Museum :: astronomer UNIsus

astronomer UNIsus

Rank	Item	Quantity
#113	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#1435	1-ball	1
#956	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	2
#1425	2-ball	1
#1453	3-ball	1
#540	30669 scroll	10
#711	33398 scroll	10
#296	334 scroll	20
#1472	4-ball	1
#1433	5-ball	1
#1423	6-ball	1
#1485	7-ball	1
#2243	8-ball	1
#39	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	3
#784	ASCII shirt	1
#1329	Angry Farmer candy	15
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#1046	BGE merchandise order form	1
#3370	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#409	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#179	Black Body™ spray	1
#157	Blatantly Canadian	23
#170	Boris's key lime	2
#926	Boris's ring	1
#1677	Boss Bat bling	1
#2771	Boss Bat britches	1
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#506	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#785	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#90	Cloaca grenade	162
#1485	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1425	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#2461	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#150	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	4
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1845	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#751	Crimbo pie	1
#351	Crimbo wreath	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#1173	Crimboween memo	9
#4245	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#1537	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#2662	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#453	Disco Banjo	1
#383	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	16
#1940	Dolphin King's crown	1
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#2266	Drowsy Sword	2
#168	Dyspepsi grenade	80
#629	Dyspepsi-Cola	99
#1403	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1414	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1374	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#652	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#467	Elmley shades	1
#874	Ent cider	3
#538	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	9
#195	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	2
#276	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#1599	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#633	Gnollish flyswatter	2
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#530	Gnollish pie tin	3
#579	Gnollish plunger	2
#486	Gnollish slotted spoon	2
#335	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#170	Gummi-DNA	7
#188	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	2
#371	Hell ramen	6
#144	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#675	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#158	Jarlsberg's key lime	2
#459	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	3
#419	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	18
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#818	Knob Goblin elite helm	2
#813	Knob Goblin elite pants	2
#791	Knob Goblin elite polearm	2
#892	Knob Goblin elite shirt	2
#599	Knob Goblin firecracker	19
#1004	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#995	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#578	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1044	Knob Goblin pants	1
#206	Knob Goblin perfume	17
#240	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	3
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#41	Knob Goblin seltzer	1,136
#745	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#51	Knob Goblin superseltzer	211
#1118	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#741	Knob Goblin visor	2
#168	Knob lo mein	1
#202	Knob mushroom	59
#96	Knob sausage	132
#36	Knob sausage stir-fry	15
#129	Knob shroomkabob	1
#131	Knoll lo mein	1
#158	Knoll mushroom	92
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#523	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3897	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#953	M-242	3
#216	MSG	1
#1987	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#400	Manetwich	1
#693	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#310	Meleegra™ pills	31
#1133	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#841	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	10
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#1631	Mob Penguin cellular phone	4
#850	Mohawk wig	2
#371	Monstar energy beverage	8
#267	Mountain Stream soda	101
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#1266	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#842	Orcish baseball cap	1
#790	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#783	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#441	PADL Phone	7
