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#227A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#306A. W. O. L. commendation20
#394Ancient Saucehelm6
#296Ankh of Badahnkadh1
#192Argarggagarg's fang8
#241Atomic Comic2
#27Ax of L'rose1
#481BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt2
#864BGE merchandise order form2
#564BGE pocket calendar1
#796BGE shotglass11
#675BGE temporary tattoo1
#436BGE tiny plastic toy3
#429BURT38
#91Barney's rake3
#252Baron von Ratsworth's monocle40
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#46Black Angus blackburger1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#1502Bulky Buddy Box1
#1117CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#33CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#1054CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#35CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#32CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#1090CRIMBCO mug7
#728CRIMBCO scrip175
#677CRIMBCO wine11
#288CRIMBCOIDS mints8
#1189CRIMBCOLOAF4
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#173Colander of Em-er'il10
#585Crimbo Credit2
#622Crimbo candied pecan15
#523Crimbo fudge20
#638Crimbo peppermint bark14
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#168Crimbonium fuel rod11
#268Crimbot battery1
#412Crimbot schematic: Big Head2
#244Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel1
#210Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter1
#260Crimbot schematic: Crab Core1
#246Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso1
#245Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head1
#247Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun1
#260Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun1
#211Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs1
#206Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads1
#475Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs1
#248Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan1
#363Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis1
#244Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder1
#217Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module1
#459Crimbot schematic: Power Arm1
#245Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler1
#375Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker1
#407Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun2
#367Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet1
#462Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis1
#254Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet1
#901Crimboween memo12
#2691Crimbuck8
#252Crown of the Goblin King89
#1295Dickory Farms Gift Basket2
#1697Disco 'Fro Pick2
#1782El Sombrero De Lopez1
#137Elder Turtle Shell12
#16Ellsbury's journal (used)1
#1169FDKOL commendation1
#519FDKOL hotcakes1
#444Fudge Fiber Armor Plating1
#1027Glass Balls of the Goblin King2
#1046Go-Wassail1
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#44Imp Ale7,037
#208Inndya trading card1
#302Inner Strength1
#314Inner Truth1
#305Inner Wisdom1
#1281Jocko Homo's head1
#225Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card1
#904Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet29
#1041M-2422
#1987MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#298Mayo de Mayo™ mayo2
#1016Mob Penguin cellular phone12
#90Mt. McLargeHuge oyster2
#143P.B.L.T.1
#90PB&BP1
#357PEEZ dispenser1
#233Princess Rutabaga trading card1
#282Raggedy Hippy doll1
#119Ram's Face Lager532
#204Roo trading card1
#169Safari Jack's moustache8
#277Scalp of Gorgolok9
#492Skully's hot chocolate1
#167Snow Queen Crown29
#778Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro1
#804Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco1
#68Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#5The Big Book of Communism (used)1
#88The Grand Poo-Bah trading card2
#207The Snake trading card1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#1202Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette2
#829Thwaitgold ant statuette1
#1053Thwaitgold bee statuette2
#828Thwaitgold bookworm statuette1
#1013Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#970Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette1
#804Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette5
#1024Thwaitgold firefly statuette4
#1939Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#785Thwaitgold maggot statuette6
