Museum :: copperbottom chef

copperbottom chef

Rank	Item	Quantity
#687	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	5
#503	2-ball	8
#201	3-ball	34
#206	30669 scroll	54
#312	33398 scroll	68
#156	334 scroll	43
#158	64067 scroll	3
#320	668 scroll	2
#574	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	3
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#237	Angry Farmer candy	621
#2353	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	4
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#300	Bit O' Ectoplasm	8
#412	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#289	Black No. 2	20
#362	Blatantly Canadian	6
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#1675	Boss Bat bling	1
#2262	Boss Bat britches	2
#318	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	24
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#100	Cloaca grenade	145
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#771	Cloaca-Cola shield	3
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1038	Cold Hots candy	2
#1451	Corpse Island iced tea	2
#1373	Crown of the Goblin King	16
#306	Daffy Taffy	107
#182	Diet Cloaca Cola	8
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#477	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	8
#308	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	3
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#634	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	6
#738	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	4
#396	Dramatic™ range	2
#2741	Drowsy Sword	1
#1391	Dyspepsi grenade	3
#453	Dyspepsi-Cola	140
#999	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#1786	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#86	El Vibrato power sphere	19
#161	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	4
#256	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#154	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	2
#171	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	2
#86	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	4
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	3
#190	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	4
#226	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	2
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#287	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	10
#284	Elfin shortbread	3
#631	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	6
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#364	Gaia beads	5
#401	Gnollish flyswatter	6
#330	Gnollish pie tin	10
#279	Gnollish plunger	10
#424	Gnollish slotted spoon	3
#507	Gnollish toolbox	4
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#131	Iiti Kitty phone charm	31
#1641	Imp Ale	7
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#258	Jolly Roger charrrm	15
#271	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	8
#171	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	67
#28	Kentucky-fried meat staff	2
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#143	Knob Goblin elite helm	43
#143	Knob Goblin elite pants	43
#112	Knob Goblin elite polearm	52
#592	Knob Goblin elite shirt	6
#379	Knob Goblin firecracker	46
#227	Knob Goblin harem pants	20
#221	Knob Goblin harem veil	20
#1091	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#368	Knob Goblin pants	26
#380	Knob Goblin perfume	7
#114	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	16
#376	Knob Goblin scimitar	25
#330	Knob Goblin spatula	21
#65	Knob Goblin steroids	315
#376	Knob Goblin tongs	29
#139	Knob Goblin visor	58
#103	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	2
#129	Knob sausage	93
#596	Knoll mushroom	10
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#206	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	54
#28	MSG	103
#926	Mad Train wine	38
#1560	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#92	Marquis de Poivre soda	342
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#340	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	6
#163	Meat detector	4
#667	Meleegra™ pills	9
#689	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	4
#146	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	656
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#781	Mohawk wig	3
#173	Monstar energy beverage	58
#296	Mr. Mediocrebar	187
#198	NG	6
#289	Orcish baseball cap	11
#321	Orcish cargo shorts	9
#348	Orcish frat-paddle	7
#127	Orcish meat locker	4
#132	PADL Phone	123
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#706	Penultimate Fantasy chest	5
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#227	Pine-Fresh air freshener	15
