bottle of antifreeze	2
#593	bottle of gin	20
#135	bottle of peppermint schnapps	2
#549	bottle of rum	71
#871	bottle of tequila	9
#1039	bottle of vodka	3
#215	bottle of whiskey	238
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#890	bowl of cottage cheese	5
#391	box	28
#4351	box of sunshine	11
#242	boxed wine	122
#378	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	2
#274	brick of sand	5
#1107	broken skull	2
#501	broken sword	2
#588	bronze breastplate	1
#445	bronzed locust	2
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#356	brown sugar cane	10
#290	bubbly potion	46
#903	bugbear beanie	2
#894	bugbear bungguard	2
#593	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#167	bunch of square grapes	33
#89	burrowgrub hive	2
#318	cactus fruit	5
#151	calle de miel	11
#298	can of Binarrrca	35
#1890	can of CRIMBCOLA	2
#554	can of Swiller	1
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#591	can of spinach	3
#867	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	10
#1439	candied yams	5
#1300	candy cane	25
#1063	candy kneecapping stick	3
#668	candy knuckles	4
#3830	candy stake	1
#1365	canteen of wine	6
#529	carbonated soy milk	1
#322	carbonated water lily	11
#683	cardboard wakizashi	1
#77	carob cannon	1
#665	carob chunk cookies	1
#872	casino pass	1
#509	cast	24
#341	catgut	19
#214	catgut taco	1
#109	catskin buckler	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#803	cement sandals	1
#921	chaos butterfly	53
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#1062	chef's hat	1
#118	cherry pie	9
#492	chloroform rag	2
#284	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	7
#633	chocolate-frosted king cake	2
#669	chopsticks	2
#443	chorizo brownies	3
#764	chorizo taco	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#253	chrome helmet turtle	1
#631	chrome ore	5
#429	chrome staff	1
#522	chrome sword	1
#1774	chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
#445	chunk of rock salt	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#479	clockwork key	4
#101	clockwork pants	1
#159	clockwork sphere	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#241	cloudy potion	67
#797	clown shoes	1
#115	clown whip	1
#185	clown wig	1
#238	clownskin belt	1
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#3273	club necklace	1
#423	cocktail napkin	5
#225	cocoa egg	64
#442	cocoa eggshell fragment	106
#372	coconut shell	113
#595	coffin lid	1
#601	cog	29
#16	cold and sour sauce	14
#623	cold ninja mask	2
#309	cold nuggets	2
#52	cold powder	32
#375	cold wad	1
#564	communications windchimes	2
#77	concentrated cordial of concentration	3
#863	cool whip	1
#124	cordial of concentration	3
#847	cornuthaum	1
#896	corpse on the beach	5
#735	corpsedriver	6
#890	corpsetini	5
#176	cream pie	8
#705	crowbarrr	1
#104	curdflinger	1
#840	cyborg stompin' boot	3
#585	dance card	1
#196	dark potion	93
#1036	dead guy's watch	2
#445	decorative fountain	9
#466	delicious noodles	1
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#93	demon buckler	1
#97	demon whip	1
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#496	deodorant	2
#617	depantsing bomb	1
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#595	didgeridooka	1
#164	digital key lime	2
#1095	dirty hobo gloves	1
#818	disassembled clover	28
#531	disbelief suspenders	1
#1848	disco ball	1
#1715	disco mask	1
#695	disease	7
#293	disembodied brain	12
#291	disembodied smile	1
#143	disintegrating quill pen	80
#384	displaced fish	9
#585	distressed denim pants	1
#1852	disturbing fanfic	1
#1263	doll house	2
#772	dollhive	8
#813	drab sonata	1
#770	draggin' ball hat	2
#782	dried face	1
#405	drum machine	9
#363	dry noodles	280
#1978	drywall axe	1
#276	ducha de oro	5
#1173	duct tape	15
#552	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#313	dusty bottle of Marsala	57
#283	dusty bottle of Merlot	79
#377	dusty bottle of Muscat	41
#227	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	103
#285	dusty bottle of Port	81
#359	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	41
#398	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#138	eXtreme meat sword	1
#896	eXtreme mittens	1
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#5141	easter egg balloon	1
#340	effervescent potion	37
#729	eggnog	24
#1268	elven limbos gingerbread	5
#1187	elven cellocello	17
#1100	elven moonshine	5
#970	elven socks	3
#882	elven suicide capsule	21
#1116	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
#333	empty meat tank	9
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#121	enchanted eyepatch	2
#651	enchanted toothpick	1
#461	energy drink IV	2
#597	enormous belt buckle	2
#2681	evil teddy bear	1
#336	exploding hacky-sack	2
#74	extra-large palm-frond toupee	2
#1016	eye of newt	1
#127	eyedrops of newt	3
#62	eyedrops of the ermine	18
#130	eyedrops of the ocelot	1
#905	eyepatch	2
#805	f3d0r4	2
#1947	facsimile dictionary	1
#761	fake blood	1
#1182	fake hand	10
#315	fancy bath salts	40
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#412	fancy chocolate car	7
#2035	fancy dress ball	2
#136	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	1
#605	ferret bait	2
#1427	festive holiday hat	1
#598	fetid feather	4
#78	fettucini Inconnu	18
#303	fez of etymology	1
