Museum :: maestro13

maestro13

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#804	1-ball	4
#851	2-ball	3
#1081	3-ball	2
#889	4-ball	3
#1077	5-ball	2
#1072	6-ball	2
#800	7-ball	4
#1114	8-ball	10
#401	9-ball	2
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#1456	Amulet of Yendor	1
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#454	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1761	CRIMBCO mug	2
#1644	CRIMBCO wine	2
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#57	Chester's moustache	2
#24	Children's Meal of the Damned	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#886	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#423	Corpse Island iced tea	12
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#1681	Crimboween memo	4
#1039	Crown of the Goblin King	23
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#314	Deactivated O. A. F.	2
#1297	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#820	Goodfella contract	5
#507	Green Clover of Justice	4
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#6	Junior Adventurer's merit badge	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#343	Knob pasty	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#82	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#2144	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	7
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#578	M-242	10
#1315	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	3
#401	Manetwich	1
#491	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	2
#237	Miniborg beeper	2
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#89	Miniborg stomper	6
#109	Miniborg strangler	5
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#267	Monstar energy beverage	21
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#64	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	2
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#844	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#49	Oscus's dumpster waders	2
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#566	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	12
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#1464	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#88	S.T.L.T.	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#6	STYX deodorant body spray	1
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#138	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	1
#652	Spam Witch sammich	20
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#1061	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	3
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#733	Trollhouse cookies	18
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#499	Workytime Tea	3
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#1151	abominable snowcone	3
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#53	angel-food cake	1
#1125	anniversary gift box	4
#887	antique greaves	1
#897	antique helmet	1
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#906	antique shield	1
#948	antique spear	1
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#415	astronaut ice-cream	1
#1374	astronaut pants	3
#358	bätzle	1
#183	babycakes	1
#122	baconstone ring	2
#2085	badass belt	25
#1719	bag of airline peanuts	2
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#703	ball	9
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#311	banana	18
#338	banana cream pie	1
#98	banana daiquiri	3
#389	banana smoothie	1
#54	banana spritzer	7
#368	banana-frosted king cake	8
#231	bat haggis	1
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#999	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#1192	bath ball gift set	2
#267	bean burrito	1
#138	beer basted brat	1
#1064	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#93	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
#565	black forest cake	2
#552	black forest ham	1
#336	black pudding	6
#813	black snowcone	1
#892	blackberry	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#1103	blood flower	3
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#302	blue glowstick	5
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#61	blueberry-frosted king cake	17
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#213	bone collar	1
#277	bone meal	1
#279	boring spaghetti	1
#953	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#376	bottle of Mystic Shell	2
#2996	bottle of goofballs	5
#859	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	2
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#142	bow staff	1
#92	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#1137	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#169	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#247	bowling ball	1
#1784	box of sunshine	86
#455	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#246	brains casserole	1
#677	brown sugar cane	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#902	bugbear beanie	2
#893	bugbear bungguard	2
#174	bunch of bananas	31
#226	bunch of square grapes	18
#144	bungle in the jungle	10
#538	cactus fruit	1
#1436	can of Binarrrca	3
#1100	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#545	can of fake snow	1
#477	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	19
#354	candied yams	26
#2335	candy cane	9
#470	candy kneecapping stick	5
#1783	candy stake	4
#173	carob brownies	1
#526	carob chunk cookies	2
#495	carob chunk noodles	2