#280	Regular Cloaca Cola	3
#1201	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	2
#225	Rock Pops	217
#2543	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#480	Senior Mints	10
#412	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	3
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#220	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	4
#110	Supernova Champagne	80
#438	Swabbie™ swab	2
#659	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#733	Trollhouse cookies	18
#403	Tuesday's ruby	4
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#382	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	6
#237	WA	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#952	Warm Subject gift certificate	4
#95	White Citadel burger	59
#46	White Citadel fries	93
#673	Wint-O-Fresh mint	14
#516	Yummy Tummy bean	390
#432	acid-squirting flower	7
#210	acoustic guitarrr	19
#301	adder bladder	25
#566	all-purpose cleaner	3
#1101	amulet of extreme plot significance	3
#120	ancient Magi-Wipes	105
#142	ancient protein powder	53
#396	ancient vinyl coin purse	6
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#2604	anniversary gift box	1
#487	annoying pitchfork	5
#460	ant agonist	3
#1061	anticheese	1
#654	antique greaves	3
#730	antique hand mirror	1
#552	antique helmet	6
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#525	antique shield	7
#563	antique spear	6
#160	arrrgyle socks	18
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#474	asbestos ore	12
#387	asbestos staff	1
#303	asbestos sword	2
#673	asparagus knife	5
#643	asshat	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#259	awful poetry journal	586
#1206	baby killer bee	4
#1480	baconstone	4
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#3123	badass belt	14
#430	balaclava	1
#447	balaclava baklava	4
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#654	banana peel	1
#1020	banana-frosted king cake	1
#443	bar skin	20
#579	barbed-wire fence	6
#2125	barrrnacle	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#327	baseball	14
#31	basic meat fez	7
#645	bat guano	7
#331	bat wing	41
#365	batblade	7
#875	batgut	7
#1444	battered Crimbo Crate	2
#182	bean burrito	4
#199	beanbag chair	2
#466	beer bomb	28
#145	beer bong	28
#376	beer helmet	8
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#787	beertini	1
#232	beholed bedsheet	4
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#206	big bad voodoo mask	3
#304	big red clown nose	22
#474	big rock	1
#65	bigger stick	3
#239	bilge wine	89
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
#1498	bit of clingfilm	1
#228	bit-o-cactus	18
#188	black facepaint	1
#489	black forest cake	3
#552	black forest ham	1
#246	black greaves	10
#226	black helmet	11
#481	black pension check	3
#274	black pepper	8
#461	black picnic basket	1
#193	black sheepskin diploma	1
#172	black shield	18
#421	black snake skin	10
#464	black spot	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#218	black sword	13
#689	blackberry	4
#67	blackberry moccasins	4
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#315	bloody beer	46
#568	bloody clown pants	6
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#878	blue snowcone	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#222	blundarrrbus	2
#666	bone rattle	1
#213	booty chest charrrm	41
#456	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	8
#253	bottle of alcohol	13
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#407	bottle of cooking sherry	2
#316	bottle of popskull	6
#706	bottle of rum	39
#237	bottle of ultravitamins	2
#542	bottle of vodka	21
#603	bottle of whiskey	38
#411	bottle opener belt buckle	3
#601	bowl of cottage cheese	18
#710	box	8
#1335	boxed wine	1
#749	briefcase	1
#343	broken skull	54
#624	broken sword	1
#445	bronzed locust	2
#398	brown sugar cane	7
#518	bubbly potion	12
#624	bugbear beanie	6
#410	bugbear bungguard	12
#124	bullet-proof corduroys	64
#504	bum cheek	18
#475	bunch of square grapes	3
#65	buoybottoms	18
#626	can of Binarrrca	14
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#554	can of Swiller	1
#402	can of maces	2
#733	can of spinach	2
#1976	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	3
#386	candied kobold	8
#1439	candied yams	5
#345	candy brain	10
#217	cannonball charrrm	36
#113	canopic jar	117
#530	carbonated soy milk	1
#463	carbonated water lily	4
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#331	cardboard katana	1
#241	cardboard ore	9
#57	cardboard staff	1
#450	cardboard wakizashi	3
#415	carob chunk cookies	4
#506	carob chunks	4
#585	casino pass	3
#516	cast	23
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#818	catgut	1