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#323	filthy hippy poncho	1
#970	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#393	filthy lucre	98
#601	filthy pestle	1
#1761	fire	1
#528	fire poi	1
#107	fishy fish casserole	2
#302	fizzy potion	46
#954	flaming crutch	1
#768	flaming feather	2
#696	flaming mushroom	2
#145	flaming mushroom wine	3
#792	flaming talons	2
#684	flaregun	6
#137	flashing novelty button	6
#694	flirtatious feather	2
#859	floaty sand	3
#859	flute of flat champagne	1
#230	foam noodle	5
#791	foolscap fool's cap	1
#167	foon	2
#193	forest tears	4
#659	frightful feather	3
#254	frigid hankyū	1
#630	frigid ninja stars	25
#426	frilly shirt	1
#435	frilly skirt	7
#634	frozen feather	4
#645	frozen mushroom	2
#597	frozen nunchaku	2
#825	fruitcake	25
#540	furniture dolly	1
#1455	furry fur	1
#427	furry pants	1
#67	furry skirt	1
#4735	fuzzy dice	1
#642	ga-ga radio	1
#532	gator skin	3
#450	gauze garter	7
#121	gauze hammock	1
#91	ghuol egg quiche	25
#49	ghuol-ear kabob	25
#386	giant cactus quill	1
#78	giant cheesestick	1
#1637	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2408	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1516	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#135	giant driftwood sculpture	1
#563	giant foam finger	1
#1253	giant needle	1
#2534	giant pinky ring	1
#2476	gingerbread bugbear	4
#1745	gingerbread horror	4
#683	gingerbread mutant bugbear	6
#209	gingham blouse	1
#338	glass of goat's milk	28
#1495	gloomy black mushroom	1
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#952	glowing red eye	2
#73	gnatloaf	2
#746	gnatwing	1
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#48	gnauga hide skirt	1
#102	gnauga hide vest	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#63	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	17
#671	gnoll lips	2
#788	gnoll teeth	1
#218	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
#705	goat beard	2
#142	goat cheese	244
#664	goat cheese pizza	4
#169	goat cheese taco	1
#355	goatskin umbrella	3
#250	gob of wet hair	77
#394	gold lamé pants	1
#693	golden ring	40
#2190	googly eye	2
#1168	goth kid t-shirt	1
#559	grapefruit	4
#499	grave robbing shovel	1
#1387	gray bow tie	1
#1297	green beer	5
#292	green candy heart	88
#1006	green glowstick	1
#336	gremlin juice	5
#171	grog	12
#808	grouchy restless spirit	3
#316	grue egg omelette	8
#632	grumpy old man charrrm	1
#870	guitar pick	1
#764	guy made of bee pollen	2
#88	hairy staff	1
#72	half-orchid	145
#374	halfberd	1
#2398	hamethyst	1
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#197	hamethyst earring	1
#328	hamethyst necklace	1
#263	hamethyst ring	1
#4486	handful of confetti	2
#679	handful of hand chalk	19
#627	handful of moss	1
#598	handful of sand	10
#561	handful of sawdust	2
#474	handsomeness potion	2
#646	happiness	1
#570	harem girl t-shirt	1
#3383	heart necklace	1
#1877	helmet turtle	1
#892	hemp string	1
#286	henna tattoo	2
#174	herb brownies	210
#845	herbal stuffing	9
#582	herbs	12
#744	herringcello	24
#398	hill of beans	44
#134	hippo skin buckler	1
#161	hippo whip	1
#125	hippopotamus pants	1
#57	hippopotamus skirt	1
#147	hipposkin poncho	1
#1104	hobo nickel	12
#408	honey-dipped locust	4
#266	horizontal tango	4
#12	hot and sour sauce	30
#357	hot date	11
#330	hot nuggets	2
#121	hot powder	15
#230	hot wad	19
#454	hot wing	109
#604	huge spoon	1
#1214	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	14
#435	ice-cold Willer	99
#82	icy mushroom wine	4
#425	icy-hot katana	1
#757	immense cyborg hand	6
#957	incredibly creepy marionette	2
#739	infernal insoles	1
#273	inflatable duck	5
#116	inkwell	83
#164	insanely spicy bean burrito	58
#689	invisible bag	1
#682	irate sombrero	1
#1282	iron pasta spoon	1
#2407	irradiated candy cane	2
#885	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	4
#312	jack flapper	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1059	jar of swamp gas	5
#734	jawbruiser	4
#1663	jazz soap	2
#365	jewelry-making pliers	1
#41	jingle bell	1
#1885	joybuzzer	1
#86	jumping bean burrito	10
#505	keg shield	1
#723	ketchup hound	2
#529	kick-ass kicks	1
#499	kickback cookbook	1
#883	killer rag doll	2
#860	killing feather	46
#1897	kneecapping stick	1
#289	knob bugle	2
#256	knob ka-bobs	3
#1517	knuckle sandwich	1
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#296	lavender candy heart	88
#2306	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
#1286	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	2
#478	lavender striped oyster egg	5
#1294	lead necklace	1
#690	leather chaps	1
#894	leather mask	1
#510	leathery bat skin	7
#529	leathery cat skin	8
#587	leathery rat skin	1
#771	lemon	16
#251	lemon meringue pie	3
#669	leotarrrd	1
#100	lesser grodulated violet	137
#29	libation of liveliness	43
#1423	licorice garrote	2
#767	lihc eye	5
#118	lihc eye pie	33
#903	lihc face	1
#497	lime	13
#755	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	6
#870	line	7
#456	linoleum crossbow	1
#624	linoleum ore	4
#287	linoleum staff	2
#521	linoleum sword	1
#84	lion oil	24
#486	little paper umbrella	91
#481	long pork	1
#930	long skinny balloon	1
#1452	loose teeth	1
#377	los chinos	1
#107	lotion of coldness	10
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Wow, that's 15,885 items total!

what items are this player missing?