Museum :: Major John

Major John

Rank	Item	Quantity
#227	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#306	A. W. O. L. commendation	20
#394	Ancient Saucehelm	6
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#192	Argarggagarg's fang	8
#241	Atomic Comic	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#481	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#864	BGE merchandise order form	2
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#796	BGE shotglass	11
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#436	BGE tiny plastic toy	3
#429	BURT	38
#91	Barney's rake	3
#252	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	40
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1090	CRIMBCO mug	7
#728	CRIMBCO scrip	175
#677	CRIMBCO wine	11
#288	CRIMBCOIDS mints	8
#1189	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#173	Colander of Em-er'il	10
#585	Crimbo Credit	2
#622	Crimbo candied pecan	15
#523	Crimbo fudge	20
#638	Crimbo peppermint bark	14
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#168	Crimbonium fuel rod	11
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#412	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	2
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#247	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#206	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#475	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#217	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#375	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#407	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	2
#367	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#254	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#901	Crimboween memo	12
#2691	Crimbuck	8
#252	Crown of the Goblin King	89
#1295	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#1697	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#1782	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#137	Elder Turtle Shell	12
#16	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#1169	FDKOL commendation	1
#519	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#444	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
#1027	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#1046	Go-Wassail	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#44	Imp Ale	7,037
#208	Inndya trading card	1
#302	Inner Strength	1
#314	Inner Truth	1
#305	Inner Wisdom	1
#1281	Jocko Homo's head	1
#225	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#904	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	29
#1041	M-242	2
#1987	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#298	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	2
#1016	Mob Penguin cellular phone	12
#90	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	2
#143	P.B.L.T.	1
#90	PB&BP	1
#357	PEEZ dispenser	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#282	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#119	Ram's Face Lager	532
#204	Roo trading card	1
#169	Safari Jack's moustache	8
#277	Scalp of Gorgolok	9
#492	Skully's hot chocolate	1
#167	Snow Queen Crown	29
#778	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	1
#804	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	1
#68	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#88	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	2
#207	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1202	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	2
#829	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#1053	Thwaitgold bee statuette	2
#828	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#1013	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#970	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	1
#804	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	5
#1024	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	4
#1939	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#785	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	6
#259	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#623	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#792	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	4
#653	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	1
#951	Thwaitgold spider statuette	1
#668	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	12
#673	Thwaitgold termite statuette	7
#516	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#1150	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#128	Time Bandit Time Towel	1
#318	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	1
#319	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1
#311	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	1
#306	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	1
#143	UV monocular	1
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#589	Workytime Tea	2
#727	Yakisoba's hat	2
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#1017	ammonite fossil	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#75	apathetic lizardman doll	2
#769	aspirin	1
#2065	astronaut pants	1
#125	augmented-reality shades	1
#241	bacon bath ball	4
#521	badass belt	88
#44	bag of grain	2
#1313	ball	3
#250	banana supersucker	1
#864	bananagate	2
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#1427	bath ball gift set	1
#1661	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#687	beholed bedsheet	1
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#975	belemnite fossil	1
#146	big glob of skin	1
#54	black brandy	1
#138	blank diary	1
#467	blind-packed capsule toy	2
#394	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	1
#3060	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#56	blood-drive sticker	2
#712	bottle of bubbles	1
#409	bottle of fire	1
#334	bottle of goofballs	73
#372	bread line	2
#296	bubble-wrap simulator	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#205	can of CRIMBCOLA	10
#397	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#633	candied bolts	2
#558	candied nuts	3
#1563	candy kneecapping stick	2
#1032	candy knuckles	3
#804	cement sandals	1
#117	chakra malt	1
#265	chakra sludge	1
#129	chakra-mental wine	1
#1345	cheap elven gloves	1
#248	choco-Crimbot	2
#235	chocolate bath ball	4
#380	chocolate filthy lucre	9
#163	chocolate seal-clubbing club	2