#169	catsup	1
#690	centipede eggs	1
#275	chaos butterfly	957
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#254	cheap wind-up clock	1
#438	chef's hat	17
#661	chewing gum on a string	3
#391	chintzy accordion pin	1
#544	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#116	chisel	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#492	chopsticks	5
#765	chorizo taco	1
#303	chrome crossbow	2
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#526	chrome ore	8
#429	chrome staff	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#72	clockwork claws	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#86	clockwork key	16
#54	clockwork rings	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#634	cloudy potion	8
#342	clown shoes	8
#508	clown skin	8
#3274	club necklace	1
#57	cob of corn	20
#539	cocktail napkin	2
#241	cocktail onion	2
#760	cocoa egg	7
#361	cocoa eggshell fragment	180
#367	coconut shell	118
#142	cog	228
#347	cold ninja mask	9
#211	cold wad	10
#882	commemorative war stein	1
#104	communications windchimes	160
#65	cool mushroom wine	5
#458	cool whip	5
#218	copper ha'penny charrrm	37
#124	cordial of concentration	3
#244	corn holder	5
#219	cornuthaum	36
#897	corpse on the beach	5
#1184	corpsedriver	3
#1466	corpsetini	2
#180	costume sword	4
#313	cranberries	88
#952	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#81	cream pie	20
#185	crossbow string	1
#115	crowbarrr	22
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#86	cursed bottle of rum	28
#1245	cyborg stompin' boot	2
#585	dance card	1
#494	dark potion	15
#357	dead guy's watch	17
#539	decorative fountain	5
#14	delectable catalyst	169
#375	denim axe	1
#207	deodorant	14
#766	desiccated apricot	1
#852	diamond-studded cane	2
#245	didgeridooka	16
#1349	dill	5
#700	dirty hobo gloves	10
#393	disbelief suspenders	2
#839	disco ball	22
#628	disco mask	36
#476	disease	17
#335	disembodied brain	10
#187	disembodied smile	2
#789	disintegrating quill pen	1
#402	displaced fish	8
#385	distressed denim pants	5
#286	disturbing fanfic	575
#356	dope wheels	1
#611	drab sonata	3
#503	draggin' ball hat	9
#71	dreadlock whip	79
#241	dried face	15
#268	drum machine	20
#158	dry noodles	1,105
#213	dry vodka martini	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#784	duct tape	32
#468	dull fish scale	1
#228	dungeoneer's dungarees	5
#1124	dusty Crimbo crate	4
#443	dusty bottle of Marsala	27
#437	dusty bottle of Merlot	32
#455	dusty bottle of Muscat	25
#454	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	27
#552	dusty bottle of Port	19
#482	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	21
#150	eXtreme mittens	35
#314	eXtreme scarf	10
#1486	easter egg balloon	16
#444	effervescent potion	21
#1586	elven moonshine	1
#765	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	8
#227	empty meat tank	15
#147	enchanted bean	31
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#122	enchanted eyepatch	2
#313	enchanted toothpick	4
#84	energy drink IV	72
#269	ennui-flavored potato chips	187
#467	enormous belt buckle	4
#160	enormous hoop earring	9
#362	evil golden arch	23
#71	evil golden arches	29
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#255	eye-pod	2
#129	eyedrops of the ocelot	1
#226	eyepatch	38
#722	f3d0r4	3
#1294	facsimile dictionary	4
#584	fancy bath salts	9
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#437	fancy seashell necklace	4
#1378	fat stacks of cash	1
#169	ferret bait	90
#435	fetid feather	12
#170	fez of etymology	2
#390	filthy corduroys	14
#339	filthy knitted dread sack	17
#2035	filthy lucre	1
#122	filthy poultice	81
#1344	fire	2
#109	fire poi	45
#197	fish-liver oil	97
#635	fizzy potion	7
#585	flaming crutch	6
#508	flaming feather	11
#711	flaming talons	3
#338	flange	7
#188	flaregun	88
#19	flashing novelty button	13
#158	flat dough	38
#468	flirtatious feather	9
#268	floral print shirt	1
#383	flowing hippy skirt	1
#343	foolscap fool's cap	8
#269	foon	1
#510	frightful feather	9
#457	frigid ninja stars	61
#435	frilly skirt	7
#439	frozen feather	15
#347	frozen nunchaku	8
#158	funky brass fez	1
#696	funky dried mushroom	2
#198	furniture dolly	14
#348	furry fur	233
#427	furry pants	1
#3221	fuzzy dice	2
#598	gas balloon	2
#180	gauze garter	102
#462	ghuol egg quiche	2
#995	ghuol guolash	1
#1920	giant discarded plastic fork	2
#135	giant driftwood sculpture	1
#313	giant foam finger	6
#144	giant needle	594
#1187	giant pinky ring	9
#1336	gingerbread mutant bugbear	4
#232	glass of goat's milk	60
#223	glob of green slime	3
#225	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#240	glowing red eye	87
#324	gnatwing	13
#97	gnauga hide	62