#259Thwaitgold nit statuette1
#623Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#792Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette4
#653Thwaitgold scorpion statuette1
#951Thwaitgold spider statuette1
#668Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette12
#673Thwaitgold termite statuette7
#516Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette1
#1150Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#128Time Bandit Time Towel1
#318Trivial Avocations Card: What?1
#319Trivial Avocations Card: When?1
#311Trivial Avocations Card: Where?1
#306Trivial Avocations Card: Who?1
#143UV monocular1
#918Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#589Workytime Tea2
#727Yakisoba's hat2
🥇all-year sucker1
#124ammonite candy mold1
#1017ammonite fossil1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#75apathetic lizardman doll2
#769aspirin1
#2065astronaut pants1
#125augmented-reality shades1
#241bacon bath ball4
#521badass belt88
#44bag of grain2
#1313ball3
#250banana supersucker1
#864bananagate2
#93bananarama bangle1
#1427bath ball gift set1
#1661battered Crimbo Crate1
#687beholed bedsheet1
#123belemnite candy mold1
#975belemnite fossil1
#146big glob of skin1
#54black brandy1
#138blank diary1
#467blind-packed capsule toy2
#394blind-packed die-cast metal toy1
#3060blob-shaped Crimbo cookie3
#56blood-drive sticker2
#712bottle of bubbles1
#409bottle of fire1
#334bottle of goofballs73
#372bread line2
#296bubble-wrap simulator1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#205can of CRIMBCOLA10
#397can of franks 'n' beans1
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#558candied nuts3
#1563candy kneecapping stick2
#1032candy knuckles3
#804cement sandals1
#117chakra malt1
#265chakra sludge1
#129chakra-mental wine1
#1345cheap elven gloves1
#248choco-Crimbot2
#235chocolate bath ball4
#380chocolate filthy lucre9
#163chocolate seal-clubbing club2
#106chocolate-covered caviar1
#579chocolate-covered scarab beetle1
#1186chunk of depleted Grimacite6
#1749circular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#623club necklace11
#300collection of tiny spooky objects4
#397communal gobstopper1
#119cookie cookie5
#293corned-beef Reuben2
#69crappy brain158
#98cursed black pearl onion23
#93cursed bottle of black-label rum21
#92cursed bottle of rum26
#84cursed cannonball24
#83cursed dirty joke scroll24
#40cursed piece of thirteen24
#96cursed sea biscuit21
#88cursed voodoo skull23
#313cylindrical mold1
#86decent brain181
#515depleted uranium seal figurine1
#422diamond necklace15
#41diamond-studded cane311
#465drop of water-371
#2500easter egg balloon7
#547electrical thingamabob1
#2014elven cellocello2
#1391elven suicide capsule13
#60emergency margarita2
#397empty Cloaca-Cola bottle27
#14fancy black tie1
#3838fancy but probably evil chocolate1
#412fancy chocolate car7
#2035fancy dress ball2
#14fancy tophat1
#16fancy tuxedo pants1
#623fat stacks of cash10
#1174festive sausage1
#129fitness wristband1
#44flaming crutch458
#1610flashing novelty button1
#271flask of mining oil1
#142fluid of fudge-finding1
#494foam noodle1
#733forbidden sausage2
#739frigid fudgepuck1
#378fudge bunny1
#1412fudgecule1
#217fudgesicle1
#208fuzzy dice16
#201gamma nog1
#135giant green gummi bear1
#173giant green gummi ingot1
#657giant pinky ring22
#134giant red gummi bear1
#161giant red gummi ingot1
#77giant stuffed bugbear1
#130giant yellow gummi bear1
#169giant yellow gummi ingot1
#809gingerbread robot1
#226glow-in-the-dark dart gun1
#311gold wedding ring21
#1971golden ring38
#249good brain50
#70grape troll doll1
#243green drunki-bear1
#1007green gummi ingot1
#171gummi ammonite1
#165gummi belemnite1
#196gummi canary1
#204gummi salamander1
#243gummi snake1
#170gummi trilobite1
#401half-rotten brain1
#112hambrosier1
#528handful of confetti76
#236handmade hobby horse1
#143headless sparrow2
#581heart necklace12
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#364hemp candy necklace1
#1656herringcello8
#284high-energy mining laser1
#1162hobo nickel7
#866holiday cheese log1
#245huge bowl of candy1
#129imp unity ring36
#140incense bath ball7
#574inflatable duck1
#316java cookie3
#1071jawbruiser3
#1065jerky coins1
#1538killing feather31
#820kite9
#897kumquartz1
#84kumquartz ring1
#249kumquat supersucker1
#737laser-broiled pear12
#421licorice garrote5
#544licorice root3
#232lime supersucker1
#990lollipop stick1