#106	chocolate-covered caviar	1
#579	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#1186	chunk of depleted Grimacite	6
#1749	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#623	club necklace	11
#300	collection of tiny spooky objects	4
#397	communal gobstopper	1
#119	cookie cookie	5
#293	corned-beef Reuben	2
#69	crappy brain	158
#98	cursed black pearl onion	23
#93	cursed bottle of black-label rum	21
#92	cursed bottle of rum	26
#84	cursed cannonball	24
#83	cursed dirty joke scroll	24
#40	cursed piece of thirteen	24
#96	cursed sea biscuit	21
#88	cursed voodoo skull	23
#313	cylindrical mold	1
#86	decent brain	181
#515	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#422	diamond necklace	15
#41	diamond-studded cane	311
#465	drop of water-37	1
#2500	easter egg balloon	7
#547	electrical thingamabob	1
#2014	elven cellocello	2
#1391	elven suicide capsule	13
#60	emergency margarita	2
#397	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	27
#14	fancy black tie	1
#3838	fancy but probably evil chocolate	1
#412	fancy chocolate car	7
#2035	fancy dress ball	2
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#623	fat stacks of cash	10
#1174	festive sausage	1
#129	fitness wristband	1
#44	flaming crutch	458
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#271	flask of mining oil	1
#142	fluid of fudge-finding	1
#494	foam noodle	1
#733	forbidden sausage	2
#739	frigid fudgepuck	1
#378	fudge bunny	1
#1412	fudgecule	1
#217	fudgesicle	1
#208	fuzzy dice	16
#201	gamma nog	1
#135	giant green gummi bear	1
#173	giant green gummi ingot	1
#657	giant pinky ring	22
#134	giant red gummi bear	1
#161	giant red gummi ingot	1
#77	giant stuffed bugbear	1
#130	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#169	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
#809	gingerbread robot	1
#226	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#311	gold wedding ring	21
#1971	golden ring	38
#249	good brain	50
#70	grape troll doll	1
#243	green drunki-bear	1
#1007	green gummi ingot	1
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#196	gummi canary	1
#204	gummi salamander	1
#243	gummi snake	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#401	half-rotten brain	1
#112	hambrosier	1
#528	handful of confetti	76
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#143	headless sparrow	2
#581	heart necklace	12
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#364	hemp candy necklace	1
#1656	herringcello	8
#284	high-energy mining laser	1
#1162	hobo nickel	7
#866	holiday cheese log	1
#245	huge bowl of candy	1
#129	imp unity ring	36
#140	incense bath ball	7
#574	inflatable duck	1
#316	java cookie	3
#1071	jawbruiser	3
#1065	jerky coins	1
#1538	killing feather	31
#820	kite	9
#897	kumquartz	1
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#249	kumquat supersucker	1
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#421	licorice garrote	5
#544	licorice root	3
#232	lime supersucker	1
#990	lollipop stick	1
#469	long skinny balloon	11
#515	lucky rabbit's foot	13
#153	mangled squirrel	1
#1086	marionette	1
#105	misfit hobby horse	1
#1447	monomolecular yo-yo	6
#620	motivational poster	6
#740	mummy costume	6
#836	mylar scout drone	5
#250	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	1
#212	neutron lollipop	1
#489	night-vision goggles	4
#418	nugget of Crimbonium	1
#676	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#1607	obsidian dagger	8
#177	opera mask	4
#71	pacification grenade	1
#1325	pair of bolt cutters	1
#140	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#1404	passable elf mask	3
#687	pat-a-cake pendant	1
#206	pear supersucker	1
#892	pearidot	1
#140	pencil stub	1
#1053	penguin focaccia bread	18
#469	peppermint tailings	1
#131	perl necklace	4
#613	petit 4.1	2
#427	petit fortran	2
#680	petrified wood	10
#2030	phish stick	1
#528	plastic ingot	1
#181	plexiglass pocketwatch	1
#41	pocket maze	2
#1065	pocketwatch on a chain	2
#127	pog #01 (spider)	8
#484	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	1
#373	pog #03 (warwelf)	2
#384	pog #04 (skleleton)	2
#268	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	4
#322	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	3
#267	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	4
#256	pog #08 (hellion)	4
#322	pog #09 (pirate)	3
#275	pog #10 (hobo)	4
#260	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	4
#459	poison pen	4
#1713	possessed top	2
#42	potion of spiritual gunkifying	1
#848	powdered candy sushi set	1
#690	prehistoric spear	5
#698	pumpkinhead mask	8
#264	radiation-resistant helmet	2
#1303	rag doll	1
#272	raisin	1
#154	ram horns	34
#186	ram stick	22
#132	rat carcass	5
#1204	razor-tipped yo-yo	5
#171	really dense meat stack	33
#356	red ale	2
🥈	red and green rain stick	1
#224	red drunki-bear	1
#994	red gummi ingot	1
#312	ribbon candy	2
#1103	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#1009	robotronic egg	27
#1856	rogue swarmer	31
#875	roll of toilet paper	60
#100	root beer	1
#984	rubber WWBD? bracelet	8
#627	rubber WWJD? bracelet	12
#1521	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	5
#929	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	8
#449	ruby on canes	1
#254	rusty bonesaw	2
#64	sausage without a cause	2
#299	servo-assisted exo-pants	1
#44	shady shades	2
#58	silver face paint	2
#289	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	4
#138	smart watch	1
#493	smoking grass	1
#1119	snake	1
#1349	sock monkey	1
#403	solid gold bowling ball	46
#625	solid gold pegleg	2
#695	spade necklace	10
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#546	sparkler	10
#296	spiritual candy cane	1
#288	spiritual eggnog	1
#311	spiritual fruitcake	1
#304	spiritual gingerbread	1
#3326	spooky eggnog	1
#832	spooky hockey mask	2
#742	spooky sap	9
#1729	square CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#46	squeaky toy rose	2
#2241	stainless steel shillelagh	1
#123	stepmom's booze	1
#145	still-beating spleen	4
#170	strawberry supersucker	2
#917	strawberyl	1
#77	strawberyl necklace	1
#298	stuffed Cheshire bitten	111
#233	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	133
#167	stuffed Mob Penguin	1
#571	stuffed alien blob	11
#258	stuffed angry cow	131
#314	stuffed astral badger	116
#270	stuffed baby gravy fairy	131