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#269	gnoll lips	14
#443	gnoll teeth	7
#319	goat beard	17
#236	goat cheese	111
#355	goatskin umbrella	3
#487	gob of wet hair	18
#221	gold lamé pants	3
#2080	golden ring	35
#883	goth kid t-shirt	2
#80	goulauncher	1
#201	grapefruit	59
#75	grapes	220
#116	grassy cutlass	11
#1298	green beer	5
#540	green glowstick	3
#314	green pixel	178
#175	green smoke bomb	15
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#498	gremlin juice	2
#122	gremlin mutagen	3
#442	grog	2
#695	grouchy restless spirit	5
#1913	grue egg	12
#632	grumpy old man charrrm	1
#155	grungy bandana	7
#377	guano coffee cup	3
#569	guitar pick	3
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#655	hair spray	1
#103	halfberd	7
#1450	hamethyst	4
#116	hamethyst bracelet	2
#328	hamethyst necklace	1
#5201	handful of confetti	1
#211	handful of drink tickets	1
#737	handful of hand chalk	15
#170	handful of moss	38
#67	handful of nuts and berries	157
#69	handful of pine needles	371
#542	handful of sand	13
#509	handful of sawdust	3
#601	handsomeness potion	1
#175	happiness	16
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#241	headhunter necktie	2
#2506	heart necklace	2
#194	heavy D	674
#58	heavy hot sauce	1
#455	heavy metal sonata	1
#540	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#384	helmet turtle	124
#52	hemp net	15
#605	hemp string	6
#225	henna face paint	7
#235	henna tattoo	3
#199	herb brownies	171
#588	herbal stuffing	13
#160	herbs	344
#606	hermit permit	1
🥈	hi-density nylocite leg armor	1
#346	hill of beans	60
#125	hippopotamus pants	1
#103	hippy medical kit	66
#210	hippy protest button	23
#157	honey-dipped locust	22
#459	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
#358	hot date	11
#261	hot katana blade	65
#390	hot wing	140
#311	hypodermic needle	5
#716	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	93
#502	ice-cold Willer	78
#501	ice-cold fotie	33
#478	ice-cold six-pack	14
#343	icy katana hilt	9
#143	icy-hot katana	6
#2351	immense cyborg hand	1
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#198	infernal insoles	17
#691	invisible bag	1
#1282	iron pasta spoon	1
#570	irradiated candy cane	7
#66	jabañero pepper	13
#613	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	9
#178	jack flapper	4
#213	jewelry-making pliers	2
#265	jug-o-magicalness	7
#305	jumbo olive	6
#71	juniper berries	12
#119	keg shield	42
#135	ketchup	2
#503	ketchup hound	6
#136	kick-ass kicks	32
#499	kickback cookbook	1
#507	killer rag doll	5
#2500	killing feather	2
#121	kiwi	45
#1425	kneecapping stick	3
#183	ladle of mystery	1
#2060	laser-broiled pear	11
#1171	lavender plastic oyster egg	3
#1295	lead necklace	1
#456	leaflet	1
#409	leather chaps	5
#242	leather mask	24
#120	leathery bat skin	108
#177	leathery cat skin	78
#235	leathery rat skin	16
#436	leftovers of indeterminate origin	3
#430	lemon	95
#139	leotarrrd	17
#506	lihc eye	18
#249	lihc face	24
#314	lime	35
#487	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	13
#301	linoleum crossbow	2
#531	linoleum ore	6
#437	linoleum staff	1
#340	linoleum sword	2
#430	little paper umbrella	114
#468	long skinny balloon	11
#386	loose teeth	128
#538	lowercase N	10
#307	lupine sword	2
#1373	mafia aria	6
#233	magical ice cubes	250
#182	magical mystery juice	105
#503	magicalness-in-a-can	4
#430	maiden wig	4
#248	makeshift cape	1
#476	many-eyed glasses	3
#527	maple syrup	6
#282	mariachi G-string	10
#402	mariachi pants	39
#1086	marionette	1
#865	marzipan skull	6
#180	massive sitar	1
#269	meat engine	7
#163	meat from yesterday	14
#187	meat vortex	281
#371	mesh cap	6
#63	metal mandible	2
#524	metallic A	44
#510	milky potion	13
#535	miner's helmet	3
#602	miner's pants	2
#123	miniature espresso maker	1
#245	mixed wildflower greens	2
#70	mojo filter	33
#532	molotov cocktail cocktail	2
#347	mother's little helper	9
#482	moxie weed	26
#80	muculent machete	2
#320	mullet wig	4
#157	mummy wrapping	174
#453	murky potion	17
#133	natural fennel soda	45
#375	necklace chain	5
#216	ninja hot pants	19
#3384	obsidian dagger	1
#66	off-white striped oyster egg	36
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#321	olive	34
#43	onion shurikens	97
#306	opera mask	2
#392	orange	37
#62	orange glowstick	18
#178	original G	787
#886	oversized fish scaler	6
#134	oversized pipe	94
#366	oversized pizza cutter	16
#615	oyster basket	6
#694	pail	13
#311	palm frond	19
#189	palm-frond capris	1
#396	palm-frond toupee	1
#88	palm-frond whip	2
#1171	pants of the Slug Lord	2
#190	panty raider camouflage	9
#851	papaya	3
#477	papaya slung	2
#538	papaya taco	1
#581	pasta spoon	33
#675	patchouli incense stick	6