#731	carob chunks	1
#216	catgut taco	1
#412	centipede eggs	5
#664	cherry	1
#274	cherry pie	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#206	chintzy saucepan earring	4
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#145	chocolate-frosted king cake	14
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#1774	chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
#1753	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#72	clockwork claws	1
#11	clockwork doohickey	12
#102	clockwork hat	1
#97	clockwork thingamajig	1
#1795	clown hammer	1
#798	clown shoes	1
#478	club necklace	14
#204	cob of corn	1
#290	cocktail onion	1
#1224	cocoa egg	1
#755	cocoa eggshell fragment	23
#104	coconut bikini top	2
#248	cold hi mein	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#95	congratulatory cake	1
#748	cool mushroom	1
#169	cool mushroom casserole	1
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#568	corncob pipe	1
#289	corpse on the beach	17
#449	corpsedriver	11
#315	corpsetini	16
#591	cranberries	22
#951	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#165	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#335	cream pie	2
#541	creamsicle	1
#459	cup of primitive beer	1
#399	cursed black pearl onion	2
#418	cursed cannonball	1
#456	cursed dirty joke scroll	1
#383	cursed sea biscuit	2
#432	cursed voodoo skull	1
#919	cyborg doll	1
#537	cyborg stompin' boot	4
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#1355	defective skull	2
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#468	delicious noodles	1
#1796	delicious salad	1
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#643	desiccated apricot	2
#41	devil's-food cake	1
#314	diamond necklace	18
#379	digital key lime pie	1
#1622	dill	1
#482	dire fudgesicle	1
#322	disintegrating sheet music	7
#1299	disturbing fanfic	11
#558	doll house	9
#953	dollhive	5
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#611	eXtreme mittens	3
#568	eXtreme scarf	3
#3266	easter egg balloon	4
#2058	eggnog	3
#653	elven cellocello	27
#871	empty blowgun	1
#207	enchanted bean burrito	1
#541	enchanted leopard-print barbell	12
#1085	encoder ring	2
#239	escargotsicle	1
#1508	evil teddy bear	5
#191	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
#145	exotic orchid	1
#744	extra-greasy slider	1
#907	eyepatch	2
#531	fairy gravy boat	1
#1807	fake fake vomit	2
#1791	fake hand	1
#421	fake plastic grass	4
#291	false eyelashes	1
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#449	fancy bath salts	18
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#377	fancy canapés	1
#1830	fancy chocolate	2
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#136	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	1
#1747	felt	3
#322	fettucini Inconnu	1
#86	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
#106	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
#324	filthy hippy poncho	1
#1135	fire	3
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#141	fishy fish	1
#153	fishy fish casserole	1
#118	fishy fish lasagna	1
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#838	flashing novelty button	2
#269	floral print shirt	1
#275	flower petal pie	1
#431	foie gras	1
#793	foolscap fool's cap	1
#462	fortune cookie	1
#323	frat brats	1
#450	fricasseed brains	1
#576	frozen Mob Penguin	1
#706	frozen banquet	1
#827	frozen mushroom	1
#1786	fruitcake	6
#1657	fuzzy dice	4
#514	gator skin	4
#1922	ghost cucumber	1
#1350	ghuol egg	1
#556	ghuol egg quiche	1
#996	ghuol guolash	1
#257	ghuol-ear kabob	1
#596	giant discarded bottlecap	8
#1454	giant discarded plastic fork	4
#728	giant discarded torn-up glove	5
#567	giant pinky ring	26
#2003	gingerbread bugbear	6
#1745	gingerbread horror	4
#125	gingham blouse	2
#798	glass of goat's milk	2
#99	gnat lasagna	1
#98	gnatloaf	1
#132	gnatloaf casserole	1
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#296	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	1
#846	goat cheese	1
#949	goat cheese pizza	1
#170	goat cheese taco	1
#395	gold lamé pants	1
#500	golden ring	44
#2658	googly eye	1
#784	gr8ps	1
#773	grapefruit	1
#828	grapes	1
#328	grassy cutlass	2
#341	green glowstick	5
#841	green snowcone	1
#1612	grue egg	15
#734	grue egg omelette	1
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#1934	hamethyst	2
#198	hamethyst earring	1
#263	hamethyst ring	1
#2801	handful of confetti	9
#408	handful of nuts and berries	1
#463	handful of walnuts	1
#405	harem girl t-shirt	2
#242	headhunter necktie	2
#925	heart necklace	8
#1454	heart-shaped balloon	1
#797	hemp string	2
#1241	herb brownies	1
#1294	herbal stuffing	5
#744	herringcello	24
#428	hippopotamus skin	1
#236	honey-dew	1
#258	hot buttered roll	1
#684	hot date	1
#266	hot hi mein	1
#1287	hot wing	1
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#758	immense cyborg hand	6
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#606	insanely spicy bean burrito	1
#246	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
#194	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	1
#1282	iron pasta spoon	1
#720	irradiated candy cane	6
#985	jar of swamp gas	9
#531	jawbruiser	5
#1551	joybuzzer	4
#560	jumbo olive	1
#189	jumping bean burrito	1
#131	jumping bean taco	1
#184	juniper berries	1
#884	killer rag doll	2
#2060	kite	1
#376	kiwi	1
#349	knob ka-bobs	1
#306	kumquat	1
#280	large cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#491	left half of a heart necklace	1