#469long skinny balloon11
#515lucky rabbit's foot13
#153mangled squirrel1
#1086marionette1
#105misfit hobby horse1
#1447monomolecular yo-yo6
#620motivational poster6
#740mummy costume6
#836mylar scout drone5
#250myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball1
#212neutron lollipop1
#489night-vision goggles4
#418nugget of Crimbonium1
#676nut-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#1607obsidian dagger8
#177opera mask4
#71pacification grenade1
#1325pair of bolt cutters1
#140pair of pearidot earrings1
#1404passable elf mask3
#687pat-a-cake pendant1
#206pear supersucker1
#892pearidot1
#140pencil stub1
#1053penguin focaccia bread18
#469peppermint tailings1
#131perl necklace4
#613petit 4.12
#427petit fortran2
#680petrified wood10
#2030phish stick1
#528plastic ingot1
#181plexiglass pocketwatch1
#41pocket maze2
#1065pocketwatch on a chain2
#127pog #01 (spider)8
#484pog #02 (Knob goblin)1
#373pog #03 (warwelf)2
#384pog #04 (skleleton)2
#268pog #05 (ninja snowman)4
#322pog #06 (filthy hippy)3
#267pog #07 (orcish frat boy)4
#256pog #08 (hellion)4
#322pog #09 (pirate)3
#275pog #10 (hobo)4
#260pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)4
#459poison pen4
#1713possessed top2
#42potion of spiritual gunkifying1
#848powdered candy sushi set1
#690prehistoric spear5
#698pumpkinhead mask8
#264radiation-resistant helmet2
#1303rag doll1
#272raisin1
#154ram horns34
#186ram stick22
#132rat carcass5
#1204razor-tipped yo-yo5
#171really dense meat stack33
#356red ale2
🥈red and green rain stick1
#224red drunki-bear1
#994red gummi ingot1
#312ribbon candy2
#1103roboduck-on-a-string1
#1009robotronic egg27
#1856rogue swarmer31
#875roll of toilet paper60
#100root beer1
#984rubber WWBD? bracelet8
#627rubber WWJD? bracelet12
#1521rubber WWSPD? bracelet5
#929rubber WWtNSD? bracelet8
#449ruby on canes1
#254rusty bonesaw2
#64sausage without a cause2
#299servo-assisted exo-pants1
#44shady shades2
#58silver face paint2
#289six tiny wedges of goat cheese4
#138smart watch1
#493smoking grass1
#1119snake1
#1349sock monkey1
#403solid gold bowling ball46
#625solid gold pegleg2
#695spade necklace10
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#546sparkler10
#296spiritual candy cane1
#288spiritual eggnog1
#311spiritual fruitcake1
#304spiritual gingerbread1
#3326spooky eggnog1
#832spooky hockey mask2
#742spooky sap9
#1729square CRIMBCOOKIE1
#46squeaky toy rose2
#2241stainless steel shillelagh1
#123stepmom's booze1
#145still-beating spleen4
#170strawberry supersucker2
#917strawberyl1
#77strawberyl necklace1
#298stuffed Cheshire bitten111
#233stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech133
#167stuffed Mob Penguin1
#571stuffed alien blob11
#258stuffed angry cow131
#314stuffed astral badger116
#270stuffed baby gravy fairy131
#907stuffed can of asparagus2
#253stuffed cocoabo130
#1574stuffed dodecapede1
#1747stuffed doppelshifter4
#323stuffed flaming gravy fairy116
#302stuffed frozen gravy fairy120
#950stuffed ghuol whelp1
#1417stuffed gray blob9
#256stuffed hand turkey129
#223stuffed mind flayer145
#341stuffed ninja snowman14
#142stuffed porpoise1
#83stuffed sabre-toothed lime1
#457stuffed scary death orb91
#144stuffed shoulder parrot123
#355stuffed sleazy gravy fairy105
#408stuffed snowy owl96
#442stuffed spooky gravy fairy94
#2366stuffed spooky mushroom2
#133stuffed stab bat2
#312stuffed stinky gravy fairy111
#471stuffed undead elbow macaroni89
#76stuffed yeti2
#776stuffed zmobie1
#269sucker bucket1
#257sucker hakama1
#219sucker kabuto1
#278sucker tachi1
#787superheated fudge1
#898sweet mochi ball1
#785throwing wrench6
🥇time sleigh1
#746tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer2
#620tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory3
#392tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer5
#219tiny die-cast Don Crimbo3
#498tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer4
#213tiny die-cast Father Crimbo3
#398tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer5
#416tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer5
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#494tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer4
#481tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer4
#563tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#244tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign7
#746tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer2