#74	penguin whip	3
#170	perforated battle paddle	42
#1429	pet rock	4
#106	petrified noodles	1
#546	phat turquoise bead	5
#301	phat turquoise bracelet	1
#1016	phonics down	5
#491	photoprotoneutron torpedo	43
#624	pickle-flavored chewing gum	9
#81	pie crust	37
#518	piece of wedding cake	9
#281	piercing post	8
#154	pirate pelvis	22
#377	pirate shirt	4
#229	pitchfork	16
#288	pixel hat	1
#211	pixel sword	1
#217	plain pizza	12
#215	plot hole	948
#326	pointed stick	2
#702	pointy mushroom	1
#861	polyalloy shield	5
🥈	polymorphic fastening apparatus	1
#804	pool cue	3
#1783	porquoise	2
#272	porquoise bracelet	1
#294	porquoise necklace	1
#1433	portable corkscrew	1
#1713	possessed top	2
#143	potato pistol	1
#1167	potato sprout	1
#477	poutine	6
#455	pr0n legs	32
#949	prehistoric spear	3
#174	probability potion	592
#171	procrastination potion	601
#564	prosthetic forehead	2
#907	pulsing flesh	4
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#1514	red paisley oyster egg	2
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🥈	silicon-infused gluteal shield	1
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#146	sleazy fairy gravy	1
#244	slingshot	1
#223	small box	30
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#1013	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	16
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#393	sonar-in-a-biscuit	19
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#72	soylent staff	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#138	special sauce glove	1
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#62	stone frisbee	175
#819	stone of eXtreme power	7
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#369	strongness elixir	12
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#7825	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	2
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#6375	stuffed scary death orb	4
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#66	sturdy sword hilt	3
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#171	styrofoam ore	12
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#524	sweet ninja sword	1
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#178	sword hilt	1
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#169	taco shell	91
#487	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	13
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#459	thistle wine	2
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#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
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#8209	tiny plastic angry goat	1
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#990	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
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#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#694	tiny shaker of salt	3
#359	tires	19
#265	tisket	1
#383	titanium assault umbrella	23
#924	tofurkey gravy	9
#856	tofurkey leg	10
#164	tomato	406
#167	tomb ratchet	6
#348	tooth	11
#2083	toothsome rock	2
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#2400	toy crazy train	1
#2209	toy jet pack	1
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#1722	toy space helmet	2
#409	true grit	3
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#180	tube of hair oil	2
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#950	twitching claw	5
#512	uncooked chorizo	4
#166	unidentified jerky	148
#107	unrolling pin	1
#1022	unstable DNA	38
#1112	valuable trinket	40
#1912	vampire duck-on-a-string	2
#58	velvet choker	1
#1062	vibrating cyborg knife	7
#373	viking helmet	28
#381	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	16
#314	vorpal blade	18
#233	wad of dough	245
#458	wad of tofu	6
#687	walrus-tusk earring	1
#586	wang	1
#228	war tongs	10
#413	warm mushroom	3
#274	water pipe bomb	195
#780	wheel	4
#129	whip kit	3
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#218	white chocolate chip cookies	19
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#1104	white lightning	1
#685	white picket fence	2
#272	white pixel	130
#515	white satin pants	4
#748	white snake skin	5
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#118	wholeberd	1
#136	wicker shield	40
#507	windchimes	8
#318	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	140
#143	witty rapier	48
#159	wolf mask	268
#249	wonderwall shield	4
#533	wooden stakes	3
#595	wool hat	1
#553	worn tophat	1
#276	wussiness potion	59
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#38	yellow traffic cone	1
#1447	yeti fur	5
#200	yohohoyo	14

Wow, that's 29,840 items total!

what items are this player missing?