#1233	lemon	1
#362	lemon meringue pie	1
#1151	length of string	7
#441	lihc eye pie	3
#897	lime	1
#1942	loaded serum blowgun	1
#481	long pork	1
#142	long pork casserole	1
#141	long pork chop sandwiches	1
#105	long pork lasagna	1
#377	los chinos	1
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#1347	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#2077	mafia aria	1
#1892	magical ice cube with a fly in it	1
#247	makeshift cape	1
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#686	marionette	2
#168	menudo	1
#266	menudo ravioli	1
#334	milk of magnesium	1
#898	mind flayer corpse	1
#791	miner's helmet	1
#785	miner's pants	1
#314	mixed wildflower greens	1
#109	mole molé	1
#461	mother's little helper	4
#690	mugcake	1
#378	mushroom pizza	1
#1680	mylar scout drone	1
#965	nanite-infested candy cane	11
#1043	nanite-infested eggnog	5
#186	nanite-infested fruitcake	22
#712	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	7
#858	ninja hot pants	1
#43	ninja pirate zombie robot head	2
#176	nutty organic salad	1
#796	olive	1
#156	olive lo mein	1
#119	olive stir-fry	1
#942	orange	1
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#328	oversized fish scaler	11
#161	packet of tofurkey gravy	1
#186	painful penne pasta	1
#189	palm-frond capris	1
#238	palm-frond cloak	1
#396	palm-frond toupee	1
#213	palm-frond whip	1
#447	panty raider camouflage	1
#988	papaya	1
#326	papaya taco	4
#1215	paperclip	1
#264	patent antipsychotics	1
#258	peach	1
#225	peach pie	1
#240	pear	1
#191	pear tart	1
#331	penguin focaccia bread	35
#1060	personalized birthday cake	1
#2716	pet rock	1
#1651	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	1
#1713	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	2
#723	phat turquoise bead	2
#1207	piece of wedding cake	1
#358	piercing post	4
#496	pile of jumping beans	3
#553	pink glowstick	4
#681	pirate shirt	1
#288	pixel hat	1
#162	pixel pants	1
#211	pixel sword	1
#428	plain pizza	1
#266	plum	1
#702	pointy mushroom	1
#1612	pork elf goodies sack	1
#2213	porquoise	1
#251	porquoise ring	1
#1433	portable corkscrew	1
#1023	portable photocopier	1
#2221	possessed top	1
#695	poutine	1
#164	powdered toad horn	1
#209	pr0n cocktail	1
#243	pr0n m4nic0tti	1
#145	pr0n stir-fry	1
#202	pr0n taco	1
#1150	prehistoric spear	2
#2037	pretty flower	1
#77	projectile icemaker	1
#2034	puce paisley oyster egg	1
#93	pulled porquoise ring	1
#335	purple pixel pie	1
#342	questionable taco	1
#598	radio button candy	1
#1303	rag doll	1
#304	raspberry	1
#457	rat appendix kabob	1
#148	rat appendix stir-fry	1
#140	rat scrapple	1
#327	ratini	1
#223	ravioli della hippy	1
#1795	razor-tipped yo-yo	2
#973	really dense meat stack	5
#2227	red paisley oyster egg	1
#1390	red plastic oyster egg	3
#578	red polka-dot oyster egg	6
#1646	red striped oyster egg	1
#1298	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
#241	ring of adornment	2
#288	ring of aggravate monster	34
#353	ring of cold resistance	1
#115	ring of fire resistance	5
#241	ring of gain strength	2
#721	ring of half-assed regeneration	3
#414	ring of increase damage	1
#1455	roasted marshmallow	2
#182	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1
#568	rogue swarmer	70
#856	royal jelly	1
#211	royal jelly taco	1
#878	rubber WWBD? bracelet	9
#696	rubber WWJD? bracelet	11
#862	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	9
#645	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	11
#1772	rubber emo roe	2
#602	sandwich of the gods	12
#115	sane hatrack	1
#408	sausage pizza	1
#115	sausage wonton	1
#578	savoy truffle	1
#484	sawblade fragment	70
#376	scented massage oil	3
#559	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	1
#104	sequined fez	1
#829	servomechanical torsion facilitator	2
#210	set of jacks	1
#368	shimmering rainbow sand	1
#923	shiny ring	24
#27	shrinking powder	15
#620	silver shrimp fork	2
#254	single-serving herbal stuffing	1
#182	skewered cat appendix	1
#594	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#232	sleazy hi mein	1
#1063	slow jam collection	2
#541	snake	10
#909	sock monkey	2
#101	solid baconstone ring	1
#1829	solid gold bowling ball	4
#294	souvenir ski t-shirt	2
#503	spade necklace	13
#353	spaghetti with Skullheads	1
#711	sparkler	7
#1008	spectral pickle	4
#180	spicy bean burrito	1
#157	spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
#135	spicy jumping bean burrito	1
#161	spicy mushroom quesadilla	1
#224	spicy noodles	1
#979	spooky bicycle chain	2
#1367	spooky cosmetics bag	1
#936	spooky eggnog	6
#1063	spooky eyeliner	1
#247	spooky hi mein	1
#306	spooky hockey mask	5
#1449	spooky length of string	4
#1086	spooky lipstick	1
#168	spooky lo mein	1
#1573	spooky mushroom	1
#229	spooky shroomkabob	1
#181	spooky stir-fry	1
#1572	spooky toy wheel	1
#594	square CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#545	stale baguette	1
#689	stalk of asparagus	3
#338	star key lime pie	1
#193	star throwing star	1
#482	steamy ruby	1
#1029	stick	1
#1092	stick-on-a-string	2
#231	stinky hi mein	1
#821	stinky mushroom	1
#409	strange shiny disc	10
#888	strawberry	1
#320	strawberry pie	1
#1295	string of blue beads	8
#846	string of green beads	14
#1209	string of red beads	9
#1551	stringy sinew	3
#2727	stuffed Cheshire bitten	17
#410	stuffed Hodgman	1
#734	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	62
#1086	stuffed alien blob	6
#872	stuffed angry cow	55
#1196	stuffed astral badger	43
#1145	stuffed baby gravy fairy	45