#291	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#617	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#777	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#474	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#937	Ram's Face Lager	1
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#672	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#644	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#470	Sinful Desires	1
#122	Sneaky Pete's key lime	3
#726	Snow Queen Crown	1
#450	Spam Witch sammich	62
#209	Spooky Surprise Egg	79
#14	Staff of the Woodfire	1
#466	Supernova Champagne	5
#436	Swabbie™ swab	2
#888	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	31
#851	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#443	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	3
#686	Trollhouse cookies	22
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#303	Wolfman Nardz	4
#776	Workytime Tea	1
#324	a little sump'm sump'm	8
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#801	acid-squirting flower	2
#713	adder bladder	2
#1252	amulet of extreme plot significance	2
#264	ancient Magi-Wipes	22
#458	ancient spice	2
#2226	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#1125	anniversary gift box	4
#1079	annoying pitchfork	1
#408	ant agonist	4
#281	ant rake	1
#719	antique greaves	2
#743	antique helmet	2
#743	antique shield	2
#605	antique spear	5
#410	armgun	2
#853	arrrgyle socks	1
#431	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#613	asbestos ore	8
#386	asbestos staff	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#727	asparagus knife	4
#139	asparagus lo mein	1
#57	asparagus stir-fry	7
#642	asshat	1
#425	astral mushroom	20
#1620	astronaut pants	2
#1924	awful poetry journal	1
#353	baconstone bracelet	1
#186	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#5055	badass belt	5
#178	bag of Cheat-Os	73
#367	bag of lard	3
#304	balloon helmet	1
#1026	balloon monkey	1
#309	balloon sword	1
#629	ballroom blintz	1
#1146	banana	1
#338	banana cream pie	1
#215	banana smoothie	3
#208	banana spritzer	1
#341	banana-frosted king cake	9
#122	bar whip	1
#539	barbed-wire fence	7
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#185	barskin tent	1
#306	baseball	16
#53	basic meat fez	2
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#228	bat haggis	1
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#214	bat wing kabob	1
#27	bat wing stir-fry	23
#169	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#783	batblade	1
#286	beach glass necklace	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#68	beanbag chair	11
#965	beer bomb	1
#569	beer bong	1
#668	beer helmet	1
#63	begpwnia	166
#743	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#345	big bad voodoo mask	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#119	bird rib	18
#1208	bit of clingfilm	2
#589	black & tan	1
#202	black cherry soda	1
#162	black eyedrops	5
#187	black facepaint	1
#693	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#1124	black paisley oyster egg	4
#1488	black polka-dot oyster egg	2
#632	black pudding	1
#192	black sheepskin diploma	1
#855	black snake skin	1
#747	black striped oyster egg	7
#46	blackberry polite	12
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#965	bloody clown pants	1
#479	bloody mary	2
#1029	blue paisley oyster egg	4
#316	blue pixel potion	2
#1676	blue plastic oyster egg	2
#536	blue polka-dot oyster egg	8
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#432	blue snowcone	18
#2622	blue striped oyster egg	1
#664	bone rattle	1
#151	boring spaghetti	4
#954	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#215	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	33
#376	bottle of Mystic Shell	2
#335	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#379	bottle of Pinot Renoir	3
#255	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	3
#406	bottle of alcohol	5
#465	bottle of antifreeze	2
#591	bottle of gin	20
#136	bottle of peppermint schnapps	2
#549	bottle of rum	71
#871	bottle of tequila	9
#1041	bottle of vodka	3
#214	bottle of whiskey	238
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#890	bowl of cottage cheese	5
#392	box	28
#4348	box of sunshine	11
#241	boxed wine	122
#377	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	2
#274	brick of sand	5
#1108	broken skull	2
#501	broken sword	2
#589	bronze breastplate	1
#444	bronzed locust	2
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#356	brown sugar cane	10
#289	bubbly potion	46
#904	bugbear beanie	2
#895	bugbear bungguard	2
#590	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#937	bunch of bananas	1
#166	bunch of square grapes	33
#89	burrowgrub hive	2
#318	cactus fruit	5
#152	calle de miel	11
#296	can of Binarrrca	35
#1888	can of CRIMBCOLA	2
#553	can of Swiller	1