#185tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg3
#124tiny die-cast blade a-spinning4
#585tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree1
#239tiny die-cast factory worker elf7
#387tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf5
#283tiny die-cast golden ring2
#320tiny die-cast killing bird2
#205tiny die-cast middle-management elf8
#193tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf8
#578tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg1
#115tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf10
#304tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming2
#317tiny die-cast turtle mech2
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#1463tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf5
#985tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear3
#1278tiny plastic Axe Wound6
#2096tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth2
#507tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type5
#1151tiny plastic Beebee King1
#1545tiny plastic Beelzebozo3
#383tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#265tiny plastic Big Candy1
#1062tiny plastic Black Knight7
#1509tiny plastic Bonerdagon3
#938tiny plastic Boss Bat5
#791tiny plastic Bugbear Captain1
#444tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#78tiny plastic Captain Kerkard1
#735tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter5
#934tiny plastic Cheshire bat19
#220tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#1149tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel1
#620tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#820tiny plastic Crimbo elf12
#880tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer11
#924tiny plastic Crimbo wreath4
#100tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#577tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#100tiny plastic Crimbot1
#1548tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#632tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#333tiny plastic Duke Starkiller3
#719tiny plastic Father McGruber5
#2053tiny plastic Felonia2
#281tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#2167tiny plastic G Imp3
#173tiny plastic GORM-81
#141tiny plastic Gary Claybender6
#1094tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser7
#533tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester13
#681tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist6
#1763tiny plastic Hellion4
#1467tiny plastic Iiti Kitty5
#301tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker3
#169tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#1146tiny plastic Knob Goblin King4
#1220tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter6
#931tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl8
#1072tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist7
#2138tiny plastic Knott Yeti3
#774tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#214tiny plastic MechaElf1
#1057tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#401tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#417tiny plastic Norville Rogers10
#1755tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy4
#2777tiny plastic Protagonist2
#867tiny plastic Queen Bee2
#764tiny plastic Rene C. Corman1
#846tiny plastic Scott the Miner4
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#813tiny plastic Spam Witch9
#1219tiny plastic Spunky Princess6
#1191tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski4
#911tiny plastic The Man5
#171tiny plastic Toybot1
#1264tiny plastic Trouser Snake6
#1282tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo3
#236tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#478tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer5
#1424tiny plastic XXX pr0n5
#301tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#849tiny plastic accordion thief6
#105tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#1731tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#1798tiny plastic angry bugbear4
#764tiny plastic angry goat23
#757tiny plastic angry space marine5
#1450tiny plastic anime smiley5
#243tiny plastic animelf1
#2160tiny plastic apathetic lizardman3
#2135tiny plastic astronomer3
#1057tiny plastic baby gravy fairy17
#794tiny plastic barrrnacle22
#495tiny plastic batbugbear9
#1760tiny plastic beanbat4
#432tiny plastic bee swarm10
#958tiny plastic beebee gunners3
#590tiny plastic beebee queue7