#907	stuffed can of asparagus	2
#253	stuffed cocoabo	130
#1574	stuffed dodecapede	1
#1747	stuffed doppelshifter	4
#323	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	116
#302	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	120
#950	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
#1417	stuffed gray blob	9
#256	stuffed hand turkey	129
#223	stuffed mind flayer	145
#341	stuffed ninja snowman	14
#142	stuffed porpoise	1
#83	stuffed sabre-toothed lime	1
#457	stuffed scary death orb	91
#144	stuffed shoulder parrot	123
#355	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	105
#408	stuffed snowy owl	96
#442	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	94
#2366	stuffed spooky mushroom	2
#133	stuffed stab bat	2
#312	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	111
#471	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	89
#76	stuffed yeti	2
#776	stuffed zmobie	1
#269	sucker bucket	1
#257	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#278	sucker tachi	1
#787	superheated fudge	1
#898	sweet mochi ball	1
#785	throwing wrench	6
🥇	time sleigh	1
#746	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	2
#620	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	3
#392	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	5
#219	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	3
#498	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	4
#213	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	3
#398	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	5
#416	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	5
#613	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
#494	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	4
#481	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	4
#563	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#244	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	7
#746	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	2
#185	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	3
#124	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	4
#585	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
#239	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	7
#387	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	5
#283	tiny die-cast golden ring	2
#320	tiny die-cast killing bird	2
#205	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	8
#193	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	8
#578	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#115	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	10
#304	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	2
#317	tiny die-cast turtle mech	2
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#1463	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	5
#985	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	3
#1278	tiny plastic Axe Wound	6
#2096	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	2
#507	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	5
#1151	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#1545	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	3
#383	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#265	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#1062	tiny plastic Black Knight	7
#1509	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	3
#938	tiny plastic Boss Bat	5
#791	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#444	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#78	tiny plastic Captain Kerkard	1
#735	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	5
#934	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	19
#220	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#1149	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#620	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#820	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	12
#880	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	11
#924	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	4
#100	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#577	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#100	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#1548	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#632	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#333	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	3
#719	tiny plastic Father McGruber	5
#2053	tiny plastic Felonia	2
#281	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#2167	tiny plastic G Imp	3
#173	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#141	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	6
#1094	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	7
#533	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	13
#681	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	6
#1763	tiny plastic Hellion	4
#1467	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	5
#301	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	3
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#1146	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	4
#1220	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	6
#931	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	8
#1072	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	7
#2138	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	3
#774	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#214	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1057	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#401	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#417	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	10
#1755	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	4
#2777	tiny plastic Protagonist	2
#867	tiny plastic Queen Bee	2
#764	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#846	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	4
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#813	tiny plastic Spam Witch	9
#1219	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	6
#1191	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	4
#911	tiny plastic The Man	5
#171	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#1264	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	6
#1282	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	3