#397	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#591	can of spinach	3
#864	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	10
#1440	candied yams	5
#1299	candy cane	25
#1061	candy kneecapping stick	3
#668	candy knuckles	4
#3831	candy stake	1
#1366	canteen of wine	6
#529	carbonated soy milk	1
#322	carbonated water lily	11
#683	cardboard wakizashi	1
#76	carob cannon	1
#665	carob chunk cookies	1
#872	casino pass	1
#510	cast	24
#341	catgut	19
#213	catgut taco	1
#109	catskin buckler	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#804	cement sandals	1
#920	chaos butterfly	53
#1345	cheap elven gloves	1
#1066	chef's hat	1
#118	cherry pie	9
#492	chloroform rag	2
#283	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	7
#633	chocolate-frosted king cake	2
#668	chopsticks	2
#443	chorizo brownies	3
#765	chorizo taco	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#252	chrome helmet turtle	1
#630	chrome ore	5
#429	chrome staff	1
#521	chrome sword	1
#1774	chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
#443	chunk of rock salt	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#479	clockwork key	4
#101	clockwork pants	1
#159	clockwork sphere	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#242	cloudy potion	67
#797	clown shoes	1
#115	clown whip	1
#185	clown wig	1
#238	clownskin belt	1
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#3271	club necklace	1
#423	cocktail napkin	5
#225	cocoa egg	64
#442	cocoa eggshell fragment	106
#368	coconut shell	113
#595	coffin lid	1
#602	cog	29
#16	cold and sour sauce	14
#623	cold ninja mask	2
#310	cold nuggets	2
#52	cold powder	32
#374	cold wad	1
#563	communications windchimes	2
#77	concentrated cordial of concentration	3
#864	cool whip	1
#123	cordial of concentration	3
#848	cornuthaum	1
#895	corpse on the beach	5
#733	corpsedriver	6
#889	corpsetini	5
#176	cream pie	8
#705	crowbarrr	1
#104	curdflinger	1
#841	cyborg stompin' boot	3
#585	dance card	1
#196	dark potion	93
#1036	dead guy's watch	2
#446	decorative fountain	9
#466	delicious noodles	1
#228	delicious spicy noodles	1
#93	demon buckler	1
#97	demon whip	1
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#495	deodorant	2
#616	depantsing bomb	1
#3286	diamond necklace	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#595	didgeridooka	1
#164	digital key lime	2
#1095	dirty hobo gloves	1
#815	disassembled clover	28
#531	disbelief suspenders	1
#1843	disco ball	1
#1712	disco mask	1
#693	disease	7
#295	disembodied brain	12
#291	disembodied smile	1
#142	disintegrating quill pen	80
#384	displaced fish	9
#582	distressed denim pants	1
#1854	disturbing fanfic	1
#1263	doll house	2
#771	dollhive	8
#813	drab sonata	1
#771	draggin' ball hat	2
#783	dried face	1
#406	drum machine	9
#358	dry noodles	280
#1979	drywall axe	1
#277	ducha de oro	5
#1171	duct tape	15
#551	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#313	dusty bottle of Marsala	57
#283	dusty bottle of Merlot	79
#377	dusty bottle of Muscat	41
#226	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	103
#285	dusty bottle of Port	81
#359	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	41
#398	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#138	eXtreme meat sword	1
#896	eXtreme mittens	1
#228	eXtreme nose ring	1
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#5140	easter egg balloon	1
#339	effervescent potion	37
#730	eggnog	24
#1268	elven limbos gingerbread	5
#1186	elven cellocello	17
#1100	elven moonshine	5
#970	elven socks	3
#882	elven suicide capsule	21
#1114	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
#333	empty meat tank	9
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#121	enchanted eyepatch	2
#651	enchanted toothpick	1
#460	energy drink IV	2
#598	enormous belt buckle	2
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#336	exploding hacky-sack	2
#74	extra-large palm-frond toupee	2
#1017	eye of newt	1
#126	eyedrops of newt	3
#62	eyedrops of the ermine	18
#130	eyedrops of the ocelot	1
#906	eyepatch	2
#806	f3d0r4	2
#1944	facsimile dictionary	1
#761	fake blood	1
#1183	fake hand	10
#314	fancy bath salts	40
#1291	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#412	fancy chocolate car	7
#2035	fancy dress ball	2
#136	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	1
#604	ferret bait	2
#1428	festive holiday hat	1
#598	fetid feather	4
#79	fettucini Inconnu	18
#303	fez of etymology	1
#997	filthy corduroys	1
#323	filthy hippy poncho	1
#970	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#392	filthy lucre	98
#602	filthy pestle	1
#1759	fire	1
#529	fire poi	1
#107	fishy fish casserole	2
#302	fizzy potion	46
#955	flaming crutch	1
#768	flaming feather	2
#696	flaming mushroom	2
#144	flaming mushroom wine	3
#793	flaming talons	2
#686	flaregun	6
#137	flashing novelty button	6