#907	stuffed can of asparagus	2
#1084	stuffed cocoabo	44
#905	stuffed dodecapede	2
#1395	stuffed doppelshifter	6
#798	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	61
#1009	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	49
#2498	stuffed gray blob	2
#791	stuffed hand turkey	61
#947	stuffed mind flayer	53
#1154	stuffed ninja snowman	2
#855	stuffed scary death orb	58
#1661	stuffed shoulder parrot	11
#974	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	51
#1140	stuffed snowy owl	43
#813	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	60
#1685	stuffed spooky mushroom	4
#247	stuffed stab bat	1
#950	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	51
#1089	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	46
#1600	stuffing	4
#531	stunt nuts	1
#1161	sturdy Crimbo crate	7
#776	sub-molecular interocitor	2
#414	sugar-coated pine cone	4
#957	sunken chest	4
#130	super ka-bob	1
#198	super salad	1
#348	supportive bra	4
#811	t8r tots	1
#307	tangerine	1
#617	tassel	1
#724	tasty tart	1
#602	teddy borg	14
#509	three-tiered wedding cake	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#583	tin cup of mulligan stew	1
#6	tin rations	3
#999	tiny bottle of absinthe	1
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#3080	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	2
#2306	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	3
#1747	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	2
#837	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	2
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#2055	tiny plastic Felonia	2
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#3829	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3874	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3957	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3894	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#2764	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	2
#2782	tiny plastic Protagonist	2
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#3905	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3062	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3066	tiny plastic The Man	1
#3926	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#956	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	4
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#3856	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#1716	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	3
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3936	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#3876	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3843	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8151	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8186	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8092	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#3902	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#3890	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#3837	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3994	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#3850	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#2764	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	2
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8136	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#2293	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	3
#2147	tiny plastic taco cat	3
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#3860	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#3846	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#3157	toast	1
#262	tofu casserole	5
#107	tofu stir-fry	1
#133	tofu taco	1
#135	tofu wonton	1
#925	tofurkey gravy	9
#856	tofurkey leg	10
#161	tofurkey nugget	1
#1136	tomato	1
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1398	toothsome rock	5
#1238	top	3
#1081	towel	5
#1558	toy crazy train	3
#1590	toy hoverpad	1
#976	toy jet pack	6
#2127	toy mercenary	1
#580	toy ray gun	15
#702	toy soldier	2
#902	toy space helmet	8
#892	toy train	2
#1624	toy wheel	2
#478	tree skirt	1
#1036	tree-eating kite	22
#1038	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#658	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#253	tropical paperweight	2
#680	tropical wrapping paper	2
#8	trusty torch	1
#226	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	1
#249	tube of hair oil	1
#265	twinkly nuggets	33
#679	uncooked chorizo	1
#177	unfortunate dumplings	1
#693	unidentified jerky	1
#187	unstable laser battery	100
#728	urinal cake	1
#1051	vampire duck-on-a-string	7
#264	vanilla-frosted king cake	6
#443	vibrating cyborg knife	11
#530	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	5
#388	vitachoconutriment capsule	14
#896	vorpal blade	1
#169	warbear feasting bread	2
#156	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
#104	warbear warrior bread	2
#631	warm mushroom	1
#42	wedge of gray cheese	1
#101	wet stew	2
#686	white chocolate and tomato pizza	2
#740	white chocolate chip cookies	1
#959	white chocolate chips	1
#5	white-label gin	3
#2053	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#590	wreath of laurels	1
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#844	wrench bracelet	2
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#181	yam candy	1
#365	yellow glowstick	4
#1575	yellow snowcone	6
#1803	yo	2
#1105	yo-yo	15

Wow, that's 3,432 items total!

what items are this player missing?