#646tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar7
#849tiny plastic black ops bugbear4
#1107tiny plastic blazing bat2
#1041tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball17
#951tiny plastic blooper8
#1237tiny plastic brainsweeper6
#733tiny plastic briefcase bat10
#755tiny plastic bugaboo5
#1336tiny plastic buzzerker1
#835tiny plastic cavebugbear4
#991tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#788tiny plastic cocoabo22
#1269tiny plastic coffee pixie14
#263tiny plastic colollilossus1
#2090tiny plastic conservationist hippy2
#1762tiny plastic cubist bull4
#1240tiny plastic demoninja6
#874tiny plastic disco bandit6
#1752tiny plastic drunk goat4
#99tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#425tiny plastic fax machine1
#1736tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus4
#1085tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker7
#396tiny plastic fire servant6
#1240tiny plastic fluffy bunny6
#1412tiny plastic fruit golem5
#1300tiny plastic fuzzy dice14
#884tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick20
#1312tiny plastic ghuol whelp14
#2134tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers3
#1736tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#1475tiny plastic goth giant5
#586tiny plastic grue28
#1421tiny plastic handsome mariachi5
#1358tiny plastic hermit4
#426tiny plastic hobo elf1
#627tiny plastic howling balloon monkey27
#959tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear3
#807tiny plastic killer bee21
#1459tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box5
#718tiny plastic leprechaun24
#795tiny plastic levitating potato22
#1068tiny plastic lobsterfrogman7
#600tiny plastic moneybee7
#988tiny plastic mosquito18
#847tiny plastic mumblebee4
#1035tiny plastic mutant elf1
#776tiny plastic ninja snowman10
#828tiny plastic pastamancer6
#585tiny plastic peacannon4
#826tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime21
#1018tiny plastic sauceror5
#2794tiny plastic scary clown2
#1762tiny plastic seal clubber3
#100tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#920tiny plastic senile lihc8
#1557tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#2811tiny plastic smarmy pirate2
#570tiny plastic spiderbugbear4
#1043tiny plastic spiny skelelton7
#559tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton29
#2825tiny plastic spooky vampire2
#851tiny plastic stab bat21
#1270tiny plastic star starfish14
#585tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#660tiny plastic sweet nutcracker14
#1450tiny plastic taco cat5
#224tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#409tiny plastic the Free Man6
#1201tiny plastic topiary golem6
#312tiny plastic trollipop1
#449tiny plastic turtle tamer10
#1766tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni4
#191tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#1704tiny plastic warwelf4
#928tiny plastic whitesnake8
#2787tiny plastic zmobie2
#2525toothsome rock1
#651top7
#768tortoise's blessing1
#908tourmalime1
#106tourmalime tourniquet1
#142towel65
#477toy deathbot2
#1592toy hoverpad1
#2210toy jet pack1
#921toy maglev monorail1
#2128toy mercenary1
#2475toy ray gun1
#2262toy space helmet1
#2301tree-eating kite4
#660triangular CRIMBCOOKIE3
#139trilobite candy mold1
#922trilobite fossil1
#601tropical paperweight1
#1135tropical wrapping paper1
#1110unstable DNA32
#2526vampire duck-on-a-string1
#1819vertebra of the Bonerdagon1
#57vintage smart drink2
#189warbear LP-ROM burner1
#479warbear battery1
#436warbear beeping telegram1
#169warbear blizzard mead1
🥇warbear breakfast machine1
#297warbear empathy chip1
#196warbear exhaust manifold1
#189warbear exo-arm1
#197warbear feasting bread1
#211warbear foil hat1
#10warbear goggles1
#167warbear gyro1
#384warbear gyrocopter1
#286warbear hoverbelt piecepart2
#169warbear induction oven1
#180warbear jackhammer drill press1
#199warbear laser beacon1
#273warbear liquid overcoat1
#436warbear metalworking primer1
#45warbear metalworking primer (used)1
#217warbear officer requisition box1
#364warbear procedural hilarity drone2
#382warbear requisition box1
#422warbear robo-camouflage unit1
#433warbear sequential gaiety distribution system1
#471water wings1
#68weird gazelle steak2
#830wind-up meatcar1
#93wings of fire1
#719wolfman mask7
#229yellow drunki-bear1
#969yellow gummi ingot2
#1803yo2
#1781yo-yo4
#477yohohoyo2
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