#236	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#478	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	5
#1424	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	5
#301	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#849	tiny plastic accordion thief	6
#105	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1731	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#1798	tiny plastic angry bugbear	4
#764	tiny plastic angry goat	23
#757	tiny plastic angry space marine	5
#1450	tiny plastic anime smiley	5
#243	tiny plastic animelf	1
#2160	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	3
#2135	tiny plastic astronomer	3
#1057	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	17
#794	tiny plastic barrrnacle	22
#495	tiny plastic batbugbear	9
#1760	tiny plastic beanbat	4
#432	tiny plastic bee swarm	10
#958	tiny plastic beebee gunners	3
#590	tiny plastic beebee queue	7
#646	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	7
#849	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	4
#1107	tiny plastic blazing bat	2
#1041	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	17
#951	tiny plastic blooper	8
#1237	tiny plastic brainsweeper	6
#733	tiny plastic briefcase bat	10
#755	tiny plastic bugaboo	5
#1336	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#835	tiny plastic cavebugbear	4
#991	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#788	tiny plastic cocoabo	22
#1269	tiny plastic coffee pixie	14
#263	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#2090	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	2
#1762	tiny plastic cubist bull	4
#1240	tiny plastic demoninja	6
#874	tiny plastic disco bandit	6
#1752	tiny plastic drunk goat	4
#99	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#425	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#1736	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	4
#1085	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	7
#396	tiny plastic fire servant	6
#1240	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	6
#1412	tiny plastic fruit golem	5
#1300	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	14
#884	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	20
#1312	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	14
#2134	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	3
#1736	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#1475	tiny plastic goth giant	5
#586	tiny plastic grue	28
#1421	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	5
#1358	tiny plastic hermit	4
#426	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#627	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	27
#959	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	3
#807	tiny plastic killer bee	21
#1459	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	5
#718	tiny plastic leprechaun	24
#795	tiny plastic levitating potato	22
#1068	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	7
#600	tiny plastic moneybee	7
#988	tiny plastic mosquito	18
#847	tiny plastic mumblebee	4
#1035	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#776	tiny plastic ninja snowman	10
#828	tiny plastic pastamancer	6
#585	tiny plastic peacannon	4
#826	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	21
#1018	tiny plastic sauceror	5
#2794	tiny plastic scary clown	2
#1762	tiny plastic seal clubber	3
#100	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#920	tiny plastic senile lihc	8
#1557	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#2811	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	2
#570	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	4
#1043	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	7
#559	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	29
#2825	tiny plastic spooky vampire	2
#851	tiny plastic stab bat	21
#1270	tiny plastic star starfish	14
#585	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#660	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	14
#1450	tiny plastic taco cat	5
#224	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#409	tiny plastic the Free Man	6
#1201	tiny plastic topiary golem	6
#312	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#449	tiny plastic turtle tamer	10
#1766	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	4
#191	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#1704	tiny plastic warwelf	4
#928	tiny plastic whitesnake	8
#2787	tiny plastic zmobie	2
#2525	toothsome rock	1
#651	top	7
#768	tortoise's blessing	1
#908	tourmalime	1
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#142	towel	65
#477	toy deathbot	2
#1592	toy hoverpad	1
#2210	toy jet pack	1
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#2128	toy mercenary	1
#2475	toy ray gun	1
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#2301	tree-eating kite	4
#660	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#922	trilobite fossil	1
#601	tropical paperweight	1
#1135	tropical wrapping paper	1
#1110	unstable DNA	32
#2526	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#1819	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
#57	vintage smart drink	2
#189	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
#479	warbear battery	1
#436	warbear beeping telegram	1
#169	warbear blizzard mead	1
🥇	warbear breakfast machine	1
#297	warbear empathy chip	1
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#189	warbear exo-arm	1
#197	warbear feasting bread	1
#211	warbear foil hat	1
#10	warbear goggles	1
#167	warbear gyro	1
#384	warbear gyrocopter	1
#286	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	2
#169	warbear induction oven	1
#180	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#273	warbear liquid overcoat	1
#436	warbear metalworking primer	1
#45	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#217	warbear officer requisition box	1
#364	warbear procedural hilarity drone	2
#382	warbear requisition box	1
#422	warbear robo-camouflage unit	1
#433	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
#471	water wings	1
#68	weird gazelle steak	2
#830	wind-up meatcar	1
#93	wings of fire	1
#719	wolfman mask	7
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#969	yellow gummi ingot	2
#1803	yo	2
#1781	yo-yo	4
#477	yohohoyo	2

what items are this player missing?