#694	flirtatious feather	2
#859	floaty sand	3
#859	flute of flat champagne	1
#230	foam noodle	5
#788	foolscap fool's cap	1
#165	foon	2
#192	forest tears	4
#658	frightful feather	3
#253	frigid hankyū	1
#628	frigid ninja stars	25
#427	frilly shirt	1
#436	frilly skirt	7
#634	frozen feather	4
#645	frozen mushroom	2
#597	frozen nunchaku	2
#825	fruitcake	25
#539	furniture dolly	1
#1457	furry fur	1
#425	furry pants	1
#67	furry skirt	1
#4728	fuzzy dice	1
#640	ga-ga radio	1
#530	gator skin	3
#451	gauze garter	7
#119	gauze hammock	1
#89	ghuol egg quiche	25
#48	ghuol-ear kabob	25
#388	giant cactus quill	1
#78	giant cheesestick	1
#1638	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1517	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#134	giant driftwood sculpture	1
#563	giant foam finger	1
#1256	giant needle	1
#2535	giant pinky ring	1
#2476	gingerbread bugbear	4
#1745	gingerbread horror	4
#682	gingerbread mutant bugbear	6
#210	gingham blouse	1
#338	glass of goat's milk	28
#1493	gloomy black mushroom	1
#366	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#264	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#952	glowing red eye	2
#71	gnatloaf	2
#747	gnatwing	1
#153	gnauga hide buckler	1
#148	gnauga hide chaps	1
#48	gnauga hide skirt	1
#102	gnauga hide vest	1
#202	gnauga hide whip	1
#63	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	17
#672	gnoll lips	2
#790	gnoll teeth	1
#218	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
#705	goat beard	2
#142	goat cheese	244
#664	goat cheese pizza	4
#168	goat cheese taco	1
#354	goatskin umbrella	3
#249	gob of wet hair	77
#391	gold lamé pants	1
#693	golden ring	40
#2190	googly eye	2
#1167	goth kid t-shirt	1
#559	grapefruit	4
#499	grave robbing shovel	1
#1387	gray bow tie	1
#1297	green beer	5
#293	green candy heart	88
#1007	green glowstick	1
#336	gremlin juice	5
#171	grog	12
#807	grouchy restless spirit	3
#317	grue egg omelette	8
#632	grumpy old man charrrm	1
#869	guitar pick	1
#764	guy made of bee pollen	2
#88	hairy staff	1
#72	half-orchid	145
#374	halfberd	1
#2398	hamethyst	1
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#197	hamethyst earring	1
#329	hamethyst necklace	1
#264	hamethyst ring	1
#4481	handful of confetti	2
#678	handful of hand chalk	19
#625	handful of moss	1
#597	handful of sand	10
#560	handful of sawdust	2
#476	handsomeness potion	2
#646	happiness	1
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#3379	heart necklace	1
#1873	helmet turtle	1
#892	hemp string	1
#285	henna tattoo	2
#173	herb brownies	210
#845	herbal stuffing	9
#582	herbs	12
#743	herringcello	24
#398	hill of beans	44
#134	hippo skin buckler	1
#160	hippo whip	1
#125	hippopotamus pants	1
#57	hippopotamus skirt	1
#147	hipposkin poncho	1
#1101	hobo nickel	12
#408	honey-dipped locust	4
#267	horizontal tango	4
#12	hot and sour sauce	30
#357	hot date	11
#330	hot nuggets	2
#121	hot powder	15
#230	hot wad	19
#454	hot wing	109
#604	huge spoon	1
#1215	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	14
#434	ice-cold Willer	99
#81	icy mushroom wine	4
#424	icy-hot katana	1
#759	immense cyborg hand	6
#958	incredibly creepy marionette	2
#740	infernal insoles	1
#273	inflatable duck	5
#115	inkwell	83
#164	insanely spicy bean burrito	58
#689	invisible bag	1
#684	irate sombrero	1
#1282	iron pasta spoon	1
#2407	irradiated candy cane	2
#887	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	4
#312	jack flapper	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1059	jar of swamp gas	5
#734	jawbruiser	4
#1663	jazz soap	2
#365	jewelry-making pliers	1
#41	jingle bell	1
#1885	joybuzzer	1
#85	jumping bean burrito	10
#504	keg shield	1
#722	ketchup hound	2
#528	kick-ass kicks	1
#498	kickback cookbook	1
#883	killer rag doll	2
#860	killing feather	46
#1898	kneecapping stick	1
#288	knob bugle	2
#255	knob ka-bobs	3
#1517	knuckle sandwich	1
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#297	lavender candy heart	88
#2306	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
#1285	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	2
#478	lavender striped oyster egg	5
#1294	lead necklace	1
#690	leather chaps	1
#895	leather mask	1
#509	leathery bat skin	7
#527	leathery cat skin	8
#587	leathery rat skin	1
#772	lemon	16
#252	lemon meringue pie	3
#669	leotarrrd	1
#100	lesser grodulated violet	137
#29	libation of liveliness	43
#1422	licorice garrote	2
#769	lihc eye	5
#117	lihc eye pie	33
#905	lihc face	1
#497	lime	13
#755	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	6
#870	line	7
#456	linoleum crossbow	1
#622	linoleum ore	4
#287	linoleum staff	2
#521	linoleum sword	1
#84	lion oil	24
#483	little paper umbrella	91
#479	long pork	1
#932	long skinny balloon	1
#1453	loose teeth	1
#375	los chinos	1
#107	lotion of coldness	10
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